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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2017-02-25 13:30:16] Ahhere : Sultan Pepper: fan of Bob Dogen [2017-02-25 13:30:23] Sultan Pepper : InvalidUser: its a bob dylan song, but i was referencing hitchhikers guide [2017-02-25 13:30:26] BTCDJS : cant remember. Was a while ago [2017-02-25 13:31:26] InvalidUser : Sultan Pepper: O I was close at least [2017-02-25 13:31:32] Ahhere : We ETH billionaires bro? @BTCDJS *tear rolls down cheek* [2017-02-25 13:31:33] Sultan Pepper : Haha [2017-02-25 13:32:51] Apocalyptic : anyone from support here ? [2017-02-25 13:33:11] BTCDJS : Soon™ [2017-02-25 13:33:32] Sultan Pepper : Apocalyptic: I can be your moral support, if that's what you need? [2017-02-25 13:33:44] Apocalyptic : Sultan Pepper: morally I'm good, thanks [2017-02-25 13:33:57] Ahhere : 14 dollars ETH ATH gonna get raped soon alright [2017-02-25 13:34:01] Sultan Pepper : Apocalyptic: You're doing great. Really. Don't beat yourself up over this [2017-02-25 13:34:07] wurstgelee : lol [2017-02-25 13:34:33] Sultan Pepper : Apocalyptic: Just ignore all the bames people call you when you're not here. They're mean [2017-02-25 13:34:39] Apocalyptic : Sultan Pepper:have you played with the API ? [2017-02-25 13:34:39] Sultan Pepper : names* [2017-02-25 13:34:46] Apocalyptic : maybe you can be of use [2017-02-25 13:34:57] Sultan Pepper : Apocalyptic: Nah, but i can write a poem [2017-02-25 13:35:00] fulrik : Ahhere: I say ETH 100 dollars before we call the year 2018. Wanna take the bet? [2017-02-25 13:35:19] wotan : fulrik: that would be massive [2017-02-25 13:37:01] REKT : Have a bowl of chop-chop suey! [2017-02-25 13:37:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 37 @ 1174.54 [2017-02-25 13:37:08] inconspic : dump incoming btc [2017-02-25 13:37:09] Ahhere : fulrik: it's easier to just bet on here. I would not be shocked at all at that it should be at least 1/20th btc price [2017-02-25 13:37:20] ThruTheFloor : Ah shit, here we go. [2017-02-25 13:38:01] ThruTheFloor : Fuck yea [2017-02-25 13:38:11] ThruTheFloor : ITS HAPPENING [2017-02-25 13:38:36] -_- : stamp dump [2017-02-25 13:38:42] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 10000 @ 1171.91 [2017-02-25 13:38:47] BTCDJS : Bitcoin is dead [2017-02-25 13:38:58] Tetsuo : what a scam [2017-02-25 13:39:00] BTCDJS : long live ethereum [2017-02-25 13:39:04] Ahhere : BTCDJS: sad rly [2017-02-25 13:39:10] Apocalyptic : dump it like it's hot boys [2017-02-25 13:39:18] BTCDJS : Ahhere: nah not really [2017-02-25 13:39:34] ThruTheFloor : InvalidUser: How's that long doing? [2017-02-25 13:40:02] Ahhere : Nostalgia factor. Bitcoin had its day. Never forget. @BTCDJS [2017-02-25 13:40:10] BTCDJS : Should I sell my xmr for ETH? [2017-02-25 13:40:19] InvalidUser : ThruTheFloor: Fine, I am not worried about it. I have lots of room to let it go down [2017-02-25 13:40:24] ThruTheFloor : We are going sub 1000 and THIS TIME we are staying down [2017-02-25 13:40:25] BTCDJS : I'm tempted [2017-02-25 13:40:39] ThruTheFloor : InvalidUser: How far? Can you handle 880? [2017-02-25 13:40:49] JT : Price drops 5-10 and everyone's convinced it's going to 800. Funny stuff here... [2017-02-25 13:40:50] InvalidUser : ThruTheFloor: 900 [2017-02-25 13:40:56] ThruTheFloor : RIP [2017-02-25 13:41:00] Ahhere : BTCDJS: now lol xmr not going much lower in my opinion don't need much xmr it's 4x scarcer than eth [2017-02-25 13:41:13] ThruTheFloor : JT: Everyone? Pretty sure its just me so far [2017-02-25 13:41:21] wotan : ThruTheFloor: good luck with that short its risky imo [2017-02-25 13:41:22] BTCDJS : Ahhere: maybe you're right [2017-02-25 13:41:28] InvalidUser : I might fund my account a bit more to get it down to 800 [2017-02-25 13:41:38] ThruTheFloor : wotan: 300x leverage is never risky [2017-02-25 13:41:42] JT : ThruTheFloor: Well you sure like to speak for everyone [2017-02-25 13:41:57] JT : :) [2017-02-25 13:42:06] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 100000 @ 1171.50 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished: [2017-02-25 13:42:08] ThruTheFloor : JT: I just love rubbing my smelly cock in everyone's faces [2017-02-25 13:42:12] JT : lmao [2017-02-25 13:42:12] Ahhere : BTCDJS: I longed the dip on xmr yesterday poloniex [2017-02-25 13:42:21] wotan : ThruTheFloor: so free money you should invent money perpetuum mobile [2017-02-25 13:42:21] InvalidUser : wow [2017-02-25 13:42:21] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: tell us more I'm eating [2017-02-25 13:42:22] ThruTheFloor : Oh snap, epic rekt [2017-02-25 13:42:37] BTCDJS : Ahhere: wasn't much of a dip but good job [2017-02-25 13:42:46] InvalidUser : Yup I am funding my account [2017-02-25 13:42:54] InvalidUser : Fuk that shit [2017-02-25 13:42:55] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: I think it's got a fungus or soemthing, theres some green that didnt come off last