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BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.


Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

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[2017-02-24 05:29:11] ubba : im sorry if i were to offend you by any chance
[2017-02-24 05:29:14] MikeHunt : Sam: click on Stop Market
[2017-02-24 05:29:16] rapidtrades : ubba: u know, u lie all the time
[2017-02-24 05:29:26] rapidtrades : THAT FILTER IN UR HEAD, USE IT
[2017-02-24 05:29:27] Coconuter : rapid
[2017-02-24 05:29:30] MikeHunt : @ubba needs to meet bubba in jail
[2017-02-24 05:29:35] Coconuter : how many contracts
[2017-02-24 05:29:37] Coconuter : you are long
[2017-02-24 05:29:41] Coconuter : now after this
[2017-02-24 05:29:44] ubba : MikeHunt: i am bubba but i turned into ubba
[2017-02-24 05:29:46] Coconuter : green dildo entered you
[2017-02-24 05:29:51] Coconuter : please be honest
[2017-02-24 05:29:56] MadDog : Mike are you okay bear
[2017-02-24 05:29:59] MadDog : *hugs*
[2017-02-24 05:30:12] MikeHunt : MadDog: bear side of me is ded
[2017-02-24 05:30:12] ubba : rapidtrades: you wont censor me i will leak all the news regarding etf
[2017-02-24 05:30:13] InvalidUser : okc ATH
[2017-02-24 05:30:15] ubba : in this troll box
[2017-02-24 05:30:18] DorianWhack-A-Moto : whos short right now. Hands up?
[2017-02-24 05:30:23] Coconuter : my open order is almost 20btc
[2017-02-24 05:30:26] Coconuter : lol
[2017-02-24 05:30:29] ubba : you hear that?
[2017-02-24 05:30:35] DorianWhack-A-Moto : all the short children to the back of classroom please
[2017-02-24 05:30:40] ubba : what say you rapidtrades shall we duel to the deaths?
[2017-02-24 05:30:47] samantha : jesus
[2017-02-24 05:30:50] Coconuter : profit or let it run to the 100's
[2017-02-24 05:30:56] InvalidUser : DorianWhack-A-Moto: (silence)
[2017-02-24 05:30:59] MadDog : I need gambling money 3BMEX28RkLCr6qt9xLGARKCTpc87GEZFNx
[2017-02-24 05:31:07] .. : ban
[2017-02-24 05:31:25] Coconuter : /ban cutinhal cock
[2017-02-24 05:31:28] DorianWhack-A-Moto : InvalidUser: you...you..didn't, did you? You were the chosen one. The bull to lead all bulls to victory
[2017-02-24 05:31:30] InvalidUser : I need a hooker http://www.bunnyranch.com/
[2017-02-24 05:31:37] samantha : lmao
[2017-02-24 05:31:44] aceri : hey guys, does Bitmex use cloudflare? I have to change a million passwords and just to prioritize (and check impact)
[2017-02-24 05:31:50] .. : no
[2017-02-24 05:31:50] samantha : mama needs to go long
[2017-02-24 05:31:50] ubba : samantha how long is your dick
[2017-02-24 05:32:10] samantha : about 15 inches from the ground up
[2017-02-24 05:32:12] ubba : i like me a good ladyboy
[2017-02-24 05:32:16] ubba : uhhhhhhhh
[2017-02-24 05:32:29] samantha : he will peck your eyes out
[2017-02-24 05:32:30] BitMEX_Wally : aceri: No we do not
[2017-02-24 05:32:31] ubba : anyone here into traps?
[2017-02-24 05:32:40] n00bie : /price
[2017-02-24 05:32:43] aceri : BitMEX_Wally: thanks a lot wally +1
[2017-02-24 05:32:44] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1210.00 (0.41%) Bitfinex : 1213.40 (0.25%) The Woodchipper : 1169.16 (0.86%) itBit : 1213.96 (0.60%) Kraken : 1211.99 (1.00%) GDAX : 1213.99 (0.33%) ```
[2017-02-24 05:32:45] ubba : post some traps
[2017-02-24 05:32:45] DorianWhack-A-Moto : ubba: bear traps?
[2017-02-24 05:32:46] ubba : in chat
[2017-02-24 05:32:48] InvalidUser : The index should shoot up now
[2017-02-24 05:32:56] Coconuter : BitMEX_Wally: wally can i withdrawn 100btc+ again ?
[2017-02-24 05:32:57] ubba : DorianWhack-A-Moto: lol'd so hard
[2017-02-24 05:33:06] Coconuter : lol
[2017-02-24 05:33:07] BitMEX_Wally : aceri: Of course, please enable 2FA on your BitMEX account if you have not already
[2017-02-24 05:33:07] aceri : there is nothing i hate more than change a billion passwords
[2017-02-24 05:33:30] aceri : yep i do that always, thanks
[2017-02-24 05:33:40] ubba : aceri if you want just give your pw and gauth and i can change it for you
[2017-02-24 05:34:01] DorianWhack-A-Moto : aceri: is there list of every site affected by cloudbleed?
[2017-02-24 05:34:01] .. : I guess I will do it too to be sure, so low risk (only very few % of requests), but would suck to lose money that way
[2017-02-24 05:34:09] aceri : ubba: not worth your time probably, just a few cents in my ccount
[2017-02-24 05:34:13] .. : and most bitcoin sites use CF
[2017-02-24 05:34:32] rms : do next quarterly futures open on the 1st? 28th?
