This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

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[2017-02-24 09:08:19] l3f : rofl
[2017-02-24 09:08:32] l3f : on bullstamp anyway
[2017-02-24 09:12:10] sleger : back from the clubbbb
[2017-02-24 09:12:21] sleger : what happened, small flash crash ?
[2017-02-24 09:12:28] l3f : sleger: turns out we're okc
[2017-02-24 09:12:36] sleger : why ?
[2017-02-24 09:12:37] l3f : and we dump 100 dollars in futures like nothing
[2017-02-24 09:12:39] j8 : i hope you had as much fun as we did sleger
[2017-02-24 09:12:41] l3f : beause*
[2017-02-24 09:12:49] sleger : well i wasnt trading
[2017-02-24 09:12:53] sleger : i got some adl i saw
[2017-02-24 09:13:11] sleger : what happened with okc ?
[2017-02-24 09:13:22] l3f : sleger: I missed it too
[2017-02-24 09:13:23] sleger : i did some withdrawals it worked fine
[2017-02-24 09:13:24] j8 : settlement dump
[2017-02-24 09:13:26] l3f : I was on the roof fixing my satellite
[2017-02-24 09:13:35] sleger : i was short weekly
[2017-02-24 09:13:45] sleger : need to chck what price i got closed hold on
[2017-02-24 09:13:46] l3f : then everything dumped all the overleveraged gamblers were rekt
[2017-02-24 09:13:58] sleger : 1124.782
[2017-02-24 09:14:09] sleger : niiiiiiiiice
[2017-02-24 09:14:21] RoftheN : How high can it go?
[2017-02-24 09:14:25] l3f : RoftheN: full retrace
[2017-02-24 09:14:43] ross : If we break this wall 1200
[2017-02-24 09:15:08] sleger : 0kc usd way behind
[2017-02-24 09:15:31] j8 : sleger: okc was looking at a 200 btc socialized loss before that well-timed dump
[2017-02-24 09:15:38] l3f : sleger: is it worth arbing them?
[2017-02-24 09:15:52] l3f : you're the okc expert
[2017-02-24 09:16:10] sleger : j8: some people help make sure the loss doesnt hurt 0kc
[2017-02-24 09:16:27] j8 : they're usually pretty good at it
[2017-02-24 09:16:36] sleger : l3f: you cant borrow usd there, i have asked borrow only got 10k
[2017-02-24 09:17:03] l3f : sleger: what about futes?
[2017-02-24 09:17:19] sleger : i'm reassessing my pos
[2017-02-24 09:17:24] sleger : not sure what it is now
[2017-02-24 09:18:16] j8 : it's like before, but everything's cheaper
[2017-02-24 09:18:51] sleger : looks like i bought some at 1157 and at 1186
[2017-02-24 09:18:57] sleger : not so bad actually
[2017-02-24 09:18:59] micmix : I got some fills below 1100 on swap and below 1150 on futures, cheap
[2017-02-24 09:19:19] j8 : i loaded up at 1115 on XBTH17
[2017-02-24 09:19:27] sleger : j8: nice
[2017-02-24 09:19:35] j8 : some people got 900's
[2017-02-24 09:19:36] -_- : shorting this bs pump?
[2017-02-24 09:19:50] Shoba : well, my liquidation price was 113 and it looks like it floored at around 1105 when i got liquidated, so that's pretty good
[2017-02-24 09:19:55] Shoba : 1113
[2017-02-24 09:19:56] sleger : j8: let me chck my fills here but odnt think i left many low orders
[2017-02-24 09:20:11] sleger : XBTH17 900 900 0 1050.06 my last fill
[2017-02-24 09:20:21] j8 : lol
[2017-02-24 09:20:28] j8 : yeah it was a stop cascade i guess
[2017-02-24 09:20:29] sleger : sucks
[2017-02-24 09:20:42] sleger : BTH17 900 900 0 1051.06
[2017-02-24 09:20:47] sleger : got them every 1$
[2017-02-24 09:21:12] sleger : well, not every 1$ but a few
[2017-02-24 09:21:21] REKT : Choppy waters make solid seamen!
[2017-02-24 09:21:21] REKT : Liquidated long on `XRP7D`: sell 10000 @ 0.00000471
[2017-02-24 09:21:38] fulrik : Wow now we go down
[2017-02-24 09:21:40] sleger : oh, big news
[2017-02-24 09:21:47] sleger : the swap is closed to mark
[2017-02-24 09:21:47] fulrik : What the news?
[2017-02-24 09:22:05] -_- : stamp dump
[2017-02-24 09:22:12] -_- : big dump
[2017-02-24 09:22:26] -_- : huge dump
[2017-02-24 09:22:42] -_- : 2.5% dump
[2017-02-24 09:22:45] -_- : way to go buddy
[2017-02-24 09:23:03] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 1346 @ 1205.03
[2017-02-24 09:23:07] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 200 @ 1165.60
[2017-02-24 09:23:07] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 1500 @ 1163.54
[2017-02-24 09:23:07] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 14946 @ 1202.55
[2017-02-24 09:23:07] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 5000 @ 1162.55
[2017-02-24 09:23:25] arbitrage101 : here we go again
[2017-02-24 09:23:33] -_- : just 1 whale
[2017-02-24 09:23:37] arbitrage101 : finger at keyboard ready !
[2017-02-24 09:23:37] -_- : not sure if they are done though
[2017-02-24 09:23:46] arbitrage101 : press button !
[2017-02-24 09:24:02] shapeshifter : arbitrage101: short or long?
