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[2017-03-03 08:53:38] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: please tell me when so I can close my 50x long
[2017-03-03 08:53:43] rustiv : I heard rumors about using ETH on bitmex (ethmex?) are there any infos?
[2017-03-03 08:53:45] RoftheN : I guess I'm just gonna close my losses now
[2017-03-03 08:53:59] vgck : RoftheN: Wait for the correction
[2017-03-03 08:54:03] RoftheN : Oh got that means I sold my ETH for nothing
[2017-03-03 08:54:13] banksy : Hey Warren, you fo real dude?
[2017-03-03 08:54:29] RoftheN : If he says yes it must be him!
[2017-03-03 08:54:57] banksy : fu* I'm tense, if it's the guy
[2017-03-03 08:55:27] banksy : but he just sittn there chilln
[2017-03-03 08:55:59] MikeHunt : Eth could replace btc one day
[2017-03-03 08:56:08] rangle : not this again
[2017-03-03 08:56:18] Puffle-Razor-Spark : MikeHunt: when hell frezes over
[2017-03-03 08:56:27] MikeHunt : Puffle-Razor-Spark: when etf fail freezes over
[2017-03-03 08:56:27] MikeHunt : ;)
[2017-03-03 08:56:48] DorianWhack-A-Moto : is someone really asking if Warren Buffet is in the IRC?
[2017-03-03 08:57:04] rustiv : don't disturb warren he's pumping now
[2017-03-03 08:57:14] rustiv : just let him do his thing
[2017-03-03 08:57:23] vgck : Urgh I'm pumping too
[2017-03-03 08:58:26] RoftheN : So what happens if a government starts investing in Bitcoin. Like imagine if a Switzerland referendum voted to invest 0.5% of tax payer money into Bitcoin so Switzerland will be richer in the future
[2017-03-03 08:58:31] cryptonoob : ok, now that shorts got margin called I guess we'll go down :)
[2017-03-03 08:58:34] DorianWhack-A-Moto : i am so aware of my body being a bag of flesh just sitting here
[2017-03-03 08:58:58] DorianWhack-A-Moto : yes
[2017-03-03 08:58:59] itsyourboy : Giuys my low on my shirt is 1330, if I close some of my position with some buys, will it increase my liq price?
[2017-03-03 08:59:13] itsyourboy : Liq on my short*
[2017-03-03 08:59:38] RoftheN : No
[2017-03-03 08:59:47] rustiv : you can add margin to your position after you sold some contracts
[2017-03-03 08:59:48] DorianWhack-A-Moto : itsyourboy: you need to add more to your margin to increase liq price
[2017-03-03 08:59:55] vgck : cryptonoob: It's called a bulltrap, liq the shorts, get everyone to FOMO into longs, then liq them. The only people making money are the whales
[2017-03-03 09:00:04] RoftheN : only changing leverage or adding/removing margin can change liq price unless buying more contracts
[2017-03-03 09:00:41] itsyourboy : So sell some contracts with buys and then adjust margin
[2017-03-03 09:00:48] Puffle-Razor-Spark : anyone shorting ETH ?
[2017-03-03 09:01:02] RoftheN : Yes you can do that itsyourboy
[2017-03-03 09:01:10] Puffle-Razor-Spark : itsyourboy: y
[2017-03-03 09:01:20] itsyourboy : Where do I adjust margin, I'm on mobile trying to make a quick rescue
[2017-03-03 09:01:36] itsyourboy : sorry it's not so clear on mobile!
[2017-03-03 09:01:39] DorianWhack-A-Moto : itsyourboy: next to liq price
[2017-03-03 09:01:41] RoftheN : okay next to Liq.Price there's margin, you can press the +B (bitcoin sign)
[2017-03-03 09:02:25] itsyourboy : And I'd add margin
[2017-03-03 09:02:47] itsyourboy : From my bal
[2017-03-03 09:03:06] RoftheN : What Civilization should I play in Civ V?
[2017-03-03 09:03:18] vgck : RoftheN: Russia
[2017-03-03 09:03:26] Puffle-Razor-Spark : def Russia
[2017-03-03 09:03:27] RoftheN : I don't want to play a woman
[2017-03-03 09:03:28] BitMEX_John : itsyourboy: when you add margin it comes from your available balance
[2017-03-03 09:03:32] RoftheN : I'm sexist scu
[2017-03-03 09:03:38] vgck : RoftheN: Then Mongols
[2017-03-03 09:03:43] RoftheN : Okay
[2017-03-03 09:03:58] itsyourboy : BitMEX_John: @DorianWhack-A-Moto got it thank you all!
[2017-03-03 09:04:31] rustiv : nice domain-investment (shitmex.com) will use that in the future
[2017-03-03 09:04:39] rustiv : SHI TMEX.com lol
[2017-03-03 09:05:25] vgck : rustiv: Use it for what?
