This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

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[2017-02-25 12:20:58] bigdickbandit : I'm goin out in like 10 mins
[2017-02-25 12:21:07] ThruTheFloor : bigdickbandit: Should probably close your longs and go short
[2017-02-25 12:21:16] bigdickbandit : nah m8
[2017-02-25 12:21:16] ThruTheFloor : Dont want to miss a drop while you're out
[2017-02-25 12:21:22] bigdickbandit : u trick me one too many time s
[2017-02-25 12:21:27] ThruTheFloor : lol
[2017-02-25 12:21:45] BTCDJS : ThatCEOGuy: are you doing this because you want to become a trader or because you want to win your money back?
[2017-02-25 12:21:51] ThruTheFloor : C'mon just one more time
[2017-02-25 12:21:54] ThruTheFloor : bigdickbandit:
[2017-02-25 12:22:01] bigdickbandit : I've liquidated 6 times today and now my kids can't go to school
[2017-02-25 12:22:11] bigdickbandit : I'm 45 and my wife left me
[2017-02-25 12:22:25] Ahhere : bigdickbandit: home school. Teach them to watch your trades.
[2017-02-25 12:22:28] ThruTheFloor : bigdickbandit: Then you need to make the money back ASAP! Hurry up and short before you lose more!
[2017-02-25 12:22:38] Ahhere : 24/7 kidbots
[2017-02-25 12:22:46] bigdickbandit : OK OK 1000x leverage on my last 10 bucks
[2017-02-25 12:22:54] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: See? Delegation, this man knows what he's doing
[2017-02-25 12:22:54] bigdickbandit : hopefully 880!!!
[2017-02-25 12:23:04] ThruTheFloor : bigdickbandit: There you go buddy, gl.
[2017-02-25 12:23:06] bigdickbandit : My kids are Chinese too
[2017-02-25 12:23:10] bigdickbandit : Even better
[2017-02-25 12:23:21] ThatCEOGuy : BTCDJS: Why not both?
[2017-02-25 12:23:45] ThruTheFloor : bigdickbandit: Basically walking calculators
[2017-02-25 12:23:52] Ahhere : I heard if u making money u a trader so both possible @ThatCEOGuy
[2017-02-25 12:23:56] BTCDJS : ThatCEOGuy: because you will lose that grand
[2017-02-25 12:24:42] Ahhere : Hands up degenerate gamblers.
[2017-02-25 12:24:48] Ahhere : ^
[2017-02-25 12:24:51] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: Aye
[2017-02-25 12:25:01] bigdickbandit : :handup:
[2017-02-25 12:25:29] Ahhere : That makes 975 traders left nice.
[2017-02-25 12:25:53] ThatCEOGuy : BTCDJS: How do I, like, not lose it?
[2017-02-25 12:26:42] Ahhere : Buy the actual dip at only 10x if you ask me @ThatCEOGuy
[2017-02-25 12:26:52] wurstgelee : ThatCEOGuy: use testnet bitmex and learn
[2017-02-25 12:27:08] wurstgelee : bitcoin will still be here in a few weeks/months
[2017-02-25 12:27:09] wurstgelee : :)
[2017-02-25 12:27:49] Ahhere : wurstgelee: no degenerate gamblers got time for that.
[2017-02-25 12:28:12] Apocalyptic : ^
[2017-02-25 12:28:14] wurstgelee : bullshit
[2017-02-25 12:28:24] wurstgelee : always enough time for trollboxing.
[2017-02-25 12:28:26] Apocalyptic : they want monies and they want them now!
[2017-02-25 12:28:37] wurstgelee : yesterday!
[2017-02-25 12:29:16] wurstgelee : well, each big move brings in new traders, 90% are gone after a few month.
[2017-02-25 12:29:24] Apocalyptic : wurstgelee: sad
[2017-02-25 12:29:31] wurstgelee : ThatCEOGuy: your decision if u want to have a shot at being one of the 10% ;)
[2017-02-25 12:29:44] ThatCEOGuy : wurstgelee: @Ahhere Can't make money if I keep losing everything. Thanks guys, I'll try testnet for a few weeks first.
[2017-02-25 12:29:54] wurstgelee : ThatCEOGuy: exactly
[2017-02-25 12:29:58] bigdickbandit : Don't go in with so much :O
[2017-02-25 12:30:08] bigdickbandit : I'm legit playing with like 200 AUD
[2017-02-25 12:30:08] Apocalyptic : wurstgelee: do you know what's the user count record here ?
[2017-02-25 12:30:13] wurstgelee : also learn some ta, read some background info, learn from twitter guys etc...
[2017-02-25 12:30:21] BTCDJS : ThatCEOGuy: then you will put another grand in and hope you make some back again. And most likely lose that too. If you're not bothered about the money and you're looking to waist it cos you can. Then go ahead. Have fun. It takes a lot of time to learn how not to lose. On this platform we are buying and selling contracts to each other. Listen to the most coherent voice in the chat box. It's in other people's interest that you take part. You are against all of us. And we are against you. If you buy you're part of the buy club. If you sell you're part of the sell club. The buyers want you to join their team and vice versa. But nobody cares if you win or lose.
[2017-02-25 12:30:30] wurstgelee : Apocalyptic: bots 480, users 969 atm?
[2017-02-25 12:30:34] wurstgelee : or totl registered users?
[2017-02-25 12:30:38] wurstgelee : *a
[2017-02-25 12:31:07] Apocalyptic : like active users
[2017-02-25 12:31:46] wurstgelee : BTCDJS: basically correct but idgaf about buyers or sellers club. idc what any of u does. ;)
[2017-02-25 12:32:00] wurstgelee : trollboxing is decoupled from trading for me
[2017-02-25 12:32:01] Apocalyptic : I see there's around 960 now, I was asking about ATH :)
[2017-02-25 12:32:10] wurstgelee : Apocalyptic: oh, noe clue
[2017-02-25 12:32:17] wurstgelee : sam can surely tell u
[2017-02-25 12:32:18] wurstgelee : ;)
[2017-02-25 12:32:18] Apocalyptic : alright
[2017-02-25 12:32:50] wurstgelee : Apocalyptic: i would assume it happened after zec launch before polo traded it
[2017-02-25 12:32:51] wurstgelee : ;)
[2017-02-25 12:33:07] BTCDJS : wurstgelee: that's cos you're smart and not a noob. But noobs constantly want someone to hold their hand
[2017-02-25 12:33:13] wurstgelee : *for most users online
[2017-02-25 12:33:17] Apocalyptic : wurstgelee: oh that crazy week
[2017-02-25 12:33:23] wurstgelee : Apocalyptic: yep :)
[2017-02-25 12:34:22] wurstgelee : BTCDJS: i never got that. why would u assume some nick in the internet would help you get rich? people dont give away heaps of money irl, why would they do so in the internet?
