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[2016-12-29 22:41:44] Angelika : modifying it because it needs to be most efficient
[2016-12-29 22:42:03] micmix : Angelika: forgot to ask, are you on swap?
[2016-12-29 22:42:05] Angelika : I noticed some problems even though it was making money
[2016-12-29 22:42:12] Angelika : yes micmix
[2016-12-29 22:42:15] rapidtrades : problems?
[2016-12-29 22:42:16] micmix : cool
[2016-12-29 22:42:18] Angelika : I am on the best ask right now
[2016-12-29 22:42:19] Angelika : :-)
[2016-12-29 22:42:47] Angelika : rapidtrades: like I was moving the order to fast and not giving it a chance to execute
[2016-12-29 22:43:04] Angelika : so it will eventually execute at a better price if the direction was in my favour
[2016-12-29 22:43:18] Angelika : however if it wasn't it will execute at a loss
[2016-12-29 22:43:42] rapidtrades : ok
[2016-12-29 22:43:49] Angelika : so it's better to eliminate the position fast even if you make a small profit
[2016-12-29 22:43:53] Angelika : that is what I updated
[2016-12-29 22:44:09] rapidtrades : micmix: do u concur?
[2016-12-29 22:44:29] micmix : the correct answer is "it depends"
[2016-12-29 22:44:32] Angelika : micmix: I noticed a couple of other new MMs
[2016-12-29 22:44:33] MrRGnome : =D yeah micmix do you concur?
[2016-12-29 22:44:55] MikeHunt : if you shorted with leverage at 950 would u hold now?
[2016-12-29 22:44:59] Angelika : one annoying that quotes 5000
[2016-12-29 22:45:11] rapidtrades : that smells like sleger
[2016-12-29 22:45:27] micmix : I doubt it
[2016-12-29 22:45:32] Angelika : micmix: what is your size?
[2016-12-29 22:45:39] rapidtrades : 5k loool
[2016-12-29 22:45:50] micmix : variable size
[2016-12-29 22:46:00] MrRGnome : I love this conversation.
[2016-12-29 22:46:30] Angelika : micmix: so you change even the base order size?
[2016-12-29 22:46:39] micmix : yep
[2016-12-29 22:46:39] MrRGnome : don't give them any more help, vague as it is
[2016-12-29 22:46:43] MrRGnome : let them learnt he hard way
[2016-12-29 22:47:04] micmix : I'm just having fun here
[2016-12-29 22:47:08] MrRGnome : I can tell
[2016-12-29 22:47:13] Angelika : MrRGnome: are you a MM?
[2016-12-29 22:47:20] MrRGnome : nah I trade trends
[2016-12-29 22:47:29] rapidtrades : then stay out of this
[2016-12-29 22:47:32] MrRGnome : but I know enough about it to enjoy this conversation
[2016-12-29 22:47:34] Angelika : talking about it and writing the code are two different things
[2016-12-29 22:47:57] Angelika : I can tell even if you give all concepts to most people they will not be able to code a good bot
[2016-12-29 22:48:06] MrRGnome : I'm not even in it, just yelling from the peanut gallery and enjoying myself
[2016-12-29 22:48:42] Angelika : micmix: my biggest problem is change in volatility
[2016-12-29 22:48:45] micmix : Angelika: I can link you a couple of papers but it's phd level math
[2016-12-29 22:48:53] Angelika : please
[2016-12-29 22:49:00] rapidtrades : what the actual f*ck
[2016-12-29 22:49:09] rapidtrades : i have to learn math to do this shit now?
[2016-12-29 22:49:14] MrRGnome : hahaha
[2016-12-29 22:49:19] MrRGnome : oh my sides
[2016-12-29 22:49:22] rapidtrades : I'm not even done with programming yet
[2016-12-29 22:49:22] JuriFX : bulls having some trouble...
[2016-12-29 22:49:30] Angelika : actually some complex math if you want to be successful
[2016-12-29 22:49:56] MoneySeeMoneyDo : should be a good day to short.