[2017-02-24 05:35:46] j8 : sometime around mar 17
[2017-02-24 05:36:03] aceri : yep i think there is some investigation going on with a list in github. don't have the link now though
[2017-02-24 05:36:09] rms : thanks. so two weeks before close of last one. i thought it was one month
[2017-02-24 05:36:22] ubba : aceri lol
[2017-02-24 05:36:24] j8 : yeah 2 weeks is what they've done before
[2017-02-24 05:36:50] DorianWhack-A-Moto : aceri: found it. https://github.com/pirate/sites-using-cloudflare
[2017-02-24 05:37:18] mikebook : if im reading this correctly
[2017-02-24 05:37:25] mikebook : adl kicks in at the current mark price?
[2017-02-24 05:37:27] DorianWhack-A-Moto : dang so localbitcoins, coinbase and poloniex affected.
[2017-02-24 05:37:28] aceri : thanks
[2017-02-24 05:37:45] BitMEX_John : mikebook: liquidations are based on the mark price of a contract, yes
[2017-02-24 05:37:50] aceri : yep and bitstamp and i am having troubles with many dns servers, maybe it is casual
[2017-02-24 05:37:57] mikebook : well i mean
[2017-02-24 05:37:59] .. : almost all bitcoin sites use CF, way more than those 3
[2017-02-24 05:38:01] mikebook : currently swap at huge premium
[2017-02-24 05:38:16] aceri : microsoft also giving troubles so if you using windows live based authentication maybe it has leaked? go figure
[2017-02-24 05:38:18] mikebook : so if mark is 1190 and im short
[2017-02-24 05:38:29] mikebook : and someone gets liquidated and insurance fund doesn't cover it
[2017-02-24 05:38:44] aceri : i think bitmex aswell? not sure
[2017-02-24 05:38:55] mikebook : i may get bought back to 0 position
[2017-02-24 05:38:56] .. : not bitmex, one of few not i guess
[2017-02-24 05:39:09] aceri : sorry sorry, i meant that alt one
[2017-02-24 05:39:12] aceri : bittrex
[2017-02-24 05:39:15] mikebook : and the price is the mark that the long trader gets liquidated at?
[2017-02-24 05:39:19] BitMEX_John : mikebook: there is a priority for ADL and it takes into account leverage and profitability
[2017-02-24 05:39:35] aceri : anyway back to change passwords. hate this shit
[2017-02-24 05:39:40] DorianWhack-A-Moto : is there a PoC in the wild for this bug? wonder what the likelyhood is it has been exploited
[2017-02-24 05:39:40] Coconuter : imultra
[2017-02-24 05:39:42] Coconuter : crazy
[2017-02-24 05:39:45] Coconuter : please bitmex
[2017-02-24 05:40:01] Coconuter : send me a pill packege
[2017-02-24 05:40:27] BitMEX_John : mikebook: if you are ADL'd your position will be closed at a profit and you will receive an email with the details
[2017-02-24 05:40:35] mikebook : yeah clear
[2017-02-24 05:40:36] rogue : BitMEX_John: Can your position be ADL-ed if you are on 1x leverage?
[2017-02-24 05:40:39] Coconuter : john
[2017-02-24 05:40:39] mikebook : and when does adl kick in?
[2017-02-24 05:40:51] mikebook : like its not when insurance fund hits 0
[2017-02-24 05:40:52] Coconuter : can you withdraw from okcoin ?
[2017-02-24 05:41:01] mikebook : because ive seen insurance fund have 50 btc and people say they get adl'd
[2017-02-24 05:41:02] Coconuter : be honest
[2017-02-24 05:41:20] InvalidUser : Thx for the 2FA reminder.
[2017-02-24 05:41:22] rapidtrades : mikebook: each contract has its own fund
[2017-02-24 05:41:36] elmorte : mikebook: you can't tell insurance per contract at the moment
[2017-02-24 05:41:41] rapidtrades : a large chunk of that 50 btc could be ZEC
[2017-02-24 05:41:45] elmorte : ^
[2017-02-24 05:41:47] InvalidUser : While I was applying it the site liquidated me so I don't need it anymore
[2017-02-24 05:41:47] BitMEX_John : rogue: I beleive it may be theoretically possible but in practice that probably wouldn't happen
[2017-02-24 05:41:57] InvalidUser : JK
[2017-02-24 05:41:58] rapidtrades : if they haven't re-allocated the money
[2017-02-24 05:42:05] rapidtrades : BitMEX_John: did u?
[2017-02-24 05:42:07] rogue : BitMEX_John: Thanks!
[2017-02-24 05:42:23] mikebook : 12m contracts open jesus
[2017-02-24 05:42:34] mikebook : so if price starts going your way
[2017-02-24 05:42:45] mikebook : its benefitial to start using cross margin if you dont want to be adl?
[2017-02-24 05:43:01] BitMEX_John : mikebook: you will not be ADL'd unless you are highly leveraged and in profit - also do you know how the five bar system works?
