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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2017-03-03 08:20:12] InvalidUser : 8 is a lucky number in China [2017-03-03 08:20:14] Derreck : RoftheN: many shorts will go rekt before ETF announcement. And if the decision is positive - well, hell will break loose [2017-03-03 08:20:47] RoftheN : But if the ETF is approved I'm rich anyway so that's fine. I'm just worried it won't and so I'm short [2017-03-03 08:20:50] guacamole : and if the decision is negative... well, megadump than back to normal [2017-03-03 08:20:54] rms : i'm thinking tomorrow's a good day for ETF rejection [2017-03-03 08:21:09] RoftheN : Let's hope I survive till tomorrow th [2017-03-03 08:21:24] -_- : big dump okc spot [2017-03-03 08:21:27] -_- : 152 cny [2017-03-03 08:21:33] DorianWhack-A-Moto : price doing so good wont even be mad i fi get rekt [2017-03-03 08:21:34] rullwull : Ahhere: dash shorts already closed, currently closing longs [2017-03-03 08:21:42] RoftheN : Exactly [2017-03-03 08:23:18] RoftheN : What do you guys think about Chronobank? I invested in ICO and now it lost half value :( [2017-03-03 08:23:23] rustiv : -_-: don't call that a dump [2017-03-03 08:23:52] rustiv : RoftheN: overbought and overhyped ico, same as WAVES [2017-03-03 08:23:53] Adriana : Think XMR can be pumped even more [2017-03-03 08:24:06] -_- : cant believe i gave up on XMR [2017-03-03 08:24:06] REKT : Liquidated long on `XMR7D`: sell 10 @ 0.010734 [2017-03-03 08:24:10] -_- : oh now XMR dumps [2017-03-03 08:24:15] RoftheN : I hoped it would be like Iconomi. But if it's like Waves it will pump later [2017-03-03 08:24:45] Glogge : I think chronobank is nonsense [2017-03-03 08:25:11] RoftheN : Ofc it's nonsense, but it should atleast get one pump right [2017-03-03 08:25:47] -_- : dollars away from ATH on finex and stamp [2017-03-03 08:25:58] Taco : on swap, what are the fees per 8 hrs? [2017-03-03 08:26:29] Glogge : can we push through 1300? [2017-03-03 08:26:31] RoftheN : -0.0056%? [2017-03-03 08:26:39] guacamole : varies, probably averages longs paying like .03% or so [2017-03-03 08:27:41] Glogge : can somebody explain mark price? [2017-03-03 08:28:03] guacamole : probably [2017-03-03 08:28:22] vgck : -_-: could end up being a double top [2017-03-03 08:28:27] BitMEX_John : Glogge: we have documentation on this here https://www.bitmex.com/app/fairPriceMarking [2017-03-03 08:28:54] Glogge : thanks john [2017-03-03 08:29:01] guacamole : you're welcome [2017-03-03 08:29:08] Glogge : :) [2017-03-03 08:29:30] DorianWhack-A-Moto : pump losing steam [2017-03-03 08:29:57] guacamole : except for bitfinex going still [2017-03-03 08:30:08] vgck : IT WAS A BULL TRAP! [2017-03-03 08:32:33] Adriana : Don't think it can break through the wall at 1285 on Finex [2017-03-03 08:33:24] Glogge : closed my long at the right moment! [2017-03-03 08:34:05] DorianWhack-A-Moto : uh oh futures [2017-03-03 08:34:12] RoftheN : Yay I'm save [2017-03-03 08:34:43] RoftheN : So why is shorts paying long now? [2017-03-03 08:35:43] guacamole : because people were scared of the future[s drop] [2017-03-03 08:36:02] guacamole : which didn't happen [2017-03-03 08:36:08] BitMEX_John : RoftheN: When the Funding Rate is positive, longs pay shorts. When it is negative, shorts pay longs. [2017-03-03 08:36:35] RoftheN : I know, but what I'm asking is why is the funding rate negative [2017-03-03 08:36:54] guacamole : bitmex market was trading under mark price [2017-03-03 08:37:19] BitMEX_John : RoftheN: the purpose of the funding fee is to anchor the contract price to the mark price [2017-03-03 08:37:39] RoftheN : Oh [2017-03-03 08:38:04] BitMEX_John : RoftheN: so if the price is lagging under the mark price we will penalise shorts and reward longs to pull the price back into line [2017-03-03 08:38:07] REKT : Liquidated long on `DASH7D`: sell 24 @ 0.033572 [2017-03-03 08:38:19] RoftheN : Makes sense [2017-03-03 08:38:35] Glogge : guaca whats the future drop? [2017-03-03 08:39:05] cryptokeeper : new highs jpy [2017-03-03 08:39:07] ayy_lmao : rip rapitrade [2017-03-03 08:39:20] ayy_lmao : his butt has been cracked [2017-03-03 08:39:32] MikeHunt : ayy_lmao: whats his liq? [2017-03-03 08:39:32] guacamole : okcoin weekly futures settlement, sometime people abuse its structure by selling or buying a lot of coins at the very end [2017-03-03 08:39:42] ayy_lmao : idk [2017-03-03 08:39:46] Glogge : thanks [2017-03-03 08:39:49] guacamole : woodchipper = o k coi n, there's a chat filter [2017-03-03 08:41:07] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Aaaaaaaaaaand, I'm back [2017-03-03 08:41:28] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Puffle-Razor-Spark: nice username [2017-03-03 08:41:29] Puffle-Razor-Spark : good stuff 0.4475 XBT (56.58%) [2017-03-03 08:41:49] Puffle-Razor-Spark : DorianWhack-A-Moto: *flattered* [2017-03-03 