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[2017-01-17 07:16:00] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: Do you have a target?
[2017-01-17 07:16:07] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: 900?
[2017-01-17 07:16:11] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 2500 @ 867.00
[2017-01-17 07:16:22] jedisatoshi : Dtrade16: cool when we get above 900 move your stop into the profit somewhere you are comfortable
[2017-01-17 07:16:46] jedisatoshi : Dtrade16: see glad you are in now huh?
[2017-01-17 07:16:47] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: Ok, hope we do that
[2017-01-17 07:16:56] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: Yah bro, thanks
[2017-01-17 07:17:00] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: :P
[2017-01-17 07:17:33] jedisatoshi : Nog you REKT yet?
[2017-01-17 07:18:05] BTCDJS : @BitMEX_Sam can you make it so that on iPhone when I amend stop price in the orders tab that if I click "Done" on iPhone keyboard the changes are saved rather than the little green ✅. It's a little bit hard to hit cos it's very small
[2017-01-17 07:18:31] REKT : Liquidated long on `ETC7D`: sell 500 @ 0.001390
[2017-01-17 07:19:02] ayy_lmao : lol
[2017-01-17 07:19:06] ayy_lmao : too fun
[2017-01-17 07:20:19] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: Why do you think there's momentum right now?
[2017-01-17 07:22:33] jedisatoshi : Dtrade16: hard to say.. I think its just a case of monkey see monkey do sometimes thats all it takes
[2017-01-17 07:23:02] nOgAnOo : So you are telling people to long the top based on your feelings
[2017-01-17 07:23:04] nOgAnOo : is what you just said
[2017-01-17 07:23:44] jedisatoshi : nOgAnOo: Im not telling people to do anything.. this was a covo between me and @Dtrade16
[2017-01-17 07:24:04] jedisatoshi : nOgAnOo: he asked my opinion and i gave him an honest answer
[2017-01-17 07:24:44] nOgAnOo : we are long overdue for a correction
[2017-01-17 07:25:03] nOgAnOo : if you might have noticed.. all the little pumps had corrections
[2017-01-17 07:25:06] nOgAnOo : every single one
[2017-01-17 07:25:15] nOgAnOo : then the two last large pumps 0 corrections
[2017-01-17 07:25:19] nOgAnOo : it's time
[2017-01-17 07:25:20] laisee : its been many many minutes since Bitcoin fell 2%
[2017-01-17 07:25:25] Dtrade16 : nOgAnOo: Dude you need to chill out and take a break from the troll box
[2017-01-17 07:25:32] Noobz : unless the pump is the correction of course
[2017-01-17 07:25:46] nOgAnOo : Rich people sure are angry
[2017-01-17 07:25:49] nOgAnOo : lol
[2017-01-17 07:25:57] nOgAnOo : Sorry your life sucks Dtrade
[2017-01-17 07:25:58] jedisatoshi : nOgAnOo: so just short bro! go and short this shit and get rich you annoying little shit
[2017-01-17 07:26:14] nOgAnOo : Glad your profits made you happy jedi
[2017-01-17 07:26:20] nOgAnOo : looks like life is great for you
[2017-01-17 07:26:26] nOgAnOo : cursing at poor people
[2017-01-17 07:26:27] nOgAnOo : lol
[2017-01-17 07:26:52] Dtrade16 : nOgAnOo: What does my life have anything to do with you being such a busybody?
[2017-01-17 07:28:22] Toeotihuacan : I'm in
[2017-01-17 07:28:35] Toeotihuacan : 5K contracts. n00b reporting in.
[2017-01-17 07:28:48] jedisatoshi : nOgAnOo: great man im happy too! why the fuck are you gambling so hard if you are "poor" if you were truly poor you wouldnt be here. I dont know if you want sympathy or what. but no one feels sorry for you ass clown!
[2017-01-17 07:28:52] MikeHunt : correction or not it looks very pump and dumpy
[2017-01-17 07:29:39] nOgAnOo : You will stand before Christ and answer for what you said.
[2017-01-17 07:30:04] jedisatoshi : nOgAnOo: gently carress you and christ you little shit
[2017-01-17 07:30:29] nOgAnOo : typical star wars fan
[2017-01-17 07:30:51] REKT : Liquidated long on `ETC7D`: sell 4305 @ 0.001370
[2017-01-17 07:31:01] Noobz : 870 Noobz likes
[2017-01-17 07:31:10] Ahhere : nOgAnOo: half the planet have about 150 dollars net worth
[2017-01-17 07:31:25] Ahhere : and 6 dudes have more than them.
[2017-01-17 07:31:28] ayy_lmao : this chat is sad
[2017-01-17 07:31:59] nOgAnOo : It's mock noganoo and Jesus chat
[2017-01-17 07:32:01] REKT : Liquidated long on `ETC7D`: sell 4065 @ 0.001367
[2017-01-17 07:32:08] nOgAnOo : and spit on the poor
[2017-01-17 07:32:11] nOgAnOo : and mock them
[2017-01-17 07:32:20] thailand : lmao
[2017-01-17 07:32:21] REKT : Liquidated long on `ETC7D`: sell 2000 @ 0.001365
[2017-01-17 07:32:27] nOgAnOo : "WE JUST MADE 10S OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS LET'S CURSE NOGANOO AND HIS GOD"
[2017-01-17 07:32:30] irishsia : Man this chat needs mods.
