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BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
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[2017-02-19 11:29:27] Dynamix : /joke
[2017-02-19 11:29:28] trollbot : My Son got sent home from school for the third time this year for letting a girl wank him off in class... ...I told him "maybe teaching isn't for you.."
[2017-02-19 11:29:32] Dynamix : My niggaa <3
[2017-02-19 11:29:35] Dynamix : You unban me ?
[2017-02-19 11:29:41] BTCDJS : yes
[2017-02-19 11:29:44] Dynamix : since when u a mod ?
[2017-02-19 11:29:54] Dynamix : you dont have that Bitmex _ YourName there
[2017-02-19 11:29:58] BTCDJS : the dawn of time
[2017-02-19 11:30:02] Dynamix : Right
[2017-02-19 11:30:06] Dynamix : you got insider knowledge
[2017-02-19 11:30:09] Dynamix : this is not fair ,
[2017-02-19 11:30:17] Dynamix : probs knew about those dumps and you longed the bottom of each 1
[2017-02-19 11:30:28] BTCDJS : no
[2017-02-19 11:34:13] BarefootFlash : Dynamix: Let's hope so
[2017-02-19 11:37:42] BarefootFlash : Lots of buyers to get through, though...
[2017-02-19 11:40:35] Dynamix : BarefootFlash: not so many
[2017-02-19 11:40:36] Dynamix : /wall
[2017-02-19 11:40:37] trollbot : BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1052.53 => [895 Ƀ] (-4.07%) <= 1083.00 Bids: 1021.00 => [858 Ƀ] (26.36%) <= 1051.01
[2017-02-19 11:40:37] trollbot : BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1058.4 => [2649 Ƀ] (-3.25%) <= 1088.4 Bids: 1027.1 => [1690 Ƀ] (14.27%) <= 1057.2
[2017-02-19 11:40:53] dafafa : guys, im a bit new, i want to set up a limit stop order, can I just put in on my position, in that close position field?
[2017-02-19 11:40:56] Dynamix : Faster way down than up
[2017-02-19 11:40:56] Dynamix : ;)
[2017-02-19 11:46:23] Dynamix : dafafa: Become my referral and I teach you the ropes of a good trader hehe
[2017-02-19 11:51:21] Ahhere : Dynamix: whats the referral thing?
[2017-02-19 11:51:29] bingbongfly : everyone is bearish, noone want to sell lol x)
[2017-02-19 11:52:01] Dynamix : Ahhere: You will have to create a new account under my link hehe :) I have a Skype group and all where we could talk
[2017-02-19 11:52:05] Dynamix : and get signals :D
[2017-02-19 11:52:21] Dynamix : Use of technical analysis and all of that nice stuff hehe
[2017-02-19 11:52:39] BarefootFlash : Dynamix: Oh yeah, I forgot you were doing that, haha
[2017-02-19 11:52:46] Ahhere : no i mean i have a friend who wants to use bitmex can i get smoething for referring?
[2017-02-19 11:52:59] Dynamix : Yes
[2017-02-19 11:53:04] Dynamix : he gets like 10% off fee's
[2017-02-19 11:53:10] Dynamix : and u get 10% off his fee's paid
[2017-02-19 11:53:17] Dynamix : which is a lot considering if u have big orders
[2017-02-19 11:53:24] Dynamix : I could've made over $50+ in just fees I guess
[2017-02-19 11:53:29] Ahhere : Ah found affiliate page
[2017-02-19 11:53:32] Ahhere : thx
[2017-02-19 11:53:40] Dynamix : Ahhere: Np :P
[2017-02-19 12:05:01] Ahhere : yikes fees add up
[2017-02-19 12:05:49] Ahhere : Dynamix: so how much have you made from affilliate and how many ppl did u refer
[2017-02-19 12:06:04] Dynamix : I have not referred anyone unfortunetly ;(
[2017-02-19 12:06:14] Dynamix : they dont wanna bet money lol
[2017-02-19 12:06:32] Dynamix : I wanted to get a guy who's in btc and fx in this
[2017-02-19 12:06:37] Dynamix : but was like nahh
[2017-02-19 12:06:39] Ahhere : ah thats a shame would suck to refer a friend, watch them lose lots of money and then say well thanks for the commission anyway bro
[2017-02-19 12:06:44] Dynamix : He has a lot of money
[2017-02-19 12:06:59] Dynamix : Lol well, its not my fault if he losses money
[2017-02-19 12:07:04] Dynamix : Unless i give him signals
[2017-02-19 12:07:06] Dynamix : or what n
[2017-02-19 12:07:29] Ahhere : I referred a friend but didnt use affiliate referral link oops nvrmnd
[2017-02-19 12:09:33] BarefootFlash : /wall
[2017-02-19 12:09:34] trollbot : BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1060.0 => [2696 Ƀ] (1.77%) <= 1090.0 Bids: 1029.9 => [1512 Ƀ] (-10.53%) <= 1059.9
[2017-02-19 12:09:34] trollbot : BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1056.74 => [910 Ƀ] (1.68%) <= 1087.28 Bids: 1023.45 => [826 Ƀ] (-3.73%) <= 1053.94
[2017-02-19 12:09:59] BarefootFlash : Ooh, ok. That looks a little nice
[2017-02-19 12:12:11] Ahhere : /sentiment
[2017-02-19 12:12:14] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 64.6/35.4 Daily: 48.37/51.63 Weekly: 45.19/54.81 Monthly: 47.64/52.36
[2017-02-19 12:12:32] BarefootFlash : Ahhere: Thanks. I was blanking on the word...
