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BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

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[2017-02-15 03:38:07] -_- : anyone got it handy
[2017-02-15 03:38:12] -_- : plz
[2017-02-15 03:38:17] sleger : bfxnaked.com
[2017-02-15 03:40:06] niko : wait so eth is gonna down in five hours go up?
[2017-02-15 03:40:13] Dynamix : Going to 990
[2017-02-15 03:40:30] YOLOCOIN : 880
[2017-02-15 03:43:40] y1uy : YOLOCOIN: meh that post seems off, can be fake easily
[2017-02-15 03:47:21] -_- : 800 BTC in shorts were closed on Bitfinex recently.
[2017-02-15 03:47:22] foobar : can anyone with api experience explain what the error "Instruments do not match" on an bulk order request means?
[2017-02-15 03:47:30] -_- : hence the volume and price spike
[2017-02-15 03:47:43] BarefootFlash : Ah
[2017-02-15 03:48:01] MikeHunt : foobar: flute and guitar dont mix, try drums and guitar
[2017-02-15 03:48:55] Sultan Pepper : Flute and drums also ok
[2017-02-15 03:49:38] MikeHunt : Sultan Pepper: ur right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO80dgra5C0
[2017-02-15 03:55:44] l3f : we dumping already?
[2017-02-15 03:55:52] foobar : oh..i guess the bulk order list of orders must all be for the same instrument
[2017-02-15 03:55:59] foobar : not sure why that restriction exists though
[2017-02-15 03:56:08] arbitrage101 : l3f: we dump everyday
[2017-02-15 03:56:15] arbitrage101 : and rebound right after
[2017-02-15 03:56:46] narnarfromnarnia : are we dumping or fake out
[2017-02-15 03:56:47] narnarfromnarnia : i just bought
[2017-02-15 03:56:50] narnarfromnarnia : fml
[2017-02-15 03:57:06] arbitrage101 : 3 mins before funidng
[2017-02-15 03:57:16] arbitrage101 : high fee you going to pay
[2017-02-15 03:58:16] Sultan Pepper : Who bought funding dump, lol
[2017-02-15 03:58:24] narnarfromnarnia : i did
[2017-02-15 03:58:31] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 1000 @ 986.94
[2017-02-15 03:58:49] Sultan Pepper : narnarfromnarnia: pay me
[2017-02-15 03:58:57] narnarfromnarnia : am i fucked? i dont care
[2017-02-15 03:59:14] y1uy : shorts pay?
[2017-02-15 03:59:20] narnarfromnarnia : its gonna be neg
[2017-02-15 03:59:21] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Longs pay now
[2017-02-15 03:59:21] rogue : longs pay shorts
[2017-02-15 03:59:22] rogue : thanks!
[2017-02-15 04:00:35] REKT : Liquidated long on `ETH7D`: sell 40 @ 0.012860
[2017-02-15 04:00:51] REKT : Liquidated long on `ETH7D`: sell 1 @ 0.012750
[2017-02-15 04:00:59] rogue : my position is -1261$ and didn't get shit, how come?
[2017-02-15 04:01:23] DorianWhack-A-Moto : That was weak funding or im missing something
[2017-02-15 04:01:57] DorianWhack-A-Moto : thought it added to PNL and margin
[2017-02-15 04:01:58] guacamole : DorianWhack-A-Moto: you're missing something
[2017-02-15 04:02:00] .. : you should have like 0.015 extra on realised pnl
[2017-02-15 04:02:24] .. : o sorry, mean 0.0015
[2017-02-15 04:02:34] REKT : Liquidated long on `ETH7D`: sell 300 @ 0.012730
[2017-02-15 04:03:00] DorianWhack-A-Moto : ..: yeah looks like it went in
[2017-02-15 04:03:10] rogue : ah, I was expecting the available balance to go up
[2017-02-15 04:03:35] rogue : do I have first to close the position?
[2017-02-15 04:03:51] DorianWhack-A-Moto : rogue: it should show in your realised PNL
[2017-02-15 04:04:22] .. : realised PNL should go to ur balance, but with $1.2k its only around 0.0015 btc, perhaps u were expecting more
[2017-02-15 04:04:56] rogue : current available balance is 0.0006
[2017-02-15 04:05:06] rogue : note that I am not using any leverage (1x)
[2017-02-15 04:05:28] .. : then ur position probably used it automatically so it went to 'margin' on ur position
[2017-02-15 04:05:54] narnarfromnarnia : pump
[2017-02-15 04:05:57] narnarfromnarnia : pump it
[2017-02-15 04:06:04] DorianWhack-A-Moto : no
[2017-02-15 04:06:13] MikeHunt : rogue: did u use cross?
