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This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.


Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

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[2017-02-22 20:01:58] Dynamix : /wall
[2017-02-22 20:01:59] trollbot : ``` BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1139.17 => [955 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1169.21 Bids: 1108.00 => [589 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1138.87```
[2017-02-22 20:01:59] trollbot : ``` BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1134.0 => [3427 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1164.0 Bids: 1103.4 => [1239 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1133.8```
[2017-02-22 20:02:09] rapidtrades : /price
[2017-02-22 20:02:10] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp: 1138.87 (-0.05%)```
[2017-02-22 20:02:10] trollbot : ``` Bitfinex: 1133.9 (0%)```
[2017-02-22 20:02:10] trollbot : ``` Kraken: 1135 (0.09%)```
[2017-02-22 20:02:10] trollbot : ``` GDAX: 1135.99 (0.09%)```
[2017-02-22 20:02:10] trollbot : ``` itBit: 1135.13 (-0.05%)```
[2017-02-22 20:02:10] trollbot : ``` OKCoin: 1106.17 (-0.23%)```
[2017-02-22 20:02:35] cryptokeeper : cryptobull: :)
[2017-02-22 20:02:35] BTCDJS : ETH and xmr are the same price
[2017-02-22 20:02:53] rapidgains : fomo shorts buying back at higher prices
[2017-02-22 20:02:57] rapidgains : you cant beat the market makers lmao
[2017-02-22 20:03:22] rapidtrades : china $40 below and not closing the gap
[2017-02-22 20:03:22] cryptokeeper : stamp tried to go for it on the hourly
[2017-02-22 20:03:25] cryptokeeper : its getting mashed down
[2017-02-22 20:04:17] cryptokeeper : lunch time. cheers guys!
[2017-02-22 20:04:17] paper : since i'm new to this exchange, can someone link me to a page that explains the frenzy that just happened? as in, i'm assuming for a small window of time, fees were reduced for longers and or shorters (or something along those lines)?
[2017-02-22 20:04:29] rapidgains : https://www.bitmex.com/app/swapsGuide#funding
[2017-02-22 20:04:43] ross : ^^ noone likes to read more than 5 words
[2017-02-22 20:04:57] rapidgains : have fun getting rekt then
[2017-02-22 20:04:59] rapidtrades : ^ this guy will go far
[2017-02-22 20:05:06] rapidtrades : FRIENDLY FIRE
[2017-02-22 20:05:11] paper : thanks. would that really be the primary reason why the price shot up though? and not the fact that we were trailing stamp/finex by like 20$, making it an obvious buy regardless?
[2017-02-22 20:05:11] rapidtrades : i meant ross
[2017-02-22 20:05:15] rapidgains : lol
[2017-02-22 20:05:47] -_- : never pays to short for funding only to close at a big loss
[2017-02-22 20:06:01] Dynamix : Fk shorting on funding
[2017-02-22 20:06:06] Dynamix : allways long hehe but its going down
[2017-02-22 20:06:07] Dynamix : now ;)
[2017-02-22 20:06:13] paper : i assume that was the reason, for that short window of time, unless most in trollbox were unaware of the negative premium until i brought it up (which was also immediately before the price rise here)
[2017-02-22 20:06:17] Shoba : higher the price gets, dumber traders get
[2017-02-22 20:06:29] cryptokeeper : Shoba: 100%
[2017-02-22 20:06:34] Dynamix : We have to see 1090's again ;)
[2017-02-22 20:06:37] Dynamix : no ?
[2017-02-22 20:06:46] sleger : "Users: 1097" <= best indicator
[2017-02-22 20:06:47] cryptobull : no
[2017-02-22 20:06:53] ross : im really confused
[2017-02-22 20:07:03] cryptobull : sleger: u have to add the bots
[2017-02-22 20:07:12] rapidgains : market makers raised prices to make up for funding, that is all
[2017-02-22 20:07:12] cryptokeeper : bots are around the same
[2017-02-22 20:07:18] j8 : just wait until the user count reaches parity with gold!
[2017-02-22 20:07:21] sleger : bots arent as dumb
[2017-02-22 20:07:33] paper : the odds of going sub 1100 are decreasing more and more (and that's not just my opionion)
[2017-02-22 20:07:49] Dynamix : paper: Myeah allright...
[2017-02-22 20:07:56] Dynamix : I wanna long the bottom too
[2017-02-22 20:07:59] Dynamix : and short th top
[2017-02-22 20:08:01] Dynamix : here ;)
[2017-02-22 20:08:02] MikeHunt : i believe thats the goal of bitcoin, get everyone out of gold so only the establishment has it, then sink the global economy
[2017-02-22 20:08:11] rapidgains : wut
[2017-02-22 20:08:15] paper : i wouldn't mind stopping out and catching a liquidity spike, but hopium doesn't make for a good plan
[2017-02-22 20:08:25] sleger : MikeDumb: I disagree
[2017-02-22 20:08:30] rapidgains : the shit i hear in the bitmex trollbox
[2017-02-22 20:08:30] Dynamix : MikeHunt: yhh
[2017-02-22 20:08:38] ross : Ok ive a question, my realised PNL is now -0.7 am i at a loss or a gain?
