This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

You have access to more than 50 million trollbox posts. This is more than 7 gigabyte of data hosted on a $5 server so please be patient or consider a donation

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[2017-02-19 20:59:16] BTCDJS : /ban Tetsuo
[2017-02-19 20:59:17] -_- : /joke
[2017-02-19 20:59:20] trollbot : I had to break up with my cross-eyed girlfriend... Apparently, she was seeing someone else on the side.
[2017-02-19 20:59:21] Tetsuo : sleger: 50 BTC invite olny
[2017-02-19 20:59:24] Farzad : sleger: no, why ?
[2017-02-19 20:59:28] Tetsuo : /unban Tetsuo
[2017-02-19 20:59:31] sleger : he has the power
[2017-02-19 20:59:32] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-19 20:59:32] sleger : /joke
[2017-02-19 20:59:34] trollbot : I think I've been hacked by Russia. Edit: I not hacked by Russia. The motherland do no such thing. Have good day.
[2017-02-19 20:59:36] Tetsuo : see
[2017-02-19 20:59:39] sleger : /price
[2017-02-19 20:59:40] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1049.90 (0%)
[2017-02-19 20:59:40] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1053.0 (0.02%)
[2017-02-19 20:59:40] trollbot : GDAX: 1055.66 (0.01%)
[2017-02-19 20:59:41] trollbot : itBit: 1052.01 (0.05%)
[2017-02-19 20:59:41] trollbot : Kraken: 1052.9 (0%)
[2017-02-19 20:59:41] trollbot : OKCoin: 1047.3 (0%)
[2017-02-19 20:59:45] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-19 20:59:54] -_- : we going down down down
[2017-02-19 20:59:58] sleger : oh well sorry, it doesnt always work i guess @Farzad Probably the rate limiter
[2017-02-19 20:59:58] MikeHunt : thxforyourbtc!: at 976 ur entire account will be gone
[2017-02-19 21:00:05] Tetsuo : /ban farzad
[2017-02-19 21:00:09] Sam : /joke
[2017-02-19 21:00:11] -_- : MikeHunt: good thing we'll never hit that
[2017-02-19 21:00:12] Dynamix : Walls going out haha
[2017-02-19 21:00:19] trollbot : My child doesn't eat meat, what to substitute it with? A dog, dogs eat meat
[2017-02-19 21:00:23] MikeHunt : -_-: i'd hope for his sake it doesnt
[2017-02-19 21:00:37] Farzad : Tetsuo: type with capital F
[2017-02-19 21:00:44] Tetsuo : /ban Farzad
[2017-02-19 21:00:44] DorianWhack-A-Moto : /sentiment
[2017-02-19 21:00:47] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 17.46/82.54 Daily: 60.32/39.69 Weekly: 45.35/54.65 Monthly: 47.9/52.1
[2017-02-19 21:01:02] Farzad : /unban tetsuo
[2017-02-19 21:01:04] Tetsuo : what´s so funny now , ha farzad
[2017-02-19 21:01:09] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-19 21:01:20] Farzad : lol
[2017-02-19 21:01:29] sleger : /joke's on you
[2017-02-19 21:01:30] Farzad : seems I have been banned
[2017-02-19 21:01:35] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-19 21:01:35] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1049.90 (0%)
[2017-02-19 21:01:35] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1053.1 (0.01%)
[2017-02-19 21:01:35] trollbot : Kraken: 1052.9 (0%)
[2017-02-19 21:01:35] trollbot : GDAX: 1056.17 (0.05%)
[2017-02-19 21:01:36] trollbot : itBit: 1052.57 (0.05%)
[2017-02-19 21:01:36] trollbot : OKCoin: 1047.3 (0%)
[2017-02-19 21:01:36] Tetsuo : /hatecrime Farzad
[2017-02-19 21:01:39] Farzad : no
[2017-02-19 21:02:04] ronensinger : /joke
[2017-02-19 21:02:15] trollbot : What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes.
[2017-02-19 21:02:15] ronensinger : Fuck i've been banned
[2017-02-19 21:02:17] Farzad : /ban Tetsuo
[2017-02-19 21:02:23] ronensinger : Wait no I havent
[2017-02-19 21:02:34] -_- : gotta put a rate limit on the bot
[2017-02-19 21:02:38] Tetsuo : /ban ronensinger
[2017-02-19 21:02:40] Tetsuo : /ban sleger
[2017-02-19 21:02:43] Tetsuo : /ban Farzad
[2017-02-19 21:02:44] ronensinger : It's node.js?
[2017-02-19 21:02:46] -_- : /ban Tetsuo
[2017-02-19 21:02:49] ronensinger : Or python?
[2017-02-19 21:02:52] sleger : /unban me
[2017-02-19 21:02:52] Tetsuo : /unban Tetsuo
[2017-02-19 21:02:53] Farzad : node js
[2017-02-19 21:02:59] ronensinger : Pretty slick
[2017-02-19 21:02:59] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-19 21:03:08] ronensinger : Do you ever get disconnected from the feed?
[2017-02-19 21:03:13] -_- : /promote -_-
[2017-02-19 21:03:14] ronensinger : It seems to happen to me a lot
[2017-02-19 21:03:19] BTCDJS : /unban Tetsuo
[2017-02-19 21:03:19] MikeHunt : Farzad: can nodeJS handle GUI etc. or am i stuck with C# for that?
