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This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.


Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

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[2017-02-24 04:42:16] Coconuter : let me know
[2017-02-24 04:42:26] anonymous123421 : /price
[2017-02-24 04:42:29] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1217.00 (21.70%) Bitfinex : 1218.30 (21.83%) The Woodchipper : 1162.74 (16.27%) itBit : 1215.80 (21.58%) Kraken : 1203.89 (20.39%) GDAX : 1218.70 (21.87%) ```
[2017-02-24 04:42:29] elmorte : CEO might need a room
[2017-02-24 04:43:02] Coconuter : for this service
[2017-02-24 04:43:07] Coconuter : ill pay 2 rooms
[2017-02-24 04:43:13] Coconuter : for real
[2017-02-24 04:43:18] anonymous123421 : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[2017-02-24 04:43:20] Coconuter : they manage to make something profitable
[2017-02-24 04:43:26] Coconuter : to both parts
[2017-02-24 04:43:29] Coconuter : no scam
[2017-02-24 04:43:33] Coconuter : damn it
[2017-02-24 04:43:38] Coconuter : im almost having an orgams
[2017-02-24 04:43:43] Coconuter : lol
[2017-02-24 04:44:08] anonymous123421 : Coconuter: about to coconut?
[2017-02-24 04:44:22] Coconuter : i contained my self
[2017-02-24 04:44:34] m3s : when we retracing this is almost vertical no?
[2017-02-24 04:45:02] Coconuter : ive withdrawn
[2017-02-24 04:45:06] Coconuter : 120btc
[2017-02-24 04:45:08] Coconuter : in bitmex
[2017-02-24 04:45:09] .. : yeh should test like 1170 or at min 1200 ? but ah well, upupup
[2017-02-24 04:45:10] Coconuter : at once
[2017-02-24 04:45:17] Coconuter : and they sent it to me
[2017-02-24 04:45:20] Coconuter : so
[2017-02-24 04:45:24] DorianWhack-A-Moto : sheeeeet XMR. should've been keepin an eye on that
[2017-02-24 04:45:26] startChat : Coconuter: good work :)
[2017-02-24 04:45:29] aethlios : gold 1251, btc 1210, users 1142.
[2017-02-24 04:45:38] Coconuter : bitmex send me the extra btc you promised for the testmony
[2017-02-24 04:45:42] Coconuter : LOL
[2017-02-24 04:45:48] rapidtrades : aethlios: are u long now?
[2017-02-24 04:46:24] aethlios : rapidtrades: no, long ltc, earn funding in btc, wait etf to go long if rejected.
[2017-02-24 04:46:36] Coconuter : startChat: dude went to 20bt and after got to 120 some how
[2017-02-24 04:46:45] Coconuter : magic
[2017-02-24 04:46:46] rapidtrades : aethlios: and if approved?
[2017-02-24 04:46:53] MrRGnome : We need some kind of bitmex meetup so we can pop the champagne and laugh at rapidtrades misery. longs have a lot to celebrate.
[2017-02-24 04:46:57] startChat : Coconuter: magic if u have self control to remove and stop
[2017-02-24 04:47:19] Coconuter : lol
[2017-02-24 04:47:26] aethlios : rapidtrades: if approved will jump to march at 250 premium and lock that interest for 20 days.
[2017-02-24 04:47:27] Coconuter : i was just testing them
[2017-02-24 04:47:39] Coconuter : and i returned
[2017-02-24 04:47:41] Coconuter : and made them
[2017-02-24 04:47:45] Coconuter : much more money
[2017-02-24 04:48:03] MrRGnome : Any bitmex staff around?
[2017-02-24 04:48:19] BitMEX_John : MrRGnome: yes
[2017-02-24 04:48:37] elmorte : So...I don't think my longs at 950 are gonna get filled...
[2017-02-24 04:48:39] MrRGnome : BitMEX_John: Last time the price was here, and we floated so high above mark, bitmex was considering increasing the funding rate
[2017-02-24 04:48:48] MrRGnome : Is that a possibility?
[2017-02-24 04:48:51] yungyang : BitMEX_John: so do you guys sit and read the trollbox or is there a notification for keywords
[2017-02-24 04:49:04] InvalidUser : Wow that works just like Beatlejuice. Bitmex Bitmex Bitmex poof
[2017-02-24 04:49:05] Shaman : /price
[2017-02-24 04:49:09] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1218.30 (0.11%) Bitfinex : 1218.00 (-0.02%) The Woodchipper : 1162.74 (0.00%) itBit : 1215.52 (-0.02%) Kraken : 1202.79 (-0.09%) GDAX : 1217.57 (-0.09%) ```
[2017-02-24 04:49:37] MrRGnome : Bitmex has the best availability of its staff, easily their best feature imo
[2017-02-24 04:49:49] anonymous123421 : BitMEX_John: are you guys going to remove O K C O I N from the index? didn't they suspend withdrawals?
[2017-02-24 04:50:00] ubba : MrRGnome: nice try bitmex shill
[2017-02-24 04:50:01] InvalidUser : I have to admit the staff is quick and knows there shit
[2017-02-24 04:50:02] aethlios : rapidtrades: because of rotation, many will jump to ltc.
