This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

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[2017-02-15 04:33:58] cryptokeeper : peace out
[2017-02-15 04:35:58] -_- : i'm sure as soon as i leave btc will start dumping
[2017-02-15 04:37:14] -_- : i just want to see the outcome of the record amount of contracts for xbth17
[2017-02-15 04:46:12] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 04:46:12] Farzad : Bitstamp: 1009.00
[2017-02-15 04:50:32] narnarfromnarnia : are we all fucked?
[2017-02-15 04:55:19] micmix : Farzad: I would suggest making a separate account for the chat bot, and ask people to type bot name when doing query, something like `/price @pricebot`
[2017-02-15 04:56:32] Farzad : micmix: sure, I am going to register a new account for the bot. suggest names for it.
[2017-02-15 04:56:42] Farzad : It wont be just a price bot
[2017-02-15 04:56:49] Farzad : I am going to implement many commands
[2017-02-15 04:56:49] micmix : trollbot
[2017-02-15 04:57:03] MikeHunt : Farzad: is there somewhere i could learn how to make such a chatbot? i can already code, just wondering where to start
[2017-02-15 04:57:15] -_- : Don't pump okco1n quarterly
[2017-02-15 04:58:07] micmix : MikeHunt: take a look to chat API in API explorer
[2017-02-15 04:58:17] micmix : *at chat API
[2017-02-15 04:58:36] Farzad : MikeHunt: you can do it with any programming language. you need to learn Websocket, REST API and basic programming. thats it.
[2017-02-15 04:59:00] micmix : nodejs is the easiest imho
[2017-02-15 04:59:13] micmix : rekt is node
[2017-02-15 04:59:20] Farzad : micmix: If you like javascript, yes
[2017-02-15 04:59:46] micmix : even if you don't like js it's easy :smile:
[2017-02-15 04:59:52] Farzad : who has written REKT bot ?
[2017-02-15 04:59:56] micmix : me
[2017-02-15 05:00:22] Farzad : micmix: cool, man
[2017-02-15 05:01:35] MikeHunt : micmix: @Farzad thanks
[2017-02-15 05:01:37] foobar : what kind of returns you seeing on that rekt bot?
[2017-02-15 05:01:40] arbitrage101 : technology still too primitive
[2017-02-15 05:02:02] arbitrage101 : wish there is an anterface to plug in the brain
[2017-02-15 05:02:11] arbitrage101 : interface
[2017-02-15 05:02:33] arbitrage101 : brainbot
[2017-02-15 05:02:42] MikeHunt : arbitrage101: isnt zuckerberg working on that so he can rape minds?
[2017-02-15 05:02:43] micmix : foobar: 100 btc per month, all going to the insurance fund ;-)
[2017-02-15 05:03:11] foobar : wow..that is insanely awesome
[2017-02-15 05:03:17] arbitrage101 : yes
[2017-02-15 05:03:28] arbitrage101 : why would traders do such stupid traders
[2017-02-15 05:03:30] arbitrage101 : traders
[2017-02-15 05:03:33] arbitrage101 : opps
[2017-02-15 05:03:34] arbitrage101 : trades
[2017-02-15 05:04:00] arbitrage101 : MikeHunt: technology works both way
[2017-02-15 05:04:18] arbitrage101 : hard to say who has the advantage
[2017-02-15 05:05:15] micmix : foobar: REKT bot doesn't trade, it just announces all liquidation on bitmex
[2017-02-15 05:05:33] micmix : I mean everyone's liquidations
[2017-02-15 05:09:26] MikeHunt : micmix: wonder if trading on rekt would work...
[2017-02-15 05:17:10] l3f : foobar: He's making massive gains
[2017-02-15 05:17:18] l3f : with all the comedy futures' he's accumulating
[2017-02-15 05:19:00] foobar : oh, it is just listening on the liquidation topic and posting to chat.
[2017-02-15 05:19:14] narnarfromnarnia : we go to 1029
[2017-02-15 05:19:14] foobar : sorry, i thought it was actually announcing past trades it made
[2017-02-15 05:19:20] narnarfromnarnia : then dump
[2017-02-15 05:19:54] foobar : what's the point of that?
[2017-02-15 05:27:46] micmix : REKT is providing valuable service to the trollbox community, plus some entertainment :smile:
[2017-02-15 05:35:05] narnarfromnarnia : yes
[2017-02-15 05:35:12] narnarfromnarnia : keep the shit bots out
[2017-02-15 05:43:57] Rado : REKT is great
[2017-02-15 05:44:05] Rado : keep the shit users out
[2017-02-15 05:45:34] micmix : Rado: hey, how your bot was doing during this volatility?
