This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

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[2017-01-12 21:02:10] MrRGnome : Yeah your parents house looks dope af fam
[2017-01-12 21:02:20] nOgAnOo : My room is full of ziplock bags full of trinkets
[2017-01-12 21:02:24] nOgAnOo : you don't wanna see
[2017-01-12 21:02:34] nOgAnOo : looks like room of crazy guy from "beautiful mind"
[2017-01-12 21:02:35] BTCDJS : oh we wanna see
[2017-01-12 21:02:40] MrRGnome : I need to see
[2017-01-12 21:02:47] nOgAnOo : MrGnome you never donated
[2017-01-12 21:02:50] nOgAnOo : to my laptop fund
[2017-01-12 21:02:54] nOgAnOo : everyone else can see but you
[2017-01-12 21:03:01] itsyourboy : nOgAnOo: how many piss bottles do you have
[2017-01-12 21:03:08] MrRGnome : My life won't be complete until I've seen the inside of @nOgAnOo room in his parents house
[2017-01-12 21:03:10] nOgAnOo : I haven't drank in a month
[2017-01-12 21:03:13] nOgAnOo : no need for piss bottle
[2017-01-12 21:03:17] nOgAnOo : plus I would just pee in bed
[2017-01-12 21:03:19] itsyourboy : i know a guy who had a spit jar
[2017-01-12 21:03:36] BTCDJS : WTF
[2017-01-12 21:03:54] itsyourboy : by his bed
[2017-01-12 21:04:10] MrRGnome : You know he spilled it at some point
[2017-01-12 21:04:12] MrRGnome : You just know.
[2017-01-12 21:04:26] BTCDJS : oh hell no
[2017-01-12 21:04:28] nOgAnOo : so this laptop had never been booted or used before
[2017-01-12 21:04:30] anonymous123421 : what about the reddit cumbox?
[2017-01-12 21:05:00] MrRGnome : Did everyone on reddits /r/circlejerk cum in a box and present it to the frontpage for upvotes?
[2017-01-12 21:05:18] Dtrade16 : Lol
[2017-01-12 21:05:38] nOgAnOo : Don't ask God why when you lose everything trading
[2017-01-12 21:05:47] nOgAnOo : Just remember this moment
[2017-01-12 21:05:49] MrRGnome : THE WHY IS YOU ARE A CHRONIC GAMBLER
[2017-01-12 21:05:54] MrRGnome : STOP GAMBLING
[2017-01-12 21:06:01] BTCDJS : anyone long AMZN?
[2017-01-12 21:06:07] itsyourboy : nOgAnOo: i think you're fascinating
[2017-01-12 21:06:11] itsyourboy : no homo
[2017-01-12 21:06:34] anonymous123421 : https://np.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4ilkt2/
[2017-01-12 21:07:48] BTCDJS : despicable
[2017-01-12 21:08:22] MikeHunt : anonymous123421: that's noGAnOo?
[2017-01-12 21:08:32] anonymous123421 : MikeHunt: no
[2017-01-12 21:08:47] MikeHunt : anonymous123421: lol
[2017-01-12 21:08:50] nOgAnOo : You guys are gross
[2017-01-12 21:08:51] REKT : Liquidated long on `XRP7D`: sell 10000 @ 0.00000792
[2017-01-12 21:09:03] nOgAnOo : Wouldn't be surprised to see you on the news next week
[2017-01-12 21:09:07] nOgAnOo : Mass shooter
[2017-01-12 21:09:08] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: never know, maybe jesus had a cumbox
[2017-01-12 21:09:10] anonymous123421 : nOgAnOo: I'm sorry
[2017-01-12 21:10:06] anonymous123421 : nOgAnOo: I think you're a pretty interesting person
[2017-01-12 21:10:31] nOgAnOo : Thanks, I guess I am
[2017-01-12 21:10:34] nOgAnOo : *toke*
[2017-01-12 21:11:10] itsyourboy : nOgAnOo: do you get money from your parents?
[2017-01-12 21:11:30] nOgAnOo : No, I supply things for the house
[2017-01-12 21:11:40] nOgAnOo : as my rent
[2017-01-12 21:11:46] nOgAnOo : give dad weed sometimes
[2017-01-12 21:11:48] itsyourboy : from them
[2017-01-12 21:12:14] anonymous123421 : itsyourboy: he makes money from ebay and other stuff like that
[2017-01-12 21:14:13] l3f : jesus the premium on bitmex is bearish
[2017-01-12 21:14:14] itsyourboy : i still think the cam idea has some mileage
[2017-01-12 21:14:24] l3f : -0.24% in next 14 hours
[2017-01-12 21:14:28] l3f : you all out of your minds?
[2017-01-12 21:14:37] l3f : Unless just heding
[2017-01-12 21:14:52] nOgAnOo : pls don't say "cam"
[2017-01-12 21:14:57] nOgAnOo : You remind me of mary...
[2017-01-12 21:15:07] itsyourboy : ?
[2017-01-12 21:15:08] nOgAnOo : Russian girl
[2017-01-12 21:15:17] nOgAnOo : Most beautiful thing I have ever seen
[2017-01-12 21:15:21] MrRGnome : don't ask, he's going to tell us his life story
[2017-01-12 21:15:30] BTCDJS : lol
[2017-01-12 21:15:31] itsyourboy : sure it wasn't a gif?