[2017-02-22 20:08:46] Yuppie : Funny, until 2 weks ago I was only looking at China price for Charts
[2017-02-22 20:08:47] Dynamix : /wall
[2017-02-22 20:08:48] ross : this funding thing has confused me
[2017-02-22 20:08:48] trollbot : ``` BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1134.5 => [3423 Ƀ] (-0.12%) <= 1164.6 Bids: 1104.3 => [1328 Ƀ] (7.18%) <= 1134.3```
[2017-02-22 20:08:48] trollbot : ``` BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1139.16 => [1006 Ƀ] (5.34%) <= 1169.21 Bids: 1108.00 => [596 Ƀ] (1.19%) <= 1138.88```
[2017-02-22 20:09:01] Yuppie : right now it doesnt seem to matter anymore
[2017-02-22 20:09:11] rangle : ross: realized loss + unrealized loss = current PNL
[2017-02-22 20:09:13] paper : a 30$ price drop is irrelevant when we could easily go up 400$ or so before an announcement even happens
[2017-02-22 20:09:26] MikeHunt : i think okc might ruin this rally
[2017-02-22 20:09:26] sleger : easily
[2017-02-22 20:10:03] paper : sure, b/c a lot of it would be parabolic or quasi-parabolic
[2017-02-22 20:11:21] paper : hopefully not too fast tho ofc, but the trip to 1300 shouldn't take long b/c that's just the initial rush of breaking ath
[2017-02-22 20:11:33] paper : and it's basically open air
[2017-02-22 20:15:00] paper : stamp broke left handle
[2017-02-22 20:15:19] Farzad2 : /price
[2017-02-22 20:15:30] Farzad2 : /joke
[2017-02-22 20:15:45] sleger : /broken
[2017-02-22 20:15:55] Farzad2 : /price
[2017-02-22 20:16:36] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-22 20:16:46] Farzad2 : /price
[2017-02-22 20:16:48] Tetsuo : RIP trollbot
[2017-02-22 20:16:49] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp: 1141.90 (14.19%) Bitfinex: 1134.0 (13.4%) OKCoin: 1106.28 (10.63%) itBit: 1136.7 (13.67%) Kraken: 1135 (13.5%) GDAX: 1138.33 (13.83%) ```
[2017-02-22 20:16:58] Tetsuo : RIP farzad2
[2017-02-22 20:17:02] Farzad2 : /ban sleger
[2017-02-22 20:17:11] Leon : should we start the countdown for the breakout......10..
[2017-02-22 20:17:20] sleger : Farzad2: why ?
[2017-02-22 20:17:22] jung1 : FREE SLEGER
[2017-02-22 20:17:29] sleger : its unfair !
[2017-02-22 20:17:33] Tetsuo : /ban sleger
[2017-02-22 20:17:44] sleger : /jail Tetsuo
[2017-02-22 20:17:45] Farzad2 : sleger: because u complained to sam and broke best feature of bot
[2017-02-22 20:17:47] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-22 20:17:57] Tetsuo : Farzad2: which feature?
[2017-02-22 20:18:00] sleger : Farzad2: if you ban me i will get your bot banned
[2017-02-22 20:18:02] Farzad2 : u broke the /price command
[2017-02-22 20:18:02] wurstgelee : finex 1040
[2017-02-22 20:18:08] Farzad2 : sleger: lol
[2017-02-22 20:18:09] trollbot : ``` What's the smallest organ in a goat? An ISIS member's penis.```
[2017-02-22 20:18:10] jung1 : /price
[2017-02-22 20:18:15] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp: 1141.90 (0%) Bitfinex: 1136.1 (0.19%) OKCoin: 1106.28 (0%) itBit: 1137.5 (0.07%) Kraken: 1135 (0%) GDAX: 1131.7 (-0.58%) ```
[2017-02-22 20:18:16] wurstgelee : *sipke to
[2017-02-22 20:18:17] Tetsuo : price, sentiment and wall sucks big time , only joke should be alive
[2017-02-22 20:18:24] sleger : +1
[2017-02-22 20:18:25] Farzad2 : /unban sleger
[2017-02-22 20:18:29] sleger : +2
[2017-02-22 20:18:32] wurstgelee : yeah, price i useless. everyone can have those open ffs
[2017-02-22 20:18:36] wurstgelee : *is
[2017-02-22 20:18:49] sleger : wurstgelee: apparently BTCDJS cant
[2017-02-22 20:18:50] jung1 : imo its cool
[2017-02-22 20:18:52] sleger : so not everyone
[2017-02-22 20:18:54] Farzad2 : wurstgelee: dont use it then
[2017-02-22 20:19:06] jung1 : should works on chinese trollbox
[2017-02-22 20:19:06] wurstgelee : i get annoyed by it if i want or not
[2017-02-22 20:19:19] wurstgelee : thats no choice up to me....which sucks
[2017-02-22 20:19:29] odieoh : you pay me money is how it works
[2017-02-22 20:19:50] Farzad2 : /price
[2017-02-22 20:19:54] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1141.90 (14.19%) Bitfinex : 1137.3 (13.73%) The Woodchipper: 1108.6 (10.86%) itBit : 1136.83 (13.68%) Kraken : 1135 (13.5%) GDAX : 1137.68 (13.77%) ```
[2017-02-22 20:20:02] -_- : finex and stamp going for it
[2017-02-22 20:20:49] Farzad2 : funny how many people sold for funding. :D
[2017-02-22 20:21:22] odieoh : Can't blame 'em, it was expensive
[2017-02-22 20:21:22] jung1 : yeah
[2017-02-22 20:21:30] rapidgains : prob endured taker fees opening and closing too
[2017-02-22 20:21:32] jung1 : trollbox is powerfull weapon
[2017-02-22 20:21:41] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 1788 @ 1126.90
[2017-02-22 20:21:43] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Farzad2: hey nice update on bot
[2017-02-22 20:21:57] n00bie : bye bye shorts
[2017-02-22 20:21:58] rapidgains : so like 0.525 fee on top of market maker rekt
[2017-02-22 20:21:59] Farzad2 : DorianWhack-A-Moto: ty
[2017-02-22 20:22:08] BTCDJS : Farzad2: yeah good job
[2017-02-22 20:22:08] cryptobull : finex 1140
[2017-02-22 20:22:25] BTCDJS : all of us like the price and sentiment feature
[2017-02-22 20:22:25] Farzad2 : BTCDJS: seleger wants to get the bot banned
[2017-02-22 20:22:35] BTCDJS : Farzad2: ignore shrek
[2017-02-22 20:22:39] BTCDJS : hes grumpy
[2017-02-22 20:22:40] Farzad2 : lol
[2017-02-22 20:23:35] sleger : rapid thinks its because i have my period
[2017-02-22 20:23:38] j8 : BTCDJS: you can't speak for everyone, some people like it, some don't
[2017-02-22 20:23:45] BTCDJS : Farzad2: did you manage to research how to add whalecalls?