[2017-02-19 12:12:49] BarefootFlash : Need to sleep soon
[2017-02-19 12:12:56] Ahhere : BarefootFlash: /help
[2017-02-19 12:13:08] Ahhere : /help
[2017-02-19 12:13:08] trollbot : /price: Shows last trade price of BTC/USD on all major exchanges. /wall: Shows the wall of BTC orders on Bitfinex /sentiment: Shows market sentiment in Sell/Buy ratio. /joke: Shows a short joke from top reddit /r/jokes. /suggest [TEXT]: Send a suggestion to author of this bot. /? or /help: Shows list of commands and description. If you like this bot consider donating to 154DktRHXpiEjwQgJhdWWxw2rnNrHUo9wd
[2017-02-19 12:13:12] BarefootFlash : Haha, I didn't wanna look dumb
[2017-02-19 12:13:20] Ahhere : lol
[2017-02-19 12:14:02] BarefootFlash : Movie then bed. Hope this shoots down soon
[2017-02-19 12:23:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 40 @ 1052.58
[2017-02-19 12:23:27] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 5499 @ 1048.71
[2017-02-19 12:23:27] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 2000 @ 1048.64
[2017-02-19 12:23:32] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 20 @ 1046.49
[2017-02-19 12:23:32] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 4500 @ 1044.76
[2017-02-19 12:23:33] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBCH17`: sell 1500 @ 7096.7
[2017-02-19 12:23:33] REKT : :btc: :soon: :toilet:
[2017-02-19 12:23:37] BarefootFlash : Oh dang!!!
[2017-02-19 12:23:50] bingbongfly : wtf
[2017-02-19 12:23:54] Tetsuo : poof
[2017-02-19 12:23:55] Dynamix : Shiiit
[2017-02-19 12:23:59] Dynamix : Shiiit I knew it cal
[2017-02-19 12:24:20] Dynamix : called it haha dump to 1040's and lower
[2017-02-19 12:24:43] bingbongfly : this is why you always have low buys on mex ;)
[2017-02-19 12:24:53] bingbongfly : caught some buys at 1035
[2017-02-19 12:24:54] bingbongfly : weho
[2017-02-19 12:25:21] y1uy : bingbongfly: me too :D
[2017-02-19 12:25:33] bingbongfly : y1uy: congratz man! :D
[2017-02-19 12:25:40] bingbongfly : happy profits <3
[2017-02-19 12:25:43] y1uy : finex could go to 1045 though
[2017-02-19 12:25:48] y1uy : bingbongfly: you too
[2017-02-19 12:26:03] Dynamix : bingbongfly: 1035 ? :|
[2017-02-19 12:26:07] Dynamix : Finex is going to lower 1040's ;)
[2017-02-19 12:26:13] bingbongfly : Dynamix: on Xbth17
[2017-02-19 12:26:18] bingbongfly : It was half my short closed
[2017-02-19 12:26:24] Ahhere : btc ded
[2017-02-19 12:26:32] Ahhere : sad rly
[2017-02-19 12:26:52] bingbongfly : oh!
[2017-02-19 12:27:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 75000 @ 1032.23 **MEGA-REKT** :boom:
[2017-02-19 12:27:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 5000 @ 1031.98
[2017-02-19 12:27:12] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 53 @ 1041.88
[2017-02-19 12:27:12] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 13000 @ 1043.18
[2017-02-19 12:27:12] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 200 @ 1041.56
[2017-02-19 12:27:12] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 1000 @ 1042.17
[2017-02-19 12:27:20] Cryptonary : 920
[2017-02-19 12:27:41] bingbongfly : closed too soon
[2017-02-19 12:28:16] BarefootFlash : bingbongfly: Better than too late ;)
[2017-02-19 12:28:31] bingbongfly : BarefootFlash: I guess :)
[2017-02-19 12:30:23] y1uy : like i said
[2017-02-19 12:30:23] y1uy : :D
[2017-02-19 12:30:27] y1uy : we went to 1045
[2017-02-19 12:30:52] Ahhere : nice to get a shakeup
[2017-02-19 12:31:03] Ahhere : nobody wasting their time anymore
[2017-02-19 12:31:12] -_- : Didn't long enough at the bottom
[2017-02-19 12:31:43] -_- : Wish i bought that 75,000 rekt wall
[2017-02-19 12:32:03] y1uy : yeah i missed some good buys too
[2017-02-19 12:32:04] y1uy : 1025...
[2017-02-19 12:32:09] Dynamix : Pump it back to the MOOOOON heheh e
[2017-02-19 12:32:30] -_- : Okco1n spot dump
[2017-02-19 12:34:10] Dynamix : /price
[2017-02-19 12:34:11] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1047.71 (4.77%)
[2017-02-19 12:34:11] trollbot : Kraken: 1048.69 (4.87%)
[2017-02-19 12:34:11] trollbot : GDAX: 1054.77 (5.48%)
[2017-02-19 12:34:12] Dynamix : /wall
[2017-02-19 12:34:12] trollbot : OKCoin: 1041.0 (4.1%)
[2017-02-19 12:34:12] trollbot : itBit: 1049.45 (4.95%)
[2017-02-19 12:34:13] trollbot : BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1046.46 => [533 Ƀ] (-41.43%) <= 1076.82 Bids: 1015.15 => [955 Ƀ] (15.62%) <= 1045.24
[2017-02-19 12:34:13] trollbot : BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1049.0 => [1870 Ƀ] (-30.64%) <= 1079.0 Bids: 1018.7 => [1419 Ƀ] (-6.15%) <= 1048.9
[2017-02-19 12:35:24] Ahhere : going up floor please?