[2017-02-19 21:03:20] Farzad : ronensinger: yes, I reconnect
[2017-02-19 21:03:37] Farzad : MikeHunt: you are stuck with C# I guess :D
[2017-02-19 21:03:39] ronensinger : Bitmex's websockets die each time they do an update lol @Farzad
[2017-02-19 21:03:57] Farzad : ronensinger: yes, I reconnect
[2017-02-19 21:04:10] MikeHunt : Farzad: damn ;)
[2017-02-19 21:04:26] ronensinger : MikeHunt: Make it a web app
[2017-02-19 21:04:34] ronensinger : Adios guys, I gtg
[2017-02-19 21:04:35] MikeHunt : ronensinger: using C# or?
[2017-02-19 21:04:46] ronensinger : MikeHunt: Javacsript , HTML, and CSS
[2017-02-19 21:05:01] ronensinger : MikeHunt: I'll talk to you about this later. Peraps I could help
[2017-02-19 21:05:06] MikeHunt : ronensinger: ahh ok thnx
[2017-02-19 21:05:54] Sultan Pepper : Uh oh 1050
[2017-02-19 21:07:30] Sultan Pepper : /wall
[2017-02-19 21:07:30] trollbot : BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1050.97 => [1039 Ƀ] (1.46%) <= 1080.99 Bids: 1020.00 => [759 Ƀ] (-16.23%) <= 1050.00
[2017-02-19 21:07:30] trollbot : BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1053.1 => [2300 Ƀ] (0.39%) <= 1083.5 Bids: 1022.5 => [1681 Ƀ] (4.09%) <= 1052.5
[2017-02-19 21:07:50] Sultan Pepper : Ouch
[2017-02-19 21:08:02] -_- : i liked it better when coins were moving
[2017-02-19 21:08:48] -_- : bitmex needs to add poker to this site
[2017-02-19 21:08:55] -_- : so we can make money playing poker while it's slow
[2017-02-19 21:08:57] ross : lets hit 1060 so i can get out of this 4 day long
[2017-02-19 21:09:05] ross : feels like 4 days
[2017-02-19 21:09:10] ross : actually been 1 1/2
[2017-02-19 21:10:46] ross : /sentiment
[2017-02-19 21:10:48] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 14.12/85.89 Daily: 59.97/40.03 Weekly: 45.33/54.67 Monthly: 47.89/52.11
[2017-02-19 21:11:07] Sultan Pepper : -_-: jackpot would be fun
[2017-02-19 21:13:18] Sinterklaas : ross: you don't sleep well while in a BTC long right?
[2017-02-19 21:13:21] Sinterklaas : :)
[2017-02-19 21:13:36] ross : yea i slept through it
[2017-02-19 21:13:52] ross : my liq price so low i dont care
[2017-02-19 21:14:03] Sinterklaas : yes but its not relaxed
[2017-02-19 21:14:14] ross : true but im in a bullish market
[2017-02-19 21:14:19] ross : so im somewhat relaxed
[2017-02-19 21:14:39] MadDog : Jesus loves you.
[2017-02-19 21:15:03] Tetsuo : MadDog: would Jesus buy BTC?
[2017-02-19 21:15:25] MadDog : He would wait until 800
[2017-02-19 21:15:25] jigsaw : /price
[2017-02-19 21:15:25] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1050.97 (0.1%)
[2017-02-19 21:15:26] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1053.0 (-0.01%)
[2017-02-19 21:15:26] trollbot : GDAX: 1057.02 (0.08%)
[2017-02-19 21:15:26] trollbot : Kraken: 1052.45 (-0.04%)
[2017-02-19 21:15:26] trollbot : itBit: 1052.98 (0.04%)
[2017-02-19 21:15:27] trollbot : OKCoin: 1047.97 (0.06%)
[2017-02-19 21:16:11] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-19 21:16:19] thxforyourbtc! : ross: whats ur liq?
[2017-02-19 21:16:36] jigsaw : /joke for Tetsuo
[2017-02-19 21:16:45] Tetsuo : :-(
[2017-02-19 21:17:03] Tetsuo : /unban jigsaw
[2017-02-19 21:17:13] Sam : /joke
[2017-02-19 21:17:15] jigsaw : the joke engine is broken?
[2017-02-19 21:17:16] trollbot : A man knocked on my door asking for a donation towards a new public swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
[2017-02-19 21:17:31] jigsaw : thank god!
[2017-02-19 21:17:38] ross : what a joke
[2017-02-19 21:17:44] Sam : lolz
[2017-02-19 21:18:04] Tetsuo : Farzad is one hell of a handsome guy
[2017-02-19 21:18:12] BTCDJS : /unban Tetsuo
[2017-02-19 21:18:15] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-19 21:18:18] trollbot : My Girlfriend is the Square Root of -100 a Perfect 10, but also Imaginary
[2017-02-19 21:18:21] ross : i could donate him some jokes
[2017-02-19 21:18:22] Tetsuo : thx
[2017-02-19 21:18:47] Tetsuo : /ban BTCDJS
[2017-02-19 21:18:48] BTCDJS : I unbanned you earlier guess it didnt work
[2017-02-19 21:18:49] Tetsuo : lol
[2017-02-19 21:18:53] jigsaw : /dirty_joke
[2017-02-19 21:19:08] Sinterklaas : ross: yes, but i bought 250.000 and 30.000 contracts @ 992 usd, and got fucked by that flash dump to 970 usd (my liq was at 971) and after that dump it went to this 1050 usd where we are now... so i hate walking away from my longs... i don't sleep well anymore after that.. ;)
[2017-02-19 21:19:50] Sam : Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" - See more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes#sthash.TZ9COlCv.dpuf
[2017-02-19 21:20:56] Tetsuo : rapidtrades?