[2017-02-24 09:24:12] .. : this site always bit dramatic in movements tho mm
[2017-02-24 09:24:15] arbitrage101 : buying more
[2017-02-24 09:24:22] fulrik : wow. great dump
[2017-02-24 09:24:22] bigdickbandit : wew
[2017-02-24 09:24:30] SilverKnight : watching for a test of demand at 1140...
[2017-02-24 09:24:30] shapeshifter : /price
[2017-02-24 09:24:34] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1165.80 (-1.97%) Bitfinex : 1166.00 (-1.93%) The Woodchipper : 1140.83 (-1.22%) itBit : 1169.66 (-1.53%) Kraken : 1166.00 (-1.34%) GDAX : 1165.74 (-2.01%) ```
[2017-02-24 09:25:10] SilverKnight : so far this is not the same sort of dump we had before
[2017-02-24 09:25:22] SilverKnight : the spreads are pretty tight right now compared t what happened before
[2017-02-24 09:26:50] -_- : some sell walls showed up. lets see how the demand is
[2017-02-24 09:27:22] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 6100 @ 1152.68
[2017-02-24 09:27:44] loomdart : rapidtrades
[2017-02-24 09:27:47] loomdart : where are youuuuu
[2017-02-24 09:27:54] loomdart : I will extract my revenge
[2017-02-24 09:27:58] loomdart : in this life or the next
[2017-02-24 09:28:13] sleger : the rekt ?
[2017-02-24 09:28:32] wurstgelee : trying on a new batch of geisha costumes i assume
[2017-02-24 09:28:50] ThruTheFloor : wtf is happening
[2017-02-24 09:29:02] sleger : please lower funding, i cant spend money that fast
[2017-02-24 09:29:11] wurstgelee : sleger: hahahaha
[2017-02-24 09:29:12] wurstgelee : :D
[2017-02-24 09:29:43] arbitrage101 : kepp up the funding, baby
[2017-02-24 09:30:19] lopol : Is that 0.375% charged every 8 hours?
[2017-02-24 09:30:29] ThruTheFloor : wtf are we going up or down i cant even tell anymore
[2017-02-24 09:30:32] arbitrage101 : lopol: this and next period
[2017-02-24 09:31:13] SilverKnight : ThruTheFloor: not that you asked me but... I think ultimately up... we might go down to find more demand first tho...
[2017-02-24 09:31:29] ThruTheFloor : So you dont know either?
[2017-02-24 09:31:43] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: he knows
[2017-02-24 09:31:51] ThruTheFloor : Knows what
[2017-02-24 09:32:02] Ahhere : that we might go up or down
[2017-02-24 09:32:13] -_- : gotta be kidding me
[2017-02-24 09:32:18] SilverKnight : ThruTheFloor: no one KNOWS 100%..... if they did they wouldnt be talking in the trollbox.....
[2017-02-24 09:32:20] -_- : bitcoin checker updated. didnt add Bitmex
[2017-02-24 09:32:28] -_- : but added 7 other exchanges
[2017-02-24 09:32:39] Ahhere : -_-: why. so annoying
[2017-02-24 09:32:54] arbitrage101 : dont change a live contract !
[2017-02-24 09:33:03] Dibbidooo : lopol, not everytime, %changes
[2017-02-24 09:33:17] Ahhere : SilverKnight: i know
[2017-02-24 09:33:25] Dibbidooo : but yes, this eats your winnings day by daay...
[2017-02-24 09:33:39] SilverKnight : Ahhere: :P
[2017-02-24 09:34:06] Ahhere : MBGA guise
[2017-02-24 09:34:38] elmorte : MBGA
[2017-02-24 09:34:47] jonglaserlovesgear : MBGA
[2017-02-24 09:34:53] ayy_lmao : lol
[2017-02-24 09:35:47] blacktuesday : 1500 now
[2017-02-24 09:35:56] Ahhere : Im so getting one of those MBGA ?‍?hats
[2017-02-24 09:36:04] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-24 09:36:08] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1180.72 (1.28%) Bitfinex : 1182.50 (1.42%) The Woodchipper : 1148.01 (0.63%) itBit : 1180.26 (0.91%) Kraken : 1182.79 (1.44%) GDAX : 1183.97 (1.56%) ```
[2017-02-24 09:36:14] jonglaserlovesgear : /make btc go up
[2017-02-24 09:36:31] Farzad : /btc go down :D
[2017-02-24 09:36:50] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-24 09:36:54] trollbot : ``` 3.14% of sailors... are πrates.```
[2017-02-24 09:37:03] jonglaserlovesgear : boo
[2017-02-24 09:37:04] Farzad : good one. lol
[2017-02-24 09:37:07] Ahhere : inaccurate
[2017-02-24 09:37:25] blacktuesday : /make price go boom
[2017-02-24 09:37:25] Farzad : Ahhere: what inaccurate ?
[2017-02-24 09:37:30] Ahhere : the joke
[2017-02-24 09:37:37] jonglaserlovesgear : /btc to 1500
[2017-02-24 09:37:49] Farzad : Ahhere: prove it :p
[2017-02-24 09:37:54] blacktuesday : shorts and longs rekt
[2017-02-24 09:37:57] blacktuesday : now we go up
[2017-02-24 09:38:02] Ahhere : at least 6 decimal places for pirate percentages is the gold standard
[2017-02-24 09:39:01] jonglaserlovesgear : I will shoot myself for every minute btc is under 5000 usd
[2017-02-24 09:39:02] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-24 09:39:04] trollbot : ``` I think my family is racist... when I brought my black girlfriend home to meet them, my wife and daughter wouldn't even talk to her!```
[2017-02-24 09:39:09] -_- : stamp seller needs to stop market dumping wtf
[2017-02-24 09:39:29] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-24 09:39:33] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1180.44 (-0.02%) Bitfinex : 1181.10 (-0.12%) The Woodchipper : 1147.99 (0.00%) itBit : 1181.35 (0.09%) Kraken : 1180.02 (-0.23%) GDAX : 1183.00 (-0.08%) ```
[2017-02-24 09:40:23] Ahhere : I think marilyn monero took an overdose
[2017-02-24 09:40:35] Ahhere : she not looking healthy
[2017-02-24 09:42:14] Farzad : please make btc go up
[2017-02-24 09:42:18] Farzad : I need to sell !
