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BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
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[2017-01-18 15:36:34] MrRGnome : I'm now dissapointed I only got in at 841
[2017-01-18 15:36:46] knikky : 841 is good man be happy
[2017-01-18 15:37:02] narnarfromnarnia : i fat fingered at 862 instead of shorting
[2017-01-18 15:37:06] narnarfromnarnia : bought
[2017-01-18 15:37:10] narnarfromnarnia : and just got out at 870
[2017-01-18 15:37:16] MrRGnome : gj
[2017-01-18 15:37:26] rapidtrades : this is not good
[2017-01-18 15:37:30] rowrow : wish my mistakes worked out that well
[2017-01-18 15:37:39] knikky : i think we go up a little more
[2017-01-18 15:37:42] l3f : rapidtrades: Looks great
[2017-01-18 15:37:43] l3f : for longs
[2017-01-18 15:38:01] MrRGnome : rapidtrades: I would have though you made bank on that fall
[2017-01-18 15:38:04] rapidtrades : l3f: it looked great at 1150 too
[2017-01-18 15:38:05] nOgAnOo : I love you all
[2017-01-18 15:38:16] nOgAnOo : Good morning MrRGnome
[2017-01-18 15:38:28] MrRGnome : Morning @nOgAnOo
[2017-01-18 15:38:31] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBCH17`: sell 7000 @ 5840.0
[2017-01-18 15:38:35] nOgAnOo : Wow that was a uick 10 dollar drop
[2017-01-18 15:38:37] rapidtrades : nOgAnOo: how much did u lose this time?
[2017-01-18 15:38:40] nOgAnOo : 50
[2017-01-18 15:38:50] nOgAnOo : Rado's money
[2017-01-18 15:38:55] aethlios : btc is highly manipulated, they can dump to 200 and nothing matters
[2017-01-18 15:38:57] thailand : lol
[2017-01-18 15:39:00] MrRGnome : lost all of it lus your earnings?
[2017-01-18 15:39:05] narnarfromnarnia : hey support
[2017-01-18 15:39:05] MrRGnome : *plus
[2017-01-18 15:39:10] narnarfromnarnia : order book keeps freezing
[2017-01-18 15:39:12] narnarfromnarnia : bids/asks
[2017-01-18 15:39:18] narnarfromnarnia : but recent trades do not
[2017-01-18 15:39:22] nOgAnOo : Yes MrRg, I shorted with a massive discount
[2017-01-18 15:39:25] nOgAnOo : got liquidated right away
[2017-01-18 15:39:30] nOgAnOo : Newbie mistake
[2017-01-18 15:39:39] nOgAnOo : and before that had hidden orders checked
[2017-01-18 15:39:43] nOgAnOo : got filled 3x what I wanted
[2017-01-18 15:39:55] nOgAnOo : thought my orders were not going through
[2017-01-18 15:39:58] nOgAnOo : lol
[2017-01-18 15:40:04] MrRGnome : nOgAnOo: you keep doing things people tell you not to do and act like you are oblivious to the inevitable rekt
[2017-01-18 15:40:19] nOgAnOo : I realize that and I did it intentionally this time
[2017-01-18 15:40:20] MrRGnome : I hope Rado learns a lesson about feeding your habit
[2017-01-18 15:40:21] rowrow : maybe he likes it
[2017-01-18 15:40:54] nOgAnOo : I am not butthurt about losing
[2017-01-18 15:41:01] nOgAnOo : I have my new laptop paid off and some great weed
[2017-01-18 15:41:09] nOgAnOo : awesome girlfriend.. garden is doing well..
[2017-01-18 15:41:13] nOgAnOo : I have nothing to be sad about
[2017-01-18 15:41:22] nOgAnOo : plus I just gave bitmex sam a nice bonus
[2017-01-18 15:41:24] nOgAnOo : and I love sam
[2017-01-18 15:41:28] nOgAnOo : I consider it a donation
[2017-01-18 15:41:42] nOgAnOo : I donated to the Bitmex Sam foundation. <3
[2017-01-18 15:41:53] nOgAnOo : And I had fun.. and I learned something
[2017-01-18 15:42:16] nOgAnOo : But as soon as I make a profit I'm paying back Micmix - 50 .. Premium Freak - 25 and Rado 50
[2017-01-18 15:42:17] MrRGnome : If you had learned something from any of these rekts you wouldn't have been rekted again
[2017-01-18 15:42:35] rowrow : bitmex has been so bearish since the first crash, probably gonna remain that way until (if) some of the big shorters get liquidated
[2017-01-18 15:42:38] nOgAnOo : I made 2 different new mistakes tis time man
[2017-01-18 15:42:51] nOgAnOo : I AM learning
[2017-01-18 15:42:58] knikky : dumb question. why so far below kaiko
[2017-01-18 15:43:01] MrRGnome : Where were your stops man? Why was your leverage so high?
[2017-01-18 15:43:12] nOgAnOo : I had lost 2/3 doing a bad scalp
[2017-01-18 15:43:16] rowrow : because bitmex is bearish and shorters have been profiting recently
[2017-01-18 15:43:18] nOgAnOo : so decided to 100x yolo
[2017-01-18 15:43:31] MrRGnome : Because you have a clear problem.
[2017-01-18 15:43:34] Gekko : Swap/march spread come in....maybe flat soon
[2017-01-18 15:43:39] nOgAnOo : Yes, that was stupid.