[2017-02-19 21:21:15] ross : Sinterklaas: fair enough lol. it's been pretty steady the last few days at 1030-1060, I need it to hit 1055+ in the next few hours so I can close. Keep thinking that tomorrow it could either moon or go really low
[2017-02-19 21:21:20] ross : while im sleeping*
[2017-02-19 21:21:27] jigsaw : is he still short?
[2017-02-19 21:22:22] Sinterklaas : ross: i put liq. @ 800-ish now, i don't think it will drop that far
[2017-02-19 21:22:44] ross : Sinterklaas: You're pretty safe with that
[2017-02-19 21:23:07] Sinterklaas : and in the long run BTC goes up anyway, so any buy at this level is good in the long run aslong as we don't get liquidated
[2017-02-19 21:23:22] -_- : dumping
[2017-02-19 21:23:31] Sinterklaas : -_-: haha
[2017-02-19 21:23:37] -_- : rofl
[2017-02-19 21:23:37] thxforyourbtc! : Sinterklaas: exactly
[2017-02-19 21:23:43] -_- : logged onto facebook which i rarely do
[2017-02-19 21:23:50] -_- : a guy i have not talked to in 10 years wants to be my friend
[2017-02-19 21:24:02] Tetsuo : don´t
[2017-02-19 21:24:03] Sinterklaas : -_-: its the IRS
[2017-02-19 21:24:06] Sinterklaas : dont
[2017-02-19 21:24:10] -_- : lol i should
[2017-02-19 21:24:18] -_- : everyone picked on this kid but i never did
[2017-02-19 21:24:29] -_- : so i'm probably like a father figure to him
[2017-02-19 21:24:30] Sinterklaas : -_-: thats cool
[2017-02-19 21:24:43] ross : Sinterklaas:If it dumped to 1k, it would take 1 candle to reach 1020 again
[2017-02-19 21:25:11] -_- : rofl this is his newest post on facebook http://i.imgur.com/GIEoXMv.jpg
[2017-02-19 21:25:14] Sinterklaas : ross: yes,
[2017-02-19 21:25:21] -_- : nice to see no one likes him still
[2017-02-19 21:25:54] Sinterklaas : -_-: you can rent him out on GRNDR
[2017-02-19 21:26:02] -_- : lol
[2017-02-19 21:26:26] Sinterklaas : -_-: Send him to Amsterdam we have a job opportunity
[2017-02-19 21:29:12] ross : now we're moving
[2017-02-19 21:29:15] ross : lets go up
[2017-02-19 21:29:26] Dynamix : yupp :)
[2017-02-19 21:29:32] aeos : so wheres this party going?
[2017-02-19 21:29:47] Dynamix : aeos: we going up the street
[2017-02-19 21:30:05] Dynamix : come join
[2017-02-19 21:30:06] Dynamix : :)
[2017-02-19 21:30:07] aeos : Dynamix: lol
[2017-02-19 21:30:29] aeos : Dynamix: k let me long 100x
[2017-02-19 21:30:40] ross : please lets go up a few more dollars and give me a nice return before work tomorrow
[2017-02-19 21:31:23] Nutella : keep buying retardnation
[2017-02-19 21:31:56] Dynamix : Fuck u shorts lolol
[2017-02-19 21:32:00] ross : Anybody here day trade or do this for their job?
[2017-02-19 21:32:22] Dynamix : ross: Me me me ;)
[2017-02-19 21:33:12] ross : i work 9-5 gmt, tempted to take couple weeks off and trade. Made more at this in 1 week than my job pays in a month.
[2017-02-19 21:33:26] aeos : ross: +1
[2017-02-19 21:33:33] Nutella : plz do that @ross
[2017-02-19 21:33:39] aethlios : ross: I trade for a living crypto 3+1/2 years.
[2017-02-19 21:33:42] thxforyourbtc! : does bitmex do KYC?
[2017-02-19 21:33:55] ross : ill video myself saying to my boss "bitcoin will make me rich"
[2017-02-19 21:34:06] Nutella : ross: whats ur strategi
[2017-02-19 21:34:16] aethlios : ross: better use the word crypto.
[2017-02-19 21:35:59] ross : Nutella: fairly new to it atm, I just look at bubbles and constantly study the graph. I bring my tablet to work and do a few trades on it. kinda annoying than my home setup. I just look for the flash dumps and buy and close somewhere at the top when the trades quiet down. Then decide whether do add a short or not
[2017-02-19 21:36:14] ross : I made a lot from the dumps around the pboc meetings
[2017-02-19 21:37:17] aeos : ross: are you flat right now?
