This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

You have access to more than 50 million trollbox posts. This is more than 7 gigabyte of data hosted on a $5 server so please be patient or consider a donation

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[2017-02-19 21:55:21] Nutella : like taking candy from babi
[2017-02-19 21:55:24] Dynamix : bfx pumping bitmex does the opposite
[2017-02-19 21:55:25] Nutella : i quit my job too
[2017-02-19 21:55:26] Dynamix : fuck logic lolol
[2017-02-19 21:55:35] BTCDJS : Shaman: you got some DMT leaves for me. I need to clean my chakra
[2017-02-19 21:55:47] ross : Dynamix: its @rapidtrades adding more to his short
[2017-02-19 21:55:51] Nutella : we will all be rich
[2017-02-19 21:55:52] Shaman : BTCDJS: you know it
[2017-02-19 21:56:04] Nutella : bitcoin goes to 10,000
[2017-02-19 21:56:13] thxforyourbtc! : walls being pulled. shorts getting rekt
[2017-02-19 21:56:38] Nutella : oh oh
[2017-02-19 21:56:50] Nutella : guess shorters will get rekted
[2017-02-19 21:56:54] Nutella : this is so easy
[2017-02-19 21:57:00] Shaman : BTCDJS: can brew you some ayahuasca
[2017-02-19 21:57:13] BTCDJS : Shaman: Yeah its the same thing bro
[2017-02-19 21:57:24] BTCDJS : I just couldnt be bothered to spell it
[2017-02-19 21:57:52] Shaman : well, thats the main ingredient
[2017-02-19 21:58:16] BTCDJS : Molecule
[2017-02-19 21:58:32] BTCDJS : are you really a shaman?
[2017-02-19 21:58:35] Shaman : but its not active orally without an maoi
[2017-02-19 21:58:51] BTCDJS : Yeah true
[2017-02-19 21:58:52] Nutella : BTCDJS: u see these easy many?
[2017-02-19 21:58:53] Shaman : No, I am a figment of your imagination
[2017-02-19 21:59:03] Tetsuo : Shaman: is there life after death(for BTC?)
[2017-02-19 21:59:05] BTCDJS : Nutella: I see you naked
[2017-02-19 21:59:22] Shaman : Tetsuo: i believe btc always comes back after death
[2017-02-19 21:59:33] Nutella : /ignore BTCDJS
[2017-02-19 21:59:39] Nutella : fuuuuck u
[2017-02-19 21:59:51] BTCDJS : Nutella: Youre my kinda girl
[2017-02-19 21:59:58] Dynamix : /joke
[2017-02-19 22:00:00] trollbot : I found a girlfriend who's into bees. She's a keeper.
[2017-02-19 22:00:15] Dynamix : Lol, one thing in common and done
[2017-02-19 22:00:19] ross : /sentiment
[2017-02-19 22:00:20] Dynamix : Nutella you a bae ? ;)
[2017-02-19 22:00:22] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 22.35/77.65 Daily: 59.85/40.15 Weekly: 45.28/54.72 Monthly: 47.9/52.1
[2017-02-19 22:00:26] Dynamix : /price
[2017-02-19 22:00:26] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1052.00 (0.14%)
[2017-02-19 22:00:26] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1053.9 (0%)
[2017-02-19 22:00:26] trollbot : Kraken: 1054 (0%)
[2017-02-19 22:00:27] trollbot : GDAX: 1058.48 (0.05%)
[2017-02-19 22:00:27] trollbot : itBit: 1053.99 (0.04%)
[2017-02-19 22:00:27] trollbot : OKCoin: 1048.61 (0%)
[2017-02-19 22:00:57] BTCDJS : Nutella: Ask me why
[2017-02-19 22:01:11] daveberns1 : pumpty dumpty?
[2017-02-19 22:04:16] BTCDJS : Nutella: Ask me why
[2017-02-19 22:04:54] Dynamix : BTCDJS: Stop ass licking nutella ;)
[2017-02-19 22:05:16] Dynamix : BTCDJS: Do you like sniffing crack off hookers assholes ? aahaha
[2017-02-19 22:05:28] Dynamix : /joke
[2017-02-19 22:05:31] trollbot : My ex-girlfriend tried to humiliate me by telling all her friends I was terrible in bed. Imagine her surprise when they all disagreed.
[2017-02-19 22:05:42] ross : story of my life
[2017-02-19 22:05:56] Dynamix : ross: Lolol,
[2017-02-19 22:06:41] BTCDJS : Cos you're nuts @Nutella
[2017-02-19 22:06:41] Dynamix : we need buys everywhere lolol
[2017-02-19 22:07:35] rogue : /price
[2017-02-19 22:07:35] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1049.58 (-0.23%)
[2017-02-19 22:07:35] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1054.0 (0.01%)
[2017-02-19 22:07:35] trollbot : GDAX: 1058.29 (-0.02%)
[2017-02-19 22:07:35] trollbot : itBit: 1053.53 (-0.04%)
[2017-02-19 22:07:36] trollbot : Kraken: 1054 (0%)
[2017-02-19 22:07:36] trollbot : OKCoin: 1048.61 (0%)
[2017-02-19 22:08:13] ross : /joke
[2017-02-19 22:08:15] trollbot : Son: "Dad, Am I adopted"? Dad: "Not yet. We still haven't found anyone who wants you."