[2017-01-12 21:15:37] BTCDJS : he is a nutter
[2017-01-12 21:15:47] MrRGnome : An entertaining one at least
[2017-01-12 21:16:14] BTCDJS : I kinda like him but he is fucking annoying
[2017-01-12 21:17:03] poundfoolish : l3f: I agree, premium seems odd
[2017-01-12 21:17:16] itsyourboy : i've only been here a week but he reminds me of the annoying kid at school who everyone ripped on but wasn't a bad person
[2017-01-12 21:17:33] MrRGnome : He does have a warrant for his arrest out for drunk driving
[2017-01-12 21:17:38] MrRGnome : according to him
[2017-01-12 21:17:55] BTCDJS : I think he is a loner
[2017-01-12 21:18:16] BTCDJS : the troll box is his new friendship circle
[2017-01-12 21:18:28] MrRGnome : It's just most people desperate for attention come up with a more flattering story
[2017-01-12 21:18:34] MrRGnome : Not one that paints them as... pathetic
[2017-01-12 21:19:07] BTCDJS : he is comfortable with who he is?
[2017-01-12 21:19:07] itsyourboy : I'd take anything with a pinch of salt
[2017-01-12 21:19:26] MrRGnome : Well yeah it's all clearly the crazy leaking out of the mouth of a madman.
[2017-01-12 21:19:35] sleger : he gave his name/address im sure you could research the warrant
[2017-01-12 21:19:39] MrRGnome : He did say he wanted to start a snow shoveling busines sin northern mexico
[2017-01-12 21:19:46] itsyourboy : 'snow'
[2017-01-12 21:20:05] MrRGnome : lol
[2017-01-12 21:20:39] itsyourboy : DNM kingpin
[2017-01-12 21:20:39] nOgAnOo : You guys speak about me like I'm not even here
[2017-01-12 21:20:46] BTCDJS : shhhh
[2017-01-12 21:20:53] MrRGnome : This is a private conversation
[2017-01-12 21:20:57] MrRGnome : Butt out
[2017-01-12 21:21:00] BTCDJS : we are talking about you not to you
[2017-01-12 21:27:05] l3f : sleger: did you hedge your entire position
[2017-01-12 21:27:09] l3f : is that why the funding rate is ruined?
[2017-01-12 21:27:19] sleger : still long
[2017-01-12 21:27:29] l3f : we're like 5 dollar below inde
[2017-01-12 21:27:36] l3f : and going to be -0.24%
[2017-01-12 21:27:46] l3f : 0.27*
[2017-01-12 21:27:47] sleger : buy !!
[2017-01-12 21:27:47] l3f : -
[2017-01-12 21:28:01] Adriana : nOgAnOo: is it you? https://goo.gl/images/9w1Zb4
[2017-01-12 21:28:37] BTCDJS : yep thats gotta be him. Fits the bill!
[2017-01-12 21:29:02] itsyourboy : 100%!!!!
[2017-01-12 21:29:17] BTCDJS : Thats how I pictured him
[2017-01-12 21:30:45] inconspic : haha 150% opsec
[2017-01-12 21:31:20] itsyourboy : bet theres EXIF data in the image he uploaded earlier too...
[2017-01-12 21:31:34] nOgAnOo : I love you
[2017-01-12 21:32:18] nOgAnOo : Ok I'm sending over a couple dollars
[2017-01-12 21:32:19] BTCDJS : nOgAnOo: I know why you say that
[2017-01-12 21:32:23] nOgAnOo : I am going to wreck all the MM
[2017-01-12 21:32:28] nOgAnOo : stop out everyone
[2017-01-12 21:32:29] l3f : lmao more shorts opened up
[2017-01-12 21:32:36] l3f : -0.28% now
[2017-01-12 21:32:47] MrRGnome : Didn't take him long to get back on the exchange did it?
[2017-01-12 21:32:47] l3f : short squeeze incoming
[2017-01-12 21:32:48] nOgAnOo : shorts get rekt
[2017-01-12 21:33:04] nOgAnOo : I won on steemsports
[2017-01-12 21:33:06] nOgAnOo : free money
[2017-01-12 21:33:09] nOgAnOo : gotta piss it away somehow
[2017-01-12 21:33:43] inconspic : what is pepper broker ?
[2017-01-12 21:33:49] inconspic : you trade pepper with ppl?
[2017-01-12 21:33:59] inconspic : I'm very confused :<
[2017-01-12 21:34:10] inconspic : at first I thought it was a pot plant
[2017-01-12 21:34:36] anonymous123421 : inconspic: he has a pepper garden, it's pretty cool, I looked at his blog
[2017-01-12 21:35:40] inconspic : haha yeah that's pretty cool, do you have a link?
[2017-01-12 21:35:51] l3f : rekt shorts incoming at this rate
[2017-01-12 21:35:56] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 2 @ 816.09 :punch: :whale:
[2017-01-12 21:36:10] BTCDJS : fuck
[2017-01-12 21:36:16] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 1 @ 817.64 :punch: :whale:
[2017-01-12 21:36:17] Ahhere : itsyourboy: well done
[2017-01-12 21:36:19] BTCDJS : I closed my long lol
[2017-01-12 21:36:23] MrRGnome : Poor rapidtrades
[2017-01-12 21:36:29] BTCDJS : expected a retrace
[2017-01-12 21:36:30] MrRGnome : I'm holding my long for the moment
[2017-01-12 21:36:31] l3f : shorts
[2017-01-12 21:36:34] l3f : shorts better close
[2017-01-12 21:36:35] itsyourboy : Ahhere: whats that?
