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[2017-01-15 23:14:51] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 230 @ 816.27
[2017-01-15 23:15:59] MrRGnome : Finally H17 regains its premium
[2017-01-15 23:16:08] MrRGnome : Will it last?
[2017-01-15 23:16:12] Mr.Bombastic : Lets liquidate some more shorts plz
[2017-01-15 23:17:03] nOgAnOo : Bitcoin is dead
[2017-01-15 23:17:10] nOgAnOo : I threw another 1000 short here
[2017-01-15 23:17:15] nOgAnOo : 42x all in
[2017-01-15 23:17:23] shiroe : so i placed a stop, and waiting it to be triggered. all of a sudden it was automatically removed. lol
[2017-01-15 23:17:24] Rado2 : oh boy
[2017-01-15 23:17:30] Rado2 : another liquidation coming
[2017-01-15 23:17:36] anonymous123421 : nOgAnOo: dude
[2017-01-15 23:17:41] nOgAnOo : ALL IN
[2017-01-15 23:17:47] nOgAnOo : SHORTING TO 10 PESOS
[2017-01-15 23:18:07] nOgAnOo : This is the pump before the flash crash
[2017-01-15 23:18:17] nOgAnOo : My only problem will be adl in 3000% profit
[2017-01-15 23:18:18] shiroe : Now i know where the rekts are coming.
[2017-01-15 23:19:03] nOgAnOo : Better short before it's too late guys
[2017-01-15 23:19:27] enki0182 : looks like bearwhale 2.0 is still holding to his 5600cny self promise...lol
[2017-01-15 23:19:32] enki0182 : he will be slain like the last one
[2017-01-15 23:20:08] nOgAnOo : Yay China
[2017-01-15 23:20:10] nOgAnOo : pls keep dumping
[2017-01-15 23:20:17] nOgAnOo : That was stupid of me to use such high leverage
[2017-01-15 23:20:18] nOgAnOo : =/
[2017-01-15 23:20:24] nOgAnOo : Thank you China
[2017-01-15 23:20:30] nOgAnOo : PHEW
[2017-01-15 23:20:35] nOgAnOo : *wipes sweat off forehead*
[2017-01-15 23:20:56] Rado2 : nOgAnOo: time to cover
[2017-01-15 23:21:47] thedoc : 3,842,291 open quarterly contracts on xbth17 wow
[2017-01-15 23:22:05] thedoc : and premium is $0
[2017-01-15 23:22:14] BTCDJS : So if you're in hella profit and you get ADLed what happens?
[2017-01-15 23:22:24] thedoc : your position is closed
[2017-01-15 23:22:32] thedoc : / check your email
[2017-01-15 23:22:37] thedoc : or part of your position
[2017-01-15 23:22:54] BTCDJS : But you still keep the profit?
[2017-01-15 23:23:06] thedoc : this pumps a lot and quarterly premium gonna increase and shorters get rekt
[2017-01-15 23:23:15] thedoc : yeah you get closed at the margin call price
[2017-01-15 23:23:17] BTCDJS : i always trade the swings so I don't know
[2017-01-15 23:23:17] jonny : i sold some of my futures at 820yay
[2017-01-15 23:23:39] nOgAnOo : ugh
[2017-01-15 23:23:48] nOgAnOo : I was trying to get in at 809.. should have market bought
[2017-01-15 23:24:00] nOgAnOo : waste of a good pump
[2017-01-15 23:24:38] nOgAnOo : I can imagine the admins at OKcoin
[2017-01-15 23:24:43] nOgAnOo : little chinese men with hard hats on
[2017-01-15 23:24:55] nOgAnOo : Manipulating bitcoin price 16 hours per day
[2017-01-15 23:25:22] MrRGnome : nOgAnOo: Do you at least use stop losses?
[2017-01-15 23:25:46] nOgAnOo : no that's what I was just asking
[2017-01-15 23:25:52] nOgAnOo : when I said "I need help"
[2017-01-15 23:25:55] BTCDJS : MrRGnome: where would you put a stop loss at 100x leverage?
[2017-01-15 23:25:56] nOgAnOo : and got mocked by you guys
[2017-01-15 23:26:10] MrRGnome : I can't imagine trading these ten dollar bands at high leverage, you guys are nuts.
[2017-01-15 23:26:38] MrRGnome : I put my stop losses right behind support/resistance.
[2017-01-15 23:26:47] MrRGnome : And well within my acceptable losses
[2017-01-15 23:27:10] MrRGnome : Or I hedge
[2017-01-15 23:27:21] MrRGnome : Whichever is best for the context.
[2017-01-15 23:27:38] nOgAnOo : Not sure whos bts these are
[2017-01-15 23:27:40] nOgAnOo : just warning you
[2017-01-15 23:27:44] nOgAnOo : I am going to wreck all of them
[2017-01-15 23:28:30] BTCDJS : My point is roganoo doesn't have a lot of room for a stop loss 100x with such small contracts @MrRGnome
[2017-01-15 23:28:47] MrRGnome : I need to make a sentiment analysis bot which uses the sentiment of relatively new traders as an indicator.
[2017-01-15 23:28:58] enki0182 : ^rofl
[2017-01-15 23:29:09] BTCDJS : Good idea
[2017-01-15 23:29:53] Rado2 : nOgAnOo: did you cover when I said: cover
[2017-01-15 23:30:09] nOgAnOo : what does that mean?
[2017-01-15 23:30:20] Rado2 : to buy back your short
[2017-01-15 23:30:25] MrRGnome : nOgAnOo: cover your potentiall losses and reduce leverage/exit position
[2017-01-15 23:30:28] nOgAnOo : I tried...