time i showered [2017-02-25 13:42:56] JT : tbh... longs getting rekt deserve it... opening positions here with so much leverage [2017-02-25 13:43:01] Ahhere : My trades on polo last weeks @BTCDJS [2017-02-25 13:43:16] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: use a nailclippers [2017-02-25 13:43:25] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: ...on my cock? [2017-02-25 13:43:36] Ahhere : Yeah what are u a pussy? [2017-02-25 13:43:43] Ahhere : Pusssy [2017-02-25 13:44:04] Cryptonary : stamp [2017-02-25 13:44:08] Cryptonary : /sentiment [2017-02-25 13:44:11] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 75.46 / 24.54 Daily : 51.75 / 48.25 Weekly : 47.27 / 52.73 Monthly : 47.68 / 52.32``` [2017-02-25 13:44:11] ThruTheFloor : I'd do an improvised circumcision later, right now there are people who need my cock in their cereal [2017-02-25 13:44:18] Ahhere : Grows back eventually @ThruTheFloor [2017-02-25 13:44:28] BTCDJS : ThruTheFloor: you grow nails on your dick? Are you sure it's not your finger? [2017-02-25 13:44:44] ThruTheFloor : BTCDJS: There... was a surgery... [2017-02-25 13:44:52] Ahhere : Lol [2017-02-25 13:44:52] wotan : ThruTheFloor: gay? [2017-02-25 13:45:06] ThruTheFloor : wotan: No, just fabulous. [2017-02-25 13:45:17] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 1 @ 1168.32 :punch: :whale: [2017-02-25 13:45:29] BTCDJS : /price [2017-02-25 13:45:33] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1163.84 (-1.38%) Bitfinex : 1172.30 (-0.80%) The Woodchipper : 1170.84 (-0.61%) itBit : 1172.85 (-0.62%) Kraken : 1173.97 (-0.48%) GDAX : 1178.51 (-0.61%) ``` [2017-02-25 13:45:35] Ahhere : Who is getting rekt 2 dollars down lol [2017-02-25 13:45:42] CryptoMill : /sentiment [2017-02-25 13:45:44] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 75.46 / 24.54 Daily : 51.71 / 48.29 Weekly : 47.27 / 52.73 Monthly : 47.68 / 52.32``` [2017-02-25 13:45:57] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: 100x leverage r-tards [2017-02-25 13:46:08] BTCDJS : Okcoin price is good [2017-02-25 13:46:11] ThruTheFloor : Good think I picked the right side [2017-02-25 13:46:49] wotan : ThruTheFloor: sell short fast and go long thank me later:) [2017-02-25 13:47:17] ThruTheFloor : wotan: Done and done 50x long! YOLO [2017-02-25 13:47:28] wotan : :))) [2017-02-25 13:48:44] Ahhere : BTCDJS: what the hell is woodchipper doing up with the other exchanges prices [2017-02-25 13:49:00] Ahhere : What a time to b a long [2017-02-25 13:49:16] ThruTheFloor : Yeah someone needs to tell the Chinese that they arent people, the belong on the floor [2017-02-25 13:49:30] Ahhere : *Not sure if racist * [2017-02-25 13:49:56] ThruTheFloor : After I make my first million, first purchase is going to be a nice Chinese slave [2017-02-25 13:50:03] InvalidUser : all my price alarms are going off [2017-02-25 13:51:13] .. : there we go [2017-02-25 13:51:23] wotan : ThruTheFloor: maybe you should clone yourself and be your own slave [2017-02-25 13:51:35] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 2250 @ 1186.68 [2017-02-25 13:51:49] ThruTheFloor : wotan: Brilliant! [2017-02-25 13:51:50] wurstgelee : ThruTheFloor: dont forget to thank wotan ;) [2017-02-25 13:51:54] wurstgelee : ah k [2017-02-25 13:51:55] wurstgelee : hehe [2017-02-25 13:51:58] InvalidUser : The dip is almost over [2017-02-25 13:52:08] ThruTheFloor : InvalidUser: You wish brah [2017-02-25 13:52:17] wotan : wurstgelee: if it goes wrong im too big too fail:) [2017-02-25 13:52:18] InvalidUser : Someone's short [2017-02-25 13:52:27] wurstgelee : wotan: hahaha [2017-02-25 13:52:34] ThruTheFloor : I'm tall actually, thanks for asking [2017-02-25 13:52:43] Tetsuo : InvalidUser: slow and painful downards spiral at the beginning after that it gets faster [2017-02-25 13:52:43] InvalidUser : lol [2017-02-25 13:52:59] InvalidUser : Nooo!!! this is the end of Bitcoin [2017-02-25 13:53:04] InvalidUser : Short all the things [2017-02-25 13:53:26] ThruTheFloor : Sell your mom! Sell your car! Sell your porn! THIS IS THE END [2017-02-25 13:53:42] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: @wotan your clone slave could make u their slave. Steal it friends @wurstgelee [2017-02-25 13:53:44] ThruTheFloor : This time Bitcoin is never going above $1000 again. [2017-02-25 13:53:49] Cryptonary : /wall [2017-02-25 13:53:50] trollbot : ``` BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1167.49 =>[817 Ƀ](-37.73%)<= 1198.00 Bids: 1134.00 =>[906 Ƀ](43.35%)<= 1164.20``` [2017-02-25 13:53:50] trollbot : ``` BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1170.2 =>[966 Ƀ](-18.76%)<= 1200.3 Bids: 1140.1 =>[1394 Ƀ](50.05%)<= 1170.1``` [2017-02-25 13:53:54] Ahhere : Steal ur friends. [2017-02-25 13:54:28] ThruTheFloor : Does it matter if the clone becomes the master, one of us has to be the slave anyway [2017-02-25 13:55:10] wotan : Ahhere: well im not much into slavery fetish i prefer a connection on