[2017-02-19 22:09:33] James Bond : hi
[2017-02-19 22:11:20] BTCDJS : James Bond: Good eavening Mr Bond
[2017-02-19 22:12:03] BTCDJS : James Bond: You REKT yet?
[2017-02-19 22:12:30] James Bond : new user here. I'm up 22% . why I'm down on realized ?
[2017-02-19 22:13:01] James Bond : do I have to wait until the end of thr funding ?
[2017-02-19 22:13:09] MikeHunt : James Bond: fee?
[2017-02-19 22:13:11] BTCDJS : yeah
[2017-02-19 22:13:42] BTCDJS : James Bond: So youre not REKT? I see you live to die another day
[2017-02-19 22:14:14] James Bond : fee? howmuch do I have to be up to cover the fee? 22% is not enough??
[2017-02-19 22:15:21] MikeHunt : James Bond: how many contracts?
[2017-02-19 22:15:44] James Bond : 23331 btc swap
[2017-02-19 22:15:51] -_- : I need a good trade to make back my losses
[2017-02-19 22:16:03] MikeHunt : James Bond: short?
[2017-02-19 22:16:11] James Bond : long
[2017-02-19 22:16:19] MikeHunt : James Bond: entry price?
[2017-02-19 22:16:36] James Bond : 1048
[2017-02-19 22:17:43] MikeHunt : James Bond: fee is ~$34
[2017-02-19 22:18:02] MikeHunt : $35*
[2017-02-19 22:18:05] Ahhere : -_-: what did u lose on broseph
[2017-02-19 22:18:10] James Bond : unrealized profit 22.5% but -0.0173
[2017-02-19 22:18:30] Dynamix : So uppp <3
[2017-02-19 22:18:31] Dynamix : /price
[2017-02-19 22:18:31] trollbot : GDAX: 1058.71 (0.04%)
[2017-02-19 22:18:32] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1052.00 (0.23%)
[2017-02-19 22:18:32] trollbot : Kraken: 1054.96 (0.09%)
[2017-02-19 22:18:32] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1056.4 (0.23%)
[2017-02-19 22:18:32] trollbot : OKCoin: 1048.61 (0%)
[2017-02-19 22:18:32] trollbot : itBit: 1054.43 (0.09%)
[2017-02-19 22:18:40] Dynamix : Lets gooo boys wtf hehe bitfinex up ;)
[2017-02-19 22:19:12] MikeHunt : James Bond: sounds like it might be the fee
[2017-02-19 22:19:18] MikeHunt : hmm
[2017-02-19 22:19:21] PepeLovesBitcoin : the -.0173 is the fee you paid to enter the position. when you close the position the unrealised will be added to the realised
[2017-02-19 22:19:32] PepeLovesBitcoin : what is your unrealised PNL?
[2017-02-19 22:19:43] BTCDJS : PepeLovesBitcoin: hes up 22%
[2017-02-19 22:19:50] BTCDJS : Pepe is right
[2017-02-19 22:20:06] BTCDJS : Bitcoin should be loved
[2017-02-19 22:20:11] mutato : time to squeeze
[2017-02-19 22:20:31] ross : bfx 1058
[2017-02-19 22:20:32] Tetsuo : rapidtrads: it´s up to you now, you are the "last bear standing"
[2017-02-19 22:20:42] James Bond : unrealized 0.050 realized -0.0173
[2017-02-19 22:20:42] BTCDJS : Tetsuo: you bull now?
[2017-02-19 22:20:53] Tetsuo : shorts closed
[2017-02-19 22:21:10] Ahhere : jesus everyone bull? no wonder I have 5 lights at 10x
[2017-02-19 22:21:45] MikeHunt : James Bond: check ur trade history
[2017-02-19 22:21:54] MikeHunt : James Bond: what was the actual price it was bought at etc.
[2017-02-19 22:22:07] Dynamix : that pump <3
[2017-02-19 22:22:24] Ahhere : pumpin aint easy @Dynamix
[2017-02-19 22:22:46] PepeLovesBitcoin : so your net .0327 in profit
[2017-02-19 22:22:57] ross : Ahhere: Caress it gently
[2017-02-19 22:23:20] BTCDJS : ross: thats cheating
[2017-02-19 22:23:20] James Bond : now up 40% lol does the unrealized chanes at some point? or only after I close position?
[2017-02-19 22:23:35] Ahhere : BTCDJS: feels right @ross
[2017-02-19 22:23:48] ross : James Bond: You're mark price must of been a lot lower
[2017-02-19 22:23:52] ross : your*
[2017-02-19 22:23:55] James Bond : thanks for the info guys
[2017-02-19 22:23:56] Ahhere : your
[2017-02-19 22:24:01] Ahhere : doh
[2017-02-19 22:24:06] PepeLovesBitcoin : unrealized changes constantly as price changes, realized changes when you close
[2017-02-19 22:24:20] MikeHunt : RoE can be quite misleading
[2017-02-19 22:24:27] Ahhere : return on ?