[2017-01-18 15:43:52] nOgAnOo : I need help but there is no local Bitmex Anonymous
[2017-01-18 15:44:00] nOgAnOo : 12 step program for degenerate gamblers
[2017-01-18 15:44:05] Rado2 : nOgAnOo: I was going to teach you how to trade, but you do have an addiction
[2017-01-18 15:44:07] rowrow : 100x on $10 isn't necessarily that crazy, but it depends on the circumstance
[2017-01-18 15:44:15] Rado2 : couldn't even wait for me to give you advice
[2017-01-18 15:44:21] nOgAnOo : I was waiting for you
[2017-01-18 15:44:25] nOgAnOo : you were gone for the last day
[2017-01-18 15:44:26] nOgAnOo : :(
[2017-01-18 15:44:36] Rado2 : yes I was out yesterday
[2017-01-18 15:44:42] nOgAnOo : I'll reload my account after a steem payout
[2017-01-18 15:44:51] nOgAnOo : And message you before I make trades
[2017-01-18 15:44:53] rowrow : probably better odds gambling 100x on bitcoin than at a casino at least
[2017-01-18 15:45:04] nOgAnOo : Yeah bitcoin is 50/50
[2017-01-18 15:45:11] nOgAnOo : Casino is 30/70
[2017-01-18 15:45:28] Ahhere : nOgAnOo: bitcoin has been at least 80/20 if you are long...
[2017-01-18 15:45:29] nOgAnOo : well.. after trade fees maybe 45/55
[2017-01-18 15:45:34] Ahhere : BTFD
[2017-01-18 15:46:02] nOgAnOo : THe sad thing is I'm almost always right bout long term and mid term prices
[2017-01-18 15:46:10] nOgAnOo : I just keep trying to scalp for the trade fees
[2017-01-18 15:46:16] nOgAnOo : I should have made a long term account long ago
[2017-01-18 15:46:27] nOgAnOo : separate from scalping account
[2017-01-18 15:46:28] knikky : leverage too high then
[2017-01-18 15:47:42] Ahhere : nOgAnOo: warren buffet: the stock market is a device for transferring money from the impatient to the patient
[2017-01-18 15:47:59] nOgAnOo : Warren Buffet is an illuminati nooblet
[2017-01-18 15:48:06] Ahhere : lol @nooblet
[2017-01-18 15:48:10] MrRGnome : Yep, your impatience and need to trade for fun is ruining you
[2017-01-18 15:48:25] nOgAnOo : MrRG, sad thing is I have tons of big projects going on
[2017-01-18 15:48:30] nOgAnOo : and the scalping is taking all my time
[2017-01-18 15:48:33] nOgAnOo : and not profitable
[2017-01-18 15:48:41] nOgAnOo : but it will be useful when it comes time for me making a bot
[2017-01-18 15:48:47] nOgAnOo : having watched the market for weeks on end
[2017-01-18 15:48:50] MrRGnome : You are avoiding real life because you are all kinds of a mess of a human being
[2017-01-18 15:48:54] nOgAnOo : lol
[2017-01-18 15:49:03] MrRGnome : listening to you in this chat it's like someone spilled a person on the floor
[2017-01-18 15:49:26] nOgAnOo : YOu are so uplifting
[2017-01-18 15:49:30] nOgAnOo : You should be a guidance counselor
[2017-01-18 15:49:37] MrRGnome : reality check @nOgAnOo get your shit together
[2017-01-18 15:50:05] Ahhere : nOgAnOo: use stayfocusd or keepmeout.com Set it up on your browsers and you literally cant use the sites for more than whatever time you decide in advance
[2017-01-18 15:50:21] nOgAnOo : Wow that is a great idea
[2017-01-18 15:50:29] nOgAnOo : to just set some trades.. leave.. check back later
[2017-01-18 15:50:39] MrRGnome : SET STOPS. LOW LEVErAGE
[2017-01-18 15:50:41] nOgAnOo : I should just have self control tho like Sam said
[2017-01-18 15:50:44] Ahhere : well i use it for porn
[2017-01-18 15:50:49] Ahhere : just 8 hours a day now
[2017-01-18 15:50:59] nOgAnOo : How do you set a stop while you make an order?
[2017-01-18 15:51:04] narnarfromnarnia : buy
[2017-01-18 15:51:15] narnarfromnarnia : and just watch 15m candle for exit
[2017-01-18 15:51:30] MrRGnome : nOgAnOo: you set two different orders, one that is a normal limit or market order and enters your position
[2017-01-18 15:51:35] MrRGnome : another that's a stop and exits the position
[2017-01-18 15:51:50] MrRGnome : you set them both one after another, the stop doesn't execute until a condition is met
[2017-01-18 15:52:05] nOgAnOo : ok thanks
[2017-01-18 15:52:14] nOgAnOo : I guess I got enough for 6 contracts
[2017-01-18 15:52:18] nOgAnOo : gonna play for fun now
[2017-01-18 15:52:20] MrRGnome : lol
[2017-01-18 15:52:36] MrRGnome : Wait for the 6 contract liquidation folks, queue laughter
[2017-01-18 15:52:38] Tetsuo : don´t use the whole 6 contracts man
[2017-01-18 15:53:35] knikky : anyone have a thought on why the price diverges so far from the kaiko measure
[2017-01-18 15:53:47] nOgAnOo : My order is not showing up in the book
[2017-01-18 15:53:50] MrRGnome : knikky: because people here are poopy pants and afraid
[2017-01-18 15:53:51] nOgAnOo : And hidden order is not checked
[2017-01-18 15:54:05] knikky : think they're making the right call on it?