[2017-01-17 07:32:42] thailand : he's not mocking you because you're poor. He's mocking you being a degen
[2017-01-17 07:33:48] thailand : would mock you going 50x leverage with 20 bitcoins instead of .05 just as equally
[2017-01-17 07:34:01] Dtrade16 : irishsia: absolutely
[2017-01-17 07:34:02] jedisatoshi : seriously does anyone know how you block a user? I never let trolls get to me but this is too much.
[2017-01-17 07:34:20] nOgAnOo : God bless you, jedisatoshi
[2017-01-17 07:34:24] nOgAnOo : I forgive you.
[2017-01-17 07:34:32] Dtrade16 : Someone get this kid outta here
[2017-01-17 07:34:32] jedisatoshi : nOgAnOo: go fuck yourself
[2017-01-17 07:34:53] aandy : wheres the comedy gonna go though if he leaves
[2017-01-17 07:35:12] thailand : leave him be
[2017-01-17 07:35:27] thailand : wouldn't have this trollbox open w/o him
[2017-01-17 07:35:31] Tetsuo : nOgAnOo: god bless you,
[2017-01-17 07:35:39] jedisatoshi : hahaha
[2017-01-17 07:35:54] jedisatoshi : I guess you are right
[2017-01-17 07:37:00] Ahhere : Yes noganoo provides entertainment through quiet times and busy times. And he charges nothing to do it leave him alone.
[2017-01-17 07:40:33] Noobz : here we go
[2017-01-17 07:40:41] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 300 @ 871.23
[2017-01-17 07:40:51] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 2130 @ 871.47
[2017-01-17 07:41:21] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 2000 @ 872.66
[2017-01-17 07:43:07] abbey : you just gotta love this game
[2017-01-17 07:43:21] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBCH17`: buy 1000 @ 6076.1
[2017-01-17 07:43:59] Ahhere : abbey: u held ur long?
[2017-01-17 07:44:16] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 20 @ 873.29
[2017-01-17 07:44:16] REKT : All aboard the MOON train!
[2017-01-17 07:44:50] abbey : I did and bought some more
[2017-01-17 07:45:00] jedisatoshi : Dtrade16: hold steady my friend!
[2017-01-17 07:45:39] Ahhere : Current mood: pancakes for breakfast blur country house playing and leveraged long btc
[2017-01-17 07:46:05] abbey : Ahhere: nice!
[2017-01-17 07:46:16] jedisatoshi : one thing going on but i doubt it has too much to do with this rally is the Davos summit is going on right now and they are discussing fintech and how the tech will "disrupt"
[2017-01-17 07:46:53] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: Ok ?
[2017-01-17 07:47:05] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: lol
[2017-01-17 07:47:08] shapeshifter : jedisatoshi: thats a good point actually
[2017-01-17 07:47:21] nOgAnOo : Mark of the Beast coming soon
[2017-01-17 07:47:32] nOgAnOo : left hand or the forehead
[2017-01-17 07:47:34] thailand : lol
[2017-01-17 07:47:37] jedisatoshi : shapeshifter: Thank you, I am watching it now on bloomberg if anyone is interested
[2017-01-17 07:47:42] shapeshifter : this guy never shuts up, does he?
[2017-01-17 07:48:06] shapeshifter : i guess not watching the short anymore now its liquidated
[2017-01-17 07:48:06] abbey : Ahhere: my positions now 350% and 264% ROE
[2017-01-17 07:48:14] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: Nice
[2017-01-17 07:48:17] nOgAnOo : when you guys accept the mark of the beast you will all be like "OH THIS ISN'T THE REAL MARK OF THE BEAST, THIS IS JUST BLOCKCHAIN"
[2017-01-17 07:48:36] nOgAnOo : JUST BLOCKCHAIN IN THE FOREHEAD BRO
[2017-01-17 07:48:40] nOgAnOo : NO MIND CONTROL HERE
[2017-01-17 07:48:58] nOgAnOo : It will happen in the next 10 years
[2017-01-17 07:49:03] abbey : nOgAnOo: get some sleep bro
[2017-01-17 07:49:11] nOgAnOo : and if you accept that mark you will be eternally damned
[2017-01-17 07:49:20] nOgAnOo : if you don't accept the mark you will not be able to buy or sell
[2017-01-17 07:49:25] jedisatoshi : shapeshifter: no but the box has argued he is some form of entertainment..
[2017-01-17 07:49:48] enki0182 : Ill take the mark please
[2017-01-17 07:50:03] Ahhere : abbey: nice I'm up only 50% 3x leverage only.
[2017-01-17 07:50:04] nOgAnOo : There will likely be 3 classes
[2017-01-17 07:50:12] Noobz : the zuckenberg of the beast
[2017-01-17 07:50:20] nOgAnOo : highest class will be able to purchase weed, liquor, cigs.. anything they want..
[2017-01-17 07:50:23] jedisatoshi : Noobz: hahahaha
[2017-01-17 07:50:35] nOgAnOo : lower classes will not have access to such items
[2017-01-17 07:51:21] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 5700 @ 876.76
[2017-01-17 07:51:22] nOgAnOo : I'm so glad I shorted 75x now
[2017-01-17 07:51:32] nOgAnOo : my position is really flourishing
[2017-01-17 07:51:43] nOgAnOo : :D
[2017-01-17 07:51:43] jedisatoshi : Dtrade16: see man sometimes not all but sometimes you just got to take that leap.. remember when we pass 900 adjust your stop in your profit!
[2017-01-17 07:52:15] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: Will do bro, thanks!
