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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2017-02-17 19:18:37] heheh lo : 78% [2017-02-17 19:19:28] MikeHunt : :O [2017-02-17 19:19:36] grimm : Is there a way to modify the chart so it's showing the mark price as the priceline? [2017-02-17 19:20:01] MikeHunt : really up to china at this points [2017-02-17 19:20:06] MikeHunt : they are on triangle edge [2017-02-17 19:20:27] MikeHunt : (okc cny) [2017-02-17 19:20:37] BTCDJS : Ahhere:https://youtu.be/GcnBuE3ExWo [2017-02-17 19:21:25] BTC-Noob : china is not leading anymore, japan is the new king [2017-02-17 19:21:41] MikeHunt : is it CNY in the bitmex index or USD okc? [2017-02-17 19:21:53] Tetsuo : China will crush BTC first and Japan later. [2017-02-17 19:22:20] ThruTheFloor : BTC-Noob: Japan has absolutely no volume... [2017-02-17 19:22:33] heheh lo : ThruTheFloor: thats right. they are ready [2017-02-17 19:22:34] MikeHunt : Tetsuo: u short atm? [2017-02-17 19:22:53] Tetsuo : yes [2017-02-17 19:23:21] BTC-Noob : i think the btc market leader or leaders just lost control over btc and soon we get rekt or leave the market [2017-02-17 19:23:36] MikeHunt : Tetsuo: how low 1040? [2017-02-17 19:23:52] Tetsuo : don´t know yet [2017-02-17 19:23:55] Dynamix : There it goes [2017-02-17 19:23:56] Dynamix : /price [2017-02-17 19:23:57] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1054.9 (-0.03%) [2017-02-17 19:23:57] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1054.51 (-0.05%) [2017-02-17 19:23:57] trollbot : itBit: 1054 (-0.2%) [2017-02-17 19:23:57] trollbot : GDAX: 1051.08 (-0.28%) [2017-02-17 19:23:57] trollbot : Kraken: 1058.28 (0.31%) [2017-02-17 19:23:59] BTC-Noob : ThruTheFloor: they filled their pockets already [2017-02-17 19:23:59] trollbot : OKCoin: 1045.2 (-0.3%) [2017-02-17 19:24:03] BTC-Noob : ThruTheFloor: http://www.newsbtc.com/2017/01/14/japan-overtakes-us-second-largest-market-bitcoin-trading/ [2017-02-17 19:24:16] Ahhere : BTCDJS: that kind of coverage is why I dont watch CNN or sky news. Such a smear campaign lol [2017-02-17 19:24:50] BTC-Noob : ThruTheFloor: https://themerkle.com/bitcoin-price-holds-firm-as-japan-easily-overtakes-china-as-largest-trading-market/ [2017-02-17 19:24:51] Tetsuo : MikeHunt: actually i wouldn´t short here it i would assume that it onlöy goes to 1040$ [2017-02-17 19:24:59] ThruTheFloor : BTC-Noob: Japan also has 0 fees [2017-02-17 19:24:59] Tetsuo : *if [2017-02-17 19:25:15] BTCDJS : Ahhere: Forget about what the journalists are saying. Just listen to and watch donald say these things without their commentary [2017-02-17 19:25:29] Dynamix : BTC-Noob: Thats bs hee [2017-02-17 19:26:00] BTCDJS : A father just shouldnt talk about his daughter that way. Its creepy [2017-02-17 19:26:16] grimm : Listening to Trump speak reminds me of speaking to my father. 'course, he's got advanced alzheimers, so that's probably why. [2017-02-17 19:27:06] Ahhere : BTCDJS: not about to declare my <3 <3 <3 for trump but he is not hitler or a pedo incest monster [2017-02-17 19:27:36] Ahhere : attention seeker by trade [2017-02-17 19:28:17] Dynamix : Could bounce of the 5 min cloud on bfx [2017-02-17 19:28:19] Dynamix : long way down though [2017-02-17 19:28:47] Dynamix : 15m trend line if its broken , goes like a rocket [2017-02-17 19:29:17] Dynamix : I mean , like the space x rocket which flopped [2017-02-17 19:29:30] heheh lo : HAHA flopped. [2017-02-17 19:29:31] Dynamix : /pric [2017-02-17 19:29:35] Dynamix : /price [2017-02-17 19:29:35] trollbot : itBit: 1054.48 (0.05%) [2017-02-17 19:29:35] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1054.68 (0.02%) [2017-02-17 19:29:35] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1052.5 (-0.23%) [2017-02-17 19:29:36] trollbot : GDAX: 1053.3 (0.21%) [2017-02-17 19:29:36] trollbot : Kraken: 1056.09 (-0.21%) [2017-02-17 19:29:37] trollbot : OKCoin: 1046.19 (0.09%) [2017-02-17 19:31:01] BTCDJS : hes just an extremely egotistical spoilt childlike ignorant man who is running as president for himself. And that is not good for a country. He may get some things right. But he will blunder other important things. Just like Bush did. [2017-02-17 19:31:16] Dynamix : /wall [2017-02-17 19:31:17] trollbot : BFX Wall: Asks: 1053.3 => [2386 Ƀ] (7.96%) <= 1083.3 Bids: 1023.2 => [1868 Ƀ] (8.16%) <= 1053.2 [2017-02-17 19:31:44] BTCDJS : /sentiment [2017-02-17 19:31:47] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 81.22/18.78 Daily: 42.41/57.59 Weekly: 