This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

You have access to more than 50 million trollbox posts. This is more than 7 gigabyte of data hosted on a $5 server so please be patient or consider a donation

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[2017-02-15 20:52:35] meowmeow : /?
[2017-02-15 20:53:02] jigsaw : /joke
[2017-02-15 20:53:12] trollbot : What's the fastest liquid on earth? Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
[2017-02-15 20:53:39] MikeHunt : west exchanges are like a dog let off the lead, soon to run on to a nearby road and get run over
[2017-02-15 20:53:44] MikeHunt : http://i.imgur.com/wee4t6L.png
[2017-02-15 20:54:11] Farzad2 : meowmeow: doesnt have /? command yet :D may add in future
[2017-02-15 20:54:38] meowmeow : where are commands?
[2017-02-15 20:54:56] Farzad2 : currently we have only /price & /joke
[2017-02-15 20:55:19] jigsaw : when for the /profit ?
[2017-02-15 20:55:29] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-15 20:55:33] jigsaw : or /3000.00
[2017-02-15 20:55:40] trollbot : Son: "Dad, Am I adopted"? Dad: "Not yet. We still haven't found anyone who wants you."
[2017-02-15 20:55:54] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-15 20:55:58] trollbot : I always shave my beard after having sex ... so I can remind my wife for how long we've not been doing it.
[2017-02-15 20:56:06] Farzad2 : /freebitcoin :D
[2017-02-15 20:56:17] -_- : https://www.bitmex.com/app/leaderboard
[2017-02-15 20:56:23] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-15 20:56:26] trollbot : Donald Trump is not a rapist. He's an "alternative romantic."
[2017-02-15 20:56:33] BTCDJS : lol
[2017-02-15 20:56:43] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-15 20:56:44] y1uy : lol
[2017-02-15 20:56:49] trollbot : Son: "Dad, Am I adopted"? Dad: "Not yet. We still haven't found anyone who wants you."
[2017-02-15 20:56:54] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-15 20:56:57] trollbot : Why didn't barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
[2017-02-15 20:57:18] Farzad2 : lol
[2017-02-15 20:57:21] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-15 20:57:26] trollbot : I always shave my beard after having sex ... so I can remind my wife for how long we've not been doing it.
[2017-02-15 20:57:31] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-15 20:57:35] trollbot : What's the fastest liquid on earth? Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
[2017-02-15 20:57:48] BTCDJS : Farzad2: where do you get these jokes?
[2017-02-15 20:57:59] Farzad2 : reddit top jokes
[2017-02-15 20:58:09] Farzad2 : but I have limited its length too 100
[2017-02-15 20:58:35] Farzad2 : thats why it sends redundant jokes
[2017-02-15 20:58:50] Farzad2 : there are not many with less than 100 chars
[2017-02-15 20:59:30] BTCDJS : Is bitmex going to allow and keep the bot?
[2017-02-15 20:59:43] BTCDJS : cos its a very nice addition
[2017-02-15 21:00:05] Farzad2 : I have no idea, if users like it. I think they have no reason to ban it.
[2017-02-15 21:00:28] BTCDJS : Can you add gifs?
[2017-02-15 21:00:47] Farzad2 : can trollbox show gifs ??
[2017-02-15 21:01:14] BTCDJS : saying that. some of the more mature traders will get annoyed at gifs flashing all over the place
[2017-02-15 21:01:27] BTCDJS : scratch that
[2017-02-15 21:01:31] y1uy : its fine how it is imo
[2017-02-15 21:01:37] y1uy : Farzad2: one last think u can do
[2017-02-15 21:01:51] y1uy : is add the premium amount
[2017-02-15 21:01:54] abbey : people spam the box with those addons easily
[2017-02-15 21:01:56] y1uy : of futures, etc
[2017-02-15 21:02:30] y1uy : abbey: can just make it to time out if its getting used too much
[2017-02-15 21:02:50] abbey : ok, nice
[2017-02-15 21:03:06] Farzad2 : I increased joke size to 150 chars
[2017-02-15 21:03:11] Farzad2 : /joke
[2017-02-15 21:03:24] trollbot : These Bowling Green Massacre jokes are too soon Out of respect, we should at least wait until it takes place.
[2017-02-15 21:04:45] rapidtrades : guys i just wrote home about this awesome 0.5% pump bitcoin is having
[2017-02-15 21:05:23] y1uy : rapidtrades: were they impressed?
[2017-02-15 21:05:25] Ahhere : Stairs can't be too big.
[2017-02-15 21:05:33] rapidtrades : y1uy: nope
[2017-02-15 21:05:54] BTCDJS : ermergeurd I think EURUSD is going to take off!
[2017-02-15 21:06:28] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: USD is over priced but then so is EUR lol
[2017-02-15 21:06:35] MikeHunt : question of which one goes down first
[2017-02-15 21:06:49] BTCDJS : MikeHunt: You missed out on a trade
[2017-02-15 21:07:30] BTCDJS : also TSLA might move BIGLY
[2017-02-15 21:08:11] sleger : it already did move
[2017-02-15 21:08:12] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: missed out? EUR gone up a bit?
[2017-02-15 21:08:59] Farzad : does anyone trade options here ?
[2017-02-15 21:09:10] BTCDJS : sleger: it might move a lot more is what I mean
[2017-02-15 21:09:14] y1uy : no, why?
[2017-02-15 21:09:21] rapidtrades : Farzad: sleger
[2017-02-15 21:09:53] Farzad : Just wanted to hear your opinion.
[2017-02-15 21:10:29] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: TSLA go down?