[2017-02-24 04:50:12] Coconuter : BitMEX_John: when its the party ? im in
[2017-02-24 04:50:13] ubba : MrRGnome: who are you greg?
[2017-02-24 04:50:15] ubba : or john?
[2017-02-24 04:50:20] elmorte : anonymous123421: that's okcoin.cn. Did okcoin.com suspend withdrawals too?
[2017-02-24 04:50:30] Coconuter : ubba gooding jr. is my guest
[2017-02-24 04:50:32] elmorte : heh...
[2017-02-24 04:50:32] anonymous123421 : elmorte: Not sure actually
[2017-02-24 04:50:34] MrRGnome : ubba: You caught em, tehre is no Greg, John or Sam. it's all just me.
[2017-02-24 04:50:39] elmorte : anonymous123421: not afaik
[2017-02-24 04:50:39] BitMEX_John : MrRGnome: there are some complications for this, it would impact margin requirements for instance
[2017-02-24 04:50:45] ubba : i knew it it was john
[2017-02-24 04:51:04] elmorte : BitMEX_John: Hi John, what's your timezone?
[2017-02-24 04:51:05] bigdickbandit : I closed at 1210
[2017-02-24 04:51:06] BitMEX_John : anonymous123421: this has been a topic of discussion and when a decision is made there will be an announcement
[2017-02-24 04:51:08] bigdickbandit : Good luck lads
[2017-02-24 04:51:18] Coconuter : john
[2017-02-24 04:51:22] ubba : elmorte its EDT
[2017-02-24 04:51:22] Coconuter : focus on the party please
[2017-02-24 04:51:24] ubba : oops wrong account
[2017-02-24 04:51:29] MrRGnome : BitMEX_John: Yes, it was consider previously in similar circumstance and was going to be implimented if the swap diverged significantly from mark.
[2017-02-24 04:51:32] elmorte : ubba: hahaha
[2017-02-24 04:51:36] anonymous123421 : BitMEX_John: OK great, it seems like that's why the mark price is depressed
[2017-02-24 04:51:41] MrRGnome : Is something like that going to happen again or not somehting you are considering?
[2017-02-24 04:52:15] BitMEX_John : elmorte: I'm currently working Hong Kong 9 to 5 but I will be covering London 9 to 5 from April
[2017-02-24 04:52:30] l3f : BitMEX_John: Can the okcoin filter be removed?
[2017-02-24 04:52:31] l3f : it's part of the index
[2017-02-24 04:52:33] elmorte : Cool, cheers mate
[2017-02-24 04:52:40] l3f : creates endless confusion for your newbies
[2017-02-24 04:52:46] zanza : BullStamp
[2017-02-24 04:52:51] elmorte : l3f: part of the lore
[2017-02-24 04:53:06] Coconuter : BitMEX_John: can you receive some money and buy it on bitfinex without telling anyone ?
[2017-02-24 04:53:09] MikeHunt : either add a warning or remove okc imo
[2017-02-24 04:53:10] l3f : elmorte: at least make it hot link the image
[2017-02-24 04:53:19] l3f : Leave OKC alone
[2017-02-24 04:53:26] BitMEX_John : MrRGnome: if the premium stays some action will need to be taken on our part
[2017-02-24 04:53:32] l3f : remember when you people wanted bitstamp gone for not pumping as hard?
[2017-02-24 04:53:42] elmorte : BitMEX_John: which is more expensive, HK or London?
[2017-02-24 04:53:43] MrRGnome : BitMEX_John: appreciated, thanks.
[2017-02-24 04:53:49] MikeHunt : l3f: i dont mind em staying but it makes mark price a lot lower so will snare the unsuspecting
[2017-02-24 04:53:52] m3s : l3f: i member
[2017-02-24 04:54:03] bigdickbandit : SHES DUMPIN
[2017-02-24 04:54:04] BitMEX_John : elmorte: to live in?
[2017-02-24 04:54:08] elmorte : yup
[2017-02-24 04:54:17] Coconuter : dont ignore me john
[2017-02-24 04:54:23] Coconuter : ill share our pictures
[2017-02-24 04:54:25] ubba : oh shit we dumping?
[2017-02-24 04:54:26] BitMEX_John : I'm not sure @elmorte
[2017-02-24 04:54:27] Coconuter : in the chat
[2017-02-24 04:54:32] Coconuter : lol
[2017-02-24 04:54:37] MrRGnome : Don't fall into another bear trap
[2017-02-24 04:54:39] BitMEX_John : Coconuter: haha apologies, I didn't mean to miss your message
[2017-02-24 04:54:43] ubba : BitMEX_John: do you know if bitmex will have etf futures?