[2017-01-17 07:52:41] nOgAnOo : i rekt again
[2017-01-17 07:52:43] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: To tell you the truth I have been occupied with eBay for the last few days lol
[2017-01-17 07:53:01] REKT : Liquidated long on `XRP7D`: sell 501000 @ 0.00000776
[2017-01-17 07:53:07] jedisatoshi : Dtrade16: oh yeah? what you got going on there?
[2017-01-17 07:53:11] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: I have a little business on there selling screen protectors
[2017-01-17 07:53:19] jedisatoshi : Dtrade16: you ever dabble with openbazaar?
[2017-01-17 07:53:29] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: And cell phone accessories
[2017-01-17 07:53:32] nOgAnOo : openbazaar has no traffic
[2017-01-17 07:53:48] jedisatoshi : nOgAnOo: thats bc all the traffic is at your moms house
[2017-01-17 07:53:50] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: No I haven't, is it good?
[2017-01-17 07:54:04] nOgAnOo : you are disgusting, jedi
[2017-01-17 07:54:08] enki0182 : OMG this is nuts
[2017-01-17 07:54:17] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: I lowered my price for screen protectors and had a bunch of orders recently
[2017-01-17 07:54:33] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: Figured out a way to ship them in Canada for cheap
[2017-01-17 07:54:34] REKT : Liquidated long on `XRP7D`: sell 4439740 @ 0.00000764
[2017-01-17 07:54:36] jedisatoshi : nOgAnOo: your moms disgusting.. thats why shes so popular
[2017-01-17 07:55:06] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 2 @ 881.29 :punch: :whale:
[2017-01-17 07:55:10] ayy_lmao : lol
[2017-01-17 07:55:11] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBCH17`: buy 20000 @ 6156.3
[2017-01-17 07:55:19] Noobz : OKC 6100+
[2017-01-17 07:55:29] enki0182 : Im calling this "stairway to heaven"
[2017-01-17 07:55:31] REKT : Liquidated long on `XRP7D`: sell 10000 @ 0.00000761
[2017-01-17 07:55:31] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBCH17`: buy 10000 @ 6165.7
[2017-01-17 07:55:44] jedisatoshi : Dtrade16: open bazaar is still pretty new but i think its a really cool idea and good way to make some coin if you got some good stuff
[2017-01-17 07:55:47] nOgAnOo : wow
[2017-01-17 07:55:52] nOgAnOo : such price
[2017-01-17 07:55:56] abbey : FOMO this is bitcoin!
[2017-01-17 07:55:56] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 32 @ 882.31
[2017-01-17 07:56:09] nOgAnOo : dtrade, openbazaar has no users
[2017-01-17 07:56:11] nOgAnOo : don't waste your time
[2017-01-17 07:56:28] Noobz : Glad I started here yesterday and not today
[2017-01-17 07:56:39] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: Cool, I'll take a look at it. I'm buying merchandise off Alibaba and DHgate right now
[2017-01-17 07:56:44] jedisatoshi : This is turning out to be one of my best trades
[2017-01-17 07:57:00] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: Margins are extremely thin though, so you gotta get really creative and have volume
[2017-01-17 07:57:12] jedisatoshi : Dtrade16: true
[2017-01-17 07:57:30] nOgAnOo : Can you help me get back on my feet, jedi?
[2017-01-17 07:57:33] nOgAnOo : I rekt my account again
[2017-01-17 07:57:38] herpinator : how nog
[2017-01-17 07:57:38] nOgAnOo : :(
[2017-01-17 07:57:45] nOgAnOo : shorted 965
[2017-01-17 07:57:48] herpinator : why didnt you wait for me
[2017-01-17 07:57:58] jedisatoshi : nOgAnOo: i dont know man.. let me think about it
[2017-01-17 07:57:58] nOgAnOo : i'm tired.. make bad decisions always
[2017-01-17 07:58:13] nOgAnOo : I was up to 70 dollars earlier today
[2017-01-17 07:58:21] herpinator : you have to sleep
[2017-01-17 07:58:27] nOgAnOo : slowly working my way up from 0.015 4 days ago
[2017-01-17 07:58:27] herpinator : dumb
[2017-01-17 07:58:30] nOgAnOo : low leverage
[2017-01-17 07:58:38] nOgAnOo : then got tired and sucked into high leverage
[2017-01-17 07:59:04] herpinator : not good
[2017-01-17 07:59:09] nOgAnOo : Tomorrow is steem payday
[2017-01-17 07:59:12] nOgAnOo : like 200 dollars
[2017-01-17 07:59:15] herpinator : nice
[2017-01-17 07:59:18] nOgAnOo : so I can pay off my new laptop at least
[2017-01-17 07:59:21] nOgAnOo : and buy some weed
[2017-01-17 07:59:39] jedisatoshi : nOgAnOo: hmmm still thinking about it
[2017-01-17 08:00:02] nOgAnOo : I just don't understand where all this money comes from
[2017-01-17 08:00:05] nOgAnOo : someone has to lose..
[2017-01-17 08:00:15] nOgAnOo : i see very few people in here mentioning losses
[2017-01-17 08:00:22] nOgAnOo : maybe the losers just don't say anything?