same free level [2017-02-25 13:55:38] InvalidUser : **Attention:** The dip will be over in 5 min [2017-02-25 13:55:48] ThruTheFloor : Possible to change gender of a clone? I'd love to be my own sex slave [2017-02-25 13:56:19] wotan : ThruTheFloor: hahaha duddein is working now out the slave idea alot:)) [2017-02-25 13:56:24] ThruTheFloor : InvalidUser: See you at 880, buddy [2017-02-25 13:56:27] wotan : your brain [2017-02-25 13:56:41] InvalidUser : ThruTheFloor: With Bitcoin you can buy one from Russia. Just ask Donny Tiny Hands [2017-02-25 13:56:54] InvalidUser : ThruTheFloor: RGR [2017-02-25 13:57:09] ThruTheFloor : RGR? [2017-02-25 13:57:16] InvalidUser : Roger [2017-02-25 13:57:20] ThruTheFloor : ? [2017-02-25 13:57:33] InvalidUser : I was agreeing with you [2017-02-25 13:57:38] ThruTheFloor : ? [2017-02-25 13:57:42] InvalidUser : Its army talk [2017-02-25 13:57:44] ThruTheFloor : ? [2017-02-25 13:58:30] InvalidUser : ¿ [2017-02-25 13:58:32] docvcdc : which one of these btc options is closes to a traditional spot option [2017-02-25 14:00:20] ThruTheFloor : We're going back up! DUMPS OVER EVERYONE, 100x yolo long [2017-02-25 14:00:21] ThruTheFloor : To the moon!!! ┗(°0°)┛ [2017-02-25 14:00:29] ThruTheFloor : docvcdc: Perpetual swap [2017-02-25 14:01:02] InvalidUser : FFS you guys I just traded all my longs for shorts.. What should I do trollbox [2017-02-25 14:01:06] InvalidUser : (: [2017-02-25 14:01:31] REKT : Liquidated short on `XMR7D`: buy 5 @ 0.010451 [2017-02-25 14:01:33] ThruTheFloor : InvalidUser: Go long again. I only like $300 everytime i flip flop [2017-02-25 14:01:52] ThruTheFloor : lose* [2017-02-25 14:02:21] ThruTheFloor : I can do this alway [2017-02-25 14:02:24] ThruTheFloor : all week* [2017-02-25 14:02:33] ThruTheFloor : But after that I'ma be broke [2017-02-25 14:02:58] InvalidUser : I am long for the long haul.. I just have to babysit if for a bit as it is a new trade [2017-02-25 14:03:50] Ahhere : InvalidUser: were u short for the short haul? [2017-02-25 14:04:16] Ahhere : long flipflops [2017-02-25 14:04:50] InvalidUser : No I won't short until the big crash then I will ride it all the way down [2017-02-25 14:05:04] paper : just nibbled in mid-upper 1160's :) [2017-02-25 14:05:09] Ahhere : So the % roe leaderboard is that from a single trade? [2017-02-25 14:05:15] ThruTheFloor : InvalidUser: Because you are psychic and can predict it? [2017-02-25 14:05:25] ThruTheFloor : InvalidUser: Did you short the dump on thursday too? [2017-02-25 14:05:50] InvalidUser : What has 2 thumbs and likes to profit from longs [2017-02-25 14:06:00] InvalidUser : ThruTheFloor: No I got my ass handed to me [2017-02-25 14:06:10] ThruTheFloor : Exactly [2017-02-25 14:06:22] donkey : Ahhere: i'd like to know that [2017-02-25 14:06:58] InvalidUser : I am pretty good at predicting the price but a bunch of bots causing a flash crash is hard to factor in.. although now I have. I learned my lession [2017-02-25 14:07:00] InvalidUser : lesson [2017-02-25 14:07:01] paper : wish i got more orders filled in 1160's but whatev. sell 300ish$ or so north [2017-02-25 14:07:27] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: so is sex with your clone incest or its fine? [2017-02-25 14:07:53] BTCDJS : Ahhere: dude [2017-02-25 14:07:53] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: Nope, just masturbation [2017-02-25 14:07:55] paper : it would be some kind of brain degeneration [2017-02-25 14:08:04] donkey : InvalidUser: so you pretty good at predicting price unless it goes against you? [2017-02-25 14:08:08] BTCDJS : thats kinda disgusting [2017-02-25 14:08:09] Ahhere : Asking for friend [2017-02-25 14:08:48] InvalidUser : donkey: Why don;t you sit and watch,, take a seat my friend. [2017-02-25 14:08:50] paper : i think women would be more interested in fucking their clone, generally [2017-02-25 14:08:57] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: what's the churches take should I just ask my priest? [2017-02-25 14:08:58] BTCDJS : sex with your clone? *still wrapping my head around it* [2017-02-25 14:09:04] donkey : InvalidUser: then what? [2017-02-25 14:09:14] bigdickbandit : Fuck boys [2017-02-25 14:09:17] bigdickbandit : Where's the pump [2017-02-25 14:09:33] wurstgelee : bitflyer [2017-02-25 14:09:34] InvalidUser : What ever the fuk you want. I am not the boss of you [2017-02-25 14:09:35] wotan : BTCDJS: haha i still have that in my head too [2017-02-25 14:09:36] ThruTheFloor : paper: Thats why I asked if its possible to change clone's gender [2017-02-25 14:09:55] ThruTheFloor : bigdickbandit: Why didnt you short like I told you? [2017-02-25 14:10:10] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: sex with your transsexual clone is obviously fine. [2017-02-25 14:10:18] BTCDJS : wotan: so far the /sentiment is: wouldn't want to do it even if I could [2017-02-25 14:10:24] paper : ThruTheFloor: but then it wouldn't be your clone anymore, other than the