[2017-02-24 05:43:09] mikebook : yeah i understand
[2017-02-24 05:43:14] rapidtrades : in my experience profit matters more then leverage @mikebook
[2017-02-24 05:43:22] mikebook : the more bars means you're earlier in queue
[2017-02-24 05:43:25] rapidtrades : so it may help on the margin but not much
[2017-02-24 05:43:26] mikebook : 5 bars mean you're first in line
[2017-02-24 05:43:37] mikebook : or
[2017-02-24 05:43:39] mikebook : in the first 20%
[2017-02-24 05:43:45] mikebook : i read the documentation :)
[2017-02-24 05:43:51] mikebook : just trying to fully figure out how it works
[2017-02-24 05:43:53] micmix : 12.5m USD in open contracts won't end well I'm afraid, with mark price so far away from the market
[2017-02-24 05:44:00] rapidtrades : BitMEX_John: did u re-allocated the ZEC insurance fund?
[2017-02-24 05:44:03] Coconuter : rapide trade
[2017-02-24 05:44:05] Coconuter : please
[2017-02-24 05:44:08] Coconuter : go sleep
[2017-02-24 05:44:13] Coconuter : please
[2017-02-24 05:44:25] BitMEX_John : rapidtrades: that's correct, some contracts don't have a lot of insurance funds available and therefore ADL is more likely
[2017-02-24 05:44:26] rapidtrades : FU
[2017-02-24 05:44:30] shery : mark price is away for longers only ? or short as well?
[2017-02-24 05:44:33] rapidtrades : Coconuter: u
[2017-02-24 05:44:34] Coconuter : are you a AI ?
[2017-02-24 05:44:38] InvalidUser : BitMEX_John: Just to confirm, When all 5 of my deleverage lights are lit but I am far away from Liq Price I should not get liquidated? Correct?
[2017-02-24 05:44:43] Coconuter : go sleep dude
[2017-02-24 05:44:49] rapidtrades : Coconuter: NO
[2017-02-24 05:44:50] Coconuter : let we celebrate
[2017-02-24 05:45:06] Coconuter : you won 4x your entry
[2017-02-24 05:45:10] Coconuter : i hoped you cloed today
[2017-02-24 05:45:14] Coconuter : or you where stoped
[2017-02-24 05:45:17] Coconuter : so move on
[2017-02-24 05:45:23] Coconuter : i lost in life also
[2017-02-24 05:45:29] Coconuter : shit happens
[2017-02-24 05:45:33] rapidtrades : moving on is for pussies
[2017-02-24 05:45:39] Coconuter : now you fucking add
[2017-02-24 05:45:41] Coconuter : as i know
[2017-02-24 05:45:44] Coconuter : youve been adding
[2017-02-24 05:45:45] BitMEX_John : InvalidUser: your liquidation price has no correlation with your chances of having your position closed by ADL
[2017-02-24 05:46:05] Coconuter : and shut the fuck up
[2017-02-24 05:46:19] rapidtrades : BitMEX_John: can u ask the guys if the ZEC fund has been re-allocated to other contracts?
[2017-02-24 05:46:55] rapidtrades : also whats the point of showing the fund if we can't see it by contract
[2017-02-24 05:46:56] mikebook : why not, doesn't your margin assigned increase as your liquidation price is further from mark? @BitMEX_John @InvalidUser
[2017-02-24 05:47:06] InvalidUser : BitMEX_John: So I can be liquidated without hitting the Liq price?
[2017-02-24 05:47:27] BitMEX_John : InvalidUser: liquidation is when your account balance no longer meets your margin requirements on a given position - where as ADL is when you are highly leveraged and in profitability and the trading engine is liquidating another traders losing position and can't do so at a break even price
[2017-02-24 05:47:30] mikebook : and more margin assigned = less leverage
[2017-02-24 05:47:32] odieoh : Shorted 1210, lets see what happens
[2017-02-24 05:47:45] BitMEX_John : rapidtrades: I will ask the team and get back to you
[2017-02-24 05:48:07] rapidtrades : tnx
[2017-02-24 05:48:09] Coconuter : how much rapid trades
[2017-02-24 05:48:10] Coconuter : earns
[2017-02-24 05:48:15] Coconuter : to play the troll box
[2017-02-24 05:48:24] Coconuter : besides the interest raTE
[2017-02-24 05:48:31] BitMEX_John : mikebook: this depends on if you are using isolated or cross margin, you can use the calculator tool to model different scenarios
[2017-02-24 05:48:40] odieoh : rapidtrades gets paid the interest rate
[2017-02-24 05:48:40] Coconuter : which is like 20x his country rates
[2017-02-24 05:48:50] Coconuter : ok
[2017-02-24 05:48:54] Coconuter : good bot
[2017-02-24 05:48:59] Coconuter : rapid your hired
[2017-02-24 05:49:07] BitMEX_John : InvalidUser: you will only be liquidated if the mark price of a contract hits your liquidation price
[2017-02-24 05:50:16] Coconuter : BitMEX_John: dude i have 200bitcoins to withdraw
[2017-02-24 05:50:22] mikebook : why not short swap now? huge premium, huge funding rate coming, hard to get liquidated since entry price so much higher than mark, what am i missing?
[2017-02-24 05:50:25] Coconuter : please feed me
[2017-02-24 05:50:48] rapidtrades : mikebook: nothing
[2017-02-24 05:50:50] Coconuter : mikebook: whales are tricking you to short and all swaps
[2017-02-24 05:50:52] Ahhere : Guys what did you do???