[2017-02-24 04:54:43] InvalidUser : It's just the 13 dollar dip
[2017-02-24 04:54:49] InvalidUser : keep your pants on
[2017-02-24 04:54:53] InvalidUser : plz
[2017-02-24 04:54:54] ubba : if the etf gets passed
[2017-02-24 04:55:00] Coconuter : ok im kipping our photos in oaris
[2017-02-24 04:55:04] Coconuter : no worry
[2017-02-24 04:55:11] m3s : InvalidUser: my leverage could only handle 2$ dips
[2017-02-24 04:55:13] BitMEX_John : ubba: if the etf gets approved that would definitely be a product we may consider
[2017-02-24 04:55:20] ubba : nice
[2017-02-24 04:55:20] Coconuter : guys
[2017-02-24 04:55:25] Coconuter : etf is pre aproved
[2017-02-24 04:55:27] Coconuter : elite
[2017-02-24 04:55:29] Coconuter : modafuckers
[2017-02-24 04:55:32] Coconuter : may trick
[2017-02-24 04:55:33] ubba : bimex just pre approved the etf
[2017-02-24 04:55:33] Vicariously : InvalidUser: teach me senpai. howd u know it would xD
[2017-02-24 04:55:36] Coconuter : depending on the open orders
[2017-02-24 04:55:42] ubba : you heard it here first guys
[2017-02-24 04:55:43] InvalidUser : m3s: can you deleverage?
[2017-02-24 04:55:43] Coconuter : so open on that day
[2017-02-24 04:55:47] Coconuter : /minute
[2017-02-24 04:55:55] m3s : InvalidUser: I'm kidding :D
[2017-02-24 04:56:04] ubba : pre approved upon pending approval
[2017-02-24 04:56:06] Vicariously : InvalidUser: im not xD
[2017-02-24 04:56:14] Coconuter : ubba gooding jr.
[2017-02-24 04:56:18] Coconuter : you know how it is
[2017-02-24 04:56:21] BitMEX_John : the team has been discussing the XBT index related issues a lot and a decision will be made soon if the underlying issues don't self rectify
[2017-02-24 04:56:22] Coconuter : who pays it more
[2017-02-24 04:56:56] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 2000 @ 1261.50
[2017-02-24 04:57:06] Tommy : Any idea why funding is capped at 0.375%?
[2017-02-24 04:57:08] Coconuter : my open order
[2017-02-24 04:57:10] anonymous123421 : BitMEX_John: Glad to hear you guys are being proactive
[2017-02-24 04:57:12] Coconuter : is 15bitcoins
[2017-02-24 04:57:15] Coconuter : up
[2017-02-24 04:57:17] Coconuter : lol
[2017-02-24 04:57:21] InvalidUser : Vicariously: stare at Bitcoin charts for a long enough time you are able to admit to your self you have no idea what is going on.
[2017-02-24 04:57:21] Coconuter : fuck h=that
[2017-02-24 04:57:24] ubba : Tommy: i swear i saw funding over 1% once
[2017-02-24 04:57:33] BitMEX_John : Tommy: you can read about this here https://www.bitmex.com/app/swapsGuide#Funding
[2017-02-24 04:57:40] elmorte : InvalidUser: word!
[2017-02-24 04:57:41] Coconuter : this neww reality is aweso=me
[2017-02-24 04:57:46] Vicariously : InvalidUser: HA! perfect
[2017-02-24 04:57:49] Coconuter : im gonna call arthur next eek
[2017-02-24 04:57:53] ubba : oh shit while we are talking btc getting shat on
[2017-02-24 04:57:56] Coconuter : beers are on me
[2017-02-24 04:58:02] n00bie : /price
[2017-02-24 04:58:06] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1203.39 (-1.22%) Bitfinex : 1208.90 (-0.75%) The Woodchipper : 1157.45 (-0.45%) itBit : 1209.11 (-0.53%) Kraken : 1201.00 (-0.15%) GDAX : 1204.53 (-1.07%) ```
[2017-02-24 04:58:11] DorianWhack-A-Moto : ubba: its just a lilttle dip on way to moon
[2017-02-24 04:58:14] arbitrage101 : what happen
[2017-02-24 04:58:15] thxforyourbtc! : how much vol is that in $$ coin into coin bh17?
[2017-02-24 04:58:17] Tommy : BitMEX_John: I see. I realized I forgot dividing by 3 and thought it should be above 1%.
[2017-02-24 04:58:17] arbitrage101 : buy da dip!
[2017-02-24 04:58:40] Coconuter : thxforyourbtc!: 1 million
[2017-02-24 04:58:57] ubba : okcoin futures uses an index that has multiple exchanges no?