08:44:53] Puffle-Razor-Spark : /rekt [2017-03-03 08:44:54] trollbot : ``` 32 mins ago: Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 113423 @ 1325.71 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished: 33 mins ago: Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 60000 @ 1276.56 **MEGA-REKT** :boom: 10 hours, 43 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 100000 @ 1253.95 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished: 11 hours, 13 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 58281 @ 1282.73 **MEGA-REKT** :boom: ``` [2017-03-03 08:45:23] Puffle-Razor-Spark : thats gotta be tough: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 100000 @ 1253.95 [2017-03-03 08:45:29] vgck : Pretty cool how its equal long and shorts [2017-03-03 08:46:02] Puffle-Razor-Spark : it's like volatility fu*ks us all and makes us all money at the same time [2017-03-03 08:46:35] vgck : Neat [2017-03-03 08:46:41] Puffle-Razor-Spark : maybe its all the same guy trying to claw back his losses, haha [2017-03-03 08:47:08] rangle : did you guys know that bitcoin runs on blockchain technology? [2017-03-03 08:47:15] Puffle-Razor-Spark : rangle: no way [2017-03-03 08:47:36] donsteep : rangle: hmm is this news we need to sell? [2017-03-03 08:47:44] Ugly_Old_Goat : Good Evening Ladies [2017-03-03 08:47:49] -_- : what's gonna be the play after settlement here. which alts are going to be the best to long this coming week [2017-03-03 08:48:01] Puffle-Razor-Spark : -_-: long 100x [2017-03-03 08:48:03] rangle : sounds pretty advanced to me, i read it in a media article [2017-03-03 08:48:09] Puffle-Razor-Spark : all in [2017-03-03 08:48:31] Puffle-Razor-Spark : whatever alt comes to mind is good enough [2017-03-03 08:48:32] rangle : XMR looks good to me [2017-03-03 08:48:34] Puffle-Razor-Spark : LTC [2017-03-03 08:51:04] DorianWhack-A-Moto : anybody know what rapidtrades smokes to hold onto his short so long? I need some [2017-03-03 08:51:16] banksy : sup dudes [2017-03-03 08:51:17] RoftheN : Same as me [2017-03-03 08:51:17] RoftheN : DMT [2017-03-03 08:51:37] rangle : prolly just grinds up money and snorts it [2017-03-03 08:51:38] RoftheN : When you feel one with the universe you know the only way is down [2017-03-03 08:51:42] banksy : fu* me, Warren Buffet is in chat [2017-03-03 08:51:54] DorianWhack-A-Moto : RoftheN: what do they machine elves suggest we do? ride out our shorts or cut losses [2017-03-03 08:51:55] banksy : how big are the chances this happening? [2017-03-03 08:51:58] banksy : howdy dude? [2017-03-03 08:52:10] RoftheN : Warren buffet doesn't invest in Bitcoin, he only invests in things with dividends [2017-03-03 08:52:20] RoftheN : Or something that regurlary pay [2017-03-03 08:52:59] cryptonoob : RoftheN: And he never buys common stock [2017-03-03 08:53:00] RoftheN : The pink AI in the middle of the universe says bitcoin will crash, I trust it's calculations [2017-03-03 08:53:08] banksy : @ RoftheN look at irc, HE IS THERE! [2017-03-03 08:53:25] RoftheN : It might be an imposter! [2017-03-03 08:53:38] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: please tell me when so I can close my 50x long [2017-03-03 08:53:43] rustiv : I heard rumors about using ETH on bitmex (ethmex?) are there any infos? [2017-03-03 08:53:45] RoftheN : I guess I'm just gonna close my losses now [2017-03-03 08:53:59] vgck : RoftheN: Wait for the correction [2017-03-03 08:54:03] RoftheN : Oh got that means I sold my ETH for nothing [2017-03-03 08:54:13] banksy : Hey Warren, you fo real dude? [2017-03-03 08:54:29] RoftheN : If he says yes it must be him! [2017-03-03 08:54:57] banksy : fu* I'm tense, if it's the guy [2017-03-03 08:55:27] banksy : but he just sittn there chilln [2017-03-03 08:55:59] MikeHunt : Eth could replace btc one day [2017-03-03 08:56:08] rangle : not this again [2017-03-03 08:56:18] Puffle-Razor-Spark : MikeHunt: when hell frezes over [2017-03-03 08:56:27] MikeHunt : Puffle-Razor-Spark: when etf fail freezes over [2017-03-03 08:56:27] MikeHunt : ;) [2017-03-03 08:56:48] DorianWhack-A-Moto : is someone really asking if Warren Buffet is in the IRC? [2017-03-03 08:57:04] rustiv : don't disturb warren he's pumping now [2017-03-03 08:57:14] rustiv : just let him do his thing [2017-03-03 08:57:23] vgck : Urgh I'm pumping too [2017-03-03 08:58:26] RoftheN : So what happens if a government starts investing in Bitcoin. Like imagine if a Switzerland referendum voted to invest 0.5% of tax payer money into Bitcoin so Switzerland will be richer in the future [2017-03-03 08:58:31] cryptonoob : ok, now that shorts got margin called I guess we'll go down :) [2017-03-03 08:58:34] DorianWhack-A-Moto : i am so aware of my body being a bag of flesh just sitting here [2017-03-03 08:58:58] DorianWhack-A-Moto : yes [2017-03-03 08:58:59] itsyourboy : Giuys my low on my shirt is 1330, if I