[2017-02-25 12:34:49] wurstgelee : i dont question the good intentions of some here in the trollbox
[2017-02-25 12:34:51] BTCDJS : Exactly
[2017-02-25 12:34:56] wurstgelee : still...u got to do it urself
[2017-02-25 12:35:05] BTCDJS : ^^
[2017-02-25 12:36:11] wurstgelee : you wouldnt try to fly a plane assuming it is sufficent to get commands via radio about what to do and when
[2017-02-25 12:36:16] BTCDJS : ThatCEOGuy: FYI only a handful of people here know what they are doing. The majority are noobs all here to lose.
[2017-02-25 12:36:16] wurstgelee : so why assume this for trading?
[2017-02-25 12:36:19] wurstgelee : :)
[2017-02-25 12:37:14] Ugly_Old_Goat : BTCDJS: amen
[2017-02-25 12:37:32] wurstgelee : BTCDJS: maybe a few more than a hanndful, but the majority loses and gets rekt ofc
[2017-02-25 12:37:37] wurstgelee : never been different in crypto
[2017-02-25 12:37:38] wurstgelee : ;)
[2017-02-25 12:37:41] BTCDJS : ThatCEOGuy: and the ones who know what they are doing, hardly speak. And they never really speculate out loud on the price movements
[2017-02-25 12:37:43] wurstgelee : or trading in general
[2017-02-25 12:38:01] wurstgelee : BTCDJS: sometimes they drop a short hint
[2017-02-25 12:38:05] wurstgelee : but not often :)
[2017-02-25 12:40:12] laisee : something like 98% of fx traders using margin lose all their money within a few months ...
[2017-02-25 12:40:28] BTCDJS : ThatCEOGuy: I recommend investing rather than trading. It takes patience and you wait longer. But it can pay off if you pick the right stuff after doing your homework
[2017-02-25 12:40:29] ThatCEOGuy : BTCDJS: True, so probably best to just close the trollbox while trading.
[2017-02-25 12:41:35] BTCDJS : ThatCEOGuy: if you choose to continue trading then start on testnet or small amounts. But trading is hard
[2017-02-25 12:42:10] BTCDJS : ThatCEOGuy: see laisee post ^^^
[2017-02-25 12:42:36] ThatCEOGuy : BTCDJS: Yeah, I just signed up for tesnet. Investing sounds better but I came here looking for quick gains and now I'm in the mindset of making my money back. Dangerous but...
[2017-02-25 12:43:16] BTCDJS : ThatCEOGuy: nah mate. Write that money off. Accept the loss.
[2017-02-25 12:43:40] BTCDJS : It's a slippery slope
[2017-02-25 12:43:43] Ahhere : ThatCEOGuy: how much did u lose
[2017-02-25 12:43:51] BTCDJS : 10k
[2017-02-25 12:44:26] Ahhere : Making 1k become 10 is no mean feat and 99% chance of making rather 1k become 0k
[2017-02-25 12:44:30] Ahhere : Zero k
[2017-02-25 12:44:45] wurstgelee : ThatCEOGuy: dont, really dont, revenge trade
[2017-02-25 12:44:46] wurstgelee : ever
[2017-02-25 12:45:07] wurstgelee : recipe for rekt
[2017-02-25 12:45:42] ThatCEOGuy : Is it at least possible, like if I'm more careful and I don't obsess over it? Could you at least give me that?
[2017-02-25 12:45:59] bigdickbandit : Ofc it's possible
[2017-02-25 12:46:03] wurstgelee : ThatCEOGuy: would u know what u are doing - and why - if u enter a position now?
[2017-02-25 12:46:04] bigdickbandit : If you trade small and smart
[2017-02-25 12:46:27] wurstgelee : ThatCEOGuy: same answer applies to your question
[2017-02-25 12:46:28] wurstgelee : :)
[2017-02-25 12:46:31] Ahhere : Testnet trading is much easier because no emotions. 1k is hard because you care about 1k. Emotions don't work well u do stupid chimpanzee trades. ESP. Revenge
[2017-02-25 12:47:56] ThatCEOGuy : wurstgelee: I was think a few weeks/months on testnet + plus and idk some instructional video might give me a better start than last time
[2017-02-25 12:48:19] wurstgelee : ThatCEOGuy: i wouldnt try to stop you with force tho. after all you are the type that gets sperated from his money easily, as of now. which isnt a bad thing for others. no offense :)
[2017-02-25 12:48:27] wurstgelee : *e
[2017-02-25 12:48:37] BTCDJS : ThatCEOGuy: you are not the first person and you won't be the last that I have come across who did what you did and kept going. They got really ill and depressed and some were even suicidal. And if you get to that point, nobody has sympathy. They just say; Well you shouldn't have put in what you weren't prepared to lose. Or it was your choice. Nobody will care. cos you're a big boy. You make your own descisions
[2017-02-25 12:49:08] wurstgelee : yes, crypto community isnt exactly known for their empathy
[2017-02-25 12:49:12] wurstgelee : ;)
[2017-02-25 12:49:22] wurstgelee : *its
[2017-02-25 12:49:28] Apocalyptic : wurstgelee: was about to say you're really altruistic giving all these sound advice
[2017-02-25 12:49:31] lugo : watching charts and no play makes Jack a dull boy
[2017-02-25 12:49:38] wotan : just use as much as your willing to loose with every invest and all good
[2017-02-25 12:50:07] wotan : also diversify your portfolio always
[2017-02-25 12:50:11] wurstgelee : Apocalyptic: there are more than enough fish in the barrel, one more or less doesnt matter much ;)
[2017-02-25 12:50:31] Apocalyptic : wurstgelee: many more than one reading this chat
[2017-02-25 12:50:37] Apocalyptic : :)
[2017-02-25 12:50:42] Ahhere : Anybody else have tingly nipples right now?