[2017-01-12 21:36:37] BTCDJS : what a dick
[2017-01-12 21:36:37] l3f : or more pain ahead
[2017-01-12 21:36:40] Ahhere : what happened to rapidtrades
[2017-01-12 21:36:50] Ahhere : itsyourboy: 100%
[2017-01-12 21:37:06] MrRGnome : Ahhere: He is short, was crying about being above 800
[2017-01-12 21:37:19] sleger : rapid never short
[2017-01-12 21:37:40] Rado2 : sleger: he was short
[2017-01-12 21:37:44] BTCDJS : sleger: he was short
[2017-01-12 21:37:49] Rado2 : and worried about being ADLed
[2017-01-12 21:37:49] l3f : sleger: well that -4 dollar premium disappeared real quick
[2017-01-12 21:37:50] BTCDJS : he even got upset
[2017-01-12 21:37:59] MrRGnome : Yeah @sleger he was ranting
[2017-01-12 21:38:02] sleger : i think at best he is flat and then he's pissed that price goes up and he misses out
[2017-01-12 21:38:06] sleger : so he complains still
[2017-01-12 21:38:11] sleger : but doesnt mean he is short
[2017-01-12 21:38:21] Noedge : damn that dump
[2017-01-12 21:38:53] Ahhere : not fun losing.
[2017-01-12 21:39:21] itsyourboy : Noedge: 3min chart still good
[2017-01-12 21:39:29] jedisatoshi : Konichiwa Bitchez!
[2017-01-12 21:39:47] sleger : bitmex should take away the 2btc troll contest that habibi won for doing nothing and give it to noganoo
[2017-01-12 21:40:07] Ahhere : sleger: here here noganoo FTW
[2017-01-12 21:40:25] MrRGnome : There should be an actual troll contest
[2017-01-12 21:40:34] MrRGnome : We've got some real talent in this trollbox
[2017-01-12 21:40:39] MrRGnome : It deserves a spotlight
[2017-01-12 21:41:05] l3f : Funding rate going down lmao
[2017-01-12 21:41:14] itsyourboy : guys what % profit do you usually take profit at?
[2017-01-12 21:41:14] Ahhere : I hear the Russians are hiring trolls this season. Pays better than trading apparently
[2017-01-12 21:41:18] l3f : well -ve funding* is less negative now
[2017-01-12 21:41:27] l3f : itsyourboy: 100%
[2017-01-12 21:41:31] Ahhere : itsyourboy: 1st world problem.
[2017-01-12 21:41:36] l3f : because I always 100x
[2017-01-12 21:41:40] l3f : so 100 100 you know
[2017-01-12 21:42:25] itsyourboy : Ahhere: i've consistently lost money the last few days and i think i've finally sorted myself out, im really keen not to throw away with a massive sell off
[2017-01-12 21:43:01] Ahhere : itsyourboy: I set targets and slowly cash out at each target. If you are nervous take half profit or some proportion if reasonable target not met.
[2017-01-12 21:43:29] BTCDJS : ok guys we can retrace now. calm down. don't get too excited.
[2017-01-12 21:44:05] Ahhere : itsyourboy: you probably have a long bias like me so it's easy to lose money weeks like this unless you can get out when trouble strikes.
[2017-01-12 21:44:53] itsyourboy : Ahhere: that's precisely what i've done, and not got out when there was trouble, just doubled down instead of seeing the writing on the wall.
[2017-01-12 21:45:53] Ahhere : Me too. Ended up risking 5x what I had planned to trade because I was sure this was temporary. woeked out but bad habit.
[2017-01-12 21:46:29] ayy_lmao : dont know why we would break 5600
[2017-01-12 21:47:09] nOgAnOo : slow down bearcubs
[2017-01-12 21:47:10] anduck : wait china
[2017-01-12 21:47:11] itsyourboy : as soon as average line on 3 min chart flattens im closing i think
[2017-01-12 21:47:11] Ahhere : TBH the funding made me more money than many trades have in the past lol
[2017-01-12 21:47:12] nOgAnOo : I didn't send my money over yet
[2017-01-12 21:47:19] nOgAnOo : slow your role
[2017-01-12 21:48:25] BTCDJS : nOgAnOo: when your money comes in. go long 775
[2017-01-12 21:51:26] l3f : ayy_lmao: because it was a shakeout
[2017-01-12 21:51:31] l3f : and panic sellers are rekt now
[2017-01-12 21:51:52] ayy_lmao : ok go all iong at 5600 then
[2017-01-12 21:51:55] ayy_lmao : 100x
[2017-01-12 21:51:57] ayy_lmao : dont pussy out
[2017-01-12 21:52:29] l3f : funding rate increases by another 0.1%
[2017-01-12 21:52:34] l3f : lmao
[2017-01-12 21:56:24] sleger : I lost a light :D
[2017-01-12 21:59:35] l3f : ayy_lmao: I'm already long from 755 lmao
[2017-01-12 21:59:53] l3f : 770 was my buy zone
[2017-01-12 22:01:13] ayy_lmao : and i assume you arent closing at 5600
[2017-01-12 22:04:55] Sinterklaas : i am long from 770 but i was such a gay to only put 2 btc
[2017-01-12 22:05:27] ayy_lmao : lol
[2017-01-12 22:06:40] Sinterklaas : got +9btc now anyway but if.... and if... then i... like we all do...