[2017-03-03 09:06:14] itsyourboy : Really need this ETF to be denied or we have a big dump soon / this rise slows, going to start losing sleep soon
[2017-03-03 09:06:30] -_- : BitMEX_John: there are some rounding errors going on right now when i opened my position
[2017-03-03 09:06:36] rustiv : vgck: navigate to this site using s h i t m e x.com
[2017-03-03 09:06:46] RoftheN : I know right. I'm getting close to my liq price
[2017-03-03 09:07:02] -_- : xxxx.1200000000001 Liq. Price
[2017-03-03 09:07:13] vgck : RoftheN: What's your liq? How many contracts
[2017-03-03 09:07:22] RoftheN : Maybe I should just send myself more BTC
[2017-03-03 09:07:37] BitMEX_John : -_-: we have been made aware of this, it's a frontend issue and we are in the process of fixing it
[2017-03-03 09:07:44] -_- : ok
[2017-03-03 09:07:45] BitMEX_John : sorry for any inconvenience in the meantime
[2017-03-03 09:07:52] RoftheN : I got around 16000 contracts. liq 1309 on swap and 1350 on h17
[2017-03-03 09:08:02] RoftheN : Don't take advantage of this information thank you
[2017-03-03 09:08:40] RoftheN : But where will I get BTC from
[2017-03-03 09:08:44] RoftheN : Maybe I should just buy more
[2017-03-03 09:08:45] DorianWhack-A-Moto : go home bitcoin you're drunk
[2017-03-03 09:08:48] vgck : RoftheN: lol not big enough to REKT you myself, dont know about anyone else here
[2017-03-03 09:08:56] vgck : DorianWhack-A-Moto: up down up down....
[2017-03-03 09:09:09] RoftheN : 200 euro's can't even buy me 0.2 BTC anymore
[2017-03-03 09:09:18] RoftheN : Makes me feel poor
[2017-03-03 09:09:24] DorianWhack-A-Moto : vgck: pray for me
[2017-03-03 09:09:28] vgck : RoftheN: My advice? Don't short a bull market. Close it take, take the loss as a lesson learned, and save what you can.
[2017-03-03 09:09:42] vgck : DorianWhack-A-Moto: Forget you, I'm busy praying for myself
[2017-03-03 09:10:01] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: wow another ATH for XBTEUR
[2017-03-03 09:10:04] DorianWhack-A-Moto : rapidtrades i need your bearish quips to get me through
[2017-03-03 09:10:21] itsyourboy : DorianWhack-A-Moto: yeah same, glad it's not just me
[2017-03-03 09:10:38] vgck : RoftheN: If you put more money in you'll lose even more. You are going to get REKT and lose everything if you dont close it asap
[2017-03-03 09:10:39] Puffle-Razor-Spark : DorianWhack-A-Moto: you are long or short?
[2017-03-03 09:10:46] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Puffle-Razor-Spark: im stupid
[2017-03-03 09:10:58] DorianWhack-A-Moto : short
[2017-03-03 09:10:59] RoftheN : Meh I don't know, how much higher can it go before ETF gets rejected
[2017-03-03 09:11:02] vgck : I'm with stupid
[2017-03-03 09:11:04] Puffle-Razor-Spark : DorianWhack-A-Moto: worth praying for that is
[2017-03-03 09:11:08] vgck : RoftheN: 1500
[2017-03-03 09:11:15] itsyourboy : RoftheN: this is what I'm thinkign
[2017-03-03 09:11:20] RoftheN : Then I'll just increase my liquidation price to 1500
[2017-03-03 09:11:31] itsyourboy : It's a shit state of affairs but we're here now aha
[2017-03-03 09:11:37] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: everybody is already short like you - you run with the sheep - don't
[2017-03-03 09:11:41] vgck : RoftheN: Good luck, let me know how it works out
[2017-03-03 09:11:47] DorianWhack-A-Moto : was up on an earlier short so worst case mommy will steal my lollipop back
[2017-03-03 09:12:23] DorianWhack-A-Moto : hasn't been too much rekt on this bullrun though. everybody well covered?
[2017-03-03 09:12:32] RoftheN : If only I knew how to get my old BTC wallet working, maybe I should just download a new wallet and use the .dat file
[2017-03-03 09:12:50] RoftheN : Or I'll have to sell some of my alts
[2017-03-03 09:12:51] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: send it to me, Ill recover it for you
[2017-03-03 09:12:57] -_- : ETH heading for ATH in USD
[2017-03-03 09:12:59] DorianWhack-A-Moto : RoftheN: what wallet were you using?
[2017-03-03 09:13:02] RoftheN : Oh thanks
[2017-03-03 09:13:05] RoftheN : Multibit HD
[2017-03-03 09:13:13] MikeHunt : shorting eth is dumb
[2017-03-03 09:13:17] RoftheN : So I'll just have to send you the .dat file?
[2017-03-03 09:13:21] vgck : RoftheN: Don't ask me, I havent messed with the wallets in years. I just sit here and gamble now...
[2017-03-03 09:13:22] RoftheN : It's password protected though
[2017-03-03 09:13:25] DorianWhack-A-Moto : RoftheN: lol no dont send anybody the .dat file
[2017-03-03 09:13:39] wurstgelee : how are shorts feeling today? ;)
[2017-03-03 09:13:41] DorianWhack-A-Moto : RoftheN: did you write down your mnemonic?
[2017-03-03 09:13:49] RoftheN : So if yuo don't have the password
[2017-03-03 09:13:49] -_- : 0.015 to 0.03 over the next settlement week for ETH MikeHunt?
[2017-03-03 09:13:50] DorianWhack-A-Moto : please say you didi
[2017-03-03 09:13:51] REKT : Liquidated short on `ETH7D`: buy 24 @ 0.016110
[2017-03-03 09:13:52] RoftheN : Yes I do have the mnemonic
[2017-03-03 09:14:26] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: how much were on there approximately?
[2017-03-03 09:14:37] RoftheN : Not much, like 0.2 BTC
[2017-03-03 09:14:41] DorianWhack-A-Moto : RoftheN: Hmm not sure but you could just try new wallet/restore from seed. think if its password protected the password might be the last seed word.
