This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

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[2017-02-24 04:20:39] herpinator : ubba: lmao
[2017-02-24 04:20:41] Coconuter : ubba gooding jr.
[2017-02-24 04:20:48] MikeHunt : /r/Buttcoin?
[2017-02-24 04:20:54] Shaman : /price
[2017-02-24 04:20:56] ubba : yeah
[2017-02-24 04:20:58] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1204.87 (0.41%) Bitfinex : 1215.10 (0.46%) The Woodchipper : 1164.52 (0.36%) itBit : 1210.30 (0.68%) Kraken : 1201.63 (0.22%) GDAX : 1214.15 (0.58%) ```
[2017-02-24 04:21:12] ubba : shit they will be out in full force if this capitulates
[2017-02-24 04:21:21] ubba : and then we will get btfo
[2017-02-24 04:21:47] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Coconuter: are you making a confession?
[2017-02-24 04:21:51] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 284 @ 1191.22
[2017-02-24 04:22:14] Coconuter : DorianWhack-A-Moto: no im guiding the people that think that 1000usd is a profit
[2017-02-24 04:22:19] ubba : wow
[2017-02-24 04:22:22] Jason : there will be people i will never see again in the chat
[2017-02-24 04:22:25] Jason : who get rekt
[2017-02-24 04:22:26] ubba : all time high reached on quadrigacx
[2017-02-24 04:22:34] Jason : do well GG in life
[2017-02-24 04:22:36] MikeHunt : i wish i saw the volume on OKC Quart before, its HUGE
[2017-02-24 04:22:51] MikeHunt : apparently china buying via localbtc
[2017-02-24 04:22:58] MAmbanegra21 : fala cambada !!!!
[2017-02-24 04:22:59] Coconuter : the ichimoku
[2017-02-24 04:23:02] Coconuter : has been holding
[2017-02-24 04:23:04] Coconuter : for ever
[2017-02-24 04:23:06] ubba : MikeHunt: a million dollars in btc a day is nothing
[2017-02-24 04:23:08] Coconuter : dont need to see anything
[2017-02-24 04:23:09] ubba : or is it?
[2017-02-24 04:23:11] Coconuter : besides it
[2017-02-24 04:23:11] InvalidUser : Woot █?█ @ubba
[2017-02-24 04:23:28] Coconuter : dont buy whoesss
[2017-02-24 04:23:30] Coconuter : please
[2017-02-24 04:23:35] ubba : 1649 canadian dollars
[2017-02-24 04:23:37] Coconuter : finance me some but dont buy them
[2017-02-24 04:23:38] QuantFocus : wubba wubba lub dub
[2017-02-24 04:23:42] ubba : which is like 1230ish or something
[2017-02-24 04:23:45] ubba : or more
[2017-02-24 04:23:56] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 4000 @ 1192.49
[2017-02-24 04:23:56] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 4000 @ 1191.85
[2017-02-24 04:24:06] InvalidUser : ubba: Yea Devalued dollar.. D Devalueeeee!!!
[2017-02-24 04:24:21] MikeHunt : this may well go to 10k
[2017-02-24 04:24:21] ubba : :)
[2017-02-24 04:24:25] MikeHunt : the power on OKC behind it
[2017-02-24 04:24:26] Coconuter : ETF appppproved
[2017-02-24 04:24:31] Gr33d : R.I.P. fiat?
[2017-02-24 04:24:35] MikeHunt : Gr33d: yup
[2017-02-24 04:24:35] ubba : guys sell fiat
[2017-02-24 04:24:40] bob404 : 20k!
[2017-02-24 04:24:45] Coconuter : i need fiat for the whoes
[2017-02-24 04:24:46] ubba : sell your fiat for btc
[2017-02-24 04:24:48] QuantFocus : 100k you say!?
[2017-02-24 04:24:48] m3s : we going to 1M !!
[2017-02-24 04:24:50] Coconuter : ubba gooding jr
[2017-02-24 04:24:51] MikeHunt : this bubble has a time limit of mar10th
[2017-02-24 04:24:58] QuantFocus : 10M!
[2017-02-24 04:25:01] m3s : MikeHunt: or sooner
[2017-02-24 04:25:05] MikeHunt : m3s: true
[2017-02-24 04:25:05] ubba : Coconuter: whoooes?
[2017-02-24 04:25:05] thxforyourbtc! : Coconuter: rly? I have hoes that take btc now
[2017-02-24 04:25:14] ubba : *reynolds accent*
[2017-02-24 04:25:15] rapidgains : lol
[2017-02-24 04:25:15] Coconuter : thxforyourbtc!: send me the contacts
[2017-02-24 04:25:21] MikeHunt : i lost 3.5BTC today, 75% wiped out
[2017-02-24 04:25:29] Coconuter : how to poor out btc for the whoes ?
[2017-02-24 04:25:33] elmorte : MikeHunt: still better than my year
[2017-02-24 04:25:37] Coconuter : i need to build a app
[2017-02-24 04:25:42] Coconuter : pimp bitcoing app
[2017-02-24 04:25:48] MikeHunt : elmorte: i lost 5btc around xmas
[2017-02-24 04:25:51] m3s : MikeHunt: I think it wont get approved. Not on march 11 anyway
[2017-02-24 04:26:01] MikeHunt : m3s: agreed especially after this
[2017-02-24 04:26:07] ubba : Coconuter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC7hZY3sVxE
[2017-02-24 04:26:21] thxforyourbtc! : people lose money here?