[2016-12-29 22:50:11] rapidtrades : I'm already successful, im just looking to diversify
[2016-12-29 22:50:40] justinlooking : automate all the things
[2016-12-29 22:50:43] Angelika : micmix: I know what you said about volatility, but is it possible to change the spread dynamically based on the change in the spread of everyone else
[2016-12-29 22:50:51] nOgAnOo : MrGnome, you should be more helpful of noobs. It's fresh money coming into the exchange.
[2016-12-29 22:51:06] MrRGnome : hey if there is one thing I am it's super helpful to nubs
[2016-12-29 22:51:06] Angelika : this way I don't care about external sources and only adjust based on what others are doing :-)
[2016-12-29 22:51:42] nOgAnOo : Ok guys, it's BitMex group hug time, who's in?
[2016-12-29 22:51:56] MrRGnome : I'm in but only if I get to eb next to rapidtrades
[2016-12-29 22:52:08] MrRGnome : I want to feel his warm embrace
[2016-12-29 22:52:10] justinlooking : rado bbands for volatility and rsi for velocity
[2016-12-29 22:52:16] rapidtrades : Angelika: looks like ur trying to make changes too quickly, the bot is not properly tested yet
[2016-12-29 22:52:33] micmix : Angelika: it's possible, doesn;t mean it's always a good idea
[2016-12-29 22:52:40] Angelika : rapidtrades: that's what my Wife said
[2016-12-29 22:52:54] Angelika : I am not very patient
[2016-12-29 22:53:10] Angelika : 1 day watching it is enough for me to know it can be better
[2016-12-29 22:53:22] micmix : google "high frequency market making" by carmona and webster
[2016-12-29 22:53:35] Angelika : thanks micmix
[2016-12-29 22:53:36] JuriFX : LOL “I fear the day technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.” Albert Einstein
[2016-12-29 22:54:58] rapidtrades : micmix: are these guys academics or traders?
[2016-12-29 22:55:01] Angelika : micmix: Lockhadge is always in front of me
[2016-12-29 22:55:14] Angelika : but because my size is very small it doesn't matter much
[2016-12-29 22:55:20] micmix : Angelika: "a learning market-maker in the Glosten-Milgrom model" by Sanmay Das for a different approach
[2016-12-29 22:55:29] nOgAnOo : Rapidtrades, I'm going to do my best to learn the math.
[2016-12-29 22:55:42] micmix : rapidtrades: academics of course, traders don't publish papers
[2016-12-29 22:55:43] Angelika : micmix: cool, will check them out
[2016-12-29 22:56:16] rapidtrades : micmix: some traders do
[2016-12-29 22:56:32] nOgAnOo : Thanks for the resources, micmix
[2016-12-29 22:57:11] BitMEX_Greg : micmix: :+1: the GM model was revolutionary
[2016-12-29 22:58:43] micmix : and I hope you all read the classic "Options, futures and other derivatives" by Hull before coming here to trade derivatives ;-)
[2016-12-29 22:59:01] nOgAnOo : I can't wait to be able to understand this math. I love to learn.
[2016-12-29 22:59:01] rapidtrades : that's really dry
[2016-12-29 22:59:25] rapidtrades : hard to relate material if ur trading crypto
[2016-12-29 22:59:35] BitMEX_Greg : I have a really good thesis on Market Making too I did a number of years back if you are interested: https://ses.library.usyd.edu.au/handle/2123/4076
[2016-12-29 22:59:53] micmix : BitMEX_Greg: thanks Greg, will read
[2016-12-29 22:59:57] Angelika : micmix: I started making money when I started using stop orders
[2016-12-29 23:00:31] Angelika : of course many other things are important
[2016-12-29 23:00:31] justinlooking : rado: subtract own activeorders from orderbook, it gets very racy but cannot think of a better way
[2016-12-29 23:01:33] micmix : BitMEX_Greg: The University of Sydney :+1:
[2016-12-29 23:01:47] rapidtrades : Angelika: u mean the bot? or u speaking in general
[2016-12-29 23:02:03] BitMEX_Greg : micmix: :)
[2016-12-29 23:02:10] Angelika : in general rapidtrades
[2016-12-29 23:02:26] BitMEX_Greg : micmix: :smiley: rather
[2016-12-29 23:02:27] Angelika : before I started trading crypto futures
[2016-12-29 23:02:43] Angelika : BitMEX_Greg: where are you located now?