[2017-02-19 22:24:46] James Bond : thanks for the info guys
[2017-02-19 22:25:11] Ahhere : /pump
[2017-02-19 22:25:21] BTCDJS : /dump
[2017-02-19 22:26:09] ross : ima go take a shit now
[2017-02-19 22:26:16] ross : by the time i come back it better be 1060
[2017-02-19 22:26:21] Ahhere : t/rump
[2017-02-19 22:26:51] BTCDJS : ross: /ban ross
[2017-02-19 22:26:55] Coconuter : green dildo
[2017-02-19 22:27:00] Coconuter : enter me
[2017-02-19 22:27:00] BTCDJS : for being disgusting
[2017-02-19 22:27:38] BTCDJS : /price
[2017-02-19 22:27:39] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1057.4 (0.09%)
[2017-02-19 22:27:39] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1054.81 (0.27%)
[2017-02-19 22:27:39] trollbot : Kraken: 1058.09 (0.3%)
[2017-02-19 22:27:39] trollbot : GDAX: 1058.99 (0.03%)
[2017-02-19 22:27:39] trollbot : itBit: 1054.47 (0%)
[2017-02-19 22:27:41] trollbot : OKCoin: 1049.55 (0.09%)
[2017-02-19 22:28:17] Ahhere : MBGA
[2017-02-19 22:29:00] BTCDJS : /sentiment
[2017-02-19 22:29:03] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 8.83/91.18 Daily: 58.33/41.68 Weekly: 45.2/54.8 Monthly: 47.89/52.12
[2017-02-19 22:29:25] Ahhere : jaysis
[2017-02-19 22:29:30] ross : BTCDJS: in 2mins itll be 0/100 on hourly
[2017-02-19 22:29:36] -_- : Damn why did i close my long
[2017-02-19 22:29:52] -_- : Time to long the top
[2017-02-19 22:30:09] ross : -_-: I'll let you know when to start your long
[2017-02-19 22:30:10] BTCDJS : ross: dude are you seriously talking to me on your device while youre on the toilet?
[2017-02-19 22:30:25] MadDog : God bless you all this evening.
[2017-02-19 22:30:27] ross : BTCDJS: Mobile app's thing of the past
[2017-02-19 22:30:34] James Bond : where do u see the buy/sell ration. I see the bot posted
[2017-02-19 22:30:34] Ahhere : MadDog: lol hey father maddog
[2017-02-19 22:30:40] ross : Should expect this kind of behaviour
[2017-02-19 22:30:45] MadDog : Amen, Ahhere, bless you child.
[2017-02-19 22:30:56] BTCDJS : /ban MadDog
[2017-02-19 22:31:21] Ahhere : and also with you @MadDog
[2017-02-19 22:31:22] ross : swimming in profit
[2017-02-19 22:31:36] Ahhere : do you get paid to shit? @ross
[2017-02-19 22:31:45] BTCDJS : Ahhere: appears so
[2017-02-19 22:31:58] ross : well enjoy the ride
[2017-02-19 22:31:58] Ahhere : can you put in a good word?
[2017-02-19 22:32:38] ross : Ahhere: im quitting my job soon (when im rich) so I'll be able to hire you and BTCDJS, you can shit and get paid all day long
[2017-02-19 22:33:33] BTCDJS : ross: Thanks but no thanks. I wouldnt want to shit all day. Doesnt sound healthy
[2017-02-19 22:34:24] ross : BTCDJS: You better pray a dump happens and I lose everything
[2017-02-19 22:34:54] BTCDJS : why? I declined
[2017-02-19 22:35:15] ross : When i own all your bitcoins you may have no choice
[2017-02-19 22:35:42] BTCDJS : ross: doubt that will happen. I use good risk management
[2017-02-19 22:36:06] BTCDJS : Youll be gone within a month though
[2017-02-19 22:36:18] ross : I hope so too
[2017-02-19 22:36:18] BTCDJS : many of you 100x guys come and go
[2017-02-19 22:38:00] MikeHunt : also those who use cross and dont understand how leveraged it can be
[2017-02-19 22:38:56] ross : I'm cross right now
[2017-02-19 22:39:02] Dynamix : BTCDJS: Indeed
[2017-02-19 22:39:07] ross : but my leverage is 98%
[2017-02-19 22:39:08] Dynamix : Max I play with is 50x :)
[2017-02-19 22:39:12] ross : how can this be?
[2017-02-19 22:40:24] MikeHunt : ross: find out how much ur balance is worth in contracts at 1x
[2017-02-19 22:40:35] MikeHunt : then divide ur current trade contracts by that number
[2017-02-19 22:40:39] MikeHunt : then u have ur leverage on cross
[2017-02-19 22:40:55] ross : yea i know, was making a terrible joke
[2017-02-19 22:41:11] ross : forgot trollbox turned into seriousbox
[2017-02-19 22:41:14] MikeHunt : ross: so ur not 98x then?
[2017-02-19 22:41:18] ross : im not no
[2017-02-19 22:41:19] Dynamix : MikeHunt: Cross is really nice haha
[2017-02-19 22:41:27] Dynamix : I'm on that with 2 positions my liq is at 1000 lol
[2017-02-19 22:41:43] amaru : so we're not getting 1k? :(
[2017-02-19 22:41:43] James Bond : what is cross?