[2017-02-24 05:50:56] Coconuter : and say how good it is
[2017-02-24 05:50:59] MrRGnome : Is bitmex a cloudflare customer?
[2017-02-24 05:51:00] rapidtrades : ppl are crazy bullish that's all
[2017-02-24 05:51:01] Coconuter : and missing 5min
[2017-02-24 05:51:03] InvalidUser : BitMEX_John: Ty for clarifying that for me, you had me worried for a bit there as I am ballz out.
[2017-02-24 05:51:04] Coconuter : they long the shit
[2017-02-24 05:51:07] MadDog : Hey Bitmex_john! Nice to meet you
[2017-02-24 05:51:09] Coconuter : out of your trade
[2017-02-24 05:51:12] BitMEX_John : MrRGnome: no
[2017-02-24 05:51:14] Coconuter : and fuck you up
[2017-02-24 05:51:32] Coconuter : this waay the profit is bigger
[2017-02-24 05:51:33] Ahhere : Coconuter: i long too but only baby girl long
[2017-02-24 05:51:37] MrRGnome : cloudflare had a really bad security incident, any bfx users or th elike need to change their passwords and possibly 2fa
[2017-02-24 05:51:38] MadDog : hi MrRGnome. <3
[2017-02-24 05:51:48] Coconuter : than the long with taxation
[2017-02-24 05:51:55] Coconuter : is more profitable
[2017-02-24 05:51:56] elmorte : mikebook: I tried that two days ago. Would've been better off just going long
[2017-02-24 05:51:59] Coconuter : so be clever
[2017-02-24 05:52:10] Coconuter : sleger is in the mix of this gangsters
[2017-02-24 05:52:11] BitMEX_John : rapidtrades: insurance funds are held with the same contract family - as in XBT futures insurance funds will roll over to the new futures contract each quarter
[2017-02-24 05:52:14] Coconuter : lol
[2017-02-24 05:52:22] BitMEX_John : rapidtrades: but apart from this they are isolated
[2017-02-24 05:52:25] MrRGnome : MadDog: I don't know you, but I think I love you
[2017-02-24 05:52:33] mikebook : elmorte: was premium on swap 1.5% and funding .375?
[2017-02-24 05:52:48] rapidtrades : BitMEX_John: so all funds but ZEC are empty now
[2017-02-24 05:52:56] elmorte : premium is artificial as the mark is screwed
[2017-02-24 05:52:59] elmorte : funding = yes
[2017-02-24 05:53:01] jonglaserlovesgear : btc unloading at this price is banananananans
[2017-02-24 05:53:15] BitMEX_John : rapidtrades: also being able to see insurance funds by contract has been noted down as a feature request but isn't currently a priority
[2017-02-24 05:53:23] rapidtrades : ok
[2017-02-24 05:53:29] elmorte : held for 3 fundings, made only 0.05 BTC
[2017-02-24 05:53:33] Ahhere : /price
[2017-02-24 05:53:36] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1209.31 (-0.06%) Bitfinex : 1212.30 (-0.09%) The Woodchipper : 1168.24 (-0.08%) itBit : 1210.10 (-0.32%) Kraken : 1206.06 (-0.49%) GDAX : 1210.97 (-0.25%) ```
[2017-02-24 05:53:43] Ahhere : jesus
[2017-02-24 05:53:51] MrRGnome : BitMEX_John: we've been asking for it for a year now and it's absolutely necessary to estimate adl risk
[2017-02-24 05:53:55] elmorte : instead of projected 0.5
[2017-02-24 05:53:55] MadDog : Jesus Christ is Lord!
[2017-02-24 05:53:56] rapidtrades : BitMEX_John: any update on my COIN question?
[2017-02-24 05:54:17] BitMEX_John : rapidtrades: I'm not sure what you mean by all funds being empty but ZEC?
[2017-02-24 05:54:40] MrRGnome : BitMEX_John: Considering that as a "feature" it is just echoing a number in a DB I don't understand the hold up other than willful neglect.
[2017-02-24 05:54:43] BitMEX_John : MrRGnome: I'll pass this feedback onto the team
[2017-02-24 05:54:45] rapidtrades : the 50 BTC in the fund, they're all from a ZEC liquidation back in december
[2017-02-24 05:54:51] mikebook : im short 200k contracts
[2017-02-24 05:54:56] mikebook : 224k
[2017-02-24 05:54:58] InvalidUser : lol
[2017-02-24 05:55:02] elmorte : I was only 70k
[2017-02-24 05:55:12] Coconuter : dudde
[2017-02-24 05:55:16] Coconuter : im ultra high
[2017-02-24 05:55:21] Coconuter : elmort
[2017-02-24 05:55:22] mikebook : thats .7 btc per 8 hrs
[2017-02-24 05:55:24] Coconuter : kkkkk
[2017-02-24 05:55:26] elmorte : we know @Coconuter :)
[2017-02-24 05:55:28] mikebook : also i sold at a premium
[2017-02-24 05:55:29] elmorte : pqp!
[2017-02-24 05:55:36] elmorte : porra caralho
[2017-02-24 05:55:36] mikebook : as soon as i sold
[2017-02-24 05:55:38] Coconuter : puta que pariu
[2017-02-24 05:55:39] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Coconuter: only way to trade
[2017-02-24 05:55:40] shery : mikebook: base price?