[2017-02-24 04:26:26] elmorte : MikeHunt: I'm still worse by an order of magnitude
[2017-02-24 04:26:40] Coconuter : MikeHunt: i lost 15 bitcoin closing a trade on the dinner xmans and the orders disappeared
[2017-02-24 04:26:42] Coconuter : so fuck you
[2017-02-24 04:26:47] Coconuter : lol
[2017-02-24 04:26:59] m3s : MikeHunt: that and the fact its a hackable asset, and the loom of unlimited fork etc..
[2017-02-24 04:27:05] MikeHunt : lol well these stories make me feel a lot better
[2017-02-24 04:27:15] elmorte : That's the point :)
[2017-02-24 04:27:15] m3s : Coconuter: :D market close ?
[2017-02-24 04:27:20] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Coconuter: thats not a bad idea. CoinWhores. If you don't make it somebody else will
[2017-02-24 04:27:22] MikeHunt : m3s: yeh, many black swans in 2017
[2017-02-24 04:27:27] Coconuter : yes market close
[2017-02-24 04:27:31] anonymous123421 : what's with the price being under stamp's spot price?
[2017-02-24 04:27:32] Coconuter : the orders disppeared bots
[2017-02-24 04:27:32] ThatCEOGuy : GUYS MARK IS 1192 LIQ IS 1194 WHAT DO I DO
[2017-02-24 04:27:35] Coconuter : mother fuckers
[2017-02-24 04:27:38] ubba : ThatCEOGuy: rofl
[2017-02-24 04:27:44] m3s : ThatCEOGuy: pray
[2017-02-24 04:27:46] Coconuter : now i sell 1k at a time
[2017-02-24 04:27:49] Coconuter : and eat my dick
[2017-02-24 04:27:49] anonymous123421 : ThatCEOGuy: sell some to decrease leverage
[2017-02-24 04:27:51] elmorte : ThatCEOGuy: repent
[2017-02-24 04:27:57] ubba : ThatCEOGuy: i told you a while back you shoulda listened to me
[2017-02-24 04:28:00] ubba : you shoulda longed
[2017-02-24 04:28:01] Diplomata : /price
[2017-02-24 04:28:04] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1209.99 (0.42%) Bitfinex : 1217.40 (0.19%) The Woodchipper : 1164.52 (0.00%) itBit : 1213.52 (0.27%) Kraken : 1210.76 (0.76%) GDAX : 1217.49 (0.28%) ```
[2017-02-24 04:28:05] ubba : and held your short too
[2017-02-24 04:28:10] m3s : never short the king
[2017-02-24 04:28:22] ThatCEOGuy : HELP
[2017-02-24 04:28:22] ubba : so you woulda been neutral or something
[2017-02-24 04:28:34] ubba : i swear you already got liquidated lolk
[2017-02-24 04:28:35] MikeHunt : ThatCEOGuy: how much margin u got left?
[2017-02-24 04:28:40] arbitrage101 : buy da dip time
[2017-02-24 04:28:42] ubba : its like over 100%
[2017-02-24 04:28:46] arbitrage101 : your chance for 100x again
[2017-02-24 04:28:47] MikeHunt : he can save a bit
[2017-02-24 04:28:49] ubba : cause last time you told us you almost got liq
[2017-02-24 04:28:51] ThatCEOGuy : The position margin?
[2017-02-24 04:28:53] DorianWhack-A-Moto : ThatCEOGuy: shouldn't you already be liquidated?
[2017-02-24 04:28:56] ubba : so you woulda got liq by now
[2017-02-24 04:29:01] thxforyourbtc! : im not even feeling greedy yet and im max leverage from $200 lower
[2017-02-24 04:29:06] MikeHunt : ThatCEOGuy: yes scroll down, what remains?
[2017-02-24 04:29:12] thxforyourbtc! : we have a long ways up still
[2017-02-24 04:29:17] m3s : thxforyourbtc!: gg lol
[2017-02-24 04:29:18] arbitrage101 : yes
[2017-02-24 04:29:20] yungyang : thxforyourbtc!: liar!
[2017-02-24 04:29:21] ThatCEOGuy : 0.684
[2017-02-24 04:29:26] ThatCEOGuy : MikeHunt:
[2017-02-24 04:29:29] arbitrage101 : we will hit 2000 this week
[2017-02-24 04:29:33] ubba : ThatCEOGuy: if i knew you better id throw you 0.001 btc to trade with
[2017-02-24 04:29:37] MikeHunt : ThatCEOGuy: well u could place a limit order for when this bottoms out
[2017-02-24 04:29:39] MikeHunt : or right now
[2017-02-24 04:29:41] arbitrage101 : possibly 5000 by the ned of this month
[2017-02-24 04:29:41] MikeHunt : save the 0.6
[2017-02-24 04:29:52] ubba : make a gofundme
[2017-02-24 04:29:52] ThatCEOGuy : How?
[2017-02-24 04:29:57] arbitrage101 : and 1 btc = 1 lambo this year
[2017-02-24 04:30:05] ThatCEOGuy : MikeHunt: I dont think this is bottoming out, I'm rekt
[2017-02-24 04:30:11] MikeHunt : ThatCEOGuy: just do a market order
[2017-02-24 04:30:14] MikeHunt : ThatCEOGuy: eject
[2017-02-24 04:30:14] yungyang : close it !