[2017-02-15 04:06:20] rogue : my position side is still 1261, should have moved to 1262 if that was the case
[2017-02-15 04:06:26] rogue : MikeHunt: no, 1x
[2017-02-15 04:06:48] rogue : gimme my dollar damn it! lol
[2017-02-15 04:07:03] MikeHunt : rogue: available is stuff not currently in trades
[2017-02-15 04:07:23] .. : with cross it would go to margin if ur balance is low (and this wouldnt increase the size), not sure lev 1x
[2017-02-15 04:07:34] rogue : where does the funding go usually? available to active position?
[2017-02-15 04:07:51] rogue : available or active position*
[2017-02-15 04:07:52] MikeHunt : rogue: err yeh i think so
[2017-02-15 04:08:04] ayy_lmao : it goes to wallet balance
[2017-02-15 04:08:08] ayy_lmao : which is available
[2017-02-15 04:09:04] rogue : so, to recap, my entire position is in fiat, except for 0.0006 btc. I am on 1X, and after the last funding payout, available balance is still 0.0006 btc.
[2017-02-15 04:09:12] MikeHunt : ayy_lmao: well i never get anything in available balance
[2017-02-15 04:09:52] rogue : fiat amount hasn't changed (same position size)
[2017-02-15 04:10:09] .. : that wouldn't change, just the 'margin' could change
[2017-02-15 04:10:16] ayy_lmao : are you on swap or quarter?
[2017-02-15 04:10:30] .. : (but again, probably not on 1x leverage)
[2017-02-15 04:10:37] rogue : swap (I thinking funding applies only to swaps)
[2017-02-15 04:10:51] ayy_lmao : ok, well something should have changed then
[2017-02-15 04:10:56] ayy_lmao : not sure the issue
[2017-02-15 04:10:58] ayy_lmao : asks upport
[2017-02-15 04:11:00] ayy_lmao : support
[2017-02-15 04:11:21] Papou : damn, i closed my short too early
[2017-02-15 04:12:07] rogue : Will do later. Maybe I am not candidate for funding because I am not using any leverage (i.e. since I am all fiat at 1x, it means I borrowed from myself). that's my theory.
[2017-02-15 04:12:49] yungyang : all fiat?
[2017-02-15 04:12:53] yungyang : there is no fiat here
[2017-02-15 04:13:18] DorianWhack-A-Moto : squish your bills into the usb port = FIAT
[2017-02-15 04:13:47] -_- : lol
[2017-02-15 04:13:51] rogue : I meant no available btc, all of it is used to open my position
[2017-02-15 04:15:37] elmorte : rogue: have you checked trade history for funding entry?
[2017-02-15 04:16:04] cryptokeeper : DorianWhack-A-Moto: lol
[2017-02-15 04:16:24] elmorte : leverage does not affect your funding
[2017-02-15 04:16:51] -_- : quarterly futures okco1n being manipulated back up
[2017-02-15 04:18:17] rogue : elmorte: I can see 0.001698 being paid to me. it probably went to my realized PnL.
[2017-02-15 04:18:23] y1uy : i cant sleep with my long position open lol
[2017-02-15 04:18:35] -_- : i cant sleep at all
[2017-02-15 04:18:47] -_- : if i'm not in a position i wanna be awake just in case a good chance arises
[2017-02-15 04:19:07] y1uy : and burn out few daysd later ?:D
[2017-02-15 04:19:43] cryptokeeper : pamp it
[2017-02-15 04:19:50] cryptokeeper : dump it. do it all.
[2017-02-15 04:20:15] y1uy : 420
[2017-02-15 04:20:16] y1uy : ayy
[2017-02-15 04:20:30] cryptokeeper : maximum leverage.... max-boost
[2017-02-15 04:20:31] y1uy : cryptokeeper: you still bullish?
[2017-02-15 04:20:46] -_- : y1uy: yeah usually takes me 2 days to recover
[2017-02-15 04:21:15] -_- : i should be napping now while price isnt moving
[2017-02-15 04:21:29] MikeHunt : demp to 990?
[2017-02-15 04:21:55] cryptokeeper : y1uy: house of pain time. I am telling you.
[2017-02-15 04:22:04] rogue : Sorry to bother you guys again. Just a new information: when I toggled between Cross and 1X again, I see my funding fee in available balance!!!
[2017-02-15 04:22:42] MikeHunt : rogue: did it affect your liquidation price?
[2017-02-15 04:23:13] rogue : when I was in Cross, liquididation price went down, but now, in 1x, it went up to 100000000.00
[2017-02-15 04:23:14] y1uy : cryptokeeper: heh so i take it youre bear now
[2017-02-15 04:23:20] cryptokeeper : nope
[2017-02-15 04:23:29] cryptokeeper : i think we test the shorts.
[2017-02-15 04:23:34] y1uy : oh pain for short u mean
[2017-02-15 04:23:49] cryptokeeper : yes absolutely
[2017-02-15 04:23:56] MikeHunt : havent we already been doing that?