[2016-12-29 23:02:49] BitMEX_Greg : in New York now
[2016-12-29 23:03:00] Angelika : I will be in Sydney end of February
[2016-12-29 23:03:02] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 15000 @ 1022.96
[2016-12-29 23:03:44] sleger : Angelika: yeah very close to new york, thanks for letting him know
[2016-12-29 23:03:59] Angelika : sleger: lol
[2016-12-29 23:04:01] BitMEX_Greg : haha
[2016-12-29 23:04:08] BitMEX_Greg : Angelika: No worries, make sure you try Oporto in Sydney
[2016-12-29 23:04:25] rapidtrades : sleger: mcmix gave us all ur secrets
[2016-12-29 23:04:34] Angelika : as soon as someone post something dumb sleger appears out of nowhere
[2016-12-29 23:04:42] mjones : Damn it bounced hard
[2016-12-29 23:04:57] Angelika : BitMEX_Greg: will do
[2016-12-29 23:05:22] JuriFX : go bulls!!!!!
[2016-12-29 23:05:27] JuriFX : -.-
[2016-12-29 23:05:34] rapidtrades : 1k tonight!
[2016-12-29 23:05:35] nOgAnOo : Woohoo go Bitcorn
[2016-12-29 23:05:37] mjones : $60 premium again
[2016-12-29 23:06:00] mjones : Ath xbth17 open contracts
[2016-12-29 23:06:06] mjones : Dip bought hard
[2016-12-29 23:06:15] rapidtrades : they are clearly wiaitng for okc settlement
[2016-12-29 23:06:22] rapidtrades : i see two options here
[2016-12-29 23:06:27] rapidtrades : 1. we rally pre-settlement
[2016-12-29 23:06:37] rapidtrades : 2. we rally post-settlement
[2016-12-29 23:06:56] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 383 @ 963.65
[2016-12-29 23:06:58] sleger : 2 option ones ?
[2016-12-29 23:07:06] rapidtrades : yeah it's a bug
[2016-12-29 23:07:09] sleger : what's option 3 ?
[2016-12-29 23:07:14] sleger : oh a "bug"
[2016-12-29 23:07:17] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 75 @ 964.52
[2016-12-29 23:07:25] sleger : a bug your mom made ?
[2016-12-29 23:07:25] Angelika : BitMEX_Greg: this one?http://www.oporto.com.au/locations/sydney-cbd-sydney-central-plaza/
[2016-12-29 23:07:50] BTCDJS : sleger: why you gotta bring Rapids mom into this?
[2016-12-29 23:08:06] sleger : revenge
[2016-12-29 23:08:07] BitMEX_Greg : Yeah thats the one, they have multiple locations all over Sydney. It started out next to Bondi beach, so naturally the most famous burger is the Bondi burger
[2016-12-29 23:08:12] BTCDJS : Disrespectful
[2016-12-29 23:08:25] Angelika : cool
[2016-12-29 23:08:53] MrRGnome : BTCDJS: disrespecting rapidtrades is the only way to keep him under control, otherwise he needs a temp ban to cool off in the corner.
[2016-12-29 23:09:41] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 70001 @ 965.72 **MEGA-REKT** :boom:
[2016-12-29 23:09:59] javierstone : wow
[2016-12-29 23:10:33] BTCDJS : MrRGnome: why does he need to be kept under control? You scared of him?
[2016-12-29 23:11:19] MrRGnome : Nah, in reality he's just a very egregious troll himself and so he gets it about as well as he dishes it.
[2016-12-29 23:11:22] justinlooking : i bet that was emirate again lol
[2016-12-29 23:11:40] sleger : did Tetsuo get rekt too ?