[2017-01-18 15:54:09] MrRGnome : stops don't show up in the book until triggered
[2017-01-18 15:54:28] nOgAnOo : I'm doing limit..
[2017-01-18 15:54:34] MrRGnome : knikky: I'm long, so no I personally don't think short is a good call. I'm long because the entry for futures was just too damn nice with the discount
[2017-01-18 15:54:51] anonymous123421 : knikky: it's the entire market on this site saying that, it's pretty much a measure of fear and greed.
[2017-01-18 15:55:00] Tetsuo : longed @825$ H17
[2017-01-18 15:55:01] nOgAnOo : my broken clock on pc causes tons of problems tho
[2017-01-18 15:55:05] nOgAnOo : but this never happened before
[2017-01-18 15:55:11] nOgAnOo : is it because it's only 5 contracts??
[2017-01-18 15:55:14] BitMEX_Wally : nOgAnOo: Read this: https://blog.bitmex.com/notice-regarding-spam-orders/
[2017-01-18 15:55:20] MrRGnome : lol
[2017-01-18 15:55:48] nOgAnOo : Ok thanks wally!
[2017-01-18 15:55:50] nOgAnOo : no problem
[2017-01-18 15:56:24] anonymous123421 : is it really spam if the account can only afford that many contracts?
[2017-01-18 15:56:42] BitMEX_Wally : It's spam because it was lots of individual orders for 1 contract
[2017-01-18 15:57:28] anonymous123421 : I see, thanks
[2017-01-18 15:58:46] VenCap : drop it like its hot btc oh on.
[2017-01-18 16:01:24] nOgAnOo : So I essentially just completed college courses on economics
[2017-01-18 16:01:25] MrRGnome : Is bitmex having issues?
[2017-01-18 16:01:34] nOgAnOo : By trading this last month
[2017-01-18 16:01:40] nOgAnOo : watching tradingview trollbox etc
[2017-01-18 16:01:42] knikky : i got disconnected for about 2min
[2017-01-18 16:01:44] MrRGnome : I'm getting constantly discconnected despite no internet issues
[2017-01-18 16:01:45] nOgAnOo : Same here
[2017-01-18 16:01:46] Rado2 : mass disconnecitons
[2017-01-18 16:01:56] nOgAnOo : Conspiracy
[2017-01-18 16:01:57] charlyko : yep
[2017-01-18 16:01:59] BTC-Noob : come back bitmex chart, please come back
[2017-01-18 16:02:02] anonymous123421 : I'm actually taking an econ class right now
[2017-01-18 16:02:08] Tetsuo : Fukk this disconnection scam!
[2017-01-18 16:02:13] nOgAnOo : Yeah, everything I learned is priceless
[2017-01-18 16:02:22] anonymous123421 : yeah I just got disconnected a few times, restarted my browser
[2017-01-18 16:02:25] nOgAnOo : About how devaluing the yuan effects other things
[2017-01-18 16:02:28] Noobz : disconnected DUMP
[2017-01-18 16:02:38] knikky : meh just set stops
[2017-01-18 16:02:40] nOgAnOo : and how a cheap yen is bad for american and european manufacturers
[2017-01-18 16:02:46] Tetsuo : -0.3561% funding in 12h
[2017-01-18 16:02:48] nOgAnOo : Goods stuff to know!
[2017-01-18 16:06:13] thedoc : wtf
[2017-01-18 16:06:15] thedoc : mate
[2017-01-18 16:06:22] knikky : jesus fuck
[2017-01-18 16:06:27] Tetsuo : SCAM
[2017-01-18 16:06:32] charlyko : what a scam site
[2017-01-18 16:06:33] sleger : Bitmex was down ?
[2017-01-18 16:06:34] MrRGnome : stop ddosing the site sleger
[2017-01-18 16:06:34] johndoe : wtf lag
[2017-01-18 16:06:45] charlyko : i am going to trade to other place
[2017-01-18 16:06:47] Tetsuo : Sam and Wally bought all the cheap coins in the meanwhile!
[2017-01-18 16:06:48] charlyko : what a shit. lol
[2017-01-18 16:07:01] thedoc : main MM gone
[2017-01-18 16:07:03] Derreck : thats weird. for me bitmex is working perfectly
[2017-01-18 16:07:03] thedoc : panic!!
[2017-01-18 16:07:07] muirtastic : cmon don't pull a finex on us
[2017-01-18 16:07:12] narnarfromnarnia : its freezing
[2017-01-18 16:07:14] nOgAnOo : NICE
[2017-01-18 16:07:18] nOgAnOo : 50% profit on this trade
[2017-01-18 16:07:19] thedoc : price pumping. buy
[2017-01-18 16:07:22] BitMEX_Sam : Apologies everyone, we're having an issue with one of the proxies, working to fix it asap
[2017-01-18 16:07:24] charlyko : just disconected in the breakout. /clap bitmex
[2017-01-18 16:07:29] nOgAnOo : It's ok sam
[2017-01-18 16:07:31] bingbongfly : hello
[2017-01-18 16:07:31] muirtastic : That was 50% retrace of the drop. Time to short
[2017-01-18 16:07:44] charlyko : yeah. an issue just in the breakout. go to tell to other. please
[2017-01-18 16:08:00] MikeHunt : https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2765/4168601080_39b1f9e79d.jpg
[2017-01-18 16:11:22] thedoc : back
[2017-01-18 16:11:23] nOgAnOo : uh oh..