[2017-02-19 21:38:41] ross : No i got in at 1038
[2017-02-19 21:38:56] ross : but Im being greedy and want it to go higher
[2017-02-19 21:39:09] Nutella : im sure that will work out
[2017-02-19 21:39:13] aeos : ross: how do you pick bottoms?
[2017-02-19 21:40:14] Nutella : u should quit ur job and be a professional kfine catcher
[2017-02-19 21:40:41] ross : aeos: Not sure i have a strategy, I guess I look at the supply and demand
[2017-02-19 21:41:08] aeos : ross: oh, where do you look them at?
[2017-02-19 21:41:40] ross : you're asking which charts?
[2017-02-19 21:42:17] rapidtrades : @sleger u reading this? guy plans to quit his job to buy the dips
[2017-02-19 21:42:20] aeos : ross: i am a noob so not sure what you meant
[2017-02-19 21:42:32] ross : i dont know what u mean either
[2017-02-19 21:42:34] sleger : rapidtrades: sounds like a better life
[2017-02-19 21:42:55] ross : rapidtrades: I'll quit my job and short the dips
[2017-02-19 21:43:03] ross : rapidtrades: Better plan right?
[2017-02-19 21:43:27] rapidtrades : bull-shit
[2017-02-19 21:43:35] Dynamix : 200 btc wall at 1050 on bfx
[2017-02-19 21:43:44] aeos : ross: like what supply and demand difference makes you think it will stop the dumping time?
[2017-02-19 21:44:29] BTCDJS : rapidtrades: He made more money this week than he gets paid at his job. Why should he go back to work? Its easy money. Hes going to be rich
[2017-02-19 21:45:34] ross : BTCDJS: Hold up ill 100x my winnings and get rich quick
[2017-02-19 21:45:52] ross : I'll be able to quit 2 lifetimes of jobs
[2017-02-19 21:46:20] Dynamix : Huge walls on bfx gonna get richh guys
[2017-02-19 21:46:20] Dynamix : :D
[2017-02-19 21:46:36] BTCDJS : ross: You go for it buddy. Sell your house and your car. Go 100x all in. Youll be minted! never have to work again
[2017-02-19 21:46:46] rogue : Is BitMEX still using the kaiko index?
[2017-02-19 21:46:52] rapidtrades : no
[2017-02-19 21:46:53] Cryptonary : Made 107 BTC out of 2 BTC in 3 months
[2017-02-19 21:47:01] rogue : What index are they using nowdays?
[2017-02-19 21:47:07] Sinterklaas : Cryptonary: nice
[2017-02-19 21:47:10] rapidtrades : f*ck off @Cryptonary
[2017-02-19 21:47:11] ross : I made over 9000 btc in the last week
[2017-02-19 21:47:12] Cryptonary : Lost it ina week
[2017-02-19 21:47:18] ross : now down to 3btc
[2017-02-19 21:47:21] ross : what happened?
[2017-02-19 21:47:28] Cryptonary : true story
[2017-02-19 21:47:33] BTCDJS : Cryptonary: drugs problem?
[2017-02-19 21:47:39] ross : wait is contracts not the same as coins?
[2017-02-19 21:47:45] Cryptonary : Greed
[2017-02-19 21:47:54] Sinterklaas : lost 60btc this month
[2017-02-19 21:47:55] rapidtrades : ok cool
[2017-02-19 21:48:11] rapidtrades : sry i was thought u were selling smth @Cryptonary
[2017-02-19 21:49:08] rapidtrades : ok back to wathcing porn, see u at 880
[2017-02-19 21:49:52] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-19 21:49:54] trollbot : I put root beer into a square cup. All I have now is beer.
[2017-02-19 21:50:02] BTCDJS : Ha ha
[2017-02-19 21:50:06] BTCDJS : good one
[2017-02-19 21:50:17] ross : almost as good as the pi joke ealier
[2017-02-19 21:51:04] Dynamix : Bitstamp broke resistence hehe
[2017-02-19 21:51:05] Cryptonary : Sinterklaas: you Dutch?
[2017-02-19 21:51:13] Dynamix : BFX soon to break it too :)
[2017-02-19 21:51:15] BTCDJS : ja
[2017-02-19 21:51:37] ross : Dynamix: thank the lord, i can go to bed on a close tonight
[2017-02-19 21:51:46] Cryptonary : BTCDJS: you also?
[2017-02-19 21:51:52] BTCDJS : Ja
[2017-02-19 21:51:58] BTCDJS : Nee
[2017-02-19 21:52:02] Cryptonary : ok ik ook
[2017-02-19 21:52:12] BTCDJS : Ik ben zuid afrikaans
[2017-02-19 21:52:34] Cryptonary : ok leuk
[2017-02-19 21:52:59] Dynamix : How high can we go ? hehehe
[2017-02-19 21:53:21] ross : 880 apparently
[2017-02-19 21:54:00] BTCDJS : Dynamix: How many grams you got left?
[2017-02-19 21:54:05] thxforyourbtc! : we breaking out folks!