[2017-02-15 04:23:57] cryptokeeper : nobody has closed even from 960s
[2017-02-15 04:24:10] cryptokeeper : there was like 7k still open from there on 3.3x
[2017-02-15 04:24:30] cryptokeeper : bunch inbetween to 1005
[2017-02-15 04:24:55] cryptokeeper : what happened yesterday? classic moves.
[2017-02-15 04:26:20] MikeHunt : apparently xbtce got hacked
[2017-02-15 04:26:23] MikeHunt : if it turns out to be true
[2017-02-15 04:26:32] MikeHunt : could mean we go down anyways
[2017-02-15 04:27:08] cryptokeeper : are they not affil with BTCe?
[2017-02-15 04:27:12] cryptokeeper : they can cover
[2017-02-15 04:27:45] MikeHunt : cryptokeeper: apparently the bug ment ppl could withdraw unlimited amounts of $
[2017-02-15 04:27:51] -_- : cant be that many that use xbtce
[2017-02-15 04:27:53] cryptokeeper : lol bad
[2017-02-15 04:27:58] y1uy : cryptokeeper: yea true, still a lot of shorts open..
[2017-02-15 04:27:59] cryptokeeper : ya....
[2017-02-15 04:28:11] cryptokeeper : y1uy: so at the end of the day... i am not writing that off
[2017-02-15 04:28:26] MikeHunt : -_-: well thats the thing, if btce is on the hook from the payment provider...
[2017-02-15 04:28:46] -_- : well i hope they put up a statement on their homepage
[2017-02-15 04:28:55] -_- : any hour now
[2017-02-15 04:28:55] MikeHunt : btce have always been very shady
[2017-02-15 04:29:06] MikeHunt : so i expect them to try n cover it before bailing
[2017-02-15 04:29:20] cryptokeeper : they have been reliable or have done a good job at covering up publicity on incidents
[2017-02-15 04:29:22] Papou : can we get a flash crash?
[2017-02-15 04:29:28] Papou : buy some cheap btc
[2017-02-15 04:29:29] cryptokeeper : blackhats dont shit where they eat too.
[2017-02-15 04:29:38] MikeHunt : Papou: thought you were perma bull?
[2017-02-15 04:29:39] -_- : what is weird is they introduced Bitcoin Betting on btce when they got "hacked"
[2017-02-15 04:29:52] Papou : i am
[2017-02-15 04:30:23] Papou : i went short 1020 though
[2017-02-15 04:30:38] y1uy : cryptokeeper: there were a few exchanges which kept hacks secret for yrs lol.. i hope we get a move soon, i need to get some sleep damn :D
[2017-02-15 04:30:43] Papou : closed 1005, waiting for re entry, wont bank on the crash but ill buy it
[2017-02-15 04:30:58] cryptokeeper : y1uy: what time is it where u at
[2017-02-15 04:31:10] y1uy : cryptokeeper: 4am UK time
[2017-02-15 04:31:13] cryptokeeper : oh ya
[2017-02-15 04:31:14] cryptokeeper : late
[2017-02-15 04:31:22] y1uy : :D
[2017-02-15 04:31:22] MikeHunt : Papou: hack info was posted about 4hrs ago, russians still sleep
[2017-02-15 04:33:30] y1uy : im out cya guys
[2017-02-15 04:33:35] y1uy : hopefully btc doesnt dump
[2017-02-15 04:33:37] y1uy : :D
[2017-02-15 04:33:58] cryptokeeper : peace out
[2017-02-15 04:35:58] -_- : i'm sure as soon as i leave btc will start dumping
[2017-02-15 04:37:14] -_- : i just want to see the outcome of the record amount of contracts for xbth17
[2017-02-15 04:46:12] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 04:46:12] Farzad : Bitstamp: 1009.00
[2017-02-15 04:50:32] narnarfromnarnia : are we all fucked?
[2017-02-15 04:55:19] micmix : Farzad: I would suggest making a separate account for the chat bot, and ask people to type bot name when doing query, something like `/price @pricebot`
[2017-02-15 04:56:32] Farzad : micmix: sure, I am going to register a new account for the bot. suggest names for it.
[2017-02-15 04:56:42] Farzad : It wont be just a price bot
[2017-02-15 04:56:49] Farzad : I am going to implement many commands
[2017-02-15 04:56:49] micmix : trollbot
[2017-02-15 04:57:03] MikeHunt : Farzad: is there somewhere i could learn how to make such a chatbot? i can already code, just wondering where to start
[2017-02-15 04:57:15] -_- : Don't pump okco1n quarterly
[2017-02-15 04:58:07] micmix : MikeHunt: take a look to chat API in API explorer
[2017-02-15 04:58:17] micmix : *at chat API
[2017-02-15 04:58:36] Farzad : MikeHunt: you can do it with any programming language. you need to learn Websocket, REST API and basic programming. thats it.