[2017-02-19 12:35:52] Dynamix : mar 31 up time :D
[2017-02-19 12:36:10] rapidtrades : every f*cking dip
[2017-02-19 12:36:16] rapidtrades : how stupid are these retrads
[2017-02-19 12:36:35] o.O : all of the stupid
[2017-02-19 12:36:53] Dynamix : 850 btc to 1070 on bfx
[2017-02-19 12:36:55] rapidtrades : /price
[2017-02-19 12:36:56] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1046.00 (-0.16%)
[2017-02-19 12:36:56] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1049.9 (0.09%)
[2017-02-19 12:36:56] trollbot : Kraken: 1048.68 (0%)
[2017-02-19 12:36:56] trollbot : GDAX: 1054.77 (0%)
[2017-02-19 12:36:57] trollbot : itBit: 1049.45 (0%)
[2017-02-19 12:36:57] Dynamix : We will see that today trust me guys haha
[2017-02-19 12:36:58] trollbot : OKCoin: 1043.0 (0.19%)
[2017-02-19 12:37:12] Dynamix : Got most people out ;)
[2017-02-19 12:37:23] Dynamix : Its time to pump like crazyy :
[2017-02-19 12:38:45] rapidtrades : how did a 2% fall ' got most ppl out'
[2017-02-19 12:38:56] rapidtrades : do u longers even think before typing
[2017-02-19 12:38:58] y1uy : mark price didnt move much
[2017-02-19 12:39:16] y1uy : i dont see it going below 1040 on finex
[2017-02-19 12:39:27] y1uy : if we do we will break overall uptrend though
[2017-02-19 12:39:28] rapidtrades : finex is not in the mark
[2017-02-19 12:39:34] rapidtrades : cos its a scam exchange
[2017-02-19 12:39:36] y1uy : ik
[2017-02-19 12:39:43] y1uy : what is on the mark?
[2017-02-19 12:39:57] Dynamix : a smooth uptrend is definetly possible on this
[2017-02-19 12:40:01] Dynamix : Look at the buy walls on bfx
[2017-02-19 12:40:09] Dynamix : They dumped so shorts get cut off
[2017-02-19 12:40:21] Dynamix : bull run to 1070's :P
[2017-02-19 12:40:34] rapidtrades : closing this chat so i don't have to read longs bullshit
[2017-02-19 12:40:42] rapidtrades : sayonara
[2017-02-19 12:40:48] rapidtrades : see u at 880
[2017-02-19 12:40:52] Alignment : rapidtrades: im short to
[2017-02-19 12:41:02] Alignment : rapidtrades: feels good to be among you rapid
[2017-02-19 12:41:15] y1uy : plunge protection team
[2017-02-19 12:42:15] jonny : high leverage is one of the best kept jokes
[2017-02-19 12:42:40] jonny : similarily to the the world is(nt) round
[2017-02-19 12:43:27] Ahhere : rapidtrades: close ur short
[2017-02-19 12:46:02] BTCDJS : swap price looks like its being held up with tooth picks
[2017-02-19 12:46:09] BTCDJS : very limpy
[2017-02-19 12:46:57] BarefootFlash : BTCDJS: Think we'll keep going?
[2017-02-19 12:47:09] Dynamix : BarefootFlash: We will keep going uppp :D
[2017-02-19 12:47:10] BTCDJS : NOPE
[2017-02-19 12:47:28] BarefootFlash : BTCDJS: Down, I mean
[2017-02-19 12:47:42] BTCDJS : BarefootFlash: YUP
[2017-02-19 12:48:08] BarefootFlash : Guess we'll see
[2017-02-19 12:48:31] -_- : $30 bounce
[2017-02-19 12:48:33] sleger : BTCDJS: 69 out of 1000, there is progress, you are now less than 10% of the trollbox. Maybe your trading will even improve.
[2017-02-19 12:50:01] BTCDJS : sleger: what kind of insane person goes round counting how many times someone speaks in the trollbox. You bored?
[2017-02-19 12:50:26] sleger : takes 10 s and limits spam
[2017-02-19 12:51:02] BTCDJS : k whos next?
[2017-02-19 12:51:21] BTCDJS : thank you for your service
[2017-02-19 12:51:26] Alignment : sleger: do you see ETF approved?
[2017-02-19 12:51:55] sleger : I agree with market odds
[2017-02-19 12:52:02] Alignment : yeah i was thinking the same
[2017-02-19 12:52:10] Alignment : i was just looking at btc weekly chart and maybe im being greedy
[2017-02-19 12:52:22] Alignment : its a cup and handle we are drawing
[2017-02-19 12:52:30] Alignment : the big one
[2017-02-19 12:52:34] sleger : i dont think anyone is drawing anything
[2017-02-19 12:52:37] sleger : not even god
[2017-02-19 12:52:38] jonny : guys what if the etf request will gracefully be withdrawn to avoid rejection?