[2017-02-15 05:46:05] Rado : Not very good
[2017-02-15 05:46:38] Rado : makes money very slow and then loses when there is volatility
[2017-02-15 05:46:49] Rado : not even sure what I need to change
[2017-02-15 05:47:10] micmix : ^^^ that's exactly what happens with naive market makers
[2017-02-15 05:47:26] Rado : :-)
[2017-02-15 05:47:45] Rado : I am not investing much at all
[2017-02-15 05:47:51] arbitrage101 : micmix: any tips
[2017-02-15 05:47:57] Rado : down from 1 BTC to 0.9
[2017-02-15 05:48:04] arbitrage101 : how do you quote anyway when the price index is obviously off
[2017-02-15 05:48:08] YOLOCOIN : smash
[2017-02-15 05:49:19] Rado : arbitrage101: you quote bas d on the current bid/ask and trades
[2017-02-15 05:50:26] arbitrage101 : i can understand the bot can make quite a lot, only if the are MMing across different exchanges
[2017-02-15 05:51:18] micmix : Rado: my bot is the opposite, makes little money (<0.5% per day) when it's quiet then makes bank when volatility is high
[2017-02-15 05:51:45] arbitrage101 : 0.5% per day is a lot of money
[2017-02-15 05:52:15] arbitrage101 : over 200% compound annualized
[2017-02-15 05:54:11] micmix : Rado: your first goal should be to stop losing during high volatility, try to go really wide or stop quoting altogether
[2017-02-15 05:55:45] arbitrage101 : micmix: think i know what you do now
[2017-02-15 05:56:00] micmix : arbitrage101: I really doubt that lol
[2017-02-15 05:56:03] arbitrage101 : this is what i do when trading manually
[2017-02-15 05:56:18] arbitrage101 : during volatile time
[2017-02-15 06:38:40] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 06:39:06] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 06:39:07] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1007.19
[2017-02-15 06:39:07] trollbot : itBit: 1007.93
[2017-02-15 06:39:07] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1008.7
[2017-02-15 06:39:07] trollbot : GDAX: 1009.1
[2017-02-15 06:39:08] trollbot : Kraken: 1011.87
[2017-02-15 06:39:08] trollbot : OKCoin: 994.49
[2017-02-15 06:39:30] Farzad : got it working boyz
[2017-02-15 06:39:37] arbitrage101 : Farzad: your bot?
[2017-02-15 06:39:41] arbitrage101 : /price
[2017-02-15 06:39:41] Farzad : yes
[2017-02-15 06:39:42] trollbot : itBit: 1007.93
[2017-02-15 06:39:42] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1007.18
[2017-02-15 06:39:42] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1008.7
[2017-02-15 06:39:42] trollbot : OKCoin: 993.69
[2017-02-15 06:39:57] arbitrage101 : Farzad: have mm bot?
[2017-02-15 06:40:04] Farzad : I do
[2017-02-15 06:40:14] arbitrage101 : does it work well
[2017-02-15 06:40:31] Farzad : yes, It is OK
[2017-02-15 06:40:37] arbitrage101 : nice
[2017-02-15 06:40:41] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 06:40:41] arbitrage101 : want to sell?
[2017-02-15 06:40:41] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1007.18
[2017-02-15 06:40:41] trollbot : itBit: 1007.93
[2017-02-15 06:40:42] trollbot : OKCoin: 993.69
[2017-02-15 06:40:42] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1008.7
[2017-02-15 06:40:42] trollbot : GDAX: 1009.17
[2017-02-15 06:40:42] trollbot : Kraken: 1011.87
[2017-02-15 06:40:59] Farzad : no, thanks
[2017-02-15 06:41:10] arbitrage101 : this trollbot
[2017-02-15 06:41:21] arbitrage101 : what language do you use
[2017-02-15 06:41:24] Farzad : you can get a programmer to write your own. if you have a good strategy.
[2017-02-15 06:41:36] Farzad : NodeJS
[2017-02-15 06:41:38] arbitrage101 : hard to find competent coder
[2017-02-15 06:41:52] Farzad : arbitrage101: true
[2017-02-15 06:42:06] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 06:42:07] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1006.21
[2017-02-15 06:42:07] trollbot : itBit: 1007.33
[2017-02-15 06:42:07] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1008.7
[2017-02-15 06:42:07] trollbot : GDAX: 1008.7
[2017-02-15 06:42:08] trollbot : Kraken: 1011.87
[2017-02-15 06:42:08] trollbot : OKCoin: 994.0
[2017-02-15 06:42:18] arbitrage101 : the price here
[2017-02-15 06:42:20] Farzad : well, we have our first command :D
[2017-02-15 06:42:25] arbitrage101 : is it last traded price?