[2017-02-22 20:24:03] BTCDJS : j8: im winding sleger up
[2017-02-22 20:24:04] reyno : ahhh forgot to sell at 8pm. -0.27 on fees
[2017-02-22 20:24:14] reyno : thats annoying that!
[2017-02-22 20:24:16] Farzad2 : BTCDJS: not really, have been busy working on my MM bot
[2017-02-22 20:24:22] BTCDJS : K
[2017-02-22 20:24:29] cryptomill : Hi
[2017-02-22 20:24:33] -_- : $20 away from ATH on stamp
[2017-02-22 20:24:58] cryptomill : guys .. Im new to this trading platform and need some help
[2017-02-22 20:25:14] wurstgelee : cryptomill: https://www.bitmex.com/app/tradingOverview
[2017-02-22 20:25:17] wurstgelee : have a read
[2017-02-22 20:25:48] cryptomill : I traded 6000 contracts - buy at avg $1120.72 and sold at 1123.88 but I still realized a loss
[2017-02-22 20:26:07] reyno : cryptomill: there is some crazy rules/features on here takes a while to get used to them all!
[2017-02-22 20:26:13] cryptomill : can anyone help if this has anything to do with funding rate .. and also the whole trade interval was 20mins ..
[2017-02-22 20:26:32] Farzad2 : cryptomill: check your history log, u r making a mistake
[2017-02-22 20:27:04] rapidgains : cryptomill: you prob endured a funding fee on top of two takers fees
[2017-02-22 20:27:04] jung1 : cryptomill: you sold it via "Market Order" or "Limit"?
[2017-02-22 20:27:11] j8 : yeah you bought before the funding charge and sold after.
[2017-02-22 20:27:19] cryptomill : I sold via limit
[2017-02-22 20:27:28] rapidgains : was it resting on book?
[2017-02-22 20:27:31] sleger : well 4$ is nothing, i said it
[2017-02-22 20:27:36] Sam : its funding fees
[2017-02-22 20:27:37] rapidgains : or was it executed immediately
[2017-02-22 20:27:52] j8 : he made $3 on the trade and lost $4 to funding
[2017-02-22 20:27:56] n00bie : my longs from 2013 are almost in profit!
[2017-02-22 20:28:09] cryptobull : n00bie: lol
[2017-02-22 20:28:28] cryptomill : does funding rates apply for a trade interval of just 30 mins .. I mean they have fixed time stamp for funding rates?
[2017-02-22 20:28:35] Farzad2 : /price
[2017-02-22 20:28:40] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1141.90 (14.19%) Bitfinex : 1139.0 (13.90%) The Woodchipper: 1109.62 (10.96%) itBit : 1139.08 (13.91%) Kraken : 1138.91 (13.89%) GDAX : 1138.52 (13.85%) ```
[2017-02-22 20:28:47] docvcdc : how is every fucking exchange in existence blowing up and we're going backward?
[2017-02-22 20:28:52] rapidgains : they happen every 8 hours
[2017-02-22 20:29:04] Farzad2 : /price
[2017-02-22 20:29:07] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1142.00 (0.01%) Bitfinex : 1138.5 (-0.04%) The Woodchipper: 1109.62 (0.00%) itBit : 1139.08 (0.00%) Kraken : 1139 (0.01%) GDAX : 1138 (-0.05%) ```
[2017-02-22 20:29:33] cryptomill : every 8 hours .. should be relative to my trade timings .. why should it be based on fixed timestamps?
[2017-02-22 20:29:36] cryptomill : strange
[2017-02-22 20:29:56] rapidgains : thats how the swap market works
[2017-02-22 20:30:08] rapidgains : its supposed to keep price close to an index
[2017-02-22 20:30:11] rapidgains : by charging fees
[2017-02-22 20:30:19] rapidgains : https://www.bitmex.com/app/swapsGuide
[2017-02-22 20:30:22] cryptomill : thats a learning
[2017-02-22 20:30:28] rapidgains : "Perpetual Swaps mimic a margin-based spot market and hence trade close to the underlying reference Index Price. This is in contrast to a Futures Contract which may trade at significantly different prices due to basis. The primary mechanism to tether to spot price is Funding."