[2017-01-12 22:07:38] itsyourboy : Sinterklaas: nice man, what's your leverage like on that?
[2017-01-12 22:08:13] nOgAnOo : hey loviebugs
[2017-01-12 22:08:43] Sinterklaas : its my first day here, i don't get a fuck with the leverage, i put it at 100x
[2017-01-12 22:08:56] anonymous123421 : Sinterklaas: damn dude
[2017-01-12 22:08:57] anonymous123421 : nice
[2017-01-12 22:09:02] Sinterklaas : but i don't understand the "risk limit"
[2017-01-12 22:09:21] BTCDJS : Sinterklaas: shit. you got lucky
[2017-01-12 22:09:31] Sinterklaas : haha
[2017-01-12 22:09:34] BTCDJS : dont 100x again
[2017-01-12 22:09:37] Sinterklaas : thought so
[2017-01-12 22:09:40] nOgAnOo : Welcome to the rich club Sinter, I just got my second i7 laptop today trading here
[2017-01-12 22:10:12] ayy_lmao : Sinterklaas: you got balls lmao
[2017-01-12 22:10:16] nOgAnOo : (actually I lost my ass here last week)
[2017-01-12 22:10:19] Sinterklaas : but you did get the space grey right?
[2017-01-12 22:10:38] nOgAnOo : Of course it's space grey, what other color is there????
[2017-01-12 22:10:47] nOgAnOo : http://i.imgsafe.org/7ede39a331.jpg
[2017-01-12 22:10:50] Sinterklaas : gay gold
[2017-01-12 22:10:59] nOgAnOo : I recommend you cash out some of your profits now and go to the pawn shop
[2017-01-12 22:11:02] Sinterklaas : silver gray
[2017-01-12 22:11:03] nOgAnOo : and buy a new gaming laptop
[2017-01-12 22:11:20] Sinterklaas : space grey/ black
[2017-01-12 22:11:37] Sinterklaas : i got the ps4 pro last month
[2017-01-12 22:11:44] nOgAnOo : oh, I just got wii u
[2017-01-12 22:11:51] nOgAnOo : Still need to get kart for it tho
[2017-01-12 22:11:55] nOgAnOo : already beat mario world
[2017-01-12 22:12:02] ayy_lmao : nOgAnOo: are you just trolling us with the losses
[2017-01-12 22:12:06] nOgAnOo : no
[2017-01-12 22:12:10] nOgAnOo : ask the bitmex guys
[2017-01-12 22:12:22] nOgAnOo : I lost 400.. plus all my profits
[2017-01-12 22:12:39] Sinterklaas : nOgAnOo: was the guy who shorted 10.000 btc a day to early
[2017-01-12 22:12:51] nOgAnOo : you were here?
[2017-01-12 22:13:01] nOgAnOo : Yeah, everyone was mocking me
[2017-01-12 22:13:07] nOgAnOo : for shorting.. right before the megadump
[2017-01-12 22:13:17] nOgAnOo : that was the beginning of my losses
[2017-01-12 22:13:21] Sinterklaas : hahah, was all over twitter dudu
[2017-01-12 22:13:23] Sinterklaas : dude
[2017-01-12 22:13:42] Sinterklaas : but no, that was somebody who knew about the pboc
[2017-01-12 22:13:43] nOgAnOo : i didn't short 10btc..
[2017-01-12 22:13:49] nOgAnOo : just like 100 or something
[2017-01-12 22:13:53] Sinterklaas : 10.000 btc
[2017-01-12 22:13:55] nOgAnOo : I kept losing 100 or 200 at a time
[2017-01-12 22:14:05] Sinterklaas : ten thousand btc
[2017-01-12 22:14:06] itsyourboy : i heard about a guy who built up a huge short that go liquidated just before that dump
[2017-01-12 22:14:14] itsyourboy : thats more like it 10K
[2017-01-12 22:14:27] Sinterklaas : didnt see the gut get margin called
[2017-01-12 22:14:29] nOgAnOo : Sinter nobody donated to my new laptop fund
[2017-01-12 22:14:32] nOgAnOo : Will you donate?
[2017-01-12 22:14:35] Sinterklaas : he lost 9000 btc
[2017-01-12 22:14:51] nOgAnOo : They mock me for losing my money
[2017-01-12 22:14:55] nOgAnOo : and call me a gambler
[2017-01-12 22:14:59] nOgAnOo : even tho I called the 8888 peak
[2017-01-12 22:15:01] nOgAnOo : to the dollar
[2017-01-12 22:15:04] Sinterklaas : gabling is the sport
[2017-01-12 22:15:09] nOgAnOo : I just lost my money before that
[2017-01-12 22:15:11] MrRGnome : nOgAnOo: We mock you for the ridiculous things that come out of your mouth, not your losses.
[2017-01-12 22:15:31] nOgAnOo : 3BMEXr2x2cMCHt4AyBcKAjA4Jb93eJqyJy
[2017-01-12 22:15:42] nOgAnOo : Start me up again pls Sinter, so I can take all these fools money
[2017-01-12 22:16:27] MrRGnome : I wish I could send a fart to a btc address.
[2017-01-12 22:16:29] l3f : MrRGnome: I'd mock him for gambling
[2017-01-12 22:16:29] l3f : not losses
[2017-01-12 22:16:31] l3f : everyone loses
[2017-01-12 22:16:45] Sinterklaas : guys where is the peak on this story?
