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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2017-01-04 14:12:34] BTCDJS : lol [2017-01-04 14:12:34] REKT : Liquidated short on `ETH7D`: buy 15 @ 0.009940 [2017-01-04 14:12:35] sleger : lol : XBTH17 2960 1050.01 510 [2017-01-04 14:12:45] immackay : WHO THINKS IT'S OVER? [2017-01-04 14:12:45] immackay : GUESS WHAT [2017-01-04 14:12:45] Gekko : All way back to 1000 [2017-01-04 14:12:47] immackay : IT'S NOT [2017-01-04 14:12:51] rapidtrades : sleger: are u buyin? [2017-01-04 14:12:58] sleger : rapidtrades: h17 at spot price, yes [2017-01-04 14:13:00] l3f : Why the fuck did bfx cancel my stops????? [2017-01-04 14:13:04] l3f : bitmex* [2017-01-04 14:13:07] rapidtrades : HAHAHAHAHAHHA HE'S BUYING [2017-01-04 14:13:08] l3f : all my stops were cancelled [2017-01-04 14:13:14] immackay : HAHAHAHHAA [2017-01-04 14:13:15] sleger : rapidtrades: at the same time : XBTUSD -48875 1094.00 -32507 [2017-01-04 14:13:15] fineregex : rowrow: we can make a trading coop [2017-01-04 14:13:20] BitMEX_Greg : l3f: Did you have Post Only checked? [2017-01-04 14:13:24] thomaskikansha : we still up 4% guys [2017-01-04 14:13:28] rapidtrades : sleger: i hate u [2017-01-04 14:13:30] l3f : BitMEX_Greg: Maybe? [2017-01-04 14:13:41] shiroe : i got burnt a bit by quick trade there, cancelled didnt work @_@ [2017-01-04 14:13:42] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 8000 @ 1153.18 [2017-01-04 14:14:00] imapotato : BTFD. Don't use too much leverage. [2017-01-04 14:14:00] Milkman : damn should have put more buys at 1100 [2017-01-04 14:14:01] arbitrage001 : see, price is goiung back up [2017-01-04 14:14:03] sleger : first time i see a big dump with 10$ premium on swap staying [2017-01-04 14:14:13] arbitrage001 : use 100x leverage to defend, people ! [2017-01-04 14:14:16] rapidtrades : $20 now loool [2017-01-04 14:14:21] elmorte : damn, missed out XBCH17 dump... [2017-01-04 14:14:29] arbitrage001 : formation 100x infantry! [2017-01-04 14:14:36] rapidtrades : WHERE ARE U GOING WITH THIS $17 PREMIUM? LOL [2017-01-04 14:14:36] arbitrage001 : go go [2017-01-04 14:14:48] l3f : Shakeout lol [2017-01-04 14:14:52] zach719 : another dump [2017-01-04 14:14:57] BitMEX_Greg : l3f: Post Only only executes if it closes a position. I.e. if you have a long on and you have a stop sell then it will execute. If you do not have a position on then it will not execute [2017-01-04 14:15:01] brouk : 2nd round [2017-01-04 14:15:09] l3f : BitMEX_Greg: Ok well that saved me [2017-01-04 14:15:10] BitMEX_Greg : If you hover over the post only button it will explain in more detail [2017-01-04 14:15:12] rapidtrades : yep we're dead now [2017-01-04 14:15:14] l3f : from 100k in losses [2017-01-04 14:15:18] Milkman : man thanks for filling my 1070 order on xbth17. insta 400% profit [2017-01-04 14:15:24] l3f : BitMEX_Greg: So I guess I saved my sefl [2017-01-04 14:15:25] BitMEX_Greg : l3f: Keep in mind for next time [2017-01-04 14:15:30] arbitrage001 : chiense new year still at least 2 weeeks away [2017-01-04 14:15:30] l3f : BitMEX_Greg: Will do [2017-01-04 14:15:39] arbitrage001 : chinese will pump it ! [2017-01-04 14:15:39] elmorte : Milkman: 1066 8) [2017-01-04 14:15:41] immackay : we'e got a full day of dumping ahead of us [2017-01-04 14:15:49] brouk : immackay: +1 [2017-01-04 14:15:55] Gekko : Carnage [2017-01-04 14:15:55] Milkman : wish i put up 100,000 contracts down there. idiot i am [2017-01-04 14:15:56] rapidtrades : we're done here [2017-01-04 14:16:17] BitMEX_Greg : that was it? [2017-01-04 14:16:20] elmorte : yeah, hindsight, foreskin n all... [2017-01-04 14:16:21] imapotato : Added slightly to m long [2017-01-04 14:16:26] arbitrage001 : BitMEX_Greg: yup [2017-01-04 14:16:29] sleger : back to 8000 [2017-01-04 14:16:29] l3f : BitMEX_Greg: I was expecting more fireworks [2017-01-04 14:16:34] thomaskikansha : longed [2017-01-04 14:16:35] arbitrage001 : small bear trap [2017-01-04 14:16:38] l3f : But yeah, I'm not using stops anymore [2017-01-04 14:16:41] l3f : they almost fucked me hard [2017-01-04 14:16:47] l3f : post-only saved me [2017-01-04 14:17:20] Derreck : Back above 1100? [2017-01-04 14:17:21] BitMEX_Greg : Almost 4% move. [2017-01-04 14:17:29] rapidtrades : QQ [2017-01-04 14:17:33] BitMEX_Greg : I remember when