[2017-02-24 09:42:25] Farzad : I want funding !
[2017-02-24 09:42:41] Farzad : selling 100,000 contracts boys
[2017-02-24 09:43:22] loomdart : lol
[2017-02-24 09:43:29] loomdart : dont fall for the bear meme man
[2017-02-24 09:43:55] Farzad : loomdart: I just want the funding :D
[2017-02-24 09:44:11] odieoh : @farzad 100000 is for pussies. Try 1million
[2017-02-24 09:44:40] jonglaserlovesgear : wall on okcoin
[2017-02-24 09:44:58] Farzad : /wall
[2017-02-24 09:44:59] trollbot : ``` BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1184.1 =>[1099 Ƀ](16.79%)<= 1214.5 Bids: 1153.4 =>[812 Ƀ](28.08%)<= 1183.8```
[2017-02-24 09:45:59] aandy : /joke
[2017-02-24 09:46:01] trollbot : ``` My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up, I got her an identical one. She was livid. "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?" ([Gary Delaney](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glPYI_g_kf4))```
[2017-02-24 09:46:29] jonglaserlovesgear : wow thats dark, whats wrong with you trollbot
[2017-02-24 09:47:07] aandy : LMAO
[2017-02-24 09:47:11] shapeshifter : /price
[2017-02-24 09:47:14] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1184.22 (0.32%) Bitfinex : 1185.80 (0.40%) The Woodchipper : 1151.60 (0.31%) itBit : 1182.21 (0.07%) Kraken : 1183.78 (0.32%) GDAX : 1184.95 (0.16%) ```
[2017-02-24 09:48:07] SEC-Employee : ok, goodnight ladies and gentlemen, and good luck.
[2017-02-24 09:48:30] hh : Should I buy or sell here?
[2017-02-24 09:48:37] jonglaserlovesgear : hh: yes
[2017-02-24 09:49:43] Derreck : /joke
[2017-02-24 09:49:45] trollbot : ``` What food makes women stop giving blow jobs? Wedding cake```
[2017-02-24 09:49:55] Derreck : /joke
[2017-02-24 09:49:55] jonglaserlovesgear : :(
[2017-02-24 09:49:56] trollbot : ``` What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax. Edit: This is not a political statement. I do not have an agenda. This is a bad pun for you guys to enjoy. Wake up sheeple!```
[2017-02-24 09:50:09] Derreck : /joke
[2017-02-24 09:50:13] trollbot : ``` What's the smallest organ in a goat? An ISIS member's penis.```
[2017-02-24 09:50:45] loomdart : bitmex guys
[2017-02-24 09:50:49] loomdart : does mex use cloudflare
[2017-02-24 09:50:52] aandy : gud joke
[2017-02-24 09:50:55] jonglaserlovesgear : loomdart: no
[2017-02-24 09:50:58] aandy : someone asked already they said no
[2017-02-24 09:51:00] loomdart : thank you
[2017-02-24 09:51:40] jonglaserlovesgear : /price
[2017-02-24 09:51:40] odieoh : you planning a ddos attack or something?
[2017-02-24 09:51:45] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1185.10 (0.07%) Bitfinex : 1183.20 (-0.22%) The Woodchipper : 1151.92 (0.03%) itBit : 1183.67 (0.12%) Kraken : 1183.78 (0.00%) GDAX : 1182.22 (-0.23%) ```
[2017-02-24 09:52:05] jonglaserlovesgear : damn that wall
[2017-02-24 09:52:51] REKT : Liquidated short on `DASH7D`: buy 3 @ 0.021830
[2017-02-24 09:52:56] Derreck : /wall
[2017-02-24 09:52:57] trollbot : ``` BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1186.99 =>[578 Ƀ](28.44%)<= 1216.99 Bids: 1155.00 =>[415 Ƀ](-7.37%)<= 1185.12```
[2017-02-24 09:52:57] trollbot : ``` BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1183.4 =>[1089 Ƀ](-0.91%)<= 1213.5 Bids: 1153.1 =>[734 Ƀ](-9.61%)<= 1183.3```
[2017-02-24 09:53:22] RoftheN : Why is it going sideways?
[2017-02-24 09:53:34] jonglaserlovesgear : RoftheN: okcoin is being held down
[2017-02-24 09:53:54] jonglaserlovesgear : RoftheN: by 130btc
[2017-02-24 09:54:24] loomdart : oi im not planning no ddos :(
[2017-02-24 09:55:15] Ahhere : loomdart: 1 is enough
[2017-02-24 09:56:18] itsme : curious that after 17% dump price has returned to 1174
[2017-02-24 09:56:26] RoftheN : https://btcvix.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/bitmexpivot11.png
[2017-02-24 09:56:58] blacktuesday : cash btc ousside hobow dat
[2017-02-24 09:58:03] Dynamix : Man, i got 0.2 BTC left should I deposit and play ?