[2017-01-12 22:16:47] nOgAnOo : MrGnome, I just got some stink bombs from China
[2017-01-12 22:16:52] nOgAnOo : they smell like rotton eggs
[2017-01-12 22:18:36] l3f : Sinterklaas: no peak
[2017-01-12 22:18:39] l3f : no bottom
[2017-01-12 22:19:03] Sinterklaas : aiii,
[2017-01-12 22:19:18] BTCDJS : MrRGnome: lol
[2017-01-12 22:20:23] ayy_lmao : lol
[2017-01-12 22:20:39] thedoc : china trying to kill the rally
[2017-01-12 22:21:11] anonymous123421 : can't kill it this early
[2017-01-12 22:21:23] MikeHunt : like the bus on Speed, cant slow down
[2017-01-12 22:21:45] Sinterklaas : ok and what is risk limit; 237.6246 / 400 xbt mean?
[2017-01-12 22:22:04] MrRGnome : Sinterklaas: It means you are gambling with 237 btc
[2017-01-12 22:22:11] Sinterklaas : nice
[2017-01-12 22:22:25] MrRGnome : Sinterklaas: Not really, it means you are going to lose your account balance eventually
[2017-01-12 22:22:50] Sinterklaas : because no space to catch a loss
[2017-01-12 22:22:50] ayy_lmao : if you dont take profit yah
[2017-01-12 22:22:54] Sinterklaas : risk to high?
[2017-01-12 22:22:57] MikeHunt : MrRGnome: whats the most you usually play with on any 1 trade?
[2017-01-12 22:23:22] MrRGnome : MikeHunt: I don't go beyond 5x ever
[2017-01-12 22:23:24] ayy_lmao : the funding on that must be nice
[2017-01-12 22:23:25] itsyourboy : bloody hell i actually made a profit with my stop loss trigger on that dump
[2017-01-12 22:23:38] MrRGnome : MikeHunt: I'm usually 1-2x at most
[2017-01-12 22:23:47] MikeHunt : MrRGnome: how much USD?
[2017-01-12 22:24:24] MrRGnome : MikeHunt: My risk limit is about 120 btc
[2017-01-12 22:24:37] MrRGnome : I don't want to have to dip into my savings to back my gambling
[2017-01-12 22:24:46] MikeHunt : MrRGnome: ahh i see
[2017-01-12 22:26:38] MrRGnome : I'm rarely entered into a large position unless it's accrued by cost averaging in a large price movement. I like to keep my risk low and it's a strategy that has been good to me. I'm not going to be a millionaire tomorrow but I won't be in the poor house either.
[2017-01-12 22:27:42] MrRGnome : when i do enter large positions, i hedge
[2017-01-12 22:27:58] MrRGnome : stop losses have too much slippage on these gaping order books
[2017-01-12 22:28:06] ayy_lmao : MrRGnome: +1
[2017-01-12 22:28:22] l3f : Sometimes you gotta risk it for the biscuit
[2017-01-12 22:28:44] l3f : there's a time to be holding 200k contracts
[2017-01-12 22:28:47] l3f : and that time is now
[2017-01-12 22:28:48] MrRGnome : l3f: True, but best do it with some profit you are happy to lose and no more.
[2017-01-12 22:29:11] l3f : nah but when it's up very high you need that high leverage
[2017-01-12 22:29:15] l3f : not now though
[2017-01-12 22:29:19] l3f : I'm on 1.3x
[2017-01-12 22:29:23] l3f : don't want to get adl'd
[2017-01-12 22:31:35] MrRGnome : I'm long at 755, but not with much. 0.25x lol
[2017-01-12 22:31:38] l3f : Hey bitmex, do you still pay for funding if you don't use leverage?
[2017-01-12 22:31:44] MrRGnome : l3f: yes
[2017-01-12 22:31:52] l3f : even on 0x margin
[2017-01-12 22:32:01] MrRGnome : Yep.
[2017-01-12 22:32:05] l3f : lame
[2017-01-12 22:32:12] MrRGnome : Every open position pays/receives.
[2017-01-12 22:35:19] thedoc : who is the noob that just market closed a huge position on quarterlies
[2017-01-12 22:35:38] thedoc : thanks for knocking the price down $5
[2017-01-12 22:35:46] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 13000 @ 813.81
[2017-01-12 22:36:10] thedoc : wow
[2017-01-12 22:36:13] thedoc : huge volume
[2017-01-12 22:36:31] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 470 @ 806.63
[2017-01-12 22:36:34] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 30000 @ 812.99
[2017-01-12 22:36:42] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 166 @ 809.94
[2017-01-12 22:36:42] REKT : HODL HODL HODL!
[2017-01-12 22:36:42] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 1500 @ 810.35
[2017-01-12 22:36:42] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 1391 @ 809.97
[2017-01-12 22:36:55] ayy_lmao : u guys didn't expect this?
[2017-01-12 22:36:57] thedoc : wtf
[2017-01-12 22:36:58] MrRGnome : hahahaha
[2017-01-12 22:37:00] ayy_lmao : lol
[2017-01-12 22:37:05] Dtrade16 : wow
[2017-01-12 22:37:10] ayy_lmao : lol
[2017-01-12 22:37:24] thedoc : effing noobs killed all my profit.