[2017-01-15 23:30:34] nOgAnOo : bots got in my way
[2017-01-15 23:30:45] MrRGnome : hidden orders are your friend
[2017-01-15 23:30:47] nOgAnOo : was too cowardly to market lose
[2017-01-15 23:30:57] nOgAnOo : oh..
[2017-01-15 23:31:33] MrRGnome : It sucks not being able to take maker fees, but it's worth it when you know the volume isn't enough to fill your position and bots will undercut you
[2017-01-15 23:31:59] nOgAnOo : so if i market close on a hidden order I still don't get fees?
[2017-01-15 23:32:16] MrRGnome : You take fees as though it were a market order, I believe. that's how it works everywhere else
[2017-01-15 23:32:36] shiroe : aright, dont make me regret my 50k premium. ahaha
[2017-01-15 23:34:15] nOgAnOo : well that last dump seems to have lowered the trajectory
[2017-01-15 23:34:30] nOgAnOo : chance of another dump soon
[2017-01-15 23:34:54] MrRGnome : nOgAnOo: If my sentiment analysis bot was online, it would say this means buy
[2017-01-15 23:35:11] nOgAnOo : this is why bots lose
[2017-01-15 23:35:59] yoloshi : mods testnet not working `Access to Script at 'https://testnet-static.bitmex.com/app-<id>.js' from origin 'https://testnet.bitmex.com' has been blocked by CORS policy: No 'Access-Control-Allow-Origin' header is present on the requested resource. Origin 'https://testnet.bitmex.com' is therefore not allowed access.`
[2017-01-15 23:36:02] nOgAnOo : Here comes the dump
[2017-01-15 23:36:39] MrRGnome : nOgAnOo: AKA buy before we break 5600
[2017-01-15 23:37:06] Rado2 : yoloshi: working fine here
[2017-01-15 23:37:23] yoloshi : hmm ok ty
[2017-01-15 23:37:47] nOgAnOo : here is where we find out the future
[2017-01-15 23:37:53] jonny : it would have analyzed everything else to be found online about him and come to a complex combination of negative and positive indicating scores @MrRGnome
[2017-01-15 23:37:54] nOgAnOo : in the next 3 minutes
[2017-01-15 23:38:08] yoloshi : rado: can u log in?
[2017-01-15 23:38:29] Rado2 : yoloshi: I am logged in
[2017-01-15 23:38:33] yoloshi : i get bouncy logo but no further
[2017-01-15 23:38:46] anonymous123421 : If there is a large dump in the next 3 minutes I will give you one mBTC @nOgAnOo
[2017-01-15 23:38:50] Rado2 : let me try to get out and login again
[2017-01-15 23:38:52] MrRGnome : jonny: Nah I think I'd base it solely on length of time user has been observed in chat and earliest sighting of user, with a weight for users who joined in a period with multiple new users
[2017-01-15 23:38:53] jonny : i still got about 200% the size of what my long started at $750
[2017-01-15 23:39:06] nOgAnOo : Wooo
[2017-01-15 23:39:13] nOgAnOo : 1 mbtc coming my way
[2017-01-15 23:39:23] nOgAnOo : GO CHINA
[2017-01-15 23:39:30] Rado2 : yoloshi: working fine
[2017-01-15 23:39:37] nOgAnOo : no the other way...
[2017-01-15 23:39:38] Rado2 : try clearing the cache on your browser
[2017-01-15 23:39:42] nOgAnOo : China the other way...
[2017-01-15 23:40:01] yoloshi : Rado2: ok, ty - maybe some chromium monkey business
[2017-01-15 23:40:01] nOgAnOo : someone doesn't want it to go down
[2017-01-15 23:40:04] MrRGnome : Oh no did you lose your 1 mbtc?
[2017-01-15 23:40:39] nOgAnOo : it's following the pattern I guessed tho
[2017-01-15 23:40:40] anonymous123421 : I just promised to give him one mbtc if there is a major dump
[2017-01-15 23:40:44] nOgAnOo : slow downward from here
[2017-01-15 23:40:52] anonymous123421 : 2 minutes to go
[2017-01-15 23:40:59] MrRGnome : anonymous123421: What is a major dump??
[2017-01-15 23:41:20] nOgAnOo : hmmm
[2017-01-15 23:41:26] jung1 : from 817 to 50$
[2017-01-15 23:41:30] nOgAnOo : looks bullish tho
[2017-01-15 23:41:47] nOgAnOo : certainly does not feel like major dump coming
[2017-01-15 23:41:49] nOgAnOo : but I can hope
[2017-01-15 23:42:05] nOgAnOo : usually I just do the opposite of what I think is right
[2017-01-15 23:42:12] MrRGnome : You still short at 814?
[2017-01-15 23:42:26] nOgAnOo : because they want me to do what they think that I think they want
[2017-01-15 23:42:39] nOgAnOo : 815.63 stuck with 2000 contracts
[2017-01-15 23:42:40] nOgAnOo : yes
[2017-01-15 23:43:31] nOgAnOo : ok we've reached the end of the flag
[2017-01-15 23:43:37] nOgAnOo : here is where they have to make their decision
[2017-01-15 23:43:44] nOgAnOo : rek noganoo or not rek noganoo
[2017-01-15 23:44:31] anonymous123421 : nOgAnOo: Time is up for the 3 minutes I'm afraid
[2017-01-15 23:44:35] jonny : bitmex is kidding me. When ever i watch the position margin size it will be 0.0888 or 0.777 or 0.666
[2017-01-15 23:44:39] nOgAnOo : boooo
[2017-01-15 23:45:06] nOgAnOo : I'm gonna short another 2000 here
[2017-01-15 23:45:15] nOgAnOo : all in
[2017-01-15 23:45:27] jonny : no, dont
[2017-01-15 23:46:09] jonny : you dont want to pay the insurance again
[2017-01-15 23:46:19] nOgAnOo : possible beginning of a new leg up?