[2017-03-03 09:14:42] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: also, I'd do it for free as a community service
[2017-03-03 09:15:04] RoftheN : But that's the thing. I tried that and then it went all bugg
[2017-03-03 09:15:41] shapeshifter : wurstgelee: rekt :)
[2017-03-03 09:15:59] DorianWhack-A-Moto : RoftheN: try using electrum and import the mnemonic
[2017-03-03 09:16:07] RoftheN : Yeah I should do that
[2017-03-03 09:16:11] wurstgelee : shapeshifter: u would think that gets old at some point. yet they still do it
[2017-03-03 09:16:12] RoftheN : Multibit is annoying anyway
[2017-03-03 09:16:42] DorianWhack-A-Moto : yeah i ditched multibit in like 2013
[2017-03-03 09:16:58] shapeshifter : wurstgelee: well same ppl that thought ZEC would go back up to 10 BTC each after day one burst lol
[2017-03-03 09:17:01] DorianWhack-A-Moto : or 14, while ago anyway
[2017-03-03 09:17:09] wurstgelee : shapeshifter: hehe
[2017-03-03 09:17:24] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: send your deposit address to 6rguzb+a5j66ypkcsnpc@sharklasers.com and I hook you up with some funds
[2017-03-03 09:17:47] shapeshifter : do you know whats the cutoff for withdrawal?
[2017-03-03 09:17:59] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Puffle-Razor-Spark: you're too nice to be here
[2017-03-03 09:18:06] RoftheN : I don't trust you Puffle
[2017-03-03 09:18:15] RoftheN : But okay
[2017-03-03 09:18:17] RoftheN : Why not
[2017-03-03 09:18:19] -_- : looks like once okc enables withdraws the price will pump to over 9000
[2017-03-03 09:18:34] itsyourboy : Got my liq up to 1340 on h17, should calm me for a bit
[2017-03-03 09:18:50] DorianWhack-A-Moto : RoftheN: whats the worst that could happen? just generate a new address and use a throwaway email.
[2017-03-03 09:18:56] -_- : itsyourboy: lol. it can hit that price in 2 minutes
[2017-03-03 09:18:57] DorianWhack-A-Moto : incase he's l33t hacker
[2017-03-03 09:19:18] DorianWhack-A-Moto : he could be Warren Buffet though, heard he's here somewhere
[2017-03-03 09:19:48] Puffle-Razor-Spark : DorianWhack-A-Moto: what are the chances
[2017-03-03 09:20:12] -_- : almost 0 shorts in profit on xbth17. once stamp and finex break ATH then okc quarterly goes crazy and this spikes $20 or more
[2017-03-03 09:20:27] Puffle-Razor-Spark : DorianWhack-A-Moto: best target is a guy just 2 inches away from being liquidated and trying to recover some old wallet.dat with 0.2 BTC in it.. hhaa
[2017-03-03 09:20:57] vgck : -_-: What makes you think this spikes instead of dumps?
[2017-03-03 09:21:14] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Puffle-Razor-Spark: hmm good point.
[2017-03-03 09:21:16] -_- : follow the trend
[2017-03-03 09:21:36] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Puffle-Razor-Spark: you could be the opposite of Robin Hood, rob the poor and give to the rich
[2017-03-03 09:21:44] vgck : until it bends, which it can do any minute
[2017-03-03 09:22:01] elmorte : 1pm GMT @shapeshifter
[2017-03-03 09:22:02] -_- : ETF could be approved today. friday night news dump
[2017-03-03 09:22:35] vgck : -_-: Why would they do it this week? Why not next Friday? Or Monday after next?
[2017-03-03 09:22:47] shapeshifter : elmorte: thanks mate
[2017-03-03 09:22:52] -_- : to catch everyone off guard
[2017-03-03 09:22:52] elmorte : Coz the original was the best
[2017-03-03 09:23:06] RoftheN : Ok Mr. Sir I sent my bitcoin addredsss
[2017-03-03 09:23:29] vgck : -_-: I don't the SEC does manipulation like that, nor do they care. The whole reason they do it on Fridays is specifically to limit their impact
[2017-03-03 09:24:01] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: just close the short and start with fresh funds
[2017-03-03 09:24:03] elmorte : BTC trades 24/7
[2017-03-03 09:24:19] vgck : Exactly
[2017-03-03 09:24:24] RoftheN : I'll tomorr
[2017-03-03 09:24:31] elmorte : so what impact are they limitting?
[2017-03-03 09:24:36] RoftheN : I once lost 10k on shorting XMR
[2017-03-03 09:24:38] elmorte : sic
[2017-03-03 09:24:44] RoftheN : I should have learned my lesson then
[2017-03-03 09:24:47] elmorte : RoftheN: you should snort cheaper drugs
[2017-03-03 09:24:49] RoftheN : But I never learn so I have to get liquidated
[2017-03-03 09:24:54] elmorte : Oh...*short*
[2017-03-03 09:25:04] RoftheN : Lol
[2017-03-03 09:25:05] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: good luck next time then
[2017-03-03 09:25:11] MexPizza : Limit impact on public market?
[2017-03-03 09:25:14] vgck : elmorte: Everyone is constantly quoting Friday because that's when the SEC usually releases news for the reason I mentioned
[2017-03-03 09:25:27] RoftheN : And today it's friday right
[2017-03-03 09:25:28] elmorte : MexPizza: what market is that?
[2017-03-03 09:25:43] elmorte : vgck: yeah, but this is BTC...so how does that apply?
[2017-03-03 09:25:43] vgck : I'm just saying there's no reason for it to be THIS Friday because they're not trying to "catch everyone off guard"
[2017-03-03 09:26:00] elmorte : man, we been on guard since mid-Feb
[2017-03-03 09:26:14] RoftheN : But wouldn't that be more fun if it's unexpected
[2017-03-03 09:26:14] vgck : Exactly
[2017-03-03 09:26:16] MexPizza : Stock market, the funds that flow into the ETF are invested somewhere right now, those assets will have to be sold
[2017-03-03 09:26:24] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: check deposit
[2017-03-03 09:26:45] wurstgelee : MexPizza: why? because everyone's funds are tied up in investments? always?