female dna from your ancestors [2017-02-25 14:10:25] wotan : Ahhere: :)) [2017-02-25 14:10:33] paper : that you would have as a male [2017-02-25 14:10:42] wotan : BTCDJS: agree with you [2017-02-25 14:10:52] InvalidUser : donkey: You need to stop asking other for advice and believe in your self. I know it's hard because of that shit with your dad but you need to get over it [2017-02-25 14:11:07] donkey : InvalidUser: wtf are you talking about? [2017-02-25 14:11:16] donkey : InvalidUser: did i ask for advice? [2017-02-25 14:11:19] Ahhere : wotan: people are so closed minded you couldn't brnig your tranny clone on dates etc [2017-02-25 14:11:23] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: @paper Surely it's possible, just take out the y copy the x and boom throw that egg in some incubator and i got a female clone [2017-02-25 14:11:34] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: The hell I couldnt [2017-02-25 14:11:39] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: boom [2017-02-25 14:11:51] donkey : InvalidUser: you the one who asked for advice.. [2017-02-25 14:11:54] ThruTheFloor : goes the dynamite [2017-02-25 14:11:56] paper : ThruTheFloor: yeah sure, but it wouldn't be the same as if it was you, mentally speaking [2017-02-25 14:12:27] ThruTheFloor : paper: Hmm, then make two clones, one male one female, then transplant the brain of the male into the female [2017-02-25 14:12:31] wotan : Ahhere: agree on that i would try to give my tranny clone good surgery for sure so looks like nearly real women then:) [2017-02-25 14:12:33] Ahhere : No need for boring getting to know you chat when clone dating. @ThruTheFloor [2017-02-25 14:12:54] paper : ThruTheFloor: i know a modelesque ukrainian who is a spokesperson for satanism somewhat, and she was talking about fucking your mom for brain degeneration purposes. i don't fully understand but whatev [2017-02-25 14:13:09] wotan : what if one clone loves the other but the other loves another? [2017-02-25 14:13:10] ThruTheFloor : paper: Wait, run that by me again? [2017-02-25 14:13:21] ThruTheFloor : wotan: Rape [2017-02-25 14:13:24] CryptoMill : /sentiment [2017-02-25 14:13:26] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 63.02 / 36.98 Daily : 52.77 / 47.23 Weekly : 47.23 / 52.77 Monthly : 47.68 / 52.32``` [2017-02-25 14:13:33] Ahhere : wotan: classic clone love triangle [2017-02-25 14:13:46] wotan : paper: satanists are really bad people they are much into those things [2017-02-25 14:13:47] paper : ThruTheFloor: i can't really expand on the idea, other than that it's for some kind of personaly growth of some sort [2017-02-25 14:14:01] paper : *personal growth [2017-02-25 14:14:14] Ahhere : paper: satanists aim to shock so prolly just shock speak whatever that is [2017-02-25 14:14:23] InvalidUser : donkey: when did you start your short? [2017-02-25 14:14:24] paper : satanists are basically atheists w/ machiavellian tendencies [2017-02-25 14:14:24] ThruTheFloor : paper: So... has she fukked her mother? Is her mother hot? Do you have pictures? [2017-02-25 14:14:39] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: STFU DONT RUIN THIS FOR ME [2017-02-25 14:14:44] paper : ThruTheFloor: her mom must be hot but i dunno [2017-02-25 14:14:45] donkey : InvalidUser: you could not have been more wrong im not short [2017-02-25 14:14:53] wotan : paper: yes psychopatic crowley fans [2017-02-25 14:14:58] donkey : not even in a position.. [2017-02-25 14:14:59] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: she Ukrainian of course they are both hot have u not been there? [2017-02-25 14:15:04] InvalidUser : Then what the fuk are you bothering me for [2017-02-25 14:15:16] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: I've never left my basement [2017-02-25 14:15:22] ThruTheFloor : Too fat to make it up the stairs [2017-02-25 14:15:24] Ahhere : hell if my mother was Ukrainian I'd prolly fuck her too [2017-02-25 14:15:37] paper : i think a lot of satanists just don't want to call themselves atheists, basically. [2017-02-25 14:15:57] InvalidUser : donkey: A so your just here to shit talk,, your doing good buddy. [2017-02-25 14:16:02] paper : sort of a fashion statement i guess [2017-02-25 14:16:04] donkey : you asked for advice and then said you are good at predicting price unless bots works against you.. i just wanted the point out thats the stupidest thing i've heart in a while.. [2017-02-25 14:16:05] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: that's sad download some chair exercise videos or get free interactive porn. [2017-02-25 14:16:10] Ahhere : Vr [2017-02-25 14:16:15] wotan : paper: yes i would not call them attheist too [2017-02-25 14:16:15] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: Fuk that [2017-02-25 14:16:32] InvalidUser : donkey: Its nice to be number 1 at somthing [2017-02-25 14:16:35] paper : wotan: you realize they don't believe god/devil, right? [2017-02-25 