This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

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[2017-01-18 15:39:05] narnarfromnarnia : hey support
[2017-01-18 15:39:05] MrRGnome : *plus
[2017-01-18 15:39:10] narnarfromnarnia : order book keeps freezing
[2017-01-18 15:39:12] narnarfromnarnia : bids/asks
[2017-01-18 15:39:18] narnarfromnarnia : but recent trades do not
[2017-01-18 15:39:22] nOgAnOo : Yes MrRg, I shorted with a massive discount
[2017-01-18 15:39:25] nOgAnOo : got liquidated right away
[2017-01-18 15:39:30] nOgAnOo : Newbie mistake
[2017-01-18 15:39:39] nOgAnOo : and before that had hidden orders checked
[2017-01-18 15:39:43] nOgAnOo : got filled 3x what I wanted
[2017-01-18 15:39:55] nOgAnOo : thought my orders were not going through
[2017-01-18 15:39:58] nOgAnOo : lol
[2017-01-18 15:40:04] MrRGnome : nOgAnOo: you keep doing things people tell you not to do and act like you are oblivious to the inevitable rekt
[2017-01-18 15:40:19] nOgAnOo : I realize that and I did it intentionally this time
[2017-01-18 15:40:20] MrRGnome : I hope Rado learns a lesson about feeding your habit
[2017-01-18 15:40:21] rowrow : maybe he likes it
[2017-01-18 15:40:54] nOgAnOo : I am not butthurt about losing
[2017-01-18 15:41:01] nOgAnOo : I have my new laptop paid off and some great weed
[2017-01-18 15:41:09] nOgAnOo : awesome girlfriend.. garden is doing well..
[2017-01-18 15:41:13] nOgAnOo : I have nothing to be sad about
[2017-01-18 15:41:22] nOgAnOo : plus I just gave bitmex sam a nice bonus
[2017-01-18 15:41:24] nOgAnOo : and I love sam
[2017-01-18 15:41:28] nOgAnOo : I consider it a donation
[2017-01-18 15:41:42] nOgAnOo : I donated to the Bitmex Sam foundation. <3
[2017-01-18 15:41:53] nOgAnOo : And I had fun.. and I learned something
[2017-01-18 15:42:16] nOgAnOo : But as soon as I make a profit I'm paying back Micmix - 50 .. Premium Freak - 25 and Rado 50
[2017-01-18 15:42:17] MrRGnome : If you had learned something from any of these rekts you wouldn't have been rekted again
[2017-01-18 15:42:35] rowrow : bitmex has been so bearish since the first crash, probably gonna remain that way until (if) some of the big shorters get liquidated
[2017-01-18 15:42:38] nOgAnOo : I made 2 different new mistakes tis time man
[2017-01-18 15:42:51] nOgAnOo : I AM learning
[2017-01-18 15:42:58] knikky : dumb question. why so far below kaiko
[2017-01-18 15:43:01] MrRGnome : Where were your stops man? Why was your leverage so high?
[2017-01-18 15:43:12] nOgAnOo : I had lost 2/3 doing a bad scalp
[2017-01-18 15:43:16] rowrow : because bitmex is bearish and shorters have been profiting recently
[2017-01-18 15:43:18] nOgAnOo : so decided to 100x yolo
[2017-01-18 15:43:31] MrRGnome : Because you have a clear problem.
[2017-01-18 15:43:34] Gekko : Swap/march spread come in....maybe flat soon
[2017-01-18 15:43:39] nOgAnOo : Yes, that was stupid.
[2017-01-18 15:43:52] nOgAnOo : I need help but there is no local Bitmex Anonymous
[2017-01-18 15:44:00] nOgAnOo : 12 step program for degenerate gamblers
[2017-01-18 15:44:05] Rado2 : nOgAnOo: I was going to teach you how to trade, but you do have an addiction
[2017-01-18 15:44:07] rowrow : 100x on $10 isn't necessarily that crazy, but it depends on the circumstance
[2017-01-18 15:44:15] Rado2 : couldn't even wait for me to give you advice
[2017-01-18 15:44:21] nOgAnOo : I was waiting for you
[2017-01-18 15:44:25] nOgAnOo : you were gone for the last day
[2017-01-18 15:44:26] nOgAnOo : :(
[2017-01-18 15:44:36] Rado2 : yes I was out yesterday
[2017-01-18 15:44:42] nOgAnOo : I'll reload my account after a steem payout
[2017-01-18 15:44:51] nOgAnOo : And message you before I make trades
[2017-01-18 15:44:53] rowrow : probably better odds gambling 100x on bitcoin than at a casino at least
[2017-01-18 15:45:04] nOgAnOo : Yeah bitcoin is 50/50
[2017-01-18 15:45:11] nOgAnOo : Casino is 30/70
[2017-01-18 15:45:28] Ahhere : nOgAnOo: bitcoin has been at least 80/20 if you are long...