[2017-02-24 04:30:17] yungyang : my nigga
[2017-02-24 04:30:18] ubba : 1 btc = 1 knaulewdge
[2017-02-24 04:30:20] yungyang : close it!
[2017-02-24 04:30:20] arbitrage101 : so prepare the paper work to ditch your wife/girlfriend
[2017-02-24 04:30:23] anonymous123421 : ThatCEOGuy: close that shit
[2017-02-24 04:30:33] anonymous123421 : ThatCEOGuy: or at least close part of it
[2017-02-24 04:30:35] rapidtrades : he can't close it idiots, market is $20 above his LIQ
[2017-02-24 04:30:37] MikeHunt : ThatCEOGuy: EJECT EJECT SAM InBoUnd
[2017-02-24 04:30:41] yungyang : dude I told you to close it like $100 ago
[2017-02-24 04:30:42] MikeHunt : rapidtrades: oh right
[2017-02-24 04:30:48] anonymous123421 : eh
[2017-02-24 04:30:49] ubba : yeah we all told you
[2017-02-24 04:30:50] yungyang : no its not
[2017-02-24 04:30:51] ubba : to long
[2017-02-24 04:30:58] ubba : i bet hes long
[2017-02-24 04:31:00] ThatCEOGuy : Yeah market sell does nothing...
[2017-02-24 04:31:01] ubba : just fucking with us
[2017-02-24 04:31:02] MikeHunt : damn i was thinking lower mark price might save him
[2017-02-24 04:31:02] arbitrage101 : rapidtrades: price is above 1200 now
[2017-02-24 04:31:06] arbitrage101 : you going to close?
[2017-02-24 04:31:10] yungyang : if mark was above his liq he'd be liqed fam
[2017-02-24 04:31:15] Vicariously : def trolling,. u market buy to close a sell
[2017-02-24 04:31:18] Rado : arbitrage101: it's not
[2017-02-24 04:31:20] Rado : 1185
[2017-02-24 04:31:24] ThatCEOGuy : market buy, whatever
[2017-02-24 04:31:27] Coconuter : rapidfuckers
[2017-02-24 04:31:29] ThatCEOGuy : you know what i meant
[2017-02-24 04:31:35] Coconuter : made 5k usd
[2017-02-24 04:31:37] Coconuter : on swaps
[2017-02-24 04:31:38] ubba : ThatCEOGuy: my advice is to crank the leverage all the way up to 100x
[2017-02-24 04:31:40] Coconuter : the last months
[2017-02-24 04:31:46] Coconuter : so he doesnt give a fuck
[2017-02-24 04:31:50] yungyang : oh I see, the last is above the mark and the liq
[2017-02-24 04:31:54] Coconuter : he couldve had maken 50k usd
[2017-02-24 04:31:55] ThatCEOGuy : ubba: Insufficient balance
[2017-02-24 04:31:57] Coconuter : long
[2017-02-24 04:32:01] Coconuter : but he doesnt have the balls
[2017-02-24 04:32:03] Coconuter : for it
[2017-02-24 04:32:04] ubba : ThatCEOGuy: lol
[2017-02-24 04:32:11] arbitrage101 : yes
[2017-02-24 04:32:16] arbitrage101 : only people with balls make money
[2017-02-24 04:32:18] arbitrage101 : at 100x
[2017-02-24 04:32:23] Vicariously : just click close. u dont even need to do anything else lol
[2017-02-24 04:32:28] Coconuter : my balls are heavy
[2017-02-24 04:32:32] Vicariously : market close at the end of your positon. far right
[2017-02-24 04:32:33] Coconuter : i went to the gas stations
[2017-02-24 04:32:35] arbitrage101 : if you dont have balls, go trade at finex
[2017-02-24 04:32:58] DorianWhack-A-Moto : after he closes, massive dump.
[2017-02-24 04:32:59] Coconuter : and bought 0.000001 in beers and filled the tank
[2017-02-24 04:33:05] ThatCEOGuy : Vicariously: Close order at 1153
[2017-02-24 04:33:09] ubba : http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/104084
[2017-02-24 04:33:11] ThatCEOGuy : ...
[2017-02-24 04:33:14] ubba : you know what pisses me off about this video
[2017-02-24 04:33:19] ubba : this guy had a clear shot
[2017-02-24 04:33:24] ubba : but had to move the camera away
[2017-02-24 04:33:27] DorianWhack-A-Moto : ThatCEOGuy: whats perp mark price?
[2017-02-24 04:33:40] ubba : what a retarded cameraman
[2017-02-24 04:33:41] ThatCEOGuy : DorianWhack-A-Moto: 1191
[2017-02-24 04:33:48] ThatCEOGuy : Liq at 1194
[2017-02-24 04:33:50] DorianWhack-A-Moto : ThatCEOGuy: and you get rekt at 1194?
[2017-02-24 04:34:01] ThatCEOGuy : Yes
[2017-02-24 04:34:06] InvalidUser : Here comes the 13 dollar dip
[2017-02-24 04:34:11] DorianWhack-A-Moto : so if you close you have how much left?
