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BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
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[2017-02-23 09:30:38] jonny : trollbot jokes arent censured?
[2017-02-23 09:30:44] jonny : /joke
[2017-02-23 09:30:52] jonny : /joke
[2017-02-23 09:30:52] trollbot : ``` I think my family is racist... when I brought my black girlfriend home to meet them, my wife and daughter wouldn't even talk to her!```
[2017-02-23 09:31:00] trollbot : ``` What food makes women stop giving blow jobs? Wedding cake```
[2017-02-23 09:31:01] Lucas : guys, last time difficulty went negative there was a huge selloff
[2017-02-23 09:31:12] MikeHunt : ThatCEOGuy: thought ur LIQ was nearer 1200 ?
[2017-02-23 09:31:29] shery : /joke
[2017-02-23 09:31:34] narnarfromnarnia : Lucas: is it negative/?
[2017-02-23 09:31:36] trollbot : ``` Old soviet joke. Who is your mother? Our great Soviet country. Who is your father? Our dear comrade Stalin. What's your greatest desire? Becoming an orphan. ```
[2017-02-23 09:31:36] ubba : Lucas: interesting observation
[2017-02-23 09:31:40] ThatCEOGuy : MikeHunt: I got up to -99% a few minutes ago, it's all but happened already
[2017-02-23 09:31:44] Lucas : not yet
[2017-02-23 09:31:47] Lucas : but falling
[2017-02-23 09:31:50] Ugly_Old_Goat : Lucas: Sell it short then
[2017-02-23 09:31:50] shery : /joke
[2017-02-23 09:31:53] trollbot : ``` It turns out my high school Chemistry teacher was right.... Alcohol IS a solution.```
[2017-02-23 09:32:00] MikeHunt : ThatCEOGuy: RoE doesnt really work in that sense
[2017-02-23 09:32:01] Lucas : ill watch
[2017-02-23 09:32:05] jonny : aha! you got a link /live chart for difficulty?
[2017-02-23 09:32:05] ubba : ThatCEOGuy: you shoulda listened to the trollbox
[2017-02-23 09:32:08] MikeHunt : ThatCEOGuy: it can go over 100
[2017-02-23 09:32:13] jonny : Lucas:
[2017-02-23 09:32:25] MikeHunt : ThatCEOGuy: rapidtrades has record -2000% lol
[2017-02-23 09:32:40] rapidtrades : -2100 now
[2017-02-23 09:32:50] shery : rapidtrades: Omg
[2017-02-23 09:32:51] ThatCEOGuy : MikeHunt: @rapidtrades How?
[2017-02-23 09:32:51] MikeHunt : rapidtrades: maybe if u get it over 9000...
[2017-02-23 09:33:02] ThruTheFloor : MikeHunt: lol
[2017-02-23 09:33:37] Ugly_Old_Goat : rapidtrades: Which contract high do you blow out on?
[2017-02-23 09:33:38] shery : rapidtrades: Your fcked ! sorry to dsay!!
[2017-02-23 09:34:00] rapidtrades : im fine newbs don't worry
[2017-02-23 09:34:11] rapidtrades : I'll piss on ur graves soon
[2017-02-23 09:34:14] narnarfromnarnia : rapidtrades: whats going on?
[2017-02-23 09:34:20] narnarfromnarnia : you have a short?
[2017-02-23 09:34:22] ThruTheFloor : rapidtrades: -2100 and you're fine??
[2017-02-23 09:34:34] ubba : rapidtrades: did you watch the pboc announcement?
[2017-02-23 09:34:38] arbitrage101 : i have a short too lol
[2017-02-23 09:34:40] shery : narnarfromnarnia: This guy thinks we goona go towards 500
[2017-02-23 09:34:42] Ugly_Old_Goat : -2100 WHAT?
[2017-02-23 09:34:50] Ugly_Old_Goat : BTC?
[2017-02-23 09:34:53] jonny : /joke @ubba LINK!!
[2017-02-23 09:34:54] arbitrage101 : XBTH17 -65263
[2017-02-23 09:34:57] narnarfromnarnia : yeah we could though
[2017-02-23 09:35:02] ThruTheFloor : Ugly_Old_Goat: %
[2017-02-23 09:35:06] narnarfromnarnia : big hands can move it down as low as they want
[2017-02-23 09:35:10] shery : Ugly_Old_Goat: -2100 roe
[2017-02-23 09:35:30] paper : i'd say be ready to long btc/cny once they break out out of their rut, which is about to happen
[2017-02-23 09:36:13] ubba : ATH
[2017-02-23 09:36:15] garbageboy : okc spot movin up
[2017-02-23 09:36:17] ThruTheFloor : narnarfromnarnia: I have very big hands. The biggest
[2017-02-23 09:36:18] ubba : On okcoin
[2017-02-23 09:36:20] paper : but what do i know..