[2017-02-24 04:58:57] arbitrage101 : chance to get rich again, fellow
[2017-02-24 04:59:23] ubba : OKCoin USD $1,157.56 16.67% OKCoin China $1,166.89 16.67% BTC China $1,137.56 16.67% Bitstamp $1,204.92 16.67% HuoBi $1,142.02 16.67% Coinbase $1,205.50 16.67%
[2017-02-24 04:59:35] Coconuter : guys
[2017-02-24 04:59:39] Coconuter : get rich
[2017-02-24 04:59:43] Coconuter : keep on shorting
[2017-02-24 04:59:45] Coconuter : no one wants
[2017-02-24 04:59:50] Coconuter : digital currency
[2017-02-24 04:59:54] Coconuter : sell your house
[2017-02-24 04:59:59] Coconuter : and short
[2017-02-24 05:00:01] tb : its time to get out
[2017-02-24 05:00:04] tb : crashing to 500
[2017-02-24 05:00:04] Coconuter : double lease it
[2017-02-24 05:00:08] Coconuter : and short it
[2017-02-24 05:00:56] ubba : i know we reached all time high
[2017-02-24 05:01:01] ubba : but it doesnt feel like the hype from 2013
[2017-02-24 05:01:12] anonymous123421 : Coconuter: take out 5 adjustable rate mortgages, several credit cards, and short BTC 100x
[2017-02-24 05:01:13] ubba : why is the msm ignoring this
[2017-02-24 05:01:26] rapidgains : well
[2017-02-24 05:01:30] InvalidUser : MSM is not your friend
[2017-02-24 05:01:32] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 3200 @ 1266.11
[2017-02-24 05:01:36] rapidgains : thats because bitcoin already x5d by the time it was euphoric
[2017-02-24 05:01:42] .. : CNBC had a nice graph /s https://i.redditmedia.com/Oa6ipWb1fVVzFX9alcEY128OzOT_9aO3gQugkm0doB4.jpg?w=845&s=5f3d0b8029c8cd5968d9e2a32822978c
[2017-02-24 05:01:55] ubba : yeah thats the perfect word
[2017-02-24 05:01:56] Coconuter : anonymous123421: i have no credit score
[2017-02-24 05:02:02] Coconuter : i have money
[2017-02-24 05:02:04] ubba : euphoria
[2017-02-24 05:02:05] Coconuter : but in this country
[2017-02-24 05:02:11] Coconuter : its crazy
[2017-02-24 05:02:16] ubba : thats what this bull run needs
[2017-02-24 05:02:18] Coconuter : you have money and they think you are shit
[2017-02-24 05:02:21] InvalidUser : The MSM was saying buy Bear Stearns 24 hours before it was liquidated.
[2017-02-24 05:02:22] Coconuter : wild
[2017-02-24 05:02:23] anonymous123421 : Coconuter: what country I might ask?
[2017-02-24 05:02:32] ubba : i mean i know dow is hitting all time highs too
[2017-02-24 05:02:42] Coconuter : anonymous123421: im in usa
[2017-02-24 05:02:48] elmorte : InvalidUser: that was CNBC, right?
[2017-02-24 05:02:48] ubba : they just focused with the stock markets
[2017-02-24 05:02:59] ubba : which is equally euphoric right now
[2017-02-24 05:03:01] Coconuter : ubba
[2017-02-24 05:03:02] thxforyourbtc! : xbth17 will close at xbtusd or xbt/usd spot price in march 31?
[2017-02-24 05:03:05] Coconuter : add that mofo
[2017-02-24 05:03:05] elmorte : That bald dude...got called out by Jon Stewart later
[2017-02-24 05:03:08] Coconuter : 10k
[2017-02-24 05:03:09] InvalidUser : The dow is over 200k because it is propped up with fake paper money
[2017-02-24 05:03:16] Coconuter : guys
[2017-02-24 05:03:20] ubba : yeah
[2017-02-24 05:03:20] Coconuter : its infinite money
[2017-02-24 05:03:21] mossid : /price
[2017-02-24 05:03:24] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1204.00 (0.05%) Bitfinex : 1209.70 (0.07%) The Woodchipper : 1157.41 (0.00%) itBit : 1204.24 (-0.40%) Kraken : 1200.01 (-0.08%) GDAX : 1208.63 (0.34%) ```
[2017-02-24 05:03:25] Coconuter : just whoerd it
[2017-02-24 05:03:30] ubba : lol
[2017-02-24 05:03:39] thxforyourbtc! : i have to say im yoloed even more leveraged in the dow than i am here lol
[2017-02-24 05:03:39] Coconuter : some pay for the kids dippers
[2017-02-24 05:03:51] InvalidUser : elmorte: Yes it was msnbc's Jim Cramer
[2017-02-24 05:03:54] Coconuter : others for the grand father dippers
[2017-02-24 05:04:00] ubba : thxforyourbtc!: nice
[2017-02-24 05:04:02] Coconuter : who ever keeps it more
[2017-02-24 05:04:04] Coconuter : iinto bitcoin
[2017-02-24 05:04:09] Coconuter : will be the winner
[2017-02-24 05:04:20] ubba : im long sp since trump got elected lol
[2017-02-24 05:04:29] Coconuter : drump
[2017-02-24 05:04:32] Coconuter : love him
[2017-02-24 05:04:33] ubba : lol just realized tru_mp = drumpf here
[2017-02-24 05:04:38] Coconuter : he is a time traveller
[2017-02-24 05:04:41] Coconuter : ubba jr.
[2017-02-24 05:04:44] ubba : SAD!
[2017-02-24 05:04:44] Coconuter : google it
[2017-02-24 05:04:54] Coconuter : he saved us
[2017-02-24 05:04:55] ubba : we need some MAGA up in here
[2017-02-24 05:04:58] Coconuter : from world war 3
[2017-02-24 05:05:04] Coconuter : he fakes to fight with russia now
[2017-02-24 05:05:09] Coconuter : but we are all connected
[2017-02-24 05:05:10] Raknid : /wall
[2017-02-24 05:05:11] trollbot : ``` BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1205.05 =>[719 Ƀ](0%)<= 1236.00 Bids: 1174.00 =>[350 Ƀ](0%)<= 1204.56```
[2017-02-24 05:05:11] trollbot : ``` BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1211.6 =>[3207 Ƀ](0%)<= 1241.8 Bids: 1180.4 =>[674 Ƀ](0%)<= 1210.5```
[2017-02-24 05:05:13] InvalidUser : The flash crash is over, Carry on!