[2017-02-25 12:51:03] ThatCEOGuy : It's less about the loss, I accepted it was possible (just didnt think it would happen so fast) it's more frustrating i think that I dont really know what I'm doing
[2017-02-25 12:51:07] wurstgelee : hehe, maybe. i dont see the barrel emptying soon tho. all fine :)
[2017-02-25 12:51:13] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: Yo
[2017-02-25 12:51:17] Ahhere : My nipples rarely let me down move up incoming.
[2017-02-25 12:51:22] wotan : up or down from here for btc thats the question
[2017-02-25 12:52:17] InvalidUser : Get your contracts while there cheep boys
[2017-02-25 12:52:23] Ahhere : The day my nipples get the markets wrong I will have them amputated.
[2017-02-25 12:52:39] BTCDJS : ThatCEOGuy: if you know you don't know what you are doing, why put a grand on it?
[2017-02-25 12:52:50] BarefootFlash : ThatCEOGuy: If you wanna figure it out a little better, only start out with $10-$20 trades. Then if you mess up, it's not a big deal. Keep doing that until you get a better feel for it
[2017-02-25 12:52:50] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: I got my rusty butter knife ready when you are
[2017-02-25 12:53:03] Apocalyptic : laisee: long time no seem, how is it going ?
[2017-02-25 12:53:39] laisee : Apocalyptic: all good. been busy so not here too much.
[2017-02-25 12:55:01] Ahhere : InvalidUser: love you're spelling and grammar our u an English teacher?
[2017-02-25 12:55:37] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: that won't be necessary these nipples are smart like Steven Hawking's
[2017-02-25 12:55:50] wotan : lol
[2017-02-25 12:55:58] Ahhere : Like steven hawkings
[2017-02-25 12:56:19] Ahhere : Not his nipples
[2017-02-25 12:57:04] BTCDJS : Ahhere: just admit you want to play with hawking's nipples
[2017-02-25 12:57:09] InvalidUser : Ahhere: No I have a learning divisibility why do you ask?
[2017-02-25 12:57:18] BTCDJS : strange fettish
[2017-02-25 12:57:44] InvalidUser : disability
[2017-02-25 12:57:59] ThatCEOGuy : BTCDJS: Don't know. For now I'm just watching, waiting, and planning, I guess.
[2017-02-25 12:58:14] BTCDJS : K
[2017-02-25 12:58:37] ThatCEOGuy : BarefootFlash: Probably a good idea, I'll write it down with the rest of the tips I got here and keep it in mind for next time!
[2017-02-25 12:59:14] BarefootFlash : Nice. Yeah, just take it slow.
[2017-02-25 13:00:07] BTCDJS : ThatCEOGuy: FYI if you think you're going to quickly open a position as the price goes up so you don't miss out. You should know that bitcoin loves to catch people out like that. It goes up, then it CRASHES right before your eyes.
[2017-02-25 13:00:18] BTCDJS : Like 69% of the time
[2017-02-25 13:00:23] BTCDJS : 60
[2017-02-25 13:00:37] wurstgelee : BTCDJS: there is a time for precision fomo tho. ;)
[2017-02-25 13:00:39] wurstgelee : now and then
[2017-02-25 13:01:34] Apocalyptic : wurstgelee: ZEC fomo was pretty good
[2017-02-25 13:01:39] Apocalyptic : just not at 10 ;)
[2017-02-25 13:01:41] wurstgelee : yes
[2017-02-25 13:01:43] wurstgelee : :D
[2017-02-25 13:01:44] BTCDJS : wurstgelee: "precision" being the operative word. Still a gamble tho
[2017-02-25 13:01:51] wurstgelee : BTCDJS: agreed
[2017-02-25 13:02:18] wurstgelee : i like gambles like ZEC has been tbh
[2017-02-25 13:02:23] wurstgelee : was great fun
[2017-02-25 13:02:42] wurstgelee : Apocalyptic: thats invisible wall......dont remind me of that
[2017-02-25 13:02:46] wurstgelee : still pissed
[2017-02-25 13:02:51] wurstgelee : did cost me 9 btc or sth
[2017-02-25 13:02:55] laisee : ZEC fomo was the best ... got ADL'ed 4 times ;-)
[2017-02-25 13:03:04] ThatCEOGuy : BTCDJS: I've noticed that a couple times, it's strange. You can't pick a direction during consolidation because it could go either way, once it moves its either a fake or too late.
[2017-02-25 13:03:10] wurstgelee : zec adl was the shit
[2017-02-25 13:03:12] wurstgelee : loved it :)
[2017-02-25 13:03:22] BTCDJS : You can lead a horse to water...
[2017-02-25 13:03:26] wurstgelee : especially when u get adl at a few btc per zec
[2017-02-25 13:03:28] wurstgelee : which happened once
[2017-02-25 13:03:28] ThatCEOGuy : Seems like a buy the dip sell the rally slowly with low leverage is best
[2017-02-25 13:03:28] wurstgelee : :;)
[2017-02-25 13:03:39] laisee : and tweak its nipples ...
[2017-02-25 13:04:43] ThatCEOGuy : But still not sure. afraid I'd start selling during a rally, it goes too high and I just end up buying back in higher. Or I try buying the dip and end up catching a falling knife.
[2017-02-25 13:05:17] wurstgelee : ThatCEOGuy: set buy and sell targets. stick to them no matter what
[2017-02-25 13:05:18] ThatCEOGuy : Or worse get ADL or REKT again...
[2017-02-25 13:05:39] wurstgelee : at least in the beginning. you can start adjusting them later when u startr understanding what you do :)
[2017-02-25 13:07:57] wurstgelee : BBs getting tighter again
[2017-02-25 13:08:00] wurstgelee : sooner or later....