[2017-01-18 15:45:29] nOgAnOo : well.. after trade fees maybe 45/55
[2017-01-18 15:45:34] Ahhere : BTFD
[2017-01-18 15:46:02] nOgAnOo : THe sad thing is I'm almost always right bout long term and mid term prices
[2017-01-18 15:46:10] nOgAnOo : I just keep trying to scalp for the trade fees
[2017-01-18 15:46:16] nOgAnOo : I should have made a long term account long ago
[2017-01-18 15:46:27] nOgAnOo : separate from scalping account
[2017-01-18 15:46:28] knikky : leverage too high then
[2017-01-18 15:47:42] Ahhere : nOgAnOo: warren buffet: the stock market is a device for transferring money from the impatient to the patient
[2017-01-18 15:47:59] nOgAnOo : Warren Buffet is an illuminati nooblet
[2017-01-18 15:48:06] Ahhere : lol @nooblet
[2017-01-18 15:48:10] MrRGnome : Yep, your impatience and need to trade for fun is ruining you
[2017-01-18 15:48:25] nOgAnOo : MrRG, sad thing is I have tons of big projects going on
[2017-01-18 15:48:30] nOgAnOo : and the scalping is taking all my time
[2017-01-18 15:48:33] nOgAnOo : and not profitable
[2017-01-18 15:48:41] nOgAnOo : but it will be useful when it comes time for me making a bot
[2017-01-18 15:48:47] nOgAnOo : having watched the market for weeks on end
[2017-01-18 15:48:50] MrRGnome : You are avoiding real life because you are all kinds of a mess of a human being
[2017-01-18 15:48:54] nOgAnOo : lol
[2017-01-18 15:49:03] MrRGnome : listening to you in this chat it's like someone spilled a person on the floor
[2017-01-18 15:49:26] nOgAnOo : YOu are so uplifting
[2017-01-18 15:49:30] nOgAnOo : You should be a guidance counselor
[2017-01-18 15:49:37] MrRGnome : reality check @nOgAnOo get your shit together
[2017-01-18 15:50:05] Ahhere : nOgAnOo: use stayfocusd or keepmeout.com Set it up on your browsers and you literally cant use the sites for more than whatever time you decide in advance
[2017-01-18 15:50:21] nOgAnOo : Wow that is a great idea
[2017-01-18 15:50:29] nOgAnOo : to just set some trades.. leave.. check back later
[2017-01-18 15:50:39] MrRGnome : SET STOPS. LOW LEVErAGE
[2017-01-18 15:50:41] nOgAnOo : I should just have self control tho like Sam said
[2017-01-18 15:50:44] Ahhere : well i use it for porn
[2017-01-18 15:50:49] Ahhere : just 8 hours a day now
[2017-01-18 15:50:59] nOgAnOo : How do you set a stop while you make an order?
[2017-01-18 15:51:04] narnarfromnarnia : buy
[2017-01-18 15:51:15] narnarfromnarnia : and just watch 15m candle for exit
[2017-01-18 15:51:30] MrRGnome : nOgAnOo: you set two different orders, one that is a normal limit or market order and enters your position
[2017-01-18 15:51:35] MrRGnome : another that's a stop and exits the position
[2017-01-18 15:51:50] MrRGnome : you set them both one after another, the stop doesn't execute until a condition is met
[2017-01-18 15:52:05] nOgAnOo : ok thanks
[2017-01-18 15:52:14] nOgAnOo : I guess I got enough for 6 contracts
[2017-01-18 15:52:18] nOgAnOo : gonna play for fun now
[2017-01-18 15:52:20] MrRGnome : lol
[2017-01-18 15:52:36] MrRGnome : Wait for the 6 contract liquidation folks, queue laughter
[2017-01-18 15:52:38] Tetsuo : don´t use the whole 6 contracts man
[2017-01-18 15:53:35] knikky : anyone have a thought on why the price diverges so far from the kaiko measure
[2017-01-18 15:53:47] nOgAnOo : My order is not showing up in the book
[2017-01-18 15:53:50] MrRGnome : knikky: because people here are poopy pants and afraid
[2017-01-18 15:53:51] nOgAnOo : And hidden order is not checked
[2017-01-18 15:54:05] knikky : think they're making the right call on it?
[2017-01-18 15:54:09] MrRGnome : stops don't show up in the book until triggered
[2017-01-18 15:54:28] nOgAnOo : I'm doing limit..
[2017-01-18 15:54:34] MrRGnome : knikky: I'm long, so no I personally don't think short is a good call. I'm long because the entry for futures was just too damn nice with the discount
[2017-01-18 15:54:51] anonymous123421 : knikky: it's the entire market on this site saying that, it's pretty much a measure of fear and greed.
[2017-01-18 15:55:00] Tetsuo : longed @825$ H17
[2017-01-18 15:55:01] nOgAnOo : my broken clock on pc causes tons of problems tho
[2017-01-18 15:55:05] nOgAnOo : but this never happened before
[2017-01-18 15:55:11] nOgAnOo : is it because it's only 5 contracts??
[2017-01-18 15:55:14] BitMEX_Wally : nOgAnOo: Read this: https://blog.bitmex.com/notice-regarding-spam-orders/
[2017-01-18 15:55:20] MrRGnome : lol
[2017-01-18 15:55:48] nOgAnOo : Ok thanks wally!
[2017-01-18 15:55:50] nOgAnOo : no problem
[2017-01-18 15:56:24] anonymous123421 : is it really spam if the account can only afford that many contracts?
[2017-01-18 15:56:42] BitMEX_Wally : It's spam because it was lots of individual orders for 1 contract
[2017-01-18 15:57:28] anonymous123421 : I see, thanks
[2017-01-18 15:58:46] VenCap : drop it like its hot btc oh on.
[2017-01-18 16:01:24] nOgAnOo : So I essentially just completed college courses on economics
[2017-01-18 16:01:25] MrRGnome : Is bitmex having issues?