traders would yawn at that type of a move [2017-01-04 14:17:35] Spofas : how many contracts were liquidated there' [2017-01-04 14:17:48] immackay : that was preparation for the real dump [2017-01-04 14:17:52] arbitrage001 : dont see any rekt [2017-01-04 14:17:54] imapotato : The West is done. China wants to keep dumping [2017-01-04 14:18:05] rapidtrades : circa 100 million @Spofas [2017-01-04 14:18:07] immackay : goodnight [2017-01-04 14:18:18] arbitrage001 : immackay: good night [2017-01-04 14:18:20] tommygunn : without that candle we would be screwed, nice job china [2017-01-04 14:18:26] arbitrage001 : long 100x and become a rich man tomorrow [2017-01-04 14:18:36] Alls : suddenly yuan back up to 7.8k now [2017-01-04 14:18:37] Alls : LOL [2017-01-04 14:18:47] l3f : BUY THE DIP [2017-01-04 14:18:47] tommygunn : I must say it was hard to buy, had to fresh a ton [2017-01-04 14:18:50] rapidtrades : i feel great deal of sarcasm today from u @arbitrage001 [2017-01-04 14:18:50] Alls : faggot china [2017-01-04 14:18:55] immackay : arbitrage001: somehow I feel like it will dump a lot more before the day is over [2017-01-04 14:18:59] anonymous123421 : This is a fun rollercoaster [2017-01-04 14:19:02] imapotato : Price used to drop 10% every time a Chinese official sneezed. [2017-01-04 14:19:29] immackay : rapidtrades: sarcasm? why would anyone here use sarcasm? [2017-01-04 14:19:41] rapidtrades : beats me [2017-01-04 14:20:10] rapidtrades : CHINA U UNFAITHFUL WHORE [2017-01-04 14:20:16] rapidtrades : what is she doing? [2017-01-04 14:20:43] brouk : rapidtrades: shake out before reaching ATH in the next few days [2017-01-04 14:20:58] rapidtrades : i was hoping to retire this year with 50,000 bitcoin [2017-01-04 14:20:59] immackay : rapidtrades: going up for 5 minutes then another dump [2017-01-04 14:21:14] nOgAnOo : I must be cursed [2017-01-04 14:21:24] nOgAnOo : It barely hits my margin call every time then turns the other direction [2017-01-04 14:21:28] nOgAnOo : this time it was to the penny [2017-01-04 14:21:32] nOgAnOo : I would have doubled [2017-01-04 14:21:36] immackay : nOgAnOo: that happens man [2017-01-04 14:21:41] nOgAnOo : It's ok [2017-01-04 14:21:44] nOgAnOo : I'll recover [2017-01-04 14:21:55] nOgAnOo : Hurts to lose 230 dollars in one day [2017-01-04 14:21:55] herpinator : nOgAnOo: we all get it sometimes only thing to do is use lower leverage [2017-01-04 14:22:06] anonymous123421 : Dude you need to be more careful with leverage, that's verging on gambling [2017-01-04 14:22:12] nOgAnOo : I tried this time.. and my strategy was always to short harder when it goes up [2017-01-04 14:22:17] nOgAnOo : failing strategy [2017-01-04 14:22:20] imapotato : I bought enough dip to bring myself back to 4x after losing leverage via profit :D [2017-01-04 14:22:27] nOgAnOo : I'm calling a pastor right now [2017-01-04 14:22:32] nOgAnOo : I turned all my wifis off [2017-01-04 14:22:34] nOgAnOo : all my laptops [2017-01-04 14:22:39] Derreck : that was something [2017-01-04 14:22:40] nOgAnOo : I think I am under mind control by satan [2017-01-04 14:22:55] anonymous123421 : Every time you look at the price, china dumps. Stop it. [2017-01-04 14:23:02] aaaaa : the good time yeaaah [2017-01-04 14:23:04] Rado : h17 fell to 1050? [2017-01-04 14:23:04] XXXX : Why was MM bot conveniently silent during the dump? Could have saved a lot of liquidations. Glad i used low leverage. [2017-01-04 14:23:14] Rado : MMs left the building I guess [2017-01-04 14:23:34] l3f : Rado: How is your MM going? [2017-01-04 14:23:38] l3f : Anglika [2017-01-04 14:23:40] immackay : are you guys ready for dump 2.0? [2017-01-04 14:23:46] abbey : remember use stop losses as you trade, it's gonna be bumpy rally [2017-01-04 14:23:46] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 25000 @ 1085.51 [2017-01-04 14:23:52] imapotato : MM does less MMing during turbulence to make more money I guess. [2017-01-04 14:23:54] Rado : doing fine [2017-01-04 14:23:57] fineregex : Rado: wont a smart/careful mm make more these days? [2017-01-04 14:24:03] Headroom : noganoo stop to blame some craps like satan instead of you [2017-01-04 14:24:05] l3f : MM must be making bank [2017-01-04 14:24:13] abbey : and carefull with leverage [2017-01-04 14:24:17] Headroom : you are the master of