[2017-02-24 05:05:19] ubba : /request add /google to trollbot
[2017-02-24 05:05:30] ubba : shit how do you request
[2017-02-24 05:05:33] ubba : oh well
[2017-02-24 05:05:34] MikeHunt : yup, minor pothole on okc
[2017-02-24 05:05:40] Coconuter : trump
[2017-02-24 05:05:44] Coconuter : lol
[2017-02-24 05:05:48] Coconuter : trum P
[2017-02-24 05:05:52] ubba : Donald Trum_P
[2017-02-24 05:05:55] Coconuter : is the best thing
[2017-02-24 05:05:58] Coconuter : the world
[2017-02-24 05:05:59] ubba : fucked
[2017-02-24 05:06:00] Coconuter : could ever
[2017-02-24 05:06:01] ubba : fucking
[2017-02-24 05:06:04] ubba : retarded
[2017-02-24 05:06:04] Coconuter : receive
[2017-02-24 05:06:07] Coconuter : you mother fucker
[2017-02-24 05:06:08] Coconuter : idiots
[2017-02-24 05:06:11] ubba : what other words are censored here
[2017-02-24 05:06:12] Coconuter : wake up
[2017-02-24 05:06:16] ubba : jews
[2017-02-24 05:06:17] elmorte : ubba: *********
[2017-02-24 05:06:24] elmorte : \*
[2017-02-24 05:06:28] elmorte : \*\*\*\*
[2017-02-24 05:06:28] ubba : hmm thats wierd jews translates to jews
[2017-02-24 05:06:42] Coconuter : jews are pumping btc
[2017-02-24 05:06:45] ubba : is bitmex racist?
[2017-02-24 05:06:54] ubba : why is jews being translated to jews
[2017-02-24 05:06:59] ubba : jews
[2017-02-24 05:07:05] Coconuter : jues ?
[2017-02-24 05:07:12] Coconuter : juesssssssss
[2017-02-24 05:07:15] ubba : rat_s
[2017-02-24 05:07:16] Coconuter : jesuss
[2017-02-24 05:07:17] ubba : jews
[2017-02-24 05:07:20] InvalidUser : Jewsus christ
[2017-02-24 05:07:23] anonymous123421 : I hate the trollbot tbh
[2017-02-24 05:07:25] Coconuter : jewus
[2017-02-24 05:07:42] ubba : i find it wierd how the word jews is being translated to jews
[2017-02-24 05:07:45] Coconuter : guys
[2017-02-24 05:07:52] Coconuter : people was
[2017-02-24 05:07:55] ThruTheFloor : jews
[2017-02-24 05:07:58] ThruTheFloor : jedus
[2017-02-24 05:08:00] Coconuter : voting for hillary
[2017-02-24 05:08:01] ThruTheFloor : jesus
[2017-02-24 05:08:01] InvalidUser : Jawa
[2017-02-24 05:08:05] Coconuter : or hilary
[2017-02-24 05:08:07] ubba : ThruTheFloor: i still see the word jews
[2017-02-24 05:08:11] ThruTheFloor : What word?
[2017-02-24 05:08:13] ubba : its being censored
[2017-02-24 05:08:13] Coconuter : each reaity she changes hername
[2017-02-24 05:08:15] Coconuter : LOL
[2017-02-24 05:08:17] Coconuter : guys
[2017-02-24 05:08:22] Coconuter : 20-40years
[2017-02-24 05:08:25] Coconuter : same gang
[2017-02-24 05:08:31] ThruTheFloor : No
[2017-02-24 05:08:32] Coconuter : in the most important country
[2017-02-24 05:08:43] n00bie : /price
[2017-02-24 05:08:48] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1205.00 (0.08%) Bitfinex : 1210.40 (0.06%) The Woodchipper : 1159.15 (0.15%) itBit : 1206.70 (0.20%) Kraken : 1200.01 (0.00%) GDAX : 1210.00 (0.11%) ```
[2017-02-24 05:08:57] Coconuter : wake up you mofos this is a change we are geting to fix shit
[2017-02-24 05:09:56] bigdickbandit : Rebought at 1203
[2017-02-24 05:09:56] bigdickbandit : shiet
[2017-02-24 05:10:12] rapidtrades : https://www.fxstreet.com/news/pboc-set-to-issue-crypto-currency-201702240146
[2017-02-24 05:10:22] rapidtrades : ^ here comes the bitcoin killer
[2017-02-24 05:10:26] arbitrage101 : rapidtrades: good news for bitcoin
[2017-02-24 05:10:33] arbitrage101 : all in at 100x
[2017-02-24 05:10:34] InvalidUser : When is Donny Tiny Hands going to default on the dollar
[2017-02-24 05:10:35] Coconuter : rapid
[2017-02-24 05:10:36] ubba : i like to think the reason we are bull run is because of trum_p
[2017-02-24 05:10:38] Coconuter : smell my balls
[2017-02-24 05:10:39] arbitrage101 : china going crypto!