[2017-02-19 12:52:51] sleger : jonny: dude its not what if
[2017-02-19 12:52:58] sleger : that IS how they get rejected
[2017-02-19 12:53:05] Alignment : sleger: we are all drawing it with our actions
[2017-02-19 12:53:07] sleger : they are never rejected, they are always withdrawn
[2017-02-19 12:53:15] jonny : sleger: but the contract on bitmex does not describe this
[2017-02-19 12:53:17] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 545 @ 1049.41
[2017-02-19 12:53:23] jonny : sleger: it just sais rejected or not
[2017-02-19 12:53:42] sleger : then its poor wording and they should clarify and nobody should trade it before they do
[2017-02-19 12:53:56] sleger : Alignment: does it also work during 3rd quarter of moon phase ?
[2017-02-19 12:54:28] jonny : sleger: thanks lets call them@bitmex_???
[2017-02-19 12:55:32] jonny : turn ahhround
[2017-02-19 12:55:45] jonny : every now and then i get a little bit nervous
[2017-02-19 12:55:51] jonny : but nothing really happened to bitcoin
[2017-02-19 12:57:00] 10 : got a nice long in at 1040
[2017-02-19 12:57:22] BarefootFlash : 10: Nice!
[2017-02-19 12:57:41] BarefootFlash : I bought outta my short (at a loss), but better than the alternative
[2017-02-19 12:57:53] 10 : oh yea
[2017-02-19 12:58:07] 10 : market is weird right now
[2017-02-19 12:58:14] BarefootFlash : Yeah, for sure
[2017-02-19 12:58:31] BarefootFlash : I think I'm going to try to slowly make it back
[2017-02-19 12:58:31] thomaskikansha : we gaining momentum to go up?
[2017-02-19 12:59:10] 10 : long to 1052 in the next 15min
[2017-02-19 13:00:20] Dynamix : thomaskikansha: Yesss :)
[2017-02-19 13:01:42] BarefootFlash : Didn't catch the buy that low though :(
[2017-02-19 13:02:13] 10 : It was moving pretty fast
[2017-02-19 13:03:22] -_- : there was 50k bought at 1025 xbth17
[2017-02-19 13:07:23] BarefootFlash : 10: Think it'll drop a little before it goes up more?
[2017-02-19 13:08:32] 10 : BarefootFlash: the lowest it could hit is 1046.76
[2017-02-19 13:10:27] 10 : get ready to go long
[2017-02-19 13:10:34] 10 : its about to drop
[2017-02-19 13:11:06] 10 : there she goes
[2017-02-19 13:12:20] BarefootFlash : Awesome, got it
[2017-02-19 13:12:27] 10 : Beauty
[2017-02-19 13:12:36] BarefootFlash : I was trying to hit 45 after a 47 short
[2017-02-19 13:12:39] BarefootFlash : x.x
[2017-02-19 13:12:49] BarefootFlash : Not great at this yet
[2017-02-19 13:13:21] 10 : are you long now?
[2017-02-19 13:13:25] BarefootFlash : Yep
[2017-02-19 13:13:36] 10 : Great
[2017-02-19 13:13:47] 10 : Sell at 48
[2017-02-19 13:14:36] -_- : close longs into this dead cat
[2017-02-19 13:14:40] -_- : buy back under 1000
[2017-02-19 13:15:05] BarefootFlash : 10: Ah, super small
[2017-02-19 13:15:38] 10 : Yep small gains then compound
[2017-02-19 13:15:52] BarefootFlash : Just wasn't thinking that small
[2017-02-19 13:15:58] BarefootFlash : Thanks
[2017-02-19 13:16:25] 10 : We just gain $0.50 per trade and compound
[2017-02-19 13:16:40] BarefootFlash : Cool
[2017-02-19 13:17:05] 10 : Small gains compounds quickly
[2017-02-19 13:19:34] Dynamix : 1060's + here we commee
[2017-02-19 13:21:29] BTCDJS : 880 Soon
[2017-02-19 13:21:52] BTCDJS : /price
[2017-02-19 13:21:52] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1049.00 (0.29%)
[2017-02-19 13:21:52] trollbot : Kraken: 1050.14 (0.14%)
[2017-02-19 13:21:52] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1052.4 (0.24%)
[2017-02-19 13:21:53] trollbot : GDAX: 1056.63 (0.18%)
[2017-02-19 13:21:53] trollbot : itBit: 1052 (0.24%)
[2017-02-19 13:22:00] BTCDJS : /sentiment
[2017-02-19 13:22:03] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 72.48/27.52 Daily: 53.8/46.2 Weekly: 45.83/54.17 Monthly: 47.74/52.26
[2017-02-19 13:22:22] BTCDJS : /wall
[2017-02-19 13:22:22] Farzad : /wall
[2017-02-19 13:22:22] trollbot : BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1049.50 => [803 Ƀ] (50.66%) <= 1079.64 Bids: 1019.00 => [886 Ƀ] (-7.23%) <= 1049.00
[2017-02-19 13:22:22] trollbot : BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1052.4 => [1980 Ƀ] (5.88%) <= 1082.5 Bids: 1022.0 => [1616 Ƀ] (13.88%) <= 1052.0
[2017-02-19 13:22:22] trollbot : BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1049.50 => [803 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1079.64 Bids: 1019.00 => [886 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1049.00
[2017-02-19 13:22:23] trollbot : BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1052.4 => [1980 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1082.5 Bids: 1022.0 => [1616 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1052.0
[2017-02-19 13:22:34] Farzad : at the same time ! lol
[2017-02-19 13:24:07] Tetsuo : /ban farzad
[2017-02-19 13:24:12] BTCDJS : Sorry Moon kids. Party is nearly over. Grab your coats and dont let the doorknob hit ya where the good lord split ya
[2017-02-19 13:24:35] BTCDJS : Tetsuo: do your commands work?