[2017-02-15 21:12:30] BTCDJS : Nope UP
[2017-02-15 21:13:56] rapidtrades : how much higher can one broke car company rally
[2017-02-15 21:15:24] rapidtrades : lol 280
[2017-02-15 21:15:37] MikeHunt : tempted to short it
[2017-02-15 21:15:53] BTCDJS : MikeHunt: Go for it
[2017-02-15 21:15:54] Dynamix : Dump incomming hehe
[2017-02-15 21:17:11] rapidtrades : i wouldnt outright dhort cos tsla has lots of moonkids like bitcoin
[2017-02-15 21:17:11] cryptokeeper : dumps are gifts
[2017-02-15 21:17:15] cryptokeeper : not sure what you getting at man
[2017-02-15 21:17:21] cryptokeeper : anything under 1k is a buy
[2017-02-15 21:17:32] rapidtrades : buying a longterm put is prolly better
[2017-02-15 21:17:34] cryptokeeper : as you can tell (unless you're a moron)
[2017-02-15 21:17:41] MikeHunt : thing is i think stock market could still go 25k so dont rly wanna ashort jsut yet
[2017-02-15 21:18:11] cryptokeeper : and there will be no dumps..... mark my words. we are going after those 21k shorts
[2017-02-15 21:18:24] MikeHunt : venuezuela gone to shit but stock market gone high so US could too
[2017-02-15 21:18:27] cryptokeeper : might not be today... might not be tomorrow.... but it will happen
[2017-02-15 21:18:43] MikeHunt : cryptokeeper: 1030 max i'd say
[2017-02-15 21:18:45] MikeHunt : then dep
[2017-02-15 21:18:46] MikeHunt : demp
[2017-02-15 21:18:56] cryptokeeper : you don't do your research do you
[2017-02-15 21:19:02] cryptokeeper : 1050+ is where the 21k all get hurt
[2017-02-15 21:19:14] cryptokeeper : if it goes over 1050 we are going to 1200 no problem
[2017-02-15 21:19:21] rapidtrades : stop making shit up
[2017-02-15 21:19:38] cryptokeeper : ok i am making shit up... lol
[2017-02-15 21:19:40] cryptokeeper : whatever
[2017-02-15 21:19:46] cryptokeeper : i dont have anything to prove... i am providing info
[2017-02-15 21:19:54] cryptokeeper : take it or leave it.
[2017-02-15 21:20:23] cryptokeeper : amateur hour over here.
[2017-02-15 21:20:24] rapidtrades : u dont know shit, finex shorts could be arbing okc quaterly
[2017-02-15 21:20:27] BTCDJS : MikeHunt: Heres my TA evidence. 1W chart. Bounced off 100EMA twice, Bullish 30MA and 13EMA cross, Bullish TK cross above cloud, Price moved up through kumo twist, Price broke through resistance trend line. Over all chart ranged at the beginning then made a leg up, Has been ranging for a while, Ready for another leg up
[2017-02-15 21:20:35] cryptokeeper : rapidtrades: hahaha yeah?
[2017-02-15 21:20:54] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: saw an ascending triangle, looked bullish
[2017-02-15 21:20:57] cryptokeeper : rapidtrades... tell me right now.... how many "regular traders" consume the quarterly market
[2017-02-15 21:21:03] Ahhere : I believe u - respect for calling that pboc meeting dump last wk @cryptokeeper
[2017-02-15 21:21:12] cryptokeeper : Ahhere: thanx
[2017-02-15 21:21:25] cryptokeeper : hey rapidtrades
[2017-02-15 21:21:26] cryptokeeper : whats the number
[2017-02-15 21:21:30] cryptokeeper : quick.
[2017-02-15 21:21:39] MikeHunt : cryptokeeper: what makes u think the little guys matter?
[2017-02-15 21:21:41] cryptokeeper : IF they were ARBing... what percentile
[2017-02-15 21:21:49] BTCDJS : MikeHunt: How much more evidence do you need? Jeeze
[2017-02-15 21:21:58] rapidtrades : cryptokeeper: 99%
[2017-02-15 21:21:58] cryptokeeper : MikeHunt: they dont matter
[2017-02-15 21:22:03] cryptokeeper : rapidtrades: WRONG
[2017-02-15 21:22:07] cryptokeeper : at a MAXIMUM 40%
[2017-02-15 21:22:07] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: im uber paranoid so as much as possible ;)
[2017-02-15 21:22:12] BTCDJS : Forget the wedge. Its childsplay
[2017-02-15 21:22:19] cryptokeeper : and there is no way they are.
[2017-02-15 21:22:30] cryptokeeper : 60% of the market over there is the top 10. they run the shit over there
[2017-02-15 21:22:32] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: if it breaks triangle ill jump in
[2017-02-15 21:22:42] BTCDJS : It already did
[2017-02-15 21:22:50] cryptokeeper : 40% are the small fish
[2017-02-15 21:23:08] BTCDJS : Nevermind
[2017-02-15 21:23:08] cryptokeeper : so.... 10 PEOPLE. control 60% of the futures market over there
[2017-02-15 21:23:29] cryptokeeper : and you are telling me... that they are arbing from BFX? time for you to reassess rapidtrades
[2017-02-15 21:23:35] rapidtrades : u dont know anything so stop trying to act like u di
[2017-02-15 21:23:42] rapidtrades : do*
[2017-02-15 21:23:43] cryptokeeper : rapidtrades: you dont know anything
[2017-02-15 21:24:04] cryptokeeper : i am way more tied into things than you are... and i can bet money on that
[2017-02-15 21:24:10] rapidtrades : i dont act like i do b1tch
[2017-02-15 21:24:11] ^totalidiot : .