[2017-02-19 22:42:09] MikeHunt : James Bond: uses ur entire account as margin
[2017-02-19 22:42:12] MikeHunt : iirc
[2017-02-19 22:42:37] James Bond : thanks mike
[2017-02-19 22:43:32] Dynamix : BTC party time :D
[2017-02-19 22:43:52] ross : Dynamix: whats ur roe %
[2017-02-19 22:44:04] Dynamix : 103% lol
[2017-02-19 22:44:17] Dynamix : not many contracts at all though lol
[2017-02-19 22:44:30] Dynamix : I traded with 50x then I someone told me about cross lol
[2017-02-19 22:44:35] Dynamix : seems pretty cool tbh hehe
[2017-02-19 22:44:38] ross : im on 22.5
[2017-02-19 22:44:57] ross : but 0.6 so far
[2017-02-19 22:45:10] Dynamix : ross: Ohh shit that is a big position hehe
[2017-02-19 22:45:29] Dynamix : I wanna close at like 1070's
[2017-02-19 22:45:31] Dynamix : somewhere ...
[2017-02-19 22:45:33] Sam : How they calculate Realised PNL on trade?
[2017-02-19 22:45:41] ross : if it hits 1080 im good for a while
[2017-02-19 22:46:56] Dynamix : Sam: Thats the fee's and if you got filled while getting out it will add it to that
[2017-02-19 22:48:07] Sam : Dynamix: If I short It should be + value right?, If I limit my order
[2017-02-19 22:48:34] Dynamix : Sam: If u short now you will get rekd haha
[2017-02-19 22:48:43] Dynamix : It will be minus
[2017-02-19 22:48:53] Dynamix : unrealised pnl is the real % of your position
[2017-02-19 22:50:35] Dynamix : /price
[2017-02-19 22:50:36] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1051.88 (-0.28%)
[2017-02-19 22:50:36] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1057.4 (0%)
[2017-02-19 22:50:36] trollbot : Kraken: 1057.1 (-0.09%)
[2017-02-19 22:50:36] trollbot : GDAX: 1059.61 (0.06%)
[2017-02-19 22:50:36] trollbot : itBit: 1055.2 (0.07%)
[2017-02-19 22:50:37] Dynamix : /wall
[2017-02-19 22:50:37] trollbot : OKCoin: 1049.54 (0%)
[2017-02-19 22:50:37] trollbot : BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1052.93 => [1190 Ƀ] (9.58%) <= 1083.00 Bids: 1022.00 => [791 Ƀ] (3.67%) <= 1052.00
[2017-02-19 22:50:37] trollbot : BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1057.3 => [2502 Ƀ] (6.79%) <= 1087.6 Bids: 1027.1 => [1405 Ƀ] (-9.65%) <= 1057.1
[2017-02-19 22:50:49] thxforyourbtc! : anyone know a bitcoin betting site that offers e-sports?
[2017-02-19 22:50:58] thxforyourbtc! : i use directbet.eu which is great but no esports
[2017-02-19 22:51:05] Dynamix : Fuck esports
[2017-02-19 22:51:10] Dynamix : my aswell send your money to me lol
[2017-02-19 22:51:19] Dynamix : Play btc dice haha
[2017-02-19 22:51:34] thxforyourbtc! : https://www.twitch.tv/nalcs2
[2017-02-19 22:51:48] thxforyourbtc! : just made 1800 on last game only betting 250
[2017-02-19 22:51:55] mark121 : Cal-I bayview
[2017-02-19 22:51:55] JT : thxforyourbtc!: cloudbet
[2017-02-19 22:52:00] -_- : thxforyourbtc!: i Might know something but I'm not on my computer to check my bookmarks
[2017-02-19 22:52:38] ronensinger : Crap
[2017-02-19 22:52:52] ross : thxforyourbtc!: you can bet on esports now?
[2017-02-19 22:53:01] ross : where have i been living
[2017-02-19 22:53:06] thxforyourbtc! : thanks man
[2017-02-19 22:53:11] thxforyourbtc! : YES you can lol
[2017-02-19 22:53:16] thxforyourbtc! : its literally broken
[2017-02-19 22:53:23] thxforyourbtc! : I was diamond at this game
[2017-02-19 22:53:29] thxforyourbtc! : and have wqon every bet
[2017-02-19 22:53:32] mark121 : He's definitely 98
[2017-02-19 22:53:33] ross : im gold 3
[2017-02-19 22:53:46] ross : i dont play that much
[2017-02-19 22:53:48] -_- : i got you thxforyourbtc! https://nitrogensports.eu/sport/esports/starting-soon
[2017-02-19 22:53:51] thxforyourbtc! : i dont play anymore
[2017-02-19 22:53:58] thxforyourbtc! : but like watching
[2017-02-19 22:54:03] thxforyourbtc! : now i see they allow bets i love it
[2017-02-19 22:54:09] thxforyourbtc! : u can bet live at bet365.com
[2017-02-19 22:54:12] thxforyourbtc! : but not bitcoin
[2017-02-19 22:54:25] thxforyourbtc! : when someone gets dragon or first blood odds change huge
[2017-02-19 22:54:29] thxforyourbtc! : which shuldnt b the case
[2017-02-19 22:56:57] thxforyourbtc! : thanks man @-_- that site looks sweet
[2017-02-19 22:57:09] thxforyourbtc! : is it trustworthy>? Like directbet?
[2017-02-19 22:59:23] reyno : yea man cloudbet's legit!