[2017-02-15 04:59:00] micmix : nodejs is the easiest imho
[2017-02-15 04:59:13] micmix : rekt is node
[2017-02-15 04:59:20] Farzad : micmix: If you like javascript, yes
[2017-02-15 04:59:46] micmix : even if you don't like js it's easy :smile:
[2017-02-15 04:59:52] Farzad : who has written REKT bot ?
[2017-02-15 04:59:56] micmix : me
[2017-02-15 05:00:22] Farzad : micmix: cool, man
[2017-02-15 05:01:35] MikeHunt : micmix: @Farzad thanks
[2017-02-15 05:01:37] foobar : what kind of returns you seeing on that rekt bot?
[2017-02-15 05:01:40] arbitrage101 : technology still too primitive
[2017-02-15 05:02:02] arbitrage101 : wish there is an anterface to plug in the brain
[2017-02-15 05:02:11] arbitrage101 : interface
[2017-02-15 05:02:33] arbitrage101 : brainbot
[2017-02-15 05:02:42] MikeHunt : arbitrage101: isnt zuckerberg working on that so he can rape minds?
[2017-02-15 05:02:43] micmix : foobar: 100 btc per month, all going to the insurance fund ;-)
[2017-02-15 05:03:11] foobar : wow..that is insanely awesome
[2017-02-15 05:03:17] arbitrage101 : yes
[2017-02-15 05:03:28] arbitrage101 : why would traders do such stupid traders
[2017-02-15 05:03:30] arbitrage101 : traders
[2017-02-15 05:03:33] arbitrage101 : opps
[2017-02-15 05:03:34] arbitrage101 : trades
[2017-02-15 05:04:00] arbitrage101 : MikeHunt: technology works both way
[2017-02-15 05:04:18] arbitrage101 : hard to say who has the advantage
[2017-02-15 05:05:15] micmix : foobar: REKT bot doesn't trade, it just announces all liquidation on bitmex
[2017-02-15 05:05:33] micmix : I mean everyone's liquidations
[2017-02-15 05:09:26] MikeHunt : micmix: wonder if trading on rekt would work...
[2017-02-15 05:17:10] l3f : foobar: He's making massive gains
[2017-02-15 05:17:18] l3f : with all the comedy futures' he's accumulating
[2017-02-15 05:19:00] foobar : oh, it is just listening on the liquidation topic and posting to chat.
[2017-02-15 05:19:14] narnarfromnarnia : we go to 1029
[2017-02-15 05:19:14] foobar : sorry, i thought it was actually announcing past trades it made
[2017-02-15 05:19:20] narnarfromnarnia : then dump
[2017-02-15 05:19:54] foobar : what's the point of that?
[2017-02-15 05:27:46] micmix : REKT is providing valuable service to the trollbox community, plus some entertainment :smile:
[2017-02-15 05:35:05] narnarfromnarnia : yes
[2017-02-15 05:35:12] narnarfromnarnia : keep the shit bots out
[2017-02-15 05:43:57] Rado : REKT is great
[2017-02-15 05:44:05] Rado : keep the shit users out
[2017-02-15 05:45:34] micmix : Rado: hey, how your bot was doing during this volatility?
[2017-02-15 05:46:05] Rado : Not very good
[2017-02-15 05:46:38] Rado : makes money very slow and then loses when there is volatility
[2017-02-15 05:46:49] Rado : not even sure what I need to change
[2017-02-15 05:47:10] micmix : ^^^ that's exactly what happens with naive market makers
[2017-02-15 05:47:26] Rado : :-)
[2017-02-15 05:47:45] Rado : I am not investing much at all
[2017-02-15 05:47:51] arbitrage101 : micmix: any tips
[2017-02-15 05:47:57] Rado : down from 1 BTC to 0.9
[2017-02-15 05:48:04] arbitrage101 : how do you quote anyway when the price index is obviously off
[2017-02-15 05:48:08] YOLOCOIN : smash
[2017-02-15 05:49:19] Rado : arbitrage101: you quote bas d on the current bid/ask and trades
[2017-02-15 05:50:26] arbitrage101 : i can understand the bot can make quite a lot, only if the are MMing across different exchanges
[2017-02-15 05:51:18] micmix : Rado: my bot is the opposite, makes little money (<0.5% per day) when it's quiet then makes bank when volatility is high
[2017-02-15 05:51:45] arbitrage101 : 0.5% per day is a lot of money
[2017-02-15 05:52:15] arbitrage101 : over 200% compound annualized
[2017-02-15 05:54:11] micmix : Rado: your first goal should be to stop losing during high volatility, try to go really wide or stop quoting altogether
[2017-02-15 05:55:45] arbitrage101 : micmix: think i know what you do now
[2017-02-15 05:56:00] micmix : arbitrage101: I really doubt that lol
[2017-02-15 05:56:03] arbitrage101 : this is what i do when trading manually
[2017-02-15 05:56:18] arbitrage101 : during volatile time
[2017-02-15 06:38:40] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 06:39:06] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 06:39:07] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1007.19
[2017-02-15 06:39:07] trollbot : itBit: 1007.93
[2017-02-15 06:39:07] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1008.7
[2017-02-15 06:39:07] trollbot : GDAX: 1009.1
[2017-02-15 06:39:08] trollbot : Kraken: 1011.87
[2017-02-15 06:39:08] trollbot : OKCoin: 994.49
[2017-02-15 06:39:30] Farzad : got it working boyz
[2017-02-15 06:39:37] arbitrage101 : Farzad: your bot?