[2016-12-29 23:11:44] sleger : like prince habibi
[2016-12-29 23:12:01] rapidtrades : idk i haven't seen Tetsuo here lately
[2016-12-29 23:12:30] BTCDJS : 70k? Jeez
[2016-12-29 23:13:00] javierstone : volume is picking up again
[2016-12-29 23:13:05] javierstone : better than yesterday
[2016-12-29 23:13:15] BTCDJS : these REKT notifications should add the leverage size so we can have a chuckle
[2016-12-29 23:13:36] Angelika : rapidtrades: I think Tetsuo is now Mr.T
[2016-12-29 23:13:40] Angelika : or whatever his nick was
[2016-12-29 23:13:50] Angelika : same dark and gloomy comments
[2016-12-29 23:14:01] nOgAnOo : OH NO
[2016-12-29 23:16:43] MikeHunt : ive learnt a lesson here, bitmex is always ahead of the chinese exchanges
[2016-12-29 23:16:58] javierstone : MikeHunt: ^
[2016-12-29 23:17:04] javierstone : mikehunt yer killing it still
[2016-12-29 23:17:06] MikeHunt : i got raped on a 950 short cuz of that
[2016-12-29 23:17:17] MikeHunt : thought i was shorting huobi in time, big mistake :/
[2016-12-29 23:18:18] Rado : back to the manual trading account as things are getting interesting
[2016-12-29 23:19:09] narnarfromnarnia : its like these traders have data on what liq prices are
[2016-12-29 23:19:14] narnarfromnarnia : for people on specific margins
[2016-12-29 23:19:20] narnarfromnarnia : wtf
[2016-12-29 23:19:24] Angelika : narnarfromnarnia: they don't
[2016-12-29 23:19:29] Headroom : what a good idea to short btc anyway
[2016-12-29 23:19:33] BTCDJS : MikeHunt: bitmex index is mixed 0kcoin Bitstamp and bitfinex
[2016-12-29 23:19:34] Angelika : it only seem to you that way
[2016-12-29 23:19:48] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: that explains it then
[2016-12-29 23:19:55] DangerandPlay : getting raped by these perpetual swap lending fees :(
[2016-12-29 23:22:32] sleger : fees are negative
[2016-12-29 23:22:42] sleger : you get paid to long bitcoin
[2016-12-29 23:22:46] sleger : retarded
[2016-12-29 23:22:49] freefall : he is short
[2016-12-29 23:23:17] sleger : well then he earned a lot before so he shouldnt complain
[2016-12-29 23:23:37] freefall : people are always complaining when loosing money
[2016-12-29 23:23:49] freefall : me either
[2016-12-29 23:24:50] sleger : i closed most of my short in swap
[2016-12-29 23:25:00] sleger : XBTUSD -194342 is what i have left
[2016-12-29 23:25:20] freefall : your rich guy then ;)
[2016-12-29 23:25:21] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 4690 @ 966.84
[2016-12-29 23:25:26] MikeHunt : so if i buy contracts i get paid?
[2016-12-29 23:25:32] narnarfromnarnia : alright im done
[2016-12-29 23:25:36] sleger : MikeHunt: you're a genius arent you ?
[2016-12-29 23:25:38] narnarfromnarnia : fuck
[2016-12-29 23:25:48] freefall : depends
[2016-12-29 23:25:49] sleger : narnarfromnarnia: dont short bitcoin dont
[2016-12-29 23:25:54] MikeHunt : sleger: im still pretty new here, no need to be so harsh...