[2017-02-15 21:24:15] cryptokeeper : and i will leave it at that
[2017-02-15 21:24:27] ^totalidiot : .
[2017-02-15 21:24:31] rapidtrades : doesnt matter what ur tied to
[2017-02-15 21:24:48] cryptokeeper : rapidtrades: if you did proper diagnosis and research you would be agreeing with me
[2017-02-15 21:24:54] MikeHunt : cryptokeeper: u do seem a bit snake oily at times
[2017-02-15 21:24:56] Tetsuo : god plz
[2017-02-15 21:24:58] cryptokeeper : and talking to other peoples in a constructive effort
[2017-02-15 21:25:12] rapidtrades : cryptokeeper: we'll see, only 20 days to go
[2017-02-15 21:25:14] cryptokeeper : but you are all "you dont know shit... quit making up numbers... etc etc"
[2017-02-15 21:25:29] Tetsuo : you don´t know shit
[2017-02-15 21:25:32] cryptokeeper : and I am providing info to everyone here in the chat in honesty
[2017-02-15 21:25:36] MikeHunt : i think china capital controls will crash it b4 etf crash
[2017-02-15 21:25:39] Tetsuo : thx , not wanted
[2017-02-15 21:25:53] cryptokeeper : ok :)
[2017-02-15 21:26:07] rapidtrades : cryptokeeper: u provided some info then u added a bunch of unrelated conclusions
[2017-02-15 21:26:15] MikeHunt : rapidtrades: +1
[2017-02-15 21:26:19] Dynamix : http://fairpumps.net/blockchain-pumps/
[2017-02-15 21:26:23] Dynamix : Enjoy if you need haha :)
[2017-02-15 21:26:30] BTCDJS : MikeHunt:https://uk.tradingview.com/x/5Oz46IjQ/
[2017-02-15 21:26:35] BTCDJS : EURUSD
[2017-02-15 21:26:36] Dynamix : Going in that with 0.3 btc
[2017-02-15 21:26:37] sleger : cryptokeeper: rapid and mike dont want to hear the sad truth
[2017-02-15 21:26:40] sleger : forgive them
[2017-02-15 21:26:43] cryptokeeper : rapidtrades: how long have you been actively trading bitcoin
[2017-02-15 21:26:50] cryptokeeper : on a daily basis
[2017-02-15 21:27:12] sleger : and what's your average daily pnl ?
[2017-02-15 21:27:18] cryptokeeper : not asking that
[2017-02-15 21:27:28] cryptokeeper : asking how long he has been trading bitcoin for on a daily
[2017-02-15 21:27:55] cryptokeeper : sleger: I figure.... i am not tryhing to be troll or swing a chat to move a direction
[2017-02-15 21:27:58] BTCDJS : MikeHunt: Bought the dip MOFO
[2017-02-15 21:28:27] Rado : sup guys
[2017-02-15 21:28:30] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: buy this dip btc?
[2017-02-15 21:28:40] y1uy : cryptokeeper: rapid got burnt lol
[2017-02-15 21:28:45] BTCDJS : MikeHunt: huh?
[2017-02-15 21:28:52] cryptokeeper : y1uy: ??? explain... yeah he is DJ DEAD AIR right now
[2017-02-15 21:29:00] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: which dip did u buy? TSLA?
[2017-02-15 21:29:01] cryptokeeper : I wont get a response from him because he thinks i am trolling or some shit
[2017-02-15 21:29:11] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: sorry didnt see message
[2017-02-15 21:29:13] MikeHunt : nvm
[2017-02-15 21:29:25] BTCDJS : MikeHunt: EURUSD I just sent you a photo of it breaking through
[2017-02-15 21:29:32] rapidtrades : no i just think ur stupid so not worth my time @cryptokeeper
[2017-02-15 21:29:34] Tetsuo : u are acting and bragging around like a cock , that´s all
[2017-02-15 21:29:43] cryptokeeper : rapidtrades: lol you sound like a 18 year old child
[2017-02-15 21:29:44] y1uy : cryptokeeper: he seems miserable, and you're totally right about him, he's just acting like a typical peasant
[2017-02-15 21:29:51] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: damn gotta get me some euros
[2017-02-15 21:29:58] cryptokeeper : have fun child! do yourself a favour then and dont reply to my comments in the chat.
[2017-02-15 21:30:10] cryptokeeper : going forward... thanks in advance.
[2017-02-15 21:30:14] rapidtrades : then dont post bullshit
[2017-02-15 21:30:27] cryptokeeper : y1uy: yep
[2017-02-15 21:30:28] BTCDJS : cryptokeeper: Its not a chat. Its a TROLLBOX
[2017-02-15 21:30:29] y1uy : rapidtrades: man u post bullshit with every word u type in chat, stfu
[2017-02-15 21:30:32] cryptokeeper : BTCDJS: true
[2017-02-15 21:30:36] Adriana : MikeHunt: better get rubles! :)
[2017-02-15 21:30:43] cryptokeeper : y1uy: i gaurntee this child has been trading for like a year or two max
[2017-02-15 21:30:47] cryptokeeper : thinks he knows the market... etc etc
[2017-02-15 21:30:57] cryptokeeper : he is right and everybody else is wrong..... ego shit.
[2017-02-15 21:31:02] y1uy : lol i havent been trading for that long and even i dont think like that
[2017-02-15 21:31:19] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-15 21:31:31] trollbot : Did you hear what NASA's new slogan will be once their budget is cut? "NASA: The Sky's The Limit"
[2017-02-15 21:32:13] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Anyone here heard of Byteball?