[2017-02-15 06:39:41] arbitrage101 : /price
[2017-02-15 06:39:41] Farzad : yes
[2017-02-15 06:39:42] trollbot : itBit: 1007.93
[2017-02-15 06:39:42] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1007.18
[2017-02-15 06:39:42] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1008.7
[2017-02-15 06:39:42] trollbot : OKCoin: 993.69
[2017-02-15 06:39:57] arbitrage101 : Farzad: have mm bot?
[2017-02-15 06:40:04] Farzad : I do
[2017-02-15 06:40:14] arbitrage101 : does it work well
[2017-02-15 06:40:31] Farzad : yes, It is OK
[2017-02-15 06:40:37] arbitrage101 : nice
[2017-02-15 06:40:41] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 06:40:41] arbitrage101 : want to sell?
[2017-02-15 06:40:41] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1007.18
[2017-02-15 06:40:41] trollbot : itBit: 1007.93
[2017-02-15 06:40:42] trollbot : OKCoin: 993.69
[2017-02-15 06:40:42] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1008.7
[2017-02-15 06:40:42] trollbot : GDAX: 1009.17
[2017-02-15 06:40:42] trollbot : Kraken: 1011.87
[2017-02-15 06:40:59] Farzad : no, thanks
[2017-02-15 06:41:10] arbitrage101 : this trollbot
[2017-02-15 06:41:21] arbitrage101 : what language do you use
[2017-02-15 06:41:24] Farzad : you can get a programmer to write your own. if you have a good strategy.
[2017-02-15 06:41:36] Farzad : NodeJS
[2017-02-15 06:41:38] arbitrage101 : hard to find competent coder
[2017-02-15 06:41:52] Farzad : arbitrage101: true
[2017-02-15 06:42:06] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 06:42:07] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1006.21
[2017-02-15 06:42:07] trollbot : itBit: 1007.33
[2017-02-15 06:42:07] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1008.7
[2017-02-15 06:42:07] trollbot : GDAX: 1008.7
[2017-02-15 06:42:08] trollbot : Kraken: 1011.87
[2017-02-15 06:42:08] trollbot : OKCoin: 994.0
[2017-02-15 06:42:18] arbitrage101 : the price here
[2017-02-15 06:42:20] Farzad : well, we have our first command :D
[2017-02-15 06:42:25] arbitrage101 : is it last traded price?
[2017-02-15 06:42:27] Farzad : suggest next command
[2017-02-15 06:42:35] arbitrage101 : /proft
[2017-02-15 06:42:36] Farzad : yes, last trade price
[2017-02-15 06:42:48] arbitrage101 : then the bot gives us btc
[2017-02-15 06:42:54] Farzad : lol
[2017-02-15 06:44:14] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 06:44:14] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1007.20
[2017-02-15 06:44:14] trollbot : itBit: 1008.2
[2017-02-15 06:44:15] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1008.6
[2017-02-15 06:44:15] trollbot : GDAX: 1009.16
[2017-02-15 06:44:15] trollbot : Kraken: 1011.87
[2017-02-15 06:44:15] trollbot : OKCoin: 994.49
[2017-02-15 06:44:35] arbitrage101 : i think people will abuse it
[2017-02-15 06:44:41] arbitrage101 : and bitmex staff will ban your bot
[2017-02-15 06:45:08] Farzad : bitmex should ban the people who abuse it. lol
[2017-02-15 06:45:16] arbitrage101 : well
[2017-02-15 06:45:25] Farzad : actually I can put in a timer
[2017-02-15 06:45:26] arbitrage101 : people who abuse it are paying customers
[2017-02-15 06:45:35] arbitrage101 : the bot isnt paying customers
[2017-02-15 06:45:43] Farzad : so people cant abuse it
[2017-02-15 06:46:35] Farzad : I actually think butmex should start paying me
[2017-02-15 06:46:38] Farzad : lol
[2017-02-15 06:47:24] Farzad : arbitrage101: try freelancer to find a coder
[2017-02-15 06:47:42] arbitrage101 : have bad experience dealing with freelancer
[2017-02-15 06:47:50] Farzad : arbitrage101: you may look at their reviews and dont pick a cheap coder
[2017-02-15 06:48:15] arbitrage101 : review can be faked
[2017-02-15 06:48:21] arbitrage101 : and manipulated
[2017-02-15 06:48:32] arbitrage101 : many ways to game the system
[2017-02-15 06:48:37] arbitrage101 : like everything in life
[2017-02-15 06:49:19] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 06:49:19] trollbot : itBit: 1008.2
[2017-02-15 06:49:20] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1008.6
[2017-02-15 06:49:20] trollbot : GDAX: 1009.05
[2017-02-15 06:49:20] trollbot : OKCoin: 994.48
[2017-02-15 06:49:20] trollbot : Kraken: 1011.12
[2017-02-15 07:00:18] odieoh : its a slippin and a slidin