[2016-12-29 23:26:05] freefall : you better go long in btc :D
[2016-12-29 23:26:07] sleger : yet everyone seems to hate you
[2016-12-29 23:26:17] freefall : there will be the day when cash gets prohobited
[2016-12-29 23:26:32] MikeHunt : sleger: ive noticed the ppl that hate me tend to have the most vulgar language around here
[2016-12-29 23:26:33] freefall : u want to be prepared then
[2016-12-29 23:26:36] Rado : MikeHunt: he has to be harsh, otherwise you don't learn anything
[2016-12-29 23:26:40] Rado : ;-)
[2016-12-29 23:26:51] freefall : thats traders language i guess xDD
[2016-12-29 23:27:01] sleger : MikeHunt: maybe that's the reaction you create in people
[2016-12-29 23:27:22] javierstone : sleger: therapist child
[2016-12-29 23:27:25] MikeHunt : sleger: ive noticed only evil people tend to show it
[2016-12-29 23:28:06] sleger : MikeHunt: even harry potter got upset when he faced Voldemort
[2016-12-29 23:28:32] china : just playing
[2016-12-29 23:28:32] MikeHunt : sleger: so did a few others when i said 7k would be touch n drop, and then it happened
[2016-12-29 23:28:33] javierstone : MikeHunt: tell us about yourself
[2016-12-29 23:28:35] javierstone : you live in the UK
[2016-12-29 23:28:39] javierstone : what else?
[2016-12-29 23:28:41] MikeHunt : javierstone: so do you?
[2016-12-29 23:28:50] javierstone : MikeHunt: nope
[2016-12-29 23:28:59] MikeHunt : javierstone: french?
[2016-12-29 23:29:06] javierstone : nah
[2016-12-29 23:29:10] sleger : MikeHunt: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-12-28/4-out-5-middle-aged-brits-are-fat-lazy-drunks-new-study-finds
[2016-12-29 23:29:13] MikeHunt : javierstone: where?
[2016-12-29 23:29:20] javierstone : MikeHunt: don't worry bout it
[2016-12-29 23:29:28] freefall : german?
[2016-12-29 23:29:32] sleger : javier is spanish not french
[2016-12-29 23:29:49] MikeHunt : yeh his name is but i didnt want to assume
[2016-12-29 23:29:54] javierstone : ahahahha
[2016-12-29 23:29:59] sleger : yet you assumed he was french
[2016-12-29 23:30:00] javierstone : yer such a knob its amazing
[2016-12-29 23:30:08] MikeHunt : being french would have been more convenient
[2016-12-29 23:30:14] javierstone : its the fuking internet mike relax
[2016-12-29 23:30:22] javierstone : i'm a stranger from the internet u can assume whatever u want
[2016-12-29 23:30:25] Headroom : I still have a bigger than you all :>
[2016-12-29 23:30:27] sleger : he's just a fat lazy drunk brit
[2016-12-29 23:30:51] MikeHunt : sleger you from UK?
[2016-12-29 23:30:53] justinlooking : u rang
[2016-12-29 23:30:57] justinlooking : oh
[2016-12-29 23:31:43] sleger : MikeHunt: im french
[2016-12-29 23:32:08] rapidtrades : sleger: settle down number two
[2016-12-29 23:32:17] MikeHunt : sleger: im beginning to a see pattern here...
[2016-12-29 23:32:28] javierstone : ^therapist child
[2016-12-29 23:32:36] MikeHunt : euros are mad at us for brexit
[2016-12-29 23:32:38] javierstone : UR SUCH A MOTHERFUKN SON OF A THERAPIST
[2016-12-29 23:32:53] Headroom : "coconut bananas"
[2016-12-29 23:33:16] china : my lawyers Mom was a therapist. He turned out alright
[2016-12-29 23:33:22] sleger : rapidtrades: whatsup watson
[2016-12-29 23:34:44] Headroom : do you realise it is starting to be ridiculous ? and ? what next ? french are so bad ? UK are lazy ? french bashing was created by some politics a long time ago to argument something then people used it with no sens, UK lazy people people ? ok all recent EU studies give this impression but they are cool people, what about who still has the biggest thing in his pant ? ME :>
[2016-12-29 23:34:53] sleger : europe should invade uk and finish it with the inbred fat lazy drunk brits
[2016-12-29 23:34:54] Headroom : and now, I'm running naked eating an apple
[2016-12-29 23:36:01] Ben : sleger: be prepared for a fight
[2016-12-29 23:36:44] MikeHunt : they can hate all they want, we are deleveraged from the EU, its going to be real rough for them in the future
[2016-12-29 23:36:58] MikeHunt : Turkey is still holding 3million migrants it may send EU's way
[2016-12-29 23:37:07] MikeHunt : when the banks fail and the welfare stops
[2016-12-29 23:37:10] MikeHunt : then it will be carnage
[2016-12-29 23:37:14] MikeHunt : UK will shut the doors
[2016-12-29 23:37:23] MikeHunt : you'll all be left to rot in liberal hell
[2016-12-29 23:37:36] nOgAnOo : Happy New years all
[2016-12-29 23:37:48] javierstone : we're looking inside the dark heart of brittish stupity right here
[2016-12-29 23:37:49] MoneySeeMoneyDo : sips tea
[2016-12-29 23:38:01] MikeHunt : javierstone: stupid? you like your isis migrants?