your money holy ***** christ [2017-01-04 14:24:29] Headroom : pathetic [2017-01-04 14:24:42] rapidtrades : Headroom: it's his japanese gf, she put a spell on him [2017-01-04 14:24:55] abbey : wise advise fo [2017-01-04 14:25:01] Headroom : hahahahaha why I'm not so surprised [2017-01-04 14:25:03] fineregex : nOgAnOo: did your gf put a spell on you? [2017-01-04 14:25:06] rapidtrades : some Shinto shit [2017-01-04 14:25:11] fineregex : :( [2017-01-04 14:25:15] abbey : *for noob [2017-01-04 14:25:19] gustavo7 : imho nice time to short we will touch 60-70 again [2017-01-04 14:25:31] rapidtrades : she blew all his life force [2017-01-04 14:25:43] imapotato : BTC to $60 [2017-01-04 14:26:01] rapidtrades : BTC to $60 TODAY [2017-01-04 14:26:19] immackay : rapidtrades: i'd be okay with that [2017-01-04 14:26:27] abbey : my f*cking keyboard / connection lags behind [2017-01-04 14:26:30] tommygunn : gustavo7: 1100 was the short [2017-01-04 14:26:34] Milkman : man. mad i didnt long more at 1070 on xbth17. who the fuck was selling down there. speak up [2017-01-04 14:26:44] Rado2 : tommygunn: still not late [2017-01-04 14:26:48] tommygunn : agreed [2017-01-04 14:27:22] tommygunn : they are trying to double roll it but can't [2017-01-04 14:27:58] hobolowbo : so do we get another run for 8K... or is china done with the steam [2017-01-04 14:28:00] hobolowbo : ? [2017-01-04 14:28:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `ETH7D`: sell 17 @ 0.009690 [2017-01-04 14:28:53] immackay : lmao why'd I only short 200 contracts [2017-01-04 14:28:58] thomaskikansha : still shakeout I think [2017-01-04 14:29:14] l3f : It needs to shake a bit [2017-01-04 14:29:14] l3f : tbqh [2017-01-04 14:29:18] l3f : get ready for some dip buying [2017-01-04 14:29:25] thomaskikansha : it just retraced the pump started last few hours [2017-01-04 14:29:31] l3f : When it dumps, don't panic [2017-01-04 14:29:41] Rado : l3f: selling on pops might work better now [2017-01-04 14:29:56] l3f : Rado: you should be deleverging anyway [2017-01-04 14:29:59] Rado : trends change eventually [2017-01-04 14:30:25] fineregex : l3f: 0.75% in 13 hours isnt tempting? [2017-01-04 14:30:35] imapotato : Guys [2017-01-04 14:30:40] abbey : collecting earnings [2017-01-04 14:30:47] imapotato : Why haven't we corrected back up yet [2017-01-04 14:31:06] immackay : imapotato: because it's not going to [2017-01-04 14:31:42] Rado : fineregex: much easier to make 1% from trading the move than wait 13 hours for 0.75% [2017-01-04 14:31:59] Headroom : trade what you see and not what you want to see [2017-01-04 14:32:06] REKT : Liquidated long on `ETH7D`: sell 6 @ 0.009630 [2017-01-04 14:32:21] REKT : Liquidated long on `ETH7D`: sell 2 @ 0.009620 [2017-01-04 14:32:31] isozy : sell y0 kids? sell y0 wife? [2017-01-04 14:32:40] Rado : sleger at the ask [2017-01-04 14:32:42] Rado : lol [2017-01-04 14:32:57] brouk : Rado: he wants some funding fees [2017-01-04 14:32:58] fineregex : isozy: dont sell the kids [2017-01-04 14:33:06] rapidtrades : sleger stop crashing the price [2017-01-04 14:33:12] isozy : ok the kids only on the way up [2017-01-04 14:33:16] isozy : wife on the way down, got it [2017-01-04 14:34:06] cookielito : futures took a massive dump [2017-01-04 14:34:09] cookielito : wow [2017-01-04 14:34:21] rapidtrades : lol ppl are buying into that 300k wall at $4 premium with 0.375% funding coming up [2017-01-04 14:34:22] REKT : Liquidated long on `ETH7D`: sell 400 @ 0.009540 [2017-01-04 14:34:23] immackay : long now if you dare [2017-01-04 14:34:23] Headroom : massiv ? [2017-01-04 14:34:25] rapidtrades : how dumb can u be [2017-01-04 14:34:32] Headroom : dropped of some $ and you call that massiv ? [2017-01-04 14:34:47] immackay : rapidtrades: apparently extremely [2017-01-04 14:34:53] cookielito : yea for so quick [2017-01-04 14:35:36] brouk : Headroom: 5.36M is a little? [2017-01-04 14:35:38] Gekko : All way back to 1000 [2017-01-04 14:36:03] abbey : the real rollercoasting is yet to come [2017-01-04 14:36:04] Rado : Gekko: or maybe 900 [2017-01-04 14:36:12] Headroom : I would like to say yes if I compare with my other trading products [2017-01-04 14:36:19] Headroom : nothing happened special here [2017-01-04 14:36:37] Headroom : you are just extremly excited waiting the next major move that's