[2017-01-15 23:46:22] nOgAnOo : who will win?
[2017-01-15 23:46:35] MrRGnome : nOgAnOo: chronic gamblers always lose.
[2017-01-15 23:46:44] MrRGnome : But I don't mind taking your money.
[2017-01-15 23:47:01] nOgAnOo : it's ok I can survive off of other's garbage
[2017-01-15 23:47:09] MrRGnome : As it should be
[2017-01-15 23:47:47] nOgAnOo : well it followed the EXACT trend I predicted
[2017-01-15 23:47:50] nOgAnOo : but I don't know what's next
[2017-01-15 23:48:08] premium_freak : nOgAnOo: down and then consolidation?
[2017-01-15 23:48:11] MrRGnome : nOgAnOo: If you predicted the trend why did you short on the middle of it
[2017-01-15 23:48:22] nOgAnOo : The middle?
[2017-01-15 23:48:34] nOgAnOo : that would have been 812
[2017-01-15 23:48:34] MrRGnome : It went much higher than your entry point
[2017-01-15 23:48:38] rapidtrades : dis ur last bounce at 800 yacunt
[2017-01-15 23:50:17] MrRGnome : rapidtrades: still waiting for a big fall?
[2017-01-15 23:51:25] nOgAnOo : DOWN WE GO
[2017-01-15 23:51:26] rapidtrades : waiting? does one wait for a sunrise?
[2017-01-15 23:51:33] rapidtrades : it merely happens on its own
[2017-01-15 23:51:57] rapidtrades : it's inevitable whether I wait for it or not
[2017-01-15 23:52:00] MrRGnome : rapidtrades: yeah, I'm pretty sure one waits for a sunrise. One certainly doesn't hurry it along.
[2017-01-15 23:52:07] MrRGnome : I hope you're right
[2017-01-15 23:52:25] MrRGnome : I am never sad to see some cheap bitcoins
[2017-01-15 23:53:54] anonymous123421 : Can you explain such bearish sentiment? PBOC is probably the largest reason the price might fall IMO
[2017-01-15 23:54:52] MrRGnome : If the SEC rule change gets rejected I'll probably get bearish. Other reasons to be bearish include the segwit lack of popularity, if lightning gets delayed or doesn't work properly
[2017-01-15 23:55:18] rapidtrades : imo there will be btc regulation in china and they will implement that 50k cap on bitcoin transfers too
[2017-01-15 23:55:28] anonymous123421 : MrRGnome: That makes sense, thanks
[2017-01-15 23:55:53] rapidtrades : that's the min bearish scenario..if they find major irregularities we could crash
[2017-01-15 23:55:53] anonymous123421 : rapidtrades: That seems difficult to enforce, I guess they would just implement it at the exchange level
[2017-01-15 23:55:54] MrRGnome : I'm personally not a bear, I think the majority of these situations will have positive resolutions
[2017-01-15 23:56:02] KingTuna : I don't see the PBOC saga over - Doesn't feel like it has been finalised for now
[2017-01-15 23:56:10] rapidtrades : anonymous123421: well yes, they are in the exchanges rght now
[2017-01-15 23:56:15] KingTuna : Will crop up again after every big spike
[2017-01-15 23:56:21] KingTuna : every*
[2017-01-15 23:56:25] anonymous123421 : rapidtrades: indeed
[2017-01-15 23:57:16] rapidtrades : regulation will come in few months as these things can drag on
[2017-01-15 23:57:27] MrRGnome : An exchange collapsing because of chinese investigated fraud or the like is a real possibility now that regulators are taking a close look at the books
[2017-01-15 23:57:28] rapidtrades : so we'll see constant pressure on prices
[2017-01-15 23:57:31] MrRGnome : A hacking is always possible
[2017-01-15 23:57:38] MrRGnome : Always reasons to be bearish
[2017-01-15 23:58:29] MrRGnome : Bitcoin is a risky asset, for every up side it has significant risk as an investment.
[2017-01-15 23:59:38] rapidtrades : im losing half a month's rent in 1 day of funding
[2017-01-15 23:59:44] rapidtrades : shit's getting real
[2017-01-15 23:59:52] j8 : ^ doing it wrong
[2017-01-15 23:59:58] anonymous123421 : Thanks for elaborating, I think I'm prone to being excessively bullish even though I know about most of those things
[2017-01-16 00:00:11] rapidtrades : j8: teach me brah
[2017-01-16 00:00:39] rapidtrades : i see no way out except cashing out a big chunk to lower my btc exposure
[2017-01-16 00:01:09] j8 : whats wrong with that?
[2017-01-16 00:01:38] MrRGnome : rapidtrades: How much is half a months rent for you?
[2017-01-16 00:01:43] nOgAnOo : looks like another dump coming
[2017-01-16 00:01:48] nOgAnOo : I'm holding my short
[2017-01-16 00:02:07] rapidtrades : i guess nothing...been doing it slowly but i guess I gotta pick up the pace @j8
[2017-01-16 00:02:19] MrRGnome : You must have a position in the hundreds of thousands of dollars if 0.1% is half a months rent
[2017-01-16 00:02:45] rapidtrades : it's closer to 1% when u add them all up
[2017-01-16 00:02:55] rapidtrades : i said per day
[2017-01-16 00:03:03] MrRGnome : True, funding has been pretty engative
[2017-01-16 00:03:09] MrRGnome : *negative
[2017-01-16 00:03:20] rapidtrades : that's for today only
[2017-01-16 00:03:50] j8 : rapidtrades: i sold a big chunk on spot and on quarterlies, i don't pay funding unless i have a very good reason to
[2017-01-16 00:04:17] MrRGnome : Yeah I hate paying funding. I love earning it though
[2017-01-16 00:04:32] MrRGnome : Trading against the market sentiment has been treating me well.