close some of my position with some buys, will it increase my liq price? [2017-03-03 08:59:13] itsyourboy : Liq on my short* [2017-03-03 08:59:38] RoftheN : No [2017-03-03 08:59:47] rustiv : you can add margin to your position after you sold some contracts [2017-03-03 08:59:48] DorianWhack-A-Moto : itsyourboy: you need to add more to your margin to increase liq price [2017-03-03 08:59:55] vgck : cryptonoob: It's called a bulltrap, liq the shorts, get everyone to FOMO into longs, then liq them. The only people making money are the whales [2017-03-03 09:00:04] RoftheN : only changing leverage or adding/removing margin can change liq price unless buying more contracts [2017-03-03 09:00:41] itsyourboy : So sell some contracts with buys and then adjust margin [2017-03-03 09:00:48] Puffle-Razor-Spark : anyone shorting ETH ? [2017-03-03 09:01:02] RoftheN : Yes you can do that itsyourboy [2017-03-03 09:01:10] Puffle-Razor-Spark : itsyourboy: y [2017-03-03 09:01:20] itsyourboy : Where do I adjust margin, I'm on mobile trying to make a quick rescue [2017-03-03 09:01:36] itsyourboy : sorry it's not so clear on mobile! [2017-03-03 09:01:39] DorianWhack-A-Moto : itsyourboy: next to liq price [2017-03-03 09:01:41] RoftheN : okay next to Liq.Price there's margin, you can press the +B (bitcoin sign) [2017-03-03 09:02:25] itsyourboy : And I'd add margin [2017-03-03 09:02:47] itsyourboy : From my bal [2017-03-03 09:03:06] RoftheN : What Civilization should I play in Civ V? [2017-03-03 09:03:18] vgck : RoftheN: Russia [2017-03-03 09:03:26] Puffle-Razor-Spark : def Russia [2017-03-03 09:03:27] RoftheN : I don't want to play a woman [2017-03-03 09:03:28] BitMEX_John : itsyourboy: when you add margin it comes from your available balance [2017-03-03 09:03:32] RoftheN : I'm sexist scu [2017-03-03 09:03:38] vgck : RoftheN: Then Mongols [2017-03-03 09:03:43] RoftheN : Okay [2017-03-03 09:03:58] itsyourboy : BitMEX_John: @DorianWhack-A-Moto got it thank you all! [2017-03-03 09:04:31] rustiv : nice domain-investment (shitmex.com) will use that in the future [2017-03-03 09:04:39] rustiv : SHI TMEX.com lol [2017-03-03 09:05:25] vgck : rustiv: Use it for what? [2017-03-03 09:06:14] itsyourboy : Really need this ETF to be denied or we have a big dump soon / this rise slows, going to start losing sleep soon [2017-03-03 09:06:30] -_- : BitMEX_John: there are some rounding errors going on right now when i opened my position [2017-03-03 09:06:36] rustiv : vgck: navigate to this site using s h i t m e x.com [2017-03-03 09:06:46] RoftheN : I know right. I'm getting close to my liq price [2017-03-03 09:07:02] -_- : xxxx.1200000000001 Liq. Price [2017-03-03 09:07:13] vgck : RoftheN: What's your liq? How many contracts [2017-03-03 09:07:22] RoftheN : Maybe I should just send myself more BTC [2017-03-03 09:07:37] BitMEX_John : -_-: we have been made aware of this, it's a frontend issue and we are in the process of fixing it [2017-03-03 09:07:44] -_- : ok [2017-03-03 09:07:45] BitMEX_John : sorry for any inconvenience in the meantime [2017-03-03 09:07:52] RoftheN : I got around 16000 contracts. liq 1309 on swap and 1350 on h17 [2017-03-03 09:08:02] RoftheN : Don't take advantage of this information thank you [2017-03-03 09:08:40] RoftheN : But where will I get BTC from [2017-03-03 09:08:44] RoftheN : Maybe I should just buy more [2017-03-03 09:08:45] DorianWhack-A-Moto : go home bitcoin you're drunk [2017-03-03 09:08:48] vgck : RoftheN: lol not big enough to REKT you myself, dont know about anyone else here [2017-03-03 09:08:56] vgck : DorianWhack-A-Moto: up down up down.... [2017-03-03 09:09:09] RoftheN : 200 euro's can't even buy me 0.2 BTC anymore [2017-03-03 09:09:18] RoftheN : Makes me feel poor [2017-03-03 09:09:24] DorianWhack-A-Moto : vgck: pray for me [2017-03-03 09:09:28] vgck : RoftheN: My advice? Don't short a bull market. Close it take, take the loss as a lesson learned, and save what you can. [2017-03-03 09:09:42] vgck : DorianWhack-A-Moto: Forget you, I'm busy praying for myself [2017-03-03 09:10:01] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: wow another ATH for XBTEUR [2017-03-03 09:10:04] DorianWhack-A-Moto : rapidtrades i need your bearish quips to get me through [2017-03-03 09:10:21] itsyourboy : DorianWhack-A-Moto: yeah same, glad it's not just me [2017-03-03 09:10:38] vgck : RoftheN: If you put more money in you'll lose even more. You are going to get REKT and lose everything if you dont close it asap [2017-03-03 09:10:39] Puffle-Razor-Spark : DorianWhack-A-Moto: you are long or short? [2017-03-03 09:10:46] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Puffle-Razor-Spark: im stupid [2017-03-03 09:10:58] DorianWhack-A-Moto : short [2017-03-03 09:10:59] RoftheN : Meh I don't know, how much higher can it go before ETF gets rejected [2017-03-03 09:11:02] vgck : I'm with stupid [2017-03-03 