[2017-02-19 21:54:09] thxforyourbtc! : Thanks for the cheap coins
[2017-02-19 21:54:44] ross : stamp and finex are going for it
[2017-02-19 21:54:53] BTCDJS : /price
[2017-02-19 21:54:53] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1050.50 (-0.04%)
[2017-02-19 21:54:53] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1053.9 (0.09%)
[2017-02-19 21:54:54] trollbot : GDAX: 1057.99 (0.09%)
[2017-02-19 21:54:54] trollbot : itBit: 1053.59 (0.06%)
[2017-02-19 21:54:54] trollbot : Kraken: 1054 (0.15%)
[2017-02-19 21:54:54] trollbot : OKCoin: 1048.61 (0.06%)
[2017-02-19 21:54:59] amaru : id hold my horses
[2017-02-19 21:55:02] Shaman : BTCDJS: about a kilo
[2017-02-19 21:55:04] Nutella : so easy just buy the breaking out
[2017-02-19 21:55:15] Dynamix : /wall
[2017-02-19 21:55:15] trollbot : BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1051.74 => [1086 Ƀ] (4.52%) <= 1081.85 Bids: 1020.00 => [763 Ƀ] (0.53%) <= 1050.00
[2017-02-19 21:55:15] trollbot : BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1053.7 => [2343 Ƀ] (1.87%) <= 1083.7 Bids: 1023.5 => [1555 Ƀ] (-7.5%) <= 1053.6
[2017-02-19 21:55:21] Nutella : like taking candy from babi
[2017-02-19 21:55:24] Dynamix : bfx pumping bitmex does the opposite
[2017-02-19 21:55:25] Nutella : i quit my job too
[2017-02-19 21:55:26] Dynamix : fuck logic lolol
[2017-02-19 21:55:35] BTCDJS : Shaman: you got some DMT leaves for me. I need to clean my chakra
[2017-02-19 21:55:47] ross : Dynamix: its @rapidtrades adding more to his short
[2017-02-19 21:55:51] Nutella : we will all be rich
[2017-02-19 21:55:52] Shaman : BTCDJS: you know it
[2017-02-19 21:56:04] Nutella : bitcoin goes to 10,000
[2017-02-19 21:56:13] thxforyourbtc! : walls being pulled. shorts getting rekt
[2017-02-19 21:56:38] Nutella : oh oh
[2017-02-19 21:56:50] Nutella : guess shorters will get rekted
[2017-02-19 21:56:54] Nutella : this is so easy
[2017-02-19 21:57:00] Shaman : BTCDJS: can brew you some ayahuasca
[2017-02-19 21:57:13] BTCDJS : Shaman: Yeah its the same thing bro
[2017-02-19 21:57:24] BTCDJS : I just couldnt be bothered to spell it
[2017-02-19 21:57:52] Shaman : well, thats the main ingredient
[2017-02-19 21:58:16] BTCDJS : Molecule
[2017-02-19 21:58:32] BTCDJS : are you really a shaman?
[2017-02-19 21:58:35] Shaman : but its not active orally without an maoi
[2017-02-19 21:58:51] BTCDJS : Yeah true
[2017-02-19 21:58:52] Nutella : BTCDJS: u see these easy many?
[2017-02-19 21:58:53] Shaman : No, I am a figment of your imagination
[2017-02-19 21:59:03] Tetsuo : Shaman: is there life after death(for BTC?)
[2017-02-19 21:59:05] BTCDJS : Nutella: I see you naked
[2017-02-19 21:59:22] Shaman : Tetsuo: i believe btc always comes back after death
[2017-02-19 21:59:33] Nutella : /ignore BTCDJS
[2017-02-19 21:59:39] Nutella : fuuuuck u
[2017-02-19 21:59:51] BTCDJS : Nutella: Youre my kinda girl
[2017-02-19 21:59:58] Dynamix : /joke
[2017-02-19 22:00:00] trollbot : I found a girlfriend who's into bees. She's a keeper.
[2017-02-19 22:00:15] Dynamix : Lol, one thing in common and done
[2017-02-19 22:00:19] ross : /sentiment
[2017-02-19 22:00:20] Dynamix : Nutella you a bae ? ;)
[2017-02-19 22:00:22] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 22.35/77.65 Daily: 59.85/40.15 Weekly: 45.28/54.72 Monthly: 47.9/52.1
[2017-02-19 22:00:26] Dynamix : /price
[2017-02-19 22:00:26] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1052.00 (0.14%)
[2017-02-19 22:00:26] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1053.9 (0%)
[2017-02-19 22:00:26] trollbot : Kraken: 1054 (0%)
[2017-02-19 22:00:27] trollbot : GDAX: 1058.48 (0.05%)
[2017-02-19 22:00:27] trollbot : itBit: 1053.99 (0.04%)
[2017-02-19 22:00:27] trollbot : OKCoin: 1048.61 (0%)
[2017-02-19 22:00:57] BTCDJS : Nutella: Ask me why
[2017-02-19 22:01:11] daveberns1 : pumpty dumpty?
[2017-02-19 22:04:16] BTCDJS : Nutella: Ask me why
[2017-02-19 22:04:54] Dynamix : BTCDJS: Stop ass licking nutella ;)
[2017-02-19 22:05:16] Dynamix : BTCDJS: Do you like sniffing crack off hookers assholes ? aahaha
[2017-02-19 22:05:28] Dynamix : /joke
[2017-02-19 22:05:31] trollbot : My ex-girlfriend tried to humiliate me by telling all her friends I was terrible in bed. Imagine her surprise when they all disagreed.