[2017-02-24 05:55:41] mikebook : i had 2.3 btc realized pnl
[2017-02-24 05:55:41] Coconuter : no limits
[2017-02-24 05:55:52] yungyang : Bitmex do you guys run anything through cloudflare
[2017-02-24 05:55:53] mikebook : entry 1207
[2017-02-24 05:55:55] Coconuter : DorianWhack-A-Moto: trade is done
[2017-02-24 05:56:01] Coconuter : 1 month ago
[2017-02-24 05:56:03] rapidtrades : yungyang: they said no
[2017-02-24 05:56:05] elmorte : mikebook: nice. took balls
[2017-02-24 05:56:06] BitMEX_John : rapidtrades: what is your COIN question?
[2017-02-24 05:56:11] MadDog : I need to write some steemit articles to get some more trading money!!!
[2017-02-24 05:56:11] mikebook : well
[2017-02-24 05:56:12] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Coconuter: im mean being ultra high
[2017-02-24 05:56:13] Coconuter : BitMEX_John: john
[2017-02-24 05:56:14] yungyang : rapidtrades: thanks babe
[2017-02-24 05:56:15] mikebook : its a really good gamble i think
[2017-02-24 05:56:21] Coconuter : send us your instagram
[2017-02-24 05:56:22] CaptainDean : wow XMR
[2017-02-24 05:56:22] mikebook : usually 100x liquidation is 1% away
[2017-02-24 05:56:29] mikebook : mine is 2.5% away
[2017-02-24 05:56:31] mikebook : because of premium
[2017-02-24 05:56:32] Coconuter : what have you done beside long btc
[2017-02-24 05:56:39] Coconuter : share with us
[2017-02-24 05:56:41] CaptainDean : having a bad time
[2017-02-24 05:56:52] rapidtrades : MadDog: liquidation for shorts is 100, is it possible for smone to buy up the orderbook to 100 and liquidate everyone
[2017-02-24 05:56:58] mikebook : actually its usually .5% away
[2017-02-24 05:57:04] mikebook : but because of premium
[2017-02-24 05:57:04] rapidtrades : BitMEX_John: ^
[2017-02-24 05:57:05] mikebook : its
[2017-02-24 05:57:07] Coconuter : rapid
[2017-02-24 05:57:12] Coconuter : fill us in
[2017-02-24 05:57:19] Coconuter : guys
[2017-02-24 05:57:24] Coconuter : this double top
[2017-02-24 05:57:26] Coconuter : onoh
[2017-02-24 05:57:30] Coconuter : please
[2017-02-24 05:57:32] Coconuter : short
[2017-02-24 05:57:38] Coconuter : onoooh
[2017-02-24 05:57:41] MikeHunt : rapidtrades: have you still got your short?
[2017-02-24 05:57:42] MrRGnome : rapidtrades: that's a good question
[2017-02-24 05:57:46] elmorte : good gamble....that's like an oxymoron
[2017-02-24 05:57:50] rapidtrades : i see no top, it acts the same as with each time it goes up
[2017-02-24 05:58:00] rapidtrades : same price action
[2017-02-24 05:58:03] MadDog : Jesus Christ is the Son of God, He died to save us from our sins.
[2017-02-24 05:58:10] jigsaw : /trolbox sentiment
[2017-02-24 05:58:11] Coconuter : guys i made 30thousand
[2017-02-24 05:58:11] elmorte : so keep sinning
[2017-02-24 05:58:14] mikebook : not really
[2017-02-24 05:58:15] Coconuter : in 3 days
[2017-02-24 05:58:16] rapidtrades : MikeHunt: yes
[2017-02-24 05:58:19] mikebook : the really high premium on swap is
[2017-02-24 05:58:22] MrRGnome : shut op Noganonon whatever your name is
[2017-02-24 05:58:23] mikebook : really weird
[2017-02-24 05:58:23] Coconuter : but im renting my extra room
[2017-02-24 05:58:28] Coconuter : lolllll
[2017-02-24 05:58:32] mikebook : theoretiaclly should not have high swap
[2017-02-24 05:58:33] anonymous123421 : Coconuter: what is your account value?
[2017-02-24 05:58:37] elmorte : mikebook: not when you look at the spot prices
[2017-02-24 05:58:44] Coconuter : anyone
[2017-02-24 05:58:51] Coconuter : llet me know
[2017-02-24 05:59:01] MadDog : Share some of that 30,000 pl0x. 3BMEX28RkLCr6qt9xLGARKCTpc87GEZFNx
[2017-02-24 05:59:06] Coconuter : anonymous123421: dude i made 20btc become 120btc here
[2017-02-24 05:59:20] Coconuter : so i dont trade anymore
[2017-02-24 05:59:21] MikeHunt : Coconuter: i made 8 become 0.5
[2017-02-24 05:59:26] elmorte : Coconuter: haha...I almost did the opposite
[2017-02-24 05:59:29] MadDog : laff
[2017-02-24 05:59:35] InvalidUser : MikeHunt: lol
[2017-02-24 05:59:50] Coconuter : this trade
[2017-02-24 05:59:54] Coconuter : is like eurovs usd
[2017-02-24 05:59:57] elmorte : fckin markets...how do they work
[2017-02-24 05:59:58] Coconuter : in 2008
[2017-02-24 05:59:58] rapidtrades : MikeHunt: i thought ur LIQ was above 1300?