all [2017-01-04 14:37:05] brouk : yeah XBTH17 dropped more because there is less liquidity than swap [2017-01-04 14:37:06] Gekko : hey one headline saying Chinese officials looking at bitcoin and will be 600 [2017-01-04 14:37:32] shery : back after 2 days, what a moment to see your long filled at 1003 and value is at 1090 , horrrraaah [2017-01-04 14:37:36] Rado : Gekko: If the headline says so it must be true [2017-01-04 14:37:58] immackay : why do you people keep buying this [2017-01-04 14:38:03] tommygunn : ahhh trollbox [2017-01-04 14:38:29] rapidtrades : immackay: cos it worked for the past 3 months [2017-01-04 14:38:30] arbitrage001 : immackay: because it is chinese new year [2017-01-04 14:38:39] arbitrage001 : and what rapid said [2017-01-04 14:38:48] Rado2 : what rapidtrades says [2017-01-04 14:38:56] rapidtrades : ppl made a lot of money doing that and will now slowly lose it all back [2017-01-04 14:39:21] rapidtrades : ^what rapid said [2017-01-04 14:39:32] wurstgelee : immackay: because its a bull market which just had a minor retrace [2017-01-04 14:39:38] wurstgelee : *as of now [2017-01-04 14:39:42] nOgAnOo : Guys, I don't know if I'm gonna see you for a while.. [2017-01-04 14:39:45] nOgAnOo : I will miss you [2017-01-04 14:39:47] nOgAnOo : *cries* [2017-01-04 14:39:51] Headroom : not me [2017-01-04 14:39:54] nOgAnOo : I'm going to change everything about my life [2017-01-04 14:40:03] immackay : I'd like to quote @rapidtrades again on this [2017-01-04 14:40:09] nOgAnOo : I turned all my laptops, cell phones and wifi off [2017-01-04 14:40:11] immackay : "Bitcoin doesn't retrace" [2017-01-04 14:40:12] Headroom : you just really crazy... and need to check your psy' problems... [2017-01-04 14:40:15] nOgAnOo : I haven't been able to think clear for 3 months [2017-01-04 14:40:28] nOgAnOo : ever since I had my dental surgery [2017-01-04 14:40:34] zach719 : dump [2017-01-04 14:40:34] nOgAnOo : I think they fried my brain with the x-ray [2017-01-04 14:40:53] Headroom : *calling the doctor* [2017-01-04 14:40:55] sleger : nOgAnOo: cant fry something that small [2017-01-04 14:40:59] anonymous123421 : nOgAnOo: there isn't enough radiation in an xray to do that [2017-01-04 14:41:15] nOgAnOo : 200 dollars is a small price to pay to turn my life around I guess [2017-01-04 14:41:21] nOgAnOo : plus getting to meet you guys and learn this platform [2017-01-04 14:41:32] nOgAnOo : that is like the price of a psychiatrist visit right?>> [2017-01-04 14:41:32] rapidtrades : nOgAnOo: prolly Satan messed with the xray [2017-01-04 14:41:42] nOgAnOo : Yes, just like satan rekt me to the penny today [2017-01-04 14:41:46] nOgAnOo : a minute before the dump [2017-01-04 14:41:49] Headroom : you rekt yourself [2017-01-04 14:41:58] Headroom : grow up [2017-01-04 14:41:59] nOgAnOo : The devil made me do it [2017-01-04 14:42:04] rapidtrades : no man he's so unlucky @Headroom [2017-01-04 14:42:06] nOgAnOo : wifi EMF mind control illuminati [2017-01-04 14:42:07] Headroom : "mama's fault" yeah [2017-01-04 14:42:26] rapidtrades : xrays malfunction around him, bulls stophunt him [2017-01-04 14:42:32] nOgAnOo : I gave 10,000 dollars of my altcoins away drunk one night [2017-01-04 14:42:32] abbey : popcorn [2017-01-04 14:42:38] laisee : tin foil helmet should help [2017-01-04 14:42:41] Headroom : he is not, he is just a uy who needs to stay far away from the mrkets [2017-01-04 14:42:49] anonymous123421 : nOgAnOo: You need to stop drinking [2017-01-04 14:42:55] nOgAnOo : It's 60 dollars for the silver lined helmet [2017-01-04 14:42:59] nOgAnOo : and I lost my money [2017-01-04 14:43:04] nOgAnOo : no mind protection for me [2017-01-04 14:43:18] nOgAnOo : Anonymous, I stopped drinking now.. [2017-01-04 14:43:23] laisee : no need silver, just double lining of tin foil [2017-01-04 14:43:24] nOgAnOo : drank once in the last 2 months [2017-01-04 14:43:27] moo : china can pump any dump up it seems.. [2017-01-04 14:43:58] Rado : did we get some big REKT on H17 on that dump? [2017-01-04 14:44:11] laisee : just nOgAnOo [2017-01-04 14:44:22] nOgAnOo : Yep, still got tears flowing here [2017-01-04 14:44:24] rapidtrades : Rado: sleger caught a bid at 1050 [2017-01-04 14:44:33] nOgAnOo : it hurts to be poor and lose the last of your money [2017-01-04 14:44:34] Rado : he is