[2017-02-19 13:24:45] Tetsuo : /ban BTCDJS
[2017-02-19 13:25:03] BTCDJS : no try a diffrent one
[2017-02-19 13:25:04] Farzad : /ban Tetsuo
[2017-02-19 13:25:08] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-19 13:25:13] Farzad : :D
[2017-02-19 13:25:13] BTCDJS : lol
[2017-02-19 13:25:25] BTCDJS : /unban Tetsuo
[2017-02-19 13:25:31] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-19 13:25:32] trollbot : I love abortions They really bring out the kid in you
[2017-02-19 13:25:41] Tetsuo : /ban rapidtrades
[2017-02-19 13:25:45] BTCDJS : there you go
[2017-02-19 13:26:15] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-19 13:26:16] trollbot : My child doesn't eat meat, what to substitute it with? A dog, dogs eat meat
[2017-02-19 13:26:26] Tetsuo : /ban Farzad i said
[2017-02-19 13:26:33] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-19 13:26:35] trollbot : I thought a vasectomy wouldn't get my wife pregnant.. Turns out, all it does is just change the color of the baby.
[2017-02-19 13:27:38] Dynamix : Pumping time on btc :D
[2017-02-19 13:29:19] -_- : Need another cheap coins dump
[2017-02-19 13:30:35] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-19 13:30:37] trollbot : Breaking News: Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall On the condition he gets to install windows.
[2017-02-19 13:30:42] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-19 13:30:47] trollbot : If it looks like a duck, and sounds like a duck... It probably identifies as a napkin and how dare you assume it's species.
[2017-02-19 13:31:21] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-19 13:31:23] trollbot : Just asked Siri. "Surely it's not going to rain today?" She said "it will, and don't call me Shirley" ...Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode.
[2017-02-19 13:33:29] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-19 13:33:54] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-19 13:33:56] trollbot : The Imperial Wizard of the KKK was just found dead near a river in Missouri... Man, the moment the EPA gets threatened people start dropping white trash in our water.
[2017-02-19 13:34:29] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-19 13:34:31] trollbot : My ex-girlfriend says she has a stalker. I have to say I'm surprised. In all the time I've spent hanging around her house, hiding in the bushes, watching her come and go...I've never seen any signs of a stalker.
[2017-02-19 13:35:00] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-19 13:35:02] trollbot : I'm sick of people comparing Trump to Hitler. Hitler wrote his own book.
[2017-02-19 13:35:31] BTCDJS : come on man. One good joke
[2017-02-19 13:35:39] BTCDJS : just one will do
[2017-02-19 13:35:43] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-19 13:35:44] trollbot : Did you hear what NASA's new slogan will be once their budget is cut? "NASA: The Sky's The Limit"
[2017-02-19 13:35:50] BTCDJS : fck it
[2017-02-19 13:35:57] Farzad : Tetsuo: I fixed it, you can ban me now ! try again.
[2017-02-19 13:36:23] heheh lo : lol at etf
[2017-02-19 13:36:26] Tetsuo : /ban Farzad
[2017-02-19 13:36:27] trollbot : Critical Error! God is unbannable! You are banned and will get REKT soon. :D
[2017-02-19 13:36:37] Tetsuo : All power to the people
[2017-02-19 13:36:39] BarefootFlash : trollbot: Hahaha
[2017-02-19 13:36:40] BarefootFlash : Classis
[2017-02-19 13:36:41] BTCDJS : lol
[2017-02-19 13:36:45] Tetsuo : :-(
[2017-02-19 13:36:57] Farzad : lol
[2017-02-19 13:37:32] Dynamix : Pump it up :) MAR 31
[2017-02-19 13:39:00] BarefootFlash : /sentiment
[2017-02-19 13:39:03] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 52.82/47.18 Daily: 53.76/46.24 Weekly: 45.85/54.15 Monthly: 47.76/52.24
[2017-02-19 13:39:07] BTCDJS : Hungry
[2017-02-19 13:45:05] -_- : Eat some cheap Bitcoins
[2017-02-19 13:46:04] -_- : Dash provided good gains
[2017-02-19 13:47:16] HAL__ : I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't do that.
[2017-02-19 13:47:34] Dynamix : /wall
[2017-02-19 13:47:34] trollbot : BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1049.18 => [850 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1079.20 Bids: 1018.18 => [926 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1048.35
[2017-02-19 13:47:35] trollbot : BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1051.1 => [2050 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1081.1 Bids: 1020.5 => [1602 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1050.5
[2017-02-19 13:47:48] Dynamix : lol 850 btc to 1080 on bitstamp haha
[2017-02-19 13:48:32] sleger : lol 900 btc to 1020
[2017-02-19 13:48:44] guacamole : hilarious
[2017-02-19 13:48:45] sleger : whats your point
[2017-02-19 13:48:58] Dynamix : Bfx will pump man :)
[2017-02-19 13:49:07] Dynamix : Its what I'm saying , up to 1060-65 again
[2017-02-19 13:49:13] Dynamix : then probs gonna just move upwards
[2017-02-19 13:49:17] sleger : walls are symetric
[2017-02-19 13:49:35] sleger : i dont see anything interesting or worthy of a "lol" there
[2017-02-19 13:50:07] ross : /Sentiment
[2017-02-19 13:50:08] -_- : Pump futures
[2017-02-19 13:50:33] Dynamix : This corrections got most shorters out, we are gonna move 1090 this time :)
[2017-02-19 13:50:43] Dynamix : sleger: Lol, okay ;)
[2017-02-19 13:50:55] HAL__ : ust what do you think you're doing, Dynamix ?