[2017-02-15 07:03:12] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 07:03:13] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1005.96
[2017-02-15 07:03:13] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1006.6
[2017-02-15 07:03:13] trollbot : itBit: 1006.84
[2017-02-15 07:03:13] trollbot : GDAX: 1008.9
[2017-02-15 07:03:14] trollbot : OKCoin: 992.98
[2017-02-15 07:03:14] trollbot : Kraken: 1011.11
[2017-02-15 07:04:24] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 07:04:24] trollbot : itBit: 1006.84
[2017-02-15 07:04:24] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1006.5
[2017-02-15 07:04:24] trollbot : Kraken: 1011.11
[2017-02-15 07:04:24] trollbot : GDAX: 1008.6
[2017-02-15 07:04:29] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1004.28
[2017-02-15 07:04:31] trollbot : OKCoin: 991.99
[2017-02-15 07:04:47] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 10000 @ 997.46
[2017-02-15 07:04:47] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 2700 @ 997.28
[2017-02-15 07:04:47] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 500 @ 998.25
[2017-02-15 07:04:47] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 8550 @ 997.31
[2017-02-15 07:04:56] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 540 @ 996.72
[2017-02-15 07:04:56] REKT : Next stop - goblin town!
[2017-02-15 07:05:14] YOLOCOIN : DDEEEEENG
[2017-02-15 07:05:17] YOLOCOIN : NICE SMASH
[2017-02-15 07:05:45] -_- : no
[2017-02-15 07:05:54] -_- : i was gonna short more before that
[2017-02-15 07:06:12] -_- : didnt time it right. should have just shorted and trusted it would dump
[2017-02-15 07:06:30] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 07:06:30] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1002.72
[2017-02-15 07:06:30] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1006.1
[2017-02-15 07:06:30] trollbot : itBit: 1006.84
[2017-02-15 07:06:30] trollbot : GDAX: 1008.51
[2017-02-15 07:06:31] trollbot : Kraken: 1010.55
[2017-02-15 07:06:31] trollbot : OKCoin: 989.84
[2017-02-15 07:06:50] YOLOCOIN : big balls helps
[2017-02-15 07:06:54] heheh lo : okcasino at its best
[2017-02-15 07:06:56] -_- : when quarterly hit 919 i was like hmm
[2017-02-15 07:07:00] YOLOCOIN : you're still small breh
[2017-02-15 07:07:28] arbitrage101 : -_-: which quaterly
[2017-02-15 07:07:33] -_- : okc
[2017-02-15 07:07:38] -_- : hit 191.89
[2017-02-15 07:07:49] arbitrage101 : -_-: are you trading spread?
[2017-02-15 07:07:49] -_- : but with okc spot not pumping i figured this could still go down
[2017-02-15 07:07:52] -_- : 919.99
[2017-02-15 07:08:07] -_- : no i was trading for like a 100 dump
[2017-02-15 07:08:22] -_- : but didnt want to 100% short just in case 1000 broke and price started pumping
[2017-02-15 07:08:24] arbitrage101 : there are some good traders here who think counter party risk at okc is high
[2017-02-15 07:08:29] arbitrage101 : what do you think?
[2017-02-15 07:09:00] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 07:09:01] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1004.26
[2017-02-15 07:09:01] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1006.0
[2017-02-15 07:09:01] trollbot : itBit: 1006.84
[2017-02-15 07:09:01] trollbot : Kraken: 1010.62
[2017-02-15 07:09:01] trollbot : GDAX: 1008.22
[2017-02-15 07:09:02] trollbot : OKCoin: 990.96
[2017-02-15 07:10:53] -_- : i think okco1n.com is okay
[2017-02-15 07:11:15] -_- : if okco1n wants to ruin their reputation they would selectively scam and shit
[2017-02-15 07:11:22] -_- : which i dont think they will
[2017-02-15 07:11:45] -_- : anyways okc quarterly bounced $16 so this was a test dump or something
[2017-02-15 07:11:53] -_- : not the dump i was looking for
[2017-02-15 07:12:19] arbitrage101 : the drop just now is less than 1%
[2017-02-15 07:12:39] arbitrage101 : just noise
[2017-02-15 07:12:43] BTCDJS : Farzad: high five ✋
[2017-02-15 07:13:09] Farzad : BTCDJS: :highfive:
[2017-02-15 07:13:16] -_- : damn whales on okc slowing this dump down
[2017-02-15 07:13:21] Farzad : how do u send this ? lol
[2017-02-15 07:13:34] arbitrage101 : ✋
[2017-02-15 07:13:39] arbitrage101 : copy and paste
[2017-02-15 07:13:46] Farzad : ✋
[2017-02-15 07:13:46] BTCDJS : Huh?