[2017-02-15 06:42:27] Farzad : suggest next command
[2017-02-15 06:42:35] arbitrage101 : /proft
[2017-02-15 06:42:36] Farzad : yes, last trade price
[2017-02-15 06:42:48] arbitrage101 : then the bot gives us btc
[2017-02-15 06:42:54] Farzad : lol
[2017-02-15 06:44:14] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 06:44:14] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1007.20
[2017-02-15 06:44:14] trollbot : itBit: 1008.2
[2017-02-15 06:44:15] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1008.6
[2017-02-15 06:44:15] trollbot : GDAX: 1009.16
[2017-02-15 06:44:15] trollbot : Kraken: 1011.87
[2017-02-15 06:44:15] trollbot : OKCoin: 994.49
[2017-02-15 06:44:35] arbitrage101 : i think people will abuse it
[2017-02-15 06:44:41] arbitrage101 : and bitmex staff will ban your bot
[2017-02-15 06:45:08] Farzad : bitmex should ban the people who abuse it. lol
[2017-02-15 06:45:16] arbitrage101 : well
[2017-02-15 06:45:25] Farzad : actually I can put in a timer
[2017-02-15 06:45:26] arbitrage101 : people who abuse it are paying customers
[2017-02-15 06:45:35] arbitrage101 : the bot isnt paying customers
[2017-02-15 06:45:43] Farzad : so people cant abuse it
[2017-02-15 06:46:35] Farzad : I actually think butmex should start paying me
[2017-02-15 06:46:38] Farzad : lol
[2017-02-15 06:47:24] Farzad : arbitrage101: try freelancer to find a coder
[2017-02-15 06:47:42] arbitrage101 : have bad experience dealing with freelancer
[2017-02-15 06:47:50] Farzad : arbitrage101: you may look at their reviews and dont pick a cheap coder
[2017-02-15 06:48:15] arbitrage101 : review can be faked
[2017-02-15 06:48:21] arbitrage101 : and manipulated
[2017-02-15 06:48:32] arbitrage101 : many ways to game the system
[2017-02-15 06:48:37] arbitrage101 : like everything in life
[2017-02-15 06:49:19] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 06:49:19] trollbot : itBit: 1008.2
[2017-02-15 06:49:20] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1008.6
[2017-02-15 06:49:20] trollbot : GDAX: 1009.05
[2017-02-15 06:49:20] trollbot : OKCoin: 994.48
[2017-02-15 06:49:20] trollbot : Kraken: 1011.12
[2017-02-15 07:00:18] odieoh : its a slippin and a slidin
[2017-02-15 07:03:12] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 07:03:13] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1005.96
[2017-02-15 07:03:13] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1006.6
[2017-02-15 07:03:13] trollbot : itBit: 1006.84
[2017-02-15 07:03:13] trollbot : GDAX: 1008.9
[2017-02-15 07:03:14] trollbot : OKCoin: 992.98
[2017-02-15 07:03:14] trollbot : Kraken: 1011.11
[2017-02-15 07:04:24] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 07:04:24] trollbot : itBit: 1006.84
[2017-02-15 07:04:24] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1006.5
[2017-02-15 07:04:24] trollbot : Kraken: 1011.11
[2017-02-15 07:04:24] trollbot : GDAX: 1008.6
[2017-02-15 07:04:29] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1004.28
[2017-02-15 07:04:31] trollbot : OKCoin: 991.99
[2017-02-15 07:04:47] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 10000 @ 997.46
[2017-02-15 07:04:47] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 2700 @ 997.28
[2017-02-15 07:04:47] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 500 @ 998.25
[2017-02-15 07:04:47] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 8550 @ 997.31
[2017-02-15 07:04:56] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 540 @ 996.72
[2017-02-15 07:04:56] REKT : Next stop - goblin town!
[2017-02-15 07:05:14] YOLOCOIN : DDEEEEENG
[2017-02-15 07:05:17] YOLOCOIN : NICE SMASH
[2017-02-15 07:05:45] -_- : no
[2017-02-15 07:05:54] -_- : i was gonna short more before that
[2017-02-15 07:06:12] -_- : didnt time it right. should have just shorted and trusted it would dump
[2017-02-15 07:06:30] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 07:06:30] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1002.72
[2017-02-15 07:06:30] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1006.1
[2017-02-15 07:06:30] trollbot : itBit: 1006.84
[2017-02-15 07:06:30] trollbot : GDAX: 1008.51
[2017-02-15 07:06:31] trollbot : Kraken: 1010.55
[2017-02-15 07:06:31] trollbot : OKCoin: 989.84
[2017-02-15 07:06:50] YOLOCOIN : big balls helps
[2017-02-15 07:06:54] heheh lo : okcasino at its best
[2017-02-15 07:06:56] -_- : when quarterly hit 919 i was like hmm
[2017-02-15 07:07:00] YOLOCOIN : you're still small breh
[2017-02-15 07:07:28] arbitrage101 : -_-: which quaterly
[2017-02-15 07:07:33] -_- : okc
[2017-02-15 07:07:38] -_- : hit 191.89
[2017-02-15 07:07:49] arbitrage101 : -_-: are you trading spread?