[2017-01-17 08:00:27] herpinator : of course no one is going to mention their losses
[2017-01-17 08:00:36] Noobz : lol so true
[2017-01-17 08:00:42] rustiv : winners trade here for the long run and are just watching
[2017-01-17 08:00:43] QuantFocus : sup with this tight spread on H
[2017-01-17 08:00:46] nOgAnOo : I notice the mods are quiet when volume is high
[2017-01-17 08:00:47] herpinator : well if you ask someone and they are real with you they will tell you
[2017-01-17 08:00:55] herpinator : we have all made losses in the past
[2017-01-17 08:00:57] Ahhere : I was down 8 btc in this trade now I'm up 10
[2017-01-17 08:01:16] Noobz : answer a question and telling are two different things
[2017-01-17 08:01:23] nOgAnOo : I just don't understand
[2017-01-17 08:01:24] jedisatoshi : def but not tonight! im killing it!
[2017-01-17 08:01:26] nOgAnOo : how all of you can be up so much
[2017-01-17 08:01:33] nOgAnOo : who lost???
[2017-01-17 08:01:39] herpinator : that ascending triangle you pointed out was a bang on call ahhere
[2017-01-17 08:01:40] nOgAnOo : I only lost 70 dollars today lol
[2017-01-17 08:02:05] Noobz : didn't you cash out yesterday?
[2017-01-17 08:02:09] nOgAnOo : no
[2017-01-17 08:02:28] nOgAnOo : I am still learning tho
[2017-01-17 08:02:30] nOgAnOo : I'm not upset
[2017-01-17 08:02:36] Noobz : try to take a cut always, its better in the long run
[2017-01-17 08:02:41] nOgAnOo : been trading here probably 7 full days now
[2017-01-17 08:02:44] herpinator : yes always pay yourself
[2017-01-17 08:03:02] nOgAnOo : it's difficult here with the once per day payouts
[2017-01-17 08:03:33] Noobz : profit is only profit when it is your pocket
[2017-01-17 08:03:36] herpinator : you gotta know when to stop
[2017-01-17 08:03:41] herpinator : yes good advice
[2017-01-17 08:03:41] Noobz : otherwise it is just virtual
[2017-01-17 08:04:45] nOgAnOo : someone knows more than me
[2017-01-17 08:04:52] nOgAnOo : the bots move before the okcoin chart moves
[2017-01-17 08:05:08] nOgAnOo : "high frequency trading"
[2017-01-17 08:05:20] MVZ : can somebody please explain how does funding for etc perpetual swap works??
[2017-01-17 08:05:28] MVZ : New here
[2017-01-17 08:05:38] herpinator : MVZ: welcome to the best exchange
[2017-01-17 08:05:49] MVZ : thanks hahaha
[2017-01-17 08:05:51] Ahhere : herpinator: could have gone either way though
[2017-01-17 08:06:18] herpinator : Ahhere: yeh thats right sometimes a reversal occures
[2017-01-17 08:06:33] MVZ : yea i lost some but gained 1 bit today so it's good for me
[2017-01-17 08:06:35] herpinator : support was pretty strong
[2017-01-17 08:06:38] herpinator : though
[2017-01-17 08:07:08] MVZ : so can anyone please explain it to me??
[2017-01-17 08:07:47] jedisatoshi : MVZ: honestly no one wants to type all that shit bro
[2017-01-17 08:07:59] jedisatoshi : MVZ: google that shit lol
[2017-01-17 08:08:09] nOgAnOo : jedi did you think it over? :)
[2017-01-17 08:08:12] XXXX : nOgAnOo: have you lost your 2 dollars yet?
[2017-01-17 08:08:13] nOgAnOo : <3
[2017-01-17 08:08:21] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 80 @ 881.99
[2017-01-17 08:08:24] nOgAnOo : XXXX, I lost that account last week
[2017-01-17 08:08:25] jedisatoshi : nOgAnOo: still thinking bro
[2017-01-17 08:08:31] nOgAnOo : then restarted with 15 and turned it to 70
[2017-01-17 08:08:33] nOgAnOo : and lost all today
[2017-01-17 08:08:42] nOgAnOo : Just a half hour ago
[2017-01-17 08:08:45] wurstgelee : https://www.bitmex.com/app/tradingOverview
[2017-01-17 08:09:04] XXXX : It would be cool to have 150 dollar premium on XBTH17 again.
[2017-01-17 08:09:17] wurstgelee : everything there
[2017-01-17 08:09:22] nOgAnOo : 3BMEXr2x2cMCHt4AyBcKAjA4Jb93eJqyJy here is my address if you decide to un-rekt me, Jedi. <3
[2017-01-17 08:09:26] QuantFocus : XXXX: probably not getting that high, but 70-80
[2017-01-17 08:09:29] jonny : XXXX: whe was that? you mean when it was quadratic?
[2017-01-17 08:09:41] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 6000 @ 883.93
[2017-01-17 08:09:43] XXXX : nOgAnOo: try to be patient man. dont go 50x
[2017-01-17 08:09:49] herpinator : if I make 1btc today nog I will send you .05
[2017-01-17 08:09:51] jedisatoshi : nOgAnOo: ok thanks ill save that for when i like you
[2017-01-17 08:10:07] nOgAnOo : I know I was doing 20x but then EVERYTIME i get tired I go 70
[2017-01-17 08:10:11] nOgAnOo : demon problem
[2017-01-17 08:10:35] XXXX : jonny: just 2 weeks ago when BTC was in 8000 CNY range
[2017-01-17 08:10:56] QuantFocus : i don't think @nOgAnOo is even trading. he's just collecting off you suckers
[2017-01-17 08:11:07] nOgAnOo : Want a screenshot?