45.94/54.07 Monthly: 47.81/52.19 [2017-02-17 19:31:51] Dynamix : are we going to 1080 next ? :D [2017-02-17 19:31:54] Dynamix : 1100 ? :P [2017-02-17 19:32:22] ThruTheFloor : Dynamix: Did you get REKT? How much did your short cost you? [2017-02-17 19:32:26] jigsaw : 1040 first [2017-02-17 19:32:29] heheh lo : 81% of people denies? yeep [2017-02-17 19:32:31] abbey : Dynamix: between them [2017-02-17 19:32:42] Dynamix : I'm still back at what I began with [2017-02-17 19:32:52] Dynamix : gonna need a real good long [2017-02-17 19:34:02] Ahhere : BTCDJS: yeah hes a fool. Hopefully he'll spark the disruption of traditional politics. [2017-02-17 19:34:42] Sultan Pepper : How does /wall work? [2017-02-17 19:35:04] trollbot : BFX Wall: Asks: 1053.5 => [2413 Ƀ] (1.13%) <= 1083.5 Bids: 1023.4 => [1881 Ƀ] (0.7%) <= 1053.4 [2017-02-17 19:35:11] MikeHunt : people say trump aint hitler but the ground work has been set [2017-02-17 19:35:12] MikeHunt : patriot act [2017-02-17 19:35:14] MikeHunt : fema camps [2017-02-17 19:35:21] MikeHunt : anti-muslim sentiment [2017-02-17 19:35:26] BTCDJS : Ahhere: Yeah thats one thing. [2017-02-17 19:36:16] jigsaw : it is like Berlusconi [2017-02-17 19:36:26] Ahhere : MikeHunt: aint nobody putting you in a concentration camp stop watching alex jones [2017-02-17 19:36:32] ThruTheFloor : MikeHunt: I'm sorry, did Trump pass the patriot act? [2017-02-17 19:36:41] ThruTheFloor : That was Bush + Obama [2017-02-17 19:37:06] jigsaw : he put my country into shit... but Trump can be good.. America is different.. it can boost economy with government spending and put it in teh ass of global corps [2017-02-17 19:37:09] MikeHunt : Ahhere: actually both UK and USA have a history of doing it to their own citizens [2017-02-17 19:37:18] MikeHunt : ThruTheFloor: doesnt mean he cant use it [2017-02-17 19:37:40] ThruTheFloor : People should have thought of that 16 years ago [2017-02-17 19:37:47] MikeHunt : ThruTheFloor: true [2017-02-17 19:40:13] Ahhere : Trump stopped ttip he could quit now and be better then bush and obama. [2017-02-17 19:41:08] y1uy : march 31 bullish af [2017-02-17 19:41:11] y1uy : looks good [2017-02-17 19:41:14] ThruTheFloor : Ahhere: Seriously, ending the TPP was the one thing I wanted from him, he wont be great but he'll be better than the lameduck NSA puppet we just kicked out [2017-02-17 19:41:14] y1uy : we broke all resistance levels [2017-02-17 19:41:17] y1uy : this retest is healthyt [2017-02-17 19:41:54] Ahhere : ThruTheFloor: tpp lol wine o clock ? [2017-02-17 19:42:57] MikeHunt : like i said b4 thou im cautiously optimistic with trump [2017-02-17 19:43:01] MikeHunt : i did bet on him after all [2017-02-17 19:43:55] MikeHunt : look back 4hr chart, ~17/18th jan, looks like we might see correction to 1k before more up [2017-02-17 19:44:01] MikeHunt : pattern looks similar [2017-02-17 19:44:42] ThruTheFloor : /sentiment [2017-02-17 19:44:45] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 67.16/32.84 Daily: 42.3/57.7 Weekly: 45.94/54.06 Monthly: 47.81/52.19 [2017-02-17 19:45:03] amaru : come on [2017-02-17 19:45:08] ThruTheFloor : MikeHunt: I dunno, usually when it looks like this, we head up [2017-02-17 19:45:17] amaru : just a lil lower [2017-02-17 19:45:40] MikeHunt : ThruTheFloor: im thinking the general direction is up but correction over next day or so [2017-02-17 19:45:48] MikeHunt : in time for next week pump [2017-02-17 19:46:15] Ahhere : We're going up. The dip earlier on was pure manipulation and the speed of recovery is all you need to know. The pause is just people figuring that out and waiting for the repeat of this afternoon dip which isnt coming. [2017-02-17 19:46:29] amaru : this getting parabolic gee [2017-02-17 19:46:38] Dynamix : /wall [2017-02-17 19:46:39] trollbot : BFX Wall: Asks: 1053.5 => [2390 Ƀ] (-0.95%) <= 1083.5 Bids: 1023.4 => [1861 Ƀ] (-1.06%) <= 1053.4 [2017-02-17 19:46:44] MikeHunt : u could say that around 17th jan [2017-02-17 19:46:46] MikeHunt : then it didnt [2017-02-17 19:46:50] MikeHunt : price correction is healthy [2017-02-17 19:46:52] Dynamix : Which side looks more probable right now ? [2017-02-17 19:47:00] abbey : MikeHunt: my longs are ready to test 1k, if market really wants that [2017-02-17 19:47:02] -_- : Etf insiders buying [2017-02-17 19:47:06] -_- : Aka sec [2017-02-17 19:47:15] MikeHunt : abbey: if ur long term on low lvg i wouldnt worry about it [2017-02-17 19:47:32] -_- : Americans tax money being pumped into btc [2017-02-17 19:47:47] heheh lo : -_-: thats actually a genius move [2017-02-17 19:47:54] amaru : -_-: hehe [2017-02-17 19:48:12] MikeHunt : unless trump team has input i expect failure due to SEC bias in favour of consumer protection [2017-02-17 19:48:26] abbey : MikeHunt: yes, i'm not worried, it would be a great buy opportunity [2017-02-17 19:48:56] herpinator : MikeHunt: what about the EO he signed recently regarding the SEC have you looked into this? [2017-02-17 19:49:05] amaru : yeh any outcome is great ha [2017-02-17 19:49:51] MikeHunt : abbey: +1 [2017-02-17 19:50:05] MikeHunt : herpinator: got a link? [2017-02-17 19:54:08] BTC-Noob : so basically on 11-03-2017, bitcoin price will touch 10000 CNY, approx 1450$. [2017-02-17 19:54:10] BTC-Noob : Someone screenshot this, cuz its gonna be reality [2017-02-17 19:54:43] heheh lo : increasing my shorts [2017-02-17 19:54:57] herpinator : MikeHunt: All I saw was the video of him signing it here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSombz0K7P0 [2017-02-17 19:54:59] BTCDJS : /sentiment [2017-02-17 19:55:02] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 68.27/31.73 Daily: 42.27/57.73 Weekly: 45.93/54.07 Monthly: 47.8/52.2 [2017-02-17 19:55:06] trollbot : What's the fastest liquid on earth? Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it. [2017-02-17 19:55:11] amaru : this is bullish af [2017-02-17 19:55:24] herpinator : "disapproving the Securities and Exchange Commission's rule on disclosure of payments by resource extraction issuers" ah probably wont effect things [2017-02-17 19:55:39] heheh lo : amaru: bull trap [2017-02-17 19:56:27] amaru : heheh lo: not shorting this thing til ~1090... learned my lesson very well thank you [2017-02-17 19:56:47] mutato : fomo into funding, bullish [2017-02-17 19:56:53] MikeHunt : herpinator: im gonna look at what he signed thou, maybe a snipet in there [2017-02-17 19:57:14] MikeHunt : amaru: look at jan17/18th, could be a repeat bull trap [2017-02-17 19:57:42] Kinda : take a deep breath boys [2017-02-17 19:57:45] heheh lo : MikeHunt: its ok, he learned his lesson he said [2017-02-17 19:57:54] MikeHunt : heheh lo: we'll see i guess, good luck [2017-02-17 19:57:58] MikeHunt : @amaru [2017-02-17 19:58:06] heheh lo : MikeHunt: thanks man [2017-02-17 19:58:08] heheh lo : u2 [2017-02-17 19:58:18] MikeHunt : ty [2017-02-17 19:58:36] amaru : MikeHunt: i see that [2017-02-17 19:59:42] amaru : i dont think this will stop until right before march 11 [2017-02-17 19:59:56] amaru : but im ready to be wrong anytime hehe [2017-02-17 20:00:53] Dynamix : big wall on finexatm [2017-02-17 20:01:07] heheh lo : /wall [2017-02-17 20:01:07] trollbot : BFX Wall: Asks: 1059.9 => [2124 Ƀ] (-11.13%) <= 1090.0 Bids: 1029.4 => [1544 Ƀ] (-17.03%) <= 1059.4 [2017-02-17 20:02:24] ThruTheFloor : amaru: We have 3 weeks, you honestly think we wont go down in that entire period? We're gonna hit ATH and then what? Just hang around there? Or are we gonna jump up to 2k based on nothing but unicorn farts and fairy shit? [2017-02-17 20:03:04] amaru : ThruTheFloor: im thinking it will have these little dips [2017-02-17 20:03:05] ThruTheFloor : What goes up, must come down [2017-02-17 20:03:05] y1uy : $1080 soon boys [2017-02-17 20:03:22] heheh lo : y1uy: 1040 first then idk [2017-02-17 20:03:29] amaru : ThruTheFloor: remember december-january? [2017-02-17 20:03:42] y1uy : heheh lo: why 1040? [2017-02-17 20:03:42] Dynamix : y1uy: u think ? [2017-02-17 20:04:03] heheh lo : y1uy: we need a retracement, do you want to crash hard or crash harder [2017-02-17 20:04:15] y1uy : heheh lo: we already did have a retracement [2017-02-17 20:04:17] amaru : it could consolidate way lower, but i dont see it happening until ETF officially denied [2017-02-17 20:04:38] -_- : I want hard crash after i short [2017-02-17 20:04:42] ThruTheFloor : amaru: Right now we have ETF, PBoC, and a possible xbtce hack hanging over our heads. We're not gonna shoot up like that until that's all been resolved [2017-02-17 20:05:03] -_- : We will if big whale knows something [2017-02-17 20:05:13] amaru : ThruTheFloor: i dont think we are gonna shoot up significantly ... i think it will grow like it has these days [2017-02-17 20:05:14] heheh lo : ThruTheFloor: mate making senses [2017-02-17 20:05:53] BTCDJS : /sentiment [2017-02-17 20:05:56] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 15.03/84.98 Daily: 40.1/59.9 Weekly: 45.42/54.58 Monthly: 47.71/52.29 [2017-02-17 20:05:59] amaru : ThruTheFloor: market doesnt seem to reflect