[2017-02-15 07:07:49] -_- : but with okc spot not pumping i figured this could still go down
[2017-02-15 07:07:52] -_- : 919.99
[2017-02-15 07:08:07] -_- : no i was trading for like a 100 dump
[2017-02-15 07:08:22] -_- : but didnt want to 100% short just in case 1000 broke and price started pumping
[2017-02-15 07:08:24] arbitrage101 : there are some good traders here who think counter party risk at okc is high
[2017-02-15 07:08:29] arbitrage101 : what do you think?
[2017-02-15 07:09:00] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 07:09:01] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1004.26
[2017-02-15 07:09:01] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1006.0
[2017-02-15 07:09:01] trollbot : itBit: 1006.84
[2017-02-15 07:09:01] trollbot : Kraken: 1010.62
[2017-02-15 07:09:01] trollbot : GDAX: 1008.22
[2017-02-15 07:09:02] trollbot : OKCoin: 990.96
[2017-02-15 07:10:53] -_- : i think okco1n.com is okay
[2017-02-15 07:11:15] -_- : if okco1n wants to ruin their reputation they would selectively scam and shit
[2017-02-15 07:11:22] -_- : which i dont think they will
[2017-02-15 07:11:45] -_- : anyways okc quarterly bounced $16 so this was a test dump or something
[2017-02-15 07:11:53] -_- : not the dump i was looking for
[2017-02-15 07:12:19] arbitrage101 : the drop just now is less than 1%
[2017-02-15 07:12:39] arbitrage101 : just noise
[2017-02-15 07:12:43] BTCDJS : Farzad: high five ✋
[2017-02-15 07:13:09] Farzad : BTCDJS: :highfive:
[2017-02-15 07:13:16] -_- : damn whales on okc slowing this dump down
[2017-02-15 07:13:21] Farzad : how do u send this ? lol
[2017-02-15 07:13:34] arbitrage101 : ✋
[2017-02-15 07:13:39] arbitrage101 : copy and paste
[2017-02-15 07:13:46] Farzad : ✋
[2017-02-15 07:13:46] BTCDJS : Huh?
[2017-02-15 07:13:58] BTCDJS : no you just add an emoji
[2017-02-15 07:14:07] Farzad : what is the emoji code ?
[2017-02-15 07:14:19] Farzad : :shirt:
[2017-02-15 07:14:28] Farzad : :bitcoin:
[2017-02-15 07:14:36] BTCDJS : its on the phone or computer already
[2017-02-15 07:14:49] BTCDJS : you pick it from a list
[2017-02-15 07:15:09] Farzad : what do u think about /joke command ?
[2017-02-15 07:15:14] BTCDJS : in languages on iPhone keyboard
[2017-02-15 07:15:23] -_- : http://emojipedia.org/raised-hand/
[2017-02-15 07:15:25] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-15 07:15:30] -_- : copy and paste from that site
[2017-02-15 07:15:41] Farzad : it is not implemented yet
[2017-02-15 07:16:02] Farzad : it can be useful for when people are bored
[2017-02-15 07:16:26] BTCDJS : Sure
[2017-02-15 07:17:34] -_- : didnt take much for xbth17 to drop $10
[2017-02-15 07:17:45] -_- : if this really gets going on a dump then watch out
[2017-02-15 07:17:56] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 07:17:57] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1007.89
[2017-02-15 07:17:57] trollbot : itBit: 1007.2
[2017-02-15 07:17:57] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1007.0
[2017-02-15 07:17:57] trollbot : GDAX: 1008.76
[2017-02-15 07:17:57] trollbot : Kraken: 1009.96
[2017-02-15 07:17:59] trollbot : OKCoin: 993.01
[2017-02-15 07:19:53] arbitrage101 : -_-: think the future price is a prediction ?
[2017-02-15 07:20:07] arbitrage101 : on okc that is
[2017-02-15 07:20:45] -_- : not really
[2017-02-15 07:20:57] -_- : it goes up and down way more than okc spot
[2017-02-15 07:21:02] arbitrage101 : the traders there just giving out free money then?
[2017-02-15 07:21:03] -_- : order book very thin
[2017-02-15 07:21:10] -_- : yeah
[2017-02-15 07:21:18] -_- : if you can figure out where it randomly stops
[2017-02-15 07:21:23] -_- : you could play $20 swings
[2017-02-15 07:21:29] -_- : or more
[2017-02-15 07:21:40] -_- : like just now $25 dump
[2017-02-15 07:21:45] jonny : will china dump most of the year since they pumped most of the previous ~14 month ?