[2017-02-24 04:34:30] rapidtrades : we wont have anything left how stupid are u ppl
[2017-02-24 04:34:36] rapidtrades : price is $24 above his LIQ
[2017-02-24 04:34:36] MrRGnome : Just looked at the price and nearly died from an asthma attack while laughing too hard
[2017-02-24 04:35:01] MrRGnome : poor shorts
[2017-02-24 04:35:06] mossid : /wall
[2017-02-24 04:35:06] trollbot : ``` BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1211.32 =>[825 Ƀ](-30.32%)<= 1244.44 Bids: 1180.29 =>[222 Ƀ](-26.97%)<= 1210.75```
[2017-02-24 04:35:06] trollbot : ``` BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1216.5 =>[1618 Ƀ](-3.35%)<= 1246.9 Bids: 1186.1 =>[868 Ƀ](18.9%)<= 1216.1```
[2017-02-24 04:35:10] anonymous123421 : I love the regulars in this chat lol
[2017-02-24 04:35:10] DorianWhack-A-Moto : rapidtrades: mark price isn't. so he'll be closing a couple of dollars under liq
[2017-02-24 04:35:28] rapidtrades : U CAN'T CLOSE AT MARK
[2017-02-24 04:35:33] rapidtrades : JESUS CHRIST NOOBS
[2017-02-24 04:35:35] DorianWhack-A-Moto : oh. right.
[2017-02-24 04:35:37] yungyang : you can't sell it to mark
[2017-02-24 04:35:41] InvalidUser : MrRGnome: Are you long?
[2017-02-24 04:35:59] MrRGnome : InvalidUser: I'm unleveraged long, yeah.
[2017-02-24 04:36:00] Coconuter : bitmex
[2017-02-24 04:36:02] anonymous123421 : what if there's a guy named mark who will buy at that price?
[2017-02-24 04:36:03] Coconuter : i love you
[2017-02-24 04:36:07] Coconuter : S2
[2017-02-24 04:36:07] anonymous123421 : ba dum tiss
[2017-02-24 04:36:11] Vicariously : market, not mark xD
[2017-02-24 04:36:11] Coconuter : how do we meet
[2017-02-24 04:36:11] yungyang : anonymous123421: good point though
[2017-02-24 04:36:13] Coconuter : arthur
[2017-02-24 04:36:16] InvalidUser : MrRGnome: nice
[2017-02-24 04:36:16] Coconuter : and all bitmex team
[2017-02-24 04:36:19] Coconuter : for not hacking us
[2017-02-24 04:36:21] Coconuter : and giving them
[2017-02-24 04:36:27] elmorte : anonymous123421: Mark E.T.
[2017-02-24 04:36:29] ThatCEOGuy : So do I just sit and wait for the inevitable? Is there nothing else I can do?
[2017-02-24 04:36:30] Coconuter : the best party ever
[2017-02-24 04:36:35] Coconuter : please email me
[2017-02-24 04:36:39] yungyang : idk man bitmex could still run off with all those could wallets
[2017-02-24 04:36:48] yungyang : no one prosecutes anyone in seychelles
[2017-02-24 04:36:56] yungyang : mighty CONVENIENT ehh?
[2017-02-24 04:36:58] MikeHunt : yungyang: mtgox guy didnt get away with it
[2017-02-24 04:37:07] anonymous123421 : yungyang: we know who they are and we could crowdfund hitmen
[2017-02-24 04:37:09] Coconuter : they earn 300k usd a day on fees
[2017-02-24 04:37:18] Coconuter : why run if we kep cumming
[2017-02-24 04:37:18] anonymous123421 : ^just a joke lol
[2017-02-24 04:37:34] DorianWhack-A-Moto : stamp is a beast!
[2017-02-24 04:37:40] DorianWhack-A-Moto : /price
[2017-02-24 04:37:44] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1210.33 (0.03%) Bitfinex : 1218.90 (0.12%) The Woodchipper : 1162.68 (-0.16%) itBit : 1215.38 (0.15%) Kraken : 1210.00 (-0.06%) GDAX : 1218.44 (0.08%) ```
[2017-02-24 04:37:50] anonymous123421 : Holy shit bitstamp
[2017-02-24 04:37:51] yungyang : yeah sure we "know who they are"
[2017-02-24 04:37:57] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 3650 @ 1194.24
[2017-02-24 04:37:57] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 10000 @ 1194.30
[2017-02-24 04:37:58] InvalidUser : Don't keep money you can't afford to loose in an exchange
[2017-02-24 04:38:00] yungyang : mt gox wasn't in seychelles
[2017-02-24 04:38:00] anonymous123421 : I can only get so erect
[2017-02-24 04:38:05] yungyang : InvalidUser: RIIIIIGHT
[2017-02-24 04:38:11] elmorte : RIP CEO :(
[2017-02-24 04:38:21] .. : bullstamp so strong
[2017-02-24 04:38:24] anonymous123421 : elmorte: Liquidated short on XBTUSD: buy 3650 @ 1194.24
[2017-02-24 04:38:28] DorianWhack-A-Moto : a minutes silence for CEO
[2017-02-24 04:38:29] anonymous123421 : lol that was him
[2017-02-24 04:38:33] anonymous123421 : rip
[2017-02-24 04:38:47] elmorte : probably saved him money too if he wasn't on cross
[2017-02-24 04:39:17] rapidtrades : cross saves u money too no?