[2017-01-18 16:01:34] nOgAnOo : By trading this last month
[2017-01-18 16:01:40] nOgAnOo : watching tradingview trollbox etc
[2017-01-18 16:01:42] knikky : i got disconnected for about 2min
[2017-01-18 16:01:44] MrRGnome : I'm getting constantly discconnected despite no internet issues
[2017-01-18 16:01:45] nOgAnOo : Same here
[2017-01-18 16:01:46] Rado2 : mass disconnecitons
[2017-01-18 16:01:56] nOgAnOo : Conspiracy
[2017-01-18 16:01:57] charlyko : yep
[2017-01-18 16:01:59] BTC-Noob : come back bitmex chart, please come back
[2017-01-18 16:02:02] anonymous123421 : I'm actually taking an econ class right now
[2017-01-18 16:02:08] Tetsuo : Fukk this disconnection scam!
[2017-01-18 16:02:13] nOgAnOo : Yeah, everything I learned is priceless
[2017-01-18 16:02:22] anonymous123421 : yeah I just got disconnected a few times, restarted my browser
[2017-01-18 16:02:25] nOgAnOo : About how devaluing the yuan effects other things
[2017-01-18 16:02:28] Noobz : disconnected DUMP
[2017-01-18 16:02:38] knikky : meh just set stops
[2017-01-18 16:02:40] nOgAnOo : and how a cheap yen is bad for american and european manufacturers
[2017-01-18 16:02:46] Tetsuo : -0.3561% funding in 12h
[2017-01-18 16:02:48] nOgAnOo : Goods stuff to know!
[2017-01-18 16:06:13] thedoc : wtf
[2017-01-18 16:06:15] thedoc : mate
[2017-01-18 16:06:22] knikky : jesus fuck
[2017-01-18 16:06:27] Tetsuo : SCAM
[2017-01-18 16:06:32] charlyko : what a scam site
[2017-01-18 16:06:33] sleger : Bitmex was down ?
[2017-01-18 16:06:34] MrRGnome : stop ddosing the site sleger
[2017-01-18 16:06:34] johndoe : wtf lag
[2017-01-18 16:06:45] charlyko : i am going to trade to other place
[2017-01-18 16:06:47] Tetsuo : Sam and Wally bought all the cheap coins in the meanwhile!
[2017-01-18 16:06:48] charlyko : what a shit. lol
[2017-01-18 16:07:01] thedoc : main MM gone
[2017-01-18 16:07:03] Derreck : thats weird. for me bitmex is working perfectly
[2017-01-18 16:07:03] thedoc : panic!!
[2017-01-18 16:07:07] muirtastic : cmon don't pull a finex on us
[2017-01-18 16:07:12] narnarfromnarnia : its freezing
[2017-01-18 16:07:14] nOgAnOo : NICE
[2017-01-18 16:07:18] nOgAnOo : 50% profit on this trade
[2017-01-18 16:07:19] thedoc : price pumping. buy
[2017-01-18 16:07:22] BitMEX_Sam : Apologies everyone, we're having an issue with one of the proxies, working to fix it asap
[2017-01-18 16:07:24] charlyko : just disconected in the breakout. /clap bitmex
[2017-01-18 16:07:29] nOgAnOo : It's ok sam
[2017-01-18 16:07:31] bingbongfly : hello
[2017-01-18 16:07:31] muirtastic : That was 50% retrace of the drop. Time to short
[2017-01-18 16:07:44] charlyko : yeah. an issue just in the breakout. go to tell to other. please
[2017-01-18 16:08:00] MikeHunt : https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2765/4168601080_39b1f9e79d.jpg
[2017-01-18 16:11:22] thedoc : back
[2017-01-18 16:11:23] nOgAnOo : uh oh..
[2017-01-18 16:11:29] MrRGnome : ffs
[2017-01-18 16:11:30] MrJ1m : ><
[2017-01-18 16:11:31] thedoc : hurry fomo long
[2017-01-18 16:11:34] nOgAnOo : Well, I am making some good trades at least
[2017-01-18 16:11:35] charlyko : is not this the big scam site you ever visited ?
[2017-01-18 16:11:35] MrJ1m : god damn
[2017-01-18 16:11:51] Tetsuo : EVERYONE PLZ STOP SCAMMING!
[2017-01-18 16:11:58] nOgAnOo : nice 100k
[2017-01-18 16:11:58] MrJ1m : dafuk with the freezing
[2017-01-18 16:11:59] thomaskikansha : dat fomo
[2017-01-18 16:12:02] BitMEX_Sam : Apologies for the disruption everyone; we are back
[2017-01-18 16:12:12] bingbongfly : BitMEX_Sam: Thank you! Good work
[2017-01-18 16:12:13] nOgAnOo : Probably a ddos attack by someone who got rekt
[2017-01-18 16:12:15] Tetsuo : EVERYONE PLZ STOP SCAMMING!
[2017-01-18 16:12:27] knikky : scamming?
[2017-01-18 16:12:32] Tetsuo : knikky: especially u
[2017-01-18 16:12:38] Rado2 : BitMEX_Sam: what was the issue?
[2017-01-18 16:12:47] knikky : wat
[2017-01-18 16:12:51] nOgAnOo : Nog got angry coz of rekt and hired DDOS
[2017-01-18 16:12:53] charlyko : they dissconect ppl ramdonly becouse they profit
[2017-01-18 16:13:15] MrRGnome : charlyko: Are you crazy?
[2017-01-18 16:13:21] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBCH17`: buy 3000 @ 5879.8
[2017-01-18 16:13:22] nOgAnOo : "I'll show you guise!!!"
[2017-01-18 16:14:06] johndoe : wtf
[2017-01-18 16:14:13] nOgAnOo : hey johndoe!
[2017-01-18 16:14:15] nOgAnOo : How are you this mornig?