[2017-03-03 09:26:49] elmorte : MexPizza: yes, so they are limiting that while the price of the asset they are buying baloons
[2017-03-03 09:26:56] elmorte : if done on Friday
[2017-03-03 09:27:03] RoftheN : I see nothing yet
[2017-03-03 09:27:09] wurstgelee : everyone looking to play the SEC decision has funds ready
[2017-03-03 09:27:17] wurstgelee : or should have
[2017-03-03 09:27:18] wurstgelee : ;
[2017-03-03 09:27:20] wurstgelee : ;)
[2017-03-03 09:27:21] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Wonder if any SEC people are trolling forums/chats just to see what people are saying
[2017-03-03 09:27:27] elmorte : The winkles I bet do
[2017-03-03 09:27:37] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Hi winkles!
[2017-03-03 09:27:40] wurstgelee : elmorte: well, you dont? ;)
[2017-03-03 09:27:45] wurstgelee : i doubt that tbh
[2017-03-03 09:27:52] Ahhere : DorianWhack-A-Moto: hi
[2017-03-03 09:27:55] MexPizza : Presumably, wall street doesn't like idle funds in treasury bills
[2017-03-03 09:28:06] elmorte : I can't invest in the ETF @wurstgelee , I think that's their point
[2017-03-03 09:28:16] RoftheN : oh it's down again I'm saved
[2017-03-03 09:28:19] elmorte : but I can invest in theunderlying security
[2017-03-03 09:28:23] wurstgelee : elmorte: i dont want to. ; dunno if i could
[2017-03-03 09:28:25] wurstgelee : dont care
[2017-03-03 09:28:29] wurstgelee : i am my own fund
[2017-03-03 09:28:31] elmorte : yeah
[2017-03-03 09:28:31] wurstgelee : =)
[2017-03-03 09:28:56] elmorte : I can't figure out if I'm up in dollar terms
[2017-03-03 09:29:02] elmorte : Definitely down in BTC terms
[2017-03-03 09:29:13] elmorte : so I can't decide if I'm a good fund manger
[2017-03-03 09:29:14] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: lol, judging from your address you really cut it close here ;)
[2017-03-03 09:29:15] wurstgelee : btc amount back then x price back then vs btc nowx price now
[2017-03-03 09:29:16] elmorte : manager even
[2017-03-03 09:29:18] wurstgelee : where is the problem?
[2017-03-03 09:29:26] RoftheN : Don't stalk my adress
[2017-03-03 09:29:36] elmorte : I didn't exactly keep a record
[2017-03-03 09:29:37] Puffle-Razor-Spark : hehe
[2017-03-03 09:29:39] Ahhere : elmorte: sounds like you need excel in your life
[2017-03-03 09:29:40] elmorte : in a single pla
[2017-03-03 09:29:41] RoftheN : This wallet is my food ordering w
[2017-03-03 09:29:49] RoftheN : But I had to send everything to exchanges to minimize losses
[2017-03-03 09:29:50] Puffle-Razor-Spark : muhaha
[2017-03-03 09:29:50] elmorte : Ahhere: I have too much excel in my life
[2017-03-03 09:29:57] wurstgelee : elmorte: i dont account for alphabay investments either
[2017-03-03 09:30:00] wurstgelee : :p
[2017-03-03 09:30:02] Ahhere : elmorte: so how do you not know if u are up?
[2017-03-03 09:30:22] elmorte : Ahhere: because that excel is for day jobs
[2017-03-03 09:30:30] javierstone : the premium is still shit on futures
[2017-03-03 09:30:32] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: I don't judge people for having a good appetite in food or risk or whatever. good luck with your trades man
[2017-03-03 09:30:34] RoftheN : What do you buy on alphabay? Alpha males?
[2017-03-03 09:30:37] Ahhere : elmorte: lols u krazy
[2017-03-03 09:30:39] elmorte : wurstgelee: oh, I do...street value - alphabay value = profit!
[2017-03-03 09:30:43] -_- : javierstone: because new one starts in 2 weeks
[2017-03-03 09:30:44] RoftheN : Wow you're so nice Puffle
[2017-03-03 09:30:53] wurstgelee : elmorte: everything so cheap there atm :D
[2017-03-03 09:30:57] wurstgelee : in btc terms ofc
[2017-03-03 09:31:00] elmorte : paper profit, before anyone assumes I'm dealing....again
[2017-03-03 09:31:12] wurstgelee : i only buy alphas
[2017-03-03 09:31:18] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: nah, just in a good mood today
[2017-03-03 09:31:20] RoftheN : I bought some DMT at apple Market
[2017-03-03 09:31:23] Ahhere : what % of this chatbox is drug dealers wow
[2017-03-03 09:31:25] RoftheN : Am I a ctriminal now?
[2017-03-03 09:31:42] wurstgelee : no dealing here
[2017-03-03 09:31:58] Ahhere : no wonder crypto is so YOLO prone
[2017-03-03 09:32:04] DorianWhack-A-Moto : dealing crypto for tears
[2017-03-03 09:32:07] RoftheN : Ofc, no one lives twice right
[2017-03-03 09:32:08] rangle : some decent sell walls on stamp and finex
[2017-03-03 09:32:21] RoftheN : Does that mean I'll be rich?