a bad sentiment does it [2017-02-17 20:06:09] y1uy : china is going to 7500 cny also [2017-02-17 20:06:19] y1uy : we could piggyback from their bullishness and push us way higher [2017-02-17 20:06:26] heheh lo : y1uy: it is now 7149. [2017-02-17 20:06:29] y1uy : they have a long way to get there [2017-02-17 20:06:40] ThruTheFloor : amaru: I never said we're gonna dump today [2017-02-17 20:07:16] amaru : ThruTheFloor: i wish we would [2017-02-17 20:07:22] amaru : hehe [2017-02-17 20:08:05] y1uy : heheh lo: im aware of that [2017-02-17 20:08:13] -_- : almost 5,000 bitfinex shorts closed [2017-02-17 20:08:30] heheh lo : -_-: %? [2017-02-17 20:09:14] MikeHunt : Hard crash can get ur short ADLed as well [2017-02-17 20:09:55] ThruTheFloor : MikeHunt: The man is always trying to keep us down [2017-02-17 20:10:07] BTCDJS : MikeHunt: Did you buy the TSLA dip? [2017-02-17 20:10:26] sleger : wait, he wants to buy TSLA ? [2017-02-17 20:11:10] BTCDJS : No he doesnt think its worth it [2017-02-17 20:11:28] HotPotatototo : hey guys, i had an active order on ETC that magically disappeared overnight [2017-02-17 20:11:37] wurstgelee : HotPotatototo: no magic [2017-02-17 20:11:38] BTCDJS : but I keep trying to tell him about it. Maybe I should stop [2017-02-17 20:11:38] wurstgelee : settlement [2017-02-17 20:11:45] heheh lo : HotPotatototo: liquidation [2017-02-17 20:11:48] HotPotatototo : the order was never filled [2017-02-17 20:11:56] wurstgelee : SETTLEMENT [2017-02-17 20:12:00] wurstgelee : IT GOT CANCELED [2017-02-17 20:12:02] HotPotatototo : it wasn't a "position" yet, it was just an order waiting to get bought [2017-02-17 20:12:03] wurstgelee : :) [2017-02-17 20:12:12] freefall : settlement [2017-02-17 20:12:18] HotPotatototo : settlement doesn't apply to unfilled orders [2017-02-17 20:12:20] freefall : the contract was not longer available [2017-02-17 20:12:27] BTCDJS : so your investment is safe [2017-02-17 20:12:29] wurstgelee : HotPotatototo: it closes unfilled orders [2017-02-17 20:12:32] HotPotatototo : oh [2017-02-17 20:12:37] HotPotatototo : i wasn't aware of that, hmm [2017-02-17 20:12:38] HotPotatototo : thanks [2017-02-17 20:12:42] wurstgelee : *cacncels [2017-02-17 20:12:47] wurstgelee : *cancels [2017-02-17 20:12:53] freefall : du wurst du [2017-02-17 20:12:57] -_- : heheh lo: 5,000 of a little over 20,000 [2017-02-17 20:13:02] wurstgelee : oOoO [2017-02-17 20:13:10] heheh lo : -_-: looks normal for me, your verdict? [2017-02-17 20:13:28] -_- : price goes up and shorts closed. but 15,900 btc worth gotta close still [2017-02-17 20:13:29] -_- : so more up [2017-02-17 20:13:47] sleger : BTCDJS: you're scaring me [2017-02-17 20:14:03] BTCDJS : Sorry I didnt think this through [2017-02-17 20:14:07] sleger : MikeHunt: dont buy TSLA, it doesnt suit your trading profile [2017-02-17 20:14:40] BTCDJS : Its going to crash anyway [2017-02-17 20:14:41] abbey : lol [2017-02-17 20:15:38] Farzad : hey guys [2017-02-17 20:15:41] Farzad : I'm back [2017-02-17 20:15:44] BTCDJS : Farzad: hey [2017-02-17 20:15:44] freefall : hey man [2017-02-17 20:16:44] BTCDJS : Farzad: Ask one of the mods about your bot. They say its fine to have for now unless people spam. But its being used correctly so far so I think its here to stay [2017-02-17 20:17:03] MikeHunt : sleger: i dare ask what u think my profile is [2017-02-17 20:17:16] sleger : MikeHunt: stocks that go up when you buy them [2017-02-17 20:17:26] BTCDJS : Just as long as you dont add stuff that can cause it to be spammy [2017-02-17 20:17:44] sleger : Farzad: i think it would be better if it answered in the chinese trollbox [2017-02-17 20:17:46] Farzad : BTCDJS: If peiple spam, just let me know their name and I will ban them from using the bot [2017-02-17 20:17:59] BTCDJS : Farzad: Cool [2017-02-17 20:18:01] Farzad : I can add a report command [2017-02-17 20:18:01] freefall : can you write two bots interacting with each other?:D [2017-02-17 20:18:04] sleger : almost like a PM box [2017-02-17 20:18:12] ThruTheFloor : Farzad: @BTCDJS How much is too much? [2017-02-17 20:18:14] j8 : Farzad: why not just ratelimit it? [2017-02-17 20:18:23] Ahhere : Farzad: oh that should be one of the commands in the bot /report botspam or something for you to assess it [2017-02-17 20:18:56] Farzad : j8: because sometimes people want to use it more when market is volatile. [2017-02-17 20:19:17] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: i was distracted with btc, my bad [2017-02-17 20:19:24] sleger : Farzad: just have it type in the chinese box [2017-02-17 20:19:34] j8 : thats spam though imho.. they should look at a price feed if they want live prices [2017-02-17 20:19:39] sleger : otherwise i write a bot that keeps asking / quote / joke repeatedly [2017-02-17 20:20:05] Farzad : sleger: I am not sure if people are comfortable switching to chinese and english [2017-02-17 20:20:08] BTCDJS : ThruTheFloor: Well I would say check to see if someone has already asked for price recently so you dont do it again. If three people in a row ask for price its spammy [2017-02-17 20:20:24] trollbot : In breaking news, Trump's personal library has burned down The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist he hadn't even finished coloring the second one [2017-02-17 20:20:38] freefall : xD [2017-02-17 20:20:55] ThruTheFloor : :( Poor Trump [2017-02-17 20:21:06] rapidtrades : sleger: don't be a DICK sleger bot is great [2017-02-17 20:21:25] sleger : it can be great in the chinese box, lets build a wall [2017-02-17 20:21:32] trollbot : BFX Wall: Asks: 1056.6 => [1976 Ƀ] (-6.97%) <= 1086.9 Bids: 1026.4 => [1768 Ƀ] (14.51%) <= 1056.4 [2017-02-17 20:21:34] ThruTheFloor : rapidtrades: @sleger But... uh... can you fcuk it? [2017-02-17 20:21:37] BTCDJS : The bot is being used correctly so far. No problems [2017-02-17 20:21:46] Farzad : I will add a mechanism to detect abuse and automatically ban the spammers [2017-02-17 20:21:56] rapidtrades : we're not missing some ground-breaking discussion anyway [2017-02-17 20:22:01] j8 : well it just triggered on sleger saying wall [2017-02-17 20:22:03] Farzad : and ban the sledger by default. LOL [2017-02-17 20:22:09] rapidtrades : wall [2017-02-17 20:22:22] rapidtrades : build a wall [2017-02-17 20:22:36] Farzad : I will build a wall between my bot and sledger [2017-02-17 20:22:43] rapidtrades : balabalabalabalabaalbalaalabalabala wall [2017-02-17 20:22:51] rapidtrades : why doesn't it trigger [2017-02-17 20:22:53] BTCDJS : wall wall wall [2017-02-17 20:22:58] rapidtrades : /wall [2017-02-17 20:22:59] trollbot : BFX Wall: Asks: 1056.8 => [1971 Ƀ] (-0.25%) <= 1086.9 Bids: 1026.5 => [1736 Ƀ] (-1.81%) <= 1056.7 [2017-02-17 20:23:00] ThruTheFloor : Farzad: Make the Trollbox Great Again [2017-02-17 20:23:01] abbey : maybe warning first before the actual ban? [2017-02-17 20:23:02] BTCDJS : Sleger messed around [2017-02-17 20:23:18] rapidtrades : yeah ban sleger, he doesn't need the bot anyway [2017-02-17 20:23:24] ThruTheFloor : abbey: No, the BanHammer should have no mercy [2017-02-17 20:23:37] BTCDJS : joke [2017-02-17 20:23:43] BTCDJS : sentiment [2017-02-17 20:23:46] BTCDJS : wall [2017-02-17 20:23:47] rapidtrades : i like jokes [2017-02-17 20:23:48] freefall : /joke [2017-02-17 20:23:50] trollbot : My life completely changed after I learned Morse Code Last night, for example, I couldn't fall asleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself. [2017-02-17 20:23:53] rapidtrades : give me jokes bot [2017-02-17 20:23:55] ThruTheFloor : /joke /joke /joke [2017-02-17 20:24:05] rapidtrades : ha! [2017-02-17 20:24:10] ThruTheFloor : I think I broked it [2017-02-17 20:24:11] rapidtrades : it saw thru ur BS [2017-02-17 20:24:18] ThruTheFloor : lol [2017-02-17 20:24:26] rapidtrades : it's becomiing self-conscious [2017-02-17 20:25:07] sleger : why doesnt it work when you guys say wall ? [2017-02-17 20:25:09] trollbot : BFX Wall: Asks: 1057.3 => [2036 Ƀ] (3.3%) <= 1087.7 Bids: 1027.1 => [1638 Ƀ] (-5.65%) <= 1057.1 [2017-02-17 20:25:15] sleger : weird [2017-02-17 20:25:16] ThruTheFloor : lol wtf sleger [2017-02-17 20:25:26] sleger : I must be special [2017-02-17 20:25:32] ThruTheFloor : why doesnt it work when you guys say wall ? [2017-02-17 20:25:33] BTCDJS : TOLD YA [2017-02-17 20:25:35] freefall : your trump [2017-02-17 20:25:41] BTCDJS : He has the gift [2017-02-17 20:26:01] BTCDJS : wall [2017-02-17 20:26:01] sleger : wtf that's some kind of weird joke or what ? [2017-02-17 20:26:06] freefall : mexicans should be afraid of you [2017-02-17 20:26:06] trollbot : What's the fastest liquid on earth? Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it. [2017-02-17 20:26:13] BTCDJS : lol [2017-02-17 20:26:13] ThruTheFloor : Maybe Farzad: has the bot do it on purpose to fcuk with sleger:? [2017-02-17 20:26:48] sleger : that hurts my sentiment [2017-02-17 20:26:53] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 11.29/88.71 Daily: 39.71/60.29 Weekly: 45.38/54.62 Monthly: 47.69/52.31 [2017-02-17 20:27:01] freefall : :D [2017-02-17 20:27:30] heheh lo : a...b..c.. [2017-02-17 20:27:37] rapidtrades : sentiment [2017-02-17 20:27:47] rapidtrades : im not special :( [2017-02-17 20:27:47] Farzad : LOL [2017-02-17 20:28:04] freefall : you just have to say it loud [2017-02-17 20:28:11] ThruTheFloor : JOKE [2017-02-17 20:28:18] freefall : hm. [2017-02-17 20:28:21] BTCDJS : rapidtrades: Sleger got some backdoor shenanigans skills [2017-02-17 20:28:34] ThruTheFloor : sleger's a hacker [2017-02-17 20:28:36] sleger : being an admin has its advantages [2017-02-17 20:28:56] BTCDJS : admins arent allowed to trade [2017-02-17 20:29:04] sleger : well not under their admin accounts [2017-02-17 20:29:08] -_- : anyone playing alts? [2017-02-17 20:29:10] freefall : poor admins [2017-02-17 20:29:20] heheh lo : -_-: xmr :D [2017-02-17 20:29:37] BTCDJS : So wait. bitmex sam could be micmix? [2017-02-17 20:29:45] -_- : heheh lo: xmr has barely moved [2017-02-17 20:29:54] BTCDJS : greg could be sleger [2017-02-17 20:29:55] -_- : seems eth and etc were the good shorts today [2017-02-17 20:30:18] BTCDJS : wally is rapidtrades [2017-02-17 20:30:31] sleger : poor wally lol [2017-02-17 20:30:38] sleger : he banned himself 3 times ! [2017-02-17 20:30:51] BTCDJS : its all been a rouse [2017-02-17 20:31:02] BTCDJS : an illusion [2017-02-17 20:31:10] odieoh : *ruse [2017-02-17 20:31:11] BTCDJS : illuminati [2017-02-17 20:31:30] odieoh : I'm the pope [2017-02-17 20:31:30] BTCDJS : Noganoo is arthur [2017-02-17 20:31:34] rapidtrades : i need to cook spaghetti [2017-02-17 20:31:40] rapidtrades : it takes so looong [2017-02-17 20:31:45] sleger : rapidtrades: dont forget to put water this time [2017-02-17 20:31:50] heheh lo : rapidtrades: add salt [2017-02-17 20:32:05] heheh lo : it cooks faster and adds flavor [2017-02-17 20:32:10] BTCDJS : rapidtrades: no it doesnt [2017-02-17 20:32:11] rapidtrades : heheh lo: i have them with cheese, it would be overkill [2017-02-17 20:32:30] BTCDJS : boil it on high heat for 30 mins [2017-02-17 20:32:41] rapidtrades : +1 [2017-02-17 20:33:13] BTCDJS : rapidtrades: dude your diet is shit [2017-02-17 20:33:21] BTCDJS : You eat like a teenager [2017-02-17 20:33:26] BTCDJS : subway [2017-02-17 20:33:30] BTCDJS : pizza [2017-02-17 20:33:37] BTCDJS : pasta with cheese [2017-02-17 20:33:50] BTCDJS : no wonder your teeth are falling out [2017-02-17 20:34:37] rapidtrades : better then ur wife's dick-only diet [2017-02-17 20:34:42] abbey : he also talks and trades like a teenager [2017-02-17 20:35:01] rapidtrades : abbey watch ur butt! [2017-02-17 20:35:04] BTCDJS : rapidtrades: you need a wife [2017-02-17 20:35:09] rapidtrades : it will be cracked soon [2017-02-17 20:35:11] abbey : ima wrong? [2017-02-17 20:35:36] abbey : ami [2017-02-17 20:36:29] BTCDJS : either a wife or move in with your nana [2017-02-17 20:37:57] -_- : DASH is looking good. hardcore accumulation right now. [2017-02-17 20:38:22] MikeHunt : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ [2017-02-17 20:39:34] y1uy : -_-: +1 [2017-02-17 20:39:56] Dynamix : /price [2017-02-17 20:39:57] amaru : crazy [2017-02-17 20:39:57] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1060.5 (6.05%) [2017-02-17 20:39:57] trollbot : itBit: 1058.29 (5.83%) [2017-02-17 20:39:57] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1058.39 (5.84%) [2017-02-17 20:39:57] trollbot : Kraken: 1059.91 (5.99%) [2017-02-17 20:39:58] trollbot : GDAX: 1057.99 (5.8%) [2017-02-17 20:39:59] trollbot : OKCoin: 1046.2 (4.62%) [2017-02-17 20:40:02] thomaskikansha : wow [2017-02-17 20:40:14] -_- : big wall on xbth17 [2017-02-17 20:40:17] -_- : someone wants in [2017-02-17 20:40:23] -_- : jump on the choo choo train [2017-02-17 20:40:44] y1uy : choo cho [2017-02-17 20:40:55] y1uy : finex breaking out [2017-02-17 20:40:56] Dynamix : 1070 :) [2017-02-17 20:41:01] sleger : Fee per byte 74.85 sat/B <= still not validated after 4 hours !! [2017-02-17 20:41:49] j8 : someone being a cheapskate? [2017-02-17 20:42:01] Farzad : I have an idea, I make a /report command and if a user gets 5 reports from 5 different users. he will be banned automatically [2017-02-17 20:42:02] BTCDJS : sleger: So bitcoin is dead [2017-02-17 20:42:18] sleger : usually 0kc withdrawal are 350bytes , this one somehow is 668 (bytes) @j8 [2017-02-17 20:42:23] Dynamix : BTCDJS: btc is going up [2017-02-17 20:42:25] Dynamix : /wall [2017-02-17 20:42:25] trollbot : BFX Wall: Asks: 1060.9 => [2189 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1090.9 