[2017-02-15 21:32:23] rapidtrades : keep paying me longs
[2017-02-15 21:32:24] MikeHunt : Adriana: +1
[2017-02-15 21:32:26] cryptokeeper : BTCDJS: I miss BTCe troll box... but that was like 5 years ago
[2017-02-15 21:32:32] cryptokeeper : those were the days
[2017-02-15 21:32:36] y1uy : DorianWhack-A-Moto: yep
[2017-02-15 21:32:36] Ahhere : Man these chinese like to sleep
[2017-02-15 21:32:48] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: do u know how to calculate liq on 1broker?
[2017-02-15 21:32:59] y1uy : DorianWhack-A-Moto: looks very nice, but similar distribution to zcash
[2017-02-15 21:33:06] DorianWhack-A-Moto : y1uy: I thought it was a scam but got free money, so im happy
[2017-02-15 21:33:22] BTCDJS : MikeHunt: No. I dont get LIQed on 1Broker. I use stop losses
[2017-02-15 21:33:55] y1uy : DorianWhack-A-Moto: nice nice
[2017-02-15 21:34:18] -_- : i would talk in btce trollbox if they didnt require 1 btc
[2017-02-15 21:34:22] -_- : only the whales can talk in there now
[2017-02-15 21:34:40] Tetsuo : btc-e trollbox is full of fools
[2017-02-15 21:35:18] rapidtrades : Tetsuo: got ur money?
[2017-02-15 21:35:38] Tetsuo : rapidtrades: only in alts right now , sry
[2017-02-15 21:35:41] cryptokeeper : -_-: 1btc a whale?
[2017-02-15 21:35:49] cryptokeeper : we are in peasanty town :P jk
[2017-02-15 21:35:54] CutTheLosses : baby whale
[2017-02-15 21:36:04] rapidtrades : Tetsuo: did u get ur okc withdrawal
[2017-02-15 21:36:07] sleger : is it a fee to chat or min account balance the 1 btc ?
[2017-02-15 21:36:15] -_- : fee to chat btce
[2017-02-15 21:36:21] Tetsuo : rapidtrades: yeh 30h later without any comment
[2017-02-15 21:36:22] -_- : i mean 1 btc is needed in your account
[2017-02-15 21:36:29] sleger : oh then its nothing
[2017-02-15 21:36:31] rapidtrades : Tetsuo: wtf
[2017-02-15 21:36:32] sleger : it should be the same here
[2017-02-15 21:36:43] rapidtrades : its 1k usd not 1 btc
[2017-02-15 21:36:48] -_- : oh
[2017-02-15 21:36:58] BTCDJS : sleger: +1
[2017-02-15 21:37:00] -_- : but if there was a fee here then irc users and n00bs cant ask questions
[2017-02-15 21:37:06] cryptokeeper : -_-: yeah that is legit.... 1btc is nothing
[2017-02-15 21:37:07] -_- : poor noobs
[2017-02-15 21:37:11] Tetsuo : i would prefer payban
[2017-02-15 21:37:20] cryptokeeper : it filters out the peasants....
[2017-02-15 21:37:26] cryptokeeper : which is nice
[2017-02-15 21:37:31] rapidtrades : lol peasants
[2017-02-15 21:37:43] cryptokeeper : because its usually them that are the squeakiest wheels
[2017-02-15 21:37:49] BTCDJS : cryptokeeper: you sound like an absolute douchebag
[2017-02-15 21:37:58] rapidtrades : ur not gonna last here 1 month @cryptokeeper
[2017-02-15 21:37:59] sleger : no he's right
[2017-02-15 21:37:59] -_- : we found 1 person who doesnt have 1 btc
[2017-02-15 21:38:16] cryptokeeper : if your account has 1btc or greater you will at least be a more serious player
[2017-02-15 21:38:23] cryptokeeper : BTCDJS: sorry partially joking
[2017-02-15 21:38:24] sleger : the mini accounts are the loudest ones, and they never say anything interesting
[2017-02-15 21:38:25] BTCDJS : sleger: they are not peasants
[2017-02-15 21:38:34] cryptokeeper : rapidtrades: just so you know... ive been here since they opened.
[2017-02-15 21:38:42] sleger : BTCDJS: its meant as a joke
[2017-02-15 21:38:53] sleger : peasant
[2017-02-15 21:38:55] cryptokeeper : JOKE MAN.... chill :)
[2017-02-15 21:39:02] cryptokeeper : its an ashdrake saying
[2017-02-15 21:39:07] cryptokeeper : if you know him...