[2017-02-24 05:10:41] ubba : not because of etf
[2017-02-24 05:10:47] rapidtrades : hint: governments don't like competition
[2017-02-24 05:10:51] Coconuter : i know you are long
[2017-02-24 05:10:54] shery : rapidtrades: rumour is tht you got liquidate
[2017-02-24 05:10:59] Coconuter : your hired
[2017-02-24 05:11:00] arbitrage101 : china loves bitcoin
[2017-02-24 05:11:00] ubba : shery: incorrect
[2017-02-24 05:11:03] ubba : oops wrong account
[2017-02-24 05:11:12] arbitrage101 : shery: hello
[2017-02-24 05:11:15] arbitrage101 : are you a girl?
[2017-02-24 05:11:21] arbitrage101 : where are you located?
[2017-02-24 05:11:28] l3f : Remember, when people complain about the index
[2017-02-24 05:11:30] l3f : it is the beginning of the end
[2017-02-24 05:11:33] shery : arbitrage101: Lol why do you need a gf
[2017-02-24 05:11:42] arbitrage101 : shery: just asking
[2017-02-24 05:11:55] shery : arbitrage101: Not a girl
[2017-02-24 05:12:11] rapidtrades : arbitrage101: ur a tool
[2017-02-24 05:12:15] Coconuter : hey admins
[2017-02-24 05:12:18] Coconuter : how we can get
[2017-02-24 05:12:20] arbitrage101 : rapidtrades: need a boyfriend?
[2017-02-24 05:12:21] Coconuter : a live stream
[2017-02-24 05:12:23] elmorte : shery: arb just came into some extra disposable income..
[2017-02-24 05:12:24] Coconuter : of music
[2017-02-24 05:12:28] Coconuter : on this chat
[2017-02-24 05:12:30] Coconuter : !?!???!?!?!
[2017-02-24 05:12:44] Coconuter : im going to build the live music bitcoin chat
[2017-02-24 05:12:50] Coconuter : wtf
[2017-02-24 05:13:00] Coconuter : worlds first
[2017-02-24 05:13:32] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 13093 @ 1188.72
[2017-02-24 05:13:50] ThruTheFloor : WHo is stupid enough to still be shorting?
[2017-02-24 05:13:51] ubba : Coconuter: theres already a patent on trollboxes
[2017-02-24 05:13:54] ubba : you might get sued
[2017-02-24 05:14:01] InvalidUser : Everytime REKT posts I check just to make sure it was not me
[2017-02-24 05:14:02] MrRGnome : Coconuter: It should play music based on the current sentiment. sentiment DJ.
[2017-02-24 05:14:02] arbitrage101 : ThruTheFloor: me?
[2017-02-24 05:14:05] ThruTheFloor : Haven't we seen enough blood? Kids, don't do shorts
[2017-02-24 05:14:21] Coconuter : dude
[2017-02-24 05:14:22] sleger : Hey boyz swap is slightly above
[2017-02-24 05:14:24] Coconuter : im in guys
[2017-02-24 05:14:25] ThruTheFloor : arbitrage101: Aw look, it's re-tarded
[2017-02-24 05:14:27] aethlios : bitmex 100 mill usd volume.
[2017-02-24 05:14:27] sleger : mark
[2017-02-24 05:14:30] ubba : drain the swap
[2017-02-24 05:14:31] Coconuter : ill share my app
[2017-02-24 05:14:35] Coconuter : in 10 days here
[2017-02-24 05:14:35] InvalidUser : Coconuter: woot
[2017-02-24 05:14:37] arbitrage101 : sleger: good moring, buddy
[2017-02-24 05:14:40] arbitrage101 : how is miami
[2017-02-24 05:14:42] Coconuter : its ready
[2017-02-24 05:14:47] rogue : aethlios: daily?
[2017-02-24 05:14:47] sleger : I just got there
[2017-02-24 05:14:54] InvalidUser : Coconuter: Bitmex app?
[2017-02-24 05:14:55] Coconuter : sleger in miami
[2017-02-24 05:14:57] arbitrage101 : you mean got here
[2017-02-24 05:15:00] Coconuter : wtf
[2017-02-24 05:15:03] aethlios : last 24h all contracts
[2017-02-24 05:15:03] sleger : warming up now
[2017-02-24 05:15:06] Coconuter : give me the address
[2017-02-24 05:15:14] Coconuter : im in upper east side
[2017-02-24 05:15:18] Coconuter : cant believe
[2017-02-24 05:15:34] Coconuter : the all mighty SLEGERRRRRRR
[2017-02-24 05:15:43] Coconuter : where is the cougar ?