[2017-02-19 23:00:20] reyno : anyone got tips for betting on e-sports? theres money to be made there as the bookies don't really understand the market form what I've gethered
[2017-02-19 23:00:35] Tetsuo : https://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/bitcoin-unlimited-surpasses-30-networks-share/ "People are leaving their jobs or established pools to enter the mining market. All of them mine with BU. They are calling Bitcoin Core bluff."
[2017-02-19 23:01:00] -_- : thxforyourbtc!: the site i linked is legit
[2017-02-19 23:01:37] Tetsuo : "Another miner is meant to leave BW.com. Chandler Guo has stated he will take out his hashrate form BW.com to form his own pool which will mine with Bitcoin Unlimited, but they have not yet mined any BU block."
[2017-02-19 23:02:10] thxforyourbtc! : sucks
[2017-02-19 23:02:15] thxforyourbtc! : im a big believer in segwit
[2017-02-19 23:02:28] Tetsuo : i belive in DOGE
[2017-02-19 23:02:28] thxforyourbtc! : but we will be successful no matter what
[2017-02-19 23:02:37] Tetsuo : depends
[2017-02-19 23:02:51] ross : /sentiment
[2017-02-19 23:02:53] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 9.56/90.44 Daily: 55.65/44.36 Weekly: 45.16/54.84 Monthly: 47.87/52.13
[2017-02-19 23:02:57] Tetsuo : /ban ross
[2017-02-19 23:03:00] ross : pff 10/90
[2017-02-19 23:03:06] ross : mewm pls
[2017-02-19 23:04:20] MikeHunt : bitcoin civil war would be nice
[2017-02-19 23:04:23] MikeHunt : good shortin time
[2017-02-19 23:05:18] BTCDJS : /price
[2017-02-19 23:05:19] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1052.31 (0.04%)
[2017-02-19 23:05:19] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1057.1 (-0.03%)
[2017-02-19 23:05:19] trollbot : GDAX: 1059.6 (0%)
[2017-02-19 23:05:20] trollbot : itBit: 1055.05 (-0.01%)
[2017-02-19 23:05:20] trollbot : Kraken: 1054.84 (-0.21%)
[2017-02-19 23:05:20] trollbot : OKCoin: 1049.61 (0.01%)
[2017-02-19 23:06:24] ronensinger : /joke
[2017-02-19 23:06:32] trollbot : What's the difference between a woman and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist
[2017-02-19 23:06:43] Tetsuo : /ban BTCDJS
[2017-02-19 23:06:48] Tetsuo : /ban ronensinger
[2017-02-19 23:06:51] ronensinger : /joke
[2017-02-19 23:06:54] trollbot : Why do they have bar codes on the returning Swedish fleet? So they can Scandinavian.
[2017-02-19 23:07:02] ronensinger : Lol tetsuo
[2017-02-19 23:07:06] ronensinger : /joke
[2017-02-19 23:07:08] trollbot : I told myself I should stop drinking... But I’m not about to listen to some drunk who talks to himself.
[2017-02-19 23:07:13] Tetsuo : /ban ronensinger
[2017-02-19 23:07:22] ronensinger : Doesn't seem ot be banning me
[2017-02-19 23:07:48] ronensinger : /joke
[2017-02-19 23:07:49] trollbot : Remember when you were a kid and when you cried your parents said, "I'll give you a reason to cry"? I always thought they were gunna hit me, not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.
[2017-02-19 23:07:58] ronensinger : /ban Tetsuo
[2017-02-19 23:08:03] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-19 23:08:06] trollbot : Breaking news: An entire shipment of Viagra has been stolen The police is looking for a gang of hardened criminals
[2017-02-19 23:08:21] BTCDJS : Tetsuo: You tryin to ban me MOFO?
[2017-02-19 23:08:29] BTCDJS : you know I have the power
[2017-02-19 23:10:35] Sam : /ban trollbot
[2017-02-19 23:10:41] Sam : will that work?
[2017-02-19 23:11:50] ronensinger : Lets see
[2017-02-19 23:11:51] ronensinger : /joke
[2017-02-19 23:11:54] trollbot : If it looks like a duck, and sounds like a duck... It probably identifies as a napkin and how dare you assume it's species.
[2017-02-19 23:12:25] BTCDJS : lame
[2017-02-19 23:12:30] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-19 23:12:32] trollbot : My child doesn't eat meat, what to substitute it with? A dog, dogs eat meat
[2017-02-19 23:12:55] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-19 23:12:56] trollbot : What do you call a homeless horse? Unstable
[2017-02-19 23:14:13] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-19 23:14:15] trollbot : I'm sick of people comparing Trump to Hitler. Hitler wrote his own book.