[2017-02-24 09:58:11] Dynamix : Someone tell me a good move to do though... I dont wanna get rekd
[2017-02-24 09:59:07] j8 : do the opposite of what you did last time
[2017-02-24 09:59:11] jonglaserlovesgear : Dynamix: it'll be back to 1150 in a few minutes temporarily
[2017-02-24 09:59:11] ross : Dynamix: I did that
[2017-02-24 09:59:25] Dynamix : Myeah, I got rekd though ;(
[2017-02-24 09:59:29] Dynamix : 0.5 btc gone like ...
[2017-02-24 09:59:33] Dynamix : wushhh in that dump
[2017-02-24 09:59:36] r0ssr1 : is it worth upping leverage if in a winning trade?
[2017-02-24 09:59:42] Farzad : got my shorts going boys
[2017-02-24 09:59:46] -_- : DASH/BTC highest in 5 days
[2017-02-24 09:59:54] Farzad : 0.4% in 2 hours incoming :D
[2017-02-24 10:00:14] Farzad : 1 hour *
[2017-02-24 10:00:48] Ahhere : -_-: why no love for xmr ?
[2017-02-24 10:01:04] -_- : Ahhere: too hard to pump right now
[2017-02-24 10:01:08] Farzad : u wants to make some easy bulks ?
[2017-02-24 10:01:12] Farzad : who *
[2017-02-24 10:01:18] Farzad : I can tell u how
[2017-02-24 10:01:58] Farzad : everyone is selling right now
[2017-02-24 10:02:08] Farzad : to get the funding
[2017-02-24 10:02:16] Ahhere : Farzad: this sounds salesy - its not salesy is it?
[2017-02-24 10:02:29] jonglaserlovesgear : /price
[2017-02-24 10:02:30] Farzad : tehy will close just after funding
[2017-02-24 10:02:33] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1181.61 (-0.29%) Bitfinex : 1179.70 (-0.30%) The Woodchipper : 1147.55 (-0.38%) itBit : 1183.62 (0.00%) Kraken : 1176.01 (-0.66%) GDAX : 1177.93 (-0.36%) ```
[2017-02-24 10:02:34] SilverKnight : Ahhere: was just about to say.... what you selling man??
[2017-02-24 10:02:36] SilverKnight : haha
[2017-02-24 10:02:53] Farzad : just buy right after funding
[2017-02-24 10:02:55] jonglaserlovesgear : okcoin still dropping, huge sell resistance
[2017-02-24 10:03:03] Farzad : exactly after funding
[2017-02-24 10:03:22] Farzad : price will jump up :D
[2017-02-24 10:03:24] r0ssr1 : Farzad: 1hr 56 right?
[2017-02-24 10:03:38] Farzad : or place a buy stop
[2017-02-24 10:03:50] Farzad : above price at funding moment
[2017-02-24 10:03:56] Ahhere : Farzad: sooo buying will be the new selling?
[2017-02-24 10:03:57] jonglaserlovesgear : rekt longs any moment now
[2017-02-24 10:04:00] Farzad : r0ssr1: in less than 1 hour
[2017-02-24 10:04:19] Farzad : Ahhere: buy after funding
[2017-02-24 10:04:25] Farzad : price will jump up
[2017-02-24 10:04:43] Ahhere : or buy futures before..?
[2017-02-24 10:04:46] elmorte : 2hrs
[2017-02-24 10:04:54] Farzad : Ahhere: no ! lol
[2017-02-24 10:05:15] Ahhere : WHY IS IT SO HARD? @Farzad
[2017-02-24 10:05:22] Ahhere : lol
[2017-02-24 10:05:40] fulrik : Why is the price so much higher on the Mar31 contract?
[2017-02-24 10:05:52] Farzad : elmorte: yes, my bad. 1:54
[2017-02-24 10:06:16] Farzad : Ahhere: it is so easy actually
[2017-02-24 10:07:16] Ahhere : Farzad: its temporary that jump after funding you need bots to do it properly
[2017-02-24 10:07:21] -_- : fulrik: because it settles on march 31
[2017-02-24 10:07:27] -_- : and people think price will be higher by then
[2017-02-24 10:07:42] Farzad : Ahhere: you can place a buy stop and a sell limit. no bots required
[2017-02-24 10:08:13] Farzad : 2 orders will do the job
[2017-02-24 10:08:46] Farzad : easy $10-$20 profit
[2017-02-24 10:09:17] fulrik : -_-: are you locked in the contract until then if you take it or can you close position as you can anytime with perpetual swap?
[2017-02-24 10:09:35] Ahhere : I am a suspicious man @Farzad and will do the opposite of everything in trollbox so consider my sell order ready
[2017-02-24 10:09:36] Farzad : fulrik: u can close any time
[2017-02-24 10:10:01] Farzad : Ahhere: lol, now is the time to sell
[2017-02-24 10:10:21] Farzad : I am short now :D
[2017-02-24 10:10:22] Ahhere : WHY IS IT SO HARD?
[2017-02-24 10:10:31] jonglaserlovesgear : yeah, its gonna drop heavy
[2017-02-24 10:11:07] Ahhere : going to the gym cash me outside howbow dah
[2017-02-24 10:11:23] jonglaserlovesgear : fulrik: new here. what were you talking about funding?
[2017-02-24 10:12:01] -_- : Why is China dumping
[2017-02-24 10:12:04] -_- : Idiots
[2017-02-24 10:12:40] fulrik : jonglaserlovesgear: Just discussing the difference between the two contract. Have only used Perpetual Swap so far.
[2017-02-24 10:19:00] Farzad : to get the funding
[2017-02-24 10:19:22] NukeLaloosh : any insight as to the sell-off a couple hours ago? was there some news?