[2017-01-18 16:14:19] johndoe : sold at 852/853
[2017-01-18 16:14:20] johndoe : damn bs
[2017-01-18 16:14:26] knikky : man gdax 880
[2017-01-18 16:14:30] Noobz : Rekt sounds like my Ex **Always pointing out the negative stuff**
[2017-01-18 16:14:31] thedoc : lol panic closed my long. market maker comes back $6 higher than what i closed
[2017-01-18 16:14:31] johndoe : on xbth17
[2017-01-18 16:14:45] laisee : outbreak of poloniexitis in the troll-box
[2017-01-18 16:14:47] Rado2 : Noobz: lol
[2017-01-18 16:14:57] johndoe : nOgAnOo: not very good. losing money
[2017-01-18 16:15:01] nOgAnOo : Right, rekt needs to announce massive winnings too
[2017-01-18 16:15:20] Rado2 : nOgAnOo: then it wouldn't be REKT
[2017-01-18 16:15:21] nOgAnOo : Same here john I rekt his morning! My girlfriend is holding me in her arms telling me I'm not a loser
[2017-01-18 16:15:39] Rado2 : maybe another bot called "PROFIT"
[2017-01-18 16:15:40] bingbongfly : nOgAnOo: I'll trade my wealth for your girlfriend
[2017-01-18 16:15:42] laisee : ur gf is a doll, tho
[2017-01-18 16:15:48] anonymous123421 : It would be cool to have a live leaderboard of (anonymized) positions with the highest ROE
[2017-01-18 16:15:54] nOgAnOo : No, Arisa is Japanese. She's priceless
[2017-01-18 16:16:01] nOgAnOo : Best girls ever come from Japan
[2017-01-18 16:16:16] Noobz : those robo girls?
[2017-01-18 16:16:21] knikky : get shit from the dudes with the money
[2017-01-18 16:16:32] knikky : do who you want on the side
[2017-01-18 16:16:32] knikky : ftw
[2017-01-18 16:16:37] knikky : :(
[2017-01-18 16:16:37] anonymous123421 : knikky: kek
[2017-01-18 16:16:56] knikky : sorry about losing your money bro now you got nothin
[2017-01-18 16:18:35] Formiga : chart is not showing to me
[2017-01-18 16:18:39] Formiga : anyone else with the same problem
[2017-01-18 16:18:44] nOgAnOo : yes
[2017-01-18 16:18:46] knikky : f5
[2017-01-18 16:19:01] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBCH17`: sell 5000 @ 5870.0
[2017-01-18 16:19:31] knikky : thought we were gonna pop up fast after that outage
[2017-01-18 16:19:57] Rado2 : Formiga: change to a different time frame and then back
[2017-01-18 16:20:05] Formiga : thanks
[2017-01-18 16:20:16] nOgAnOo : wow
[2017-01-18 16:20:21] nOgAnOo : was just a 3 dollar spread for a moment
[2017-01-18 16:23:11] nOgAnOo : Well, time for me to go write some steemit articles
[2017-01-18 16:23:22] nOgAnOo : I'm gonna write one about all the different ways to get rekt
[2017-01-18 16:23:26] nOgAnOo : I'm an expert on the mater
[2017-01-18 16:23:33] narnarfromnarnia : nOgAnOo: lol
[2017-01-18 16:23:37] narnarfromnarnia : i know that feel
[2017-01-18 16:24:02] nOgAnOo : I'll be like "you should expect to get rekt every order for your first 2 weeks trading"
[2017-01-18 16:24:09] nOgAnOo : "start very small"
[2017-01-18 16:24:24] knikky : '100x sounds fun but you're going to lose all your money'
[2017-01-18 16:24:33] RoftheN : Noganoo can we private chat something
[2017-01-18 16:24:54] nOgAnOo : "real men read the directions and then practice on paper accounts first, despite popular belief"
[2017-01-18 16:25:03] nOgAnOo : yes Rof the N
[2017-01-18 16:25:08] RoftheN : How?
[2017-01-18 16:25:10] MrRGnome : nOgAnOo: just stop gambling with high levrage. No matter how bad your trades are there is no other thing you need to do to avoid getting rekt
[2017-01-18 16:25:21] nOgAnOo : I am on discord at http://discord.cyberfield.tech
[2017-01-18 16:25:28] nOgAnOo : or skype: noganoo
[2017-01-18 16:25:50] nOgAnOo : Right MrG that was a degenerate move
[2017-01-18 16:25:53] nOgAnOo : so I called my pastor today
[2017-01-18 16:25:57] MrRGnome : RoftheN: do not listen to a word @nOgAnOo syas he is a chronic gambler who loses everything daily
[2017-01-18 16:26:01] nOgAnOo : we're gonna meet up soon and talk about trading
[2017-01-18 16:26:10] nOgAnOo : about leverage and everything
[2017-01-18 16:26:15] RoftheN : I'm not gonna listen to his trading advice lol
[2017-01-18 16:26:40] nOgAnOo : You should listen to my advice.. and do the opposite
[2017-01-18 16:26:43] nOgAnOo : Is
[2017-01-18 16:26:51] nOgAnOo : Is my advice.
[2017-01-18 16:28:19] BTC-Noob : always do the opposite of what peeps tell you in the trollbox
[2017-01-18 16:28:34] BTC-Noob : this applies to my advies as well, paradoxically
[2017-01-18 16:28:43] BTC-Noob : *advice
[2017-01-18 16:31:44] MrRGnome : is hoobs still getting ddosed?