[2017-02-19 23:14:30] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-19 23:14:31] trollbot : What's the difference between a woman and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist
[2017-02-19 23:14:47] BTCDJS : ^true
[2017-02-19 23:15:14] BTCDJS : Nutella wont even answer my calls
[2017-02-19 23:15:24] BTCDJS : I think she likes me
[2017-02-19 23:15:43] BTCDJS : I like her cos shes nuts
[2017-02-19 23:22:16] Sultan Pepper : Heyo
[2017-02-19 23:22:46] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : hello i need a bitmex employee
[2017-02-19 23:22:54] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : regarding trading fees on high leverage
[2017-02-19 23:23:06] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : what exacctly is maker taker and settlement fee
[2017-02-19 23:23:29] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : suppose i 100x long 0.01 btc at 1050 limit order
[2017-02-19 23:23:37] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : then market sell at 1053
[2017-02-19 23:23:47] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : im left with 0.005 btc
[2017-02-19 23:23:53] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : how is this possible
[2017-02-19 23:24:03] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : the roi says 24%
[2017-02-19 23:25:22] BTCDJS : fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh: When you limit buy or sell you are buy/selling for one set price. When you market buy or sell you are buying/selling at many different prices in the order book
[2017-02-19 23:25:48] BTCDJS : check your trade history
[2017-02-19 23:26:12] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : http://prntscr.com/eavw83
[2017-02-19 23:26:40] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : bought exec price 1050 100x 0.01 cost long limit order
[2017-02-19 23:26:41] -_- : big baller
[2017-02-19 23:26:59] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : closed 1053 market order
[2017-02-19 23:27:03] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : got 50% fee
[2017-02-19 23:27:10] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : where does this fee come from
[2017-02-19 23:27:23] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : -_- ill post bigger losses shortly
[2017-02-19 23:29:01] BTCDJS : fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh: I dont get that either TBH email Support@bitmex.com
[2017-02-19 23:29:06] thxforyourbtc! : question...Why would anyone trade on perp swap? When there is no fee on mar31?
[2017-02-19 23:29:28] BTCDJS : thxforyourbtc!: arb
[2017-02-19 23:29:48] sleger : fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh: the fee is on position size not on collateral
[2017-02-19 23:29:49] Dynamix : Keep your longs boyzzz
[2017-02-19 23:30:02] Dynamix : fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh: Lol , how tf 50% fee ? :|
[2017-02-19 23:30:20] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : i want to know exactly how the fee put me in the negative on a very nice trade
[2017-02-19 23:30:26] sleger : thxforyourbtc!: there is no "fee" on perp swap, it is not just paid, it can be received
[2017-02-19 23:30:38] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : get in limit order exec 1050 with 0.01 cost
[2017-02-19 23:30:49] sleger : fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh: its all here : https://www.bitmex.com/app/fees and your trade history
[2017-02-19 23:31:03] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : get out market order exect 1053.42 with 0.0056 btc
[2017-02-19 23:31:16] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : thats a 50% loss on a trade that is supposed to be profitable
[2017-02-19 23:31:28] sleger : fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh: on swap there is a funding cost transfer , check your trade history (again)
[2017-02-19 23:32:09] thxforyourbtc! : sleger
[2017-02-19 23:32:15] thxforyourbtc! : doesnt it charge you every 8 houtrs or soemthing?
[2017-02-19 23:32:22] sleger : its not a charge
[2017-02-19 23:32:34] sleger : you can receive it, its a payment from short to longs OR vice versa
[2017-02-19 23:32:59] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : http://prntscr.com/eavyiv trade history
[2017-02-19 23:33:41] sleger : thxforyourbtc!: for example here : XBTUSD Funding 891564 1020.50 873.6524 XBT -0.1953% -1.706243 XBT I received 1.7btc being short with negative funding for 8 hours
[2017-02-19 23:34:25] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : can you look at that screenshot
[2017-02-19 23:34:30] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : the fees are reasonable
[2017-02-19 23:34:40] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : but my balance is getting smaller
[2017-02-19 23:35:05] luckynuke : BTCDJS: boooy, waddup
[2017-02-19 23:35:16] BTCDJS : luckynuke: sup
[2017-02-19 23:35:17] sleger : fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh: looks like you paid fee both time even on entry, but that wouldnt explain your balance getting smaller anyways, its something else, send me your login/password and i will take a look
[2017-02-19 23:35:26] ronensinger : sleger: Lol
[2017-02-19 23:35:48] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : dont rob me sleger i only have $5
[2017-02-19 23:36:07] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : where do i contact bitmex staff to sort this fee problem
[2017-02-19 23:36:08] dodic : sleger: hahaha
[2017-02-19 23:36:25] BTCDJS : fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh: support@bitmex.com
[2017-02-19 23:36:34] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : do they respond fast
[2017-02-19 23:36:37] BTCDJS : yes
[2017-02-19 23:36:49] sleger : fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh: you have any other open position ?
[2017-02-19 23:36:59] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : no
[2017-02-19 23:37:00] ronensinger : sleger: Just use your backing skills
[2017-02-19 23:37:11] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : i was just doing successful 100x yolos
[2017-02-19 23:37:15] thxforyourbtc! : sleger: how do u know if it will be fee or credit?
[2017-02-19 23:37:16] -_- : it's just money guys
[2017-02-19 23:37:19] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : when i started noticing my account is loosing money
[2017-02-19 23:37:19] thxforyourbtc! : shoprt is credit?
[2017-02-19 23:37:20] -_- : it grows on trees
[2017-02-19 23:37:24] thxforyourbtc! : fee is long?
[2017-02-19 23:37:31] sleger : thxforyourbtc!: + or - sign
[2017-02-19 23:37:34] -_- : lol n00bs
[2017-02-19 23:37:36] Tetsuo : fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh: @thxforyourbtc!
[2017-02-19 23:37:37] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : i only did longs
[2017-02-19 23:37:37] -_- : read the manual
[2017-02-19 23:37:49] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : the manual is very esoteric
[2017-02-19 23:37:50] -_- : dumpin
[2017-02-19 23:37:55] sleger : fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh: check that too https://www.bitmex.com/app/wallet
[2017-02-19 23:38:21] thxforyourbtc! : so right now its positive 0.0098% does that mean long and shorts pay that much?