the master [2017-01-04 14:44:37] nOgAnOo : or micmix's money [2017-01-04 14:44:45] Headroom : you scammed someone too ? [2017-01-04 14:44:48] nOgAnOo : that last 50 i lost was what he gave me after I got rekt [2017-01-04 14:44:52] PARAFFIN : indicators say buy? [2017-01-04 14:44:55] Milkman : Rado: i think it happened so fast rekt bot didnt announce any [2017-01-04 14:44:59] Headroom : everyday you add something to your problems it's insane [2017-01-04 14:45:08] nOgAnOo : Headroom you have no idea [2017-01-04 14:45:11] BTCDJS : nOgAnOo: micmix gave you 50$? [2017-01-04 14:45:14] Headroom : get the f**** out of here [2017-01-04 14:45:19] Headroom : for your future please [2017-01-04 14:45:20] nOgAnOo : Yes BTCDJS [2017-01-04 14:45:28] thomaskikansha : dip got bought it seems [2017-01-04 14:45:35] Milkman : i only see 2 xbth17 margin calls in the archive [2017-01-04 14:45:42] BTCDJS : that was nice of him [2017-01-04 14:45:48] nOgAnOo : Yeah he's awesome [2017-01-04 14:46:00] nOgAnOo : I however am not [2017-01-04 14:46:05] BTCDJS : nOgAnOo: and what did you do with it? [2017-01-04 14:46:11] thomaskikansha : Milkman: can be stop loss triggered [2017-01-04 14:46:23] nOgAnOo : i lost micmix's money he gave me [2017-01-04 14:46:23] Milkman : yeah stop losses were triggered [2017-01-04 14:46:25] fineregex : nOgAnOo: why are you poor? didnt you speak of early bitcoin days, yesterday? [2017-01-04 14:46:39] BTCDJS : nOgAnOo: how? [2017-01-04 14:46:40] nOgAnOo : I could never get in.. never had money coz weed costed so much [2017-01-04 14:46:58] Milkman : i hear ya nOgAnOo [2017-01-04 14:47:08] nOgAnOo : BTCDJS I shorted 1084 [2017-01-04 14:47:10] Milkman : back in the day an ounce of weed was 50 btc [2017-01-04 14:47:17] arbitrage001 : seem like we are on track for new high [2017-01-04 14:47:18] BTCDJS : nOgAnOo: why? [2017-01-04 14:47:27] nOgAnOo : BTCDJS, my mind isn't working right [2017-01-04 14:47:34] nOgAnOo : I've had a cold or something [2017-01-04 14:47:38] nOgAnOo : and didn't sleep last night [2017-01-04 14:47:46] nOgAnOo : I make terrible decisions when I'm tired [2017-01-04 14:47:51] rapidtrades : it's that dam xray gave u a cold [2017-01-04 14:48:02] nOgAnOo : yeah, and the devils minions [2017-01-04 14:48:16] nOgAnOo : spraying chemtrails laced with freeze dried virii [2017-01-04 14:48:21] rapidtrades : or Satan coughed in yo mouth while u slept [2017-01-04 14:48:24] fineregex : nOgAnOo: probably i would have shorted some more thinking of your $50 [2017-01-04 14:48:34] Milkman : spot going up but MM pushing xbth17 down. lol [2017-01-04 14:48:38] BTCDJS : because you went all in 50x [2017-01-04 14:48:46] BTCDJS : nOgAnOo: [2017-01-04 14:48:49] rapidtrades : it was 73x actually [2017-01-04 14:48:50] nOgAnOo : It was 30 [2017-01-04 14:48:52] rowrow : he's just living life [2017-01-04 14:48:59] hobolowbo : what is MM? [2017-01-04 14:49:01] nOgAnOo : but my strategy was always to short more as it goes higher and try to scalp that [2017-01-04 14:49:03] sleger : rapidtrades: only filled for 510 though : XBTH17 2960 1050.01 510 but some more at 1070: XBTH17 2960 1070.01 2960 (few times) [2017-01-04 14:49:12] zach719 : pump [2017-01-04 14:49:14] nOgAnOo : to raise my entry [2017-01-04 14:49:23] rapidtrades : hey he has weed and a japanese gf....he'll be okay [2017-01-04 14:49:25] nOgAnOo : but the buys never get filled [2017-01-04 14:49:33] nOgAnOo : I'm out of weed actually [2017-01-04 14:49:35] nOgAnOo : just decided to quit [2017-01-04 14:49:39] nOgAnOo : can't afford it anymore [2017-01-04 14:49:44] rapidtrades : he'll just never be rich and has to get a job [2017-01-04 14:49:48] nOgAnOo : plus I don't want junkies calling me anymore [2017-01-04 14:49:53] nOgAnOo : I really want a job [2017-01-04 14:49:55] fineregex : nOgAnOo: away to whom? [2017-01-04 14:49:56] nOgAnOo : but I have a warrant out [2017-01-04 14:49:59] BTCDJS : nOgAnOo: you didn't know where to short. You had no strategy [2017-01-04 14:50:10] BTCDJS : you had no plan @nOgAnOo [2017-01-04 14:50:13] Headroom : you remind me a stupif guy met on irc (a canadian) noganoo, who talked about crypto things too [2017-01-04 14:50:22] anonymous123421 : Why would you ever short this market without any real strategy [2017-01-04 14:50:27] sleger : " nOgAnOo: but I have a