[2017-02-19 22:05:42] ross : story of my life
[2017-02-19 22:05:56] Dynamix : ross: Lolol,
[2017-02-19 22:06:41] BTCDJS : Cos you're nuts @Nutella
[2017-02-19 22:06:41] Dynamix : we need buys everywhere lolol
[2017-02-19 22:07:35] rogue : /price
[2017-02-19 22:07:35] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1049.58 (-0.23%)
[2017-02-19 22:07:35] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1054.0 (0.01%)
[2017-02-19 22:07:35] trollbot : GDAX: 1058.29 (-0.02%)
[2017-02-19 22:07:35] trollbot : itBit: 1053.53 (-0.04%)
[2017-02-19 22:07:36] trollbot : Kraken: 1054 (0%)
[2017-02-19 22:07:36] trollbot : OKCoin: 1048.61 (0%)
[2017-02-19 22:08:13] ross : /joke
[2017-02-19 22:08:15] trollbot : Son: "Dad, Am I adopted"? Dad: "Not yet. We still haven't found anyone who wants you."
[2017-02-19 22:09:33] James Bond : hi
[2017-02-19 22:11:20] BTCDJS : James Bond: Good eavening Mr Bond
[2017-02-19 22:12:03] BTCDJS : James Bond: You REKT yet?
[2017-02-19 22:12:30] James Bond : new user here. I'm up 22% . why I'm down on realized ?
[2017-02-19 22:13:01] James Bond : do I have to wait until the end of thr funding ?
[2017-02-19 22:13:09] MikeHunt : James Bond: fee?
[2017-02-19 22:13:11] BTCDJS : yeah
[2017-02-19 22:13:42] BTCDJS : James Bond: So youre not REKT? I see you live to die another day
[2017-02-19 22:14:14] James Bond : fee? howmuch do I have to be up to cover the fee? 22% is not enough??
[2017-02-19 22:15:21] MikeHunt : James Bond: how many contracts?
[2017-02-19 22:15:44] James Bond : 23331 btc swap
[2017-02-19 22:15:51] -_- : I need a good trade to make back my losses
[2017-02-19 22:16:03] MikeHunt : James Bond: short?
[2017-02-19 22:16:11] James Bond : long
[2017-02-19 22:16:19] MikeHunt : James Bond: entry price?
[2017-02-19 22:16:36] James Bond : 1048
[2017-02-19 22:17:43] MikeHunt : James Bond: fee is ~$34
[2017-02-19 22:18:02] MikeHunt : $35*
[2017-02-19 22:18:05] Ahhere : -_-: what did u lose on broseph
[2017-02-19 22:18:10] James Bond : unrealized profit 22.5% but -0.0173
[2017-02-19 22:18:30] Dynamix : So uppp <3
[2017-02-19 22:18:31] Dynamix : /price
[2017-02-19 22:18:31] trollbot : GDAX: 1058.71 (0.04%)
[2017-02-19 22:18:32] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1052.00 (0.23%)
[2017-02-19 22:18:32] trollbot : Kraken: 1054.96 (0.09%)
[2017-02-19 22:18:32] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1056.4 (0.23%)
[2017-02-19 22:18:32] trollbot : OKCoin: 1048.61 (0%)
[2017-02-19 22:18:32] trollbot : itBit: 1054.43 (0.09%)
[2017-02-19 22:18:40] Dynamix : Lets gooo boys wtf hehe bitfinex up ;)
[2017-02-19 22:19:12] MikeHunt : James Bond: sounds like it might be the fee
[2017-02-19 22:19:18] MikeHunt : hmm
[2017-02-19 22:19:21] PepeLovesBitcoin : the -.0173 is the fee you paid to enter the position. when you close the position the unrealised will be added to the realised
[2017-02-19 22:19:32] PepeLovesBitcoin : what is your unrealised PNL?
[2017-02-19 22:19:43] BTCDJS : PepeLovesBitcoin: hes up 22%
[2017-02-19 22:19:50] BTCDJS : Pepe is right
[2017-02-19 22:20:06] BTCDJS : Bitcoin should be loved
[2017-02-19 22:20:11] mutato : time to squeeze
[2017-02-19 22:20:31] ross : bfx 1058
[2017-02-19 22:20:32] Tetsuo : rapidtrads: it´s up to you now, you are the "last bear standing"
[2017-02-19 22:20:42] James Bond : unrealized 0.050 realized -0.0173
[2017-02-19 22:20:42] BTCDJS : Tetsuo: you bull now?
[2017-02-19 22:20:53] Tetsuo : shorts closed
[2017-02-19 22:21:10] Ahhere : jesus everyone bull? no wonder I have 5 lights at 10x
[2017-02-19 22:21:45] MikeHunt : James Bond: check ur trade history
[2017-02-19 22:21:54] MikeHunt : James Bond: what was the actual price it was bought at etc.
[2017-02-19 22:22:07] Dynamix : that pump <3
[2017-02-19 22:22:24] Ahhere : pumpin aint easy @Dynamix
[2017-02-19 22:22:46] PepeLovesBitcoin : so your net .0327 in profit
[2017-02-19 22:22:57] ross : Ahhere: Caress it gently
[2017-02-19 22:23:20] BTCDJS : ross: thats cheating
[2017-02-19 22:23:20] James Bond : now up 40% lol does the unrealized chanes at some point? or only after I close position?