14:16:43] donkey : InvalidUser: but its ok you can just ignore me keep trading your pennies and be broke soon :) [2017-02-25 14:16:43] paper : *believe in [2017-02-25 14:16:53] InvalidUser : lol [2017-02-25 14:16:57] donkey : no hard feelings [2017-02-25 14:16:58] wotan : ThruTheFloor: you can put on a vr glass and have sex with someone and see this person as yourself that would be theoretical possible, if you like this you can clone yourself:) [2017-02-25 14:16:59] Ahhere : wotan: its true satanists are the original trolls [2017-02-25 14:17:29] wotan : paper: yes but real satanists are obsessed from demons [2017-02-25 14:17:31] paper : i think satanisms is sort of a middle finger to the idea of religion period. they hate religion so chose satan as their mascot [2017-02-25 14:17:44] paper : *satanism [2017-02-25 14:17:55] Sam : /sentiment [2017-02-25 14:17:57] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 61.55 / 38.45 Daily : 53.27 / 46.73 Weekly : 47.24 / 52.76 Monthly : 47.68 / 52.32``` [2017-02-25 14:17:58] Ahhere : wotan: no they just say that to freak out the square normos [2017-02-25 14:18:05] Ahhere : google it [2017-02-25 14:18:27] wotan : Ahhere: well depends if you beleife in those things or not, if you do rituals to call demons its real not fake [2017-02-25 14:18:42] Ahhere : Fake news.. fake demons .. [2017-02-25 14:18:49] wotan : haha [2017-02-25 14:19:14] paper : i think satanists are sort of like hipsters, b/c hipsters are intentionally ironic [2017-02-25 14:19:23] wotan : well i gver you good advice to dont trie it on your own they tell you they are good and will help you but in the end take you on their site [2017-02-25 14:19:36] wotan : paper: they dont know what they playing with [2017-02-25 14:19:37] Ahhere : paper: lol if satanists ever go mainstream like hipsters [2017-02-25 14:20:04] paper : wotan: to them there's nothing to play w/ b/c they thin god/devil is fantasy that just messes up the world [2017-02-25 14:20:09] Ahhere : whats the satanist equivalent of hipster moustache or beard [2017-02-25 14:20:22] pat : which of you girls takes a bet against me? I am betting 500 units that the Bitcoin ETF is not getting an approval. [2017-02-25 14:20:24] paper : *think [2017-02-25 14:20:36] donkey : 500 units of what? [2017-02-25 14:20:42] Ahhere : units of sweat [2017-02-25 14:21:01] pat : the unit of the contract coin_bh17 [2017-02-25 14:21:11] pat : so essentially 5 BTC [2017-02-25 14:21:16] wotan : paper: well it also depends on which level your doing this, if some kids meet on graveyard and talk some ritual words its not same like when real satanists meet [2017-02-25 14:21:50] laisee : why bet when u can trade? [2017-02-25 14:21:53] paper : wotan: yeah but satanists think devil worshippers are ridiculous if that's who you're referring to [2017-02-25 14:21:55] c.l : /price [2017-02-25 14:21:58] Ahhere : Satan already got us guise we praying to money right now [2017-02-25 14:21:59] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1170.16 (0.54%) Bitfinex : 1177.00 (0.40%) The Woodchipper : 1173.00 (0.18%) itBit : 1176.07 (0.27%) Kraken : 1174.99 (0.09%) GDAX : 1183.68 (0.44%) ``` [2017-02-25 14:22:01] pat : I mean trade iwth betting [2017-02-25 14:22:09] pat : my order is in the order book [2017-02-25 14:22:10] InvalidUser : Is the site lagging or is it just myCommodore 64 [2017-02-25 14:22:23] Ahhere : InvalidUser: should be fine [2017-02-25 14:22:24] pat : any taker for my oder? [2017-02-25 14:22:29] paper : wotan: why would you worship someone who wants to send you to hell? that's why satanists think devil worshippers are ridiculous [2017-02-25 14:22:41] Ahhere : InvalidUser: disconnet [2017-02-25 14:22:48] Ahhere : tape player [2017-02-25 14:22:53] paper : anyway, i'm not an expert on this topic. [2017-02-25 14:22:55] laisee : pat: is that your best price? [2017-02-25 14:22:55] InvalidUser : lol [2017-02-25 14:23:23] pat : laisee: I can go down to 43 [2017-02-25 14:23:25] wotan : paper: true but for example kill an enemy and drink that blood is the direction of devil so they dont know how close they are to the "evil" site with this theres always demons who like to see thoise things and fly around you then [2017-02-25 14:23:42] wotan : paper: yea lets change topic lol [2017-02-25 14:23:50] paper : :) [2017-02-25 14:24:04] wotan : although its an interesting talk with you [2017-02-25 14:24:10] wotan : but wrong forum here lol [2017-02-25 14:24:16] laisee : pat: I think ETF chance is abou 17% [2017-02-25 14:24:17] paper : wotan: likewise ;) [2017-02-25 14:24:22] Ahhere : Why would demons like ppl drinking blood? @wotan [2017-02-25 14:24:28] Ahhere : whats it to the, [2017-02-25 14:24:31] Ahhere : them [2017-02-25 14:25:06] wotan : Ahhere: because there are good and evil energys/ghosts/angels demons call them whatever you want around [2017-02-25 14:25:23] pat : laisee: thats a pretty accurate number, so you should be short selling [2017-02-25 