[2017-01-16 00:04:37] j8 : i.e. i'll pay it if the price is right or there's better rates elsewhere
[2017-01-16 00:04:49] jonny : it is already priced in usually and jumps only afterwards
[2017-01-16 00:05:06] rapidtrades : j8: selling on spot has counter-party risk tho...and if u do it on margin u have to pay
[2017-01-16 00:05:39] j8 : if it's a long term position, withdraw to your bank
[2017-01-16 00:06:27] j8 : selling swap is a terrible hedge anyway because of ADL
[2017-01-16 00:06:36] rapidtrades : agree
[2017-01-16 00:06:51] j8 : quarterly is more likely to clear liquidations at this point
[2017-01-16 00:07:03] rapidtrades : I've been bit lazy, u need to jump in&out swap to make it work
[2017-01-16 00:07:12] nOgAnOo : Bulls just aren't gaining any ground
[2017-01-16 00:07:16] nOgAnOo : Still hoping for big dump
[2017-01-16 00:07:29] j8 : yep, 8 hour funding makes it really high maintenance
[2017-01-16 00:07:53] rapidtrades : i think I know the adjustment I need to make
[2017-01-16 00:08:13] j8 : or, maybe now is the time to go all in ZEC?
[2017-01-16 00:09:05] rapidtrades : 808k market cap
[2017-01-16 00:09:13] rapidtrades : its cheap but it lost the fomo factor
[2017-01-16 00:13:06] anonymous123421 : what exactly stops someone from closing their position seconds before funding and taking out the same position right after? Nothing? Price difference?
[2017-01-16 00:13:49] anonymous123421 : Bid/Ask Spread?
[2017-01-16 00:16:37] nOgAnOo : grr
[2017-01-16 00:16:41] nOgAnOo : please go down I'm tired
[2017-01-16 00:16:46] nOgAnOo : could market close here in a profit
[2017-01-16 00:16:54] nOgAnOo : but market closing is cowardly
[2017-01-16 00:17:13] j8 : anonymous123421: price should adjust by the same amount as the funding. like when stocks pay a dividend
[2017-01-16 00:18:17] nOgAnOo : Here's a little red
[2017-01-16 00:18:25] rapidtrades : should but there's a lot of overreaction and under-reaction
[2017-01-16 00:18:44] rapidtrades : its prolly doable with a bot and small sizes
[2017-01-16 00:18:57] nOgAnOo : ok made 10 bucks
[2017-01-16 00:18:57] j8 : sometimes people forget and leave orders on the book which are a good buy / sell immediately after funding
[2017-01-16 00:19:01] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 52124 @ 813.88 **MEGA-REKT** :boom:
[2017-01-16 00:19:02] nOgAnOo : not really worth the time but ok
[2017-01-16 00:19:10] nOgAnOo : up to 0.634 now
[2017-01-16 00:19:32] j8 : and there are usually people fighting over eachother to get in right after a big funding
[2017-01-16 00:19:41] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 250 @ 811.03
[2017-01-16 00:21:01] rapidtrades : j8: it seems most mm bots don't accuratly re-price with funding in mind
[2017-01-16 00:21:20] nOgAnOo : should have held another minute
[2017-01-16 00:21:23] Rado2 : rapidtrades: why would they?
[2017-01-16 00:21:25] nOgAnOo : usually the way it works tho eh?
[2017-01-16 00:21:27] Rado2 : it's not matterial
[2017-01-16 00:21:31] j8 : probably true
[2017-01-16 00:21:36] j8 : of course it's material
[2017-01-16 00:21:59] Rado2 : how is it?
[2017-01-16 00:22:11] Rado2 : you might not even have a positions
[2017-01-16 00:22:21] Rado2 : or if you have it might be in your favour
[2017-01-16 00:22:30] Rado2 : it works out at the end
[2017-01-16 00:22:51] Rado2 : I don't think it's worth to do something about the funding
[2017-01-16 00:23:33] j8 : crazy talk
[2017-01-16 00:23:58] Rado2 : I can show you my trades
[2017-01-16 00:24:14] j8 : you're willing to buy/sell at the same price right after a 0.375% funding as right before it?
[2017-01-16 00:24:36] j8 : then your orders will get sniped right after funding
[2017-01-16 00:25:10] Rado2 : j8: maybe that is exactly what I want
[2017-01-16 00:25:49] j8 : then people take your orders right before, and give them back right after
[2017-01-16 00:25:52] sleger : maybe you should consider a psychiatrist ?
[2017-01-16 00:25:58] sleger : Rado2:
[2017-01-16 00:26:02] jezeus : Is the "Advanced Layout" supposed to look blurry?
[2017-01-16 00:26:25] nOgAnOo : I love you sleger
[2017-01-16 00:28:03] nOgAnOo : Cheap coins guys
[2017-01-16 00:28:07] nOgAnOo : Real cheap Coins
[2017-01-16 00:28:15] rapidtrades : coinz
[2017-01-16 00:28:19] nOgAnOo : *is trying to get a short filled*
[2017-01-16 00:28:25] KingTuna : As we stand there is no direction (but thinking it will go lower). I just have a strategy in place where I make 0.05 BTC /day on swings - Small trades always seem to make $ over big trades (stands out less is my theory and easier to offload). I am now up from 0.04BTC 4 days ago to 0.32 BTC today
[2017-01-16 00:28:48] j8 : Rado2: you can take advantage of the high order flow right after funding, but you should at least try to do it at an efficient price
[2017-01-16 00:28:53] nOgAnOo : That is what I am doing KingTuna
[2017-01-16 00:29:07] nOgAnOo : Some days here tho there is 0 tradez
[2017-01-16 00:29:26] anonymous123421 : KingTuna: Nice! What sort of analysis do you do?