09:11:04] Puffle-Razor-Spark : DorianWhack-A-Moto: worth praying for that is [2017-03-03 09:11:08] vgck : RoftheN: 1500 [2017-03-03 09:11:15] itsyourboy : RoftheN: this is what I'm thinkign [2017-03-03 09:11:20] RoftheN : Then I'll just increase my liquidation price to 1500 [2017-03-03 09:11:31] itsyourboy : It's a shit state of affairs but we're here now aha [2017-03-03 09:11:37] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: everybody is already short like you - you run with the sheep - don't [2017-03-03 09:11:41] vgck : RoftheN: Good luck, let me know how it works out [2017-03-03 09:11:47] DorianWhack-A-Moto : was up on an earlier short so worst case mommy will steal my lollipop back [2017-03-03 09:12:23] DorianWhack-A-Moto : hasn't been too much rekt on this bullrun though. everybody well covered? [2017-03-03 09:12:32] RoftheN : If only I knew how to get my old BTC wallet working, maybe I should just download a new wallet and use the .dat file [2017-03-03 09:12:50] RoftheN : Or I'll have to sell some of my alts [2017-03-03 09:12:51] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: send it to me, Ill recover it for you [2017-03-03 09:12:57] -_- : ETH heading for ATH in USD [2017-03-03 09:12:59] DorianWhack-A-Moto : RoftheN: what wallet were you using? [2017-03-03 09:13:02] RoftheN : Oh thanks [2017-03-03 09:13:05] RoftheN : Multibit HD [2017-03-03 09:13:13] MikeHunt : shorting eth is dumb [2017-03-03 09:13:17] RoftheN : So I'll just have to send you the .dat file? [2017-03-03 09:13:21] vgck : RoftheN: Don't ask me, I havent messed with the wallets in years. I just sit here and gamble now... [2017-03-03 09:13:22] RoftheN : It's password protected though [2017-03-03 09:13:25] DorianWhack-A-Moto : RoftheN: lol no dont send anybody the .dat file [2017-03-03 09:13:39] wurstgelee : how are shorts feeling today? ;) [2017-03-03 09:13:41] DorianWhack-A-Moto : RoftheN: did you write down your mnemonic? [2017-03-03 09:13:49] RoftheN : So if yuo don't have the password [2017-03-03 09:13:49] -_- : 0.015 to 0.03 over the next settlement week for ETH MikeHunt? [2017-03-03 09:13:50] DorianWhack-A-Moto : please say you didi [2017-03-03 09:13:51] REKT : Liquidated short on `ETH7D`: buy 24 @ 0.016110 [2017-03-03 09:13:52] RoftheN : Yes I do have the mnemonic [2017-03-03 09:14:26] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: how much were on there approximately? [2017-03-03 09:14:37] RoftheN : Not much, like 0.2 BTC [2017-03-03 09:14:41] DorianWhack-A-Moto : RoftheN: Hmm not sure but you could just try new wallet/restore from seed. think if its password protected the password might be the last seed word. [2017-03-03 09:14:42] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: also, I'd do it for free as a community service [2017-03-03 09:15:04] RoftheN : But that's the thing. I tried that and then it went all bugg [2017-03-03 09:15:41] shapeshifter : wurstgelee: rekt :) [2017-03-03 09:15:59] DorianWhack-A-Moto : RoftheN: try using electrum and import the mnemonic [2017-03-03 09:16:07] RoftheN : Yeah I should do that [2017-03-03 09:16:11] wurstgelee : shapeshifter: u would think that gets old at some point. yet they still do it [2017-03-03 09:16:12] RoftheN : Multibit is annoying anyway [2017-03-03 09:16:42] DorianWhack-A-Moto : yeah i ditched multibit in like 2013 [2017-03-03 09:16:58] shapeshifter : wurstgelee: well same ppl that thought ZEC would go back up to 10 BTC each after day one burst lol [2017-03-03 09:17:01] DorianWhack-A-Moto : or 14, while ago anyway [2017-03-03 09:17:09] wurstgelee : shapeshifter: hehe [2017-03-03 09:17:24] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: send your deposit address to 6rguzb+a5j66ypkcsnpc@sharklasers.com and I hook you up with some funds [2017-03-03 09:17:47] shapeshifter : do you know whats the cutoff for withdrawal? [2017-03-03 09:17:59] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Puffle-Razor-Spark: you're too nice to be here [2017-03-03 09:18:06] RoftheN : I don't trust you Puffle [2017-03-03 09:18:15] RoftheN : But okay [2017-03-03 09:18:17] RoftheN : Why not [2017-03-03 09:18:19] -_- : looks like once okc enables withdraws the price will pump to over 9000 [2017-03-03 09:18:34] itsyourboy : Got my liq up to 1340 on h17, should calm me for a bit [2017-03-03 09:18:50] DorianWhack-A-Moto : RoftheN: whats the worst that could happen? just generate a new address and use a throwaway email. [2017-03-03 09:18:56] -_- : itsyourboy: lol. it can hit that price in 2 minutes [2017-03-03 09:18:57] DorianWhack-A-Moto : incase he's l33t hacker [2017-03-03 09:19:18] DorianWhack-A-Moto : he could be Warren Buffet though, heard he's here somewhere [2017-03-03 09:19:48] Puffle-Razor-Spark : DorianWhack-A-Moto: what are the chances [2017-03-03 09:20:12] -_- : almost 0 shorts in profit on xbth17. once stamp and finex break ATH then okc quarterly goes crazy and