[2017-02-15 21:39:35] BTCDJS : but they do talk alot of shit
[2017-02-15 21:39:40] Adriana : MikeHunt: probably RUB will correct short term, but long term it may go another 10-15% up before the end of 2017
[2017-02-15 21:39:49] cryptokeeper : on BTCe trollbox? it used to be soo frickin funny
[2017-02-15 21:39:58] cryptokeeper : just gun-shot price estimations
[2017-02-15 21:40:03] cryptokeeper : "dump it/pump it"
[2017-02-15 21:40:26] kurkudu : sleger: agree about mini accs
[2017-02-15 21:40:45] cryptokeeper : sleger: +1
[2017-02-15 21:40:53] sleger : we still need to allow mikehunt though, need my indicator
[2017-02-15 21:40:59] cryptokeeper : sleger: hehehe
[2017-02-15 21:44:03] Noobz : I don't think a trollbox should be limited to a certain value on an account, however small accounts should be limited in their messages per day or per hour. So it has room for legit questions but prevents spam
[2017-02-15 21:44:10] rapidtrades : don't bet on the Ruble longterm, its a POS currency
[2017-02-15 21:44:38] rapidtrades : u might as well burn ur cash
[2017-02-15 21:44:48] sleger : Noobz: fair enough, allow 1 chat per 1$ of fee paid to bitmex
[2017-02-15 21:45:14] rapidtrades : sleger: are u long march here or shot march
[2017-02-15 21:45:23] cryptokeeper : Noobz: good point
[2017-02-15 21:45:38] sleger : rapidtrades: almost no xbth17 position
[2017-02-15 21:45:44] cryptokeeper : initially when we went on BTCe it was to stop the spam
[2017-02-15 21:45:56] cryptokeeper : because there were too many users.... screen was scrolling too fast..... and too much interest
[2017-02-15 21:46:01] cryptokeeper : that was the first run up to 1200
[2017-02-15 21:46:07] rapidtrades : TSLA 30.92% YTD
[2017-02-15 21:46:07] cryptokeeper : so you had to contain it
[2017-02-15 21:46:15] rapidtrades : what a joke of a company
[2017-02-15 21:46:24] sleger : rapidtrades: im up 52% in just over 2 months
[2017-02-15 21:46:42] rapidtrades : Model 3 hype boosts market cap past Nissan, approaching Ford
[2017-02-15 21:46:48] sleger : TSLA Buy Nov 22, 2016 200.00 184.51
[2017-02-15 21:48:05] rapidtrades : all of that rally is smoke and mirros
[2017-02-15 21:48:14] rapidtrades : Trump effect
[2017-02-15 21:48:20] rapidtrades : https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-01-26/musk-s-surprising-rapport-with-trump-yields-40-rally-for-tesla
[2017-02-15 21:48:46] Adriana : rapidtrades: I disagree. Most likely RUB will be the best performing fiat currency in 2017
[2017-02-15 21:49:11] BTCDJS : rapidtrades: that link takes you to 404
[2017-02-15 21:49:27] Noobz : BTCDJS: autocorrect drumpf
[2017-02-15 21:49:28] sleger : BTCDJS: read the link again
[2017-02-15 21:49:35] rapidtrades : Adriana: ha
[2017-02-15 21:49:45] rapidtrades : god damit bitmex
[2017-02-15 21:49:55] BTCDJS : https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-01-26/musk-s-surprising-rapport-with-trump-yields-40-rally-for-tesla
[2017-02-15 21:50:08] rapidtrades : Trump shouldn't be autocensored
[2017-02-15 21:50:12] rapidtrades : Trum.p
[2017-02-15 21:50:30] BTCDJS : rapidtrades: I know i pressed enter by accident after editing it in the chat
[2017-02-15 21:53:35] BTCDJS : Well thats old and it did break up to the upside (only by a little bit)
[2017-02-15 21:54:09] BTCDJS : We should call what this trollbox does Autoincorrect
[2017-02-15 21:56:19] BTCDJS : You can trade BTCUSD 10x now on 1broker. Used to only be 5x
[2017-02-15 21:56:25] yungyang : BTCDJS: haha yeah!! Autoincorrect! Brilliant!
[2017-02-15 21:57:03] BTCDJS : ?
[2017-02-15 21:57:15] aguia7 : Stop Limit, stop in profit, no work, why ? please
[2017-02-15 21:57:46] BTCDJS : works fine for me
[2017-02-15 21:58:47] aguia7 : Little volume in ethereum, so my order was not activated?
[2017-02-15 21:59:21] BTCDJS : aguia7: So you tried to use the stop in ETH7D?
[2017-02-15 21:59:57] BTCDJS : Look at the order book
[2017-02-15 22:01:44] aguia7 : I'm sold in eth, I'm winning, when the price came back, I took my Buy stop, my stop would be in profit, but did not close the order. I'll search the book ...
[2017-02-15 22:03:53] BTCDJS : aguia7: check your order history too. But yes low volume product
[2017-02-15 22:04:38] MikeHunt : Adriana: yeh
[2017-02-15 22:04:48] MikeHunt : also i think RUB good long term cuz Putin is good leader
[2017-02-15 22:04:53] MikeHunt : little rough but good mostly
[2017-02-15 22:05:03] MikeHunt : low taxes, reduced gun control recently, positive signs
[2017-02-15 22:05:08] MikeHunt : reduced regulation on SME
[2017-02-15 22:06:57] MadDog : What's up guys
[2017-02-15 22:07:09] MadDog : Just dumped another load of steem
[2017-02-15 22:07:23] MadDog : Too much FUD right now I don't think there will be a pump for at least a couple months yet
[2017-02-15 22:07:44] MadDog : Just put in a short to 950 with 35 contracts
[2017-02-15 22:07:59] odieoh : Gonna take a steeming dump?
[2017-02-15 22:08:05] MadDog : Already have bro.
[2017-02-15 22:08:18] MadDog : Gonna keep going week after week too..
[2017-02-15 22:08:32] rapidtrades : how is steem doing? i have a few bucks over there
[2017-02-15 22:08:33] MadDog : Nice to get in on a ponzi early
[2017-02-15 22:08:44] MadDog : Uhh, still drama about people draining reward pool
[2017-02-15 22:08:55] MadDog : now Bernie is accusing Steem Inc of taking 27% per day
[2017-02-15 22:09:07] rapidtrades : Bernie who
[2017-02-15 22:09:15] MadDog : Steem Inc has 3 million liquid in their @steemit account
[2017-02-15 22:09:35] MadDog : Bernie is Nextgencrypto.. in his 2 accounts.. megawhale that mined early and doesn't get along with Dan and Ned
[2017-02-15 22:09:43] MikeHunt : this is bernie: https://img1.etsystatic.com/054/0/6637507/il_570xN.711655059_rnkv.jpg
[2017-02-15 22:10:07] MadDog : I am hoping for a 50% dump on steem
[2017-02-15 22:10:13] MadDog : I would feel comfortable buying at 5-7 cents
[2017-02-15 22:10:36] rapidtrades : MadDog: should i sell my shit now?