[2017-01-16 00:29:28] nOgAnOo : they should call this exchange ZEREX
[2017-01-16 00:29:57] KingTuna : nOgAnOo: yeah as time goes by, less volatility = less opportunity, but then there will be a big ass move
[2017-01-16 00:30:09] nOgAnOo : yea
[2017-01-16 00:30:42] KingTuna : anonymous123421: Really just on the ball and short the pumps and long the bottoms of the candles and work on $3-5 moves with between 2000-5000 XBT contracts
[2017-01-16 00:31:13] rapidtrades : man i cant get this cereal down
[2017-01-16 00:31:22] anonymous123421 : KingTuna: Seems like a large amount of leverage
[2017-01-16 00:31:31] rapidtrades : how do ppl eat cereal without nutella or honey chugged in there
[2017-01-16 00:32:03] KingTuna : anonymous123421: 15 to 25x or so..
[2017-01-16 00:32:20] KingTuna : But I am out if it doesnt go my way - Stops in place
[2017-01-16 00:32:26] rapidtrades : bet the bastards make all cereal now 'sugar free' so it makes like cardboard
[2017-01-16 00:32:32] anonymous123421 : KingTuna: makes sense
[2017-01-16 00:32:37] rapidtrades : tastes*
[2017-01-16 00:32:53] j8 : kid's cereal is still full of crap
[2017-01-16 00:33:01] j8 : delicious crap
[2017-01-16 00:33:14] rapidtrades : yeah like vitamins b6 b12 and shit
[2017-01-16 00:33:26] rapidtrades : they're all 'fortified'
[2017-01-16 00:33:34] j8 : nothing wrong with b vitamins
[2017-01-16 00:33:45] j8 : good for hangovers apparently
[2017-01-16 00:33:46] rapidtrades : too much of those can hurt
[2017-01-16 00:33:54] rapidtrades : iron esp
[2017-01-16 00:34:00] rapidtrades : WHICH THEY PUT IN EVERYTHING NOW
[2017-01-16 00:34:16] anonymous123421 : rapidtrades: what cereal are you eating?
[2017-01-16 00:34:44] rapidtrades : says nestle gluten free cornflakes
[2017-01-16 00:34:52] rapidtrades : lol @gluten free
[2017-01-16 00:35:01] Rado2 : @j8 how would you skew the orders because of the funding rate?
[2017-01-16 00:35:08] rapidtrades : there's like 1% gluten in regular cereal
[2017-01-16 00:35:38] rapidtrades : sugar free, gluten free, fat free
[2017-01-16 00:35:48] rapidtrades : chugged full of vitamins
[2017-01-16 00:36:05] rapidtrades : are u eating real food or just chewing vitamins?
[2017-01-16 00:36:09] rapidtrades : u decide
[2017-01-16 00:36:45] nOgAnOo : people aren't actually "gluten-intollerant"
[2017-01-16 00:37:09] j8 : Rado2: whatever your mid price is before funding, skew it by `-fundingRate` after funding
[2017-01-16 00:37:11] anonymous123421 : Celiac disease is a real thing, but it's rare
[2017-01-16 00:37:29] rapidtrades : nOgAnOo: yes but costs then very little to turn regular cereal into 'gluten free'
[2017-01-16 00:37:29] nOgAnOo : they are just reacting to the pesticides in the wheat in my opinion
[2017-01-16 00:37:53] nOgAnOo : Long Monsanto Coin
[2017-01-16 00:37:57] nOgAnOo : MEWN
[2017-01-16 00:38:08] Rado2 : j8: thanks
[2017-01-16 00:38:17] j8 : no prob
[2017-01-16 00:38:23] rapidtrades : and now u can sell it to regular folk and celiacs and ppl who thing they're gluten intolerant
[2017-01-16 00:39:06] anonymous123421 : The gluten in the wheat is not digested properly by people with Celiac disease and ends up in the blood stream, it is then attacked by your body.
[2017-01-16 00:39:08] nOgAnOo : bible say gluttony is a sin
[2017-01-16 00:39:17] nOgAnOo : I am on a strictly glutton free diet
[2017-01-16 00:39:55] rapidtrades : what's funny is it says 'chocolate taste' on the package
[2017-01-16 00:40:05] rapidtrades : hint: THERE IS NO CHOCOLATE TASTE
[2017-01-16 00:40:14] rapidtrades : cos there's no chocolate
[2017-01-16 00:40:15] nOgAnOo : :D
[2017-01-16 00:41:09] rapidtrades : oh wait my bad....there's 3.5% cocoa powder
[2017-01-16 00:41:44] rapidtrades : why even put it in there at 3.5%....u can't taste that low concentration
[2017-01-16 00:42:09] j8 : cocoa without sugar is not awesome
[2017-01-16 00:42:44] rapidtrades : it's just terrible
[2017-01-16 00:42:56] rapidtrades : what do u guys have for breakfast
[2017-01-16 00:43:25] anonymous123421 : coco puffs
[2017-01-16 00:43:36] anonymous123421 : hell yeah they're delicious
[2017-01-16 00:43:45] rapidtrades : is that Kelogg?