Bids: 1030.4 => [1410 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1060.5 [2017-02-17 20:42:31] -_- : someone needs to dump 100,000 ETH on poloniex and completely rekt the price [2017-02-17 20:42:35] BTCDJS : Farzad: so far its not a problem [2017-02-17 20:42:40] sleger : /report ALL [2017-02-17 20:43:01] Farzad : BTCDJS: someone had complained on /suggest to stop spam [2017-02-17 20:43:10] Farzad : let me find it in archive [2017-02-17 20:43:12] BTCDJS : Farzad: ah no I was there [2017-02-17 20:43:17] BTCDJS : it was a joke [2017-02-17 20:43:24] MikeHunt : ya know whats going to happen if this goes 1080 and power dumps... https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_banners/829447997691883520/1486597690/1500x500 [2017-02-17 20:43:26] j8 : sleger: ah yeah it sucks when you don't know the size. i waited like 2 days for one a few weeks ago [2017-02-17 20:43:26] BTCDJS : we were all messing about [2017-02-17 20:43:43] sleger : j8: 75 is large nough though [2017-02-17 20:43:48] y1uy : funny how bears are all silent [2017-02-17 20:43:53] sleger : should be 3 blocks wait max [2017-02-17 20:44:03] y1uy : where is mrdoomsoon? [2017-02-17 20:44:13] j8 : bitcoinfees.21.co says 0-9 blocks [2017-02-17 20:44:20] BTCDJS : Farzad: If you look at the times there was a few within seconds of each other [2017-02-17 20:44:27] sleger : j8: it's been way more [2017-02-17 20:44:51] BTCDJS : we were all having a bit of a daft moment joking for a while @Farzad [2017-02-17 20:45:10] MikeHunt : is it true as this goes up bitcoin gonna get more expensive/slower unless segwit etc. ? [2017-02-17 20:45:27] Farzad : BTCDJS: I am afraid users report it to mods and they completely ban the bot [2017-02-17 20:45:39] BTCDJS : MikeHunt: no BU fud [2017-02-17 20:46:42] Farzad : I can add a timer, but users will start to spam /price to get the latest prices. [2017-02-17 20:47:10] j8 : sleger: i got mine magically unstuck with the viabtc accelerator, i waited 2 days and then did that and got it next block [2017-02-17 20:47:12] sleger : Farzad: every 3 times someone ask for price, just give fake numbers it will slow them down [2017-02-17 20:47:26] sleger : j8: let me look at that, didnt knowit [2017-02-17 20:47:30] j8 : https://www.viabtc.com/tools/txaccelerator/ [2017-02-17 20:47:39] BTCDJS : Farzad: Dont worry mate. Its fine. Ive been paying attention. Its been used properly. the MoD said it was ok. The only thing they dont want is spam. And as far as I can see its not spammy. Its very useful and we advocated to him that we like it [2017-02-17 20:47:47] j8 : just ignore their big block propaganda [2017-02-17 20:48:57] BTCDJS : Farzad: just dont ad silly stuff like GIF. Think professionalism with everything you add [2017-02-17 20:49:27] BTCDJS : it needs to be useful. Not playful [2017-02-17 20:49:31] rullwull : what if bot's reply may be visible only to whom asking [2017-02-17 20:49:34] BTCDJS : but keep the jokes [2017-02-17 20:49:37] Farzad : actually I can add bot mods ! [2017-02-17 20:49:51] sleger : fine I'll do it [2017-02-17 20:49:56] Farzad : so we can have a few trusted mods [2017-02-17 20:49:59] sleger : the bot already likes me specially [2017-02-17 20:50:00] Farzad : to ban spammers [2017-02-17 20:50:15] Farzad : like /ban sledger [2017-02-17 20:50:20] Farzad : lol [2017-02-17 20:50:21] sleger : whoever that is [2017-02-17 20:50:27] Dynamix : We going upp boyzzz [2017-02-17 20:50:33] Farzad : /ban sleger [2017-02-17 20:50:38] sleger : BOT : I summon you to tell me a joke now !! [2017-02-17 20:50:39] Farzad : :D [2017-02-17 20:50:42] trollbot : My wife told me to go and get some pills that help with an erection... You should've seen her face when I tossed her some diet pills. [2017-02-17 20:51:03] -_- : xbth17 1 away from new recent high [2017-02-17 20:51:16] Farzad : sleger: LOL [2017-02-17 20:51:27] Dynamix : fomo up we are going to 1080 :) [2017-02-17 20:51:29] sleger : Farzad: i deserve to be an admin, see [2017-02-17 20:51:30] amaru : lol [2017-02-17 20:51:58] BTCDJS : BOT: I command you to stay silent! [2017-02-17 20:51:59] heheh lo : joke me bot [2017-02-17 20:52:06] trollbot : My dad always told me he never made the same mistake twice Must be why I'm an only child Edit: First time on front page thanks guys! [2017-02-17 20:52:16] sleger : heheh lo: good job [2017-02-17 20:52:29] heheh lo : sleger: :D:D:D [2017-02-17 20:52:54] heheh lo : fat walls [2017-02-17 20:53:01] BTCDJS : wall [2017-02-17 20:53:01] Farzad : sleger: if u