[2017-02-24 10:19:39] CapitalGains : /sentiment
[2017-02-24 10:19:41] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 47.71 / 52.29 Daily : 46.91 / 53.09 Weekly : 45.91 / 54.09 Monthly : 47.25 / 52.75```
[2017-02-24 10:20:59] DorianWhack-A-Moto : NukeLaloosh: OKC settlement was under an hour away so some took matters into their own hands
[2017-02-24 10:28:59] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-24 10:29:01] trollbot : ``` My ex-girlfriend tried to humiliate me by telling all her friends I was terrible in bed. Imagine her surprise when they all disagreed.```
[2017-02-24 10:29:17] Farzad : lol
[2017-02-24 10:29:19] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-24 10:29:22] trollbot : ``` I've been in jail 5 minutes and already got raped twice I'm fucking done playing monopoly with my dad. ```
[2017-02-24 10:29:23] SilverKnight : hah....
[2017-02-24 10:29:36] Ahhere : Lol joke of the day
[2017-02-24 10:29:49] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-24 10:29:52] trollbot : ``` Donald Trump - "I'm not orange!" "Impeach."```
[2017-02-24 10:30:06] Farzad : lame
[2017-02-24 10:30:10] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-24 10:30:13] trollbot : ``` I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty, and sexy. I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?!```
[2017-02-24 10:30:23] DorianWhack-A-Moto : lol
[2017-02-24 10:30:33] Farzad : lol
[2017-02-24 10:30:41] Farzad : nice jokes this week
[2017-02-24 10:30:54] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-24 10:30:58] trollbot : ``` My wife's pregnant. She wondered if it's really hot in there for the baby. I said, "It's likely womb-temperature."```
[2017-02-24 10:31:21] NukeLaloosh : DorianWhack-A-Moto: thanks mate
[2017-02-24 10:32:17] CapitalGains : Mod here?
[2017-02-24 10:32:49] jonglaserlovesgear : CapitalGains: do i count?
[2017-02-24 10:33:00] Farzad : CapitalGains: Yes
[2017-02-24 10:38:06] tommygunn : good morning traders my 1022 hit Huge candle, I hope most are still here and shorts took profit
[2017-02-24 10:38:54] DorianWhack-A-Moto : tommygunn: 1022? i can hear you laughing all the way to the bank
[2017-02-24 10:38:57] tommygunn : Hope rapid went long on that correction
[2017-02-24 10:39:27] tommygunn : I was thinking last night ahh i will do a low bid
[2017-02-24 10:39:36] arbitrage101 : tommygunn: he is not going to close above 880
[2017-02-24 10:39:44] tommygunn : not the first time it has happend unreal
[2017-02-24 10:40:19] DorianWhack-A-Moto : yeah i open low balls sometimes but cancel when they feel stupid. might leave one open next time
[2017-02-24 10:40:20] tommygunn : well 930 = 880 pretty much
[2017-02-24 10:40:24] DylanT : how do you find out how much margin was lost in a liiquidation
[2017-02-24 10:41:13] tommygunn : so we might have to call him nanes or something
[2017-02-24 10:41:14] Ahhere : Rapid made good money on that drop he said
[2017-02-24 10:41:45] tommygunn : shorting is fine just have to make sure close orders get hit
[2017-02-24 10:42:14] tommygunn : might be a wild weekend, off to work stay liquid
[2017-02-24 10:42:41] Ahhere : tommygunn: enjoy
[2017-02-24 10:45:51] Adriana : Guys, does your life look similar? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdL736iFNEQ
[2017-02-24 10:50:35] jonglaserlovesgear : Adriana: now im sad
[2017-02-24 10:50:50] paper : i'm shocked we dumped through ATH but w/ the correction the ascension looks more organic now
[2017-02-24 10:51:49] paper : there's always the risk that whales want to take out late, overleveraged longs.
[2017-02-24 10:52:04] paper : then bulls are battered and price can rise
[2017-02-24 10:52:12] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Adriana: i couldnt live in that much mess
[2017-02-24 10:53:23] DorianWhack-A-Moto : paper: think it was some early bulls taking their profit. market dumps, buy back lower. rinse, repeat
[2017-02-24 10:55:03] DorianWhack-A-Moto : i narrowly missed getting rekt on that dump. hope i've got some lives left
[2017-02-24 10:56:34] REKT : Have a bowl of chop-chop suey!
[2017-02-24 10:56:35] REKT : Liquidated short on `DASH7D`: buy 1 @ 0.022476
[2017-02-24 10:57:23] Ahhere : Adriana: lol is that u
[2017-02-24 10:58:29] Adriana : Ahhere: lol, no. I am not this dirty and not a man
[2017-02-24 11:01:44] Ahhere : Haha I know u like drugs and they are kind of small trump hands
[2017-02-24 11:07:47] humpydumpy : ive been deleveraged does that mean insurance fund is zero?
[2017-02-24 11:10:31] jonglaserlovesgear : /price
[2017-02-24 11:10:35] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1177.05 (-0.39%) Bitfinex : 1175.00 (-0.40%) The Woodchipper : 1143.92 (-0.32%) itBit : 1178.11 (-0.47%) Kraken : 1174.00 (-0.17%) GDAX : 1176.96 (-0.08%) ```
[2017-02-24 11:11:13] ross : How long till funding?
[2017-02-24 11:14:54] arbitrage101 : ross: 46 mins
[2017-02-24 11:15:05] jonglaserlovesgear : ross: 45min
[2017-02-24 11:15:16] ross : Thnx
[2017-02-24 11:15:23] ross : cant see on phone
[2017-02-24 11:15:32] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 36 @ 1203.00
[2017-02-24 11:16:04] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Whats up with futures?