[2017-02-25 13:08:33] ThatCEOGuy : wurstgelee: But like, lets say I have 100,000. I buy 10k contracts BTC, I start selling up and by 1300 I have like 3k left. What if there is no dip during that time? It just keeps going up to 1500 without a correction and I'm just sitting there helpless. Either I constantly move up my buys or I FOMO back in. Am I missing something?
[2017-02-25 13:09:26] donsteep : I think that's it.
[2017-02-25 13:10:25] wurstgelee : ThatCEOGuy: or you could just sit out on a move u missed. also dips always happen.
[2017-02-25 13:10:48] wurstgelee : just dont buy the dip that turns out to be a dump 8)
[2017-02-25 13:11:08] ThatCEOGuy : wurstgelee: How to tell though?
[2017-02-25 13:11:40] wurstgelee : exactly that is what u need to figure out/learn ;)
[2017-02-25 13:12:28] wurstgelee : learn some TA, read some trading guides maynbe, read bitmex references (in case u havent full understood how it works here), follow some guys at twitter
[2017-02-25 13:12:32] wurstgelee : learn at testnet
[2017-02-25 13:12:44] wurstgelee : stuf like that...
[2017-02-25 13:12:53] Ahhere : ThatCEOGuy: missing a move is not the end of the world. What you plan to catch 100% of moves? Even my nipple inidcator doest predict 100% of moves.
[2017-02-25 13:13:36] wurstgelee : ThatCEOGuy: u dont need to catch the first and last percent of a move. if u catch the 60% in the middle, your are gold
[2017-02-25 13:13:43] wurstgelee : *-r
[2017-02-25 13:13:49] InvalidUser : Can I be logged on here with my phone and PC at the same time?
[2017-02-25 13:13:55] wurstgelee : InvalidUser: yes
[2017-02-25 13:14:13] Ahhere : InvalidUser: give me password I check 4 u
[2017-02-25 13:14:19] wurstgelee : haha
[2017-02-25 13:14:36] InvalidUser : It's your mom does my dishes TY
[2017-02-25 13:15:01] ThatCEOGuy : Ahhere: @wurstgelee :) Thanks guys.
[2017-02-25 13:15:16] wurstgelee : yw
[2017-02-25 13:15:42] InvalidUser : What's the Clef BS that comes up on my phone?
[2017-02-25 13:15:58] InvalidUser : NM i got it
[2017-02-25 13:18:32] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 2000 @ 1199.42
[2017-02-25 13:18:53] InvalidUser : I was wondering when my friend REKT would show up
[2017-02-25 13:19:04] ThruTheFloor : WHAT THE HELL I THOUGHT WE WERE PUMPINH
[2017-02-25 13:19:10] ThruTheFloor : Ugly! Where are you!
[2017-02-25 13:19:16] ThruTheFloor : I demand and explaination!
[2017-02-25 13:19:19] InvalidUser : Its just a small dip
[2017-02-25 13:19:29] ThruTheFloor : InvalidUser: Lies!
[2017-02-25 13:19:33] wotan : small dips good on the way up
[2017-02-25 13:20:03] ThruTheFloor : 300x short, you jews cant fool me anymore!
[2017-02-25 13:20:11] wotan : lol
[2017-02-25 13:20:18] Ahhere : wotan: racist
[2017-02-25 13:20:22] -_- : boring
[2017-02-25 13:20:26] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 80 @ 1176.59
[2017-02-25 13:20:33] ThruTheFloor : -_-: So you still out then?
[2017-02-25 13:20:38] -_- : yeah
[2017-02-25 13:20:40] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: racist sorry @wotan
[2017-02-25 13:20:44] BTCDJS : Ahhere: Jewish is a religion not a race
[2017-02-25 13:20:46] -_- : i took like a 12 hour break after staying awake for 24 hours
[2017-02-25 13:20:55] ThruTheFloor : BTCDJS: Isnt it both?
[2017-02-25 13:20:58] Ahhere : BTCDJS: that's a racist opinion
[2017-02-25 13:21:07] -_- : glad i missed nothing
[2017-02-25 13:21:10] InvalidUser : ThruTheFloor: Yes but I lie consistently
[2017-02-25 13:21:10] -_- : besides DASH of course
[2017-02-25 13:21:20] ThruTheFloor : -_-: Those twelve hour power naps are always awesome
[2017-02-25 13:21:34] wotan : Ahhere: all good but i dnt like people putting their racist argument out too fast so mostly they are the racist
[2017-02-25 13:21:49] -_- : and eth going up
[2017-02-25 13:22:04] Ahhere : wotan: I was mistaken turns out you are also racist.
[2017-02-25 13:22:20] Ahhere : For calling me racist.
[2017-02-25 13:22:39] ThruTheFloor : You are all racist, now gag on my itchy black dick
[2017-02-25 13:22:59] wotan : Ahhere: well you are but you dont know it thats the secret
[2017-02-25 13:23:38] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: perfectly inclusive comment until you implied all black cocks are itchy. RACIST
[2017-02-25 13:23:55] wotan : Ahhere: you cut peoples in free speech thats facism and racism
[2017-02-25 13:23:58] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: Nah man. That's just the herpatitis
[2017-02-25 13:24:46] wotan : Ahhere: the new facism wont say its the facism it will say its the anti facism
[2017-02-25 13:24:55] Ahhere : I think you have derpes @ThruTheFloor
[2017-02-25 13:25:02] BTCDJS : Did anybody bother to tell guy that even banks are shit at trading derivatives
[2017-02-25 13:25:26] BTCDJS : And that most of their debt is from trading it
[2017-02-25 13:25:44] BTCDJS : And we are bailing them out because of it
[2017-02-25 13:26:37] wotan : BTCDJS: if derivate bubble burst then pray to god that bad time will go over fast
[2017-02-25 13:26:59] Ahhere : BTCDJS: don't worry bitmex too big to fail we will be bailed out too.
[2017-02-25 13:27:22] ThruTheFloor : Where's my bailout?
[2017-02-25 13:27:29] ThruTheFloor : I demand a stimulus for my package!
[2017-02-25 13:27:41] Ahhere : Just post private keys in trollbox for bailout @ThruTheFloor
[2017-02-25 13:27:54] Ahhere : Very stimulating.