[2017-01-18 16:11:29] MrRGnome : ffs
[2017-01-18 16:11:30] MrJ1m : ><
[2017-01-18 16:11:31] thedoc : hurry fomo long
[2017-01-18 16:11:34] nOgAnOo : Well, I am making some good trades at least
[2017-01-18 16:11:35] charlyko : is not this the big scam site you ever visited ?
[2017-01-18 16:11:35] MrJ1m : god damn
[2017-01-18 16:11:51] Tetsuo : EVERYONE PLZ STOP SCAMMING!
[2017-01-18 16:11:58] nOgAnOo : nice 100k
[2017-01-18 16:11:58] MrJ1m : dafuk with the freezing
[2017-01-18 16:11:59] thomaskikansha : dat fomo
[2017-01-18 16:12:02] BitMEX_Sam : Apologies for the disruption everyone; we are back
[2017-01-18 16:12:12] bingbongfly : BitMEX_Sam: Thank you! Good work
[2017-01-18 16:12:13] nOgAnOo : Probably a ddos attack by someone who got rekt
[2017-01-18 16:12:15] Tetsuo : EVERYONE PLZ STOP SCAMMING!
[2017-01-18 16:12:27] knikky : scamming?
[2017-01-18 16:12:32] Tetsuo : knikky: especially u
[2017-01-18 16:12:38] Rado2 : BitMEX_Sam: what was the issue?
[2017-01-18 16:12:47] knikky : wat
[2017-01-18 16:12:51] nOgAnOo : Nog got angry coz of rekt and hired DDOS
[2017-01-18 16:12:53] charlyko : they dissconect ppl ramdonly becouse they profit
[2017-01-18 16:13:15] MrRGnome : charlyko: Are you crazy?
[2017-01-18 16:13:21] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBCH17`: buy 3000 @ 5879.8
[2017-01-18 16:13:22] nOgAnOo : "I'll show you guise!!!"
[2017-01-18 16:14:06] johndoe : wtf
[2017-01-18 16:14:13] nOgAnOo : hey johndoe!
[2017-01-18 16:14:15] nOgAnOo : How are you this mornig?
[2017-01-18 16:14:19] johndoe : sold at 852/853
[2017-01-18 16:14:20] johndoe : damn bs
[2017-01-18 16:14:26] knikky : man gdax 880
[2017-01-18 16:14:30] Noobz : Rekt sounds like my Ex **Always pointing out the negative stuff**
[2017-01-18 16:14:31] thedoc : lol panic closed my long. market maker comes back $6 higher than what i closed
[2017-01-18 16:14:31] johndoe : on xbth17
[2017-01-18 16:14:45] laisee : outbreak of poloniexitis in the troll-box
[2017-01-18 16:14:47] Rado2 : Noobz: lol
[2017-01-18 16:14:57] johndoe : nOgAnOo: not very good. losing money
[2017-01-18 16:15:01] nOgAnOo : Right, rekt needs to announce massive winnings too
[2017-01-18 16:15:20] Rado2 : nOgAnOo: then it wouldn't be REKT
[2017-01-18 16:15:21] nOgAnOo : Same here john I rekt his morning! My girlfriend is holding me in her arms telling me I'm not a loser
[2017-01-18 16:15:39] Rado2 : maybe another bot called "PROFIT"
[2017-01-18 16:15:40] bingbongfly : nOgAnOo: I'll trade my wealth for your girlfriend
[2017-01-18 16:15:42] laisee : ur gf is a doll, tho
[2017-01-18 16:15:48] anonymous123421 : It would be cool to have a live leaderboard of (anonymized) positions with the highest ROE
[2017-01-18 16:15:54] nOgAnOo : No, Arisa is Japanese. She's priceless
[2017-01-18 16:16:01] nOgAnOo : Best girls ever come from Japan
[2017-01-18 16:16:16] Noobz : those robo girls?
[2017-01-18 16:16:21] knikky : get shit from the dudes with the money
[2017-01-18 16:16:32] knikky : do who you want on the side
[2017-01-18 16:16:32] knikky : ftw
[2017-01-18 16:16:37] knikky : :(
[2017-01-18 16:16:37] anonymous123421 : knikky: kek
[2017-01-18 16:16:56] knikky : sorry about losing your money bro now you got nothin
[2017-01-18 16:18:35] Formiga : chart is not showing to me
[2017-01-18 16:18:39] Formiga : anyone else with the same problem
[2017-01-18 16:18:44] nOgAnOo : yes
[2017-01-18 16:18:46] knikky : f5
[2017-01-18 16:19:01] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBCH17`: sell 5000 @ 5870.0
[2017-01-18 16:19:31] knikky : thought we were gonna pop up fast after that outage
[2017-01-18 16:19:57] Rado2 : Formiga: change to a different time frame and then back
[2017-01-18 16:20:05] Formiga : thanks
[2017-01-18 16:20:16] nOgAnOo : wow
[2017-01-18 16:20:21] nOgAnOo : was just a 3 dollar spread for a moment
[2017-01-18 16:23:11] nOgAnOo : Well, time for me to go write some steemit articles
[2017-01-18 16:23:22] nOgAnOo : I'm gonna write one about all the different ways to get rekt
[2017-01-18 16:23:26] nOgAnOo : I'm an expert on the mater
[2017-01-18 16:23:33] narnarfromnarnia : nOgAnOo: lol
[2017-01-18 16:23:37] narnarfromnarnia : i know that feel
[2017-01-18 16:24:02] nOgAnOo : I'll be like "you should expect to get rekt every order for your first 2 weeks trading"
[2017-01-18 16:24:09] nOgAnOo : "start very small"
[2017-01-18 16:24:24] knikky : '100x sounds fun but you're going to lose all your money'
[2017-01-18 16:24:33] RoftheN : Noganoo can we private chat something
[2017-01-18 16:24:54] nOgAnOo : "real men read the directions and then practice on paper accounts first, despite popular belief"
[2017-01-18 16:25:03] nOgAnOo : yes Rof the N
[2017-01-18 16:25:08] RoftheN : How?