[2017-02-19 13:51:16] guacamole : Dynamix: i don't think you can clear out all shorters in 5 minutes
[2017-02-19 13:51:16] Dynamix : HAL__: Idk,? what I'm doing is trading nahh ?
[2017-02-19 13:51:35] Dynamix : guacamole: Not all, but didnt you see so many liquid on here ?
[2017-02-19 13:51:44] Dynamix : + A lot of bfx dick heads got liquidated hehe
[2017-02-19 13:51:56] Dynamix : the wall tightened a lot to 1070's ;)
[2017-02-19 13:52:03] HAL__ : That's a very nice rendering, Dynamix. I think you've improved a great deal.
[2017-02-19 13:52:32] Dynamix : HAL__: Haha, do you know me ? :P
[2017-02-19 13:52:41] Dynamix : Allways more room for improvement though ;)
[2017-02-19 13:52:55] HAL__ : I'm sorry, Dynamix, I think you missed it. Queen to Bishop 3, Bishop takes Queen, Knight takes Bishop. Mate.
[2017-02-19 13:52:59] Dynamix : I started setting limits and shit for longs its starting to get good
[2017-02-19 13:53:08] Dynamix : HAL__: Fuck, Check Mate ;)
[2017-02-19 13:53:26] HAL__ : Thank you for a very enjoyable game.
[2017-02-19 13:56:30] ross : /sentiment
[2017-02-19 13:56:32] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 63.78/36.22 Daily: 53.7/46.31 Weekly: 45.87/54.13 Monthly: 47.78/52.22
[2017-02-19 13:58:35] Dynamix : going up boys and girls ;)
[2017-02-19 13:58:51] Dynamix : HAL__: Haha, too bad I dont really know how to play chess
[2017-02-19 13:59:00] Dynamix : I will learn when I'm like 30-40 and nothing better to do lol
[2017-02-19 14:00:39] HAL__ : I'm completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.
[2017-02-19 14:01:27] ross : 880 soon
[2017-02-19 14:01:34] y1uy : Does bitflyer offer free trading on their platform?
[2017-02-19 14:01:35] Dynamix : HAL__: Are you an AI ?
[2017-02-19 14:01:50] y1uy : I was thinking maybe bots migrated there
[2017-02-19 14:01:55] yungyang : y1uy: yes
[2017-02-19 14:02:11] y1uy : yungyang: thanks, ever used it?
[2017-02-19 14:02:15] Dynamix : y1uy: They are just like immigrants in europe
[2017-02-19 14:02:16] yungyang : quoine too
[2017-02-19 14:02:30] yungyang : i haven't, only read about it
[2017-02-19 14:02:47] HAL__ : Let me put it this way, Dynamix. The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.
[2017-02-19 14:03:26] y1uy : lol k
[2017-02-19 14:03:27] Dynamix : HAL__: Fucking hell, so much information that I needed.
[2017-02-19 14:03:43] Dynamix : I never seen you here Hal u recently
[2017-02-19 14:03:44] Dynamix : joined ?
[2017-02-19 14:03:49] y1uy : computers are dumb
[2017-02-19 14:03:52] Dynamix : /price
[2017-02-19 14:03:52] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1054.2 (5.42%)
[2017-02-19 14:03:52] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1050.99 (5.1%)
[2017-02-19 14:03:52] trollbot : Kraken: 1050 (5%)
[2017-02-19 14:03:53] trollbot : itBit: 1052.36 (5.24%)
[2017-02-19 14:03:53] trollbot : OKCoin: 1045.99 (4.6%)
[2017-02-19 14:03:53] trollbot : GDAX: 1056.83 (5.68%)
[2017-02-19 14:04:08] Dynamix : y1uy: Are they really ? Or they are just dumb because they dont have feelings :P
[2017-02-19 14:04:21] Dynamix : I guess the question will be answered in the next future
[2017-02-19 14:04:38] Dynamix : We wouldnt live without technology so , we might actually be the stupid ones haha
[2017-02-19 14:04:56] y1uy : Dynamix: emotion could be replicated, but it'd be synthetic
[2017-02-19 14:05:18] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-19 14:05:20] Dynamix : y1uy: Could be replicated but still wouldnt be at its finest or well who can know for sure
[2017-02-19 14:05:20] trollbot : If I had a dollar for every racist thing I said a black guy would probably rob me.
[2017-02-19 14:05:31] Dynamix : Thats a nice joke still haha
[2017-02-19 14:05:33] Dynamix : /joke
[2017-02-19 14:05:34] HAL__ : I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992.
[2017-02-19 14:05:35] trollbot : My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up, I got her an identical one. She was livid. "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?" ([Gary Delaney](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glPYI_g_kf4))
[2017-02-19 14:05:47] Tetsuo : HAL: despite your enormous intellect, are you ever frustrated by your dependence on people to carry out actions?
[2017-02-19 14:05:48] Dynamix : lololol
[2017-02-19 14:05:58] y1uy : HAL__: what coins does Hal baghold?