[2017-02-15 07:13:58] BTCDJS : no you just add an emoji
[2017-02-15 07:14:07] Farzad : what is the emoji code ?
[2017-02-15 07:14:19] Farzad : :shirt:
[2017-02-15 07:14:28] Farzad : :bitcoin:
[2017-02-15 07:14:36] BTCDJS : its on the phone or computer already
[2017-02-15 07:14:49] BTCDJS : you pick it from a list
[2017-02-15 07:15:09] Farzad : what do u think about /joke command ?
[2017-02-15 07:15:14] BTCDJS : in languages on iPhone keyboard
[2017-02-15 07:15:23] -_- : http://emojipedia.org/raised-hand/
[2017-02-15 07:15:25] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-15 07:15:30] -_- : copy and paste from that site
[2017-02-15 07:15:41] Farzad : it is not implemented yet
[2017-02-15 07:16:02] Farzad : it can be useful for when people are bored
[2017-02-15 07:16:26] BTCDJS : Sure
[2017-02-15 07:17:34] -_- : didnt take much for xbth17 to drop $10
[2017-02-15 07:17:45] -_- : if this really gets going on a dump then watch out
[2017-02-15 07:17:56] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 07:17:57] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1007.89
[2017-02-15 07:17:57] trollbot : itBit: 1007.2
[2017-02-15 07:17:57] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1007.0
[2017-02-15 07:17:57] trollbot : GDAX: 1008.76
[2017-02-15 07:17:57] trollbot : Kraken: 1009.96
[2017-02-15 07:17:59] trollbot : OKCoin: 993.01
[2017-02-15 07:19:53] arbitrage101 : -_-: think the future price is a prediction ?
[2017-02-15 07:20:07] arbitrage101 : on okc that is
[2017-02-15 07:20:45] -_- : not really
[2017-02-15 07:20:57] -_- : it goes up and down way more than okc spot
[2017-02-15 07:21:02] arbitrage101 : the traders there just giving out free money then?
[2017-02-15 07:21:03] -_- : order book very thin
[2017-02-15 07:21:10] -_- : yeah
[2017-02-15 07:21:18] -_- : if you can figure out where it randomly stops
[2017-02-15 07:21:23] -_- : you could play $20 swings
[2017-02-15 07:21:29] -_- : or more
[2017-02-15 07:21:40] -_- : like just now $25 dump
[2017-02-15 07:21:45] jonny : will china dump most of the year since they pumped most of the previous ~14 month ?
[2017-02-15 07:21:55] -_- : when bitfinex was $7
[2017-02-15 07:22:17] -_- : china will try to keep price down till everything is back up and running
[2017-02-15 07:22:25] arbitrage101 : china price was always leading indicator
[2017-02-15 07:22:29] arbitrage101 : to me
[2017-02-15 07:22:33] -_- : yeah
[2017-02-15 07:22:39] jonny : i got millions of bitcoins
[2017-02-15 07:22:46] jonny : :]
[2017-02-15 07:23:05] -_- : well that sucked. still 2 soon for doom
[2017-02-15 07:23:09] -_- : maybe in 1-2 hours
[2017-02-15 07:23:17] -_- : back to waiting
[2017-02-15 07:23:39] -_- : maybe i'll short more on this bounce now and lower my average
[2017-02-15 07:23:56] -_- : since it's looking more likely a flash dump may occur
[2017-02-15 07:25:51] REKT : Liquidated short on `DASH7D`: buy 30 @ 0.018848
[2017-02-15 07:31:28] jonny : better you be long and short at once
[2017-02-15 07:43:50] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 07:43:51] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1004.43
[2017-02-15 07:43:51] trollbot : itBit: 1005.13
[2017-02-15 07:43:51] trollbot : GDAX: 1008.51
[2017-02-15 07:43:51] trollbot : Kraken: 1007.3
[2017-02-15 07:43:52] trollbot : OKCoin: 991.01
[2017-02-15 07:44:01] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-15 07:44:02] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1004.4
[2017-02-15 07:44:02] trollbot : a Perfect 10, but also Imaginary
[2017-02-15 07:44:02] trollbot : My Girlfriend is the Square Root of -100
[2017-02-15 07:44:24] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-15 07:44:26] trollbot : A Polish joke translated to english
[2017-02-15 07:44:26] trollbot : Two guys were living in the same apartment building in identical flats. The first guy visits the second one and sees that he just painted his flat and it looks great. "This looks amazing" the first guy says and asks how many cans of paint he bought. The second guy says he bought seven. The next day the first guy drives to the store, buys seven cans of paint and starts painting his flat. After few hours he finishes the whole thing but he realises that he used only three cans of paint. He calls the second guy: "Hey man I've just finished painting the whole place, but I've used only 3 cans of paint and I have 4 left!" Second guy - "Yeah, me too."