[2017-02-25 13:27:58] Sultan Pepper : *Hello everybody! It's time to make a buck! Thank you for your btc, where is that little fu ck?!*
[2017-02-25 13:28:05] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: Finally some goddam service, one moment please.
[2017-02-25 13:29:06] Sultan Pepper : How many trades must a man make?
[2017-02-25 13:29:13] Sultan Pepper : 42?
[2017-02-25 13:29:28] BTCDJS : Before you can call him a man?
[2017-02-25 13:29:34] fulrik : ETH is on the move.
[2017-02-25 13:29:44] BTCDJS : Yup
[2017-02-25 13:29:48] InvalidUser : Sultan Pepper: I think that is a Neil Young song
[2017-02-25 13:29:53] BTCDJS : im gonna be rich
[2017-02-25 13:30:03] fulrik : BTCDJS: on eth? Entry?
[2017-02-25 13:30:16] Ahhere : Sultan Pepper: fan of Bob Dogen
[2017-02-25 13:30:23] Sultan Pepper : InvalidUser: its a bob dylan song, but i was referencing hitchhikers guide
[2017-02-25 13:30:26] BTCDJS : cant remember. Was a while ago
[2017-02-25 13:31:26] InvalidUser : Sultan Pepper: O I was close at least
[2017-02-25 13:31:32] Ahhere : We ETH billionaires bro? @BTCDJS *tear rolls down cheek*
[2017-02-25 13:31:33] Sultan Pepper : Haha
[2017-02-25 13:32:51] Apocalyptic : anyone from support here ?
[2017-02-25 13:33:11] BTCDJS : Soon™
[2017-02-25 13:33:32] Sultan Pepper : Apocalyptic: I can be your moral support, if that's what you need?
[2017-02-25 13:33:44] Apocalyptic : Sultan Pepper: morally I'm good, thanks
[2017-02-25 13:33:57] Ahhere : 14 dollars ETH ATH gonna get raped soon alright
[2017-02-25 13:34:01] Sultan Pepper : Apocalyptic: You're doing great. Really. Don't beat yourself up over this
[2017-02-25 13:34:07] wurstgelee : lol
[2017-02-25 13:34:33] Sultan Pepper : Apocalyptic: Just ignore all the bames people call you when you're not here. They're mean
[2017-02-25 13:34:39] Apocalyptic : Sultan Pepper:have you played with the API ?
[2017-02-25 13:34:39] Sultan Pepper : names*
[2017-02-25 13:34:46] Apocalyptic : maybe you can be of use
[2017-02-25 13:34:57] Sultan Pepper : Apocalyptic: Nah, but i can write a poem
[2017-02-25 13:35:00] fulrik : Ahhere: I say ETH 100 dollars before we call the year 2018. Wanna take the bet?
[2017-02-25 13:35:19] wotan : fulrik: that would be massive
[2017-02-25 13:37:01] REKT : Have a bowl of chop-chop suey!
[2017-02-25 13:37:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 37 @ 1174.54
[2017-02-25 13:37:08] inconspic : dump incoming btc
[2017-02-25 13:37:09] Ahhere : fulrik: it's easier to just bet on here. I would not be shocked at all at that it should be at least 1/20th btc price
[2017-02-25 13:37:20] ThruTheFloor : Ah shit, here we go.
[2017-02-25 13:38:01] ThruTheFloor : Fuck yea
[2017-02-25 13:38:11] ThruTheFloor : ITS HAPPENING
[2017-02-25 13:38:36] -_- : stamp dump
[2017-02-25 13:38:42] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 10000 @ 1171.91
[2017-02-25 13:38:47] BTCDJS : Bitcoin is dead
[2017-02-25 13:38:58] Tetsuo : what a scam
[2017-02-25 13:39:00] BTCDJS : long live ethereum
[2017-02-25 13:39:04] Ahhere : BTCDJS: sad rly
[2017-02-25 13:39:10] Apocalyptic : dump it like it's hot boys
[2017-02-25 13:39:18] BTCDJS : Ahhere: nah not really
[2017-02-25 13:39:34] ThruTheFloor : InvalidUser: How's that long doing?
[2017-02-25 13:40:02] Ahhere : Nostalgia factor. Bitcoin had its day. Never forget. @BTCDJS
[2017-02-25 13:40:10] BTCDJS : Should I sell my xmr for ETH?
[2017-02-25 13:40:19] InvalidUser : ThruTheFloor: Fine, I am not worried about it. I have lots of room to let it go down
[2017-02-25 13:40:24] ThruTheFloor : We are going sub 1000 and THIS TIME we are staying down
[2017-02-25 13:40:25] BTCDJS : I'm tempted
[2017-02-25 13:40:39] ThruTheFloor : InvalidUser: How far? Can you handle 880?
[2017-02-25 13:40:49] JT : Price drops 5-10 and everyone's convinced it's going to 800. Funny stuff here...
[2017-02-25 13:40:50] InvalidUser : ThruTheFloor: 900
[2017-02-25 13:40:56] ThruTheFloor : RIP
[2017-02-25 13:41:00] Ahhere : BTCDJS: now lol xmr not going much lower in my opinion don't need much xmr it's 4x scarcer than eth
[2017-02-25 13:41:13] ThruTheFloor : JT: Everyone? Pretty sure its just me so far
[2017-02-25 13:41:21] wotan : ThruTheFloor: good luck with that short its risky imo
[2017-02-25 13:41:22] BTCDJS : Ahhere: maybe you're right
[2017-02-25 13:41:28] InvalidUser : I might fund my account a bit more to get it down to 800
[2017-02-25 13:41:38] ThruTheFloor : wotan: 300x leverage is never risky
[2017-02-25 13:41:42] JT : ThruTheFloor: Well you sure like to speak for everyone
[2017-02-25 13:41:57] JT : :)
[2017-02-25 13:42:06] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 100000 @ 1171.50 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished:
[2017-02-25 13:42:08] ThruTheFloor : JT: I just love rubbing my smelly cock in everyone's faces
[2017-02-25 13:42:12] JT : lmao
[2017-02-25 13:42:12] Ahhere : BTCDJS: I longed the dip on xmr yesterday poloniex
[2017-02-25 13:42:21] wotan : ThruTheFloor: so free money you should invent money perpetuum mobile
[2017-02-25 13:42:21] InvalidUser : wow
[2017-02-25 13:42:21] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: tell us more I'm eating
[2017-02-25 13:42:22] ThruTheFloor : Oh snap, epic rekt
[2017-02-25 13:42:37] BTCDJS : Ahhere: wasn't much of a dip but good job
[2017-02-25 13:42:46] InvalidUser : Yup I am funding my account
[2017-02-25 13:42:54] InvalidUser : Fuk that shit
[2017-02-25 13:42:55] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: I think it's got a fungus or soemthing, theres some green that didnt come off last time i showered
[2017-02-25 13:42:56] JT : tbh... longs getting rekt deserve it... opening positions here with so much leverage
[2017-02-25 13:43:01] Ahhere : My trades on polo last weeks @BTCDJS
[2017-02-25 13:43:16] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: use a nailclippers
[2017-02-25 13:43:25] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: ...on my cock?