[2017-02-23 09:36:21] -_- : 7620
[2017-02-23 09:36:27] shery : china broke 7600
[2017-02-23 09:36:33] narnarfromnarnia : ThruTheFloor: trump hands
[2017-02-23 09:36:35] ubba : Wow 7660
[2017-02-23 09:36:48] ubba : 7600** broken
[2017-02-23 09:36:54] ThruTheFloor : ubba: You are begging to be banned
[2017-02-23 09:36:57] Ugly_Old_Goat : Thar she blows
[2017-02-23 09:37:04] rapidtrades : ubba: there's no pboc announcement
[2017-02-23 09:37:12] -_- : 7650
[2017-02-23 09:37:20] rapidtrades : STOP FAKE NEWS
[2017-02-23 09:37:30] arbitrage101 : rapidtrades: pboc said they will switch rmb to bitcoin as national currency
[2017-02-23 09:37:45] arbitrage101 : and sec just approved etf
[2017-02-23 09:37:57] jonny : thats why cn y is so expensive
[2017-02-23 09:37:58] abbey : the bull shows some muscle
[2017-02-23 09:38:13] jonny : /joke /joke /joke /joke /joke /joke
[2017-02-23 09:38:32] rapidtrades : /ban jonny
[2017-02-23 09:38:58] jonny : rapidtrades: calm
[2017-02-23 09:39:01] jonny : /joke
[2017-02-23 09:39:03] trollbot : ``` I once asked a New Zealander how many girlfriends he's had. But he fell asleep while counting.```
[2017-02-23 09:39:13] Gr33d : lol
[2017-02-23 09:39:17] bigdickbandit : Holy crapola boys
[2017-02-23 09:39:23] bigdickbandit : I shorted at 1135
[2017-02-23 09:39:30] jonny : /joke
[2017-02-23 09:39:32] trollbot : ``` I love abortions They really bring out the kid in you```
[2017-02-23 09:39:33] ThruTheFloor : bigdickbandit: Stupid fukk
[2017-02-23 09:39:39] jonny : /joke
[2017-02-23 09:39:40] trollbot : ``` Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the fuck out of the dogs.```
[2017-02-23 09:39:47] ubba : bigdickbandit: why would you short before the pboc announcement
[2017-02-23 09:40:14] jonny : trollbot jokes needa be censured more
[2017-02-23 09:40:16] bigdickbandit : Q_Q
[2017-02-23 09:40:32] jonny : ubba: what announcement
[2017-02-23 09:40:45] jonny : ubba: share the links or dont spam
[2017-02-23 09:40:56] ubba : There was an announcement earlier today but I missed it
[2017-02-23 09:41:01] rapidtrades : jonny: he's an idiot
[2017-02-23 09:41:03] ubba : From the pboc
[2017-02-23 09:41:13] rapidtrades : ubba: STOP
[2017-02-23 09:41:22] ubba : Anyone catch it and fill me in?
[2017-02-23 09:41:23] jonny : /joke
[2017-02-23 09:41:26] trollbot : ``` I hear Kim Jung-Un has read every book ever written... That's why they call him the Supreme Reader.```
[2017-02-23 09:41:31] rapidtrades : wish i had mod powers
[2017-02-23 09:41:36] elmorte : rapidtrades: haaa
[2017-02-23 09:41:40] rapidtrades : reign of terror
[2017-02-23 09:41:48] elmorte : You can start your own channel on IRC
[2017-02-23 09:41:56] elmorte : and ban everyone
[2017-02-23 09:41:58] ubba : Rapidtrades just type in /ignore
[2017-02-23 09:42:14] elmorte : /ignore idiots
[2017-02-23 09:42:17] jonny : /ignore ubba
[2017-02-23 09:42:25] elmorte : damn, it's not working
[2017-02-23 09:42:29] jonny : did it work?
[2017-02-23 09:42:38] jonny : is he still talking?
[2017-02-23 09:42:39] ThruTheFloor : Why did h17 drop $10?
[2017-02-23 09:42:54] garbageboy : yeah he said fuck you jonny
[2017-02-23 09:43:06] bingbongfly : wtf h176
[2017-02-23 09:43:09] ubba : jonny: yeah I think it worked I can't see what I'm typing
[2017-02-23 09:43:37] bigdickbandit : Should I stay short or cut my losses boiz
[2017-02-23 09:43:40] bigdickbandit : Surely a dip
[2017-02-23 09:43:41] jonny : sorry ubba, just play something else?:)
[2017-02-23 09:43:58] ubba : bigdickbandit: go long
[2017-02-23 09:44:06] ThruTheFloor : bigdickbandit: go short
[2017-02-23 09:44:20] elmorte : bigdickbandit: swap or march?
[2017-02-23 09:44:20] Ugly_Old_Goat : bigdickbandit: stay short and let rkt decide
[2017-02-23 09:44:30] ThruTheFloor : Seriously what is up with h17?
[2017-02-23 09:44:32] bigdickbandit : swap
[2017-02-23 09:44:39] paper : well on my way to getting ADL liquidated. wish i knew how to prevent it
[2017-02-23 09:44:43] cryptobull : bigdickbandit: lol why do u short?
[2017-02-23 09:44:45] elmorte : bigdickbandit: just long march as hedge
[2017-02-23 09:44:59] narnarfromnarnia : etf
[2017-02-23 09:45:07] narnarfromnarnia : is ltc on gox
[2017-02-23 09:45:23] bigdickbandit : I felt the dip, but we didn't dip past 1130 x_x
[2017-02-23 09:45:35] ubba : Seriously what is up with h17?
[2017-02-23 09:45:35] Ugly_Old_Goat : so much for the dip
[2017-02-23 09:45:39] l3f : fist me daddy
[2017-02-23 09:45:47] Ugly_Old_Goat : Known as a dipshit
[2017-02-23 09:45:52] paper : what happens when you get ADL liquidated? does it just mkt close your positions, give you the profit, and then you have to re-open the trade again if you want back in the game?