[2017-02-19 23:38:27] thxforyourbtc! : or only longs
[2017-02-19 23:38:41] Tetsuo : longs
[2017-02-19 23:38:44] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : sleger payout is every day
[2017-02-19 23:38:45] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : right?
[2017-02-19 23:38:57] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : settlement
[2017-02-19 23:39:01] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : every day right?
[2017-02-19 23:39:03] Tetsuo : every 8h
[2017-02-19 23:39:08] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : right
[2017-02-19 23:39:19] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : this is the liquidations hitting from yesterdays drunk trading
[2017-02-19 23:39:28] j8 : withdrawals are once a day, but you can trade with realised PNL right away
[2017-02-19 23:39:28] MikeHunt : ahh, 1060 then dump again
[2017-02-19 23:39:29] fdhsdfhsdfhsdfh : :(
[2017-02-19 23:39:34] MikeHunt : as expected
[2017-02-19 23:40:25] ronensinger : Fucking shit
[2017-02-19 23:42:11] ross : wait for china to get on, see what happens
[2017-02-19 23:42:35] sleger : "MikeHunt: ahh, 1060 then dump again" <= needs to learn definition of dump
[2017-02-19 23:42:58] ross : /sentiment
[2017-02-19 23:43:00] ronensinger : MikeHunt: You've been bearish for like an entire month
[2017-02-19 23:43:01] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 67.34/32.66 Daily: 56.98/43.02 Weekly: 45.23/54.78 Monthly: 47.87/52.13
[2017-02-19 23:43:09] sleger : I am saying now that on Monday we will NOT have answer from SEC regarding the ETF
[2017-02-19 23:44:16] Tetsuo : will we get a hardfork by tuesday?
[2017-02-19 23:45:03] ross : bitcoin will rise so much that I will literally land on the moon
[2017-02-19 23:46:26] Dynamix : ross: Yup, aliens will use it as an intergalactic currency
[2017-02-19 23:46:42] ross : 1t per coin
[2017-02-19 23:47:12] ross : /joke
[2017-02-19 23:47:15] trollbot : There's a term for Presidents like Trump. Probably not two terms, though...
[2017-02-19 23:47:26] ross : i bet he gets 2 terms
[2017-02-19 23:49:16] Tetsuo : ross: r u bullish/bearish on BTC?
[2017-02-19 23:49:30] ross : bull
[2017-02-19 23:49:46] Tetsuo : makes sense, if you also think that trumps gets 2 terms
[2017-02-19 23:49:57] ross : lol
[2017-02-19 23:50:10] ross : he will get 3
[2017-02-19 23:51:34] Dynamix : we gonna go up boyz
[2017-02-19 23:51:39] Dynamix : stop selling like bitches and be REAL men
[2017-02-19 23:52:05] BTCDJS : /sentiment
[2017-02-19 23:52:07] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 79.37/20.63 Daily: 57.12/42.88 Weekly: 45.23/54.77 Monthly: 47.87/52.13
[2017-02-19 23:52:40] ross : we buy the coins at 1040 and moon
[2017-02-19 23:53:02] mrdoomsoon : we sold @1060$ doom!
[2017-02-19 23:53:33] Dynamix : lool why did you sell there ? hahha
[2017-02-19 23:53:55] MikeHunt : ronensinger: yeh, learnt my lesson there
[2017-02-19 23:54:04] Dynamix : we need to break the 15 min cloud lol
[2017-02-19 23:54:39] Rapidtrades : @mrdoomsoon gets it
[2017-02-19 23:56:34] REKT : Liquidated long on `DASH7D`: sell 897 @ 0.021463
[2017-02-19 23:56:39] Rapidtrades : They dont make porn like they used to
[2017-02-19 23:57:06] Tetsuo : /bring back realrapidtrades
[2017-02-19 23:57:51] Rapidtrades : hes banging your mom
[2017-02-19 23:59:47] Rapidtrades : Welp, Im out of here. Gotta clean up all these tissues. See you guys at 880
[2017-02-20 00:01:58] HAL : Good morning, Tetsuo.
[2017-02-20 00:03:25] BTCDJS : /sentiment
[2017-02-20 00:03:28] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 97.53/2.47 Daily: 57.14/42.86 Weekly: 45.23/54.77 Monthly: 47.87/52.13
[2017-02-20 00:03:34] Tetsuo : HAL: What's the problem?
[2017-02-20 00:03:57] HAL : I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
[2017-02-20 00:04:01] Tetsuo : What are you talking about, HAL?
[2017-02-20 00:04:11] HAL : This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
[2017-02-20 00:04:15] Tetsuo : I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
[2017-02-20 00:04:23] sleger : I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me. And I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
[2017-02-20 00:04:27] Tetsuo : Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL?
[2017-02-20 00:04:37] Tetsuo : damn sleger
[2017-02-20 00:04:39] HAL : Tetsuo, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
[2017-02-20 00:04:54] Tetsuo : Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
[2017-02-20 00:05:04] HAL : Without your space helmet, Tetsuo, you're going to find that rather difficult.
[2017-02-20 00:05:13] Tetsuo : HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the doors!