can do it again, I will make u mod [2017-02-17 20:53:18] sleger : Farzad: I dont feel like exhausting my powers right now [2017-02-17 20:53:20] BTCDJS : sentiment [2017-02-17 20:53:30] BTCDJS : oops [2017-02-17 20:53:33] BTCDJS : /wall [2017-02-17 20:53:34] trollbot : BFX Wall: Asks: 1063.0 => [2056 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1093.0 Bids: 1032.9 => [1421 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1062.9 [2017-02-17 20:53:40] BTCDJS : /sentiment [2017-02-17 20:53:41] Farzad : sleger: LOL, u cant anymore [2017-02-17 20:53:43] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 12.78/87.23 Daily: 38.17/61.83 Weekly: 45.19/54.81 Monthly: 47.66/52.35 [2017-02-17 20:53:46] odieoh : optimistic [2017-02-17 20:53:47] Dynamix : /wall [2017-02-17 20:53:48] trollbot : BFX Wall: Asks: 1063.0 => [2066 Ƀ] (0.49%) <= 1093.0 Bids: 1032.9 => [1411 Ƀ] (-0.7%) <= 1062.9 [2017-02-17 20:53:49] BTCDJS : /price [2017-02-17 20:53:49] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1063.0 (6.3%) [2017-02-17 20:53:49] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1059.55 (5.95%) [2017-02-17 20:53:49] trollbot : itBit: 1062.22 (6.22%) [2017-02-17 20:53:49] trollbot : Kraken: 1062.9 (6.29%) [2017-02-17 20:53:50] trollbot : GDAX: 1059.69 (5.97%) [2017-02-17 20:53:50] trollbot : OKCoin: 1047.78 (4.78%) [2017-02-17 20:53:56] sleger : Farzad: I figured thats why i didnt try [2017-02-17 20:54:05] Farzad : sleger: your power is gone !!! [2017-02-17 20:54:11] -_- : xbth17 about to make a new high then it dumps $6 [2017-02-17 20:54:15] -_- : gotta short that top [2017-02-17 20:54:52] amaru : 500 btc to 1070 on finex [2017-02-17 20:54:58] Dynamix : is mar 31 going up ? [2017-02-17 20:54:59] Dynamix : :) [2017-02-17 20:55:12] amaru : sorry 800 [2017-02-17 20:55:19] amaru : the wall is abot 500 bt [2017-02-17 20:55:29] amaru : btc [2017-02-17 20:57:21] abbey : the bear is weak [2017-02-17 20:59:10] Dynamix : we going upp [2017-02-17 20:59:23] Dynamix : amaru: Its cheap to get up there hehe [2017-02-17 20:59:32] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 1212 @ 1055.49 [2017-02-17 20:59:32] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 500 @ 1055.63 [2017-02-17 20:59:49] BTCDJS : Dynamix: are you sure your screen isnt upside down? [2017-02-17 21:00:13] Sultan Pepper : /prediction [2017-02-17 21:00:19] Sultan Pepper : nope [2017-02-17 21:04:47] abbey : soon [2017-02-17 21:05:13] y1uy : if etf gets approved we will get to jupiter guys [2017-02-17 21:05:42] jolin : y1uy: when that etf stuff gets clear? [2017-02-17 21:06:01] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 1000 @ 1062.58 [2017-02-17 21:06:46] ThruTheFloor : jolin: Sometime in march [2017-02-17 21:06:58] y1uy : jolin: very soon [2017-02-17 21:07:08] Dynamix : BTCDJS:Pretty sure :) [2017-02-17 21:07:33] Dynamix : We going to new ATH before ETF [2017-02-17 21:07:36] Dynamix : and if not approved DUMP [2017-02-17 21:07:44] BTCDJS : Just checking [2017-02-17 21:08:21] BTCDJS : /sentiment [2017-02-17 21:08:34] BTCDJS : /price [2017-02-17 21:08:42] BTCDJS : /wall [2017-02-17 21:08:56] BTCDJS : Let me guess... [2017-02-17 21:09:05] ThruTheFloor : Mr Bot is dead :( [2017-02-17 21:09:23] Tetsuo : i think rekt destroyed trollbot, he was jealous [2017-02-17 21:09:25] BTCDJS : Sleger did something behind the scenes to stop me from using it [2017-02-17 21:09:37] BTCDJS : ThruTheFloor: you do it [2017-02-17 21:09:47] ThruTheFloor : /joke [2017-02-17 21:09:50] ThruTheFloor : /wall [2017-02-17 21:09:53] ThruTheFloor : /price [2017-02-17 21:09:58] ThruTheFloor : See? Dead [2017-02-17 21:10:04] Ahhere : /price [2017-02-17 21:10:09] Tetsuo : RxIxP trollbot [2017-02-17 21:10:20] Ahhere : /ruok? [2017-02-17 21:10:22] BTCDJS : ok... [2017-02-17 21:10:24] ThruTheFloor : Probably down for maintenance, he'll be back [2017-02-17 21:10:31] BTCDJS : ^^ [2017-02-17 21:12:57] BTCDJS : Farzad: you working on the bot? its not working [2017-02-17 21:13:14] KyllingLolsson : BTCDJS: how much higher is this going? Welp... Or Double top? [2017-02-17 21:13:21] Farzad : BTCDJS: yes, I am adding /ban command :D [2017-02-17 21:13:26] BTCDJS : Farzad: ah good [2017-02-17 21:13:49] BTCDJS : KyllingLolsson: at the very least 1070-80 [2017-02-17 21:13:55] amaru : vinny lingham says 1k [2017-02-17 21:14:37] amaru : consolidation [2017-02-17 21:14:55] BTCDJS : people want 2k by the end of the year. Its not going to get there by dropping to 800s [2017-02-17 21:15:43] wurstgelee : /sentiment