[2017-01-18 16:25:10] MrRGnome : nOgAnOo: just stop gambling with high levrage. No matter how bad your trades are there is no other thing you need to do to avoid getting rekt
[2017-01-18 16:25:21] nOgAnOo : I am on discord at http://discord.cyberfield.tech
[2017-01-18 16:25:28] nOgAnOo : or skype: noganoo
[2017-01-18 16:25:50] nOgAnOo : Right MrG that was a degenerate move
[2017-01-18 16:25:53] nOgAnOo : so I called my pastor today
[2017-01-18 16:25:57] MrRGnome : RoftheN: do not listen to a word @nOgAnOo syas he is a chronic gambler who loses everything daily
[2017-01-18 16:26:01] nOgAnOo : we're gonna meet up soon and talk about trading
[2017-01-18 16:26:10] nOgAnOo : about leverage and everything
[2017-01-18 16:26:15] RoftheN : I'm not gonna listen to his trading advice lol
[2017-01-18 16:26:40] nOgAnOo : You should listen to my advice.. and do the opposite
[2017-01-18 16:26:43] nOgAnOo : Is
[2017-01-18 16:26:51] nOgAnOo : Is my advice.
[2017-01-18 16:28:19] BTC-Noob : always do the opposite of what peeps tell you in the trollbox
[2017-01-18 16:28:34] BTC-Noob : this applies to my advies as well, paradoxically
[2017-01-18 16:28:43] BTC-Noob : *advice
[2017-01-18 16:31:44] MrRGnome : is hoobs still getting ddosed?
[2017-01-18 16:31:57] narnarfromnarnia : MrRGnome: apparently here and there
[2017-01-18 16:32:01] internetexplorer : shorttzzz
[2017-01-18 16:32:03] narnarfromnarnia : im staying out
[2017-01-18 16:34:31] nOgAnOo : I'm scalping
[2017-01-18 16:34:34] nOgAnOo : already up 100%
[2017-01-18 16:34:40] nOgAnOo : to 10 contract
[2017-01-18 16:35:11] nOgAnOo : I'll probably turn it into 5000 again then lose it all like always
[2017-01-18 16:37:23] internetexplorer : 820 here we come
[2017-01-18 16:37:24] Tetsuo : nOgAnOo: deposit a bit more increase leverage and make it all back in 1-2 hours
[2017-01-18 16:38:00] anonymous123421 : You should just withdraw a certain percentage of your profits every so often
[2017-01-18 16:38:06] anonymous123421 : That might work
[2017-01-18 16:40:28] knikky : too much sideways
[2017-01-18 16:44:41] REKT : Getting chopped to death is fun, everyone should try it!
[2017-01-18 16:44:41] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 5 @ 865.68
[2017-01-18 16:45:18] nOgAnOo : SHIT
[2017-01-18 16:45:20] anonymous123421 : Noganoo was that you ^
[2017-01-18 16:45:26] birdie numn : that was me :D
[2017-01-18 16:45:29] nOgAnOo : lol
[2017-01-18 16:45:35] nOgAnOo : Yea I'm still in
[2017-01-18 16:45:42] birdie numn : learning from the maester
[2017-01-18 16:45:58] nOgAnOo : HAHAHAHA
[2017-01-18 16:47:03] birdie numn : its a salut to the 100x
[2017-01-18 16:47:06] birdie numn : have to pay the piper
[2017-01-18 16:48:30] nOgAnOo : RRight, someone has to pay Bitmex Sam's trailer rental bills
[2017-01-18 16:52:16] nOgAnOo : Strange.. my browser stalled for a bit
[2017-01-18 16:52:24] nOgAnOo : i7 laptop so can't be hardware issue
[2017-01-18 16:53:39] anonymous123421 : nOgAnOo: Do you have an SSD in that laptop?
[2017-01-18 16:53:46] charlyko : cooome btc go down
[2017-01-18 16:53:53] knikky : nah bro go up
[2017-01-18 16:53:58] internetexplorer : nooo
[2017-01-18 16:54:03] internetexplorer : down he will
[2017-01-18 16:54:11] charlyko : yes pls
[2017-01-18 16:54:16] knikky : down a little more to kill the longs
[2017-01-18 16:54:17] knikky : then back up
[2017-01-18 16:54:25] Noobz : yeah down. i want to teabag that 700s
[2017-01-18 16:54:28] charlyko : a little like 30$ lol
[2017-01-18 16:55:29] internetexplorer : okkk going down now
[2017-01-18 16:55:32] nOgAnOo : Trading with 10 contracts now like a boss
[2017-01-18 16:56:00] nOgAnOo : best thing about that is bots don't undercut me
[2017-01-18 16:56:24] charlyko : That is vice
[2017-01-18 16:56:33] anonymous123421 : nOgAnOo: Hidden orders are a thing you can use to avoid that with any size order
[2017-01-18 16:57:31] nOgAnOo : WOW, I never thought of that!!!