[2017-02-24 06:00:04] Coconuter : guys
[2017-02-24 06:00:10] MikeHunt : rapidtrades: 1280 :/
[2017-02-24 06:00:13] elmorte : was probably the original line from ICP
[2017-02-24 06:00:13] Coconuter : heavy money
[2017-02-24 06:00:21] Coconuter : transgfer
[2017-02-24 06:00:29] Coconuter : enjoy
[2017-02-24 06:00:42] rapidtrades : MikeHunt: on march?
[2017-02-24 06:00:48] MikeHunt : rapidtrades: yeh
[2017-02-24 06:00:50] BitMEX_John : rapidtrades: there wouldn't be any liquidation on COIN because we liquidate based on the mark price not the last price
[2017-02-24 06:01:15] rapidtrades : BitMEX_John: mark is lsat price
[2017-02-24 06:01:40] BitMEX_John : rapidtrades: apologies, I made a mistake there
[2017-02-24 06:01:47] BitMEX_John : rapidtrades: there are no liquidations on COIN
[2017-02-24 06:02:03] rapidtrades : ok thank u
[2017-02-24 06:02:07] BitMEX_John : rapidtrades: it isn't necessary because there is no leverage
[2017-02-24 06:02:11] Coconuter : that time
[2017-02-24 06:02:15] Coconuter : when you look
[2017-02-24 06:02:19] Coconuter : at the wallet
[2017-02-24 06:02:27] Coconuter : and its 16bitcoins
[2017-02-24 06:02:30] Coconuter : in profit
[2017-02-24 06:02:44] n00bie : Coconuter: full of shit
[2017-02-24 06:02:46] Coconuter : 14.965
[2017-02-24 06:02:49] MadDog : That time when Coco was Euphoric in the trollbox
[2017-02-24 06:02:50] Coconuter : now
[2017-02-24 06:02:53] Coconuter : take profit
[2017-02-24 06:02:55] Coconuter : or not
[2017-02-24 06:03:00] rapidtrades : BitMEX_John: follow up question, if I have other trades on cross margin, is my COIN position safe? from getting the entire account liquidated?
[2017-02-24 06:03:00] Coconuter : lets make a voting
[2017-02-24 06:03:06] Shoba : BitMEX_John: is it correct that unrealized profits in one market are NOT used to prevent liquidation in another?
[2017-02-24 06:03:09] samantha : take it
[2017-02-24 06:03:10] elmorte : MadDog: we've all had our drunk trollbox moments
[2017-02-24 06:03:15] Coconuter : lets make a voting session
[2017-02-24 06:03:21] Coconuter : no
[2017-02-24 06:03:22] rapidtrades : Shoba: its true
[2017-02-24 06:03:26] Coconuter : it was 6btc
[2017-02-24 06:03:28] MadDog : I stopped drinking over 2 months ago.. it made me pee in bed
[2017-02-24 06:03:29] Shoba : rapidtrades: thanks
[2017-02-24 06:03:35] elmorte : At least I think so, can't remember
[2017-02-24 06:03:40] Coconuter : 1 hour ago
[2017-02-24 06:03:44] Coconuter : fuck you
[2017-02-24 06:03:44] MadDog : Make sure and put an extra blanket on your bed to soak up the pee, Coconuter
[2017-02-24 06:03:45] DorianWhack-A-Moto : MadDog: lol every time?
[2017-02-24 06:03:46] BitMEX_John : rapidtrades: yes because your COIN margin isn't available to other positions
[2017-02-24 06:03:56] Coconuter : now is 15btc
[2017-02-24 06:03:59] samantha : lmao
[2017-02-24 06:04:02] elmorte : MadDog: lol....wtf did you drink??
[2017-02-24 06:04:05] Coconuter : i called my dad
[2017-02-24 06:04:07] samantha : take a vote as long as it's yes
[2017-02-24 06:04:08] rapidtrades : BitMEX_John: thanks
[2017-02-24 06:04:08] Coconuter : and told gim
[2017-02-24 06:04:10] MadDog : Vodka.. and vodka pee STINKS
[2017-02-24 06:04:12] Coconuter : SEEEEEEEEE
[2017-02-24 06:04:22] Coconuter : you said i should short
[2017-02-24 06:04:25] Coconuter : and now im up
[2017-02-24 06:04:28] BitMEX_John : Shoba: that's correct you can read more about margin here - https://www.bitmex.com/app/marginTermReference
[2017-02-24 06:04:30] Coconuter : 100 BTC
[2017-02-24 06:04:32] odieoh : so how much of this volatility is due to woodchipper settlement?
[2017-02-24 06:04:35] Coconuter : EAT ME
[2017-02-24 06:04:41] MadDog : Close it out Coconuter, you might wake up rekt
[2017-02-24 06:04:46] MadDog : Close out and take profit and sober up
[2017-02-24 06:04:50] MadDog : Come back tomorrow
[2017-02-24 06:04:50] elmorte : odieoh: It's Friday, anything;s possible
[2017-02-24 06:05:09] Coconuter : MadDog: i have 1million contracts to fight you
[2017-02-24 06:05:10] Sam : BitMEX_John: Need Help
[2017-02-24 06:05:12] DorianWhack-A-Moto : /price
[2017-02-24 06:05:16] j8 : rapidtrades: no excuses now, get that COIN short on.. you seem pretty confident
[2017-02-24 06:05:16] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1208.04 (-0.11%) Bitfinex : 1211.90 (-0.03%) The Woodchipper : 1166.65 (-0.14%) itBit : 1209.61 (-0.04%) Kraken : 1203.06 (-0.25%) GDAX : 1211.93 (0.08%) ```
[2017-02-24 06:05:17] Coconuter : lol
[2017-02-24 06:05:31] REKT : Getting chopped to death is fun, everyone should try it!