[2017-02-15 07:21:55] -_- : when bitfinex was $7
[2017-02-15 07:22:17] -_- : china will try to keep price down till everything is back up and running
[2017-02-15 07:22:25] arbitrage101 : china price was always leading indicator
[2017-02-15 07:22:29] arbitrage101 : to me
[2017-02-15 07:22:33] -_- : yeah
[2017-02-15 07:22:39] jonny : i got millions of bitcoins
[2017-02-15 07:22:46] jonny : :]
[2017-02-15 07:23:05] -_- : well that sucked. still 2 soon for doom
[2017-02-15 07:23:09] -_- : maybe in 1-2 hours
[2017-02-15 07:23:17] -_- : back to waiting
[2017-02-15 07:23:39] -_- : maybe i'll short more on this bounce now and lower my average
[2017-02-15 07:23:56] -_- : since it's looking more likely a flash dump may occur
[2017-02-15 07:25:51] REKT : Liquidated short on `DASH7D`: buy 30 @ 0.018848
[2017-02-15 07:31:28] jonny : better you be long and short at once
[2017-02-15 07:43:50] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 07:43:51] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1004.43
[2017-02-15 07:43:51] trollbot : itBit: 1005.13
[2017-02-15 07:43:51] trollbot : GDAX: 1008.51
[2017-02-15 07:43:51] trollbot : Kraken: 1007.3
[2017-02-15 07:43:52] trollbot : OKCoin: 991.01
[2017-02-15 07:44:01] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-15 07:44:02] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1004.4
[2017-02-15 07:44:02] trollbot : a Perfect 10, but also Imaginary
[2017-02-15 07:44:02] trollbot : My Girlfriend is the Square Root of -100
[2017-02-15 07:44:24] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-15 07:44:26] trollbot : A Polish joke translated to english
[2017-02-15 07:44:26] trollbot : Two guys were living in the same apartment building in identical flats. The first guy visits the second one and sees that he just painted his flat and it looks great. "This looks amazing" the first guy says and asks how many cans of paint he bought. The second guy says he bought seven. The next day the first guy drives to the store, buys seven cans of paint and starts painting his flat. After few hours he finishes the whole thing but he realises that he used only three cans of paint. He calls the second guy: "Hey man I've just finished painting the whole place, but I've used only 3 cans of paint and I have 4 left!" Second guy - "Yeah, me too."
[2017-02-15 07:46:53] Farzad : sorry guys about spamming trollbox
[2017-02-15 07:47:06] Farzad : testing my chat bot
[2017-02-15 07:47:42] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-15 07:47:43] trollbot : Is one of them meant to be bigger than the others.
[2017-02-15 07:47:43] trollbot : Doctor doctor, I think I have a problem with my testicles
[2017-02-15 07:49:46] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-15 07:49:47] trollbot : To be frank I'd have to get a new ID card.
[2017-02-15 07:51:03] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-15 07:51:05] trollbot : A tree falls on a woman. Does it make a sound? Idk. The better question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?
[2017-02-15 07:53:13] micmix : crickets... you have to get better jokes...
[2017-02-15 07:53:53] Farzad : I get jokes from top posts of reddit !
[2017-02-15 07:54:15] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-15 07:54:16] trollbot : Just found an app that tells you which of your family members and friends are racist. It's called Facebook.
[2017-02-15 07:58:24] YOLOCOIN : ran out of juice
[2017-02-15 07:58:34] YOLOCOIN : INCOMING SMASH
[2017-02-15 08:00:02] Farzad : it should be better now
[2017-02-15 08:00:13] Farzad : changed it to top jokes of the month
[2017-02-15 08:00:25] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-15 08:00:31] trollbot : Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?" He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."
[2017-02-15 08:12:58] Sinterklaas : ;)
[2017-02-15 08:13:33] jonny : trollbot:true story
[2017-02-15 08:13:50] Farzad2 : lol
[2017-02-15 08:14:18] Farzad2 : /joke
[2017-02-15 08:14:19] trollbot : Every "yo momma" joke has been done thousands of times, by thousands of different people. Kinda like yo momma.
[2017-02-15 08:15:17] jonny : short short short long and long long short horizontal short
[2017-02-15 08:15:42] Farzad2 : /price
[2017-02-15 08:15:43] trollbot : itBit: 1007.26
[2017-02-15 08:15:43] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1008.33
[2017-02-15 08:15:43] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1007.4
[2017-02-15 08:15:43] trollbot : GDAX: 1009.38
[2017-02-15 08:15:44] trollbot : Kraken: 1009.93
[2017-02-15 08:15:45] trollbot : OKCoin: 992.42
[2017-02-15 08:17:30] rogue : who's the woodchipper?