[2017-01-12 22:37:36] ayy_lmao : the noobs made you the profit tho
[2017-01-12 22:37:48] Dtrade16 : lol
[2017-01-12 22:38:46] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 4000 @ 802.94
[2017-01-12 22:38:46] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 15041 @ 802.99
[2017-01-12 22:39:01] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 3500 @ 801.18
[2017-01-12 22:39:01] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 200 @ 795.06
[2017-01-12 22:39:02] Dtrade16 : I should have took profts
[2017-01-12 22:39:05] ayy_lmao : like i said, 5600
[2017-01-12 22:39:09] Dtrade16 : Oh well
[2017-01-12 22:39:12] aandy : now dats a dump
[2017-01-12 22:39:18] bingbongfly : I took profit, phue
[2017-01-12 22:39:21] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 3000 @ 796.07
[2017-01-12 22:39:21] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 2400 @ 797.41
[2017-01-12 22:39:21] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 1000 @ 796.07
[2017-01-12 22:39:23] MrRGnome : Fun ride
[2017-01-12 22:39:25] ayy_lmao : anyways im not going to harass you guys anymore
[2017-01-12 22:39:26] bingbongfly : blind luck
[2017-01-12 22:39:36] MikeHunt : bounce at 5200?
[2017-01-12 22:41:31] Nooby : oupssss dump again or pump??
[2017-01-12 22:41:35] ayy_lmao : prob gonna bounce around
[2017-01-12 22:42:11] bingbongfly : reloaded longs lol chop time
[2017-01-12 22:42:19] ayy_lmao : direction should come after new daily
[2017-01-12 22:43:01] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 3000 @ 802.40
[2017-01-12 22:43:21] ayy_lmao : ^ who just did that
[2017-01-12 22:43:24] ayy_lmao : lol
[2017-01-12 22:43:29] Sinterklaas : lost 7btc on that
[2017-01-12 22:43:35] anonymous123421 : Sinterklaas: rip
[2017-01-12 22:43:41] Sinterklaas : haha
[2017-01-12 22:43:58] Dtrade16 : Sinterklaas: Damn lol
[2017-01-12 22:44:01] MrRGnome : Sinterklaas: Did you get liquidated?
[2017-01-12 22:44:34] Sinterklaas : yes, and hopped back on with another 3.1 btc
[2017-01-12 22:45:14] Sinterklaas : dangerous shit this is indeed
[2017-01-12 22:45:20] ayy_lmao : really?
[2017-01-12 22:45:38] MrRGnome : Sinterklaas: Please don't just do what you did and lose the rest of it
[2017-01-12 22:45:40] ayy_lmao : i didnt see a huge liquidation?
[2017-01-12 22:46:12] Sinterklaas : no i already hate myself again
[2017-01-12 22:46:28] itsyourboy : shorted that dump, got out up, shorted it again, lost. sad times
[2017-01-12 22:46:57] Nooby : 7 btc??? huge!!!!
[2017-01-12 22:47:07] Dtrade16 : ^^ Are you guys gambling or trading?
[2017-01-12 22:47:12] Nooby : i wish i will have 7 btc one day lol
[2017-01-12 22:47:14] thedoc : of course i close at break even only to see it bounce back up
[2017-01-12 22:47:19] MrRGnome : Sounds more like gambling
[2017-01-12 22:47:29] Dtrade16 : MrRGnome: Yah I think so
[2017-01-12 22:47:51] Sinterklaas : jep, its gambling with this multipliers
[2017-01-12 22:47:55] itsyourboy : Dtrade16: absolute gamble, play money
[2017-01-12 22:48:46] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 6000 @ 810.87
[2017-01-12 22:48:56] Dtrade16 : itsyourboy: Crazy lol
[2017-01-12 22:49:10] Dtrade16 : Don't you guys know gambling is a sin? ;)
[2017-01-12 22:49:15] thedoc : ah nice. up $13 from where i panic closed. not on the right sides of that move
[2017-01-12 22:49:29] Nooby : i do not gamble
[2017-01-12 22:49:35] MrRGnome : It's fun to gamble, just have to risk small amounts only.
[2017-01-12 22:49:40] MrRGnome : And not do it all the time
[2017-01-12 22:49:43] rapidtrades : wtf
[2017-01-12 22:49:58] ayy_lmao : honestly moves like that shouldn't make or break you
[2017-01-12 22:50:05] ayy_lmao : this is going to be common with this volatility
[2017-01-12 22:50:15] ayy_lmao : had to adjust risk
[2017-01-12 22:50:44] rapidtrades : stop buying above china, what do u think will happen
[2017-01-12 22:50:53] ayy_lmao : these swings are so big you dont need much leverage imho
[2017-01-12 22:51:02] Nooby : in india btc is 1080 dollars
[2017-01-12 22:51:14] rapidtrades : noone cares
[2017-01-12 22:51:40] MrRGnome : rapidtrades: where are you short at?
[2017-01-12 22:51:47] Nooby : lol fool you are
[2017-01-12 22:51:58] Apocalyptic : rapid's no fool
[2017-01-12 22:52:15] MrRGnome : Apocalyptic: LOL
[2017-01-12 22:52:25] Apocalyptic : except with ZEC
[2017-01-12 22:52:32] MrRGnome : Except with every call he makes
[2017-01-12 22:52:41] rapidtrades : ZEC is the currency of the future
[2017-01-12 22:52:50] Nooby : oh yeqh
[2017-01-12 22:53:08] rapidtrades : everyone should own one
[2017-01-12 22:53:11] Apocalyptic : so has the blood dried upon the walls of bitmex yet ?