[2017-02-24 04:39:25] yungyang : cross is your whole account
[2017-02-24 04:39:26] elmorte : he'd be completely wiped rapid
[2017-02-24 04:39:29] yungyang : GODDMM NOOBS
[2017-02-24 04:39:36] MikeHunt : RIp :/
[2017-02-24 04:39:38] rapidtrades : elmorte: but at mark not market
[2017-02-24 04:39:46] Coconuter : the only broker
[2017-02-24 04:39:48] elmorte : still, 0 is 0
[2017-02-24 04:39:49] rapidtrades : which is $22 better - maintenece
[2017-02-24 04:39:49] Coconuter : that didnt scammed me
[2017-02-24 04:39:55] Coconuter : besides some whicks
[2017-02-24 04:39:56] anonymous123421 : /price
[2017-02-24 04:39:56] rapidtrades : so $12 better exit
[2017-02-24 04:39:59] Coconuter : was bitmex
[2017-02-24 04:39:59] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1215.45 (0.42%) Bitfinex : 1218.90 (0.00%) The Woodchipper : 1162.75 (0.01%) itBit : 1215.80 (0.03%) Kraken : 1209.99 (0.00%) GDAX : 1218.96 (0.04%) ```
[2017-02-24 04:40:03] elmorte : 0 * 12 = 0
[2017-02-24 04:40:08] Coconuter : so i love them
[2017-02-24 04:40:11] rapidtrades : elmorte: ur an idiot
[2017-02-24 04:40:18] Coconuter : they make money without scamming people to the core
[2017-02-24 04:40:25] Coconuter : we make money
[2017-02-24 04:40:28] elmorte : rapidtrades: you sound like my wife
[2017-02-24 04:40:29] Coconuter : they make money
[2017-02-24 04:40:31] Coconuter : its simple
[2017-02-24 04:40:39] Coconuter : this is why they have biggest volume
[2017-02-24 04:40:48] anonymous123421 : I love laughing at this chat
[2017-02-24 04:40:49] Coconuter : trust = money
[2017-02-24 04:40:51] Coconuter : in this reality
[2017-02-24 04:40:54] elmorte : Coconuter: how many sixpacks down?
[2017-02-24 04:41:04] Coconuter : elmorte: 3rd
[2017-02-24 04:41:06] DorianWhack-A-Moto : i should totally go and buy all my coin on OKC and then send it...oh...right
[2017-02-24 04:41:10] elmorte : Nice...
[2017-02-24 04:41:12] Coconuter : made 100k
[2017-02-24 04:41:15] Coconuter : in1 wee
[2017-02-24 04:41:16] thxforyourbtc! : Is the xbth17 premium really approx 90 bucks or is that line delayed?
[2017-02-24 04:41:20] Coconuter : lol
[2017-02-24 04:41:22] rapidtrades : ThatCEOGuy: sry man, don't revenge deposit more...play on testnet if u want to stay engaged
[2017-02-24 04:41:40] Coconuter : uololoooo
[2017-02-24 04:41:51] ubba : ThatCEOGuy: yeah listen to rapidtrades
[2017-02-24 04:41:54] ubba : 2400% down
[2017-02-24 04:41:55] Coconuter : guys
[2017-02-24 04:41:59] Coconuter : im renting my extra room
[2017-02-24 04:42:01] Coconuter : in airbnb
[2017-02-24 04:42:05] elmorte : why?
[2017-02-24 04:42:10] elmorte : you just made 100l
[2017-02-24 04:42:12] Coconuter : if you are a hot babe
[2017-02-24 04:42:13] elmorte : 100k too
[2017-02-24 04:42:16] Coconuter : let me know
[2017-02-24 04:42:26] anonymous123421 : /price
[2017-02-24 04:42:29] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1217.00 (21.70%) Bitfinex : 1218.30 (21.83%) The Woodchipper : 1162.74 (16.27%) itBit : 1215.80 (21.58%) Kraken : 1203.89 (20.39%) GDAX : 1218.70 (21.87%) ```
[2017-02-24 04:42:29] elmorte : CEO might need a room
[2017-02-24 04:43:02] Coconuter : for this service
[2017-02-24 04:43:07] Coconuter : ill pay 2 rooms
[2017-02-24 04:43:13] Coconuter : for real
[2017-02-24 04:43:18] anonymous123421 : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[2017-02-24 04:43:20] Coconuter : they manage to make something profitable
[2017-02-24 04:43:26] Coconuter : to both parts
[2017-02-24 04:43:29] Coconuter : no scam
[2017-02-24 04:43:33] Coconuter : damn it
[2017-02-24 04:43:38] Coconuter : im almost having an orgams
[2017-02-24 04:43:43] Coconuter : lol
[2017-02-24 04:44:08] anonymous123421 : Coconuter: about to coconut?
[2017-02-24 04:44:22] Coconuter : i contained my self
[2017-02-24 04:44:34] m3s : when we retracing this is almost vertical no?
[2017-02-24 04:45:02] Coconuter : ive withdrawn
[2017-02-24 04:45:06] Coconuter : 120btc
[2017-02-24 04:45:08] Coconuter : in bitmex
[2017-02-24 04:45:09] .. : yeh should test like 1170 or at min 1200 ? but ah well, upupup
[2017-02-24 04:45:10] Coconuter : at once
[2017-02-24 04:45:17] Coconuter : and they sent it to me
[2017-02-24 04:45:20] Coconuter : so
[2017-02-24 04:45:24] DorianWhack-A-Moto : sheeeeet XMR. should've been keepin an eye on that
[2017-02-24 04:45:26] startChat : Coconuter: good work :)
[2017-02-24 04:45:29] aethlios : gold 1251, btc 1210, users 1142.