[2017-01-18 16:58:03] anonymous123421 : Glad to help
[2017-01-18 16:58:48] internetexplorer : down baby downnn
[2017-01-18 16:59:08] BTCDJS : internetexplorer: not to 820 though soz
[2017-01-18 17:02:12] thedoc : fuck retard cunt okcoin
[2017-01-18 17:02:25] thedoc : dumping again
[2017-01-18 17:02:44] nOgAnOo : Meeting you wonderful people was worth every penny that I lost
[2017-01-18 17:03:16] charlyko : yeah lets go my fellow btc
[2017-01-18 17:03:16] internetexplorer : downnn i said
[2017-01-18 17:03:18] nOgAnOo : WOW
[2017-01-18 17:03:20] nOgAnOo : 8 dollar discount!
[2017-01-18 17:03:55] charlyko : I am doing my last trade for the day and go to smoke weed and play bf !
[2017-01-18 17:03:56] bingbongfly : Hm I took a loss now, closed my long for pretty big loss
[2017-01-18 17:03:58] knikky : surprised no longs died
[2017-01-18 17:03:59] bingbongfly : live to fight another day
[2017-01-18 17:04:17] nOgAnOo : yeah
[2017-01-18 17:04:28] nOgAnOo : Don't be like Nog
[2017-01-18 17:04:47] charlyko : we learn from you, mate XD
[2017-01-18 17:04:57] nOgAnOo : True, I expose all my mistakes here
[2017-01-18 17:05:22] nOgAnOo : Thank God for Steemit
[2017-01-18 17:05:25] nOgAnOo : that I am never broke
[2017-01-18 17:05:29] nOgAnOo : Payments every week
[2017-01-18 17:06:16] MikeHunt : so is china still dumping or is this just a normal correction on way up?
[2017-01-18 17:06:41] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 17400 @ 858.69
[2017-01-18 17:06:52] knikky : ow
[2017-01-18 17:07:26] MrRGnome : MikeHunt: willing to bet we are looking at an ascending wedge, and will consolidate in range for a bit
[2017-01-18 17:07:31] nOgAnOo : Whoh
[2017-01-18 17:07:39] nOgAnOo : someone just sold it down to 854
[2017-01-18 17:07:46] nOgAnOo : For s second
[2017-01-18 17:07:54] nOgAnOo : Or was that that liquidated long
[2017-01-18 17:09:28] MikeHunt : MrRGnome: yeh i just hope the latest pboc revelations havent ruined it
[2017-01-18 17:10:00] nOgAnOo : Mike, when a liquidated long gets sold it sells on the buys?
[2017-01-18 17:10:08] nOgAnOo : right?
[2017-01-18 17:10:23] nOgAnOo : This is one of those things I can't calculate in my head
[2017-01-18 17:10:25] nOgAnOo : some mental block
[2017-01-18 17:10:45] Tux26 : nOgAnOo: Sure, it's a regular market sell order
[2017-01-18 17:10:56] nOgAnOo : Ok thanks
[2017-01-18 17:11:37] nOgAnOo : I once again think I know everything there is to know about trading
[2017-01-18 17:11:44] nOgAnOo : And am surprised I didn't know this yesterday
[2017-01-18 17:12:35] nOgAnOo : I wonder how much my referrer has made off of me
[2017-01-18 17:12:51] nOgAnOo : Where can I find my total traded volume?
[2017-01-18 17:13:43] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: no idea, i'd ask an admin
[2017-01-18 17:13:49] MikeHunt : nvm tux answered
[2017-01-18 17:15:14] BitMEX_Greg : nOgAnOo: https://www.bitmex.com/app/tradeHistory
[2017-01-18 17:16:51] nOgAnOo : hmm I can't figure out how to find total volume traded
[2017-01-18 17:19:00] BitMEX_Greg : nOgAnOo: Sum up the `Exec Qty`, or the `Value` columns.
[2017-01-18 17:19:14] nOgAnOo : anonymous123421: no it's not an SSD i guess wow.. everything else about this laptop is sweet I can't believe they cost cut that
[2017-01-18 17:20:07] anonymous123421 : nOgAnOo: You should get an SSD, they speed up everything, programs open faster etc.
[2017-01-18 17:20:25] nOgAnOo : I know I got ssd on all my desktops
[2017-01-18 17:21:48] nOgAnOo : ok 45 bitcoins trade volume
[2017-01-18 17:22:01] nOgAnOo : in the last day
[2017-01-18 17:22:05] anonymous123421 : That's a lot
[2017-01-18 17:22:08] nOgAnOo : what are the referral fees for that?
[2017-01-18 17:22:09] VenCap : back to $900 guys thank the lord
[2017-01-18 17:22:41] nOgAnOo : So I am giving money away to Bitmex, referrer and market makers
[2017-01-18 17:22:51] nOgAnOo : Time to refer myself
[2017-01-18 17:25:19] knikky : up up up
[2017-01-18 17:25:47] nOgAnOo : Wait where is my 14 contract rekt
[2017-01-18 17:25:49] nOgAnOo : I feel cheated
[2017-01-18 17:26:06] nOgAnOo : Rektbot you broke my heart
[2017-01-18 17:26:54] nOgAnOo : "oh, that's just noganoo. i won't announce that"
[2017-01-18 17:27:05] Noobz : lol
[2017-01-18 17:27:43] Tetsuo : Has the funding cap been lifted? I thought 0.35% was the max?