[2017-02-24 11:16:22] DorianWhack-A-Moto : something spooked it
[2017-02-24 11:16:57] jolin : lost all BTC, pls help good people
[2017-02-24 11:16:58] jolin : 1P73De4zkDaFDiQVShVVp1E3n1Gg98xD59
[2017-02-24 11:17:31] DorianWhack-A-Moto : jolin: i'll give you free advice. if you need to beg then maybe have break from trading
[2017-02-24 11:17:56] jonglaserlovesgear : oh my god
[2017-02-24 11:18:08] DorianWhack-A-Moto : its happening!...again?
[2017-02-24 11:18:47] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 5000 @ 1154.85
[2017-02-24 11:18:47] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 20000 @ 1154.69
[2017-02-24 11:19:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 27200 @ 1190.95
[2017-02-24 11:19:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 50000 @ 1192.63 **MEGA-REKT** :boom:
[2017-02-24 11:19:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 20000 @ 1194.25
[2017-02-24 11:20:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 38880 @ 1179.25
[2017-02-24 11:20:17] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 500 @ 1151.27
[2017-02-24 11:21:54] arbitrage101 : here we go again
[2017-02-24 11:22:17] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 15000 @ 1147.97
[2017-02-24 11:22:25] jonglaserlovesgear : goodbye all longs
[2017-02-24 11:22:38] SilverKnight : ok heres my demand test now...
[2017-02-24 11:22:39] SilverKnight : hmmm
[2017-02-24 11:22:41] bingbongfly : got long fills 1180, let's see what happens
[2017-02-24 11:22:47] DorianWhack-A-Moto : man this shit is bad for the nerves
[2017-02-24 11:22:53] bingbongfly : ouch
[2017-02-24 11:23:16] bingbongfly : maybe no position is best position
[2017-02-24 11:23:32] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 30000 @ 1169.49
[2017-02-24 11:23:32] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 10 @ 1171.03
[2017-02-24 11:23:32] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 242954 @ 1166.21 **REKTosaurus** :slot_machine: :moneybag: :fire:
[2017-02-24 11:23:32] jonglaserlovesgear : okcoin getting crushed
[2017-02-24 11:23:35] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 170 @ 1165.15
[2017-02-24 11:23:37] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 15 @ 1143.75
[2017-02-24 11:23:44] bigdickbandit : I wanna short but fuuuuuck
[2017-02-24 11:23:46] bigdickbandit : Scary
[2017-02-24 11:23:55] KyllingLolsson : /price
[2017-02-24 11:23:56] Apocalyptic : looks like the party's over
[2017-02-24 11:23:58] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1153.84 (-1.97%) Bitfinex : 1151.40 (-2.01%) The Woodchipper : 1122.01 (-1.92%) itBit : 1159.20 (-1.61%) Kraken : 1142.07 (-2.72%) GDAX : 1148.00 (-2.46%) ```
[2017-02-24 11:24:06] KyllingLolsson : look at all the blood
[2017-02-24 11:24:17] bigdickbandit : So many liquids :(
[2017-02-24 11:24:25] Ahhere : Dip the short?
[2017-02-24 11:24:35] KyllingLolsson : why so sad?! buy cheap coins
[2017-02-24 11:24:41] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 33330 @ 1132.25
[2017-02-24 11:24:58] jonglaserlovesgear : I mean i'm short but this is hard to watch...
[2017-02-24 11:25:27] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 35000 @ 1152.82
[2017-02-24 11:25:32] amirmass : LONG NOW
[2017-02-24 11:25:45] bingbongfly : amirmass: haha rip, close to liq?
[2017-02-24 11:25:47] jonglaserlovesgear : careful calling a bottom here bud
[2017-02-24 11:25:50] Ahhere : amirmass: u forgot to say pls or simon says
[2017-02-24 11:25:51] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 13294 @ 1128.71
[2017-02-24 11:25:57] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 3500 @ 1126.35
[2017-02-24 11:25:59] amirmass : im long since 1025
[2017-02-24 11:26:00] bingbongfly : I filled my bags at 1180, gonna wipe my trading acc
[2017-02-24 11:26:49] Ahhere : Bye, the dip?
[2017-02-24 11:26:57] Ahhere : i hate long goodbyes
[2017-02-24 11:27:12] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 20000 @ 1132.77
[2017-02-24 11:27:28] Ahhere : rekt bot is schizophrenic
[2017-02-24 11:27:30] bingbongfly : REKT: who are these ppl?
[2017-02-24 11:27:51] jonglaserlovesgear : what are you guys doing?
[2017-02-24 11:28:33] aethlios : new users (6 months old) must be above 500, remember we were around 400-500 the old days.
[2017-02-24 11:29:02] DorianWhack-A-Moto : somebody really don't want a moon
[2017-02-24 11:29:15] reyno : wow this so volatile aha
[2017-02-24 11:29:25] bingbongfly : aethlios: old days for me is more like 30 $
[2017-02-24 11:30:38] aethlios : bingbongfly: you are older than me, (mid 2013), you are prehistoric btccreature.
[2017-02-24 11:31:03] -_- : That sucked. Was driving and couldn't do anything
[2017-02-24 11:31:23] bingbongfly : -_-: Don't trade and drive!
[2017-02-24 11:31:23] -_- : Now long not in profit
[2017-02-24 11:31:27] DorianWhack-A-Moto : this is the ocean and waves strategy. pump price, set short and sell, buy lower, pump...