this spikes $20 or more [2017-03-03 09:20:27] Puffle-Razor-Spark : DorianWhack-A-Moto: best target is a guy just 2 inches away from being liquidated and trying to recover some old wallet.dat with 0.2 BTC in it.. hhaa [2017-03-03 09:20:57] vgck : -_-: What makes you think this spikes instead of dumps? [2017-03-03 09:21:14] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Puffle-Razor-Spark: hmm good point. [2017-03-03 09:21:16] -_- : follow the trend [2017-03-03 09:21:36] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Puffle-Razor-Spark: you could be the opposite of Robin Hood, rob the poor and give to the rich [2017-03-03 09:21:44] vgck : until it bends, which it can do any minute [2017-03-03 09:22:01] elmorte : 1pm GMT @shapeshifter [2017-03-03 09:22:02] -_- : ETF could be approved today. friday night news dump [2017-03-03 09:22:35] vgck : -_-: Why would they do it this week? Why not next Friday? Or Monday after next? [2017-03-03 09:22:47] shapeshifter : elmorte: thanks mate [2017-03-03 09:22:52] -_- : to catch everyone off guard [2017-03-03 09:22:52] elmorte : Coz the original was the best [2017-03-03 09:23:06] RoftheN : Ok Mr. Sir I sent my bitcoin addredsss [2017-03-03 09:23:29] vgck : -_-: I don't the SEC does manipulation like that, nor do they care. The whole reason they do it on Fridays is specifically to limit their impact [2017-03-03 09:24:01] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: just close the short and start with fresh funds [2017-03-03 09:24:03] elmorte : BTC trades 24/7 [2017-03-03 09:24:19] vgck : Exactly [2017-03-03 09:24:24] RoftheN : I'll tomorr [2017-03-03 09:24:31] elmorte : so what impact are they limitting? [2017-03-03 09:24:36] RoftheN : I once lost 10k on shorting XMR [2017-03-03 09:24:38] elmorte : sic [2017-03-03 09:24:44] RoftheN : I should have learned my lesson then [2017-03-03 09:24:47] elmorte : RoftheN: you should snort cheaper drugs [2017-03-03 09:24:49] RoftheN : But I never learn so I have to get liquidated [2017-03-03 09:24:54] elmorte : Oh...*short* [2017-03-03 09:25:04] RoftheN : Lol [2017-03-03 09:25:05] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: good luck next time then [2017-03-03 09:25:11] MexPizza : Limit impact on public market? [2017-03-03 09:25:14] vgck : elmorte: Everyone is constantly quoting Friday because that's when the SEC usually releases news for the reason I mentioned [2017-03-03 09:25:27] RoftheN : And today it's friday right [2017-03-03 09:25:28] elmorte : MexPizza: what market is that? [2017-03-03 09:25:43] elmorte : vgck: yeah, but this is BTC...so how does that apply? [2017-03-03 09:25:43] vgck : I'm just saying there's no reason for it to be THIS Friday because they're not trying to "catch everyone off guard" [2017-03-03 09:26:00] elmorte : man, we been on guard since mid-Feb [2017-03-03 09:26:14] RoftheN : But wouldn't that be more fun if it's unexpected [2017-03-03 09:26:14] vgck : Exactly [2017-03-03 09:26:16] MexPizza : Stock market, the funds that flow into the ETF are invested somewhere right now, those assets will have to be sold [2017-03-03 09:26:24] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: check deposit [2017-03-03 09:26:45] wurstgelee : MexPizza: why? because everyone's funds are tied up in investments? always? [2017-03-03 09:26:49] elmorte : MexPizza: yes, so they are limiting that while the price of the asset they are buying baloons [2017-03-03 09:26:56] elmorte : if done on Friday [2017-03-03 09:27:03] RoftheN : I see nothing yet [2017-03-03 09:27:09] wurstgelee : everyone looking to play the SEC decision has funds ready [2017-03-03 09:27:17] wurstgelee : or should have [2017-03-03 09:27:18] wurstgelee : ; [2017-03-03 09:27:20] wurstgelee : ;) [2017-03-03 09:27:21] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Wonder if any SEC people are trolling forums/chats just to see what people are saying [2017-03-03 09:27:27] elmorte : The winkles I bet do [2017-03-03 09:27:37] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Hi winkles! [2017-03-03 09:27:40] wurstgelee : elmorte: well, you dont? ;) [2017-03-03 09:27:45] wurstgelee : i doubt that tbh [2017-03-03 09:27:52] Ahhere : DorianWhack-A-Moto: hi [2017-03-03 09:27:55] MexPizza : Presumably, wall street doesn't like idle funds in treasury bills [2017-03-03 09:28:06] elmorte : I can't invest in the ETF @wurstgelee , I think that's their point [2017-03-03 09:28:16] RoftheN : oh it's down again I'm saved [2017-03-03 09:28:19] elmorte : but I can invest in theunderlying security [2017-03-03 09:28:23] wurstgelee : elmorte: i dont want to. ; dunno if i could [2017-03-03 09:28:25] wurstgelee : dont care [2017-03-03 09:28:29] wurstgelee : i am my own fund [2017-03-03 09:28:31] elmorte : yeah [2017-03-03 09:28:31] wurstgelee : =) [2017-03-03 09:28:56] elmorte : I can't figure out if I'm up in dollar terms [2017-03-03 09:29:02] elmorte : Definitely down in BTC terms [2017-03-03 09:29:13] elmorte : so I can't decide if I'm a good fund manger [2017-03-03 09:29:14] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: lol, judging from your address you really cut it close here ;) [2017-03-03 09:29:15] wurstgelee : btc amount back then x price back then vs btc nowx price now [2017-03-03 09:29:16] elmorte : manager even [2017-03-03 09:29:18] wurstgelee : where is the problem? [2017-03-03 09:29:26] RoftheN : Don't stalk my adress [2017-03-03 09:29:36] elmorte : I didn't exactly keep a record [2017-03-03 09:29:37] Puffle-Razor-Spark : hehe [2017-03-03 09:29:39] Ahhere : elmorte: sounds like you need excel in your life [2017-03-03 09:29:40] elmorte : in a single pla [2017-03-03 09:29:41] RoftheN : This wallet is my food ordering w [2017-03-03 09:29:49] RoftheN : But I had to send everything to exchanges to minimize losses [2017-03-03 09:29:50] Puffle-Razor-Spark : muhaha [2017-03-03 09:29:50] elmorte : Ahhere: I have too much excel in my life [2017-03-03 09:29:57] wurstgelee : elmorte: i dont account for alphabay investments either [2017-03-03 09:30:00] wurstgelee : :p [2017-03-03 09:30:02] Ahhere : elmorte: so how do you not know if u are up? [2017-03-03 09:30:22] elmorte : Ahhere: because that excel is for day jobs [2017-03-03 09:30:30] javierstone : the premium is still shit on futures [2017-03-03 09:30:32] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: I don't judge people for having a good appetite in food or risk or whatever. good luck with your trades man [2017-03-03 09:30:34] RoftheN : What do you buy on alphabay? Alpha males? [2017-03-03 09:30:37] Ahhere : elmorte: lols u krazy [2017-03-03 09:30:39] elmorte : wurstgelee: oh, I do...street value - alphabay value = profit! [2017-03-03 09:30:43] -_- : javierstone: because new one starts in 2 weeks [2017-03-03 09:30:44] RoftheN : Wow you're so nice Puffle [2017-03-03 09:30:53] wurstgelee : elmorte: everything so cheap there atm :D [2017-03-03 09:30:57] wurstgelee : in btc terms ofc [2017-03-03 09:31:00] elmorte : paper profit, before anyone assumes I'm dealing....again [2017-03-03 09:31:12] wurstgelee : i only buy alphas [2017-03-03 09:31:18] Puffle-Razor-Spark : RoftheN: nah, just in a good mood today [2017-03-03 09:31:20] RoftheN : I bought some DMT at apple Market [2017-03-03 09:31:23] Ahhere : what % of this chatbox is drug dealers wow [2017-03-03 09:31:25] RoftheN : Am I a ctriminal now? [2017-03-03 09:31:42] wurstgelee : no dealing here [2017-03-03 09:31:58] Ahhere : no wonder crypto is so YOLO prone [2017-03-03 09:32:04] DorianWhack-A-Moto : dealing crypto for tears [2017-03-03 09:32:07] RoftheN : Ofc, no one lives twice right [2017-03-03 09:32:08] rangle : some decent sell walls on stamp and finex [2017-03-03 09:32:21] RoftheN : Does that mean I'll be rich? [2017-03-03 09:32:23] Ahhere : RoftheN: i know a buddist who would beg to differ [2017-03-03 09:32:37] wurstgelee : Ahhere: tell him he is wrong [2017-03-03 09:32:37] wurstgelee : :P [2017-03-03 09:32:53] RoftheN : I know lots of people who realize reincarnation is bullshit who beg to differ [2017-03-03 09:33:28] RoftheN : I liked buddhism though, it's the only religion that sounds peaceful to me [2017-03-03 09:35:18] Ahhere : buddists be tripping [2017-03-03 09:35:28] ross : Scientology [2017-03-03 09:35:36] ross : Is the only religion [2017-03-03 09:36:06] MikeHunt : islam, religion of peace [2017-03-03 09:36:17] elmorte : don't start this shit again [2017-03-03 09:36:22] MikeHunt : http://i.imgur.com/Yy8DQO4.png [2017-03-03 09:36:46] Puffle-Razor-Spark : bitmex higher than finex [2017-03-03 09:37:24] -_- : i'm so sick of BTC only going up 2% or 3% a day [2017-03-03 09:37:35] elmorte : -_-: coz you short? [2017-03-03 09:37:55] -_- : no cause it's harder to make money in BTC when it isn't going up 5%-10% a day [2017-03-03 09:38:51] Ahhere : -_-: yeah i thought it was just me [2017-03-03 09:39:00] elmorte : what happened to the leaderboard link? [2017-03-03 09:39:13] -_- : https://www.bitmex.com/app/leaderboard [2017-03-03 09:39:15] -_- : what about it [2017-03-03 09:39:23] Puffle-Razor-Spark : -_-: just increase you leverage and buy the futures. You'll have your ride [2017-03-03 09:39:46] -_- : hardly anyone wants their real username on the leaderboard [2017-03-03 09:39:50] elmorte : -_-: Thanks...where was it? [2017-03-03 09:39:58] -_- : under contracts [2017-03-03 09:40:02] -_- : top left 4th one down [2017-03-03 09:40:11] Ahhere : -_-: I have mine just not baller enough yet :( [2017-03-03 09:40:19] elmorte : Ah k...yeah, that's intuitive [2017-03-03 09:40:28] Puffle-Razor-Spark : -_-: I want it on the leaderboard, except I'm way off [2017-03-03 09:40:37] -_- : sucks to be you guys [2017-03-03 09:40:46] Puffle-Razor-Spark : -_-: [2017-03-03 09:40:54] Ahhere : how is the ROE one calculated? based on