[2017-02-22 20:30:42] anonymous123421 : arbitrage if you think you'll make money off of it
[2017-02-22 20:30:51] rapidgains : funding is out in place when needed to deter market premium or discounts
[2017-02-22 20:30:58] rapidgains : put in place*
[2017-02-22 20:31:15] cryptomill : thanks buddy .. really appreciate it ... well it was my very first trade and was just about to smile on making a small gain .. when they changed the 8 hours stamp
[2017-02-22 20:31:21] cryptomill : how wonderful ;)
[2017-02-22 20:31:29] rapidgains : quarterly doesn't charge funding fees
[2017-02-22 20:31:34] rapidgains : but its subject to wild price swings
[2017-02-22 20:31:39] Farzad2 : /price
[2017-02-22 20:31:42] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1140.01 (14.00%) Bitfinex : 1139.0 (13.90%) The Woodchipper: 1109.62 (10.96%) itBit : 1138.72 (13.87%) Kraken : 1139 (13.90%) GDAX : 1138.53 (13.85%) ```
[2017-02-22 20:31:50] c.l : 7.5 hours left :)
[2017-02-22 20:31:52] sleger : cryptomill: thats also why you made money on the price, because after funding price jumped higher 4$
[2017-02-22 20:32:06] sleger : technically you still made a losing trade
[2017-02-22 20:32:18] n00bie : ubber?
[2017-02-22 20:32:20] sleger : most likely during your trade interval, price on spot went down
[2017-02-22 20:32:25] cryptobull : stamp 1180
[2017-02-22 20:32:36] cryptobull : finex 1179
[2017-02-22 20:32:53] rapidgains : you made me look
[2017-02-22 20:33:00] cryptobull : hahaha
[2017-02-22 20:33:03] cryptomill : so a good way to trade is to wait for a new funding rate cycle to begin .. enter and then close within the same 8 hour interval ..
[2017-02-22 20:33:23] sleger : no there is no "good way"
[2017-02-22 20:33:32] sleger : a good way to trade is to make money
[2017-02-22 20:33:52] sleger : but most traders will just end up giving it to me
[2017-02-22 20:33:56] rapidgains : as I said, Mar 31 doesnt charge funding fees
[2017-02-22 20:33:59] cryptomill : :)
[2017-02-22 20:34:16] Farzad2 : /price
[2017-02-22 20:34:30] cryptobull : next round the funding fees are lower
[2017-02-22 20:34:30] sleger : /joke
[2017-02-22 20:35:34] Farzad2 : /price
[2017-02-22 20:35:37] Rod : any money in the ETF Coin you think?
[2017-02-22 20:35:45] Rod : COIN
[2017-02-22 20:36:10] Farzad2 : /price
[2017-02-22 20:36:14] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1142.94 (14.29%) Bitfinex : 1137.90 (13.79%) The Woodchipper: 1109.63 (10.96%) itBit : 1138.93 (13.89%) Kraken : 1135.13 (13.51%) GDAX : 1136.80 (13.68%) ```
[2017-02-22 20:36:19] anonymous123421 : COIN is just a prediction market
[2017-02-22 20:36:24] anonymous123421 : read the guide for it
[2017-02-22 20:36:33] anonymous123421 : https://www.bitmex.com/app/seriesGuide/COIN
[2017-02-22 20:37:30] rapidgains : btc-e broke its ath lol
[2017-02-22 20:37:38] Rod : can we compare it to a pharmaceutical who's waiting for a drug to approval?
[2017-02-22 20:37:49] Rod : approve*
[2017-02-22 20:38:03] Farzad2 : /sentiment
[2017-02-22 20:38:06] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 59.76/40.24 Daily: 43.97/56.03 Weekly: 43.53/56.47 Monthly: 47.43/52.57```
[2017-02-22 20:38:07] rapidtrades : lol 40%
[2017-02-22 20:38:22] rapidtrades : retard nation
[2017-02-22 20:38:30] anonymous123421 : Rod: yes, that's the effect that the ETF approval will have of bitcoin's price. It's a binary event
[2017-02-22 20:38:43] Farzad2 : /sentiment
[2017-02-22 20:38:45] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 59.76 / 40.24 Daily: 43.97 / 56.03 Weekly: 43.53 / 56.47 Monthly: 47.43 / 52.57```
[2017-02-22 20:39:07] anonymous123421 : rapidtrades: I'm thinking about shorting COIN to hedge against ETF denial
[2017-02-22 20:39:11] Rod : So if it goes through, how much do we anticipate the price of the ETF to increase?
[2017-02-22 20:39:31] Farzad2 : /sentiment
[2017-02-22 20:39:34] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 59.42 / 40.58 Daily : 43.96 / 56.04 Weekly : 43.53 / 56.47 Monthly : 47.43 / 52.57```
[2017-02-22 20:39:35] anonymous123421 : Rod: It settles at 0 or 100
[2017-02-22 20:39:42] Tetsuo : /ban Farzad2
[2017-02-22 20:39:52] anonymous123421 : Rod: https://www.bitmex.com/app/seriesGuide/COIN
[2017-02-22 20:39:57] cryptobull : /ban Tetsuo
[2017-02-22 20:40:03] Farzad2 : Tetsuo: ban my other user :D
[2017-02-22 20:40:08] Farzad2 : Farzad
[2017-02-22 20:40:09] mark121 : right on time
[2017-02-22 20:40:11] Tetsuo : /ban Farzad
[2017-02-22 20:40:11] trollbot : Critical Error! God is unbannable! You are banned and will get REKT soon. :D
[2017-02-22 20:40:26] rapidgains : lol
[2017-02-22 20:40:29] cryptobull : lol
[2017-02-22 20:40:33] mark121 : let the bodies hit the floor
[2017-02-22 20:40:58] Farzad2 : Tetsuo: :p
[2017-02-22 20:41:10] Tetsuo : not funny
[2017-02-22 20:41:15] Tetsuo : :-(
[2017-02-22 20:41:23] j8 : i've been selling COIN around 40. if that bet loses i should make a ton on BTC
[2017-02-22 20:41:26] Farzad2 : Tetsuo: its a joke, u r not banned
[2017-02-22 20:41:33] Tetsuo : i know :-)
[2017-02-22 20:41:33] BTCDJS : Farzad2: what happens if a mod bans you? same message or does it ban you?