[2017-02-24 06:05:31] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 1000 @ 1263.03
[2017-02-24 06:05:40] BitMEX_John : Sam: okay :)
[2017-02-24 06:06:20] Sam : BitMEX_John: can you check my last order,I don't understand how it got liquidated
[2017-02-24 06:06:28] MadDog : If trading is so profitable why are you working as a trollbox mod, John?
[2017-02-24 06:06:49] BitMEX_John : Sam: if you have been liquidated you will receive a liquidation notice email from us that explains what has happened
[2017-02-24 06:07:05] BitMEX_John : Sam: if after reading it you have any further questions reply directly to it and I will do my best to help you
[2017-02-24 06:07:24] BitMEX_John : MadDog: wouldn't you like to know ;)
[2017-02-24 06:07:25] ubba : Sam: yes you will also receieve a shoutout from the trollbox once you receive a liquidation notice
[2017-02-24 06:07:27] Coconuter : BitMEX_John: he makes so much that he needs to fake his income as a trollbox manager so no one asks him for money
[2017-02-24 06:07:37] DorianWhack-A-Moto : bitmex should add alcohol vouchers in the liquidation email. kind of a hey you got rekt but have a drink on us
[2017-02-24 06:07:40] ubba : how can i be a trollbox manager
[2017-02-24 06:07:55] ubba : can i join as a trollbox supervisor first
[2017-02-24 06:07:56] Coconuter : i still have 20btc running around
[2017-02-24 06:08:00] MadDog : Dorian, I suggested a Bitmex Rekt t-shirt
[2017-02-24 06:08:01] Coconuter : who will be the winner
[2017-02-24 06:08:06] MadDog : With a list of all of your greatest rekts
[2017-02-24 06:08:17] DorianWhack-A-Moto : MadDog: i'd get rekt just to get one
[2017-02-24 06:08:34] ubba : man this is such lazy trading
[2017-02-24 06:08:41] rms : cause he gets to exercise his API orders slightly faster from the bitmex office
[2017-02-24 06:08:42] ubba : ive been long since jan
[2017-02-24 06:08:50] MadDog : I don't even have a dollar left
[2017-02-24 06:08:53] Sam : did price went to 1189 in last 30 min?
[2017-02-24 06:08:54] MadDog : steem price crashed
[2017-02-24 06:09:00] MadDog : my ounce of weed cost me everything I had
[2017-02-24 06:09:08] MadDog : *sad face*
[2017-02-24 06:09:10] Coconuter : every time i want to buy a beer
[2017-02-24 06:09:18] Coconuter : they request my id
[2017-02-24 06:09:21] Coconuter : fucking country
[2017-02-24 06:09:32] Coconuter : where are the alcoohollooihchs
[2017-02-24 06:09:33] ubba : Coconuter: you baby face like me?
[2017-02-24 06:09:38] ubba : happens to me all the time
[2017-02-24 06:09:41] Coconuter : ubba: ubba
[2017-02-24 06:09:45] MadDog : Maybe if you didn't look 13 they wouldn't ID you
[2017-02-24 06:09:46] ubba : gppdomg kr((
[2017-02-24 06:09:51] Coconuter : fucking baby face
[2017-02-24 06:09:56] Coconuter : they cant believe im 332
[2017-02-24 06:10:01] Coconuter : wtf in this reality
[2017-02-24 06:10:05] samantha : 332
[2017-02-24 06:10:13] ubba : (((332)))
[2017-02-24 06:10:14] MadDog : I have gray hairs and I get carded sometimes
[2017-02-24 06:10:30] MadDog : 31 and gray hairs from a rough life..
[2017-02-24 06:10:30] ubba : the worst is when they take a minute to look at the ID
[2017-02-24 06:10:31] Coconuter : guys
[2017-02-24 06:10:35] Coconuter : in my reality
[2017-02-24 06:10:40] Coconuter : this was never
[2017-02-24 06:10:41] ubba : i got carded trying to buy a lighter
[2017-02-24 06:10:42] MadDog : coconuter are you going to rain bitcoin on us tonight or what
[2017-02-24 06:10:42] Coconuter : existance
[2017-02-24 06:10:45] Coconuter : https://www.google.com/search?q=colored+corn&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=638&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiU19KniajSAhXBPCYKHUZkDjkQ_AUIBigB
[2017-02-24 06:10:47] ubba : that was funny
[2017-02-24 06:10:47] Coconuter : please
[2017-02-24 06:10:51] Coconuter : link it
[2017-02-24 06:10:52] MadDog : drunk man always rains bitcoin
[2017-02-24 06:10:53] Coconuter : let me know
[2017-02-24 06:11:03] ubba : guy from store needed my ID for a lighter
[2017-02-24 06:11:10] Coconuter : is this ever on your reality ?