[2017-01-17 08:11:10] QuantFocus : he's up like 1000 off contributions
[2017-01-17 08:11:18] QuantFocus : nah, i don't care that much
[2017-01-17 08:11:19] nOgAnOo : I got 25 from premium freak
[2017-01-17 08:11:22] nOgAnOo : and 50 from micmix
[2017-01-17 08:11:26] nOgAnOo : that is all
[2017-01-17 08:11:34] QuantFocus : you should try the street corner
[2017-01-17 08:11:37] nOgAnOo : I'm down 400 dollars of my own money
[2017-01-17 08:11:54] QuantFocus : and 75 dollars of other peoples' money
[2017-01-17 08:11:59] nOgAnOo : yep
[2017-01-17 08:12:05] QuantFocus : gj
[2017-01-17 08:12:20] QuantFocus : your time here is well spent
[2017-01-17 08:12:25] nOgAnOo : not really
[2017-01-17 08:12:31] nOgAnOo : I could have made 1000 dollars on steemit
[2017-01-17 08:12:34] nOgAnOo : in the same amount of time
[2017-01-17 08:12:40] nOgAnOo : but I enjoyed learning the instruments
[2017-01-17 08:12:43] nOgAnOo : and how everything works
[2017-01-17 08:12:43] XXXX : even if BTC doesnt rise from here but hold these levels the premium on march futures will shoot to 25-30 dollars in next 12 hours
[2017-01-17 08:12:58] ayy_lmao : nOgAnOo: use the tesnet bitmex
[2017-01-17 08:13:08] ayy_lmao : until you can prove your strategies
[2017-01-17 08:13:09] QuantFocus : what's your steemit ID?
[2017-01-17 08:13:09] ayy_lmao : imo
[2017-01-17 08:13:09] nOgAnOo : either way my steem payout will be worth more tomorrow with higher btc prices
[2017-01-17 08:13:18] nOgAnOo : www.steemit.com/@noganoo
[2017-01-17 08:13:50] nOgAnOo : ayy lmao how am I supposed to get rekt without playing with real money???
[2017-01-17 08:13:57] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 117322 @ 886.69 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished:
[2017-01-17 08:14:10] nOgAnOo : Can one learn to trade without first getting physically rekt?
[2017-01-17 08:14:17] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 10000 @ 889.79
[2017-01-17 08:14:17] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 5778 @ 889.67
[2017-01-17 08:14:17] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 1600 @ 889.16
[2017-01-17 08:14:17] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 330 @ 890.02
[2017-01-17 08:14:33] herpinator : wowza
[2017-01-17 08:14:40] nOgAnOo : yeah wow
[2017-01-17 08:14:40] Noobz : 900 here we come
[2017-01-17 08:14:42] enki0182 : this is hot
[2017-01-17 08:14:45] nOgAnOo : 900 just like jedi called
[2017-01-17 08:14:54] thedoc : Choochoo
[2017-01-17 08:15:05] nOgAnOo : there I was "FLASH CRASH"
[2017-01-17 08:15:11] nOgAnOo : next moment rekt
[2017-01-17 08:15:23] thailand : 117322 @ 886.69 EPIC REKT
[2017-01-17 08:15:24] Dtrade16 : Damn
[2017-01-17 08:15:27] ayy_lmao : well dont forget to take profit here and there
[2017-01-17 08:15:30] thailand : R.I.P.
[2017-01-17 08:15:33] nOgAnOo : I'm done watching okcoin shit charts
[2017-01-17 08:15:35] thailand : whoever you are
[2017-01-17 08:15:36] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: Great call!
[2017-01-17 08:15:39] nOgAnOo : Going to tradingview from now on
[2017-01-17 08:15:47] nOgAnOo : okcoin has worst charts in history of charts
[2017-01-17 08:15:54] herpinator : nOgAnOo: he is right friend testnet is good for viability testing I gotta have a wash and clean up for a while but when I get back we should talk on discord
[2017-01-17 08:16:12] nOgAnOo : I'm gonna take some sleeping pills and crash
[2017-01-17 08:16:15] nOgAnOo : and forget about tonight
[2017-01-17 08:16:18] herpinator : oh ok
[2017-01-17 08:16:21] nOgAnOo : talk to you tomorrow
[2017-01-17 08:16:28] herpinator : we wil lstart again tomorrow take it easy
[2017-01-17 08:17:14] nOgAnOo : jedisatoshi pls remember I offered to buy you a cheeseburger if you rekt.
[2017-01-17 08:17:25] jonny : nOgAnOo: as said, trading $25 i would waste it too, not motivating enough.
[2017-01-17 08:17:33] nOgAnOo : yeah..
[2017-01-17 08:17:44] Derreck : and 900 here it goes
[2017-01-17 08:17:46] nOgAnOo : i'm like "wow, i just traded 10 hours for 20 dollars"
[2017-01-17 08:18:14] WhyBit : is now the time to go short?
[2017-01-17 08:18:28] thedoc : no
[2017-01-17 08:18:31] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 20571 @ 900.55
[2017-01-17 08:18:35] thedoc : 6300 cny
[2017-01-17 08:18:35] jedisatoshi : WhyBit: yeah go ahead i dare you
[2017-01-17 08:18:42] jedisatoshi : Dtrade16: yeah man
[2017-01-17 08:18:51] REKT : Liquidated long on `LTC7D`: sell 1 @ 0.004470
[2017-01-17 08:18:52] jedisatoshi : Dtrade16: you still all in?