[2017-01-18 16:31:57] narnarfromnarnia : MrRGnome: apparently here and there
[2017-01-18 16:32:01] internetexplorer : shorttzzz
[2017-01-18 16:32:03] narnarfromnarnia : im staying out
[2017-01-18 16:34:31] nOgAnOo : I'm scalping
[2017-01-18 16:34:34] nOgAnOo : already up 100%
[2017-01-18 16:34:40] nOgAnOo : to 10 contract
[2017-01-18 16:35:11] nOgAnOo : I'll probably turn it into 5000 again then lose it all like always
[2017-01-18 16:37:23] internetexplorer : 820 here we come
[2017-01-18 16:37:24] Tetsuo : nOgAnOo: deposit a bit more increase leverage and make it all back in 1-2 hours
[2017-01-18 16:38:00] anonymous123421 : You should just withdraw a certain percentage of your profits every so often
[2017-01-18 16:38:06] anonymous123421 : That might work
[2017-01-18 16:40:28] knikky : too much sideways
[2017-01-18 16:44:41] REKT : Getting chopped to death is fun, everyone should try it!
[2017-01-18 16:44:41] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 5 @ 865.68
[2017-01-18 16:45:18] nOgAnOo : SHIT
[2017-01-18 16:45:20] anonymous123421 : Noganoo was that you ^
[2017-01-18 16:45:26] birdie numn : that was me :D
[2017-01-18 16:45:29] nOgAnOo : lol
[2017-01-18 16:45:35] nOgAnOo : Yea I'm still in
[2017-01-18 16:45:42] birdie numn : learning from the maester
[2017-01-18 16:45:58] nOgAnOo : HAHAHAHA
[2017-01-18 16:47:03] birdie numn : its a salut to the 100x
[2017-01-18 16:47:06] birdie numn : have to pay the piper
[2017-01-18 16:48:30] nOgAnOo : RRight, someone has to pay Bitmex Sam's trailer rental bills
[2017-01-18 16:52:16] nOgAnOo : Strange.. my browser stalled for a bit
[2017-01-18 16:52:24] nOgAnOo : i7 laptop so can't be hardware issue
[2017-01-18 16:53:39] anonymous123421 : nOgAnOo: Do you have an SSD in that laptop?
[2017-01-18 16:53:46] charlyko : cooome btc go down
[2017-01-18 16:53:53] knikky : nah bro go up
[2017-01-18 16:53:58] internetexplorer : nooo
[2017-01-18 16:54:03] internetexplorer : down he will
[2017-01-18 16:54:11] charlyko : yes pls
[2017-01-18 16:54:16] knikky : down a little more to kill the longs
[2017-01-18 16:54:17] knikky : then back up
[2017-01-18 16:54:25] Noobz : yeah down. i want to teabag that 700s
[2017-01-18 16:54:28] charlyko : a little like 30$ lol
[2017-01-18 16:55:29] internetexplorer : okkk going down now
[2017-01-18 16:55:32] nOgAnOo : Trading with 10 contracts now like a boss
[2017-01-18 16:56:00] nOgAnOo : best thing about that is bots don't undercut me
[2017-01-18 16:56:24] charlyko : That is vice
[2017-01-18 16:56:33] anonymous123421 : nOgAnOo: Hidden orders are a thing you can use to avoid that with any size order
[2017-01-18 16:57:31] nOgAnOo : WOW, I never thought of that!!!
[2017-01-18 16:58:03] anonymous123421 : Glad to help
[2017-01-18 16:58:48] internetexplorer : down baby downnn
[2017-01-18 16:59:08] BTCDJS : internetexplorer: not to 820 though soz
[2017-01-18 17:02:12] thedoc : fuck retard cunt okcoin
[2017-01-18 17:02:25] thedoc : dumping again
[2017-01-18 17:02:44] nOgAnOo : Meeting you wonderful people was worth every penny that I lost
[2017-01-18 17:03:16] charlyko : yeah lets go my fellow btc
[2017-01-18 17:03:16] internetexplorer : downnn i said
[2017-01-18 17:03:18] nOgAnOo : WOW
[2017-01-18 17:03:20] nOgAnOo : 8 dollar discount!
[2017-01-18 17:03:55] charlyko : I am doing my last trade for the day and go to smoke weed and play bf !
[2017-01-18 17:03:56] bingbongfly : Hm I took a loss now, closed my long for pretty big loss
[2017-01-18 17:03:58] knikky : surprised no longs died
[2017-01-18 17:03:59] bingbongfly : live to fight another day
[2017-01-18 17:04:17] nOgAnOo : yeah
[2017-01-18 17:04:28] nOgAnOo : Don't be like Nog
[2017-01-18 17:04:47] charlyko : we learn from you, mate XD
[2017-01-18 17:04:57] nOgAnOo : True, I expose all my mistakes here
[2017-01-18 17:05:22] nOgAnOo : Thank God for Steemit
[2017-01-18 17:05:25] nOgAnOo : that I am never broke
[2017-01-18 17:05:29] nOgAnOo : Payments every week
[2017-01-18 17:06:16] MikeHunt : so is china still dumping or is this just a normal correction on way up?
[2017-01-18 17:06:41] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 17400 @ 858.69
[2017-01-18 17:06:52] knikky : ow
[2017-01-18 17:07:26] MrRGnome : MikeHunt: willing to bet we are looking at an ascending wedge, and will consolidate in range for a bit
[2017-01-18 17:07:31] nOgAnOo : Whoh
[2017-01-18 17:07:39] nOgAnOo : someone just sold it down to 854
[2017-01-18 17:07:46] nOgAnOo : For s second
[2017-01-18 17:07:54] nOgAnOo : Or was that that liquidated long
[2017-01-18 17:09:28] MikeHunt : MrRGnome: yeh i just hope the latest pboc revelations havent ruined it
[2017-01-18 17:10:00] nOgAnOo : Mike, when a liquidated long gets sold it sells on the buys?