[2017-02-24 04:45:38] Coconuter : bitmex send me the extra btc you promised for the testmony
[2017-02-24 04:45:42] Coconuter : LOL
[2017-02-24 04:45:48] rapidtrades : aethlios: are u long now?
[2017-02-24 04:46:24] aethlios : rapidtrades: no, long ltc, earn funding in btc, wait etf to go long if rejected.
[2017-02-24 04:46:36] Coconuter : startChat: dude went to 20bt and after got to 120 some how
[2017-02-24 04:46:45] Coconuter : magic
[2017-02-24 04:46:46] rapidtrades : aethlios: and if approved?
[2017-02-24 04:46:53] MrRGnome : We need some kind of bitmex meetup so we can pop the champagne and laugh at rapidtrades misery. longs have a lot to celebrate.
[2017-02-24 04:46:57] startChat : Coconuter: magic if u have self control to remove and stop
[2017-02-24 04:47:19] Coconuter : lol
[2017-02-24 04:47:26] aethlios : rapidtrades: if approved will jump to march at 250 premium and lock that interest for 20 days.
[2017-02-24 04:47:27] Coconuter : i was just testing them
[2017-02-24 04:47:39] Coconuter : and i returned
[2017-02-24 04:47:41] Coconuter : and made them
[2017-02-24 04:47:45] Coconuter : much more money
[2017-02-24 04:48:03] MrRGnome : Any bitmex staff around?
[2017-02-24 04:48:19] BitMEX_John : MrRGnome: yes
[2017-02-24 04:48:37] elmorte : So...I don't think my longs at 950 are gonna get filled...
[2017-02-24 04:48:39] MrRGnome : BitMEX_John: Last time the price was here, and we floated so high above mark, bitmex was considering increasing the funding rate
[2017-02-24 04:48:48] MrRGnome : Is that a possibility?
[2017-02-24 04:48:51] yungyang : BitMEX_John: so do you guys sit and read the trollbox or is there a notification for keywords
[2017-02-24 04:49:04] InvalidUser : Wow that works just like Beatlejuice. Bitmex Bitmex Bitmex poof
[2017-02-24 04:49:05] Shaman : /price
[2017-02-24 04:49:09] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1218.30 (0.11%) Bitfinex : 1218.00 (-0.02%) The Woodchipper : 1162.74 (0.00%) itBit : 1215.52 (-0.02%) Kraken : 1202.79 (-0.09%) GDAX : 1217.57 (-0.09%) ```
[2017-02-24 04:49:37] MrRGnome : Bitmex has the best availability of its staff, easily their best feature imo
[2017-02-24 04:49:49] anonymous123421 : BitMEX_John: are you guys going to remove O K C O I N from the index? didn't they suspend withdrawals?
[2017-02-24 04:50:00] ubba : MrRGnome: nice try bitmex shill
[2017-02-24 04:50:01] InvalidUser : I have to admit the staff is quick and knows there shit
[2017-02-24 04:50:02] aethlios : rapidtrades: because of rotation, many will jump to ltc.
[2017-02-24 04:50:12] Coconuter : BitMEX_John: when its the party ? im in
[2017-02-24 04:50:13] ubba : MrRGnome: who are you greg?
[2017-02-24 04:50:15] ubba : or john?
[2017-02-24 04:50:20] elmorte : anonymous123421: that's okcoin.cn. Did okcoin.com suspend withdrawals too?
[2017-02-24 04:50:30] Coconuter : ubba gooding jr. is my guest
[2017-02-24 04:50:32] elmorte : heh...
[2017-02-24 04:50:32] anonymous123421 : elmorte: Not sure actually
[2017-02-24 04:50:34] MrRGnome : ubba: You caught em, tehre is no Greg, John or Sam. it's all just me.
[2017-02-24 04:50:39] elmorte : anonymous123421: not afaik
[2017-02-24 04:50:39] BitMEX_John : MrRGnome: there are some complications for this, it would impact margin requirements for instance
[2017-02-24 04:50:45] ubba : i knew it it was john
[2017-02-24 04:51:04] elmorte : BitMEX_John: Hi John, what's your timezone?
[2017-02-24 04:51:05] bigdickbandit : I closed at 1210
[2017-02-24 04:51:06] BitMEX_John : anonymous123421: this has been a topic of discussion and when a decision is made there will be an announcement
[2017-02-24 04:51:08] bigdickbandit : Good luck lads
[2017-02-24 04:51:18] Coconuter : john
[2017-02-24 04:51:22] ubba : elmorte its EDT
[2017-02-24 04:51:22] Coconuter : focus on the party please
[2017-02-24 04:51:24] ubba : oops wrong account
[2017-02-24 04:51:29] MrRGnome : BitMEX_John: Yes, it was consider previously in similar circumstance and was going to be implimented if the swap diverged significantly from mark.
[2017-02-24 04:51:32] elmorte : ubba: hahaha
[2017-02-24 04:51:36] anonymous123421 : BitMEX_John: OK great, it seems like that's why the mark price is depressed
[2017-02-24 04:51:41] MrRGnome : Is something like that going to happen again or not somehting you are considering?