14:25:33] wotan : so if you call them in a bad way like killing an innocent animal you kinda call them [2017-02-25 14:25:43] Ahhere : But why do they care if you drink someone's haemoglobin and poop it out [2017-02-25 14:26:04] Ahhere : Seems nosey [2017-02-25 14:26:07] donkey : pat: when does the contract settle? [2017-02-25 14:26:13] wotan : Ahhere: its not just about blood drinking they do signs to call them, they call words to call them and they do actions to call them [2017-02-25 14:26:39] pat : donkey: Mar 12, 2017, 12:00:00 PM [2017-02-25 14:26:42] Ahhere : How come I never saw a ghost [2017-02-25 14:27:14] laisee : u have to beleive in magic ... [2017-02-25 14:27:15] wotan : Ahhere: i cant comment on that better we change topic haha [2017-02-25 14:27:49] Ahhere : people make up shit to pretend they understand and trick stupid ppl [2017-02-25 14:28:05] Ahhere : aint no ghosts brah [2017-02-25 14:28:43] laisee : poloniex troll box has ghosts [2017-02-25 14:28:56] InvalidUser : wow there are some huge rekt contracts in the Chinese chat [2017-02-25 14:29:00] wotan : Ahhere: well thats your opinion i know its other as you can see when dig deeper into this good thng is that there is also the site of god and thats the true site [2017-02-25 14:29:05] Nutella : fall fall fall [2017-02-25 14:29:12] laisee : ppl that didnt exit tghe site in a nioce way and hang about moaning .... [2017-02-25 14:29:26] Ahhere : laisee: rofl [2017-02-25 14:29:38] donkey : InvalidUser: that was a hour ago.. [2017-02-25 14:29:49] laisee : possibly a few moaning ghosts here too ... [2017-02-25 14:29:50] Ahhere : there were some rekt ghosts here yesterday begging for coin [2017-02-25 14:29:56] wotan : looks like btc want to go down more... [2017-02-25 14:30:17] Ahhere : rekt in peace amirite? [2017-02-25 14:30:20] laisee : Ahhere: ignore them. its all fantasy [2017-02-25 14:30:37] pat : wotan: maybe to 1150, but you never know when the buyer commences to buy again [2017-02-25 14:31:01] InvalidUser : BTC is going to take a minor upswing [2017-02-25 14:31:06] Nutella : stupids bitcoin [2017-02-25 14:31:46] InvalidUser : Smoke em if you got em [2017-02-25 14:33:04] Tetsuo : pat: bullwhale won´t save you this time, if this is your only hope than it looks bad bulls [2017-02-25 14:34:07] Ahhere : I'm gonna setup ghost hunting service for bitcoin guise. Guarantee no ghosts after I finish. 10 BTC per ghost or demon. [2017-02-25 14:34:15] Nutella : Tetsuo: bad, soon crash [2017-02-25 14:34:18] pat : Tetsuo: bullwhales... a lot of whales don't have enough BTC. If one stops the other starts to buy. I would never dare to short [2017-02-25 14:35:20] Nutella : smart mani is short, dumb mooni is long [2017-02-25 14:35:41] donkey : pat: lots of people thinking that makes it more likely for whales to drop it [2017-02-25 14:36:15] Nutella : etf= bull last hope [2017-02-25 14:38:37] pat : @donkey yes a lot of retails investors think that. Once institutional money pours in the demand will be real. I also think we have seen too much of a run, but on March 11 the SEC could decide that effectively a lot of money could be allocated to BTC. Chances are slim, but I would not dare to be short [2017-02-25 14:39:10] Nutella : how much slim? [2017-02-25 14:39:27] pat : Nutella: Long term BTC is a big winner , with or without ETF, it does not change the long term prospects [2017-02-25 14:39:36] pat : Nutella: maybe 10-20% [2017-02-25 14:39:37] donkey : ofcourse if SEC approves the game changes.. in this range im just scalping 100x to get my gamblers fix when the dump is there i'll keep my scalp open to get more btc and buy at the bottom [2017-02-25 14:39:42] InvalidUser : Nutella: Damn [2017-02-25 14:40:16] Sam : /sentiment [2017-02-25 14:40:18] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 46.67 / 53.33 Daily : 52.36 / 47.64 Weekly : 47.21 / 52.79 Monthly : 47.72 / 52.28``` [2017-02-25 14:43:21] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBCH17`: sell 2000 @ 8017.2 [2017-02-25 14:43:32] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 15000 @ 1180.81 [2017-02-25 14:43:34] -_- : huge dump [2017-02-25 14:43:35] -_- : okc quarterly [2017-02-25 14:43:47] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 400 @ 1164.90 [2017-02-25 14:43:47] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 21512 @ 1165.86 [2017-02-25 14:43:52] REKT : HODL HODL HODL! [2017-02-25 14:43:52] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 28000 @ 1162.85 [2017-02-25 14:43:58] Cryptonary : wo [2017-02-25 14:44:34] donkey : lol [2017-02-25 14:44:35] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 23834 @ 1153.41 [2017-02-25 14:44:45] laisee : the big short [2017-02-25 14:44:51] REKT : Liquidated short on `ETC7D`: buy 10 @ 0.001031 [2017-02-25 14:45:07] micmix : where is that thank you for your btc guy? I want to thank him for his btc lol [2017-02-25 14:45:17] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 8888 @ 