[2017-01-17 08:19:20] Noobz : OKC 6200+
[2017-01-17 08:19:28] Noobz : for a second lol
[2017-01-17 08:19:47] guacamole : well my short got liquidated and my long is still live, so hope it keeps going up
[2017-01-17 08:20:06] jonny : nOgAnOo: $1000 on bitmex and earning 10% or 20% every now and then (not often), no need for high leverage will be more of the real deal.
[2017-01-17 08:20:09] guacamole : otherwise if it drops $50 now it's my fault
[2017-01-17 08:20:44] nOgAnOo : uh oh
[2017-01-17 08:20:46] nOgAnOo : sirens
[2017-01-17 08:20:49] nOgAnOo : someone got in crash
[2017-01-17 08:20:56] nOgAnOo : I could have skated on my street tonight
[2017-01-17 08:21:00] nOgAnOo : couldn't even walk up the driveway
[2017-01-17 08:21:06] nOgAnOo : so icey here in north mexico
[2017-01-17 08:21:12] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: Yah
[2017-01-17 08:21:37] thedoc : laggy
[2017-01-17 08:22:00] jedisatoshi : Dtrade16: nice dude! I dont like telling people what to do. But im really glad i did this time!
[2017-01-17 08:22:11] MikeHunt : Hopefully this doesnt take the floor out when it falls
[2017-01-17 08:22:25] nOgAnOo : Wish you would have told me the great advice too, jedi
[2017-01-17 08:22:37] nOgAnOo : :D
[2017-01-17 08:22:46] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 17778 @ 890.63
[2017-01-17 08:22:57] nOgAnOo : oh shoot
[2017-01-17 08:23:02] jedisatoshi : nOgAnOo: man you were in the box talking shit to me! I would have told you the same thing! Honestly you could have just copied!
[2017-01-17 08:23:04] nOgAnOo : someone went 100x long at the top
[2017-01-17 08:23:10] thailand : lol
[2017-01-17 08:23:23] WhyBit : jedisatoshi: I went short. Think it need a small correction
[2017-01-17 08:23:23] thailand : pissload of contracts
[2017-01-17 08:23:26] nOgAnOo : oops.. here's another one
[2017-01-17 08:23:53] jedisatoshi : WhyBit: sure i agree but i think its mostly just longs closing
[2017-01-17 08:24:01] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: Me too lol ?
[2017-01-17 08:24:12] jedisatoshi : WhyBit: Im betting on 920ish
[2017-01-17 08:24:28] nOgAnOo : wow
[2017-01-17 08:24:33] nOgAnOo : nearly 20 dollar dump in minutes
[2017-01-17 08:24:36] MikeHunt : Im the dumbass who shorted at 6k then went bed
[2017-01-17 08:24:41] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 400 @ 884.93
[2017-01-17 08:24:43] jedisatoshi : 920is before consolidation
[2017-01-17 08:25:40] thedoc : site slow for everyone else?
[2017-01-17 08:25:45] nOgAnOo : no
[2017-01-17 08:25:46] Noobz : nope
[2017-01-17 08:25:51] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: Hopefully we get there
[2017-01-17 08:25:52] thedoc : fuck
[2017-01-17 08:25:59] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: 900 a good stop?
[2017-01-17 08:26:09] Dtrade16 : If we do
[2017-01-17 08:26:25] jedisatoshi : Dtrade16: it will be a good stop after we pass it to secure your profit
[2017-01-17 08:26:46] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: True
[2017-01-17 08:27:03] jedisatoshi : WhyBit: hope you got your profit on that short.. wouldnt hold it too long
[2017-01-17 08:28:19] Noobz : took some profits here and there by now
[2017-01-17 08:28:52] nOgAnOo : jedi, when will you decide, my friend?
[2017-01-17 08:29:09] Noobz : new here so playing with the trail stop
[2017-01-17 08:29:24] jedisatoshi : nOgAnOo: when you stop being an asshole
[2017-01-17 08:29:30] thedoc : Order Submission Error. Order could not be submitted: Network request failed
[2017-01-17 08:29:31] thedoc : Order Submission Error. Order could not be submitted: Network request failed
[2017-01-17 08:29:40] thedoc : maybe i need to restart my computer or something
[2017-01-17 08:29:40] nOgAnOo : I will try my best, Jedi.
[2017-01-17 08:29:50] jedisatoshi : nOgAnOo: and you eat your vegetables!
[2017-01-17 08:29:59] nOgAnOo : I ate a kale smoothie yesterday
[2017-01-17 08:30:04] nOgAnOo : posting it on steemit tomorrow
[2017-01-17 08:30:17] WhyBit : jedisatoshi: It think we will se 870 soon. Then up again
[2017-01-17 08:30:39] jedisatoshi : yeah i would be cool with that
[2017-01-17 08:30:53] jedisatoshi : WhyBit: but im not sure that will happen before 900
[2017-01-17 08:31:19] nwali : Since it has started moving this way it will hit 950
[2017-01-17 08:31:35] nOgAnOo : Good night all
[2017-01-17 08:31:37] nwali : Before the end of today
[2017-01-17 08:31:38] nOgAnOo : love u
[2017-01-17 08:31:44] jedisatoshi : nwali: man i hope so
[2017-01-17 08:31:47] rangle : <3
[2017-01-17 08:33:04] JasonLi : is this recover solid
[2017-01-17 08:33:19] jonny : nOgAnOo: take care
[2017-01-17 08:34:34] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 40 @ 882.87
[2017-01-17 08:34:34] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 4000 @ 882.93
[2017-01-17 08:34:35] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 42 @ 882.94
[2017-01-17 08:34:53] Derreck : buy the dip lol
[2017-01-17 08:35:02] WhyBit : jedisatoshi: took profil, buying again at 876
[2017-01-17 08:36:26] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 200 @ 880.51
[2017-01-17 08:36:26] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 20 @ 880.73
[2017-01-17 08:36:31] ayy_lmao : lol
[2017-01-17 08:36:40] ayy_lmao : did u guys at least take profit
[2017-01-17 08:36:50] jonny : sorry im anger-short. i was convinced to long since last week from 750 to 895 but then i felt conservative today at ~855 and left. i may got long again at 850
[2017-01-17 08:37:01] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 80 @ 877.07
[2017-01-17 08:37:09] jonny : *go
[2017-01-17 08:38:02] jedisatoshi : Dtrade16: where is your entry again?