max account size [2017-03-03 09:41:10] -_- : based on what you deposited compared to what you have now [2017-03-03 09:41:29] Ahhere : yeah but i deposit and withdraw every few days as needed [2017-03-03 09:41:41] -_- : ah then you'll most likely never be on it [2017-03-03 09:41:55] -_- : unless you trade your way to like 500 btc [2017-03-03 09:42:24] -_- : i deposit more money once or i would be higher [2017-03-03 09:42:42] -_- : i'd be like #3 or #4 makes me mad. should have never done it [2017-03-03 09:42:45] Ahhere : lol thats funny [2017-03-03 09:43:02] elmorte : -_-: mmm...arbitrary board positions [2017-03-03 09:43:17] elmorte : almost as good as magic internet money [2017-03-03 09:43:21] -_- : yeah [2017-03-03 09:43:26] javierstone : keeps going and going [2017-03-03 09:43:30] j8 : top by notional is what matters [2017-03-03 09:43:35] j8 : aim high [2017-03-03 09:43:39] Puffle-Razor-Spark : elmorte: yeah but its street cred for chat [2017-03-03 09:43:45] -_- : i'm guessing one could open a new account. deposit .1 and go long or short on ETF decision. be on the leaderboard the next day [2017-03-03 09:44:01] -_- : price should move at least 6% on news [2017-03-03 09:44:04] elmorte : open two accounts, one long, one short [2017-03-03 09:44:09] Ahhere : -_-: there is a dude who is about no 4 in both he is probably the most successful trader [2017-03-03 09:44:24] Ahhere : or best trader [2017-03-03 09:44:26] elmorte : get liquidated as the price yoyos... [2017-03-03 09:44:31] -_- : Ahhere: yeah. they deposit 8btc too [2017-03-03 09:44:32] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: do you do this for a living mate? [2017-03-03 09:44:46] wagwanbebe : or hobbyist [2017-03-03 09:44:53] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: I'd be happy with first spot on first board [2017-03-03 09:44:58] Ahhere : wagwanbebe: no but since last 6 months I have beaten my dayjob income so would like to [2017-03-03 09:45:14] -_- : easy when price moves [2017-03-03 09:45:17] Ahhere : Puffle-Razor-Spark: dont sell yourself short [2017-03-03 09:45:39] -_- : try trading early 2016 when nothing was moving [2017-03-03 09:46:00] Ahhere : -_-: Im trading a few years but I dont bother when its quiet trading noise is too hard [2017-03-03 09:46:16] javierstone : okcoin leading now is bullish [2017-03-03 09:46:38] Ahhere : -_-: u fulltime? [2017-03-03 09:46:46] -_- : Some China exchanges over 9000 cny [2017-03-03 09:47:02] -_- : I work part time but don't do anything but trade at work [2017-03-03 09:47:16] -_- : Then trade at home [2017-03-03 09:47:27] elmorte : -_-: which ones? [2017-03-03 09:47:39] -_- : There was a tweet about it [2017-03-03 09:47:45] -_- : Bter was one [2017-03-03 09:47:50] javierstone : its so satisfying to earn btc [2017-03-03 09:47:52] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: Fair enough, would be nice one day right. Fingers crossed on the ETF vote as it will certainly spice things up a bit :) [2017-03-03 09:48:20] wurstgelee : it already did [2017-03-03 09:48:21] -_- : Bter enabled withdraws. 10 btc a day limit [2017-03-03 09:48:23] wurstgelee : *spice things up that is [2017-03-03 09:48:32] javierstone : bter? [2017-03-03 09:48:37] wurstgelee : bter [2017-03-03 09:48:40] Ahhere : wagwanbebe: money will be made whichever outcome volatility is all u need [2017-03-03 09:48:45] -_- : Yunbi also enabled withdraws [2017-03-03 09:48:45] Puffle-Razor-Spark : -_-: So you just work for insurance benefits and internet connection [2017-03-03 09:49:12] elmorte : BTC : $1453.6 holy crap Bter [2017-03-03 09:49:28] -_- : I don't even have insurance. Just went to the dentist too [2017-03-03 09:49:39] Ahhere : -_-: insurance is for mugs [2017-03-03 09:49:46] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: I dont want to temp fate so I am not going to bet on ETF now haha [2017-03-03 09:49:51] javierstone : we are about to see huge rise [2017-03-03 09:49:52] wagwanbebe : tempt* [2017-03-03 09:49:56] -_- : I'm a young healthy individual [2017-03-03 09:50:11] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: where are you from? [2017-03-03 09:50:16] -_- : China will be bullish next week when withdraws are enable [2017-03-03 09:50:30] Ahhere : one of the richest dudes i met told me he is successful because both his businesses people pay him and he doesnt have to give them anything [2017-03-03 09:50:36] Ahhere : wagwanbebe: ireland [2017-03-03 09:51:01] Ahhere : can you guess his businesses? [2017-03-03 09:51:25] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: he is born to rich parents? [2017-03-03 09:51:33] Puffle-Razor-Spark : and still in school [2017-03-03 09:51:38] elmorte : Ahhere: tax man [2017-03-03 09:52:09] BTCDJS : Ahhere: gangster [2017-03-03 09:52:12] Ahhere : no people pay him upfront and he only gives something back to some of his customers [2017-03-03 