[2017-03-03 09:32:23] Ahhere : RoftheN: i know a buddist who would beg to differ
[2017-03-03 09:32:37] wurstgelee : Ahhere: tell him he is wrong
[2017-03-03 09:32:37] wurstgelee : :P
[2017-03-03 09:32:53] RoftheN : I know lots of people who realize reincarnation is bullshit who beg to differ
[2017-03-03 09:33:28] RoftheN : I liked buddhism though, it's the only religion that sounds peaceful to me
[2017-03-03 09:35:18] Ahhere : buddists be tripping
[2017-03-03 09:35:28] ross : Scientology
[2017-03-03 09:35:36] ross : Is the only religion
[2017-03-03 09:36:06] MikeHunt : islam, religion of peace
[2017-03-03 09:36:17] elmorte : don't start this shit again
[2017-03-03 09:36:22] MikeHunt : http://i.imgur.com/Yy8DQO4.png
[2017-03-03 09:36:46] Puffle-Razor-Spark : bitmex higher than finex
[2017-03-03 09:37:24] -_- : i'm so sick of BTC only going up 2% or 3% a day
[2017-03-03 09:37:35] elmorte : -_-: coz you short?
[2017-03-03 09:37:55] -_- : no cause it's harder to make money in BTC when it isn't going up 5%-10% a day
[2017-03-03 09:38:51] Ahhere : -_-: yeah i thought it was just me
[2017-03-03 09:39:00] elmorte : what happened to the leaderboard link?
[2017-03-03 09:39:13] -_- : https://www.bitmex.com/app/leaderboard
[2017-03-03 09:39:15] -_- : what about it
[2017-03-03 09:39:23] Puffle-Razor-Spark : -_-: just increase you leverage and buy the futures. You'll have your ride
[2017-03-03 09:39:46] -_- : hardly anyone wants their real username on the leaderboard
[2017-03-03 09:39:50] elmorte : -_-: Thanks...where was it?
[2017-03-03 09:39:58] -_- : under contracts
[2017-03-03 09:40:02] -_- : top left 4th one down
[2017-03-03 09:40:11] Ahhere : -_-: I have mine just not baller enough yet :(
[2017-03-03 09:40:19] elmorte : Ah k...yeah, that's intuitive
[2017-03-03 09:40:28] Puffle-Razor-Spark : -_-: I want it on the leaderboard, except I'm way off
[2017-03-03 09:40:37] -_- : sucks to be you guys
[2017-03-03 09:40:46] Puffle-Razor-Spark : -_-:
[2017-03-03 09:40:54] Ahhere : how is the ROE one calculated? based on max account size
[2017-03-03 09:41:10] -_- : based on what you deposited compared to what you have now
[2017-03-03 09:41:29] Ahhere : yeah but i deposit and withdraw every few days as needed
[2017-03-03 09:41:41] -_- : ah then you'll most likely never be on it
[2017-03-03 09:41:55] -_- : unless you trade your way to like 500 btc
[2017-03-03 09:42:24] -_- : i deposit more money once or i would be higher
[2017-03-03 09:42:42] -_- : i'd be like #3 or #4 makes me mad. should have never done it
[2017-03-03 09:42:45] Ahhere : lol thats funny
[2017-03-03 09:43:02] elmorte : -_-: mmm...arbitrary board positions
[2017-03-03 09:43:17] elmorte : almost as good as magic internet money
[2017-03-03 09:43:21] -_- : yeah
[2017-03-03 09:43:26] javierstone : keeps going and going
[2017-03-03 09:43:30] j8 : top by notional is what matters
[2017-03-03 09:43:35] j8 : aim high
[2017-03-03 09:43:39] Puffle-Razor-Spark : elmorte: yeah but its street cred for chat
[2017-03-03 09:43:45] -_- : i'm guessing one could open a new account. deposit .1 and go long or short on ETF decision. be on the leaderboard the next day
[2017-03-03 09:44:01] -_- : price should move at least 6% on news
[2017-03-03 09:44:04] elmorte : open two accounts, one long, one short
[2017-03-03 09:44:09] Ahhere : -_-: there is a dude who is about no 4 in both he is probably the most successful trader
[2017-03-03 09:44:24] Ahhere : or best trader
[2017-03-03 09:44:26] elmorte : get liquidated as the price yoyos...
[2017-03-03 09:44:31] -_- : Ahhere: yeah. they deposit 8btc too
[2017-03-03 09:44:32] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: do you do this for a living mate?
[2017-03-03 09:44:46] wagwanbebe : or hobbyist
[2017-03-03 09:44:53] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: I'd be happy with first spot on first board
[2017-03-03 09:44:58] Ahhere : wagwanbebe: no but since last 6 months I have beaten my dayjob income so would like to
[2017-03-03 09:45:14] -_- : easy when price moves
[2017-03-03 09:45:17] Ahhere : Puffle-Razor-Spark: dont sell yourself short
[2017-03-03 09:45:39] -_- : try trading early 2016 when nothing was moving
[2017-03-03 09:46:00] Ahhere : -_-: Im trading a few years but I dont bother when its quiet trading noise is too hard
[2017-03-03 09:46:16] javierstone : okcoin leading now is bullish
[2017-03-03 09:46:38] Ahhere : -_-: u fulltime?
[2017-03-03 09:46:46] -_- : Some China exchanges over 9000 cny
[2017-03-03 09:47:02] -_- : I work part time but don't do anything but trade at work
[2017-03-03 09:47:16] -_- : Then trade at home
[2017-03-03 09:47:27] elmorte : -_-: which ones?