[2017-02-24 11:31:44] -_- : Didn't close above 1200 on March for nice gain
[2017-02-24 11:32:17] bingbongfly : -_-: I feel you man, I had some nice gain could have closed 1200, but got greedy and had to close when we went down
[2017-02-24 11:32:30] bingbongfly : Should improve my profit taking
[2017-02-24 11:32:46] -_- : bingbongfly: I missed my turn when trying to trade which made me more mad
[2017-02-24 11:32:50] bingbongfly : And i'm in the green again, (refilled at 1180). Maybe this time I'll take profit
[2017-02-24 11:32:56] bingbongfly : -_-: haha man! Be careful
[2017-02-24 11:33:27] bingbongfly : this market on high leverage is really a 24/7 job
[2017-02-24 11:33:31] DorianWhack-A-Moto : stamp and finex are playing swapies
[2017-02-24 11:33:34] 10 : How did everyone make out on that movement
[2017-02-24 11:33:47] bingbongfly : 10: with a hot gurl
[2017-02-24 11:33:53] -_- : Glad i didn't market close in the 1140's though
[2017-02-24 11:34:06] -_- : Would have been nice entry though
[2017-02-24 11:34:07] 10 : bingbongfly: Sounds like a good outcome
[2017-02-24 11:34:08] bingbongfly : -_-: Haha mee to, I was so close
[2017-02-24 11:34:08] DorianWhack-A-Moto : 10: got so close to getting rekt i could taste the semen
[2017-02-24 11:34:25] aethlios : cocaine users after tried btc bitmex trading stopped cocaine because found a better drug to finance.
[2017-02-24 11:34:25] 10 : DorianWhack-A-Moto: Thats not what you want man
[2017-02-24 11:34:26] bingbongfly : my liq price is 1132.. dodged a bullet there
[2017-02-24 11:34:47] donsteep : managed to close with a stop loss at 1197 (futures), bought back at 1155 so I'm looking pretty good here
[2017-02-24 11:34:58] DorianWhack-A-Moto : 10: it gives the heart a good workout
[2017-02-24 11:35:12] 10 : Oh it sure does
[2017-02-24 11:35:17] donsteep : yeah no need for exercise today
[2017-02-24 11:35:17] -_- : At least my long is back in profit. Thank you dip buyers
[2017-02-24 11:35:32] aethlios : swap follows the index so can't liquidate you easily, quarterly is much more nasty.
[2017-02-24 11:35:41] 10 : -_-: Hehe your welcome
[2017-02-24 11:35:51] aethlios : swap marking is the index (+- funding)
[2017-02-24 11:36:19] donsteep : price was so far above swap index yesterday it was no good opening longs on it
[2017-02-24 11:36:23] 10 : Got out of a hedge on cryptofacilities with 75% gain
[2017-02-24 11:36:32] DorianWhack-A-Moto : aethlios: yeah futures is scary sometimes
[2017-02-24 11:36:52] 10 : DorianWhack-A-Moto: I love me some derivatives
[2017-02-24 11:37:01] DorianWhack-A-Moto : this is the part where we all get back to 1200 and pretend like nothing happened
[2017-02-24 11:37:16] -_- : Of course people lose everything on this site. Only the well funded survive
[2017-02-24 11:37:19] aethlios : I have placed bids across the board 850 and wait for etf rejection and deep dump margin calling as all will rush to sell or close longs.
[2017-02-24 11:37:46] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 1000 @ 1153.88
[2017-02-24 11:39:41] -_- : aethlios: trading etf. I can't wait
[2017-02-24 11:39:50] -_- : I hope I'm not busy when it happens
[2017-02-24 11:44:11] DorianWhack-A-Moto : the bitcoin boat is in some pretty rough seas
[2017-02-24 11:44:41] wurstgelee : awesome seas tbh
[2017-02-24 11:45:19] Ahhere : Seas isnt a good analogy. There is no upside in a sea storm.
[2017-02-24 11:45:44] Ahhere : Just nip that in the bud ok
[2017-02-24 11:45:56] DorianWhack-A-Moto : im...im..sorry
[2017-02-24 11:46:05] DorianWhack-A-Moto : no more nautical talk, captain
[2017-02-24 11:46:13] Ahhere : arrrr u
[2017-02-24 11:47:30] j8 : smooth sailing from here
[2017-02-24 11:47:38] jonglaserlovesgear : j8: lol
[2017-02-24 11:47:48] wurstgelee : Ahhere: there is an upside. u nee to safe your boat while other boats get rekt. :)
[2017-02-24 11:47:49] elmorte : goodness, discount on swap = 2x funding fee
[2017-02-24 11:48:08] wurstgelee : u want to have a yacht fleet in the long run
[2017-02-24 11:48:31] Ahhere : wurstgelee: hmm I guess if you rekt the other boats and steal their treasure
[2017-02-24 11:48:34] Ahhere : I stand corrected
[2017-02-24 11:48:45] wurstgelee : Ahhere: basically yes, u can live off sunken boats
[2017-02-24 11:48:55] wurstgelee : that anaolgy is not so far off ;)
[2017-02-24 11:49:25] l3f : aethlios: no idea how to trade this
[2017-02-24 11:50:03] Ahhere : l3f: bye the dip?
[2017-02-24 11:50:14] -_- : Stamp people stop dumping
[2017-02-24 11:50:16] l3f : Ahhere: dips too fast rofl
[2017-02-24 11:50:19] DorianWhack-A-Moto : rip the chip
[2017-02-24 11:50:42] Ahhere : DorianWhack-A-Moto: skip the chips hit the gym
[2017-02-24 11:51:13] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Ahhere: i only hit two things. nails and women
[2017-02-24 11:51:22] DorianWhack-A-Moto : lol /joke
[2017-02-24 11:51:28] Ahhere : domestic violence is not cool bro @DorianWhack-A-Moto
[2017-02-24 11:51:33] DorianWhack-A-Moto : where's my joke?