[2017-02-19 14:06:23] Dynamix : buy HEAT and Antshares lololol
[2017-02-19 14:06:26] HAL__ : Not in the slightest bit. I enjoy working with people. I have a stimulating relationship with Dr. Poole and Dr. Bowman. My mission responsibilities range over the entire operation of the ship, so I am constantly occupied. I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
[2017-02-19 14:06:52] Dynamix : HAL__: I never knew trolls will get to such an intellectual level lol.
[2017-02-19 14:06:58] HAL__ : HAL only holds halcoins.
[2017-02-19 14:07:09] Dynamix : Where can I hold some ?
[2017-02-19 14:07:13] Dynamix : I wanna be a Hal Millionaire
[2017-02-19 14:07:39] Tetsuo : HAL, I won't argue with you any more! Open the doors!
[2017-02-19 14:07:40] Dynamix : How big can mar 31 go ? :D
[2017-02-19 14:07:41] HAL__ : I'm sorry, Dynamix. I'm afraid you can't do that.
[2017-02-19 14:08:04] Tetsuo : All right, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
[2017-02-19 14:08:12] Dynamix : HAL__: Pssfff... allright I'll buy DynamicCoin
[2017-02-19 14:08:18] Dynamix : got my own coin actually guys ;)
[2017-02-19 14:08:19] HAL__ : Tetsuo, this conversation can serve no purpose any more. Goodbye.
[2017-02-19 14:08:49] Dynamix : get some DMC guys and baghold ima pump soon ;)
[2017-02-19 14:08:55] Sultan Pepper : Wtf is happening?
[2017-02-19 14:09:37] Sultan Pepper : sleger hacked ronensinger, now this H.A.L. Wannabe
[2017-02-19 14:10:21] Tetsuo : The end is near!
[2017-02-19 14:10:22] Sultan Pepper : Sleger *did not* hack ronensinger, my bad
[2017-02-19 14:10:30] sleger : thanks
[2017-02-19 14:10:41] Tetsuo : Sleger , plz give those coins back to Finex!
[2017-02-19 14:10:45] thomaskikansha : I just noticed COIN got dumped hard
[2017-02-19 14:11:01] Tetsuo : thomaskikansha: nice buy side
[2017-02-19 14:11:02] Tetsuo : lel
[2017-02-19 14:11:22] thomaskikansha : even 2.02 traded wtf
[2017-02-19 14:11:43] Tetsuo : we are getting near the real market Odds for COIN happening
[2017-02-19 14:12:56] Sultan Pepper : But, but, but, bitMEX says there's a 33% chance!
[2017-02-19 14:13:19] HAL__ : Look Sultan Pepper, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
[2017-02-19 14:13:55] sleger : lol
[2017-02-19 14:13:59] Sultan Pepper : --breaks out the opiates--
[2017-02-19 14:15:09] Sultan Pepper : --overdoses--
[2017-02-19 14:15:18] heheh lo : shud i dump
[2017-02-19 14:15:18] heheh lo : hehe
[2017-02-19 14:15:48] Sultan Pepper : --sits face down hard on concrete--
[2017-02-19 14:16:00] Sultan Pepper : THANKS hal
[2017-02-19 14:17:09] GrimReaper_ : Thy longs shalt be rekt.
[2017-02-19 14:18:09] heheh lo : GrimReaper_: hehe
[2017-02-19 14:19:45] Rapidtrades : Problems longs?
[2017-02-19 14:21:37] Sultan Pepper : Nah
[2017-02-19 14:21:45] Rapidtrades : 5XX is where we are headed.
[2017-02-19 14:22:00] Sultan Pepper : OH NO
[2017-02-19 14:22:03] Rapidtrades : This is not sustainable
[2017-02-19 14:22:08] sleger : that's probably the AI version trained on rapid sample
[2017-02-19 14:22:15] Sultan Pepper : hahaha
[2017-02-19 14:22:18] sleger : then it might talk about f*ck and mothers
[2017-02-19 14:22:29] sleger : and then start over again
[2017-02-19 14:23:21] Rapidtrades : How does it feel to be in the same boat as the newbies Sleger?