[2017-02-25 13:43:36] Ahhere : Yeah what are u a pussy?
[2017-02-25 13:43:43] Ahhere : Pusssy
[2017-02-25 13:44:04] Cryptonary : stamp
[2017-02-25 13:44:08] Cryptonary : /sentiment
[2017-02-25 13:44:11] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 75.46 / 24.54 Daily : 51.75 / 48.25 Weekly : 47.27 / 52.73 Monthly : 47.68 / 52.32```
[2017-02-25 13:44:11] ThruTheFloor : I'd do an improvised circumcision later, right now there are people who need my cock in their cereal
[2017-02-25 13:44:18] Ahhere : Grows back eventually @ThruTheFloor
[2017-02-25 13:44:28] BTCDJS : ThruTheFloor: you grow nails on your dick? Are you sure it's not your finger?
[2017-02-25 13:44:44] ThruTheFloor : BTCDJS: There... was a surgery...
[2017-02-25 13:44:52] Ahhere : Lol
[2017-02-25 13:44:52] wotan : ThruTheFloor: gay?
[2017-02-25 13:45:06] ThruTheFloor : wotan: No, just fabulous.
[2017-02-25 13:45:17] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 1 @ 1168.32 :punch: :whale:
[2017-02-25 13:45:29] BTCDJS : /price
[2017-02-25 13:45:33] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1163.84 (-1.38%) Bitfinex : 1172.30 (-0.80%) The Woodchipper : 1170.84 (-0.61%) itBit : 1172.85 (-0.62%) Kraken : 1173.97 (-0.48%) GDAX : 1178.51 (-0.61%) ```
[2017-02-25 13:45:35] Ahhere : Who is getting rekt 2 dollars down lol
[2017-02-25 13:45:42] CryptoMill : /sentiment
[2017-02-25 13:45:44] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 75.46 / 24.54 Daily : 51.71 / 48.29 Weekly : 47.27 / 52.73 Monthly : 47.68 / 52.32```
[2017-02-25 13:45:57] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: 100x leverage r-tards
[2017-02-25 13:46:08] BTCDJS : Okcoin price is good
[2017-02-25 13:46:11] ThruTheFloor : Good think I picked the right side
[2017-02-25 13:46:49] wotan : ThruTheFloor: sell short fast and go long thank me later:)
[2017-02-25 13:47:17] ThruTheFloor : wotan: Done and done 50x long! YOLO
[2017-02-25 13:47:28] wotan : :)))
[2017-02-25 13:48:44] Ahhere : BTCDJS: what the hell is woodchipper doing up with the other exchanges prices
[2017-02-25 13:49:00] Ahhere : What a time to b a long
[2017-02-25 13:49:16] ThruTheFloor : Yeah someone needs to tell the Chinese that they arent people, the belong on the floor
[2017-02-25 13:49:30] Ahhere : *Not sure if racist *
[2017-02-25 13:49:56] ThruTheFloor : After I make my first million, first purchase is going to be a nice Chinese slave
[2017-02-25 13:50:03] InvalidUser : all my price alarms are going off
[2017-02-25 13:51:13] .. : there we go
[2017-02-25 13:51:23] wotan : ThruTheFloor: maybe you should clone yourself and be your own slave
[2017-02-25 13:51:35] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 2250 @ 1186.68
[2017-02-25 13:51:49] ThruTheFloor : wotan: Brilliant!
[2017-02-25 13:51:50] wurstgelee : ThruTheFloor: dont forget to thank wotan ;)
[2017-02-25 13:51:54] wurstgelee : ah k
[2017-02-25 13:51:55] wurstgelee : hehe
[2017-02-25 13:51:58] InvalidUser : The dip is almost over
[2017-02-25 13:52:08] ThruTheFloor : InvalidUser: You wish brah
[2017-02-25 13:52:17] wotan : wurstgelee: if it goes wrong im too big too fail:)
[2017-02-25 13:52:18] InvalidUser : Someone's short
[2017-02-25 13:52:27] wurstgelee : wotan: hahaha
[2017-02-25 13:52:34] ThruTheFloor : I'm tall actually, thanks for asking
[2017-02-25 13:52:43] Tetsuo : InvalidUser: slow and painful downards spiral at the beginning after that it gets faster
[2017-02-25 13:52:43] InvalidUser : lol
[2017-02-25 13:52:59] InvalidUser : Nooo!!! this is the end of Bitcoin
[2017-02-25 13:53:04] InvalidUser : Short all the things
[2017-02-25 13:53:26] ThruTheFloor : Sell your mom! Sell your car! Sell your porn! THIS IS THE END
[2017-02-25 13:53:42] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: @wotan your clone slave could make u their slave. Steal it friends @wurstgelee
[2017-02-25 13:53:44] ThruTheFloor : This time Bitcoin is never going above $1000 again.