[2017-01-12 22:53:12] rapidtrades : go bye now
[2017-01-12 22:53:23] rapidtrades : buy
[2017-01-12 22:53:28] ayy_lmao : that inflation on zec is crazy
[2017-01-12 22:53:33] aandy : next thing you know FACTOM is the best
[2017-01-12 22:53:36] ayy_lmao : i think its going to pump stillm buts its crazy
[2017-01-12 22:53:50] ayy_lmao : 200k per day
[2017-01-12 22:54:04] rapidtrades : u know what wont get banned by china? ZEC!
[2017-01-12 22:54:06] rapidtrades : ZEC!
[2017-01-12 22:54:13] Dtrade16 : ayy_lmao: It's going to max a few bucks
[2017-01-12 22:54:18] rapidtrades : ZEC! gGO BUY NOW NOW !
[2017-01-12 22:54:26] Dtrade16 : Unless it's actually very legit, but even then it'
[2017-01-12 22:54:38] ayy_lmao : Dtrade16: you mean its going down?
[2017-01-12 22:54:43] Dtrade16 : it's way too overpriced
[2017-01-12 22:54:49] ayy_lmao : sure but its can still pump before then
[2017-01-12 22:54:49] rapidtrades : Zuco will lead us to greatness like Moses did with the Jews
[2017-01-12 22:55:04] Dtrade16 : ayy_lmao: Yes
[2017-01-12 22:55:23] Dtrade16 : ayy_lmao: Yah it most certainly will
[2017-01-12 22:55:35] Dtrade16 : But that's obv all manipulation right?
[2017-01-12 22:55:59] Dtrade16 : Guys, what time frame chart do you follow?
[2017-01-12 22:56:06] Dtrade16 : 3 min? 1 min?
[2017-01-12 22:56:30] rapidtrades : daily dumbass
[2017-01-12 22:56:38] ayy_lmao : all of them
[2017-01-12 22:57:20] Dtrade16 : rapidtrades: So daily is going to tell me if the security is about to drop in the next 1 min by 10%?
[2017-01-12 22:57:38] Dtrade16 : ayy_lmao: What do you mean?
[2017-01-12 22:58:03] ayy_lmao : i constantly switch between all the timeframes
[2017-01-12 22:58:14] Dtrade16 : I mean for this type of short term trading, like how do traders know a dump is coming in the next min? Draw trend line on min chart?
[2017-01-12 22:58:28] Sinterklaas : on ok coin
[2017-01-12 22:58:43] ayy_lmao : well for this one, you could use the higher ones
[2017-01-12 22:58:58] Sinterklaas : there is a guy who put in 30 million usd in futures on btc
[2017-01-12 22:59:03] ayy_lmao : as 5600 was the bottom of the first dump from 8888
[2017-01-12 22:59:18] ayy_lmao : but in general 1hr-15m maybe
[2017-01-12 22:59:26] rapidtrades : there are not many short-term traders in this chat if we take out the bot runners
[2017-01-12 22:59:39] rapidtrades : market making is not trading tho
[2017-01-12 23:00:55] ayy_lmao : when the market gets moving,5m,3m,1m are fine
[2017-01-12 23:01:07] ayy_lmao : but sideways? 1hr-15m
[2017-01-12 23:01:31] rapidtrades : ayy_lmao: and ur making money on 15m and 1h? like consistently?
[2017-01-12 23:02:13] ayy_lmao : rapidtrades: im responding to his question about lower timeframes
[2017-01-12 23:02:28] rapidtrades : so no
[2017-01-12 23:02:31] ayy_lmao : i use them all
[2017-01-12 23:02:42] rapidtrades : ok
[2017-01-12 23:02:45] ayy_lmao : no, it seemed you are attacking me because i didnt say daily
[2017-01-12 23:02:46] ayy_lmao : lol
[2017-01-12 23:02:46] Dtrade16 : ayy_lmao: Ok thanks
[2017-01-12 23:02:52] Dtrade16 : rapidtrades: Cool
[2017-01-12 23:02:54] atodorov07 : how to see more lvls in order book?
[2017-01-12 23:02:59] rapidtrades : ayy_lmao: :)
[2017-01-12 23:03:13] rapidtrades : 4h may work too tbh
[2017-01-12 23:03:20] rapidtrades : but hourly and below is just ugly
[2017-01-12 23:03:22] ayy_lmao : 4h is the best
[2017-01-12 23:03:34] rapidtrades : I think Rado runs some bots on 4h
[2017-01-12 23:03:36] ayy_lmao : but for his case prob not so much
[2017-01-12 23:03:37] atodorov07 : u guys are useless
[2017-01-12 23:03:48] rapidtrades : atodorov07: f*ck off
[2017-01-12 23:04:13] sleger : rapidtrades: people were saying you are short
[2017-01-12 23:04:19] sleger : as in btc drops you make $
[2017-01-12 23:04:25] rapidtrades : I am slightly short yes
[2017-01-12 23:04:27] sleger : not just hedged ?
[2017-01-12 23:04:30] sleger : ok
[2017-01-12 23:04:38] rapidtrades : but with vol so high my position is tiny
[2017-01-12 23:04:55] nOgAnOo : hi
[2017-01-12 23:05:00] nOgAnOo : I got some more weed
[2017-01-12 23:05:07] nOgAnOo : Never smelled better
[2017-01-12 23:05:20] rapidtrades : what the actual f*ck
[2017-01-12 23:05:20] sleger : nOgAnOo: dont spend your gambling money on drugs !