[2017-02-22 20:41:43] Tetsuo : Farzad is the trollbot mod
[2017-02-22 20:41:48] Farzad2 : BTCDJS: it bans me. lol
[2017-02-22 20:41:56] MikeHunt : mark121: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfofgw8UWn4&t=1m27s
[2017-02-22 20:42:07] BTCDJS : Tetsuo: im a mod too
[2017-02-22 20:42:19] Nerve : Hi guys, i was offline a bit after the last masive dump who rekt me and my all parts of my heart
[2017-02-22 20:42:20] Nerve : lol
[2017-02-22 20:42:22] Tetsuo : /ban BTCDJS
[2017-02-22 20:42:24] Farzad2 : BTCDJS and j8 are mods too
[2017-02-22 20:42:28] mark121 : haha nice1 MikeHunt
[2017-02-22 20:42:35] j8 : /ban j8
[2017-02-22 20:42:36] mark121 : appropriate
[2017-02-22 20:42:38] Tetsuo : Farzad2: wtf you made @BTCDJS a mod?
[2017-02-22 20:42:40] BTCDJS : Farzad2: did you ban wackamoto?
[2017-02-22 20:42:52] j8 : /price
[2017-02-22 20:42:54] BTCDJS : Farzad2: sorry unban?
[2017-02-22 20:42:56] mark121 : except these guards least realize danger is around :P
[2017-02-22 20:42:58] Farzad2 : j8: u banned yourself ! lol
[2017-02-22 20:43:05] MikeHunt : mark121: even got the song as well
[2017-02-22 20:43:12] MikeHunt : lissten
[2017-02-22 20:43:18] Farzad2 : BTCDJS: if I restart the bot, it resets the bans
[2017-02-22 20:43:21] mark121 : i am! ;)
[2017-02-22 20:43:27] sleger : Farzad:/ban BTCDJS
[2017-02-22 20:43:28] BTCDJS : ahh k
[2017-02-22 20:43:29] flerpt : woah
[2017-02-22 20:43:32] flerpt : this is a thing
[2017-02-22 20:43:42] BitMEX_Sam : @Farzad2 Please beta test your bot on testnet rather than spam the chat
[2017-02-22 20:43:54] sleger : or use the chinese box
[2017-02-22 20:43:59] Farzad2 : BitMEX_Sam: OK :)
[2017-02-22 20:43:59] MikeHunt : mark121: whole movie worth watching, the ending is epic
[2017-02-22 20:44:11] Rod : anonymous123421: Bottom line, is there real money to be made here? You seem to know what you're talking about.
[2017-02-22 20:44:17] mark121 : aye i saw it a couple months ago
[2017-02-22 20:44:37] mark121 : on tmn or something :p
[2017-02-22 20:45:02] mark121 : just saw WAR the other day lol jet li and the brit from crank
[2017-02-22 20:45:16] Farzad2 : /price
[2017-02-22 20:45:17] MrRGnome : Rod: Look at the leaderboard and that question answers itself.
[2017-02-22 20:45:20] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1141.98 (14.20%) Bitfinex : 1137.60 (13.76%) The Woodchipper : 1109.06 (10.91%) itBit : 1138.29 (13.83%) Kraken : 1136.48 (13.65%) GDAX : 1137.61 (13.76%) ```
[2017-02-22 20:45:46] MrRGnome : Rod: https://www.bitmex.com/app/leaderboard
[2017-02-22 20:45:50] Rod : MrRGnome: This is my first time on this site. What do you mean?
[2017-02-22 20:45:53] mark121 : lol is there real money, lots of it my friend
[2017-02-22 20:46:33] MrRGnome : Rod: It's a gambling site. People who don't know what they are doing sometimes lose everything, others make money hand over fist.
[2017-02-22 20:46:48] anonymous123421 : Rod: If you have an idea of what is going on in the cryptocurrency sphere you might be able to profit off of the market. Don't use too much leverage.
[2017-02-22 20:46:49] mark121 : gambling lol
[2017-02-22 20:47:02] mark121 : only gambling if u suck
[2017-02-22 20:47:23] Farzad2 : /joke
[2017-02-22 20:47:31] mark121 : ya hewont realize that lol
[2017-02-22 20:47:31] anonymous123421 : People who use excessive leverage are gamblers. People who trade on a "hunch" are gamblers.
[2017-02-22 20:47:34] trollbot : ``` I thought my son would like that I bought him a trampoline, but oh no. He just wants to sit and cry in his wheelchair.```
[2017-02-22 20:47:56] Gr33d : lol
[2017-02-22 20:48:12] Rod : anonymous123421: I am very new to this. Who
[2017-02-22 20:48:20] Farzad2 : /unban j8
[2017-02-22 20:48:29] mark121 : first rule of trollbox, dont talk about trollbox
[2017-02-22 20:48:37] Tetsuo : /ban j8
[2017-02-22 20:48:52] Rod : Anyone interested in teaching a prodigy? @anonymous123421
[2017-02-22 20:49:04] Tetsuo : Crush BTC , make alts great again!
[2017-02-22 20:49:47] MrRGnome : If we're going to allow these kinds of bots in the chat, can we also have a way to mute them?
[2017-02-22 20:49:49] r0ssr1 : Hi all, much more left in this rally?