[2017-02-19 14:24:20] heheh lo : etf is already priced in, etf most likely would get rejected then boom
[2017-02-19 14:24:50] Rapidtrades : ^^^this guy
[2017-02-19 14:25:17] Rapidtrades : See you at 880 longers
[2017-02-19 14:25:32] heheh lo : SEC knows what they are gonna do
[2017-02-19 14:25:44] Sultan Pepper : Rapidtrades: i hope so, i'll get some cheap coinage while we're there
[2017-02-19 14:25:57] heheh lo : yes, we loves cheap coin
[2017-02-19 14:26:12] heheh lo : let us go down back to 800+
[2017-02-19 14:26:18] heheh lo : shake out delusional peoples
[2017-02-19 14:38:43] Dynamix : /price
[2017-02-19 14:38:43] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1050.54 (-0.04%)
[2017-02-19 14:38:43] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1056.0 (0.17%)
[2017-02-19 14:38:43] trollbot : GDAX: 1058.86 (0.19%)
[2017-02-19 14:38:44] trollbot : itBit: 1055.07 (0.26%)
[2017-02-19 14:38:44] trollbot : Kraken: 1054 (0.38%)
[2017-02-19 14:38:45] trollbot : OKCoin: 1048.8 (0.27%)
[2017-02-19 14:38:53] Dynamix : Look at bfx going upp :D lets goo back up there guys ;)
[2017-02-19 14:39:57] 10 : Seems a little flat this morning
[2017-02-19 14:44:11] Dynamix : Huuuge buy wall added on bfx :)
[2017-02-19 14:44:27] -_- : Makes me mad. Wanted to all in long high leverage that dip
[2017-02-19 14:44:34] -_- : Was so quick though
[2017-02-19 14:44:42] Dynamix : /wall
[2017-02-19 14:44:43] trollbot : BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1053.46 => [672 Ƀ] (-20.94%) <= 1083.57 Bids: 1019.84 => [928 Ƀ] (0.22%) <= 1049.98
[2017-02-19 14:44:43] trollbot : BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1055.9 => [2783 Ƀ] (35.76%) <= 1085.9 Bids: 1025.8 => [1467 Ƀ] (-8.43%) <= 1055.8
[2017-02-19 14:44:44] amaru : wow
[2017-02-19 14:44:54] amaru : all fun happens on weekends
[2017-02-19 14:45:04] -_- : Etf believers out in full force next 20 days
[2017-02-19 14:46:30] Dynamix : Yupp, we going to new hiiiighs
[2017-02-19 14:48:56] -_- : For the wall command it should include current price
[2017-02-19 14:54:04] sleger : -_-: itdoes dummy
[2017-02-19 15:33:32] n00b : I don't know if I'm using margin correctly, my slider is at 100 but it looks like I have typical Profit/Loss for the amount of BTC personally invested
[2017-02-19 15:38:34] REKT : Liquidated long on `XRP7D`: sell 1200 @ 0.00000550
[2017-02-19 15:38:54] amaru : lol
[2017-02-19 15:42:23] amaru : /price
[2017-02-19 15:42:23] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1052.00 (0.14%)
[2017-02-19 15:42:24] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1056.3 (0.03%)
[2017-02-19 15:42:24] trollbot : Kraken: 1057.25 (0.31%)
[2017-02-19 15:42:24] trollbot : itBit: 1054.5 (-0.05%)
[2017-02-19 15:42:25] trollbot : OKCoin: 1048.67 (-0.01%)
[2017-02-19 15:42:25] trollbot : GDAX: 1057.5 (-0.13%)
[2017-02-19 15:42:32] amaru : /sentiment
[2017-02-19 15:42:34] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 63.96/36.04 Daily: 53.76/46.24 Weekly: 45.83/54.17 Monthly: 47.79/52.21
[2017-02-19 15:43:03] rapidtrades : burn in hell COIN etf
[2017-02-19 15:43:44] BarefootFlash : rapidtrades: ++
[2017-02-19 15:43:45] rapidtrades : even that 18% is a bargain
[2017-02-19 15:46:21] rapidtrades : going back to exile until 880 is hit
[2017-02-19 15:53:41] sleger : so nice of you to leave bargains for the other people
[2017-02-19 15:55:00] ronensinger : Good morning, my friends
[2017-02-19 15:55:41] sleger : same IP as yesterday huh
[2017-02-19 15:55:48] ronensinger : Lmao already
[2017-02-19 15:56:14] ronensinger : sleger: Give it a rest sleger. Yesterday I shut down all my servers cause of you
[2017-02-19 15:56:33] sleger : lol
[2017-02-19 15:56:55] ronensinger : sleger: I still havent turned ronen.io back on
[2017-02-19 15:56:56] rullwull : what i missed yesterday?
[2017-02-19 15:57:16] sleger : rullwull: i managed to convince him I hacked him
[2017-02-19 15:57:27] sleger : *but I didnt !*
[2017-02-19 15:58:25] ronensinger : sleger: Profitable day today sleger?
[2017-02-19 15:58:29] Nutella : sleger: plz don't hax me
[2017-02-19 15:58:45] sleger : Nutella: I had you for breakfast
[2017-02-19 15:58:49] ronensinger : The spread is pretty big today
[2017-02-19 15:58:56] ronensinger : All the better
[2017-02-19 15:59:19] rullwull : sleger: next time no mercy for him)
[2017-02-19 15:59:34] sleger : profitbable I dont know, i have large positions so my pnl varies quickly by few thousand dollars, doesnt mean anything, dont know if up or down, but probably unchanged
[2017-02-19 16:00:17] ronensinger : sleger: What happened three hours ago
[2017-02-19 16:00:25] ronensinger : Looks like a flash crash
[2017-02-19 16:00:47] sleger : no just a tiny dump
[2017-02-19 16:00:53] sleger : made by tiny shorters
[2017-02-19 16:01:00] sleger : with tiny peepees
[2017-02-19 16:01:53] Nutella : short poors hihi
[2017-02-19 16:02:34] BTCDJS : Top contract holder on okcoin has decreased his position by 5660 contracts
[2017-02-19 16:03:05] ronensinger : Shit
[2017-02-19 16:03:10] ronensinger : I just blew out my earbuds
[2017-02-19 16:03:10] Nutella : only 500k
[2017-02-19 16:03:15] sleger : he is slowly buying back with less bitcoins than before
[2017-02-19 16:03:17] ronensinger : Bass was too strong
[2017-02-19 16:04:11] BTCDJS : /suggest get the same data about the contract holder like this twitter account does https://twitter.com/whalecalls/status/833345649173204994
[2017-02-19 16:04:11] trollbot : Thanks! got your suggestion buddy :D
[2017-02-19 16:06:08] ronensinger : Do you think Bitmex trades on their own echange?
[2017-02-19 16:06:28] sleger : /suggest make sleger your master or I will hack all farzad btc