warrant out" the gift that keeps on giving [2017-01-04 14:50:31] Headroom : god's fault for everything, drug involved, alcoohol and all [2017-01-04 14:51:00] nOgAnOo : not God.. but satan [2017-01-04 14:51:03] Headroom : you private life we don't care serously, don't share your insanity [2017-01-04 14:51:12] tommygunn : nOgAnOo: but I have a warrant out" I hope its parking tickets [2017-01-04 14:51:13] Headroom : this is pathetic man be a man hoy shit [2017-01-04 14:51:14] nOgAnOo : Satan is in charge of all evil.. murders, theft, lying. [2017-01-04 14:51:32] nOgAnOo : Stophunting noganoo... [2017-01-04 14:51:37] BTCDJS : nOgAnOo: Don't trade here anymore. This is the devils house ? [2017-01-04 14:51:54] anonymous123421 : nOgAnOo: Stop trading, go and turn your life around, seriously [2017-01-04 14:51:54] tommygunn : nOgAnOo: we know you are secretly long [2017-01-04 14:51:55] nOgAnOo : I agree, I did amazing on bittrex and polo.. That is where I belong [2017-01-04 14:51:56] y1uy : nOgAnOo: satan is saturn [2017-01-04 14:52:00] nOgAnOo : With the altcoin kiddies [2017-01-04 14:52:08] nOgAnOo : Satan lives on a moon of saturn [2017-01-04 14:52:13] immackay : nOgAnOo: you should have shorted at 1107.63 like I did [2017-01-04 14:52:14] y1uy : no [2017-01-04 14:52:17] nOgAnOo : It's called the Church of Pain [2017-01-04 14:52:18] y1uy : he lives on the north pole of saturn [2017-01-04 14:52:26] nOgAnOo : he has fish tanks full of dead men, women and children [2017-01-04 14:52:33] y1uy : like how bad santa lives on north pole of earth [2017-01-04 14:52:33] rapidtrades : this one time, i saw him spent his image in the chart....he swung prices around so violently that day, I was in awe fof his power [2017-01-04 14:52:49] BTCDJS : Lol [2017-01-04 14:52:51] nOgAnOo : Satan controls all markets and governments [2017-01-04 14:52:55] nOgAnOo : That is in the Bible [2017-01-04 14:53:02] nOgAnOo : he offered all the Kingdoms of the world to Jesus [2017-01-04 14:53:07] nOgAnOo : if Jesus would just bow to him [2017-01-04 14:53:08] y1uy : true, the world is handed to the wicked [2017-01-04 14:53:13] isozy : buy high sell low [2017-01-04 14:53:20] y1uy : but nog [2017-01-04 14:53:21] nOgAnOo : That's my strategy [2017-01-04 14:53:26] BTCDJS : nOgAnOo: you kray [2017-01-04 14:53:26] y1uy : Jesus is fake [2017-01-04 14:53:37] y1uy : You are worshipping esus [2017-01-04 14:53:38] nOgAnOo : I have studied this for 10 years [2017-01-04 14:53:44] y1uy : google "esus" [2017-01-04 14:53:44] Headroom : and see the result [2017-01-04 14:53:46] nOgAnOo : Most religions.. [2017-01-04 14:53:46] Headroom : hahahahaha [2017-01-04 14:53:52] BTCDJS : nOgAnOo: you read the wrong books [2017-01-04 14:54:08] y1uy : esus = satan [2017-01-04 14:54:16] y1uy : jesus = earth pig in latin [2017-01-04 14:54:17] Headroom : banana = fruit [2017-01-04 14:54:18] nOgAnOo : If Jesus is fake then how do you explain the guy mowing my lawn? [2017-01-04 14:54:30] y1uy : science [2017-01-04 14:54:36] nOgAnOo : *turns atheist joke against them* [2017-01-04 14:54:41] y1uy : nog [2017-01-04 14:54:42] fineregex : BTCDJS: negating sentences wont safe you. thats preschool [2017-01-04 14:54:45] y1uy : you are worshipping a earth pic [2017-01-04 14:54:45] Headroom : it was a joke ? [2017-01-04 14:54:47] y1uy : pig* [2017-01-04 14:54:53] nOgAnOo : Jesus is real [2017-01-04 14:54:58] y1uy : je = earth sus = pig in latin [2017-01-04 14:54:59] nOgAnOo : I've been touched by Him twice [2017-01-04 14:55:03] Headroom : hippie jesus maybe near Goa [2017-01-04 14:55:07] BTCDJS : fineregex: wat? [2017-01-04 14:55:26] noobery : hey guys, what is unrealised PNL? I had 0.0044 in unrealised and -0.0016 in realised and when i closed the trade all that happened was that I lost the -0.0016 [2017-01-04 14:55:28] y1uy : nog you need to accept ABBA PHOS the real father [2017-01-04 14:55:42] nOgAnOo : YAHWEH is the Father [2017-01-04 14:56:02] nOgAnOo : His name is spelled on our face [2017-01-04 14:56:04] nOgAnOo : Y [2017-01-04 14:56:04] nOgAnOo : A [2017-01-04 14:56:05] nOgAnOo : H [2017-01-04 14:56:11] Headroom : blah... [2017-01-04 14:56:16] y1uy : yahweh is saturn [2017-01-04 14:56:19] Headroom : just insane... and pathetic what a sad show [2017-01-04 14:56:22] y1uy : el = saturn [2017-01-04 14:56:30] y1uy : yahweh is el [2017-01-04 14:56:32] y1uy : electron [2017-01-04 14:56:42] anonymous123421 : noobery: You need to look at the market price to determine your profit [2017-01-04 14:56:45] nOgAnOo : So, evolution is fake [2017-01-04 14:56:49] nOgAnOo : macro evolution [2017-01-04 14:56:49] fineregex : abba is a bit of a bore, they just got a talent, a wonderful thing [2017-01-04 14:57:01] nOgAnOo : A black hole is infinitely small and dense [2017-01-04 14:57:02] y1uy : fineregex: wut? [2017-01-04 14:57:12] y1uy : the real jesus is ZEUS [2017-01-04 14:57:15] nOgAnOo : impossible to evolve.. an all powerful Creator had to have created black holes [2017-01-04 14:57:23] noobery : anonymous123421: thing is, the market price was quite a bit higher than what i bought at [2017-01-04 14:57:27] nOgAnOo : That is Proof of God [2017-01-04 14:57:28] fineregex : @y1uy everyone listens when you start to sing [2017-01-04 14:57:31] laisee : can't tell if I'm on Polo or Bitmex looking at the troll boc [2017-01-04 14:57:31] Rado : nOgAnOo: black holes are fake too [2017-01-04 14:57:55] Rado : laisee: 975 users [2017-01-04 14:57:57] y1uy : nOgAnOo: you know jesus means hail zeus right? [2017-01-04 14:58:09] fineregex : false [2017-01-04 14:58:11] nOgAnOo : That's what Satan wants you to think [2017-01-04 14:58:13] BitMEX_Sam : @all Keep it at least somewhat related to trading please [2017-01-04 14:58:14] Rado : we need a bigger dump to 900 to get rid of 300 users [2017-01-04 14:58:18] Headroom : so science gave the proof god exists to naganoo... yeah seems logic to me again [2017-01-04 14:58:19] laisee : content-wise ... [2017-01-04 14:58:22] fineregex : BitMEX_Sam: why? [2017-01-04 14:58:24] nOgAnOo : We're trading Truth, Sam :) [2017-01-04 14:58:34] y1uy : nOgAnOo: whats what the edited bible wants you to think [2017-01-04 14:58:45] nOgAnOo : Sam, I have no more trading to talk about.. lost my last 230 dollars this morning [2017-01-04 14:58:48] nOgAnOo : Completely rekt [2017-01-04 14:58:48] Headroom : 3 centuries ago fanatics knew about black hole and hole seems logic again [2017-01-04 14:58:50] BTCDJS : Rado: lol [2017-01-04 14:59:01] y1uy : nOgAnOo: maybe you will have more luck if you didnt worship saturn [2017-01-04 14:59:35] gustavo7 : are we gonna gravitate to the CNY premium at 1132? [2017-01-04 14:59:39] BTCDJS : nOgAnOo: anyway mate. You're skint aren't you? We will see you later [2017-01-04 14:59:46] nOgAnOo : Here is the positive things about my rektage. [2017-01-04 14:59:53] y1uy : nOgAnOo: just playing with u man [2017-01-04 14:59:56] nOgAnOo : 1.) You guys got my money. [2017-01-04 15:00:08] nOgAnOo : 2.) It's making me re-evaluate my dirtbag lifestyle [2017-01-04 15:00:32] nOgAnOo : 3.) Helping to pay Sam's wages.. <3 Sam [2017-01-04 15:00:41] y1uy : did u long the top nogg:? [2017-01-04 15:00:44] noobery : hey guys, what is unrealised PNL? I had 0.0044 in unrealised and -0.0016 in realised and when i closed the trade all that happened was that I lost the -0.0016 [2017-01-04 15:00:50] nOgAnOo : shorted 1084 man [2017-01-04 15:00:56] BTCDJS : What the actual fuck lol [2017-01-04 15:01:14] nOgAnOo : noob, that is based off Mark Price [2017-01-04 15:01:23] nOgAnOo : which I believe is an average of certain exchanges [2017-01-04 15:01:30] nOgAnOo : not the price of this exchange [2017-01-04 15:01:31] REKT : Have a bowl of chop-chop suey! [2017-01-04 15:01:31] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBCH17`: buy 1000 @ 8232.8 [2017-01-04 15:01:40] tommygunn : noobery: yes you lost 16 cents [2017-01-04 15:01:51] Alls : yuan back to 7900 soon again [2017-01-04 15:01:52] zach719 : pump [2017-01-04 15:01:53] Alls : with it happen again [2017-01-04 15:01:55] noobery : nOgAnOo: ok i see, but the market price was higher than what i bought at [2017-01-04 15:01:58] Alls : will* [2017-01-04 15:02:09] nOgAnOo : noob, you probably market closed [2017-01-04 15:02:14] nOgAnOo : so you paid the taker fee [2017-01-04 15:02:16] noobery : yah i did [2017-01-04 15:02:24] nOgAnOo : if you make an order and someone else takes it then you get paid the maker fee [2017-01-04 15:02:26] noobery : ohh im so confused now [2017-01-04 15:02:30] nOgAnOo : which is 1/3 of bitmex fees [2017-01-04 15:02:38] nOgAnOo : you will get it after a couple of days [2017-01-04 15:02:45] nOgAnOo : there's a dozen new things to learn here [2017-01-04 15:03:01] anonymous123421 : Just be careful with fees and stuff, read the documentation [2017-01-04 15:03:01] noobery : so how should i close something? [2017-01-04 15:03:13] nOgAnOo : But don't go chasing fees and overtrade.. you'll get rekt [2017-01-04 15:03:23] nOgAnOo : choose a longer term low leverage position and sit on it [2017-01-04 15:03:32] noobery : oh ok [2017-01-04 15:03:32] nOgAnOo : scalping does not work here without bots [2017-01-04 15:03:33] anonymous123421 : Choose a price close to the market and click close. Look at the orderbook to price it. [2017-01-04 15:03:44] BTCDJS : BitMEX_Sam: maybe you can employ @nOgAnOo as an admin for one free $10 trade a day [2017-01-04 15:03:49] sleger : noobery: you're getting advice from someone who just got completely REKT [2017-01-04 15:03:58] noobery : thanks guys [2017-01-04 15:04:14] Headroom : yeah you right, bitmex, hire a really insane guy [2017-01-04 15:04:26] Headroom : will be fun to animate the room :D [2017-01-04 15:04:29] nOgAnOo : At least I know I'm crazy [2017-01-04 15:04:35] noobery : well, not much better than myself i just got completely rekt on another site with that fkn weird spike [2017-01-04 15:04:39] tommygunn : noobery: stay cool and dont get rekt [2017-01-04 15:04:53] y1uy : nOgAnOo: u shouldnt trust yourself with money, i was at that stage too.. you should paper trade man till u learn all mistakes [2017-01-04 15:04:55] zach719 : what happened to the insane premium? [2017-01-04 15:05:11] nOgAnOo : y1uy, I was stubborn and foolish [2017-01-04 15:05:12] y1uy : nOgAnOo: good luck and blessings to you though [2017-01-04 15:05:20] nOgAnOo : Thanks, I have a way out of this [2017-01-04 15:05:24] anonymous123421 : You can paper trade on here> [2017-01-04 15:05:28] anonymous123421 : ? [2017-01-04 15:05:29] y1uy : yes you can [2017-01-04 15:05:36] nOgAnOo : I get steem payments weekly plus I have thousands of dollars of antiques [2017-01-04 15:05:43] nOgAnOo : I just want to save for a house [2017-01-04 15:05:49] nOgAnOo : for me and my hot japanese girlfriend [2017-01-04 15:05:52] y1uy : nog, just set your plan for success and stick to it no matter what [2017-01-04 15:05:59] Headroom : so many stories [2017-01-04 15:06:26] BTCDJS : The man surprises me with every new sentence [2017-01-04 15:06:27] anonymous123421 : nOgAnOo: Sell those antiques and invest the money long term [2017-01-04 15:06:28] nOgAnOo : My eventual plan is gardening robotics. I've got a few of them designed already [2017-01-04 15:06:47] nOgAnOo : I just got 149,900% profit on some camel cash [2017-01-04 15:07:10] nOgAnOo : paid 2 pennies each in a bulk pack and sold some of the C-note 4 dollar bills for 50 dollars! [2017-01-04 15:07:19] anonymous123421 : nOgAnOo: What's camel cash? [2017-01-04 15:07:19] nOgAnOo : So at least I have some money in paypal [2017-01-04 15:07:35] nOgAnOo : as soon as the paypal funds get released I am sure to 100x short Bitcoin again [2017-01-04 15:07:50] y1uy : nOgAnOo: not sure if youre trolling or serious [2017-01-04 15:07:58] nOgAnOo : That was a joke [2017-01-04 15:08:04] nOgAnOo : I hope [2017-01-04 15:08:10] BTCDJS : You have 1000s of $ and you got micmix to give you 50$? Playa [2017-01-04 15:08:15] nOgAnOo : no [2017-01-04 15:08:19] nOgAnOo : I have 0 in BTC [2017-01-04 15:08:27] nOgAnOo : I have 120 locked in paypal for a couple more days [2017-01-04 15:08:34] nOgAnOo : I spent all my steem money on ebay stuff tho [2017-01-04 15:08:43] nOgAnOo : So I have a pretty comfortable life [2017-01-04 15:08:48] nOgAnOo : other than not having any cash or weed [2017-01-04 15:08:51] Headroom : but you cry here eryday ? [2017-01-04 15:08:53] Headroom : seems legit [2017-01-04 15:09:13] nOgAnOo : It was all of my money, Headroom [2017-01-04 15:09:24] nOgAnOo : I need about 10,000 dollars for life expenses [2017-01-04 15:09:25] Headroom : and ? [2017-01-04 15:09:26] BTCDJS : Headroom: he said earlier this is therapy for him [2017-01-04 15:09:31] nOgAnOo : can't get a job because I'm wanted by the police [2017-01-04 15:09:44] nOgAnOo : so I have to sit at home all the time [2017-01-04 15:09:45] Headroom : this is a charitable place here maybe ? [2017-01-04 15:09:47] sleger : for what ?