[2017-02-23 09:45:52] l3f : I opened 150k long at 1145
[2017-02-23 09:45:57] l3f : was going to buy more dip
[2017-02-23 09:46:03] l3f : no dips left
[2017-02-23 09:46:10] l3f : oops
[2017-02-23 09:46:13] zanza : RIP l3f
[2017-02-23 09:46:15] cryptobull : bigdickbandit: shorting btc on a bullrun is too risky. Instead long the dips close on tops
[2017-02-23 09:46:22] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 2261 @ 1157.95
[2017-02-23 09:46:34] l3f : oh dips incoming
[2017-02-23 09:46:35] l3f : rofl
[2017-02-23 09:46:35] -_- : okc USD tanking
[2017-02-23 09:46:38] -_- : that exchange is so wack
[2017-02-23 09:46:46] cryptobull : bigdickbandit: no need to try and ride it both ways
[2017-02-23 09:46:52] Ugly_Old_Goat : rekt bbew out a late buyer
[2017-02-23 09:47:00] ubba : That rekt was @ThruTheFloor
[2017-02-23 09:47:00] -_- : okc usd down $24
[2017-02-23 09:47:01] bigdickbandit : Oh goody :D
[2017-02-23 09:47:15] jonny : what dis it who rekt
[2017-02-23 09:47:47] blacktuesday : wwoodchipper can fuck offf
[2017-02-23 09:48:03] arbitrage101 : wtf
[2017-02-23 09:48:04] ThruTheFloor : WHY ARE WE TANKING
[2017-02-23 09:48:05] arbitrage101 : buy da dip yo
[2017-02-23 09:48:10] MikeHunt : lol
[2017-02-23 09:48:11] MikeHunt : i love okc
[2017-02-23 09:48:13] ThruTheFloor : Up DOWN UP DOWN This is bullshit
[2017-02-23 09:48:21] -_- : rofl
[2017-02-23 09:48:22] -_- : down $35 now
[2017-02-23 09:48:27] ubba : Oh shit pboc just approved sec
[2017-02-23 09:48:29] arbitrage101 : go all in
[2017-02-23 09:48:32] MikeHunt : wen this falls.....okc gonna make it fall like a rock
[2017-02-23 09:48:33] arbitrage101 : thank me later
[2017-02-23 09:48:34] narnarfromnarnia : support
[2017-02-23 09:48:36] arbitrage101 : 100x
[2017-02-23 09:48:39] -_- : wonder if okc.com is in trouble
[2017-02-23 09:48:41] narnarfromnarnia : hello?
[2017-02-23 09:48:41] aandy : CEO
[2017-02-23 09:48:43] jonny : ThruTheFloor: down up up down down dance c
[2017-02-23 09:48:47] aandy : get some of ur position out lol
[2017-02-23 09:48:49] narnarfromnarnia : i was clicking buy repeatedly
[2017-02-23 09:48:53] MikeHunt : -_-: court case soon, might get liquidated
[2017-02-23 09:48:54] jonny : c
[2017-02-23 09:48:55] arbitrage101 : call support
[2017-02-23 09:48:58] arbitrage101 : halt the drop
[2017-02-23 09:49:03] arbitrage101 : ban shotrer
[2017-02-23 09:49:08] elmorte : it's engaged!
[2017-02-23 09:49:08] ThatCEOGuy : Is this it, we dropping?
[2017-02-23 09:49:20] ross : Ah cheap coins
[2017-02-23 09:49:29] bigdickbandit : wew boiz
[2017-02-23 09:49:32] aandy : get out 10% bra
[2017-02-23 09:49:32] bigdickbandit : Closed my short
[2017-02-23 09:49:35] ross : ThatCEOGuy: you're still here!!
[2017-02-23 09:49:37] bigdickbandit : top kek
[2017-02-23 09:49:43] Tetsuo : There´s a storm comin. And your house of cards is not protected.
[2017-02-23 09:50:19] rapidtrades : +1
[2017-02-23 09:50:26] ubba : ThruTheFloor: what do you think of this current situation?
[2017-02-23 09:50:34] abbey : wow, thanks for those coins under 1030
[2017-02-23 09:50:41] arbitrage101 : bitcoin will replace usd as the world reserve currency
[2017-02-23 09:50:58] paper : it's bull mkt, no worries. mex is just particularly volatile
[2017-02-23 09:51:02] -_- : i guess that was the double top on every exchange
[2017-02-23 09:51:03] abbey : theres some more waiting
[2017-02-23 09:51:13] -_- : see you all at 1000
[2017-02-23 09:51:38] arbitrage101 : see you all @lamborghini
[2017-02-23 09:51:41] elmorte : what does the okc quarterly settle on again? Okc spot?