[2017-01-17 08:38:16] jonny : funding rate was + 0.375 in 14 hours now only 0.063 in 11 hours, misleading
[2017-01-17 08:38:38] ayy_lmao : its changes based off market conditions
[2017-01-17 08:39:32] ayy_lmao : you can only really trust the current one
[2017-01-17 08:39:45] ayy_lmao : the second is "predicted"
[2017-01-17 08:39:59] jedisatoshi : yeah took some profits here
[2017-01-17 08:40:37] jonny : ayy_lmao: but when some hours passed (below 16 ) it should start changing slowy
[2017-01-17 08:41:43] ayy_lmao : hoping we get a small dip
[2017-01-17 08:41:58] ayy_lmao : but the way this is pumping anything is possible
[2017-01-17 08:42:15] ayy_lmao : although longer it goes the harder any correction
[2017-01-17 08:43:03] ayy_lmao : def moving faster than i anticipated
[2017-01-17 08:43:34] REKT : Liquidated long on `ZECH17`: sell 6 @ 0.048355
[2017-01-17 08:43:34] REKT : Liquidated long on `ZECH17`: sell 21 @ 0.048517
[2017-01-17 08:44:52] thedoc : all the alts dumping
[2017-01-17 08:45:13] ayy_lmao : lol
[2017-01-17 08:46:41] aandy : anyone shorting at all?
[2017-01-17 08:47:03] happy : ?
[2017-01-17 08:47:11] aandy : i want to gamble the short but ive been saying that for a while and it keeps climbin
[2017-01-17 08:47:26] happy : I am shorting from 890
[2017-01-17 08:47:33] happy : gonna cover soon
[2017-01-17 08:47:48] Noobz : im looking where to get in again
[2017-01-17 08:47:49] thedoc : aandy: it's getting close to the top
[2017-01-17 08:48:15] Noobz : i took my profits from long just below 893
[2017-01-17 08:48:22] ayy_lmao : happy: prob safe entry
[2017-01-17 08:48:29] jonny : ayy_lmao: round numbers are psychological barriers. if 905 happens to day then also 950? or both only in 1 week at earliest?
[2017-01-17 08:48:35] jedisatoshi : Dtrade16: maybe consider taking profits
[2017-01-17 08:48:41] REKT : Getting chopped to death is fun, everyone should try it!
[2017-01-17 08:48:41] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 256 @ 880.73
[2017-01-17 08:48:56] thedoc : 1 more pump http://i.imgur.com/aYcbss7.png
[2017-01-17 08:49:11] ayy_lmao : jonny: i think we will break 900 over the next week, but it be best to do it in steps
[2017-01-17 08:49:18] hobolowbo : is everybody thinking up form here or down
[2017-01-17 08:49:30] ayy_lmao : need proper corrections on the way up
[2017-01-17 08:49:54] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: Ok
[2017-01-17 08:50:31] jonny : ayy_lmao: needed to make long short long short trading fun?
[2017-01-17 08:50:45] jedisatoshi : Dtrade16: I sold half of my position.. everything doesnt have to be all in or out ya know
[2017-01-17 08:50:57] jonny : or only to answer already non-natrual horizontal moves, not gradual ones?
[2017-01-17 08:51:16] jonny : *vertical ahh sleepy
[2017-01-17 08:51:32] ayy_lmao : not sure what you mean, but yeah 950 is very doable
[2017-01-17 08:51:51] ayy_lmao : but there will be many shakeouts on the way
[2017-01-17 08:53:21] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: I'm out
[2017-01-17 08:53:30] Dtrade16 : 883
[2017-01-17 08:53:40] ayy_lmao : nice
[2017-01-17 08:53:50] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: Nice
[2017-01-17 08:54:07] jonny : check out ZEC im triying to offer the liquidation to sell me for just 0.004% less. But it wont make a move and wait to be eaten and earn 0.075% for bitmex^^
[2017-01-17 08:54:16] ayy_lmao : jedisatoshi: you got a nice base to add onto if needed
[2017-01-17 08:55:51] thedoc : head and shoulders on the 1 minute
[2017-01-17 08:56:25] jedisatoshi : thedoc: i dont think anything on the 1 min is credible lol
[2017-01-17 08:56:58] thedoc : if it dumps then i was right
[2017-01-17 08:57:31] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 80 @ 878.21
[2017-01-17 08:57:32] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 10 @ 878.78
[2017-01-17 08:57:41] ayy_lmao : ^ fomo longs rekt
[2017-01-17 08:58:22] Noobz : new here. is it correct that wd's are only processed at 13:00 UTC?