[2017-02-24 05:15:52] thxforyourbtc! : sleger short lol
[2017-02-24 05:15:58] thxforyourbtc! : paying all of us
[2017-02-24 05:16:02] arbitrage101 : hah he is always net long
[2017-02-24 05:16:05] KyllingLolsson : Fuck... I get my pay on monday... Cant buy bitcoin
[2017-02-24 05:16:17] Coconuter : i need to talk to sleger because he is from europe
[2017-02-24 05:16:24] Coconuter : my main focus
[2017-02-24 05:16:28] sleger : Almost flat net but was long quaterlies a lot short swap so yes im still making money
[2017-02-24 05:16:29] ubba : i am gently carresing too at the fact that
[2017-02-24 05:16:35] ubba : i cant withdraw btc from okcoin
[2017-02-24 05:16:39] Coconuter : matrix made he come to 3 blocks from me
[2017-02-24 05:16:40] ubba : i coulda been 20x
[2017-02-24 05:16:44] Coconuter : so we could have a talk
[2017-02-24 05:16:46] arbitrage101 : of course, 1% a day is fubar
[2017-02-24 05:16:48] ubba : but im stuck with btc
[2017-02-24 05:16:53] Coconuter : not tofay
[2017-02-24 05:16:55] ubba : 1x
[2017-02-24 05:16:55] Coconuter : tomorrow
[2017-02-24 05:16:58] Coconuter : lunch
[2017-02-24 05:17:35] ubba : the worst part is i need to withdraw money so i can buy stuff and i cant need to wait for a few more days
[2017-02-24 05:17:41] ubba : fuck you pboc
[2017-02-24 05:17:55] Coconuter : ubba godding jr.
[2017-02-24 05:18:00] Coconuter : tomorrow is etf
[2017-02-24 05:18:06] arbitrage101 : ubba: balless if you are only 1x
[2017-02-24 05:18:08] Coconuter : they will allow you to withdraw
[2017-02-24 05:18:12] anonymous123421 : Coconuter: sauce?
[2017-02-24 05:18:16] ubba : arbitrage101: i agree
[2017-02-24 05:18:22] arbitrage101 : go to kiddy playground --> finex
[2017-02-24 05:18:30] rapidtrades : @sleger https://www.fxstreet.com/news/pboc-set-to-issue-crypto-currency-201702240146
[2017-02-24 05:18:31] Coconuter : anonymous123421: barbecue
[2017-02-24 05:18:32] elmorte : arbitrage101: yeah, otherwise I'd long swap and short march
[2017-02-24 05:18:39] ubba : arbitrage my btc is stuck in limbo
[2017-02-24 05:18:39] InvalidUser : pboc has done all they can do. You should be able to pull your $$ p[retty quick here @ubba
[2017-02-24 05:18:40] jonglaserlovesgear : sell wall at 8100
[2017-02-24 05:18:49] ubba : i have to wait
[2017-02-24 05:19:01] arbitrage101 : my btc is stucked at okc also. limbo
[2017-02-24 05:19:10] ubba : yeah as soon as okcoin allows btc withdrawals im outta there
[2017-02-24 05:19:13] arbitrage101 : stucked with a shit ton of long and loan
[2017-02-24 05:19:16] anonymous123421 : Coconuter: you know about the ETF because of a barbecue? do you eat burgers with the SEC regulators?
[2017-02-24 05:19:24] elmorte : arbitrage101: okc.cn?
[2017-02-24 05:19:24] jonglaserlovesgear : and 8150 and 8200 :p
[2017-02-24 05:19:33] arbitrage101 : elmorte: okc.com
[2017-02-24 05:19:44] elmorte : arbitrage101: oh you mean locked in the position?
[2017-02-24 05:19:50] Coconuter : anonymous123421: barbecue infnite with etf sauce
[2017-02-24 05:19:54] sleger : rapidtrades: doesnt stop the price
[2017-02-24 05:19:55] ubba : during that period when okc china was higher than USD
[2017-02-24 05:19:59] Coconuter : just add the mostard
[2017-02-24 05:20:02] ubba : i tried to sell to make some profit for 50 dollars a btc
[2017-02-24 05:20:03] arbitrage101 : elmorte: had margin loan, cant withdraw without closing
[2017-02-24 05:20:07] ubba : and just left my btc on the site
[2017-02-24 05:20:15] elmorte : arbitrage101: :/
[2017-02-24 05:20:17] ubba : and i got screwed not being allowed to withdrraw
[2017-02-24 05:20:40] Coconuter : sleger: are you on the doral ? where is the cougar dude
[2017-02-24 05:20:44] elmorte : any quick and dirty tips on margin trading on okc.com?
[2017-02-24 05:20:53] sleger : Sorry cant talk muchbusy with a large group @Coconuter we are taking over miami for a couple of days
[2017-02-24 05:20:56] ubba : elmorte: dont let it liquidate
[2017-02-24 05:21:02] ubba : always try to market limit close
[2017-02-24 05:21:05] ubba : before liqudation
[2017-02-24 05:21:05] sleger : Coconuter: we are at fontainebleau
[2017-02-24 05:21:12] Coconuter : lol
[2017-02-24 05:21:15] ubba : thats my only advice
[2017-02-24 05:21:18] arbitrage101 : elmorte: if you have extra free btc, max out loan and go long, short the equivalnent of swap here
[2017-02-24 05:21:18] ubba : it will save you btc
[2017-02-24 05:21:27] Coconuter : sleger: arrange 15min to coconuter and be happy with it
[2017-02-24 05:21:38] InvalidUser : elmorte: Practice with small amounts first
[2017-02-24 05:22:00] ubba : careful of revenge trading
[2017-02-24 05:22:02] elmorte : arbitrage101: that's what I've been thinking....just scared I'm missing some nuance of okc.com platform
[2017-02-24 05:22:07] InvalidUser : Or you can do what I did loose a bunch of coin and then try to recover it
[2017-02-24 05:22:10] ubba : when you fuck up understand why you fucked up
[2017-02-24 05:22:13] jonglaserlovesgear : wall touched...