[2017-02-23 09:51:43] bingbongfly : whyyyy btc whyy
[2017-02-23 09:51:44] narnarfromnarnia : emailed support damn
[2017-02-23 09:51:51] narnarfromnarnia : i was clicking fill market order and only at 49% negative ROE and they liquidated me
[2017-02-23 09:51:55] ross : Buy dip for some more profit
[2017-02-23 09:51:59] narnarfromnarnia : mark was 10-11 below our price
[2017-02-23 09:52:19] bingbongfly : I bought the dip :D
[2017-02-23 09:52:22] ubba : narnarfromnarnia: wow
[2017-02-23 09:52:27] arbitrage101 : bingbongfly: good move
[2017-02-23 09:52:30] ThruTheFloor : BUY THE DIP
[2017-02-23 09:52:31] bigdickbandit : Fully bought dat dip
[2017-02-23 09:52:35] bingbongfly : etf approved confirmed
[2017-02-23 09:52:38] -_- : narnarfromnarnia: you probably got a warning saying closure would cause immediate liquidation
[2017-02-23 09:52:38] narnarfromnarnia : i clicked 3-4 times
[2017-02-23 09:52:39] bigdickbandit : Closed short and rebut
[2017-02-23 09:52:43] arbitrage101 : i will nominate you as the smartest trader alive
[2017-02-23 09:52:43] bigdickbandit : Literally pro
[2017-02-23 09:52:45] narnarfromnarnia : no i didn't
[2017-02-23 09:52:47] narnarfromnarnia : i was short
[2017-02-23 09:52:51] ross : Back down to 7500 soon
[2017-02-23 09:52:54] narnarfromnarnia : it would have just saved me 50% of my funds
[2017-02-23 09:52:56] blacktuesday : woodchipper dumped $39
[2017-02-23 09:52:59] blacktuesday : $30
[2017-02-23 09:53:06] blacktuesday : fucking bullshit
[2017-02-23 09:53:10] narnarfromnarnia : yeah whatever that was out of no where
[2017-02-23 09:53:20] rapidtrades : /price
[2017-02-23 09:53:23] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1135.99 (-0.33%) Bitfinex : 1137.40 (-0.08%) The Woodchipper : 1109.94 (-1.18%) itBit : 1138.05 (-0.05%) Kraken : 1135.32 (-0.24%) GDAX : 1140.28 (-0.12%) ```
[2017-02-23 09:53:24] narnarfromnarnia : affected here and i couldn't even get the buy before mark dropped
[2017-02-23 09:53:29] ubba : narnarfromnarnia: did you get rekt?
[2017-02-23 09:53:31] blacktuesday : thye need to reomve the woodchipper
[2017-02-23 09:53:32] narnarfromnarnia : yeah
[2017-02-23 09:53:36] arbitrage101 : wtf with okc price
[2017-02-23 09:53:37] -_- : narnarfromnarnia: check your email
[2017-02-23 09:53:39] ubba : Shit
[2017-02-23 09:53:42] narnarfromnarnia : i did
[2017-02-23 09:53:53] narnarfromnarnia : my liq was 1120
[2017-02-23 09:53:54] aandy : /joke
[2017-02-23 09:53:56] trollbot : ``` "Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was extremely silly?????" "No, I said, she was fucking Goofy!"```
[2017-02-23 09:53:56] ross : Big boys want the 1120-1140 spread again
[2017-02-23 09:54:00] narnarfromnarnia : our price was 1131
[2017-02-23 09:54:02] MikeHunt : narnarfromnarnia: how many contracts?
[2017-02-23 09:54:08] narnarfromnarnia : just 5k or something
[2017-02-23 09:54:11] narnarfromnarnia : nothing big
[2017-02-23 09:54:12] Tetsuo : /foresight `LOOKS BAD`
[2017-02-23 09:54:14] -_- : pretty sure you dont understand something
[2017-02-23 09:54:16] MikeHunt : narnarfromnarnia: mark price is what liqs u
[2017-02-23 09:54:24] aandy : /sentiment
[2017-02-23 09:54:27] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 44.03 / 55.97 Daily : 45.20 / 54.80 Weekly : 44.11 / 55.89 Monthly : 47.39 / 52.62```
[2017-02-23 09:54:36] narnarfromnarnia : yes i was trying to fill an order few dollars above and it wasn't working
[2017-02-23 09:54:41] narnarfromnarnia : i was watching it closely
[2017-02-23 09:54:47] MikeHunt : narnarfromnarnia: limit orders arent guaranteed
[2017-02-23 09:54:50] narnarfromnarnia : i clicked buy 3 or 4 times while above
[2017-02-23 09:55:00] narnarfromnarnia : it wasn't even making the order though
[2017-02-23 09:55:05] narnarfromnarnia : like a lag but just not working
[2017-02-23 09:55:08] rapidtrades : /price
[2017-02-23 09:55:08] ubba : Who shorted?
[2017-02-23 09:55:09] MikeHunt : hmm
[2017-02-23 09:55:09] Tetsuo : narnarfromnarnia: thx for you moneez
[2017-02-23 09:55:12] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1135.74 (-0.02%) Bitfinex : 1137.10 (-0.03%) The Woodchipper : 1107.11 (-0.25%) itBit : 1138.05 (0.00%) Kraken : 1136.78 (0.13%) GDAX : 1140.04 (-0.02%) ```
[2017-02-23 09:55:21] alejandromasari : Winning nicely ?