[2017-02-24 04:52:15] BitMEX_John : elmorte: I'm currently working Hong Kong 9 to 5 but I will be covering London 9 to 5 from April
[2017-02-24 04:52:30] l3f : BitMEX_John: Can the okcoin filter be removed?
[2017-02-24 04:52:31] l3f : it's part of the index
[2017-02-24 04:52:33] elmorte : Cool, cheers mate
[2017-02-24 04:52:40] l3f : creates endless confusion for your newbies
[2017-02-24 04:52:46] zanza : BullStamp
[2017-02-24 04:52:51] elmorte : l3f: part of the lore
[2017-02-24 04:53:06] Coconuter : BitMEX_John: can you receive some money and buy it on bitfinex without telling anyone ?
[2017-02-24 04:53:09] MikeHunt : either add a warning or remove okc imo
[2017-02-24 04:53:10] l3f : elmorte: at least make it hot link the image
[2017-02-24 04:53:19] l3f : Leave OKC alone
[2017-02-24 04:53:26] BitMEX_John : MrRGnome: if the premium stays some action will need to be taken on our part
[2017-02-24 04:53:32] l3f : remember when you people wanted bitstamp gone for not pumping as hard?
[2017-02-24 04:53:42] elmorte : BitMEX_John: which is more expensive, HK or London?
[2017-02-24 04:53:43] MrRGnome : BitMEX_John: appreciated, thanks.
[2017-02-24 04:53:49] MikeHunt : l3f: i dont mind em staying but it makes mark price a lot lower so will snare the unsuspecting
[2017-02-24 04:53:52] m3s : l3f: i member
[2017-02-24 04:54:03] bigdickbandit : SHES DUMPIN
[2017-02-24 04:54:04] BitMEX_John : elmorte: to live in?
[2017-02-24 04:54:08] elmorte : yup
[2017-02-24 04:54:17] Coconuter : dont ignore me john
[2017-02-24 04:54:23] Coconuter : ill share our pictures
[2017-02-24 04:54:25] ubba : oh shit we dumping?
[2017-02-24 04:54:26] BitMEX_John : I'm not sure @elmorte
[2017-02-24 04:54:27] Coconuter : in the chat
[2017-02-24 04:54:32] Coconuter : lol
[2017-02-24 04:54:37] MrRGnome : Don't fall into another bear trap
[2017-02-24 04:54:39] BitMEX_John : Coconuter: haha apologies, I didn't mean to miss your message
[2017-02-24 04:54:43] ubba : BitMEX_John: do you know if bitmex will have etf futures?
[2017-02-24 04:54:43] InvalidUser : It's just the 13 dollar dip
[2017-02-24 04:54:49] InvalidUser : keep your pants on
[2017-02-24 04:54:53] InvalidUser : plz
[2017-02-24 04:54:54] ubba : if the etf gets passed
[2017-02-24 04:55:00] Coconuter : ok im kipping our photos in oaris
[2017-02-24 04:55:04] Coconuter : no worry
[2017-02-24 04:55:11] m3s : InvalidUser: my leverage could only handle 2$ dips
[2017-02-24 04:55:13] BitMEX_John : ubba: if the etf gets approved that would definitely be a product we may consider
[2017-02-24 04:55:20] ubba : nice
[2017-02-24 04:55:20] Coconuter : guys
[2017-02-24 04:55:25] Coconuter : etf is pre aproved
[2017-02-24 04:55:27] Coconuter : elite
[2017-02-24 04:55:29] Coconuter : modafuckers
[2017-02-24 04:55:32] Coconuter : may trick
[2017-02-24 04:55:33] ubba : bimex just pre approved the etf
[2017-02-24 04:55:33] Vicariously : InvalidUser: teach me senpai. howd u know it would xD
[2017-02-24 04:55:36] Coconuter : depending on the open orders
[2017-02-24 04:55:42] ubba : you heard it here first guys
[2017-02-24 04:55:43] InvalidUser : m3s: can you deleverage?
[2017-02-24 04:55:43] Coconuter : so open on that day
[2017-02-24 04:55:47] Coconuter : /minute
[2017-02-24 04:55:55] m3s : InvalidUser: I'm kidding :D
[2017-02-24 04:56:04] ubba : pre approved upon pending approval
[2017-02-24 04:56:06] Vicariously : InvalidUser: im not xD
[2017-02-24 04:56:14] Coconuter : ubba gooding jr.
[2017-02-24 04:56:18] Coconuter : you know how it is
[2017-02-24 04:56:21] BitMEX_John : the team has been discussing the XBT index related issues a lot and a decision will be made soon if the underlying issues don't self rectify
[2017-02-24 04:56:22] Coconuter : who pays it more
[2017-02-24 04:56:56] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 2000 @ 1261.50
[2017-02-24 04:57:06] Tommy : Any idea why funding is capped at 0.375%?
[2017-02-24 04:57:08] Coconuter : my open order
[2017-02-24 04:57:10] anonymous123421 : BitMEX_John: Glad to hear you guys are being proactive
[2017-02-24 04:57:12] Coconuter : is 15bitcoins
[2017-02-24 04:57:15] Coconuter : up
[2017-02-24 04:57:17] Coconuter : lol
[2017-02-24 04:57:21] InvalidUser : Vicariously: stare at Bitcoin charts for a long enough time you are able to admit to your self you have no idea what is going on.