[2017-02-19 22:23:35] Ahhere : BTCDJS: feels right @ross
[2017-02-19 22:23:48] ross : James Bond: You're mark price must of been a lot lower
[2017-02-19 22:23:52] ross : your*
[2017-02-19 22:23:55] James Bond : thanks for the info guys
[2017-02-19 22:23:56] Ahhere : your
[2017-02-19 22:24:01] Ahhere : doh
[2017-02-19 22:24:06] PepeLovesBitcoin : unrealized changes constantly as price changes, realized changes when you close
[2017-02-19 22:24:20] MikeHunt : RoE can be quite misleading
[2017-02-19 22:24:27] Ahhere : return on ?
[2017-02-19 22:24:46] James Bond : thanks for the info guys
[2017-02-19 22:25:11] Ahhere : /pump
[2017-02-19 22:25:21] BTCDJS : /dump
[2017-02-19 22:26:09] ross : ima go take a shit now
[2017-02-19 22:26:16] ross : by the time i come back it better be 1060
[2017-02-19 22:26:21] Ahhere : t/rump
[2017-02-19 22:26:51] BTCDJS : ross: /ban ross
[2017-02-19 22:26:55] Coconuter : green dildo
[2017-02-19 22:27:00] Coconuter : enter me
[2017-02-19 22:27:00] BTCDJS : for being disgusting
[2017-02-19 22:27:38] BTCDJS : /price
[2017-02-19 22:27:39] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1057.4 (0.09%)
[2017-02-19 22:27:39] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1054.81 (0.27%)
[2017-02-19 22:27:39] trollbot : Kraken: 1058.09 (0.3%)
[2017-02-19 22:27:39] trollbot : GDAX: 1058.99 (0.03%)
[2017-02-19 22:27:39] trollbot : itBit: 1054.47 (0%)
[2017-02-19 22:27:41] trollbot : OKCoin: 1049.55 (0.09%)
[2017-02-19 22:28:17] Ahhere : MBGA
[2017-02-19 22:29:00] BTCDJS : /sentiment
[2017-02-19 22:29:03] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 8.83/91.18 Daily: 58.33/41.68 Weekly: 45.2/54.8 Monthly: 47.89/52.12
[2017-02-19 22:29:25] Ahhere : jaysis
[2017-02-19 22:29:30] ross : BTCDJS: in 2mins itll be 0/100 on hourly
[2017-02-19 22:29:36] -_- : Damn why did i close my long
[2017-02-19 22:29:52] -_- : Time to long the top
[2017-02-19 22:30:09] ross : -_-: I'll let you know when to start your long
[2017-02-19 22:30:10] BTCDJS : ross: dude are you seriously talking to me on your device while youre on the toilet?
[2017-02-19 22:30:25] MadDog : God bless you all this evening.
[2017-02-19 22:30:27] ross : BTCDJS: Mobile app's thing of the past
[2017-02-19 22:30:34] James Bond : where do u see the buy/sell ration. I see the bot posted
[2017-02-19 22:30:34] Ahhere : MadDog: lol hey father maddog
[2017-02-19 22:30:40] ross : Should expect this kind of behaviour
[2017-02-19 22:30:45] MadDog : Amen, Ahhere, bless you child.
[2017-02-19 22:30:56] BTCDJS : /ban MadDog
[2017-02-19 22:31:21] Ahhere : and also with you @MadDog
[2017-02-19 22:31:22] ross : swimming in profit
[2017-02-19 22:31:36] Ahhere : do you get paid to shit? @ross
[2017-02-19 22:31:45] BTCDJS : Ahhere: appears so
[2017-02-19 22:31:58] ross : well enjoy the ride
[2017-02-19 22:31:58] Ahhere : can you put in a good word?
[2017-02-19 22:32:38] ross : Ahhere: im quitting my job soon (when im rich) so I'll be able to hire you and BTCDJS, you can shit and get paid all day long
[2017-02-19 22:33:33] BTCDJS : ross: Thanks but no thanks. I wouldnt want to shit all day. Doesnt sound healthy
[2017-02-19 22:34:24] ross : BTCDJS: You better pray a dump happens and I lose everything
[2017-02-19 22:34:54] BTCDJS : why? I declined
[2017-02-19 22:35:15] ross : When i own all your bitcoins you may have no choice
[2017-02-19 22:35:42] BTCDJS : ross: doubt that will happen. I use good risk management
[2017-02-19 22:36:06] BTCDJS : Youll be gone within a month though
[2017-02-19 22:36:18] ross : I hope so too
[2017-02-19 22:36:18] BTCDJS : many of you 100x guys come and go
[2017-02-19 22:38:00] MikeHunt : also those who use cross and dont understand how leveraged it can be
[2017-02-19 22:38:56] ross : I'm cross right now
[2017-02-19 22:39:02] Dynamix : BTCDJS: Indeed
[2017-02-19 22:39:07] ross : but my leverage is 98%
[2017-02-19 22:39:08] Dynamix : Max I play with is 50x :)
[2017-02-19 22:39:12] ross : how can this be?