[2017-02-23 09:55:26] ross : Last chance below 30
[2017-02-23 09:55:27] BTCDJS : `DUMP`
[2017-02-23 09:55:33] -_- : ubba: i would never short after that news
[2017-02-23 09:55:34] Tetsuo : `DUMP`
[2017-02-23 09:55:40] arbitrage101 : last chance to buy to get rich
[2017-02-23 09:55:52] BTCDJS : `dont be a fool`
[2017-02-23 09:55:59] bigdickbandit : B U L L I S H
[2017-02-23 09:56:03] arbitrage101 : quit your burger king job
[2017-02-23 09:56:06] BTCDJS : `wrong`
[2017-02-23 09:56:10] arbitrage101 : uit mcdonnald
[2017-02-23 09:56:17] ubba : -_-: yeah the latest cnLedger tweet about the out come of the pboc announcement just got released
[2017-02-23 09:56:22] arbitrage101 : buy bitcoin to get your financial freedo
[2017-02-23 09:56:35] Tetsuo : Mark price will rip your guts out bulls
[2017-02-23 09:56:42] veritas : ubba:
[2017-02-23 09:56:42] veritas : https://twitter.com/cnLedger?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
[2017-02-23 09:56:46] BTCDJS : frodo*
[2017-02-23 09:56:47] veritas : no it didnt
[2017-02-23 09:56:56] ubba : Yes it did
[2017-02-23 09:57:16] MikeHunt : veritas: hes long apparently
[2017-02-23 09:57:36] MikeHunt : veritas: last time he dropped 10k btc the long positions went down on okc
[2017-02-23 09:57:55] veritas : rofl.. ty MH
[2017-02-23 09:58:02] aandy : /sentiment
[2017-02-23 09:58:04] ThruTheFloor : wtf was that
[2017-02-23 09:58:04] ubba : Np
[2017-02-23 09:58:05] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 47.91 / 52.09 Daily : 45.29 / 54.71 Weekly : 44.12 / 55.88 Monthly : 47.38 / 52.62```
[2017-02-23 09:58:10] bigdickbandit : Mark is at -97% lmao
[2017-02-23 09:58:11] ThruTheFloor : We were supposed to go up
[2017-02-23 09:58:20] ubba : ThruTheFloor: cnLedger tweet
[2017-02-23 09:58:24] ThruTheFloor : Then we crash for no reason, wtf
[2017-02-23 09:58:34] ThruTheFloor : ubba: get fukked by a lion
[2017-02-23 09:58:35] Tetsuo : REKT just called , he´s on his way he will spend the next days with us. It´s gonna be some busy days
[2017-02-23 09:58:45] BTCDJS : `EUPHORIA`
[2017-02-23 09:58:47] -_- : why would you dump on okc usd. withdraw and move your coins to a legit exchange that is $40 higher
[2017-02-23 09:58:51] Tetsuo : ThruTheFloor: the reason is , this shitcastle is built on sand
[2017-02-23 09:58:53] ubba : ThruTheFloor:??
[2017-02-23 09:59:17] MikeHunt : i told ya 1150 was toop
[2017-02-23 09:59:20] BTCDJS : `EUPHORIA`
[2017-02-23 09:59:33] ubba : MikeHunt: yeah you were incorrect
[2017-02-23 09:59:33] bigdickbandit : Shit lads
[2017-02-23 09:59:39] bigdickbandit : This dip keeps dipping
[2017-02-23 09:59:43] narnarfromnarnia : ha the price was 1131 when i was trying to close my order and they hit me at 1114 executed price
[2017-02-23 09:59:45] MikeHunt : ubba: o rly?
[2017-02-23 09:59:49] narnarfromnarnia : that's pure insanity
[2017-02-23 09:59:49] ross : The dip has ended
[2017-02-23 09:59:52] ubba : Correct*[
[2017-02-23 09:59:56] MikeHunt : narnarfromnarnia: mark flash rekt u
[2017-02-23 10:00:09] MikeHunt : ive had that b4
[2017-02-23 10:00:13] Tetsuo : narnarfromnarnia: price on ok usd was clearly lower
[2017-02-23 10:00:15] narnarfromnarnia : the price never hit 1114
[2017-02-23 10:00:19] narnarfromnarnia : i hear you
[2017-02-23 10:00:29] ubba : Anyone short?
[2017-02-23 10:00:30] Tetsuo : it´s 50% so stop looking at that scam exchange bitcoin, which is getting pumped by pumpers
[2017-02-23 10:00:32] MikeHunt : if mark is bellow price, then leave extra room
[2017-02-23 10:00:33] narnarfromnarnia : i was hitting market buy at 1131 when mark was 1123.xx
[2017-02-23 10:00:35] Tetsuo : *bitstamp
[2017-02-23 10:00:36] narnarfromnarnia : and my liq was 1120
[2017-02-23 10:00:37] ThruTheFloor : Buy th dip or short?
[2017-02-23 10:00:37] blacktuesday : woodchipper is below btce ffs
[2017-02-23 10:00:49] blacktuesday : remove woodchipper from index
[2017-02-23 10:00:49] narnarfromnarnia : i was clicking market buy 3 or 4 times it didn't work at all
[2017-02-23 10:00:56] narnarfromnarnia : that's my point
[2017-02-23 10:01:04] narnarfromnarnia : like my controls were frozen
[2017-02-23 10:01:08] Coconuter : let me buy the dipppp
[2017-02-23 10:01:10] narnarfromnarnia : but mark was above my liq
[2017-02-23 10:01:24] narnarfromnarnia : that's dirty
[2017-02-23 10:01:33] narnarfromnarnia : 1114
[2017-02-23 10:01:52] ThruTheFloor : Is this the time to short?
[2017-02-23 10:01:58] bigdickbandit : This dip is disgusting
[2017-02-23 10:02:00] BTCDJS : ^^^ `stupid name` ^^^
[2017-02-23 10:02:05] ubba : Is it time to long?
[2017-02-23 10:02:05] bigdickbandit : whoah
[2017-02-23 10:02:13] ubba : Shoah
[2017-02-23 10:02:18] bigdickbandit : I'm long after
[2017-02-23 10:02:18] ross : narnarfromnarnia: what if your internet froze ?