[2017-01-16 00:43:54] anonymous123421 : General Mills I think
[2017-01-16 00:44:05] rapidtrades : ah ok
[2017-01-16 00:44:09] j8 : i don't want to share such personal information
[2017-01-16 00:44:37] anonymous123421 : j8: suuuuper seeeecret info
[2017-01-16 00:44:54] rapidtrades : https://web.archive.org/web/20091214193131/http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Diet/wireStory?id=9289160
[2017-01-16 00:45:00] rapidtrades : ^ look at that shit man
[2017-01-16 00:45:35] anonymous123421 : rapidtrades: Cereal CONSPIRACY
[2017-01-16 00:45:40] anonymous123421 : I WANT MY SUGAR
[2017-01-16 00:45:57] anonymous123421 : I'M A GROWN ASS MAN WHO WANTS HIS SUGAR
[2017-01-16 00:46:31] rapidtrades : I should start a food company
[2017-01-16 00:46:55] rapidtrades : I'll just sell sugar and stuff...like 50% cereal with 50% sugar
[2017-01-16 00:47:08] rapidtrades : or 50% meat with 50% fat
[2017-01-16 00:47:16] rapidtrades : I'll call it the 50% club
[2017-01-16 00:47:34] Rado2 : rapidtrades: that will actually work
[2017-01-16 00:47:51] rapidtrades : the motto: 'Our customers die happy'
[2017-01-16 00:48:00] nOgAnOo : dead ass exchange
[2017-01-16 00:48:37] anonymous123421 : rapidtrades: You should make a fast food chain that cooks everything in lard
[2017-01-16 00:49:21] nOgAnOo : DEADEX.COM
[2017-01-16 00:49:35] nOgAnOo : THE EXCHANGE WHERE DAYS GO BY WITHOUT AN ORDER BEING FILLED
[2017-01-16 00:49:58] rapidtrades : anonymous123421: yes
[2017-01-16 00:50:17] anonymous123421 : With extra salt and MSG
[2017-01-16 00:51:57] rapidtrades : ah yes salt
[2017-01-16 00:52:09] rapidtrades : they're trying to get rid of everything with a taste
[2017-01-16 00:52:29] rapidtrades : this is prolly wha the future will be like
[2017-01-16 00:53:08] rapidtrades : our grandkids with eat gluten free sugar free salt free cereal....ALL THE TIME
[2017-01-16 00:53:19] rapidtrades : breakfast, lunch and dinner
[2017-01-16 00:54:02] nOgAnOo : I sure hope you don't have grandchildren, rapidtrades
[2017-01-16 00:54:15] nOgAnOo : Lord Have Mercy on us
[2017-01-16 00:54:47] nOgAnOo : the problem is not sugar
[2017-01-16 00:54:54] nOgAnOo : it is cane sugar and HFCS
[2017-01-16 00:55:03] nOgAnOo : and juice
[2017-01-16 00:55:12] nOgAnOo : way too easy to drink ounces of sugar in juice
[2017-01-16 00:55:17] nOgAnOo : eat an apple, lazy child.
[2017-01-16 00:55:33] nOgAnOo : eat an apple or die
[2017-01-16 00:55:38] nOgAnOo : no more juice
[2017-01-16 00:55:55] nOgAnOo : I'm done paying for your medical bills because of your fat obesity
[2017-01-16 00:56:42] herpinator : thats right
[2017-01-16 00:57:18] herpinator : make sure you get enough proteins as well you need at least 1g per lb of bodyweight if you are a dude
[2017-01-16 01:01:12] anonymous123421 : nOgAnOo: I love cane sugar, we have a local brand of Root Beer that's made with locally grown cane sugar here, and it's delicious.
[2017-01-16 01:01:39] anonymous123421 : Of course I only drink it every now and then, not every minute. It's very sweet
[2017-01-16 01:03:39] rapidtrades : nOgAnOo: <<< this pothead thinks ingesting THC is great but says juice has too much sugar
[2017-01-16 01:03:44] rapidtrades : oh the irony
[2017-01-16 01:05:33] j8 : the worst thing about eating weed is all the junk food you eat afterward
[2017-01-16 01:05:44] herpinator : hahaha
[2017-01-16 01:06:30] rapidtrades : j8: how about all the crap u buy on ebay?
[2017-01-16 01:06:44] micmix : Rado2: you are supposed to price in funding using time-weighted funding basis like in mark price calculations https://www.bitmex.com/app/fairPriceMarking#calculation-of-fair-price-for-perpetual-contracts
[2017-01-16 01:06:50] rapidtrades : who needs TWO I7 LAPTOPS?
[2017-01-16 01:08:01] micmix : Rado2: but if you use only orderbook mid price you kinda let other MMs do it for you
[2017-01-16 01:08:17] nOgAnOo : rapidtrades, everyone knows THC cures cancer and just about every other disease known to man
[2017-01-16 01:08:29] rapidtrades : oh fosho
[2017-01-16 01:08:31] nOgAnOo : Only newbies don't use cannabis
[2017-01-16 01:08:54] nOgAnOo : So I need to put 25 dollars in my coinbase
[2017-01-16 01:08:56] rapidtrades : micmix: do u think other mms factor in funding?
[2017-01-16 01:09:02] nOgAnOo : to deposit it into the wells fargo account
[2017-01-16 01:09:07] nOgAnOo : to get my free 250 dollars
[2017-01-16 01:09:09] nOgAnOo : what a deal
[2017-01-16 01:09:16] nOgAnOo : 25 dollars for 250.. thanks sleger <3
[2017-01-16 01:09:27] micmix : rapidtrades: they should, I know for a fact that main MM, lockhedge and me do
[2017-01-16 01:09:45] rapidtrades : who's the main MM
[2017-01-16 01:10:30] j8 : should probably start factoring in the next funding more than 8 hours ahead also
[2017-01-16 01:11:20] micmix : rapidtrades: I remember bitmex saying that main mm is some London hedge fund
[2017-01-16 01:11:48] rapidtrades : wtf
[2017-01-16 01:11:55] ronensinger : Lmao Im trying to market make
[2017-01-16 01:12:03] nOgAnOo : I'm going to sleep
[2017-01-16 01:12:05] ronensinger : But i keep getting charged a taker fee instead of a maker
[2017-01-16 01:12:05] j8 : in the old days they would only quote during London business hours
[2017-01-16 01:12:09] nOgAnOo : take profit at 805.. good night all
[2017-01-16 01:12:10] rapidtrades : we're lining the pockets of some London FAT CAT?