[2017-01-18 17:27:56] Tetsuo : or was it 0.385?
[2017-01-18 17:28:16] nOgAnOo : 0.365 i think
[2017-01-18 17:29:10] BitMEX_Greg : Tetsuo: 0.375% per 8 hour period
[2017-01-18 17:29:12] thedoc : I hate when i get rekt and rekt bot doesn't announce it
[2017-01-18 17:29:21] Tetsuo : BitMEX_Greg: ok, thx
[2017-01-18 17:29:29] charlyko : lol
[2017-01-18 17:30:29] nOgAnOo : Yes, how can we enjoy each other's rekts without a huge flashy advertisment
[2017-01-18 17:30:35] nOgAnOo : This needs to be resolved.
[2017-01-18 17:31:23] nOgAnOo : Am I just trolling myself by trading here?
[2017-01-18 17:31:36] nOgAnOo : I'm starting to question everything about life now. Bitmex
[2017-01-18 17:31:48] nOgAnOo : We need Bitmex t-shirts
[2017-01-18 17:31:56] nOgAnOo : with a list of megarekts on the back
[2017-01-18 17:32:29] nOgAnOo : Bitmex Greg where can I get a list of the largest megarekts? Can I download a text of the trollbox somewhere?
[2017-01-18 17:32:39] anonymous123421 : https://www.bitmex.com/chatArchive?channelID=1
[2017-01-18 17:32:54] nOgAnOo : I need that in text form
[2017-01-18 17:33:03] BitMEX_Greg : nOgAnOo: hit the Archive link at the top of this box
[2017-01-18 17:33:28] nOgAnOo : I will be like that guy at the end of the rollercoaster
[2017-01-18 17:33:36] nOgAnOo : selling pictures of people puking on themselves
[2017-01-18 17:33:46] nOgAnOo : only my product will be all your rekts listed on a t-shirt
[2017-01-18 17:34:02] nOgAnOo : I will make my losses back this way
[2017-01-18 17:34:34] MrRGnome : nOgAnOo: Start with a t-shirt immortalizing your losses, wear it everyday until someone buys one
[2017-01-18 17:35:04] charlyko : I want nOgAnOo t-shirt plz. with blood across your name. lol
[2017-01-18 17:35:52] anonymous123421 : That's... morbid
[2017-01-18 17:37:28] MikeHunt : have nogs head next to it and Rekt holding an axe
[2017-01-18 17:38:35] nOgAnOo : Bitmex Greg who do I talk to to request permission to make Bitmex Rekt shirts? Arthur?
[2017-01-18 17:38:59] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: just print ur name under this...
[2017-01-18 17:39:00] MikeHunt : http://www.historyonthenet.com/sites/default/files/pictures/Jacquerie_Navarre.jpg
[2017-01-18 17:40:13] BitMEX_Wally : 
[2017-01-18 17:40:37] BitMEX_Wally : Maybe we should give the REKT bot permission to post images...
[2017-01-18 17:41:07] nOgAnOo : Nobody wants to see my crying face
[2017-01-18 17:41:12] nOgAnOo : It's depressing
[2017-01-18 17:41:28] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: what about ur drunk driving face?
[2017-01-18 17:41:40] nOgAnOo : You can see that online I'm sure
[2017-01-18 17:41:45] MikeHunt : lol
[2017-01-18 17:41:58] nOgAnOo : I didn't look at the newspaper article about me
[2017-01-18 17:42:04] nOgAnOo : "delivery man drunk driving"
[2017-01-18 17:42:07] nOgAnOo : "bottle of vodka"
[2017-01-18 17:42:16] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: did u make ur delivery thou?
[2017-01-18 17:42:16] nOgAnOo : afraid of what it might have said
[2017-01-18 17:42:21] nOgAnOo : I did..
[2017-01-18 17:42:26] nOgAnOo : The sub was delivered..
[2017-01-18 17:42:37] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: that alone should get u off
[2017-01-18 17:42:41] nOgAnOo : My truck broke down
[2017-01-18 17:42:46] nOgAnOo : they found me at work
[2017-01-18 17:42:47] MikeHunt : had to wait hours for a chinese once, told em to piss off in the end
[2017-01-18 17:42:50] nOgAnOo : they have no proof
[2017-01-18 17:43:06] nOgAnOo : it was the first big snow of the year
[2017-01-18 17:43:21] nOgAnOo : So they came to work and I was drunk.. and I got a DUI
[2017-01-18 17:43:36] nOgAnOo : Should be able to beat it in court.. if I ever decide to go
[2017-01-18 17:43:53] nOgAnOo : But as is.. there is huge meth and heroin problem in my town.. and they haven't come to get me
[2017-01-18 17:43:56] nOgAnOo : I have 5 warrants out
[2017-01-18 17:43:58] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: wont they be sorta mad u didnt turn up in the first place?
[2017-01-18 17:44:09] nOgAnOo : I was drunk and throwing up from hangover
[2017-01-18 17:44:13] nOgAnOo : on my court date
[2017-01-18 17:44:17] nOgAnOo : I'm sure they'll understand
[2017-01-18 17:44:23] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: in mexico maybe?
[2017-01-18 17:44:29] MikeHunt : in the west u'd get crucified
[2017-01-18 17:44:56] nOgAnOo : I'll just claim mental illness
[2017-01-18 17:45:00] nOgAnOo : "got rekt and lost my mind"
[2017-01-18 17:45:40] nOgAnOo : Or I could just move away
[2017-01-18 17:45:42] nOgAnOo : out of the state
[2017-01-18 17:45:57] nOgAnOo : and wait for statute of limitations
[2017-01-18 17:46:06] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: 6 years?