[2017-02-23 10:02:19] BTCDJS : `buy the dip`
[2017-02-23 10:02:24] MikeHunt : bull bbq today
[2017-02-23 10:02:24] bigdickbandit : Af**
[2017-02-23 10:02:33] ThruTheFloor : BTCDJS: So you're saying I should short?
[2017-02-23 10:02:34] narnarfromnarnia : fiber
[2017-02-23 10:02:48] BTCDJS : Im saying `EUPHORIA`
[2017-02-23 10:02:58] rapidtrades : /price
[2017-02-23 10:03:02] ross : ThruTheFloor: he's saying buy the dip
[2017-02-23 10:03:03] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1136.95 (0.11%) Bitfinex : 1135.50 (-0.14%) The Woodchipper : 1105.92 (-0.11%) itBit : 1134.84 (-0.28%) Kraken : 1136.00 (-0.07%) GDAX : 1137.50 (-0.22%) ```
[2017-02-23 10:03:12] BTCDJS : ross: `WRONG`
[2017-02-23 10:03:16] ThruTheFloor : ross: Sell the top?
[2017-02-23 10:03:26] BTCDJS : `WRONG`
[2017-02-23 10:03:29] ross : Keep buying
[2017-02-23 10:03:35] bingbongfly : buy the dip
[2017-02-23 10:03:36] ThruTheFloor : GNORW
[2017-02-23 10:03:37] BTCDJS : `WRONG`
[2017-02-23 10:03:37] ross : buy all of the coins
[2017-02-23 10:03:37] bingbongfly : has worked SO FAR
[2017-02-23 10:03:46] ThruTheFloor : Until it doesnt
[2017-02-23 10:03:48] BTCDJS : `EUPHORIA`
[2017-02-23 10:04:13] blacktuesday : can we vote to remmove woodchipper? pls
[2017-02-23 10:04:16] MikeHunt : `NEW PARADIGM`
[2017-02-23 10:04:27] MikeHunt : blacktuesday: `NO`
[2017-02-23 10:04:41] ubba : I think it should be coinbase
[2017-02-23 10:04:46] rapidtrades : blacktuesday: u can't vote to remove an exchange u don't like
[2017-02-23 10:04:47] ubba : Jk
[2017-02-23 10:04:53] MikeHunt : ubba: no we dont want cumbase
[2017-02-23 10:04:56] blacktuesday : who said thast? lol
[2017-02-23 10:05:08] BTCDJS : Just Close all your positions. Make a cup of tea. Pick the chair with the garden view. Take a well deserved break. `YOURE GOING TO GET REKT`
[2017-02-23 10:05:20] ubba : We should use multiple indexes
[2017-02-23 10:05:27] MikeHunt : ubba: we do already
[2017-02-23 10:05:38] blacktuesday : yeah 50% ok and 50% stamp is retardeddddd
[2017-02-23 10:05:40] ubba : I thought it was 50/50
[2017-02-23 10:05:41] narnarfromnarnia : this has happened twice but this time my order button was not firing at all
[2017-02-23 10:05:54] rapidtrades : shut the hell up newbs, u had no problem with okc when we went making new highs with china
[2017-02-23 10:05:55] narnarfromnarnia : it was very frustrated, then i thought it went through and it was a liq notice
[2017-02-23 10:05:58] MikeHunt : bulls are just crying they cant have it their way
[2017-02-23 10:05:59] rapidtrades : that was ONE MONTH AGO
[2017-02-23 10:06:09] blacktuesday : its below btc-e
[2017-02-23 10:06:15] narnarfromnarnia : price was 12 dollars above and was 3 dollars above my liq when i was clicking buy
[2017-02-23 10:06:16] BTCDJS : `/ban all newbs`
[2017-02-23 10:06:17] ross : Last chance 1130
[2017-02-23 10:06:17] narnarfromnarnia : market buy
[2017-02-23 10:06:23] ThruTheFloor : rapidtrades: How are you fine with -2100 ROE? Like, how does that even work?
[2017-02-23 10:06:32] ubba : Someone can easily push down okc spot and cause liquidations no?
[2017-02-23 10:06:51] BTCDJS : ThruTheFloor: It does if you know what youre doing
[2017-02-23 10:06:51] ubba : Probably not even worth it for the crack change we trade with lol
[2017-02-23 10:06:56] narnarfromnarnia : rapidtrades: there will be a black swan
[2017-02-23 10:07:03] ThruTheFloor : BTCDJS: But how
[2017-02-23 10:07:07] blacktuesday : perp is trading $12 above mark rn because ok is irrelevent
[2017-02-23 10:07:15] blacktuesday : bitmex needs to fix the index
[2017-02-23 10:07:38] blacktuesday : at least 33% stamp 33% ok 33% finex or coinbase or whatevr
[2017-02-23 10:07:45] BTCDJS : in a bull market you get more money if you short swap. Im looking into it. I dont understand completely myself
[2017-02-23 10:08:34] bigdickbandit : LETS DO IT BOIZ
[2017-02-23 10:08:43] narnarfromnarnia : well at least support said they have someone looking into it
[2017-02-23 10:08:48] blacktuesday : full rertrace
[2017-02-23 10:09:07] blacktuesday : dip buyers
[2017-02-23 10:09:08] narnarfromnarnia : they are making bank here on liquidations, the site has to perform on front end
[2017-02-23 10:09:13] Yuppie : The woodchipper is a joke
[2017-02-23 10:09:15] narnarfromnarnia : has seemed more glitchy right?