[2017-01-16 01:12:18] micmix : yah
[2017-01-16 01:12:58] nOgAnOo : What is this guys name?
[2017-01-16 01:12:59] j8 : rapidtrades: only if you're losing
[2017-01-16 01:13:02] nOgAnOo : I want my 400 dollars back
[2017-01-16 01:13:39] rapidtrades : isn't it only if ur a taker? @j8
[2017-01-16 01:14:03] j8 : irrelevant
[2017-01-16 01:14:22] rapidtrades : how so
[2017-01-16 01:14:44] j8 : paying a taker fee is the same as getting a maker rebate at a price which is 0.1% different
[2017-01-16 01:15:54] j8 : of course you could win and the MM wins, but then i would say that whoever else is losing is lining their pockets
[2017-01-16 01:17:06] micmix : someone is definitively lining someone's else pockets ;-)
[2017-01-16 01:17:31] micmix : sometimes it's me, sometimes it's you
[2017-01-16 01:17:31] thedoc : btc gonna pump
[2017-01-16 01:17:43] nOgAnOo : OH WHY
[2017-01-16 01:17:46] nOgAnOo : WHY NOW
[2017-01-16 01:17:54] thedoc : i should increase my leverage and make a bigger position
[2017-01-16 01:18:00] nOgAnOo : jk.. I been watching the charts tirelessly
[2017-01-16 01:18:11] nOgAnOo : and market closed my position in a tiny profit
[2017-01-16 01:18:20] j8 : and we're all lining bitmex's pockets of course
[2017-01-16 01:18:25] thedoc : oh shit fake out pump. it's dumping now
[2017-01-16 01:18:39] thedoc : yeah man. at least 0.01 btc goes to bitmex everytime i market open and close
[2017-01-16 01:18:44] micmix : j8: that's the only 100% winner
[2017-01-16 01:19:08] nOgAnOo : Yes, we are supporting Sam
[2017-01-16 01:19:15] nOgAnOo : Whatever twisted secret hobbies he might have
[2017-01-16 01:19:16] j8 : i used to be able to make more than the exchange most days, no more :(
[2017-01-16 01:19:43] micmix : yeah, it's hard to do now. maybe main MM does but I'm not sure
[2017-01-16 01:20:44] nOgAnOo : I love you micmix
[2017-01-16 01:20:47] nOgAnOo : My good friend
[2017-01-16 01:21:28] thedoc : 13,000 BTC short on Bitfinex. waiting for them to buy back in
[2017-01-16 01:22:20] thedoc : most open below $950
[2017-01-16 01:30:56] nOgAnOo : fakeout before flash crash pls
[2017-01-16 01:31:35] nOgAnOo : I will have 1 million bitcoins
[2017-01-16 01:31:41] nOgAnOo : and they will be absolutely worthless
[2017-01-16 01:34:52] nOgAnOo : Anyone wanna try and catch this dagger?
[2017-01-16 01:34:58] nOgAnOo : I'm all in short right now. :)
[2017-01-16 01:35:37] nOgAnOo : could market close in profit
[2017-01-16 01:36:00] nOgAnOo : They call me the Rekking Ballz
[2017-01-16 01:38:31] nOgAnOo : I mock at their piddly green candles
[2017-01-16 01:38:41] nOgAnOo : they have been neutered by the China PD
[2017-01-16 01:39:16] nOgAnOo : Grow a pair of balls, China
[2017-01-16 01:39:53] nOgAnOo : "oh, the police are looking over my shoulder, I better not scam anymore"
[2017-01-16 01:41:46] nOgAnOo : market closed at 3 dollar loss
[2017-01-16 01:41:47] nOgAnOo : lol
[2017-01-16 01:41:51] nOgAnOo : scary candle
[2017-01-16 01:41:56] nOgAnOo : maybe they heard my taunt???
[2017-01-16 01:42:01] nOgAnOo : LOL
[2017-01-16 01:42:41] nOgAnOo : "we'll show you, noganoo, we can still pump it with the police on our backs!"
[2017-01-16 01:47:56] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 1000 @ 817.74
[2017-01-16 01:50:01] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 5 @ 818.52
[2017-01-16 01:51:51] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 1000 @ 819.75
[2017-01-16 01:51:55] thedoc : ah shit
[2017-01-16 01:52:00] thedoc : still didnt increase my position
[2017-01-16 01:52:01] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 5000 @ 820.01
[2017-01-16 01:52:55] thedoc : at least xbth17 is bullish again. $5 premium
[2017-01-16 01:52:56] shiroe : and the bull is back ~
[2017-01-16 01:53:21] REKT : Liquidated long on `XMR7D`: sell 4 @ 0.012869
[2017-01-16 01:54:06] thedoc : almost 4 million open contracts on xbth17
[2017-01-16 01:54:26] REKT : All aboard the MOON train!
[2017-01-16 01:54:26] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 500 @ 821.38
[2017-01-16 01:54:34] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBCH17`: buy 7170 @ 5712.0
[2017-01-16 01:54:38] thedoc : made no sense to long swap when quarterly was so low
[2017-01-16 01:55:13] nOgAnOo : peak here?
[2017-01-16 01:55:26] nOgAnOo : what is the fake-news that caused this pump?