[2017-01-18 17:10:08] nOgAnOo : right?
[2017-01-18 17:10:23] nOgAnOo : This is one of those things I can't calculate in my head
[2017-01-18 17:10:25] nOgAnOo : some mental block
[2017-01-18 17:10:45] Tux26 : nOgAnOo: Sure, it's a regular market sell order
[2017-01-18 17:10:56] nOgAnOo : Ok thanks
[2017-01-18 17:11:37] nOgAnOo : I once again think I know everything there is to know about trading
[2017-01-18 17:11:44] nOgAnOo : And am surprised I didn't know this yesterday
[2017-01-18 17:12:35] nOgAnOo : I wonder how much my referrer has made off of me
[2017-01-18 17:12:51] nOgAnOo : Where can I find my total traded volume?
[2017-01-18 17:13:43] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: no idea, i'd ask an admin
[2017-01-18 17:13:49] MikeHunt : nvm tux answered
[2017-01-18 17:15:14] BitMEX_Greg : nOgAnOo: https://www.bitmex.com/app/tradeHistory
[2017-01-18 17:16:51] nOgAnOo : hmm I can't figure out how to find total volume traded
[2017-01-18 17:19:00] BitMEX_Greg : nOgAnOo: Sum up the `Exec Qty`, or the `Value` columns.
[2017-01-18 17:19:14] nOgAnOo : anonymous123421: no it's not an SSD i guess wow.. everything else about this laptop is sweet I can't believe they cost cut that
[2017-01-18 17:20:07] anonymous123421 : nOgAnOo: You should get an SSD, they speed up everything, programs open faster etc.
[2017-01-18 17:20:25] nOgAnOo : I know I got ssd on all my desktops
[2017-01-18 17:21:48] nOgAnOo : ok 45 bitcoins trade volume
[2017-01-18 17:22:01] nOgAnOo : in the last day
[2017-01-18 17:22:05] anonymous123421 : That's a lot
[2017-01-18 17:22:08] nOgAnOo : what are the referral fees for that?
[2017-01-18 17:22:09] VenCap : back to $900 guys thank the lord
[2017-01-18 17:22:41] nOgAnOo : So I am giving money away to Bitmex, referrer and market makers
[2017-01-18 17:22:51] nOgAnOo : Time to refer myself
[2017-01-18 17:25:19] knikky : up up up
[2017-01-18 17:25:47] nOgAnOo : Wait where is my 14 contract rekt
[2017-01-18 17:25:49] nOgAnOo : I feel cheated
[2017-01-18 17:26:06] nOgAnOo : Rektbot you broke my heart
[2017-01-18 17:26:54] nOgAnOo : "oh, that's just noganoo. i won't announce that"
[2017-01-18 17:27:05] Noobz : lol
[2017-01-18 17:27:43] Tetsuo : Has the funding cap been lifted? I thought 0.35% was the max?
[2017-01-18 17:27:56] Tetsuo : or was it 0.385?
[2017-01-18 17:28:16] nOgAnOo : 0.365 i think
[2017-01-18 17:29:10] BitMEX_Greg : Tetsuo: 0.375% per 8 hour period
[2017-01-18 17:29:12] thedoc : I hate when i get rekt and rekt bot doesn't announce it
[2017-01-18 17:29:21] Tetsuo : BitMEX_Greg: ok, thx
[2017-01-18 17:29:29] charlyko : lol
[2017-01-18 17:30:29] nOgAnOo : Yes, how can we enjoy each other's rekts without a huge flashy advertisment
[2017-01-18 17:30:35] nOgAnOo : This needs to be resolved.
[2017-01-18 17:31:23] nOgAnOo : Am I just trolling myself by trading here?
[2017-01-18 17:31:36] nOgAnOo : I'm starting to question everything about life now. Bitmex
[2017-01-18 17:31:48] nOgAnOo : We need Bitmex t-shirts
[2017-01-18 17:31:56] nOgAnOo : with a list of megarekts on the back
[2017-01-18 17:32:29] nOgAnOo : Bitmex Greg where can I get a list of the largest megarekts? Can I download a text of the trollbox somewhere?
[2017-01-18 17:32:39] anonymous123421 : https://www.bitmex.com/chatArchive?channelID=1
[2017-01-18 17:32:54] nOgAnOo : I need that in text form
[2017-01-18 17:33:03] BitMEX_Greg : nOgAnOo: hit the Archive link at the top of this box
[2017-01-18 17:33:28] nOgAnOo : I will be like that guy at the end of the rollercoaster
[2017-01-18 17:33:36] nOgAnOo : selling pictures of people puking on themselves
[2017-01-18 17:33:46] nOgAnOo : only my product will be all your rekts listed on a t-shirt
[2017-01-18 17:34:02] nOgAnOo : I will make my losses back this way
[2017-01-18 17:34:34] MrRGnome : nOgAnOo: Start with a t-shirt immortalizing your losses, wear it everyday until someone buys one
[2017-01-18 17:35:04] charlyko : I want nOgAnOo t-shirt plz. with blood across your name. lol
[2017-01-18 17:35:52] anonymous123421 : That's... morbid
[2017-01-18 17:37:28] MikeHunt : have nogs head next to it and Rekt holding an axe
[2017-01-18 17:38:35] nOgAnOo : Bitmex Greg who do I talk to to request permission to make Bitmex Rekt shirts? Arthur?
[2017-01-18 17:38:59] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: just print ur name under this...