[2017-02-23 10:09:27] blacktuesday : user count 1041
[2017-02-23 10:09:37] blacktuesday : when action site gets lsow
[2017-02-23 10:10:01] blacktuesday : have your orders set
[2017-02-23 10:10:21] blacktuesday : stamp and finex retrace dyno
[2017-02-23 10:10:23] ross : People talk on here more than Facebook
[2017-02-23 10:10:25] narnarfromnarnia : true
[2017-02-23 10:10:26] blacktuesday : dumo
[2017-02-23 10:10:35] blacktuesday : woodchipper not yet
[2017-02-23 10:10:39] blacktuesday : cause no one
[2017-02-23 10:10:43] blacktuesday : wants to buy
[2017-02-23 10:10:49] blacktuesday : on woodchipper
[2017-02-23 10:10:55] ThruTheFloor : Short or Long? What do?
[2017-02-23 10:11:01] micmix : dip buyers, we're counting on you!
[2017-02-23 10:11:08] ubba : ThruTheFloor: yeah
[2017-02-23 10:11:10] ThruTheFloor : I'm 100% out right now. I have no idea wtf is going on
[2017-02-23 10:11:40] rapidtrades : ThruTheFloor: the last exit scam before the crash, that's whats going on
[2017-02-23 10:11:51] indelibleTrade : waiting on death wicks.
[2017-02-23 10:11:56] MikeHunt : rapidtrades: +1
[2017-02-23 10:12:14] ThruTheFloor : rapidtrades: I'm sorry I was hoping for advice from someone who isn't staring at -2100 ROE
[2017-02-23 10:12:21] indelibleTrade : limit stops i am ready for your funds.
[2017-02-23 10:13:31] indelibleTrade : stops i am ready for your funds. rather.
[2017-02-23 10:13:46] ubba : It's crashing hard now
[2017-02-23 10:14:31] Coconuter : etf rejected
[2017-02-23 10:15:13] rapidtrades : Coconuter: STOP
[2017-02-23 10:15:26] rapidtrades : anyone spreading FAKE NEWS will be banned
[2017-02-23 10:15:34] shery : rapidtrades: I agree with you for the first time
[2017-02-23 10:15:36] Coconuter : rapidtrades: this next funding is so low it wont pay your lunch
[2017-02-23 10:15:41] ThruTheFloor : rapidtrades: I wish
[2017-02-23 10:16:33] ubba : Coconuter: etf rejected?
[2017-02-23 10:16:55] Coconuter : pope francisco said so @ubba
[2017-02-23 10:17:01] Coconuter : gooding jr.
[2017-02-23 10:17:08] ThruTheFloor : I hate both of you
[2017-02-23 10:17:35] ubba : Coconuter: so if the etf isn't approved can't they just hard fork it
[2017-02-23 10:17:55] ubba : On to a different blockchain
[2017-02-23 10:17:56] Coconuter : they will triple fork it
[2017-02-23 10:18:07] Coconuter : like eth
[2017-02-23 10:18:12] ubba : Ah I see
[2017-02-23 10:19:03] ubba : So we will have etf and etf classic
[2017-02-23 10:20:08] Coconuter : yes
[2017-02-23 10:20:12] Coconuter : and btc classic mostly will remain
[2017-02-23 10:20:24] Coconuter : and btc unleashed will be the new main fork
[2017-02-23 10:20:38] elmorte : Coconuter: you in the States?
[2017-02-23 10:20:59] ubba : Yes
[2017-02-23 10:20:59] Coconuter : elmorte: yep and never going backkkk
[2017-02-23 10:21:04] elmorte : Actually, either way it's some crazy am time there
[2017-02-23 10:21:23] Coconuter : ive been almost no sleep past few days trading
[2017-02-23 10:21:24] ubba : It's almost morning
[2017-02-23 10:21:34] Coconuter : sleep with pc on 1 hour and wake up
[2017-02-23 10:21:34] elmorte : Coconuter: how's the startup?
[2017-02-23 10:21:45] ubba : It's going good actually
[2017-02-23 10:21:47] Coconuter : elmorte: dude i got funding for one
[2017-02-23 10:21:58] Coconuter : now im finishing the second one to present in pitch
[2017-02-23 10:22:19] HUNgry : https://twitter.com/cnLedger
[2017-02-23 10:22:42] Coconuter : ubba: lol
[2017-02-23 10:22:49] Coconuter : ubba is my new assistant
[2017-02-23 10:23:06] ubba : Yeah
[2017-02-23 10:23:23] ThruTheFloor : Going to bed, should I go long or short first?
[2017-02-23 10:23:55] HUNgry : short
[2017-02-23 10:24:08] paper : when you don't have much suspicion, just stay out. personally, i'm massively long
[2017-02-23 10:24:13] ubba : BOTH
[2017-02-23 10:24:26] InvalidUser : https://github.com/iancoleman/bip39/issues/58#issuecomment-281897788
[2017-02-23 10:24:32] ThruTheFloor : paper: I just pulled out 100% a minute ago because it got crazy
[2017-02-23 10:24:33] ubba : That's what im doing right now
[2017-02-23 10:24:35] InvalidUser : Wallet problems
[2017-02-23 10:24:44] ubba : Longing and shorting at the same time
[2017-02-23 10:24:47] ThruTheFloor : Now I have no idea if we're going to ATH or crashing soon
[2017-02-23 10:24:48] InvalidUser : check the link
[2017-02-23 10:25:10] HUNgry : it will crash
[2017-02-23 10:25:26] ThruTheFloor : HUNgry: Sauce?