[2017-02-22 20:49:57] Tetsuo : no
[2017-02-22 20:50:02] anonymous123421 : MrRGnome: +1
[2017-02-22 20:50:53] anonymous123421 : Rod: I'm not really able to teach anyone, sorry
[2017-02-22 20:51:04] Rod : How much do people usually invest to make money @anonymous123421
[2017-02-22 20:51:05] -_- : the bulls have given us multiple chances to close longs and open shorts above 1150 on xbth17
[2017-02-22 20:51:31] -_- : there will be a great rekting before ATH breaks
[2017-02-22 20:51:55] -_- : top longers on 15x or higher will feel the pain and miss out on the great pump of 2017
[2017-02-22 20:52:22] -_- : Rod: $1
[2017-02-22 20:52:32] -_- : can make a cool 50 cents
[2017-02-22 20:52:37] -_- : buy yourself a soda
[2017-02-22 20:52:38] MrRGnome : Rod: You can't really trust any advice you get here, this is a trollbox. It's not a good place to learn anything at all.
[2017-02-22 20:52:52] MrRGnome : You should start by reading th efull documentation
[2017-02-22 20:52:58] MrRGnome : https://www.bitmex.com/app/tradingOverview
[2017-02-22 20:53:40] Rod : that's 50%. Good return. I can buy a vitamin water rather than a soda. @-_-
[2017-02-22 20:53:41] MrRGnome : If you don't understand a term, google it. But you really should try to learn on your own.
[2017-02-22 20:53:46] anonymous123421 : Rod: I'm not really a big player here, also people who chat in this chat are not trustworthy, they want to make themselves money. Read the references and Contract specs to understand how they work before trading.
[2017-02-22 20:53:58] Tetsuo : I´m altruistic
[2017-02-22 20:54:09] Tetsuo : Buy LTC&ETH, short BTC
[2017-02-22 20:54:54] Rod : anonymous123421: @MrRGnome No intention of jumping in and get going now. Just gathering information. I appreciate the talk gentlemen.
[2017-02-22 20:55:30] MrRGnome : gl and hf. It's a steep learning curve but the skills can be applied to much broader markets as well.
[2017-02-22 20:57:03] anonymous123421 : Rod: No problem, you seem to have a cautious approach, which is what you need.
[2017-02-22 20:57:23] sleger : anonymous123421: wrong, money is made by YOLOing 100x
[2017-02-22 20:57:56] anonymous123421 : _leans into mic_ *WRONG*
[2017-02-22 20:58:18] anonymous123421 : **YOU ARE FAKE NEWS**
[2017-02-22 20:58:57] rapidtrades : the leak is real but the news is FAKE
[2017-02-22 20:59:20] BTCDJS : alternative news
[2017-02-22 21:00:33] DorianWhack-A-Moto : /price
[2017-02-22 21:00:36] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1137.23 (-0.42%) Bitfinex : 1138.20 (0.05%) The Woodchipper : 1109.12 (0.01%) itBit : 1137.58 (-0.06%) Kraken : 1138.97 (0.22%) GDAX : 1139.85 (0.20%) ```
[2017-02-22 21:00:46] DorianWhack-A-Moto : why is swap so far behind?
[2017-02-22 21:00:53] sleger : the answer is right above
[2017-02-22 21:01:04] DorianWhack-A-Moto : woodchipper?
[2017-02-22 21:01:14] cryptokeeper : dump it
[2017-02-22 21:01:18] BTCDJS : Clap
[2017-02-22 21:01:20] cryptokeeper : lump it
[2017-02-22 21:01:25] rapidgains : dump it
[2017-02-22 21:01:35] DorianWhack-A-Moto : jump it
[2017-02-22 21:01:36] BTCDJS : BUY THE DIP
[2017-02-22 21:01:36] n00bie : bop it
[2017-02-22 21:01:42] cryptokeeper : BTCDJS: be sure to!
[2017-02-22 21:01:49] cryptokeeper : whack a mole
[2017-02-22 21:02:09] c.l : lol 140 btc dump
[2017-02-22 21:02:09] cryptokeeper : I dunno... I could be completely wrong... looks TOP HEAVY
[2017-02-22 21:02:19] cryptokeeper : stamp/bfx 1140s
[2017-02-22 21:02:31] Tetsuo : `Here comes the pain`
[2017-02-22 21:02:36] BTCDJS : MAKE SURE YOURE IN THE DIP AND NOT STILL ON THE SLIDE
[2017-02-22 21:02:39] cryptokeeper : *plays method man*
[2017-02-22 21:02:47] y1uy : bring on the pain
[2017-02-22 21:02:48] cryptokeeper : I came i came i came to bring the pain
[2017-02-22 21:02:54] Gr33d : ripcoin
[2017-02-22 21:03:02] DorianWhack-A-Moto : OH GOD I LOST MY HOUSE!
[2017-02-22 21:03:05] cryptokeeper : DERP IT
[2017-02-22 21:03:07] y1uy : crypto i can read ur mind
[2017-02-22 21:03:16] cryptokeeper : DorianWhack-A-Moto: re-finance house.... and DERP IT
[2017-02-22 21:03:22] -_- : lol swap
[2017-02-22 21:03:25] DorianWhack-A-Moto : now they're coming for my cardboard box
[2017-02-22 21:03:26] -_- : it did pay to short and hold
[2017-02-22 21:03:30] cryptokeeper : it sure did
[2017-02-22 21:03:33] BTCDJS : All the whales lied. This is the moon
[2017-02-22 21:03:35] rapidtrades : problem bulls?