[2017-02-15 07:46:53] Farzad : sorry guys about spamming trollbox
[2017-02-15 07:47:06] Farzad : testing my chat bot
[2017-02-15 07:47:42] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-15 07:47:43] trollbot : Is one of them meant to be bigger than the others.
[2017-02-15 07:47:43] trollbot : Doctor doctor, I think I have a problem with my testicles
[2017-02-15 07:49:46] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-15 07:49:47] trollbot : To be frank I'd have to get a new ID card.
[2017-02-15 07:51:03] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-15 07:51:05] trollbot : A tree falls on a woman. Does it make a sound? Idk. The better question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?
[2017-02-15 07:53:13] micmix : crickets... you have to get better jokes...
[2017-02-15 07:53:53] Farzad : I get jokes from top posts of reddit !
[2017-02-15 07:54:15] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-15 07:54:16] trollbot : Just found an app that tells you which of your family members and friends are racist. It's called Facebook.
[2017-02-15 07:58:24] YOLOCOIN : ran out of juice
[2017-02-15 07:58:34] YOLOCOIN : INCOMING SMASH
[2017-02-15 08:00:02] Farzad : it should be better now
[2017-02-15 08:00:13] Farzad : changed it to top jokes of the month
[2017-02-15 08:00:25] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-15 08:00:31] trollbot : Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?" He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."
[2017-02-15 08:12:58] Sinterklaas : ;)
[2017-02-15 08:13:33] jonny : trollbot:true story
[2017-02-15 08:13:50] Farzad2 : lol
[2017-02-15 08:14:18] Farzad2 : /joke
[2017-02-15 08:14:19] trollbot : Every "yo momma" joke has been done thousands of times, by thousands of different people. Kinda like yo momma.
[2017-02-15 08:15:17] jonny : short short short long and long long short horizontal short
[2017-02-15 08:15:42] Farzad2 : /price
[2017-02-15 08:15:43] trollbot : itBit: 1007.26
[2017-02-15 08:15:43] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1008.33
[2017-02-15 08:15:43] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1007.4
[2017-02-15 08:15:43] trollbot : GDAX: 1009.38
[2017-02-15 08:15:44] trollbot : Kraken: 1009.93
[2017-02-15 08:15:45] trollbot : OKCoin: 992.42
[2017-02-15 08:17:30] rogue : who's the woodchipper?
[2017-02-15 08:17:35] rogue : what is*
[2017-02-15 08:17:40] Farzad2 : O K C O I N
[2017-02-15 08:17:45] rogue : lol
[2017-02-15 08:21:01] Farzad2 : /joke
[2017-02-15 08:21:01] trollbot : Steve jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump. But its a silly comparison really, its like comparing apples to oranges.
[2017-02-15 08:22:25] NukeLaloosh : sorry to interrupt on this spectacular joke session--is the .XBT index still 50/50 okc usd and bitstamp usd? the kaiko site doesn't show it
[2017-02-15 08:23:45] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-15 08:23:46] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1005.46
[2017-02-15 08:23:46] trollbot : itBit: 1007.03
[2017-02-15 08:23:46] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1006.2
[2017-02-15 08:23:46] trollbot : Kraken: 1007.37
[2017-02-15 08:23:47] trollbot : OKCoin: 992.13
[2017-02-15 08:24:13] Farzad : I guess it is, the only major exchange below $1000 is okc
[2017-02-15 08:24:46] Farzad : and .XBT is below $1000 right now
[2017-02-15 08:45:52] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-15 08:45:58] trollbot : Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?" He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."
[2017-02-15 08:47:01] BTCDJS : ^^^this joke is gay^^^
[2017-02-15 08:48:43] BTCDJS : I like these new features
[2017-02-15 08:50:57] BTCDJS : /price
[2017-02-15 08:50:58] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1008.63
[2017-02-15 08:50:58] trollbot : itBit: 1008.59
[2017-02-15 08:50:58] trollbot : GDAX: 1010.51
[2017-02-15 08:50:58] trollbot : Kraken: 1007.31
[2017-02-15 08:50:59] trollbot : OKCoin: 994.47
[2017-02-15 08:51:03] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1008.5
[2017-02-15 08:53:06] ross : Who needs multiple monitors and different charts now..
[2017-02-15 09:09:43] jigsaw : /price
[2017-02-15 09:09:43] trollbot : itBit: 1008.46
[2017-02-15 09:09:43] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1008.4
[2017-02-15 09:09:43] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1008.00