[2017-02-24 05:22:24] sleger : I think the 8 of us in the room might add up to over 10m$ a year of payout
[2017-02-24 05:22:28] elmorte : InvalidUser: haha...yeah...
[2017-02-24 05:22:34] sleger : Night might be expensive
[2017-02-24 05:22:45] InvalidUser : BS wall gone
[2017-02-24 05:22:47] ubba : i see a lot of people trying to increase their leverage to make their money back
[2017-02-24 05:22:49] rapidtrades : https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-02-23/pboc-is-going-digital-as-mobile-payments-boom-transforms-economy
[2017-02-24 05:22:49] ubba : and end up losing more
[2017-02-24 05:22:51] elmorte : sleger: but you don't drink
[2017-02-24 05:22:54] ubba : so just dont get rekt like that
[2017-02-24 05:23:02] sleger : elmorte: i do
[2017-02-24 05:23:14] ubba : also do drugs
[2017-02-24 05:23:28] MikeHunt : i learnt why i lost so much
[2017-02-24 05:23:30] MikeHunt : now im being careful
[2017-02-24 05:23:36] InvalidUser : ubba: That's what I did
[2017-02-24 05:23:41] MadDog : Praise Lord Jesus, Amen
[2017-02-24 05:23:43] arbitrage101 : MikeHunt: cuz your leverage is too low?
[2017-02-24 05:23:43] sleger : But even if you dont tables in clubs are always a few k for few guys
[2017-02-24 05:23:43] ubba : stimulants will let you punch in those keys quickly
[2017-02-24 05:23:44] elmorte : still do, too
[2017-02-24 05:23:56] InvalidUser : Not a smart plan,, But I only needed it to work once
[2017-02-24 05:23:56] MikeHunt : arbitrage101: my short from jan :/
[2017-02-24 05:24:03] MikeHunt : arbitrage101: had to cut it loose, costly
[2017-02-24 05:24:04] ubba : yeah
[2017-02-24 05:24:09] ubba : go go pills
[2017-02-24 05:24:09] shery : china cant break 8100
[2017-02-24 05:24:12] Coconuter : la fin du monde
[2017-02-24 05:24:20] MadDog : hi Mike
[2017-02-24 05:24:22] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 12081 @ 1272.00
[2017-02-24 05:24:22] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 350 @ 1271.35
[2017-02-24 05:24:22] ubba : elmorte: also get a good wank
[2017-02-24 05:24:28] ubba : wank during price movements
[2017-02-24 05:24:30] shery : broken
[2017-02-24 05:24:32] sleger : Swap is completely wreked here not tracking market
[2017-02-24 05:24:36] sleger : thats bad
[2017-02-24 05:24:37] ubba : itll help clear your mind
[2017-02-24 05:24:39] MikeHunt : MadDog: hey, i think ur worth more than me here now lol
[2017-02-24 05:24:53] MadDog : Selling Bitmex Rekt t-shirts. $9.99
[2017-02-24 05:24:56] ubba : if the price starts dropping
[2017-02-24 05:24:57] elmorte : sleger: sounds like a Trum.p tweet
[2017-02-24 05:25:02] ubba : give your prick a tug
[2017-02-24 05:25:02] anonymous123421 : elmorte: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSn1g-6h1OQ
[2017-02-24 05:25:15] sleger : Ok gotto do dom p shots now who made that up
[2017-02-24 05:25:26] MadDog : I care not for these "coins" I have the best weed from Alphabay
[2017-02-24 05:25:28] InvalidUser : ubba: Do not be afraid to reverse a trade.. If you make a mistake fix it ASAP and turn it in to a positive learning experience.
[2017-02-24 05:25:32] Coconuter : hehuehueuehue sleger
[2017-02-24 05:25:36] Coconuter : first class
[2017-02-24 05:25:40] Coconuter : 3 bottles
[2017-02-24 05:25:49] elmorte : anonymous123421: :thumbsup:
[2017-02-24 05:25:53] ubba : yeah agree with InvalidUser
[2017-02-24 05:26:00] ubba : saw that with thatceoguy
[2017-02-24 05:26:11] ubba : if he wasnt trolling he just let his position get worse and worse
[2017-02-24 05:26:11] Coconuter : ubba
[2017-02-24 05:26:14] Coconuter : i liked you more
[2017-02-24 05:26:15] MadDog : The Bitmex Pump
[2017-02-24 05:26:18] Coconuter : when you where the anchor
[2017-02-24 05:26:29] MadDog : I'm sending over money to short here I think
[2017-02-24 05:26:33] ubba : what movie was that
[2017-02-24 05:26:33] MadDog : this is out of control
[2017-02-24 05:26:42] Coconuter : we are going
[2017-02-24 05:26:44] Coconuter : to 2000
[2017-02-24 05:26:45] ubba : MadDog: dont
[2017-02-24 05:26:46] odieoh : Well Fuq, close the short or no?