[2017-02-24 04:57:21] Coconuter : fuck h=that
[2017-02-24 04:57:24] ubba : Tommy: i swear i saw funding over 1% once
[2017-02-24 04:57:33] BitMEX_John : Tommy: you can read about this here https://www.bitmex.com/app/swapsGuide#Funding
[2017-02-24 04:57:40] elmorte : InvalidUser: word!
[2017-02-24 04:57:41] Coconuter : this neww reality is aweso=me
[2017-02-24 04:57:46] Vicariously : InvalidUser: HA! perfect
[2017-02-24 04:57:49] Coconuter : im gonna call arthur next eek
[2017-02-24 04:57:53] ubba : oh shit while we are talking btc getting shat on
[2017-02-24 04:57:56] Coconuter : beers are on me
[2017-02-24 04:58:02] n00bie : /price
[2017-02-24 04:58:06] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1203.39 (-1.22%) Bitfinex : 1208.90 (-0.75%) The Woodchipper : 1157.45 (-0.45%) itBit : 1209.11 (-0.53%) Kraken : 1201.00 (-0.15%) GDAX : 1204.53 (-1.07%) ```
[2017-02-24 04:58:11] DorianWhack-A-Moto : ubba: its just a lilttle dip on way to moon
[2017-02-24 04:58:14] arbitrage101 : what happen
[2017-02-24 04:58:15] thxforyourbtc! : how much vol is that in $$ coin into coin bh17?
[2017-02-24 04:58:17] Tommy : BitMEX_John: I see. I realized I forgot dividing by 3 and thought it should be above 1%.
[2017-02-24 04:58:17] arbitrage101 : buy da dip!
[2017-02-24 04:58:40] Coconuter : thxforyourbtc!: 1 million
[2017-02-24 04:58:57] ubba : okcoin futures uses an index that has multiple exchanges no?
[2017-02-24 04:58:57] arbitrage101 : chance to get rich again, fellow
[2017-02-24 04:59:23] ubba : OKCoin USD $1,157.56 16.67% OKCoin China $1,166.89 16.67% BTC China $1,137.56 16.67% Bitstamp $1,204.92 16.67% HuoBi $1,142.02 16.67% Coinbase $1,205.50 16.67%
[2017-02-24 04:59:35] Coconuter : guys
[2017-02-24 04:59:39] Coconuter : get rich
[2017-02-24 04:59:43] Coconuter : keep on shorting
[2017-02-24 04:59:45] Coconuter : no one wants
[2017-02-24 04:59:50] Coconuter : digital currency
[2017-02-24 04:59:54] Coconuter : sell your house
[2017-02-24 04:59:59] Coconuter : and short
[2017-02-24 05:00:01] tb : its time to get out
[2017-02-24 05:00:04] tb : crashing to 500
[2017-02-24 05:00:04] Coconuter : double lease it
[2017-02-24 05:00:08] Coconuter : and short it
[2017-02-24 05:00:56] ubba : i know we reached all time high
[2017-02-24 05:01:01] ubba : but it doesnt feel like the hype from 2013
[2017-02-24 05:01:12] anonymous123421 : Coconuter: take out 5 adjustable rate mortgages, several credit cards, and short BTC 100x
[2017-02-24 05:01:13] ubba : why is the msm ignoring this
[2017-02-24 05:01:26] rapidgains : well
[2017-02-24 05:01:30] InvalidUser : MSM is not your friend
[2017-02-24 05:01:32] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 3200 @ 1266.11
[2017-02-24 05:01:36] rapidgains : thats because bitcoin already x5d by the time it was euphoric
[2017-02-24 05:01:42] .. : CNBC had a nice graph /s https://i.redditmedia.com/Oa6ipWb1fVVzFX9alcEY128OzOT_9aO3gQugkm0doB4.jpg?w=845&s=5f3d0b8029c8cd5968d9e2a32822978c
[2017-02-24 05:01:55] ubba : yeah thats the perfect word
[2017-02-24 05:01:56] Coconuter : anonymous123421: i have no credit score
[2017-02-24 05:02:02] Coconuter : i have money
[2017-02-24 05:02:04] ubba : euphoria
[2017-02-24 05:02:05] Coconuter : but in this country
[2017-02-24 05:02:11] Coconuter : its crazy
[2017-02-24 05:02:16] ubba : thats what this bull run needs
[2017-02-24 05:02:18] Coconuter : you have money and they think you are shit
[2017-02-24 05:02:21] InvalidUser : The MSM was saying buy Bear Stearns 24 hours before it was liquidated.
[2017-02-24 05:02:22] Coconuter : wild
[2017-02-24 05:02:23] anonymous123421 : Coconuter: what country I might ask?
[2017-02-24 05:02:32] ubba : i mean i know dow is hitting all time highs too
[2017-02-24 05:02:42] Coconuter : anonymous123421: im in usa
[2017-02-24 05:02:48] elmorte : InvalidUser: that was CNBC, right?
[2017-02-24 05:02:48] ubba : they just focused with the stock markets
[2017-02-24 05:02:59] ubba : which is equally euphoric right now
[2017-02-24 05:03:01] Coconuter : ubba
[2017-02-24 05:03:02] thxforyourbtc! : xbth17 will close at xbtusd or xbt/usd spot price in march 31?
[2017-02-24 05:03:05] Coconuter : add that mofo
[2017-02-24 05:03:05] elmorte : That bald dude...got called out by Jon Stewart later