[2017-02-23 10:25:52] HUNgry : yes
[2017-02-23 10:26:08] ThruTheFloor : paper: You think it's gonna keep going up?
[2017-02-23 10:26:13] ubba : ThruTheFloor: just long and short
[2017-02-23 10:26:22] ThruTheFloor : ubba: Just stfu
[2017-02-23 10:26:34] ubba : Cause if the price goes up
[2017-02-23 10:26:37] ubba : You make money
[2017-02-23 10:26:39] elmorte : Coconuter: nice one!
[2017-02-23 10:26:44] ubba : And if the price goes down you make money
[2017-02-23 10:26:55] ubba : Infinite money
[2017-02-23 10:27:34] paper : ThruTheFloor: yeah, but that's moreso b/c i reguarlarly talk to a master btc trader. i went to business shool but sometimes you have to know when to trust others' opinions than your own, and he's madly bullish. alas, we ultimately have to decide for ourselves :)
[2017-02-23 10:27:42] elmorte : ubba: actually, that's not true...
[2017-02-23 10:28:06] ThruTheFloor : elmorte: He's trolling ignore him
[2017-02-23 10:28:13] ubba : elmorte: it's true
[2017-02-23 10:28:33] Coconuter : elmorte:
[2017-02-23 10:28:42] Coconuter : the pope said, its true
[2017-02-23 10:28:54] elmorte : If the price of bitcoin goes to 0...you can short all you want
[2017-02-23 10:28:58] ThruTheFloor : paper: What does the master btc trader say? I'm just worried we wont make it past ATH and it'll crash
[2017-02-23 10:29:02] paper : ThruTheFloor: china needs to break up tho, that will decrease vol. so much. i'm not closing out but i'm watching closely. trying to take a 15x long to 14-1500$ prior to etf announcement. we'll see..
[2017-02-23 10:29:04] Coconuter : rapid is shorting and making infinite money
[2017-02-23 10:29:20] elmorte : Coconuter: yeah, but he's always been a downer
[2017-02-23 10:29:26] elmorte : Man doesn't want to be happy
[2017-02-23 10:29:34] Cryptonary : Why would anyone buy above mark price?
[2017-02-23 10:29:37] rapidtrades : /price
[2017-02-23 10:29:40] Coconuter : he is scared to trade so he earns only on interest
[2017-02-23 10:29:41] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1132.00 (-0.44%) Bitfinex : 1135.60 (0.01%) The Woodchipper : 1104.72 (-0.11%) itBit : 1135.42 (0.05%) Kraken : 1134.10 (-0.17%) GDAX : 1137.33 (-0.01%) ```
[2017-02-23 10:29:43] Coconuter : lol
[2017-02-23 10:29:57] elmorte : I'm scared to trade :)
[2017-02-23 10:29:58] ThruTheFloor : paper: China withdrawals come back on 29th, does that affect your plan in any way?
[2017-02-23 10:30:09] paper : ThruTheFloor: i'll talk to him in a few hrs. he lives in states. again, when you have a lot of doubt, just sit it out. when we do break ath, we should shoot up for hundreds of dollars, so just don't sleep through that
[2017-02-23 10:30:25] rapidtrades : ThruTheFloor: HA! come back my ass
[2017-02-23 10:30:34] paper : ThruTheFloor: it's something on my radar to consider
[2017-02-23 10:30:58] ThruTheFloor : rapidtrades: A Chinese Triple Gox is highly unlikely
[2017-02-23 10:31:39] rapidtrades : guesss we'll see but the AML reason sounds like bs
[2017-02-23 10:31:44] ubba : Chinese triple gox
[2017-02-23 10:31:58] ubba : Sounds deadly
[2017-02-23 10:32:32] ThruTheFloor : paper: Thank you kindly for the words of wisdom. I'll take anything I can get at times like these :)
[2017-02-23 10:33:21] ThruTheFloor : rapidtrades: It's definitely shady, but there's no way all three of them are insolvent
[2017-02-23 10:33:49] ubba : No problem
[2017-02-23 10:34:00] ThruTheFloor : My guess is they need time to implement software for the AML/KYC, and they dont want people withdrawing meantime
[2017-02-23 10:34:21] paper : ThruTheFloor: np. he and i both agree that china is losing its vice grip on the mkt tho. just watch closely b/c we could be going parabolic in hours or days...just too many variables and shitloads of leverage.
[2017-02-23 10:34:39] rapidtrades : must be nice to live life so naive @ThruTheFloor
[2017-02-23 10:35:20] ubba : rapidtrades: was thinking the exact samething
[2017-02-23 10:35:42] elmorte : great minds...
[2017-02-23 10:36:02] ThruTheFloor : paper: This is way crazier than the last bubble. Last time we got Bitfinex later but no where near as much leverage as we do here and now!
[2017-02-23 10:38:42] ubba : Round 2 dip
[2017-02-23 10:38:52] ubba : Holy shit
[2017-02-23 10:39:45] bigdickbandit : I fkn longed at 1130
[2017-02-23 10:40:38] ThruTheFloor : bigdickbandit: **applause**
[2017-02-23 10:41:06] ubba : bigdickbandit: on March17▶