[2017-02-15 08:17:35] rogue : what is*
[2017-02-15 08:17:40] Farzad2 : O K C O I N
[2017-02-15 08:17:45] rogue : lol
[2017-02-15 08:21:01] Farzad2 : /joke
[2017-02-15 08:21:01] trollbot : Steve jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump. But its a silly comparison really, its like comparing apples to oranges.
[2017-02-15 08:22:25] NukeLaloosh : sorry to interrupt on this spectacular joke session--is the .XBT index still 50/50 okc usd and bitstamp usd? the kaiko site doesn't show it
[2017-02-15 08:23:45] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 08:23:46] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1005.46
[2017-02-15 08:23:46] trollbot : itBit: 1007.03
[2017-02-15 08:23:46] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1006.2
[2017-02-15 08:23:46] trollbot : Kraken: 1007.37
[2017-02-15 08:23:47] trollbot : OKCoin: 992.13
[2017-02-15 08:24:13] Farzad : I guess it is, the only major exchange below $1000 is okc
[2017-02-15 08:24:46] Farzad : and .XBT is below $1000 right now
[2017-02-15 08:45:52] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-15 08:45:58] trollbot : Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?" He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."
[2017-02-15 08:47:01] BTCDJS : ^^^this joke is gay^^^
[2017-02-15 08:48:43] BTCDJS : I like these new features
[2017-02-15 08:50:57] BTCDJS : /price
[2017-02-15 08:50:58] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1008.63
[2017-02-15 08:50:58] trollbot : itBit: 1008.59
[2017-02-15 08:50:58] trollbot : GDAX: 1010.51
[2017-02-15 08:50:58] trollbot : Kraken: 1007.31
[2017-02-15 08:50:59] trollbot : OKCoin: 994.47
[2017-02-15 08:51:03] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1008.5
[2017-02-15 08:53:06] ross : Who needs multiple monitors and different charts now..
[2017-02-15 09:09:43] jigsaw : /price
[2017-02-15 09:09:43] trollbot : itBit: 1008.46
[2017-02-15 09:09:43] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1008.4
[2017-02-15 09:09:43] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1008.00
[2017-02-15 09:09:43] trollbot : Kraken: 1008.31
[2017-02-15 09:09:43] trollbot : GDAX: 1011.13
[2017-02-15 09:09:44] trollbot : OKCoin: 994.32
[2017-02-15 09:10:24] jigsaw : /rise
[2017-02-15 09:10:44] Kinda : how is the liquidity on FCT XRP and REP when they are getting pumped?
[2017-02-15 09:30:31] narnarfromnarnia : where is support
[2017-02-15 09:33:38] narnarfromnarnia : i see it didn't even hit my liquidation price nearly
[2017-02-15 09:33:44] narnarfromnarnia : but i was liq'd
[2017-02-15 09:34:03] narnarfromnarnia : wow
[2017-02-15 09:34:28] aguia7 : Forex or criptocurrency ?
[2017-02-15 09:34:37] narnarfromnarnia : support team
[2017-02-15 09:35:09] narnarfromnarnia : this is bs
[2017-02-15 09:35:51] REKT : Liquidated long on `XMR7D`: sell 1500 @ 0.013284
[2017-02-15 09:36:24] narnarfromnarnia : guys some shady stuff for real going on
[2017-02-15 09:38:10] narnarfromnarnia : https://www.linkedin.com/company/bitmex
[2017-02-15 09:39:21] narnarfromnarnia : has this turned into a whore house or what?
[2017-02-15 09:39:34] Noobz : narnarfromnarnia: what price were you liq'd?
[2017-02-15 09:39:35] elmorte : narnarfromnarnia: did you email support?
[2017-02-15 09:39:46] narnarfromnarnia : elmorte: will it help?
[2017-02-15 09:39:50] elmorte : YES
[2017-02-15 09:40:09] narnarfromnarnia : why are they non responsive?
[2017-02-15 09:40:18] elmorte : In the trollbox?
[2017-02-15 09:40:35] narnarfromnarnia : usually yes they are
[2017-02-15 09:40:48] elmorte : but they're not now, so just email them
[2017-02-15 09:41:20] narnarfromnarnia : are you an advocate for this rip??
[2017-02-15 09:41:24] narnarfromnarnia : jk
[2017-02-15 09:41:57] narnarfromnarnia : they clearly have this mis adjusted
[2017-02-15 09:42:35] Tetsuo : narnarfromnarnia: did u got rekt and now blame the game bulltard?
[2017-02-15 09:43:02] narnarfromnarnia : no man i got rekt and price here never reached my liq
[2017-02-15 09:43:15] narnarfromnarnia : it was protected
[2017-02-15 09:43:48] narnarfromnarnia : whatever this new shit is
[2017-02-15 09:43:53] narnarfromnarnia : i dont get it
[2017-02-15 09:44:02] Kinda : how is the liquidity on XRP or FCT when it pumps on polo? Can I get rid of my contracts?