[2017-03-03 09:47:39] -_- : There was a tweet about it
[2017-03-03 09:47:45] -_- : Bter was one
[2017-03-03 09:47:50] javierstone : its so satisfying to earn btc
[2017-03-03 09:47:52] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: Fair enough, would be nice one day right. Fingers crossed on the ETF vote as it will certainly spice things up a bit :)
[2017-03-03 09:48:20] wurstgelee : it already did
[2017-03-03 09:48:21] -_- : Bter enabled withdraws. 10 btc a day limit
[2017-03-03 09:48:23] wurstgelee : *spice things up that is
[2017-03-03 09:48:32] javierstone : bter?
[2017-03-03 09:48:37] wurstgelee : bter
[2017-03-03 09:48:40] Ahhere : wagwanbebe: money will be made whichever outcome volatility is all u need
[2017-03-03 09:48:45] -_- : Yunbi also enabled withdraws
[2017-03-03 09:48:45] Puffle-Razor-Spark : -_-: So you just work for insurance benefits and internet connection
[2017-03-03 09:49:12] elmorte : BTC : $1453.6 holy crap Bter
[2017-03-03 09:49:28] -_- : I don't even have insurance. Just went to the dentist too
[2017-03-03 09:49:39] Ahhere : -_-: insurance is for mugs
[2017-03-03 09:49:46] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: I dont want to temp fate so I am not going to bet on ETF now haha
[2017-03-03 09:49:51] javierstone : we are about to see huge rise
[2017-03-03 09:49:52] wagwanbebe : tempt*
[2017-03-03 09:49:56] -_- : I'm a young healthy individual
[2017-03-03 09:50:11] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: where are you from?
[2017-03-03 09:50:16] -_- : China will be bullish next week when withdraws are enable
[2017-03-03 09:50:30] Ahhere : one of the richest dudes i met told me he is successful because both his businesses people pay him and he doesnt have to give them anything
[2017-03-03 09:50:36] Ahhere : wagwanbebe: ireland
[2017-03-03 09:51:01] Ahhere : can you guess his businesses?
[2017-03-03 09:51:25] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: he is born to rich parents?
[2017-03-03 09:51:33] Puffle-Razor-Spark : and still in school
[2017-03-03 09:51:38] elmorte : Ahhere: tax man
[2017-03-03 09:52:09] BTCDJS : Ahhere: gangster
[2017-03-03 09:52:12] Ahhere : no people pay him upfront and he only gives something back to some of his customers
[2017-03-03 09:52:21] Puffle-Razor-Spark : lotterie
[2017-03-03 09:52:29] elmorte : Ahhere: oh yeah, numbers
[2017-03-03 09:52:34] Ahhere : Puffle-Razor-Spark: online gambling I'll give u that
[2017-03-03 09:52:37] Ahhere : and the other business...
[2017-03-03 09:52:48] micmix : Ahhere: insurance
[2017-03-03 09:52:50] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: Top of the morning in that case, my ancestors are cattle theives from Tipperary
[2017-03-03 09:52:54] Ahhere : micmix: nailed it
[2017-03-03 09:53:16] BTCDJS : Ahhere: I was right
[2017-03-03 09:53:17] Ahhere : wagwanbebe: ha u in boston?
[2017-03-03 09:53:28] micmix : insurance and online gambling go hand in hand
[2017-03-03 09:53:30] BTCDJS : gangster
[2017-03-03 09:53:40] Ahhere : BTCDJS: lol true legal gangster
[2017-03-03 09:53:46] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: I live in England mate, my old man tells me and everyone else this crap haha
[2017-03-03 09:54:16] Ahhere : is he a builder? @wagwanbebe
[2017-03-03 09:54:47] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: No offshore oil xD
[2017-03-03 09:55:17] Ahhere : cool good money in that too
[2017-03-03 09:57:27] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: Yeah hes done well. I need to make my own fortune now though, sadly I won’t earn a 6 figure salary in project management haha
[2017-03-03 09:57:58] shapeshifter : does anyone have an automatic way to track ETF approval?
[2017-03-03 09:58:15] vgck : shapeshifter: Someone on reddit wrote a python script
[2017-03-03 09:58:16] Ahhere : you might if you can get a job in crypto. @wagwanbebe
[2017-03-03 09:58:22] wagwanbebe : i wanna make my own crypto
[2017-03-03 09:59:28] wagwanbebe : Clitcoin, based on pics of girls vaginas
[2017-03-03 09:59:45] DorianWhack-A-Moto : we really dont need another crypto. got 95 too many already
[2017-03-03 09:59:47] InvalidUser : BS
[2017-03-03 10:00:02] wagwanbebe : DorianWhack-A-Moto: CLITCOIN WILL MAKE IT MAN
[2017-03-03 10:00:16] rustiv : stamp leading
[2017-03-03 10:00:22] rustiv : pump it bullstamp
[2017-03-03 10:00:38] Ahhere : pump and dump clitcoin
[2017-03-03 10:01:44] shapeshifter : vgck: cheers
[2017-03-03 10:02:01] rustiv : PUMP IT
[2017-03-03 10:02:06] Ahhere : oh funk here goes finex
[2017-03-03 10:02:28] DorianWhack-A-Moto : no profit taking. no rekt. whats going on?
[2017-03-03 10:02:32] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 185 @ 1328.51
[2017-03-03 10:02:34] rustiv : walls getting eaten
[2017-03-03 10:02:37] InvalidUser : WOO HOO !!!
[2017-03-03 10:02:42] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 861 @ 1289.62
[2017-03-03 10:02:42] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 106856 @ 1333.44 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished:
[2017-03-03 10:02:43] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 2000 @ 1291.37
[2017-03-03 10:02:43] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 42330 @ 1289.52
[2017-03-03 10:02:43] REKT : All aboard the MOON train!