[2017-02-15 22:10:38] amaru : MadDog: where do you short steem?
[2017-02-15 22:10:46] MadDog : rapidtrades, I'd hold.. everyone is buying now..
[2017-02-15 22:10:55] Ahhere : Steem was my biggest altcoin rape story.
[2017-02-15 22:10:58] MadDog : Amaru, if you could short steem i'd be rich
[2017-02-15 22:11:09] y1uy : btc-e looks like its stuck in time, the interface is so 2006
[2017-02-15 22:11:15] MadDog : If I could code I'd create "STEEMDUMP.COM"
[2017-02-15 22:11:19] MadDog : where you could short steem
[2017-02-15 22:11:31] aguia7 : Thanks BTCDJS, I just found the take profit in the book. My stop gain (buy stop from my sale) is not in the book, only in stop orders, the trigger was very far, should be this ... Here at Bitmex, fast operations are good, or not due to low volume? I'm operating in the medium term, I opened the trade yesterday, to close today.
[2017-02-15 22:11:39] MadDog : LOWSTEEM
[2017-02-15 22:11:59] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-15 22:12:01] trollbot : Husband asked his wife "why don't you tell me when you orgasm?" She replied "because I don't like calling you at work."
[2017-02-15 22:12:10] aguia7 : BTCDJS: Tks
[2017-02-15 22:12:16] amaru : MadDog: i thought you said you put in a short on steem
[2017-02-15 22:12:18] rapidtrades : /price
[2017-02-15 22:12:18] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1015.0
[2017-02-15 22:12:18] trollbot : itBit: 1014.95
[2017-02-15 22:12:18] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1012.16
[2017-02-15 22:12:19] trollbot : GDAX: 1015.15
[2017-02-15 22:12:19] trollbot : Kraken: 1015.3
[2017-02-15 22:12:19] trollbot : OKCoin: 997.99
[2017-02-15 22:12:20] BTCDJS : aguia7: NP
[2017-02-15 22:12:21] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-15 22:12:36] MadDog : no amaru I just shorted BTC.. at 1008.. taking profit at 950
[2017-02-15 22:12:39] Tetsuo : did i break it?
[2017-02-15 22:12:45] amaru : MadDog: ahh im sorry
[2017-02-15 22:12:45] y1uy : trollbot: trollbot leaving emotional scars since 2001
[2017-02-15 22:12:48] Dynamix : Them fake buy walls stand straight eh ?
[2017-02-15 22:12:49] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-15 22:12:55] trollbot : My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic... But if I'm gonna have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
[2017-02-15 22:12:55] MadDog : BRB going to tap more maple trees
[2017-02-15 22:13:12] rapidtrades : /joke
[2017-02-15 22:13:13] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-15 22:13:15] trollbot : Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi? Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
[2017-02-15 22:13:17] trollbot : I thought a vasectomy wouldn't get my wife pregnant.. Turns out, all it does is just change the color of the baby.
[2017-02-15 22:13:49] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-15 22:13:51] BTCDJS : These two jokes are so fucking funny
[2017-02-15 22:13:52] trollbot : Husband asked his wife "why don't you tell me when you orgasm?" She replied "because I don't like calling you at work."
[2017-02-15 22:13:52] MikeHunt : god made wifi, end of
[2017-02-15 22:14:08] rapidtrades : /joke
[2017-02-15 22:14:11] trollbot : As a German, you know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. Our engineering is perfect.
[2017-02-15 22:14:23] rapidtrades : /joke
[2017-02-15 22:14:24] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-15 22:14:25] BTCDJS : true
[2017-02-15 22:14:28] trollbot : My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like a princess. So I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French.
[2017-02-15 22:14:28] trollbot : These Bowling Green Massacre jokes are too soon Out of respect, we should at least wait until it takes place.
[2017-02-15 22:14:44] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-15 22:14:47] trollbot : My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like a princess. So I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French.
[2017-02-15 22:14:52] rapidtrades : /joke
[2017-02-15 22:14:52] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-15 22:14:54] trollbot : Most women would love to wake up on their birthday to the smell of fresh coffee, a nice breakfast, flowers and oral But not my Sister.
[2017-02-15 22:14:54] trollbot : I want to be a millionaire just like my dad!! “Wow, your dad’s a millionaire?” “No, but he always wanted to be.”
[2017-02-15 22:15:17] Tetsuo : not bad
[2017-02-15 22:15:30] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-15 22:15:35] trollbot : I put a black hole in my living room. It's great. Really pulls the room together.
[2017-02-15 22:15:44] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-15 22:15:47] trollbot : Genie: What is your first wish? joe: i want to be rich. genie: granted. what is your second wish? rich: i want lots of money.
[2017-02-15 22:16:06] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-15 22:16:09] trollbot : Only 1300's kids will get this.. The Black Plague
[2017-02-15 22:16:10] amaru : lol
[2017-02-15 22:16:18] Tetsuo : /joke
[2017-02-15 22:16:23] trollbot : I told my friends I had a date with a really attractive girl... they told me she was imaginary, but the jokes on them, because they are too.
[2017-02-15 22:16:35] MikeHunt : even trollb0t is short
[2017-02-15 22:16:45] Tetsuo : /trollbot sentiment?