[2017-02-15 09:44:13] narnarfromnarnia : Kinda: rape
[2017-02-15 09:44:22] narnarfromnarnia : support
[2017-02-15 09:44:27] narnarfromnarnia : bot
[2017-02-15 09:44:29] Tetsuo : Kinda: yes
[2017-02-15 09:44:38] Kinda : Tetsuo: thank you
[2017-02-15 09:45:55] narnarfromnarnia : how do i contact support?
[2017-02-15 09:45:58] narnarfromnarnia : reddit?
[2017-02-15 09:46:17] narnarfromnarnia : im going to take screen shots
[2017-02-15 09:48:39] freefall : maybe ADL?
[2017-02-15 09:49:54] narnarfromnarnia : wow
[2017-02-15 09:50:39] narnarfromnarnia : ok i've messaged, next step is a chart and a wallet screen shot?
[2017-02-15 09:52:02] narnarfromnarnia : Tetsuo: tard
[2017-02-15 09:52:28] narnarfromnarnia : 1k is stable
[2017-02-15 09:52:46] Farzad2 : /price
[2017-02-15 09:52:46] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1007.85
[2017-02-15 09:52:47] trollbot : itBit: 1009.34
[2017-02-15 09:52:47] trollbot : GDAX: 1012
[2017-02-15 09:52:47] trollbot : OKCoin: 993.62
[2017-02-15 09:52:51] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1009.7
[2017-02-15 09:52:51] trollbot : Kraken: 1011.95
[2017-02-15 09:53:21] narnarfromnarnia : this feels like a whore house now
[2017-02-15 09:53:42] narnarfromnarnia : wow
[2017-02-15 09:53:57] Tetsuo : no need to insult rektard
[2017-02-15 09:54:09] Farzad2 : buy on woochipper, sell on GDAX 2% profit. easy
[2017-02-15 09:54:26] narnarfromnarnia : Tetsuo: no insulat bra
[2017-02-15 09:54:49] narnarfromnarnia : 5 dollars above is destroyer from internal data
[2017-02-15 09:55:45] narnarfromnarnia : i have charts this index is a rip
[2017-02-15 09:56:06] Farzad2 : narnarfromnarnia: which index ?
[2017-02-15 09:56:26] narnarfromnarnia : Farzad2: this price never hit my liq
[2017-02-15 09:56:33] narnarfromnarnia : i was liq'd
[2017-02-15 09:56:46] narnarfromnarnia : few bucks above and bounced up
[2017-02-15 09:56:52] narnarfromnarnia : it's fine
[2017-02-15 09:57:07] Farzad2 : narnarfromnarnia: may be you are calculating something wrong
[2017-02-15 09:57:18] Farzad2 : narnarfromnarnia: contact bitmex support
[2017-02-15 09:57:20] narnarfromnarnia : i am looking at the chart
[2017-02-15 09:57:35] narnarfromnarnia : it hasn't moved
[2017-02-15 09:57:50] narnarfromnarnia : yeah normally support is here
[2017-02-15 09:57:58] narnarfromnarnia : but now it's bot whores
[2017-02-15 09:58:12] Farzad2 : I am dev of this bot ! LOL
[2017-02-15 09:58:19] Farzad2 : why u insult me ?
[2017-02-15 09:58:23] narnarfromnarnia : turn it off
[2017-02-15 09:58:41] Farzad2 : dont use it if u dont like it. other users have asked for it.
[2017-02-15 09:59:04] Farzad2 : just chill buddy
[2017-02-15 09:59:04] narnarfromnarnia : ok btce
[2017-02-15 09:59:42] narnarfromnarnia : i've lost thousands here already
[2017-02-15 09:59:49] narnarfromnarnia : even past my liq
[2017-02-15 09:59:52] narnarfromnarnia : or w/e
[2017-02-15 10:00:06] narnarfromnarnia : they liq'd me in sideways shit chop
[2017-02-15 10:00:19] narnarfromnarnia : and the price was way above my liq
[2017-02-15 10:00:24] narnarfromnarnia : i've emailed
[2017-02-15 10:00:27] narnarfromnarnia : i have screens
[2017-02-15 10:00:39] narnarfromnarnia : and trading view to confirm
[2017-02-15 10:00:42] narnarfromnarnia : beware
[2017-02-15 10:00:49] Farzad2 : well, let us know how it goes
[2017-02-15 10:01:06] narnarfromnarnia : it's insider for sure
[2017-02-15 10:01:20] Farzad2 : no one wants to get liquidated above liquidation price
[2017-02-15 10:01:21] Dynamix : To long or to short ?