[2017-01-18 17:39:00] MikeHunt : http://www.historyonthenet.com/sites/default/files/pictures/Jacquerie_Navarre.jpg
[2017-01-18 17:40:13] BitMEX_Wally : 
[2017-01-18 17:40:37] BitMEX_Wally : Maybe we should give the REKT bot permission to post images...
[2017-01-18 17:41:07] nOgAnOo : Nobody wants to see my crying face
[2017-01-18 17:41:12] nOgAnOo : It's depressing
[2017-01-18 17:41:28] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: what about ur drunk driving face?
[2017-01-18 17:41:40] nOgAnOo : You can see that online I'm sure
[2017-01-18 17:41:45] MikeHunt : lol
[2017-01-18 17:41:58] nOgAnOo : I didn't look at the newspaper article about me
[2017-01-18 17:42:04] nOgAnOo : "delivery man drunk driving"
[2017-01-18 17:42:07] nOgAnOo : "bottle of vodka"
[2017-01-18 17:42:16] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: did u make ur delivery thou?
[2017-01-18 17:42:16] nOgAnOo : afraid of what it might have said
[2017-01-18 17:42:21] nOgAnOo : I did..
[2017-01-18 17:42:26] nOgAnOo : The sub was delivered..
[2017-01-18 17:42:37] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: that alone should get u off
[2017-01-18 17:42:41] nOgAnOo : My truck broke down
[2017-01-18 17:42:46] nOgAnOo : they found me at work
[2017-01-18 17:42:47] MikeHunt : had to wait hours for a chinese once, told em to piss off in the end
[2017-01-18 17:42:50] nOgAnOo : they have no proof
[2017-01-18 17:43:06] nOgAnOo : it was the first big snow of the year
[2017-01-18 17:43:21] nOgAnOo : So they came to work and I was drunk.. and I got a DUI
[2017-01-18 17:43:36] nOgAnOo : Should be able to beat it in court.. if I ever decide to go
[2017-01-18 17:43:53] nOgAnOo : But as is.. there is huge meth and heroin problem in my town.. and they haven't come to get me
[2017-01-18 17:43:56] nOgAnOo : I have 5 warrants out
[2017-01-18 17:43:58] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: wont they be sorta mad u didnt turn up in the first place?
[2017-01-18 17:44:09] nOgAnOo : I was drunk and throwing up from hangover
[2017-01-18 17:44:13] nOgAnOo : on my court date
[2017-01-18 17:44:17] nOgAnOo : I'm sure they'll understand
[2017-01-18 17:44:23] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: in mexico maybe?
[2017-01-18 17:44:29] MikeHunt : in the west u'd get crucified
[2017-01-18 17:44:56] nOgAnOo : I'll just claim mental illness
[2017-01-18 17:45:00] nOgAnOo : "got rekt and lost my mind"
[2017-01-18 17:45:40] nOgAnOo : Or I could just move away
[2017-01-18 17:45:42] nOgAnOo : out of the state
[2017-01-18 17:45:57] nOgAnOo : and wait for statute of limitations
[2017-01-18 17:46:06] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: 6 years?
[2017-01-18 17:46:11] nOgAnOo : but that requires I stop getting rekt trading
[2017-01-18 17:46:15] nOgAnOo : I think so...
[2017-01-18 17:46:26] nOgAnOo : But what if my parents die and I have to come back for funeral or whatever
[2017-01-18 17:46:31] nOgAnOo : is the thing..
[2017-01-18 17:46:35] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: but is there any point if ur gonna keep drink driving?
[2017-01-18 17:46:45] nOgAnOo : I have only drank once in the last 3 months
[2017-01-18 17:46:49] nOgAnOo : I haven't drove for 6 months
[2017-01-18 17:46:55] nOgAnOo : my truck is parked at the farm
[2017-01-18 17:46:59] nOgAnOo : the firebird is snowed in
[2017-01-18 17:47:15] nOgAnOo : I don't even leave the house
[2017-01-18 17:47:16] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: im just curious how u got 5 warrants and didnt get arrested after the 1st...
[2017-01-18 17:47:18] nOgAnOo : I'm like neo from the matrix
[2017-01-18 17:47:20] nOgAnOo : IRL
[2017-01-18 17:47:37] nOgAnOo : I told you the police are too busy with meth and H
[2017-01-18 17:47:46] nOgAnOo : every week in my small town someone dies from it
[2017-01-18 17:47:59] nOgAnOo : Fucking CIA drug smugglers
[2017-01-18 17:48:31] birdie numn : u sure its H not fent?
[2017-01-18 17:48:40] nOgAnOo : all of them.. they don't care
[2017-01-18 17:48:41] nOgAnOo : any opiates.
[2017-01-18 17:49:22] nOgAnOo : It is also possible they are afraid of what happen if they come to get me
[2017-01-18 17:49:35] nOgAnOo : I have like 16 disorderly conducts for fighting with police
[2017-01-18 17:49:40] nOgAnOo : and have been tased like 13 times
[2017-01-18 17:49:56] nOgAnOo : usually takes 4 or 5 police/jail guards to take me down.. and a few minutes time
[2017-01-18 17:50:22] nOgAnOo : I am blocked on the local police facebook
[2017-01-18 17:50:27] nOgAnOo : for ranting about weed
[2017-01-18 17:50:30] MrRGnome : nOgAnOo: please stop being such an attention monger, when you see your own text consuming 95% of the trollbox, shut up.
[2017-01-18 17:50:43] nOgAnOo : Nobody else talks here.
[2017-01-18 17:50:54] MrRGnome : No one is as attention starved as you.
[2017-01-18 17:50:59] nOgAnOo : True.