1163.61 [2017-02-25 14:45:27] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 10000 @ 1151.26 [2017-02-25 14:45:27] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 1000 @ 1151.75 [2017-02-25 14:45:27] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 20000 @ 1150.99 [2017-02-25 14:45:37] mendax090 : stfu [2017-02-25 14:45:54] followtheCUNT : HAHA I LOVE THIS [2017-02-25 14:45:57] donkey : there is room for more.. [2017-02-25 14:46:00] InvalidUser : http://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/this-is-fine-meme.jpg [2017-02-25 14:46:04] mendax090 : /price [2017-02-25 14:46:08] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1153.97 (-1.38%) Bitfinex : 1150.20 (-2.28%) The Woodchipper : 1147.18 (-2.20%) itBit : 1156.17 (-1.69%) Kraken : 1170.00 (-0.42%) GDAX : 1165.02 (-1.58%) ``` [2017-02-25 14:46:09] InvalidUser : Who's short? [2017-02-25 14:46:14] -_- : not i [2017-02-25 14:46:22] REKT : Liquidated short on `LTC7D`: buy 5 @ 0.003340 [2017-02-25 14:46:29] InvalidUser : Someone just made bank [2017-02-25 14:46:32] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 1000 @ 1159.28 [2017-02-25 14:46:33] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 15000 @ 1154.19 [2017-02-25 14:46:33] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 232102 @ 1156.77 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire: [2017-02-25 14:46:33] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 4000 @ 1158.32 [2017-02-25 14:46:36] laisee : short from 1175 [2017-02-25 14:46:44] donkey : 1156.75 [2017-02-25 14:46:47] InvalidUser : laisee: Nice work [2017-02-25 14:46:47] Holy_Gospel : LOL I just closed my short 1 minute before the crash [2017-02-25 14:46:51] Holy_Gospel : and it was open all night [2017-02-25 14:46:53] micmix : H17 short is the winner [2017-02-25 14:47:01] Holy_Gospel : Figures [2017-02-25 14:47:07] laisee : there is always some fun on a sat PM in BTC trading ... [2017-02-25 14:47:11] micmix : from 1200+ [2017-02-25 14:47:11] Holy_Gospel : Hey micmix how are you this morning? [2017-02-25 14:47:19] cryptokeeper : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [2017-02-25 14:47:21] cryptokeeper : ugly goat [2017-02-25 14:47:34] Tetsuo : byebye [2017-02-25 14:47:36] mendax090 : bounce [2017-02-25 14:47:41] InvalidUser : TimeI think it over [2017-02-25 14:47:47] micmix : Holy_Gospel: going to the market to get my bacon fix in 20 min [2017-02-25 14:48:04] Holy_Gospel : Nice man, make sure it's Kosher Bacon [2017-02-25 14:48:07] Holy_Gospel : Nice I caught the dip [2017-02-25 14:48:15] -_- : 1131 on march hit man [2017-02-25 14:48:18] Holy_Gospel : Sweet I just made 50% in a minute [2017-02-25 14:48:31] micmix : Holy_Gospel: organic kosher bacon, that's the only kind I eat [2017-02-25 14:48:53] mendax090 : /price [2017-02-25 14:48:56] InvalidUser : Holy_Gospel: wow nice [2017-02-25 14:48:57] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1158.54 (0.40%) Bitfinex : 1159.60 (0.82%) The Woodchipper : 1153.01 (0.51%) itBit : 1159.24 (0.27%) Kraken : 1157.24 (-1.09%) GDAX : 1162.00 (-0.26%) ``` [2017-02-25 14:49:04] cryptokeeper : what did i say [2017-02-25 14:49:09] donkey : it just missed my 1140 target so i market closed at 1150 :( [2017-02-25 14:49:13] 10 : Holy_Gospel: hehe yup i got out at 60% [2017-02-25 14:49:14] -_- : i bought the dip then it dumped $28 more lolol [2017-02-25 14:49:14] cryptokeeper : floor [2017-02-25 14:49:34] mendax090 : Should I close my long position? mmm [2017-02-25 14:49:42] cryptokeeper : who led that dump [2017-02-25 14:49:47] donkey : cryptokeeper, you DA cryptokeeper? [2017-02-25 14:49:51] Tetsuo : mendax090: nah, let it burn [2017-02-25 14:49:52] InvalidUser : china [2017-02-25 14:50:05] cryptokeeper : okc? [2017-02-25 14:50:29] Tetsuo : cryptokeeper: u said floor 12 h ago?, dunno [2017-02-25 14:50:33] InvalidUser : I think so as soon as I saw it I jumped over here [2017-02-25 14:50:41] cryptokeeper : 12hr ago? [2017-02-25 14:50:46] cryptokeeper : no i said that 2hr ago [2017-02-25 14:51:02] cryptokeeper : ez money... longed that dip [2017-02-25 14:52:09] InvalidUser : cryptokeeper: Nice hang on to that trade for a few hours. [2017-02-25 14:52:14] Ahhere : Lerng the derp [2017-02-25 14:52:29] InvalidUser : http://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/this-is-fine-meme.jpg [2017-02-25 14:52:36] c.l : lol 5 times liquidates [2017-02-25 14:56:36] -_- : XBTH17: sell 232102 @ 1156.77 REKTosaurus [2017-02-25 14:56:41] -_- : that's why march went so low [2017-02-25 14:57:26] Ahhere : -_-: somebody butt cracked [2017-02-25 14:57:45] cryptokeeper : time to close my long [2017-02-25 14:57:50] cryptokeeper : nice dip buy there [2017-02-25 14:58:21] Ahhere : cryptokeeper: weak hands like tru.mp [2017-02-25 15:00:25] tb : if i set my risk limit to 400 btc and i only hold a position of < 200 btc is my mm 1.5% or 0.5%? [2017-02-25 15:00:50] wurstgelee : japan about to pearl harbor some bulls [2017-02-25 15:01:13] Nutella : hi [2017-02-25 15:01:36] Nutella : bulls hanging by thread [2017-02-25 15:02:09] Nutella : /price [2017-02-25 15:02:25] Nutella : wow lag [2017-02-25 15:02:30] Nutella : /price [2017-02-25 15:02:43] Nutella : shome me price stupid bot [2017-02-25 15:02:56] laisee : /lag:off [2017-02-25 15:03:16] Nutella : /lag on [2017-02-25 15:03:21] Nutella : /ban laisee [2017-02-25 15:03:38] laisee : /hey!! [2017-02-25 15:03:56] Nutella : /price [2017-02-25 15:04:06] Ahhere : I'm a bull and i am scared [2017-02-25 15:04:13] Nutella : u should be [2017-02-25 15:04:15] -_- : dip buyers are waking up [2017-02-25 15:04:18] Ahhere : please don't taze me bears [2017-02-25 15:04:19] j8 : /unban Nutella [2017-02-25 15:04:28] -_- : people are just market dumping but not adding any sell walls [2017-02-25 15:04:28] laisee : Bitcoin will die tonight [2017-02-25 15:04:32] -_- : price will easily bounce back up soon [2017-02-25 15:04:34] Holy_Gospel : Jesus has truly blessed me [2017-02-25 15:04:34] Tetsuo : Damn , i got auto ADléd @1156,77. well i guess life could be worse :-) [2017-02-25 15:04:48] j8 : the A is for Auto [2017-02-25 15:05:02] Ahhere : I so scared I am going to make a pizza right now [2017-02-25 15:05:09] Tetsuo : yes [2017-02-25 15:05:26] rapidtrades : Tetsuo: that's crazy [2017-02-25 15:05:33] rapidtrades : on march? [2017-02-25 15:05:34] Holy_Gospel : I love Jesus [2017-02-25 15:05:41] JT : knees weak, palms sweaty, mom's spaghetti [2017-02-25 15:05:54] Ahhere : i will hug this pizza because no other choice at a time like this [2017-02-25 15:06:08] Holy_Gospel : I will smoke some drugs [2017-02-25 15:06:14] Ahhere : God help us all @Holy_Gospel [2017-02-25 15:06:16] Tetsuo : rapidtrades: oh nvm, it was an old e-mail from friday. "This deleverage was profitable for you: the exit price was 108.25 lower than your entry. " [2017-02-25 15:06:33] rapidtrades : wow ur dumb [2017-02-25 15:06:38] Tetsuo : yep [2017-02-25 15:06:41] Ahhere : Holy_Gospel: u remind me of someone [2017-02-25 15:06:50] Holy_Gospel : Yeah hmm who could that be... [2017-02-25 15:06:58] Sultan Pepper : I had a dream last night that all you guys decided to bring the price to zero without telling me. Then it shot way up into the thousands, but all my bitcoin including cold storage was gone.... F uck you guys.... ;) [2017-02-25 15:06:59] rapidtrades : Tetsuo: that was on swap? [2017-02-25 15:07:01] Tetsuo : "average entry price of 1265.02. " doesn´t sound so dumb at least17 [2017-02-25 15:07:06] Tetsuo : H17 [2017-02-25 15:07:12] rapidtrades : wow [2017-02-25 15:07:21] CutTheLosses : week-end dump; target 930 [2017-02-25 15:07:27] rapidtrades : this 100/1 leverage is just retarded [2017-02-25 15:07:38] rapidtrades : rewards the morans going long [2017-02-25 15:07:39] Ahhere : Holy_Gospel: a real douche nozzle I'm glad he's gone that guy [2017-02-25 15:07:50] arbitrage101 : buy da dip [2017-02-25 15:08:02] arbitrage101 : 1 bitcorn = 1 lambo [2017-02-25 15:08:08] -_- : buying dip so scary [2017-02-25 15:08:11] InvalidUser : cryptokeeper: you sold at the perfect time [2017-02-25 15:08:11] -_- : i wait for 1100 [2017-02-25 15:08:17] rapidtrades : Tetsuo: we should find another site to short [2017-02-25 15:08:21] arbitrage101 : i wait for 1000000000 [2017-02-25 15:08:26] cryptokeeper : InvalidUser: yup..... sold and longed the dip [2017-02-25 15:08:27] cryptokeeper : and closed out [2017-02-25 15:08:29] cryptokeeper : SNIPER [2017-02-25 15:08:33] cryptokeeper : +100pts [2017-02-25 15:08:33] Tetsuo : rapidtrades: it looks bad, all other sites are way worse [2017-02-25 15:08:50] rapidtrades : im gonna try deribit and report back [2017-02-25 15:09:02] arbitrage101 : do they have liquidity? [2017-02-25 15:09:05] Tetsuo : rapidtrades: Bitstamp will open margin trading in q2/2017. i trust them [2017-02-25 15:09:11] rapidtrades : their options would be perfect but they're very illiquid [2017-02-25 15:09:15] Sultan Pepper : "Weeeee" -Abbey [2017-02-25 15:09:17] Tetsuo : will check em out once they open it [2017-02-25 15:09:21] arbitrage101 : or fair market entry and exit [2017-02-25 15:09:30] rapidtrades : arbitrage101: futures yes, options no [2017-02-25 15:09:40] Tetsuo : ATH! broken [2017-02-25 15:09:47] Tetsuo : downards... [2017-02-25 15:09:52] c.l : bitstamp mark price is weird. very sensitive. [2017-02-25 15:09:55] arbitrage101 : just shaking out weak hand [2017-02-25 15:10:05] arbitrage101 : all coins eventually go to strong hand [2017-02-25 15:10:12] arbitrage101 : then we make price [2017-02-25 15:10:13] Tetsuo : arbitrage101: oh sure [2017-02-25 15:10:18] rapidtrades : ADL is a major improvement here but useless when u allow 100/1 [2017-02-25 15:10:28] Tetsuo : true [2017-02-25 15:10:29] rapidtrades : they just shifted the risk to the winners [2017-02-25 15:10:45] arbitrage101 : they should lower leverage to 50 [2017-02-25 15:10:56] arbitrage101 : so the funding rate is capped higher