[2017-01-17 08:58:29] ayy_lmao : yes
[2017-01-17 08:58:34] Noobz : thanks
[2017-01-17 08:58:35] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 100 @ 876.47
[2017-01-17 08:58:35] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 100 @ 876.70
[2017-01-17 08:58:35] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 20 @ 876.24
[2017-01-17 09:01:03] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: Thanks bro, took a nice little $160 profit. Hopefully can add to it and recover my losses
[2017-01-17 09:02:19] Dtrade16 : Damn 4 AM
[2017-01-17 09:02:30] jedisatoshi : Dtrade16: yup now im just watching if we break the high im back in if it dumps i have limit buys spaced out $5 apart
[2017-01-17 09:02:48] jedisatoshi : Dtrade16: yeah i know man.. thought i was going to sleep lol
[2017-01-17 09:03:07] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 1600 @ 875.75
[2017-01-17 09:03:07] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 272 @ 874.90
[2017-01-17 09:03:07] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 40850 @ 880.68
[2017-01-17 09:03:48] thedoc : lol that sucks
[2017-01-17 09:03:54] thedoc : 40k
[2017-01-17 09:04:32] ayy_lmao : heh
[2017-01-17 09:10:30] Dtrade16 : jedisatoshi: Yah I'm going to crash soon I think lol
[2017-01-17 09:12:01] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 10 @ 880.33
[2017-01-17 09:13:18] thedoc : damn longing that h17 margin call would have been sweet
[2017-01-17 09:15:26] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 20000 @ 882.15
[2017-01-17 09:18:11] Dtrade16 : Goodnight gentlemen
[2017-01-17 09:18:20] thailand : gn
[2017-01-17 09:18:22] Noobz : GN
[2017-01-17 09:19:50] jedisatoshi : Dtrade16: see ya
[2017-01-17 09:25:10] thedoc : how is premium only $5 this site must really follow 0kcoin quarterly
[2017-01-17 09:25:54] thedoc : $2 premium on 0kcoin quarterly
[2017-01-17 09:26:25] trestres : OK quaterly have 3$ premium
[2017-01-17 09:26:36] thedoc : crazy
[2017-01-17 09:27:07] thedoc : if this is just a short squeeze then expect a full retrace
[2017-01-17 09:27:07] trestres : 7$ discount on 10 days
[2017-01-17 09:27:28] thedoc : didnt really squeeze many 0kcoin big shorts or bitfinex shorts
[2017-01-17 09:36:37] abbey : thedoc: "just a short squeeze" you sure what you talking about? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_squeeze
[2017-01-17 09:37:52] Ahhere : Dtrade16: peace
[2017-01-17 09:42:43] abbey : short squeeze now would mean the great c&h handle ready -> ath -> the moon and beyond.
[2017-01-17 09:48:02] thedoc : price went up 10%
[2017-01-17 09:48:08] thedoc : anyone short 10x or higher got rekt
[2017-01-17 09:48:21] thedoc : 10% in short amount of time
[2017-01-17 09:52:18] Noobz : yup
[2017-01-17 09:52:42] abbey : loads of shorts still waiting to get rekt
[2017-01-17 09:53:39] Noobz : lucky me though. I just joined yesterday and got 150% profit of my testing initial. So I just withdrew my initial and can test and explore Bitmex without having losses
[2017-01-17 09:54:18] abbey : Noobz: nice!
[2017-01-17 09:54:20] thedoc : nice. just wait till the alts start rocking
[2017-01-17 09:54:42] Carman : Noobz: lucky you!
[2017-01-17 09:54:50] thedoc : the main ones are dumping right now, eth, etc, xmr
[2017-01-17 09:54:51] REKT : Have a bowl of chop-chop suey!
[2017-01-17 09:54:51] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 5 @ 878.72
[2017-01-17 09:54:54] thedoc : and so is btc
[2017-01-17 09:56:33] BTCDJS : Noobz: Very good mate
[2017-01-17 09:58:59] jonny : yayay i won $6.17
[2017-01-17 09:59:03] thedoc : easy when btc goes 1 direction very fast though
[2017-01-17 09:59:07] jonny : XBTH17 -12345 887.10 15minutes ago +12345 887.10 5 minutes ago
[2017-01-17 10:02:13] thedoc : btc probably going for 6208 cny double top or new highs sometime soon
[2017-01-17 10:10:25] thomaskikansha : 6.5K or even 7K
[2017-01-17 10:12:34] Derreck : BTC 950 tomorrow
[2017-01-17 10:17:50] abbey : bye bye bears!
[2017-01-17 10:19:43] poundfoolish : Wow at 2.33x leverage, -0.0044 XBT Unrealized PNL. I have 5 lights on the ADL indicator??
[2017-01-17 10:21:26] poundfoolish : I thought ADL only happens on a profitable position?
[2017-01-17 10:24:14] internetexplorer : next stop moon?
[2017-01-17 10:31:34] REKT : Liquidated long on `ETH7D`: sell 500 @ 0.011060
[2017-01-17 10:32:01] thailand : poundfoolish: if you position is large enough, it can be on near breakeven positions as well
[2017-01-17 10:32:41] thailand : just based on all the other traders average entry prices and size of trades
[2017-01-17 10:32:59] thailand : profitability is only part of it I think
[2017-01-17 10:33:34] REKT : Liquidated long on `ETH7D`: sell 25 @ 0.011040