[2017-02-22 21:03:41] cryptokeeper : TOP HEAVY - CANCEL ALL ORDERS
[2017-02-22 21:03:45] BTCDJS : Dont fall for their tricks
[2017-02-22 21:03:48] cryptokeeper : here we go... free fall
[2017-02-22 21:03:52] sleger : lets remember : "[2017-02-22 19:31:07] alejandromasari : thanks for the fill at 1148.96"
[2017-02-22 21:03:59] rapidtrades : lol
[2017-02-22 21:04:03] y1uy : PANIC SHORT X1000 MAX ULTRA 1337 PROFIT
[2017-02-22 21:04:03] Tetsuo : https://www.wsj.com/articles/SEX-REJECTS_BITCOIN-ETF-1486350601
[2017-02-22 21:04:07] Tetsuo : damn typo
[2017-02-22 21:04:14] -_- : ETF REJECTED
[2017-02-22 21:04:15] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Finex falling off a cliff
[2017-02-22 21:04:15] Gr33d : 1100 test inc
[2017-02-22 21:04:16] -_- : bad news wednesday
[2017-02-22 21:04:17] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 85 @ 1121.95
[2017-02-22 21:04:17] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 590 @ 1121.85
[2017-02-22 21:04:17] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 2981 @ 1120.45
[2017-02-22 21:04:17] REKT : Blood on the streets!
[2017-02-22 21:04:17] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 5000 @ 1119.83
[2017-02-22 21:04:17] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 1200 @ 1119.46
[2017-02-22 21:04:17] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 1000 @ 1120.15
[2017-02-22 21:04:20] cryptokeeper : oh shit
[2017-02-22 21:04:21] Tetsuo : poof
[2017-02-22 21:04:23] cryptokeeper : time to sell... longs going
[2017-02-22 21:04:25] c.l : lol
[2017-02-22 21:04:28] -_- : just lost my house oh no
[2017-02-22 21:04:31] cryptokeeper : bye bye
[2017-02-22 21:04:34] cryptokeeper : -_-: re-finance
[2017-02-22 21:04:49] MikeHunt : run to the hills
[2017-02-22 21:04:49] cryptokeeper : quarts ripping it
[2017-02-22 21:04:50] MikeHunt : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86URGgqONvA
[2017-02-22 21:04:58] DorianWhack-A-Moto : BANKRUPTCY! I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY
[2017-02-22 21:05:00] mark121 : booom
[2017-02-22 21:05:00] -_- : wow wish i shorted on high leverage
[2017-02-22 21:05:03] -_- : down $20
[2017-02-22 21:05:04] m3s : its ok it will hold
[2017-02-22 21:05:18] mark121 : lol
[2017-02-22 21:05:27] CutTheLosses : it will blow
[2017-02-22 21:05:29] anonymous123421 : /price
[2017-02-22 21:05:29] Tetsuo : FUKK u BULLRADS, NO HONESTLY FUKK U
[2017-02-22 21:05:33] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1130.07 (-0.63%) Bitfinex : 1133.00 (-0.46%) The Woodchipper : 1100.65 (-0.76%) itBit : 1131.55 (-0.53%) Kraken : 1131.92 (-0.62%) GDAX : 1133.02 (-0.60%) ```
[2017-02-22 21:05:35] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Selling my pants to buy the dip
[2017-02-22 21:05:35] mark121 : some1 post meme with fire everywhere and peron saying "this is fine"
[2017-02-22 21:05:40] mark121 : person*
[2017-02-22 21:05:43] BTCDJS : No wait THIS JUST IN: Its a confirmed bear trap. This is still earth. Moon not reached. HODL
[2017-02-22 21:05:49] anonymous123421 : **THIS IS GENTLEMEN**
[2017-02-22 21:05:50] Tetsuo : plz
[2017-02-22 21:06:05] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Are you not entertained!!!
[2017-02-22 21:06:14] mark121 : Bueller!
[2017-02-22 21:06:37] mark121 : Somebodeeeh stop meh!
[2017-02-22 21:06:38] Dynamix : /wall
[2017-02-22 21:06:38] trollbot : ``` BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1132.9 => [3233 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1163.0 Bids: 1102.4 => [1164 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1132.7```
[2017-02-22 21:06:38] trollbot : ``` BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1132.66 => [1319 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1162.88 Bids: 1101.50 => [550 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1131.69```
[2017-02-22 21:06:52] DorianWhack-A-Moto : False alarm. House is fine. Family doing well. We put the fire out.
[2017-02-22 21:06:58] MikeHunt : 1hr is turning
[2017-02-22 21:07:02] MikeHunt : zombie
[2017-02-22 21:07:17] -_- : quick buy the dip
[2017-02-22 21:07:20] -_- : so you cant get rekt again
[2017-02-22 21:07:25] Tetsuo : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcOo7d96puU
[2017-02-22 21:07:25] mark121 : lool
[2017-02-22 21:07:32] mark121 : so many longs at 1126
[2017-02-22 21:07:35] rapidtrades : that 40% %is just dumb
[2017-02-22 21:07:54] -_- : crazy buyer on stamp
[2017-02-22 21:08:00] -_- : must have wired over $10,000,000
[2017-02-22 21:08:00] DorianWhack-A-Moto : If you get liquidated once you cant get it again. it's like chicken pox
[2017-02-22 21:08:24] CutTheLosses : sexy rejection
[2017-02-22 21:08:41] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Futures are saving my ass. Go FUTURES!
[2017-02-22 21:08:51] MikeHunt : 1150 stronk
[2017-02-22 21:09:02] CutTheLosses : but sorry, i am still short. just covering my cold storage
[2017-02-22 21:09:03] anonymous123421 : CutTheLosses: my cock can only get so erect
[2017-02-22 21:09:07] y1uy : buy wall thin as paper
[2017-02-22 21:09:10] m3s : -_-: its the outfit 7 founders
[2017-02-22 21:09:21] m3s : -_-: well one of them
[2017-02-22 21:09:26] Dynamix : how high can we go ? :D
[2017-02-22 21:09:36] -_- : damn
[2017-02-22 21:09:46] -_- : did close my short and now it bounced back to where i shorted
[2017-02-22 21:09:59] CutTheLosses : LoL
[2017-02-22 21:09:59] -_- : dont ya hate when that happens
[2017-02-22 21:10:19] aeos : -_-: lol why dint u take profit?