[2017-02-15 22:16:58] rapidtrades : /sentiment
[2017-02-15 22:17:04] MikeHunt : 1300s h17 kids got black plague, sponsored by Rekt™
[2017-02-15 22:17:33] amaru : MikeHunt: wow h17 went to 1300?
[2017-02-15 22:17:49] MikeHunt : amaru: i think it did around early jan
[2017-02-15 22:17:51] MikeHunt : let me check
[2017-02-15 22:18:14] MikeHunt : amaru: yeh it did, about 1315 b4 crash
[2017-02-15 22:18:31] amaru : MikeHunt: wow
[2017-02-15 22:18:47] mrdoomsoon : https://www.tradingview.com/chart/BCHAIN/MKPRU/nvcHNfKD-The-235-Day-Cycle-somehow-is-Still-Not-Dead/ DEAL WITH IT!
[2017-02-15 22:19:18] mrdoomsoon : tomorrow will be a slaughtering of the bulls
[2017-02-15 22:19:35] -_- : dang that is soon
[2017-02-15 22:19:51] -_- : someone buy my short. this wont end well for the bulls
[2017-02-15 22:19:51] MikeHunt : mrdoomsoon: isnt it + or - 4 days?
[2017-02-15 22:20:51] MikeHunt : choyna capital controls might be able to do that
[2017-02-15 22:21:19] mrdoomsoon : it will start witin the next 24h, drop/short as soon as u see any signs of weekends, u will only have a few seconds before the slaughtering begins
[2017-02-15 22:21:35] mrdoomsoon : *weakness
[2017-02-15 22:22:14] MikeHunt : mrdoomsoon: how low do u think it will go?
[2017-02-15 22:23:00] mrdoomsoon : first stop 750-800$ then mini bulltrap before the carnage continues, ultimatively 2-400$ by summer
[2017-02-15 22:23:42] -_- : nice
[2017-02-15 22:23:46] mrdoomsoon : maybe 80$ for a few days
[2017-02-15 22:23:47] -_- : RIP ETF. RIP China
[2017-02-15 22:23:57] mrdoomsoon : if it get´s hardforked and then 2 bitcoins exist
[2017-02-15 22:23:59] -_- : no one wants to long because there is no bottom in BTC
[2017-02-15 22:24:06] mrdoomsoon : ^exactly
[2017-02-15 22:24:35] mrdoomsoon : China, ETF, blocksize limit, tx/s limit, this thing is crippled
[2017-02-15 22:24:35] -_- : large amounts of longs close on bitfinex and lots of shorts open. so suspicious
[2017-02-15 22:24:42] MikeHunt : mrdoomsoon: it'd take quite a lot of blackswans to do that
[2017-02-15 22:24:50] mrdoomsoon : large holders leaving the game
[2017-02-15 22:24:59] MikeHunt : mrdoomsoon: why would they do that?
[2017-02-15 22:25:01] -_- : and then record amount of open contracts on bitmex quarterly. okco1n quarterly big discount
[2017-02-15 22:25:03] y1uy : mrdoomsoon: ok, i will buy more, thanks
[2017-02-15 22:25:07] mrdoomsoon : chinese miners will have to sell on western exchanges when chinese ones get closed
[2017-02-15 22:25:36] MikeHunt : mrdoomsoon: why would big bag holders leave?
[2017-02-15 22:25:37] mrdoomsoon : after that hashrate drops, btc gets unsecure, another coin takes over
[2017-02-15 22:25:48] kurkudu : mrdoomsoon: what r u on, bro?
[2017-02-15 22:25:49] y1uy : mrdoomsoon: dogecoin?
[2017-02-15 22:25:53] mrdoomsoon : cuz if Bitcoin doesn´t upgrade they will change for the better coin
[2017-02-15 22:26:01] MikeHunt : LTC?
[2017-02-15 22:26:08] -_- : people will dump BTC and start buying ETH and XMR which all exchanges will add
[2017-02-15 22:26:18] -_- : no need for middleman BTC any more
[2017-02-15 22:26:32] CutTheLosses : we need mrmoonsoon
[2017-02-15 22:26:33] mrdoomsoon : depends on China, bon´t thik so, more likely ETH and XMR/ZCASH/DASH
[2017-02-15 22:27:14] mrdoomsoon : he said: all hope is lost
[2017-02-15 22:27:18] mrdoomsoon : and was gone with the wind
[2017-02-15 22:27:33] MadDog : MikeHunt when are you gonna invest in Noganoo MegaCorp? 3BMEX28RkLCr6qt9xLGARKCTpc87GEZFNx
[2017-02-15 22:27:51] MadDog : Promising 15,000% annual returns
[2017-02-15 22:27:54] BitMEX_Greg : MadDog: Please refrain from asking for donations
[2017-02-15 22:28:02] y1uy : MadDog: do u pay dividends in weed?
[2017-02-15 22:28:10] MadDog : Weed and beef jerky
[2017-02-15 22:28:22] MikeHunt : mrdoomsoon: but why would big bag holders walk away though?
[2017-02-15 22:28:32] rustiv : sounds like a good opportunity
[2017-02-15 22:28:53] sleger : BitMEX_Greg: make autocorrect to change "3BMEXxxxx" into "3BMEXyyyy" where yyyy is random
[2017-02-15 22:29:26] BitMEX_Greg : haha good suggestion. Or we could just automatically convert it into the insurance fund address
[2017-02-15 22:29:37] mrdoomsoon : MikeHunt: cuz BTC has no future if blocksize limit and tx/s limit doesn´t get resolved ,
[2017-02-15 22:29:47] y1uy : BitMEX_Greg: what cant i type tr.ump?