[2017-02-24 11:51:43] Ahhere : trollbot is a feminist
[2017-02-24 11:51:57] cryptobull : Fee dump time!
[2017-02-24 11:52:03] Ahhere : giving u silent treatment
[2017-02-24 11:52:05] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Ahhere: but political incorrectness is always funny
[2017-02-24 11:52:27] Ahhere : DorianWhack-A-Moto: PiC is my favourite tbh
[2017-02-24 11:52:47] bigdickbandit : Huge sell walls hooley shit
[2017-02-24 11:52:48] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Ahhere: trollbot has dropped a few good ones today
[2017-02-24 11:53:05] Ahhere : Yea i liked that racist family joke earlier
[2017-02-24 11:53:28] Ahhere : ``` I think my family is racist... when I brought my black girlfriend home to meet them, my wife and daughter wouldn't even talk to her!```
[2017-02-24 11:53:35] aethlios : l3f: we had ATH in usd and in all currencies, btc goes down, etf rejection and panic selling the last
[2017-02-24 11:54:01] aethlios : btc goes up, last chance etf rejection for a nice entry.
[2017-02-24 11:54:02] l3f : Think we found top?
[2017-02-24 11:54:28] Ahhere : l3f: top time to long maybe amirite?
[2017-02-24 11:55:00] DorianWhack-A-Moto : 100x long on top of the top
[2017-02-24 11:55:09] aethlios : new ATH means the last consolidation 3.5 year ends, so new bull market starts.
[2017-02-24 11:55:33] Ahhere : DorianWhack-A-Moto: my daddy always said be a leader lets do it
[2017-02-24 11:56:14] DorianWhack-A-Moto : better wait til we're sure its the top. dont wanna long to early
[2017-02-24 11:56:30] Ahhere : we could just average up tho
[2017-02-24 11:57:50] jolin : pls help me with 0.1BTC 1P73De4zkDaFDiQVShVVp1E3n1Gg98xD59need to pay bills
[2017-02-24 11:57:57] jolin : 1P73De4zkDaFDiQVShVVp1E3n1Gg98xD59
[2017-02-24 11:58:28] billyboy402 : jolin: hehe we really dont need begger here
[2017-02-24 11:58:34] Ahhere : jolin: listen kaitlyn u never shared pics
[2017-02-24 11:58:51] jolin : Ahhere: drop me your e-mail
[2017-02-24 11:59:05] DorianWhack-A-Moto : hey random traders give me a hundred bucks
[2017-02-24 11:59:21] DorianWhack-A-Moto : you wanna beg start small. i need 1 penny
[2017-02-24 11:59:44] jolin : DorianWhack-A-Moto: I will appreciate even 1 penny
[2017-02-24 11:59:50] jolin : 1P73De4zkDaFDiQVShVVp1E3n1Gg98xD59
[2017-02-24 12:00:06] l3f : Yo bitmex remove this beggar please
[2017-02-24 12:00:21] jonglaserlovesgear : well hold on if pics are being offered lets not be too hasty
[2017-02-24 12:00:26] DorianWhack-A-Moto : l3f: awww he only asked for a penny
[2017-02-24 12:00:42] l3f : Lol after ever violent swing there's people begging in here
[2017-02-24 12:01:03] DorianWhack-A-Moto : and im high. its like a red light district
[2017-02-24 12:01:05] arbitrage101 : pls donate anal cream !
[2017-02-24 12:01:23] DorianWhack-A-Moto : just need some hookers
[2017-02-24 12:01:29] jonglaserlovesgear : i will do anything for embarrassingly small amounts of btc
[2017-02-24 12:01:55] hmmmYea : /price
[2017-02-24 12:01:58] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1167.00 (1.14%) Bitfinex : 1167.10 (1.36%) The Woodchipper : 1156.67 (3.09%) itBit : 1166.75 (0.65%) Kraken : 1163.28 (1.86%) GDAX : 1169.76 (1.90%) ```
[2017-02-24 12:02:07] jolin : drop me email hose who want pics fxjune@gmail.com
[2017-02-24 12:02:14] jolin : those*
[2017-02-24 12:02:18] Faszakasza : jonglaserlovesgear: send me some pics of your gilrfriends boobs. with timestamp. but only if shes hot.
[2017-02-24 12:02:40] longbydefault : what happened to monero?
[2017-02-24 12:02:48] jonglaserlovesgear : Faszakasza: you don't want them, trust me
[2017-02-24 12:02:48] longbydefault : all the contracts closed
[2017-02-24 12:02:55] alejandromasari : jonglaserlovesgear: would you clean toilets?
[2017-02-24 12:03:08] Faszakasza : jonglaserlovesgear: then no btc for you my friend :)
[2017-02-24 12:03:38] jonglaserlovesgear : Faszakasza: i dont even want them
[2017-02-24 12:04:16] Faszakasza : jonglaserlovesgear: so why dont you replace her? every man needs a pair of proper boobs in his life.
[2017-02-24 12:04:17] wurstgelee : BitMEX_Sam, BitMEX_Gregg, any other admin?
[2017-02-24 12:05:10] jolin : wurstgelee: love u 2
[2017-02-24 12:05:16] elmorte : Fri night in HL @wurstgelee
[2017-02-24 12:05:20] elmorte : HK
[2017-02-24 12:05:20] jonglaserlovesgear : Faszakasza: we need a search warrant to find my standards first
[2017-02-24 12:05:25] elmorte : hookers & blow time
[2017-02-24 12:05:31] wurstgelee : jolin: idc about your begging tbh, its not about that