[2017-03-03 10:02:46] Ahhere : guess my 1300 buy will die alone
[2017-03-03 10:02:51] rustiv : 1300 LETS DO IT BOIS
[2017-03-03 10:03:20] InvalidUser : 1400 on Bitflyer
[2017-03-03 10:03:46] RoftheN : OH HEY LOOK
[2017-03-03 10:03:54] RoftheN : I go away for a few seconds
[2017-03-03 10:04:21] InvalidUser : GL everyone
[2017-03-03 10:04:21] shapeshifter : /price
[2017-03-03 10:04:25] Puffle-Razor-Spark : nice
[2017-03-03 10:04:26] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1285.00 (0.60%) Bitfinex : 1288.60 (0.56%) The Woodchipper : 1292.56 (0.59%) itBit : 1280.71 (0.44%) Kraken : 1278.00 (-0.02%) GDAX : 1285.00 (0.28%) SLQ : 1 hour, 46 mins```
[2017-03-03 10:04:36] ross : People are dumb to short
[2017-03-03 10:04:59] ross : I get selling your coin for profit, but shorting more than you're worth is retarded
[2017-03-03 10:04:59] rustiv : there will be no shorters left where we are going
[2017-03-03 10:05:02] micmix : ross: how would you long if no one was shorting?
[2017-03-03 10:05:03] RoftheN : Idfc if I'm dumb, I just wanna gamble
[2017-03-03 10:05:34] ayy_lmao : guys
[2017-03-03 10:05:35] Ahhere : so anyone know the fib extension targets from the 2013 ath?
[2017-03-03 10:05:35] ross : micmix: because people will sell their real coins and not their contracts
[2017-03-03 10:05:35] ayy_lmao : guise
[2017-03-03 10:05:39] ayy_lmao : remember
[2017-03-03 10:05:42] ayy_lmao : wait for confirmation
[2017-03-03 10:06:00] micmix : ross: doesn't work like that here
[2017-03-03 10:06:06] ayy_lmao : wait till btc hits 10k
[2017-03-03 10:06:13] ayy_lmao : before buying
[2017-03-03 10:06:14] Ahhere : ^sensible
[2017-03-03 10:06:27] Ahhere : the voice of reason @ayy_lmao
[2017-03-03 10:06:51] Derreck : /wall
[2017-03-03 10:06:54] trollbot : ``` ±$30 Ask|Bid liquidity of 4 exchanges: 5520 Ƀ (13.81%) | 3521 Ƀ (8.87%) SLQ: 1 hour, 50 mins```
[2017-03-03 10:07:08] Derreck : /joke
[2017-03-03 10:07:09] ayy_lmao : :sunglasses:
[2017-03-03 10:07:10] trollbot : ``` What will the secret service yell when something is hurtling towards the president? Donald duck!```
[2017-03-03 10:07:19] Derreck : thats funny
[2017-03-03 10:11:53] Ahhere : /joke
[2017-03-03 10:11:54] trollbot : ``` I went to an Oasis gig with my sister in 1995. When they came out onto the stage I shouted, "Go Oasis!" Then my sister left.```
[2017-03-03 10:12:19] Ahhere : so stupid
[2017-03-03 10:12:26] rangle : i dont get that one
[2017-03-03 10:12:29] Ahhere : go away sis
[2017-03-03 10:12:33] itsyourboy : Want to close my short and lose .5 btc and go long but in the back of my mind this could crash on ETF hmm
[2017-03-03 10:12:39] rangle : oh lol
[2017-03-03 10:12:46] Ahhere : lol
[2017-03-03 10:13:16] -_- : stamp ATH
[2017-03-03 10:13:25] InvalidUser : WOW BS
[2017-03-03 10:13:47] rustiv : BULLSTAMP WTF
[2017-03-03 10:14:13] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Guys...uh....guys....could this actually be moon?
[2017-03-03 10:14:25] -_- : once 1300 breaks
[2017-03-03 10:14:31] micmix : nah, still low earth orbit
[2017-03-03 10:14:38] -_- : maybe china announces withdraws are enabled for the bigger exchanges today
[2017-03-03 10:14:40] micmix : think bigger
[2017-03-03 10:14:55] DorianWhack-A-Moto : still can't believe theres been no big red candle yet
[2017-03-03 10:15:27] Ahhere : DorianWhack-A-Moto: the market has the hots for red candles and swallows that shit in seconds
[2017-03-03 10:15:38] DorianWhack-A-Moto : fire eaters
[2017-03-03 10:15:41] Ahhere : deep throat
[2017-03-03 10:16:09] DorianWhack-A-Moto : i need to take a shower. i accept my fate. rekt is coming.
[2017-03-03 10:16:29] Puffle-Razor-Spark : 0.8185 XBT (103.48%)
[2017-03-03 10:16:30] Ahhere : DorianWhack-A-Moto: u short?
[2017-03-03 10:16:55] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Ahhere: futures yep. i had a win today, looks like that is getting scrapped.
[2017-03-03 10:17:18] Ahhere : futures are crazy high just nice not to pay interest tho
[2017-03-03 10:17:24] itsyourboy : Right I'm setting a close on my short at 1340 and preparing my anus
[2017-03-03 10:17:34] DorianWhack-A-Moto : noose is tightening. but still have a bit of room
[2017-03-03 10:17:48] Ahhere : ANYONE KNOW FIB EXTENSION TARGETS? I so lazy
[2017-03-03 10:17:53] Puffle-Razor-Spark : itsyourboy: just eat it now.