[2017-02-22 21:10:22] Dynamix : Short again lol
[2017-02-22 21:10:39] -_- : aeos: was hoping for a bigger dump
[2017-02-22 21:10:44] Tetsuo : soomn
[2017-02-22 21:10:45] -_- : but not in this bull market
[2017-02-22 21:11:01] DorianWhack-A-Moto : -_-: put in a another short at the top?
[2017-02-22 21:11:01] n00bie : buy the cheep cheep coin while you still can
[2017-02-22 21:11:03] cryptokeeper : that was good...... honestly
[2017-02-22 21:11:09] cryptokeeper : with short funding too
[2017-02-22 21:11:11] cryptokeeper : +1
[2017-02-22 21:11:25] bingbongfly : wait
[2017-02-22 21:11:32] bingbongfly : I sold the bottom
[2017-02-22 21:11:35] bingbongfly : how to avoid panic
[2017-02-22 21:11:36] bingbongfly : ll
[2017-02-22 21:11:38] CutTheLosses : being paid by long is a good feeling
[2017-02-22 21:11:41] MikeHunt : $2.7M wall on finex
[2017-02-22 21:11:44] aeos : -_-: yeah , right now i like to win small but sure
[2017-02-22 21:12:35] hmmm : bull trap
[2017-02-22 21:12:40] MikeHunt : yup, we go down soon
[2017-02-22 21:12:45] -_- : increase leverage. short more
[2017-02-22 21:12:51] -_- : we cant break ATH this easily
[2017-02-22 21:12:58] -_- : too many longs weighing us down
[2017-02-22 21:13:02] Tetsuo : Max leverage, max profit
[2017-02-22 21:13:07] jonny : are bitmex people here?
[2017-02-22 21:13:09] MikeHunt : looks like like goldie bullox gonna get raped by big daddy bear
[2017-02-22 21:13:17] hmmm : yup back under 1k btc
[2017-02-22 21:13:24] sleger : jonny: we are all bitmex people
[2017-02-22 21:13:34] jonny : there is a bug in bitmex.
[2017-02-22 21:13:40] CutTheLosses : bitmex is a bit like a video game
[2017-02-22 21:13:45] hmmm : jonny, YOU are bitmex people
[2017-02-22 21:13:56] DorianWhack-A-Moto : I see a bear trap. Watch your legs little bears
[2017-02-22 21:13:59] jonny : what is a name of staff again?
[2017-02-22 21:14:00] -_- : i'm a bitmex customer
[2017-02-22 21:14:03] jonny : bitmex_....
[2017-02-22 21:14:07] CutTheLosses : bitmex here
[2017-02-22 21:14:11] Tetsuo : jonny: Bitmex+Name
[2017-02-22 21:14:14] -_- : i pay the employees. so i'm pretty important around here
[2017-02-22 21:14:19] cryptobull : I am bitmex
[2017-02-22 21:14:24] CutTheLosses : no shit
[2017-02-22 21:14:29] BitMEX_Sam : jonny: I'm here
[2017-02-22 21:14:46] DorianWhack-A-Moto : jonny: i'm here too
[2017-02-22 21:14:51] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 11170 @ 1140.78
[2017-02-22 21:14:54] CutTheLosses : we are all here
[2017-02-22 21:15:00] DorianWhack-A-Moto : im over there now
[2017-02-22 21:15:02] CutTheLosses : blowing bubbles
[2017-02-22 21:15:02] -_- : ouch someone longed the top
[2017-02-22 21:15:11] CutTheLosses : WHU
[2017-02-22 21:15:17] Tetsuo : We are many , we are legion, we are Bitmex!
[2017-02-22 21:15:49] sleger : "alejandromasari : thanks for the fill at 1148.96" <= he is not one of us though
[2017-02-22 21:16:12] n00bie : is this the rekt support group?
[2017-02-22 21:16:14] jonny : @BitMEX_Sam hi:) when you are short 100 bitcoins , then you should be able to set buy orders of 300bitcoin without increasing the 200bitcoin risk limit.
[2017-02-22 21:16:26] CutTheLosses : this trend is weakening
[2017-02-22 21:16:33] Tetsuo : jonny: no
[2017-02-22 21:16:36] CutTheLosses : what guys do you think
[2017-02-22 21:16:43] Tetsuo : CutTheLosses: `IT LOOKS BAD`
[2017-02-22 21:17:13] paper : buyers in charge, buy dips, simple
[2017-02-22 21:17:17] paper : this is our day
[2017-02-22 21:17:18] MikeHunt : $2.7 MILLION wall on finex, ur not going anywhere
[2017-02-22 21:17:22] CutTheLosses : but Bullstamp doesn't care
[2017-02-22 21:17:32] jonny : Tetsuo: ?:P
[2017-02-22 21:17:37] -_- : stamp is so funny
[2017-02-22 21:17:37] MikeHunt : bullstamp became bearstamp after last raping
[2017-02-22 21:17:38] BitMEX_Sam : jonny: We'll take a look at it, thanks for the suggestion
[2017-02-22 21:17:41] Dynamix : What are you think ? down we go eh ?
[2017-02-22 21:17:59] MikeHunt : Dynamix: all i know is a large wall at 8888 meant big drop
[2017-02-22 21:18:07] cryptobull : lol wtf is up with stamp?
[2017-02-22 21:18:07] paper : delusional. being a bear is fun but welcome to 2017