[2017-02-15 22:29:48] -_- : BitMEx will need to change from BTC only to the new coin once BTC falls and never recovers
[2017-02-15 22:29:53] y1uy : BitMEX_Greg: why
[2017-02-15 22:29:59] BitMEX_Greg : Trump
[2017-02-15 22:30:05] y1uy : Trump
[2017-02-15 22:30:08] MikeHunt : mrdoomsoon: true
[2017-02-15 22:30:13] BitMEX_Greg : Don't see any issue there @y1uy maybe you are typing it wrong
[2017-02-15 22:30:13] mrdoomsoon : the people of planet earth wan´t a leading cryptocurrency, but BTC is just not ready to do the job
[2017-02-15 22:30:24] y1uy : BitMEX_Greg: hah
[2017-02-15 22:30:26] Ahhere : mrdoomsoon: do you have link to the 235 day cycle chart with historical overlayed bubbles
[2017-02-15 22:30:36] BitMEX_Greg : haha :)
[2017-02-15 22:30:40] -_- : how do i get around word filter
[2017-02-15 22:30:43] sleger : Trrump
[2017-02-15 22:30:51] BitMEX_Greg : You don't
[2017-02-15 22:30:53] y1uy : BitMEX_Greg: disable the filter for me <3
[2017-02-15 22:30:54] -_- : and BitMEX admins can change our comments too
[2017-02-15 22:31:04] -_- : what we say
[2017-02-15 22:31:09] y1uy : BitMEX_Greg: ill give u 2 dogecoins
[2017-02-15 22:31:10] -_- : say i like cock
[2017-02-15 22:31:11] -_- : do it do it
[2017-02-15 22:31:17] Tetsuo : i like cock
[2017-02-15 22:31:27] y1uy : gay confirmed
[2017-02-15 22:31:28] Ahhere : lol
[2017-02-15 22:31:33] BitMEX_Greg : y1uy: haha no thanks
[2017-02-15 22:31:37] Ahhere : dick
[2017-02-15 22:31:42] Ahhere : i like dick
[2017-02-15 22:31:43] BTCDJS : lol
[2017-02-15 22:31:46] -_- : lol homo
[2017-02-15 22:31:51] -_- : unless you are a girl
[2017-02-15 22:31:54] -_- : then it's straight
[2017-02-15 22:31:55] Tetsuo : felt for the trap
[2017-02-15 22:32:05] y1uy : BitMEX_Greg: hillary
[2017-02-15 22:32:11] y1uy : BitMEX_Greg: no filter for this hmmm
[2017-02-15 22:32:11] Ahhere : lol
[2017-02-15 22:32:12] -_- : putin
[2017-02-15 22:32:18] -_- : russia
[2017-02-15 22:32:20] Ahhere : minge
[2017-02-15 22:32:30] y1uy : *thinks deeply*
[2017-02-15 22:32:33] Tetsuo : what happened to reduced fees @ okkcoin?
[2017-02-15 22:32:49] Tetsuo : thought this should be active by now
[2017-02-15 22:33:17] Tetsuo : seems like no one is participating
[2017-02-15 22:33:41] -_- : 6,839,308 Contracts on xbth17. that's what i hate. if you long or short now and pick the wrong direction the price will be 20-30 the other way before you know it
[2017-02-15 22:33:55] Tetsuo : yep
[2017-02-15 22:34:21] -_- : then you fomo close and get into position the other way and hope the rektage continues to make back what you lost
[2017-02-15 22:34:27] -_- : or else just wait for the move and hope you are at the computer
[2017-02-15 22:34:44] -_- : gonna be bloody
[2017-02-15 22:34:49] Tetsuo : why would you leave it in the first place?
[2017-02-15 22:35:17] -_- : you try not to
[2017-02-15 22:36:09] -_- : a lot of people are bullish but the chart looks so bearish
[2017-02-15 22:36:12] -_- : to me
[2017-02-15 22:37:20] y1uy : guys
[2017-02-15 22:37:23] y1uy : stop crying
[2017-02-15 22:37:27] Ahhere : Tetsuo: thats not fair volume is great
[2017-02-15 22:37:27] y1uy : we are still in bull trend
[2017-02-15 22:37:32] y1uy : https://www.tradingview.com/chart/BTCCNY/F2Hw2rN4-BTCCNY-Daily-update-Uptrend-speed-line-support-nearby/
[2017-02-15 22:37:43] Ahhere : 1.1btc this hour already
[2017-02-15 22:37:49] y1uy : look at that chart
[2017-02-15 22:37:50] y1uy : ;)
[2017-02-15 22:37:51] BTCDJS : -_-: youre looking at the wrong chart. Mine looks bullish
[2017-02-15 22:38:07] -_- : https://www.tradingview.com/chart/BCHAIN/MKPRU/nvcHNfKD-The-235-Day-Cycle-somehow-is-Still-Not-Dead/
[2017-02-15 22:38:10] MikeHunt : 1030 is possible me thinks
[2017-02-15 22:38:21] -_- : yeah 1030 fake out
[2017-02-15 22:38:29] -_- : i'll short like i've never shorted before
[2017-02-15 22:38:34] startChat : 1050
[2017-02-15 22:38:41] -_- : then get adl at 950 and miss the whole dump
[2017-02-15 22:38:57] DorianWhack-A-Moto : PBOC opens its doors in a couple of hours. Wonder what exciting things they'll say today
[2017-02-15 22:39:05] DorianWhack-A-Moto : if anything
[2017-02-15 22:39:30] y1uy : the 235 day cycle will die, we are in a new paradigm
[2017-02-15 22:39:40] -_- : get adl > short more > get adl > short more > get adl > long
[2017-02-15 22:39:54] -_- : i'll be the richest guy on bitmex then