[2017-03-03 10:17:57] Puffle-Razor-Spark : be a man
[2017-03-03 10:18:01] Puffle-Razor-Spark : or woman
[2017-03-03 10:18:24] donsteep : or 3rd gender
[2017-03-03 10:18:26] rangle : fib targets from what
[2017-03-03 10:18:38] Ahhere : donsteep: thats racist there are 100 genders
[2017-03-03 10:18:58] donsteep : Ahhere: why do you call me on that? at least I gave 3
[2017-03-03 10:19:00] itsyourboy : Is this really just going to keep rising until this etf
[2017-03-03 10:19:02] itsyourboy : makes me sad
[2017-03-03 10:19:28] Ahhere : donsteep: we cant tolerate discrimination however small or the world ends
[2017-03-03 10:19:32] Ahhere : donsteep:
[2017-03-03 10:19:33] micmix : it's going to rise without stopping after etf as well
[2017-03-03 10:19:46] donsteep : Ahhere: yeah I just mean Puffle only mentioned 2
[2017-03-03 10:20:02] mossid : /price
[2017-03-03 10:20:06] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1291.00 (0.47%) Bitfinex : 1293.10 (0.35%) The Woodchipper : 1289.98 (-0.20%) itBit : 1286.00 (0.41%) Kraken : 1281.00 (0.23%) GDAX : 1289.00 (0.31%) SLQ : 15 mins```
[2017-03-03 10:20:07] Ahhere : Puffle-Razor-Spark: you are even racister than @donsteep
[2017-03-03 10:20:22] donsteep : Ahhere: for what it's worth, I don't see anyone else listing any genders at all though!
[2017-03-03 10:20:34] donsteep : how discriminating is that
[2017-03-03 10:20:54] Ahhere : there are some silent racists but their time will come. They will slip up eventually and I'll be there.
[2017-03-03 10:21:11] donsteep : thanks for keeping us straight
[2017-03-03 10:21:15] donsteep : .. or gay!
[2017-03-03 10:21:18] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: the here we don't eserve
[2017-03-03 10:21:23] Ahhere : thats better @donsteep
[2017-03-03 10:21:32] Puffle-Razor-Spark : * the hero
[2017-03-03 10:21:42] Puffle-Razor-Spark : *lol
[2017-03-03 10:21:43] reyno : woooooow
[2017-03-03 10:21:46] Puffle-Razor-Spark : * lol
[2017-03-03 10:21:58] Puffle-Razor-Spark : * bullet
[2017-03-03 10:22:02] Puffle-Razor-Spark : * points
[2017-03-03 10:22:05] itsyourboy : Closed
[2017-03-03 10:22:08] itsyourboy : 0 bal
[2017-03-03 10:22:14] itsyourboy : lost .8 so sad
[2017-03-03 10:22:39] Puffle-Razor-Spark : itsyourboy: make sure this number stays green: 0.8025 XBT (101.46%)
[2017-03-03 10:22:56] Puffle-Razor-Spark : and there is no minus in front of the percentace
[2017-03-03 10:23:16] Ahhere : Puffle-Razor-Spark: good tip. *not sure if gloating*
[2017-03-03 10:23:30] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: just messing
[2017-03-03 10:23:48] Ahhere : Puffle-Razor-Spark: irish?
[2017-03-03 10:23:53] itsyourboy : If this crashes now and doesn't hit 1340 I'm going to weep
[2017-03-03 10:23:54] Derreck : There is no such thing as ATH for BTC!
[2017-03-03 10:24:11] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: no
[2017-03-03 10:24:21] donsteep : Derreck: we'll see at the end of time
[2017-03-03 10:24:25] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: because I wrote percentace?
[2017-03-03 10:24:43] Ahhere : Puffle-Razor-Spark: we say messing a lot. usually 'only messing'
[2017-03-03 10:24:54] Ahhere : after an insult
[2017-03-03 10:25:27] ross : /joke
[2017-03-03 10:25:28] trollbot : ``` I went to an Oasis gig with my sister in 1995. When they came out onto the stage I shouted, "Go Oasis!" Then my sister left.```
[2017-03-03 10:25:41] Puffle-Razor-Spark : im not a native speaker though, so some expressions might be totally not what I meant
[2017-03-03 10:25:45] itsyourboy : I'm long at 1029
[2017-03-03 10:25:54] Ahhere : Puffle-Razor-Spark: where u frm?
[2017-03-03 10:25:55] itsyourboy : 1329*
[2017-03-03 10:26:13] ross : /joke
[2017-03-03 10:26:14] DorianWhack-A-Moto : https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/COIN:US
[2017-03-03 10:26:14] trollbot : ``` My girlfriend screamed at me today. "You weren't even listening to me just now, were you?" I thought, man, what a weird way to start a conversation.```
[2017-03-03 10:26:16] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: Austria
[2017-03-03 10:26:18] DorianWhack-A-Moto : holy shit
[2017-03-03 10:26:26] loomdart : lol
[2017-03-03 10:26:29] loomdart : why are we still going up
[2017-03-03 10:26:38] loomdart : it must be a bull market!
[2017-03-03 10:26:49] InvalidUser : Very little resistance in the order book.
[2017-03-03 10:26:55] Ahhere : Puffle-Razor-Spark: I love those vienna women.
[2017-03-03 10:26:58] rustiv : gg loomdart
[2017-03-03 10:27:09] Goofy : has someone a Referrer code for bitfinex?
[2017-03-03 10:27:12] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Does Bloomberg list before approval?
[2017-03-03 10:27:14] itsyourboy : loomdart: lesson learned fingers burned
[2017-03-03 10:27:30] loomdart : cheers rustiv ;)
[2017-03-03 10:27:33] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: ya, mine is coming home in a minute to make love to me
[2017-03-03 10:27:36] loomdart : I just want my friends to win with me