[2017-01-18 17:51:08] MrRGnome : So seriously, just make a friend in real life, take it to a forum. anything
[2017-01-18 17:51:43] Tetsuo : or try heroin, it´s fun and might lighten up your life
[2017-01-18 17:51:55] narnarfromnarnia : lol
[2017-01-18 17:52:05] narnarfromnarnia : i suggest the chinacat thumbprint story
[2017-01-18 17:52:12] narnarfromnarnia : report back in a week
[2017-01-18 17:52:14] sleger : "I have like 16 disorderly conducts for fighting with police and have been tased like 13 times" <= or go get tazed more apparently you like it
[2017-01-18 17:52:28] sleger : hard to believe...
[2017-01-18 17:53:34] BitMEX_Greg : nOgAnOo: We have warned you several times already
[2017-01-18 17:54:04] nOgAnOo : Indeed. I'm sorry
[2017-01-18 17:54:11] Tetsuo : nOgAnOo: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1c/JustineJuliette1797vii.jpg is that you? on the right side with the funny hat?
[2017-01-18 17:54:47] BitMEX_Greg : nOgAnOo: We are playing you under a 24 hour trollbox ban. See you tomorrow
[2017-01-18 17:55:00] Tetsuo : Praise the lord!
[2017-01-18 17:55:07] MrRGnome : BitMEX_Greg: bravo
[2017-01-18 17:55:17] birdie numn : noo. the whiplash
[2017-01-18 17:57:25] birdie numn : if people get banned for trolling in the trollbox, isn't the name a bit misleading?
[2017-01-18 17:58:12] BTCDJS : BitMEX_Greg: Is it possible to mute or block someone from my end so I dont see anything they say?
[2017-01-18 17:58:34] johndoe : mute would be a great option
[2017-01-18 17:58:42] Tetsuo : no
[2017-01-18 17:59:33] BitMEX_Greg : BTCDJS: Not at this stage, but an interesting feature request
[2017-01-18 17:59:41] BTCDJS : BitMEX_Greg: If not, would it be too much trouble for Sam to make such things possible?
[2017-01-18 18:00:09] BitMEX_Greg : BTCDJS: I'll bring it up with Sam, something low priority however I imagine.
[2017-01-18 18:01:13] Tetsuo : payban was a great option @ mcxnow
[2017-01-18 18:01:33] Tetsuo : u had to pay to ban someone for a few hours, and the amount got shared amongst all users
[2017-01-18 18:01:51] Tetsuo : the more u paid the longer he got banned
[2017-01-18 18:01:59] birdie numn : NLM - noganoo lives matter!
[2017-01-18 18:02:17] Tetsuo : Trump doesn´t think so
[2017-01-18 18:02:17] MikeHunt : Tetsuo: sledger would ban everyone
[2017-01-18 18:02:20] MikeHunt : apart from nog
[2017-01-18 18:02:24] Tetsuo : lol
[2017-01-18 18:03:23] BTCDJS : Well it may be to you guys. But to those of us here who really just need to get away from some of the people here its very aggravating. Imagine youre in a room with somebody who just wont shut up and you REALLY just want to get away from them but you cant because the doors are locked and the only option you may have is to murder them. But you are not that way inclined so instead you murder yourself to to get away from them. @BitMEX_Greg
[2017-01-18 18:03:25] Tetsuo : 1 BTC banned someone for like 30d (BTC was @ ~500$ that time)
[2017-01-18 18:03:56] Tetsuo : we could send the cops to him?
[2017-01-18 18:04:21] BTCDJS : Now tone that down to the trollbox level and you understand where Im coming from @BitMEX_Greg
[2017-01-18 18:04:51] Tetsuo : u could still just shutdown the trollbox
[2017-01-18 18:04:52] BitMEX_Greg : BTCDJS: Yeah no I really do get it and think its a great idea. As you can imagine, there are a million things to do on both the front end and back end that keeps Sam and co continuously busy.
[2017-01-18 18:05:20] BitMEX_Greg : It's just a matter of closing one issue down to get to the next
[2017-01-18 18:05:21] BTCDJS : Ok I understand
[2017-01-18 18:05:33] BitMEX_Greg : Thanks for the feedback,
[2017-01-18 18:05:46] BTCDJS : NP
[2017-01-18 18:06:20] Baseballman : BitMEX_Greg: Do you know when the June futures will be listed?
[2017-01-18 18:06:24] BitMEX_Greg : In the meantime, give us a heads up. We haven't placed many bans on users here but if chats do seem to continuously get off topic or someone is spamming with FUD then we will consider
[2017-01-18 18:06:40] BitMEX_Greg : Baseballman: Probably a week or two before the March expires
[2017-01-18 18:06:53] Baseballman : BitMEX_Greg: Thnx
[2017-01-18 18:07:45] Tetsuo : BitMEX_Greg: Plz don´t ban the fudders!
[2017-01-18 18:09:49] MrRGnome : BitMEX_Greg: It's kind of weird to me the verbal abuse you let go on in this chat but you'll ban people for being off topic
[2017-01-18 18:09:58] MrRGnome : I'd prefer more temp bans
[2017-01-18 18:10:06] Tetsuo : Fukk u Gnome!
[2017-01-18 18:10:12] MrRGnome : NO FUK YOU
[2017-01-18 18:10:14] MrRGnome : BAN ME
[2017-01-18 18:12:12] BTCDJS : MrRGnome: Nobody wants to hear a bible basher with gambling issues spam the trollbox on a trading platform. I dont even want to see them in my everyday life.
[2017-01-18 18:13:06] BTCDJS : I would literally punch them in the face in real life if I couldnt walk away and they wouldnt STFU