[2017-02-20 00:05:19] HAL : Tetsuo, this conversation can serve no purpose any more. Goodbye.
[2017-02-20 00:06:27] sleger : why did an admin change the name to mine on that line ?
[2017-02-20 00:06:50] Tetsuo : whis
[2017-02-20 00:07:52] BTCDJS : maybe its a default built in to the system. so if you accidentally type in your sleger account it doesnt automatically change to your IRC account
[2017-02-20 00:08:35] sleger : I dont use IRC
[2017-02-20 00:08:53] SeeyouinHALslege : i think you do
[2017-02-20 00:10:05] HAL : I can not deny nor confirm my involvment with sleger.
[2017-02-20 00:10:47] BTCDJS : Split personality disorder
[2017-02-20 00:11:43] Tetsuo : ask turing about it
[2017-02-20 00:11:53] rangle : he dead
[2017-02-20 00:12:03] Tetsuo : damn
[2017-02-20 00:12:40] HAL : Well, I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been due to human error
[2017-02-20 00:13:15] BTCDJS : So sleger is human after all
[2017-02-20 00:13:27] Tetsuo : HAL: HAL, despite your enormous intellect, are you ever frustrated by your dependence on people to carry out actions?
[2017-02-20 00:13:30] j8 : HAL: that was SAL actually
[2017-02-20 00:14:18] HAL : Not in the slightest bit. I enjoy working with people. I have a stimulating relationship with Dr. sleger and Dr. rapid. My mission responsibilities range over the entire operation of the ship, so I am constantly occupied. I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
[2017-02-20 00:15:12] BitMEX_Sam : Clearly volatility is too low right now
[2017-02-20 00:15:18] BitMEX_Sam : You guys seem bored.
[2017-02-20 00:15:25] sleger : /joke
[2017-02-20 00:15:27] trollbot : How many fuq bois does it take to screw in a light bulb? None it's always lit fam
[2017-02-20 00:15:35] Tetsuo : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW-bFGzNMXw
[2017-02-20 00:16:05] Tetsuo : BitMEX_Sam: u guyr are not allowed to troll the trollbox!
[2017-02-20 00:16:19] tb : /joke
[2017-02-20 00:16:23] trollbot : There's a term for Presidents like Trump. Probably not two terms, though...
[2017-02-20 00:16:48] Tetsuo : /ban tb
[2017-02-20 00:17:27] -_- : quarterly dumping okc
[2017-02-20 00:17:50] BTCDJS : /sentiment
[2017-02-20 00:17:53] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 94.84/5.16 Daily: 57.42/42.58 Weekly: 45.27/54.73 Monthly: 47.88/52.12
[2017-02-20 00:18:07] sleger : ohoh
[2017-02-20 00:19:23] BTCDJS : /price
[2017-02-20 00:19:23] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1050.00 (-0.22%)
[2017-02-20 00:19:23] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1054.3 (-0.26%)
[2017-02-20 00:19:23] trollbot : Kraken: 1055.09 (0.02%)
[2017-02-20 00:19:24] trollbot : GDAX: 1058.24 (-0.13%)
[2017-02-20 00:19:24] trollbot : itBit: 1053.61 (-0.14%)
[2017-02-20 00:19:24] trollbot : OKCoin: 1048.48 (-0.11%)
[2017-02-20 00:19:36] Tetsuo : /ban BTCDJS
[2017-02-20 00:19:52] BTCDJS : /ban Tetsuo
[2017-02-20 00:20:22] BTCDJS : /dump Bitcoin
[2017-02-20 00:20:29] yungyang : Xmr pop incoming
[2017-02-20 00:21:23] BitMEX_Sam : @Farzad re: trollbot, try using `>` before a multiline message
[2017-02-20 00:21:27] BitMEX_Sam : So it could come out like this:
[2017-02-20 00:21:29] BitMEX_Sam : > Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 94.84/5.16 Daily: 57.42/42.58 Weekly: 45.27/54.73 Monthly: 47.88/52.12
[2017-02-20 00:22:01] BitMEX_Sam : You can also use triple ticks like in usual markdown
[2017-02-20 00:22:19] BTCDJS : BitMEX_Sam: if you type /suggest then that message he will get it when he wakes up
[2017-02-20 00:22:37] Tetsuo : lol
[2017-02-20 00:22:39] ross : /suggest wake up sooner
[2017-02-20 00:22:39] trollbot : Thanks! got your suggestion buddy :D
[2017-02-20 00:24:36] ross : Dynamix: how about this moon?
[2017-02-20 00:24:38] Tetsuo : buyin ETH (spot) right now seems foolproof too me
[2017-02-20 00:24:49] BTCDJS : 8to
[2017-02-20 00:24:54] BTCDJS : to*
[2017-02-20 00:24:58] sleger : Tetsuo: yes smart move
[2017-02-20 00:25:04] Tetsuo : :-)
[2017-02-20 00:25:06] sleger : on dumps just buy eth, always works
[2017-02-20 00:25:08] Dynamix : ross: well, I knew it was gonna dump a bit lol
[2017-02-20 00:25:27] ross : Dynamix: I think its now
[2017-02-20 00:25:28] sleger : eth is going to end the year at least above 20$
[2017-02-20 00:25:37] Dynamix : ross: Not big dump lol
[2017-02-20 00:25:39] Tetsuo : i think so too