09:52:21] Puffle-Razor-Spark : lotterie [2017-03-03 09:52:29] elmorte : Ahhere: oh yeah, numbers [2017-03-03 09:52:34] Ahhere : Puffle-Razor-Spark: online gambling I'll give u that [2017-03-03 09:52:37] Ahhere : and the other business... [2017-03-03 09:52:48] micmix : Ahhere: insurance [2017-03-03 09:52:50] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: Top of the morning in that case, my ancestors are cattle theives from Tipperary [2017-03-03 09:52:54] Ahhere : micmix: nailed it [2017-03-03 09:53:16] BTCDJS : Ahhere: I was right [2017-03-03 09:53:17] Ahhere : wagwanbebe: ha u in boston? [2017-03-03 09:53:28] micmix : insurance and online gambling go hand in hand [2017-03-03 09:53:30] BTCDJS : gangster [2017-03-03 09:53:40] Ahhere : BTCDJS: lol true legal gangster [2017-03-03 09:53:46] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: I live in England mate, my old man tells me and everyone else this crap haha [2017-03-03 09:54:16] Ahhere : is he a builder? @wagwanbebe [2017-03-03 09:54:47] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: No offshore oil xD [2017-03-03 09:55:17] Ahhere : cool good money in that too [2017-03-03 09:57:27] wagwanbebe : Ahhere: Yeah hes done well. I need to make my own fortune now though, sadly I won’t earn a 6 figure salary in project management haha [2017-03-03 09:57:58] shapeshifter : does anyone have an automatic way to track ETF approval? [2017-03-03 09:58:15] vgck : shapeshifter: Someone on reddit wrote a python script [2017-03-03 09:58:16] Ahhere : you might if you can get a job in crypto. @wagwanbebe [2017-03-03 09:58:22] wagwanbebe : i wanna make my own crypto [2017-03-03 09:59:28] wagwanbebe : Clitcoin, based on pics of girls vaginas [2017-03-03 09:59:45] DorianWhack-A-Moto : we really dont need another crypto. got 95 too many already [2017-03-03 09:59:47] InvalidUser : BS [2017-03-03 10:00:02] wagwanbebe : DorianWhack-A-Moto: CLITCOIN WILL MAKE IT MAN [2017-03-03 10:00:16] rustiv : stamp leading [2017-03-03 10:00:22] rustiv : pump it bullstamp [2017-03-03 10:00:38] Ahhere : pump and dump clitcoin [2017-03-03 10:01:44] shapeshifter : vgck: cheers [2017-03-03 10:02:01] rustiv : PUMP IT [2017-03-03 10:02:06] Ahhere : oh funk here goes finex [2017-03-03 10:02:28] DorianWhack-A-Moto : no profit taking. no rekt. whats going on? [2017-03-03 10:02:32] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 185 @ 1328.51 [2017-03-03 10:02:34] rustiv : walls getting eaten [2017-03-03 10:02:37] InvalidUser : WOO HOO !!! [2017-03-03 10:02:42] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 861 @ 1289.62 [2017-03-03 10:02:42] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 106856 @ 1333.44 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished: [2017-03-03 10:02:43] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 2000 @ 1291.37 [2017-03-03 10:02:43] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 42330 @ 1289.52 [2017-03-03 10:02:43] REKT : All aboard the MOON train! [2017-03-03 10:02:46] Ahhere : guess my 1300 buy will die alone [2017-03-03 10:02:51] rustiv : 1300 LETS DO IT BOIS [2017-03-03 10:03:20] InvalidUser : 1400 on Bitflyer [2017-03-03 10:03:46] RoftheN : OH HEY LOOK [2017-03-03 10:03:54] RoftheN : I go away for a few seconds [2017-03-03 10:04:21] InvalidUser : GL everyone [2017-03-03 10:04:21] shapeshifter : /price [2017-03-03 10:04:25] Puffle-Razor-Spark : nice [2017-03-03 10:04:26] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1285.00 (0.60%) Bitfinex : 1288.60 (0.56%) The Woodchipper : 1292.56 (0.59%) itBit : 1280.71 (0.44%) Kraken : 1278.00 (-0.02%) GDAX : 1285.00 (0.28%) SLQ : 1 hour, 46 mins``` [2017-03-03 10:04:36] ross : People are dumb to short [2017-03-03 10:04:59] ross : I get selling your coin for profit, but shorting more than you're worth is retarded [2017-03-03 10:04:59] rustiv : there will be no shorters left where we are going [2017-03-03 10:05:02] micmix : ross: how would you long if no one was shorting? [2017-03-03 10:05:03] RoftheN : Idfc if I'm dumb, I just wanna gamble [2017-03-03 10:05:34] ayy_lmao : guys [2017-03-03 10:05:35] Ahhere : so anyone know the fib extension targets from the 2013 ath? [2017-03-03 10:05:35] ross : micmix: because people will sell their real coins and not their contracts [2017-03-03 10:05:35] ayy_lmao : guise [2017-03-03 10:05:39] ayy_lmao : remember [2017-03-03 10:05:42] ayy_lmao : wait for confirmation [2017-03-03 10:06:00] micmix : ross: doesn't work like that here [2017-03-03 10:06:06] ayy_lmao : wait till btc hits 10k [2017-03-03 10:06:13] ayy_lmao : before buying [2017-03-03 10:06:14] Ahhere : ^sensible [2017-03-03 10:06:27] Ahhere : the voice of reason @ayy_lmao [2017-03-03 10:06:51] Derreck : /wall [2017-03-03 10:06:54] trollbot : ``` ±$30 Ask|Bid liquidity of 4 exchanges: 5520 Ƀ (13.81%) | 3521 Ƀ (8.87%) SLQ: 1 hour, 50 mins``` [2017-03-03 10:07:08] Derreck : /joke