[2017-02-25 13:53:49] Cryptonary : /wall
[2017-02-25 13:53:50] trollbot : ``` BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1167.49 =>[817 Ƀ](-37.73%)<= 1198.00 Bids: 1134.00 =>[906 Ƀ](43.35%)<= 1164.20```
[2017-02-25 13:53:50] trollbot : ``` BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1170.2 =>[966 Ƀ](-18.76%)<= 1200.3 Bids: 1140.1 =>[1394 Ƀ](50.05%)<= 1170.1```
[2017-02-25 13:53:54] Ahhere : Steal ur friends.
[2017-02-25 13:54:28] ThruTheFloor : Does it matter if the clone becomes the master, one of us has to be the slave anyway
[2017-02-25 13:55:10] wotan : Ahhere: well im not much into slavery fetish i prefer a connection on same free level
[2017-02-25 13:55:38] InvalidUser : **Attention:** The dip will be over in 5 min
[2017-02-25 13:55:48] ThruTheFloor : Possible to change gender of a clone? I'd love to be my own sex slave
[2017-02-25 13:56:19] wotan : ThruTheFloor: hahaha duddein is working now out the slave idea alot:))
[2017-02-25 13:56:24] ThruTheFloor : InvalidUser: See you at 880, buddy
[2017-02-25 13:56:27] wotan : your brain
[2017-02-25 13:56:41] InvalidUser : ThruTheFloor: With Bitcoin you can buy one from Russia. Just ask Donny Tiny Hands
[2017-02-25 13:56:54] InvalidUser : ThruTheFloor: RGR
[2017-02-25 13:57:09] ThruTheFloor : RGR?
[2017-02-25 13:57:16] InvalidUser : Roger
[2017-02-25 13:57:20] ThruTheFloor : ?
[2017-02-25 13:57:33] InvalidUser : I was agreeing with you
[2017-02-25 13:57:38] ThruTheFloor : ?
[2017-02-25 13:57:42] InvalidUser : Its army talk
[2017-02-25 13:57:44] ThruTheFloor : ?
[2017-02-25 13:58:30] InvalidUser : ¿
[2017-02-25 13:58:32] docvcdc : which one of these btc options is closes to a traditional spot option
[2017-02-25 14:00:20] ThruTheFloor : We're going back up! DUMPS OVER EVERYONE, 100x yolo long
[2017-02-25 14:00:21] ThruTheFloor : To the moon!!! ┗(°0°)┛
[2017-02-25 14:00:29] ThruTheFloor : docvcdc: Perpetual swap
[2017-02-25 14:01:02] InvalidUser : FFS you guys I just traded all my longs for shorts.. What should I do trollbox
[2017-02-25 14:01:06] InvalidUser : (:
[2017-02-25 14:01:31] REKT : Liquidated short on `XMR7D`: buy 5 @ 0.010451
[2017-02-25 14:01:33] ThruTheFloor : InvalidUser: Go long again. I only like $300 everytime i flip flop
[2017-02-25 14:01:52] ThruTheFloor : lose*
[2017-02-25 14:02:21] ThruTheFloor : I can do this alway
[2017-02-25 14:02:24] ThruTheFloor : all week*
[2017-02-25 14:02:33] ThruTheFloor : But after that I'ma be broke
[2017-02-25 14:02:58] InvalidUser : I am long for the long haul.. I just have to babysit if for a bit as it is a new trade
[2017-02-25 14:03:50] Ahhere : InvalidUser: were u short for the short haul?
[2017-02-25 14:04:16] Ahhere : long flipflops
[2017-02-25 14:04:50] InvalidUser : No I won't short until the big crash then I will ride it all the way down
[2017-02-25 14:05:04] paper : just nibbled in mid-upper 1160's :)
[2017-02-25 14:05:09] Ahhere : So the % roe leaderboard is that from a single trade?
[2017-02-25 14:05:15] ThruTheFloor : InvalidUser: Because you are psychic and can predict it?
[2017-02-25 14:05:25] ThruTheFloor : InvalidUser: Did you short the dump on thursday too?
[2017-02-25 14:05:50] InvalidUser : What has 2 thumbs and likes to profit from longs
[2017-02-25 14:06:00] InvalidUser : ThruTheFloor: No I got my ass handed to me
[2017-02-25 14:06:10] ThruTheFloor : Exactly
[2017-02-25 14:06:22] donkey : Ahhere: i'd like to know that
[2017-02-25 14:06:58] InvalidUser : I am pretty good at predicting the price but a bunch of bots causing a flash crash is hard to factor in.. although now I have. I learned my lession
[2017-02-25 14:07:00] InvalidUser : lesson
[2017-02-25 14:07:01] paper : wish i got more orders filled in 1160's but whatev. sell 300ish$ or so north
[2017-02-25 14:07:27] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: so is sex with your clone incest or its fine?
[2017-02-25 14:07:53] BTCDJS : Ahhere: dude
[2017-02-25 14:07:53] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: Nope, just masturbation
[2017-02-25 14:07:55] paper : it would be some kind of brain degeneration
[2017-02-25 14:08:04] donkey : InvalidUser: so you pretty good at predicting price unless it goes against you?
[2017-02-25 14:08:08] BTCDJS : thats kinda disgusting
[2017-02-25 14:08:09] Ahhere : Asking for friend
[2017-02-25 14:08:48] InvalidUser : donkey: Why don;t you sit and watch,, take a seat my friend.
[2017-02-25 14:08:50] paper : i think women would be more interested in fucking their clone, generally
[2017-02-25 14:08:57] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: what's the churches take should I just ask my priest?
[2017-02-25 14:08:58] BTCDJS : sex with your clone? *still wrapping my head around it*
[2017-02-25 14:09:04] donkey : InvalidUser: then what?
[2017-02-25 14:09:14] bigdickbandit : Fuck boys
[2017-02-25 14:09:17] bigdickbandit : Where's the pump
[2017-02-25 14:09:33] wurstgelee : bitflyer
[2017-02-25 14:09:34] InvalidUser : What ever the fuk you want. I am not the boss of you
[2017-02-25 14:09:35] wotan : BTCDJS: haha i still have that in my head too
[2017-02-25 14:09:36] ThruTheFloor : paper: Thats why I asked if its possible to change clone's gender
[2017-02-25 14:09:55] ThruTheFloor : bigdickbandit: Why didnt you short like I told you?