[2017-01-16 01:57:26] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 17650 @ 826.27
[2017-01-16 01:57:34] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 3 @ 826.45 :punch: :whale:
[2017-01-16 01:57:34] REKT : Liquidated long on `XMR7D`: sell 490 @ 0.012833
[2017-01-16 01:57:41] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBCH17`: buy 2000 @ 5752.4
[2017-01-16 01:58:01] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 79859 @ 835.23 **MEGA-REKT** :boom:
[2017-01-16 01:58:31] Dtrade16 : What's going on?
[2017-01-16 01:58:54] trejderjack : FOMO
[2017-01-16 01:59:34] REKT : Liquidated long on `ETH7D`: sell 169 @ 0.011800
[2017-01-16 02:00:29] abbey : this is bitcoin guys
[2017-01-16 02:01:14] nOgAnOo : End of the road for this pump
[2017-01-16 02:01:49] nOgAnOo : Probably one of the whales that cashed out at the top re-acquiring
[2017-01-16 02:02:18] aandy : yea
[2017-01-16 02:04:52] MrRGnome : To everyone who bought futures when i told them to at 800, you're welcome
[2017-01-16 02:06:20] thedoc : i dumped my long at 801 on futures
[2017-01-16 02:06:24] thedoc : bad job by me
[2017-01-16 02:06:31] thedoc : should have doubled down and increased leverage
[2017-01-16 02:06:51] MrRGnome : thedoc: better to know your limits IMO. Trying to win every trade is a sure fire way to lose big
[2017-01-16 02:07:08] Dtrade16 : MrRGnome: You never told me to lol
[2017-01-16 02:07:10] thedoc : i also dumped my long at 710 on futures which is the very bottom if you zoom out
[2017-01-16 02:07:17] thedoc : i'm literally the worst
[2017-01-16 02:07:19] nOgAnOo : This whale has some spending money
[2017-01-16 02:07:30] nOgAnOo : looks like he wants to take it to 900+ again
[2017-01-16 02:07:35] Dtrade16 : MrRGnome: are we heading up?
[2017-01-16 02:07:44] nOgAnOo : relentless buying
[2017-01-16 02:07:55] nOgAnOo : stupidly if you ask me
[2017-01-16 02:07:55] MrRGnome : Dtrade16: Dunno have to wait until this jump up resolves itself and we see where the next low is
[2017-01-16 02:08:08] nOgAnOo : after that massive 35% loss in value what kind of idiot would buy bitcoi
[2017-01-16 02:08:22] MrRGnome : This idiot.
[2017-01-16 02:08:27] nOgAnOo : pretty sure a lot of people committed suicide of that dump
[2017-01-16 02:08:37] MikeHunt : we're still in a bull market dont forget
[2017-01-16 02:08:37] nOgAnOo : over*
[2017-01-16 02:09:04] nOgAnOo : Bitcoin joke is over guys
[2017-01-16 02:09:06] nOgAnOo : no moon
[2017-01-16 02:09:13] nOgAnOo : no even outer stratosphere
[2017-01-16 02:09:17] nOgAnOo : just dump
[2017-01-16 02:09:24] nOgAnOo : 10 peso floor
[2017-01-16 02:09:37] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: you lost ur money again?
[2017-01-16 02:09:41] aandy : nOgAnOo: where did you short from?
[2017-01-16 02:09:43] nOgAnOo : no
[2017-01-16 02:09:50] aandy : if u went 100X u must be sweating lol
[2017-01-16 02:09:54] nOgAnOo : I'm just saying
[2017-01-16 02:10:01] nOgAnOo : nobody is gonna fall for this moon shit anymore
[2017-01-16 02:10:14] nOgAnOo : nobody is gonna buy into it
[2017-01-16 02:10:20] XXXX : the one with the least amount on table is the loudest in trollbox. How naive of them to think that their petty comments will influence the market in any way.
[2017-01-16 02:10:43] nOgAnOo : Am I influencing china at all?
[2017-01-16 02:10:53] MrRGnome : nOgAnOo: It bubbles, it pops. It happens constantly. The only thing people aren't going to buy is that the cycle suddenly stopped
[2017-01-16 02:11:30] anonymous123421 : Looks like my long is paying off
[2017-01-16 02:11:52] MrRGnome : Yeah I just exited, maybe a little prematurely.
[2017-01-16 02:12:17] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 8000 @ 829.71
[2017-01-16 02:12:18] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBCH17`: buy 4000 @ 5797.1
[2017-01-16 02:12:21] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBCH17`: buy 50 @ 5798.9
[2017-01-16 02:12:27] nOgAnOo : Well I suppose we could be going to 10,000
[2017-01-16 02:12:30] abbey : fomo is real
[2017-01-16 02:12:34] nOgAnOo : Would only take 1 billionaire
[2017-01-16 02:12:36] anonymous123421 : I think I'll wait and see, I was intending to hold this position for a week or so and it's only been a few days
[2017-01-16 02:13:03] nOgAnOo : XXXX, have you been masterbating to porn?
[2017-01-16 02:13:07] thedoc : when xbth17 opened it went $820 to $1320
[2017-01-16 02:13:09] nOgAnOo : You seem a bit angry
[2017-01-16 02:13:09] thedoc : lets do it again
[2017-01-16 02:13:19] Ghostspyder : nOgAnOo: "I'm just saying nobody is gonna fall for this moon shit anymore nobody is gonna buy into it" -people were saying that 3 years ago and yet they still do.
[2017-01-16 02:13:31] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 7500 @ 830.90
[2017-01-16 02:14:04] nOgAnOo : 3 years ago was Willie bot
[2017-01-16 02:14:11] nOgAnOo : This last pump was OKcoin insiders
[2017-01-16 02:14:19] XXXX : nOgAnOo: puny traders who are broke masturbate to porn. pro traders with money fuck the hottest girl