[2017-01-18 17:46:11] nOgAnOo : but that requires I stop getting rekt trading
[2017-01-18 17:46:15] nOgAnOo : I think so...
[2017-01-18 17:46:26] nOgAnOo : But what if my parents die and I have to come back for funeral or whatever
[2017-01-18 17:46:31] nOgAnOo : is the thing..
[2017-01-18 17:46:35] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: but is there any point if ur gonna keep drink driving?
[2017-01-18 17:46:45] nOgAnOo : I have only drank once in the last 3 months
[2017-01-18 17:46:49] nOgAnOo : I haven't drove for 6 months
[2017-01-18 17:46:55] nOgAnOo : my truck is parked at the farm
[2017-01-18 17:46:59] nOgAnOo : the firebird is snowed in
[2017-01-18 17:47:15] nOgAnOo : I don't even leave the house
[2017-01-18 17:47:16] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: im just curious how u got 5 warrants and didnt get arrested after the 1st...
[2017-01-18 17:47:18] nOgAnOo : I'm like neo from the matrix
[2017-01-18 17:47:20] nOgAnOo : IRL
[2017-01-18 17:47:37] nOgAnOo : I told you the police are too busy with meth and H
[2017-01-18 17:47:46] nOgAnOo : every week in my small town someone dies from it
[2017-01-18 17:47:59] nOgAnOo : Fucking CIA drug smugglers
[2017-01-18 17:48:31] birdie numn : u sure its H not fent?
[2017-01-18 17:48:40] nOgAnOo : all of them.. they don't care
[2017-01-18 17:48:41] nOgAnOo : any opiates.
[2017-01-18 17:49:22] nOgAnOo : It is also possible they are afraid of what happen if they come to get me
[2017-01-18 17:49:35] nOgAnOo : I have like 16 disorderly conducts for fighting with police
[2017-01-18 17:49:40] nOgAnOo : and have been tased like 13 times
[2017-01-18 17:49:56] nOgAnOo : usually takes 4 or 5 police/jail guards to take me down.. and a few minutes time
[2017-01-18 17:50:22] nOgAnOo : I am blocked on the local police facebook
[2017-01-18 17:50:27] nOgAnOo : for ranting about weed
[2017-01-18 17:50:30] MrRGnome : nOgAnOo: please stop being such an attention monger, when you see your own text consuming 95% of the trollbox, shut up.
[2017-01-18 17:50:43] nOgAnOo : Nobody else talks here.
[2017-01-18 17:50:54] MrRGnome : No one is as attention starved as you.
[2017-01-18 17:50:59] nOgAnOo : True.
[2017-01-18 17:51:08] MrRGnome : So seriously, just make a friend in real life, take it to a forum. anything
[2017-01-18 17:51:43] Tetsuo : or try heroin, it´s fun and might lighten up your life
[2017-01-18 17:51:55] narnarfromnarnia : lol
[2017-01-18 17:52:05] narnarfromnarnia : i suggest the chinacat thumbprint story
[2017-01-18 17:52:12] narnarfromnarnia : report back in a week
[2017-01-18 17:52:14] sleger : "I have like 16 disorderly conducts for fighting with police and have been tased like 13 times" <= or go get tazed more apparently you like it
[2017-01-18 17:52:28] sleger : hard to believe...
[2017-01-18 17:53:34] BitMEX_Greg : nOgAnOo: We have warned you several times already
[2017-01-18 17:54:04] nOgAnOo : Indeed. I'm sorry
[2017-01-18 17:54:11] Tetsuo : nOgAnOo: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1c/JustineJuliette1797vii.jpg is that you? on the right side with the funny hat?
[2017-01-18 17:54:47] BitMEX_Greg : nOgAnOo: We are playing you under a 24 hour trollbox ban. See you tomorrow
[2017-01-18 17:55:00] Tetsuo : Praise the lord!
[2017-01-18 17:55:07] MrRGnome : BitMEX_Greg: bravo
[2017-01-18 17:55:17] birdie numn : noo. the whiplash
[2017-01-18 17:57:25] birdie numn : if people get banned for trolling in the trollbox, isn't the name a bit misleading?
[2017-01-18 17:58:12] BTCDJS : BitMEX_Greg: Is it possible to mute or block someone from my end so I dont see anything they say?
[2017-01-18 17:58:34] johndoe : mute would be a great option
[2017-01-18 17:58:42] Tetsuo : no
[2017-01-18 17:59:33] BitMEX_Greg : BTCDJS: Not at this stage, but an interesting feature request
[2017-01-18 17:59:41] BTCDJS : BitMEX_Greg: If not, would it be too much trouble for Sam to make such things possible?
[2017-01-18 18:00:09] BitMEX_Greg : BTCDJS: I'll bring it up with Sam, something low priority however I imagine.
[2017-01-18 18:01:13] Tetsuo : payban was a great option @ mcxnow
[2017-01-18 18:01:33] Tetsuo : u had to pay to ban someone for a few hours, and the amount got shared amongst all users
[2017-01-18 18:01:51] Tetsuo : the more u paid the longer he got banned
[2017-01-18 18:01:59] birdie numn : NLM - noganoo lives matter!
[2017-01-18 18:02:17] Tetsuo : Trump doesn´t think so
[2017-01-18 18:02:17] MikeHunt : Tetsuo: sledger would ban everyone