[2017-02-25 14:10:10] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: sex with your transsexual clone is obviously fine.
[2017-02-25 14:10:18] BTCDJS : wotan: so far the /sentiment is: wouldn't want to do it even if I could
[2017-02-25 14:10:24] paper : ThruTheFloor: but then it wouldn't be your clone anymore, other than the female dna from your ancestors
[2017-02-25 14:10:25] wotan : Ahhere: :))
[2017-02-25 14:10:33] paper : that you would have as a male
[2017-02-25 14:10:42] wotan : BTCDJS: agree with you
[2017-02-25 14:10:52] InvalidUser : donkey: You need to stop asking other for advice and believe in your self. I know it's hard because of that shit with your dad but you need to get over it
[2017-02-25 14:11:07] donkey : InvalidUser: wtf are you talking about?
[2017-02-25 14:11:16] donkey : InvalidUser: did i ask for advice?
[2017-02-25 14:11:19] Ahhere : wotan: people are so closed minded you couldn't brnig your tranny clone on dates etc
[2017-02-25 14:11:23] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: @paper Surely it's possible, just take out the y copy the x and boom throw that egg in some incubator and i got a female clone
[2017-02-25 14:11:34] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: The hell I couldnt
[2017-02-25 14:11:39] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: boom
[2017-02-25 14:11:51] donkey : InvalidUser: you the one who asked for advice..
[2017-02-25 14:11:54] ThruTheFloor : goes the dynamite
[2017-02-25 14:11:56] paper : ThruTheFloor: yeah sure, but it wouldn't be the same as if it was you, mentally speaking
[2017-02-25 14:12:27] ThruTheFloor : paper: Hmm, then make two clones, one male one female, then transplant the brain of the male into the female
[2017-02-25 14:12:31] wotan : Ahhere: agree on that i would try to give my tranny clone good surgery for sure so looks like nearly real women then:)
[2017-02-25 14:12:33] Ahhere : No need for boring getting to know you chat when clone dating. @ThruTheFloor
[2017-02-25 14:12:54] paper : ThruTheFloor: i know a modelesque ukrainian who is a spokesperson for satanism somewhat, and she was talking about fucking your mom for brain degeneration purposes. i don't fully understand but whatev
[2017-02-25 14:13:09] wotan : what if one clone loves the other but the other loves another?
[2017-02-25 14:13:10] ThruTheFloor : paper: Wait, run that by me again?
[2017-02-25 14:13:21] ThruTheFloor : wotan: Rape
[2017-02-25 14:13:24] CryptoMill : /sentiment
[2017-02-25 14:13:26] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 63.02 / 36.98 Daily : 52.77 / 47.23 Weekly : 47.23 / 52.77 Monthly : 47.68 / 52.32```
[2017-02-25 14:13:33] Ahhere : wotan: classic clone love triangle
[2017-02-25 14:13:46] wotan : paper: satanists are really bad people they are much into those things
[2017-02-25 14:13:47] paper : ThruTheFloor: i can't really expand on the idea, other than that it's for some kind of personaly growth of some sort
[2017-02-25 14:14:01] paper : *personal growth
[2017-02-25 14:14:14] Ahhere : paper: satanists aim to shock so prolly just shock speak whatever that is
[2017-02-25 14:14:23] InvalidUser : donkey: when did you start your short?
[2017-02-25 14:14:24] paper : satanists are basically atheists w/ machiavellian tendencies
[2017-02-25 14:14:24] ThruTheFloor : paper: So... has she fukked her mother? Is her mother hot? Do you have pictures?
[2017-02-25 14:14:39] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: STFU DONT RUIN THIS FOR ME
[2017-02-25 14:14:44] paper : ThruTheFloor: her mom must be hot but i dunno
[2017-02-25 14:14:45] donkey : InvalidUser: you could not have been more wrong im not short
[2017-02-25 14:14:53] wotan : paper: yes psychopatic crowley fans
[2017-02-25 14:14:58] donkey : not even in a position..
[2017-02-25 14:14:59] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: she Ukrainian of course they are both hot have u not been there?
[2017-02-25 14:15:04] InvalidUser : Then what the fuk are you bothering me for
[2017-02-25 14:15:16] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: I've never left my basement
[2017-02-25 14:15:22] ThruTheFloor : Too fat to make it up the stairs
[2017-02-25 14:15:24] Ahhere : hell if my mother was Ukrainian I'd prolly fuck her too
[2017-02-25 14:15:37] paper : i think a lot of satanists just don't want to call themselves atheists, basically.
[2017-02-25 14:15:57] InvalidUser : donkey: A so your just here to shit talk,, your doing good buddy.
[2017-02-25 14:16:02] paper : sort of a fashion statement i guess
[2017-02-25 14:16:04] donkey : you asked for advice and then said you are good at predicting price unless bots works against you.. i just wanted the point out thats the stupidest thing i've heart in a while..
[2017-02-25 14:16:05] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: that's sad download some chair exercise videos or get free interactive porn.
[2017-02-25 14:16:10] Ahhere : Vr
[2017-02-25 14:16:15] wotan : paper: yes i would not call them attheist too
[2017-02-25 14:16:15] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: Fuk that
[2017-02-25 14:16:32] InvalidUser : donkey: Its nice to be number 1 at somthing
[2017-02-25 14:16:35] paper : wotan: you realize they don't believe god/devil, right?
[2017-02-25 14:16:43] donkey : InvalidUser: but its ok you can just ignore me keep trading your pennies and be broke soon :)
[2017-02-25 14:16:43] paper : *believe in
[2017-02-25 14:16:53] InvalidUser : lol
[2017-02-25 14:16:57] donkey : no hard feelings
[2017-02-25 14:16:58] wotan : ThruTheFloor: you can put on a vr glass and have sex with someone and see this person as yourself that would be theoretical possible, if you like this you can clone yourself:)
[2017-02-25 14:16:59] Ahhere : wotan: its true satanists are the original trolls
[2017-02-25 14:17:29] wotan : paper: yes but real satanists are obsessed from demons
[2017-02-25 14:17:31] paper : i think satanisms is sort of a middle finger to the idea of religion period. they hate religion so chose satan as their mascot