[2017-01-12 23:05:20] blergh : When you close your position isnt the unrealised PNL supposed to be accounted to your account?
[2017-01-12 23:05:45] BitMEX_Greg : blergh: If you close your position then the Unrealised PNL becomes Realised PNL
[2017-01-12 23:06:01] rapidtrades : so let me get this straight, u bought a new i7 laptop and some weed
[2017-01-12 23:06:13] blergh : So i had like 6 BTC unrealised, I closed it and I got 0.13? How does that make sense
[2017-01-12 23:06:31] rapidtrades : how can a 30-year old be so irresponsible
[2017-01-12 23:06:35] nOgAnOo : the weed was free
[2017-01-12 23:06:43] Nooby : lol are U serious guys???
[2017-01-12 23:06:58] rapidtrades : nOgAnOo: oh right, HE'S A GARDENER
[2017-01-12 23:07:10] ayy_lmao : blergh: when and where did you enter?
[2017-01-12 23:07:33] Nooby : give me some btc guys if you don t need it because i am unemployed and me i need it!!! stop playing with btc please
[2017-01-12 23:07:36] blergh : ayy_lmao: this morning at like 750
[2017-01-12 23:07:43] ayy_lmao : oh wow
[2017-01-12 23:07:46] ayy_lmao : not sure
[2017-01-12 23:08:06] blergh : ayy_lmao: x25 then increased it to x100. watched it all day so it feels like a huge waste
[2017-01-12 23:08:19] sleger : blergh: well you have to pay 0.01btc for every line in the chat so...
[2017-01-12 23:08:31] ayy_lmao : I was going to mention mark price maybe throwing you off, but 750 is a whole different story
[2017-01-12 23:08:47] BitMEX_Greg : blergh: Please refer to your Wallet History and Trade History: https://www.bitmex.com/app/wallet
[2017-01-12 23:09:03] MrRGnome : blergh: I can't imagine that you don't have a number close to what was quoted in your unrealized pnl
[2017-01-12 23:09:20] blergh : BitMEX_Greg: RealisedPNL 0.1311 XBT Kek
[2017-01-12 23:09:22] rapidtrades : sleger: im actually considering a bigger short
[2017-01-12 23:09:35] MrRGnome : rapidtrades: No you aren't
[2017-01-12 23:09:35] Nooby : give me some btc guys if you don t need it because i am unemployed and me i need it!!! stop playing with btc please
[2017-01-12 23:09:45] MrRGnome : rapidtrades: sleger told us you never ever short
[2017-01-12 23:09:55] BitMEX_Greg : blergh: This is life to date Realised PNL. So you might have had -ve Realised PNL prior on the contract
[2017-01-12 23:10:03] ayy_lmao : begging for money in the trollbox should be an automatic ban lol
[2017-01-12 23:10:06] rapidtrades : MrRGnome: that's only cos we've been in a bull market since last year
[2017-01-12 23:10:15] rapidtrades : and he's only known me since lat year :)
[2017-01-12 23:10:29] BitMEX_Greg : blergh: Hover over the Realised PNL number to give you the raw realised PNL since the last wallet entry
[2017-01-12 23:10:44] Nooby : lol U re right but i do not beg i just don t really believe what i read here!!!
[2017-01-12 23:10:57] MrRGnome : rapidtrades: I think you've only been here about a year since last october?
[2017-01-12 23:11:10] rapidtrades : yes
[2017-01-12 23:11:21] blergh : BitMEX_Greg: -ve? Dude I had like 6 BTC, it doesnt disappear in 2 seconds
[2017-01-12 23:11:32] MrRGnome : rapidtrades: Yeah been pretty bullish that entire time
[2017-01-12 23:11:49] MrRGnome : rapidtrades: couple really nice dips.
[2017-01-12 23:12:18] BTCDJS : And a lot of boring sideways
[2017-01-12 23:12:38] MrRGnome : The run up from ~200 to 500, then the drop back to 300 was fun
[2017-01-12 23:12:45] MrRGnome : So was the halving pump
[2017-01-12 23:13:14] rapidtrades : i was short after finex hack
[2017-01-12 23:13:21] rapidtrades : prolly 1-2 more times last year
[2017-01-12 23:13:28] BitMEX_Greg : blergh: As I said, the Realised PNL you see is Life to date PNL. It includes the total PNL on that contract from the very first time you started trading it
[2017-01-12 23:14:20] MrRGnome : I can't decide if my favourite crypto event of 2016 was the DAO hack or the 3000 btc valued ZEC
[2017-01-12 23:14:22] BitMEX_Greg : For example, if it was -4XBT and then you had 4 XBT realised pnl, then it would display 0 right now
[2017-01-12 23:14:36] rapidtrades : MrRGnome: ZEC :)
[2017-01-12 23:14:51] blergh : BitMEX_Greg: pretty sure realised was in the green too..
[2017-01-12 23:15:34] BitMEX_Greg : blergh: Ok, please take a look at your trade history and calculate the PNL on the contract then send us a support ticket if you have any discrepancies
[2017-01-12 23:16:59] rapidtrades : the only bullish scenario at this point would be gov coming out and saying 'All is well with these fellas, no crimes committed here'
[2017-01-12 23:17:06] rapidtrades : is that a realistic scenario?
[2017-01-12 23:17:19] anonymous123421 : I would be surprised