[2017-02-15 10:01:27] narnarfromnarnia : i could care less
[2017-02-15 10:01:56] narnarfromnarnia : i was long and liq like a few under where it even hit
[2017-02-15 10:02:00] Dynamix : Man ive seen scarface last night the movie its 10/10 fun , jokes and killer movie
[2017-02-15 10:02:13] narnarfromnarnia : Dynamix: i love scareface
[2017-02-15 10:02:13] Dynamix : recommend for who didnt watch it lel
[2017-02-15 10:02:26] Farzad2 : Time to download :D
[2017-02-15 10:02:29] Dynamix : narnarfromnarnia: I love it too haha
[2017-02-15 10:02:31] narnarfromnarnia : Farzad2: thanks
[2017-02-15 10:02:44] Farzad2 : who likes a movie download bot ? :p
[2017-02-15 10:02:44] narnarfromnarnia : i was liq'd for no f'n reason
[2017-02-15 10:02:52] Dynamix : Glad i closed my position at 995
[2017-02-15 10:02:54] Farzad2 : just kidding
[2017-02-15 10:02:55] narnarfromnarnia : yea throw that in too
[2017-02-15 10:03:02] Dynamix : profits hehe
[2017-02-15 10:03:30] narnarfromnarnia : dude this is a joke though right?
[2017-02-15 10:03:41] Farzad2 : narnarfromnarnia: what ?
[2017-02-15 10:03:44] narnarfromnarnia : if not it's kinda serious
[2017-02-15 10:03:53] narnarfromnarnia : over lev'd ok
[2017-02-15 10:04:02] narnarfromnarnia : but accuracy is way off the charts
[2017-02-15 10:04:17] ayy_lmao : what price did u get liq at
[2017-02-15 10:04:29] narnarfromnarnia : 998
[2017-02-15 10:04:32] narnarfromnarnia : i dunno
[2017-02-15 10:04:34] ayy_lmao : on march?
[2017-02-15 10:04:39] narnarfromnarnia : perp
[2017-02-15 10:04:48] narnarfromnarnia : 994 liq
[2017-02-15 10:05:10] narnarfromnarnia : it never hit that
[2017-02-15 10:05:15] ayy_lmao : the mark price never hit that?
[2017-02-15 10:05:34] narnarfromnarnia : what mark
[2017-02-15 10:05:38] narnarfromnarnia : okcoin?
[2017-02-15 10:05:43] narnarfromnarnia : okc
[2017-02-15 10:05:59] Farzad2 : narnarfromnarnia: yes, u should look at mark price
[2017-02-15 10:06:10] Farzad2 : not last trade
[2017-02-15 10:06:59] Farzad2 : chart is not accurate for this matter
[2017-02-15 10:07:10] Farzad2 : they use mark price for liq price
[2017-02-15 10:07:14] narnarfromnarnia : ok
[2017-02-15 10:07:14] freefall : who is spamming the T&S?:D
[2017-02-15 10:07:30] narnarfromnarnia : something happened at another exchange and liq'd everyone?
[2017-02-15 10:07:39] narnarfromnarnia : support replied
[2017-02-15 10:07:44] narnarfromnarnia : let's wait
[2017-02-15 10:08:08] narnarfromnarnia : my buddy had almost the same liq
[2017-02-15 10:08:11] Farzad2 : freefall: what is T&S ?
[2017-02-15 10:08:12] narnarfromnarnia : no issues
[2017-02-15 10:08:23] freefall : Farzad2: time and sales
[2017-02-15 10:08:23] narnarfromnarnia : tits and asss
[2017-02-15 10:08:25] narnarfromnarnia : Farzad2:
[2017-02-15 10:08:33] freefall : or recent trades, how ever you like to call it
[2017-02-15 10:08:49] narnarfromnarnia : it was several above here on my liq
[2017-02-15 10:09:09] narnarfromnarnia : i'd be fine regardless bad taste
[2017-02-15 10:09:12] Farzad2 : freefall: it is definitelya bot
[2017-02-15 10:09:24] Farzad2 : freefall: adjust hedge position ;)
[2017-02-15 10:09:42] Farzad2 : narnarfromnarnia: what did support say ?
[2017-02-15 10:09:42] freefall : pretty stupid bot :D paying spamm submission:D
[2017-02-15 10:09:55] narnarfromnarnia : Farzad2: waiting
[2017-02-15 10:10:00] narnarfromnarnia : but will be standard
[2017-02-15 10:10:05] Dynamix : We going dooown
[2017-02-15 10:10:18] narnarfromnarnia : yes you got rekts
[2017-02-15 10:10:38] narnarfromnarnia : 1k is safe
[2017-02-15 10:10:38] BarefootFlash : Dynamix: you short on that drop earlier today?
[2017-02-15 10:11:12] narnarfromnarnia : anyone rekt peeps on that is bad news
[2017-02-15 10:11:24] Dynamix : BarefootFlash: i had a limit at 995