[2017-02-24 06:11:23] Coconuter : a multi colored
[2017-02-24 06:11:25] MadDog : Coconutter it's called gem corn
[2017-02-24 06:11:26] MadDog : I grow it
[2017-02-24 06:11:36] MadDog : I have over 1000 types of seeds
[2017-02-24 06:11:43] MadDog : and am probably the biggest prepper you have ever met
[2017-02-24 06:11:48] Coconuter : mad dog how log have you been growning it
[2017-02-24 06:11:55] samantha : 3BMEXWaPQFmneowYeXvz2mjqbieom1eqDr
[2017-02-24 06:11:55] Coconuter : howlong
[2017-02-24 06:11:57] Coconuter : dujde
[2017-02-24 06:11:57] samantha : here ya go
[2017-02-24 06:12:04] MadDog : I am hoarding gas masks, ham radios, ammo, gas, water, vitamins
[2017-02-24 06:12:04] ubba : MadDog: have you heard of vertical farming
[2017-02-24 06:12:04] Coconuter : we are shifting reality
[2017-02-24 06:12:08] Coconuter : constantly
[2017-02-24 06:12:14] Coconuter : so when are the fuck
[2017-02-24 06:12:16] ubba : its a new thing in agri business
[2017-02-24 06:12:24] Coconuter : you been growing psyco corn
[2017-02-24 06:12:29] MadDog : I have been growing for 7 years.. gem corn only once
[2017-02-24 06:12:29] ubba : japans been testing with it
[2017-02-24 06:12:30] Coconuter : ubba
[2017-02-24 06:12:35] Coconuter : shut the fuck up
[2017-02-24 06:12:42] Coconuter : and listen it
[2017-02-24 06:12:48] MadDog : japan has some cool glow in the dark plants now
[2017-02-24 06:12:55] Coconuter : mad dog
[2017-02-24 06:12:55] ubba : but you can grow lots of crops
[2017-02-24 06:13:03] ubba : saves money
[2017-02-24 06:13:04] Coconuter : this psico corn
[2017-02-24 06:13:07] ubba : and energy mostly
[2017-02-24 06:13:13] Coconuter : i have 33 years old
[2017-02-24 06:13:16] Coconuter : and only now
[2017-02-24 06:13:24] MadDog : You never knew about gem corn?
[2017-02-24 06:13:27] Sam : BitMEX_John: I just replied to that email. Please take a look
[2017-02-24 06:13:28] Coconuter : you guys want to share
[2017-02-24 06:13:29] ubba : they create these pvc pipe towers
[2017-02-24 06:13:34] ubba : and grow crops vertically
[2017-02-24 06:13:35] Coconuter : the colored corn
[2017-02-24 06:13:36] ubba : its crazy
[2017-02-24 06:13:38] Coconuter : !?!???!??
[2017-02-24 06:13:48] Coconuter : i eat corn for 33 yeare
[2017-02-24 06:13:49] MadDog : let's share the corn, coco.
[2017-02-24 06:13:51] ubba : saves money
[2017-02-24 06:13:55] Coconuter : maddog
[2017-02-24 06:14:01] Coconuter : lkkkkkkkk
[2017-02-24 06:14:02] samantha : this coconut is giving me life
[2017-02-24 06:14:04] Coconuter : gunys
[2017-02-24 06:14:08] MadDog : ubba, i'm trying hydro and aeroponics in 5 gallon buckets this year
[2017-02-24 06:14:11] Coconuter : where is the reunion
[2017-02-24 06:14:16] Coconuter : ARTHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[2017-02-24 06:14:17] MadDog : Bahamas
[2017-02-24 06:14:22] MadDog : You buying?
[2017-02-24 06:14:23] Coconuter : talk to me
[2017-02-24 06:14:34] Coconuter : ARTRRRRTTUURUURURUTHHTHHHHH
[2017-02-24 06:14:39] ubba : MadDog: nice setup
[2017-02-24 06:14:39] Coconuter : wheres is the party
[2017-02-24 06:14:45] Coconuter : 2017
[2017-02-24 06:14:50] Coconuter : im funding 1 btc
[2017-02-24 06:14:56] MadDog : ubba, I've been doing organic for 7 years, time to try something new
[2017-02-24 06:15:08] MadDog : 3BMEX28RkLCr6qt9xLGARKCTpc87GEZFNx
[2017-02-24 06:15:18] MadDog : coconutter, the reunion donation address here
[2017-02-24 06:15:18] samantha : nice
[2017-02-24 06:15:21] ubba : im interested in the study of vegetables as well
[2017-02-24 06:15:31] MadDog : dude, I come across new plants every week
[2017-02-24 06:15:41] MadDog : I'm growing tons of hokkaido black watermelons this year
[2017-02-24 06:15:44] samantha : you could try splicing plants?
[2017-02-24 06:16:03] MadDog : black peanuts, carolina reaper peppers, many strains of cannabis, dozens of different fruit trees, berry bushes and grapes
[2017-02-24 06:16:19] ubba : i want to have a nice farm when im older i think food and water will be the best investment
[2017-02-24 06:16:20] MadDog : I make maple syrup.. starting on honey and mushrooms..
[2017-02-24 06:16:30] NukeLaloosh : okc cny above okc usd