[2017-02-19 22:40:24] MikeHunt : ross: find out how much ur balance is worth in contracts at 1x
[2017-02-19 22:40:35] MikeHunt : then divide ur current trade contracts by that number
[2017-02-19 22:40:39] MikeHunt : then u have ur leverage on cross
[2017-02-19 22:40:55] ross : yea i know, was making a terrible joke
[2017-02-19 22:41:11] ross : forgot trollbox turned into seriousbox
[2017-02-19 22:41:14] MikeHunt : ross: so ur not 98x then?
[2017-02-19 22:41:18] ross : im not no
[2017-02-19 22:41:19] Dynamix : MikeHunt: Cross is really nice haha
[2017-02-19 22:41:27] Dynamix : I'm on that with 2 positions my liq is at 1000 lol
[2017-02-19 22:41:43] amaru : so we're not getting 1k? :(
[2017-02-19 22:41:43] James Bond : what is cross?
[2017-02-19 22:42:09] MikeHunt : James Bond: uses ur entire account as margin
[2017-02-19 22:42:12] MikeHunt : iirc
[2017-02-19 22:42:37] James Bond : thanks mike
[2017-02-19 22:43:32] Dynamix : BTC party time :D
[2017-02-19 22:43:52] ross : Dynamix: whats ur roe %
[2017-02-19 22:44:04] Dynamix : 103% lol
[2017-02-19 22:44:17] Dynamix : not many contracts at all though lol
[2017-02-19 22:44:30] Dynamix : I traded with 50x then I someone told me about cross lol
[2017-02-19 22:44:35] Dynamix : seems pretty cool tbh hehe
[2017-02-19 22:44:38] ross : im on 22.5
[2017-02-19 22:44:57] ross : but 0.6 so far
[2017-02-19 22:45:10] Dynamix : ross: Ohh shit that is a big position hehe
[2017-02-19 22:45:29] Dynamix : I wanna close at like 1070's
[2017-02-19 22:45:31] Dynamix : somewhere ...
[2017-02-19 22:45:33] Sam : How they calculate Realised PNL on trade?
[2017-02-19 22:45:41] ross : if it hits 1080 im good for a while
[2017-02-19 22:46:56] Dynamix : Sam: Thats the fee's and if you got filled while getting out it will add it to that
[2017-02-19 22:48:07] Sam : Dynamix: If I short It should be + value right?, If I limit my order
[2017-02-19 22:48:34] Dynamix : Sam: If u short now you will get rekd haha
[2017-02-19 22:48:43] Dynamix : It will be minus
[2017-02-19 22:48:53] Dynamix : unrealised pnl is the real % of your position
[2017-02-19 22:50:35] Dynamix : /price
[2017-02-19 22:50:36] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1051.88 (-0.28%)
[2017-02-19 22:50:36] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1057.4 (0%)
[2017-02-19 22:50:36] trollbot : Kraken: 1057.1 (-0.09%)
[2017-02-19 22:50:36] trollbot : GDAX: 1059.61 (0.06%)
[2017-02-19 22:50:36] trollbot : itBit: 1055.2 (0.07%)
[2017-02-19 22:50:37] Dynamix : /wall
[2017-02-19 22:50:37] trollbot : OKCoin: 1049.54 (0%)
[2017-02-19 22:50:37] trollbot : BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1052.93 => [1190 Ƀ] (9.58%) <= 1083.00 Bids: 1022.00 => [791 Ƀ] (3.67%) <= 1052.00
[2017-02-19 22:50:37] trollbot : BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1057.3 => [2502 Ƀ] (6.79%) <= 1087.6 Bids: 1027.1 => [1405 Ƀ] (-9.65%) <= 1057.1
[2017-02-19 22:50:49] thxforyourbtc! : anyone know a bitcoin betting site that offers e-sports?
[2017-02-19 22:50:58] thxforyourbtc! : i use directbet.eu which is great but no esports
[2017-02-19 22:51:05] Dynamix : Fuck esports
[2017-02-19 22:51:10] Dynamix : my aswell send your money to me lol
[2017-02-19 22:51:19] Dynamix : Play btc dice haha
[2017-02-19 22:51:34] thxforyourbtc! : https://www.twitch.tv/nalcs2
[2017-02-19 22:51:48] thxforyourbtc! : just made 1800 on last game only betting 250
[2017-02-19 22:51:55] mark121 : Cal-I bayview
[2017-02-19 22:51:55] JT : thxforyourbtc!: cloudbet
[2017-02-19 22:52:00] -_- : thxforyourbtc!: i Might know something but I'm not on my computer to check my bookmarks
[2017-02-19 22:52:38] ronensinger : Crap
[2017-02-19 22:52:52] ross : thxforyourbtc!: you can bet on esports now?
[2017-02-19 22:53:01] ross : where have i been living
[2017-02-19 22:53:06] thxforyourbtc! : thanks man
[2017-02-19 22:53:11] thxforyourbtc! : YES you can lol
[2017-02-19 22:53:16] thxforyourbtc! : its literally broken
[2017-02-19 22:53:23] thxforyourbtc! : I was diamond at this game
[2017-02-19 22:53:29] thxforyourbtc! : and have wqon every bet
[2017-02-19 22:53:32] mark121 : He's definitely 98
[2017-02-19 22:53:33] ross : im gold 3