[2016-12-29 23:38:06] MikeHunt : keep em
[2016-12-29 23:38:06] Headroom : you need to eat more apples @MikeHunt
[2016-12-29 23:38:14] javierstone : MikeHunt: thats not the question
[2016-12-29 23:38:20] Headroom : and run naked? I don't care where until it works
[2016-12-29 23:38:21] nOgAnOo : God Bless Donald Trump!
[2016-12-29 23:38:34] MikeHunt : Headroom: you a continental as well?
[2016-12-29 23:38:41] MoneySeeMoneyDo : guys its been fun but i have some charts to read
[2016-12-29 23:38:46] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: yeh i bet on him, won big, same with brexit
[2016-12-29 23:38:56] Headroom : no but I don't understand the point to know it
[2016-12-29 23:39:03] MikeHunt : oh the anger after brexit, it was fun to tease the remainians
[2016-12-29 23:39:06] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: buy 130000 @ 967.53 **EPIC REKT** :unamused: :confounded: :astonished:
[2016-12-29 23:39:14] nOgAnOo : Trump is my President
[2016-12-29 23:39:24] nOgAnOo : 130000!!!!
[2016-12-29 23:39:35] nOgAnOo : Long on rope.
[2016-12-29 23:39:35] javierstone : wow
[2016-12-29 23:39:51] ett1 : trump will never dump
[2016-12-29 23:40:04] ett1 : h loves china
[2016-12-29 23:40:11] Naloxone : godness
[2016-12-29 23:40:20] MikeHunt : china needs democracy like russia got
[2016-12-29 23:40:30] nOgAnOo : Trump seems to be working closely with China, Russia and Mexico
[2016-12-29 23:40:58] MikeHunt : if trump can mend relations with russia it can prevent china warring as it collapses
[2016-12-29 23:41:06] nOgAnOo : I am still bursting with joy over his election, I even quit drinking alcohol.
[2016-12-29 23:41:34] javierstone : this chat is a mindfuk
[2016-12-29 23:41:45] Cryptonary : nOgAnOo: me 2 but just because clinton didnt win
[2016-12-29 23:41:53] nOgAnOo : h0h0!
[2016-12-29 23:42:13] nOgAnOo : I started a new account on Steemit called "real-news"
[2016-12-29 23:42:36] nOgAnOo : Time to go short guys
[2016-12-29 23:42:48] nOgAnOo : low leverage.. we're not going past 1060 are we?
[2016-12-29 23:43:04] nOgAnOo : i mean 1060 USD on teh Swap
[2016-12-29 23:43:36] nOgAnOo : Or is this the moon we have all been awaiting. The second coming of Satoshi..
[2016-12-29 23:44:33] justinlooking : thy will be rekt
[2016-12-29 23:45:15] javierstone : nOgAnOo: don't see muhc of a difference between 1001 adn 1060 tbh
[2016-12-29 23:45:29] javierstone : in terms of liquidity price
[2016-12-29 23:46:00] Headroom : casino style
[2016-12-29 23:54:30] PARAFFIN : haha why didnt i buy the dip -.-
[2016-12-29 23:54:35] BTCDJS : [23:39] REKT: Liquidated short on XBTUSD: buy 130000 @ 967.53 EPIC REKT ? ? ?
[2016-12-29 23:54:41] BTCDJS : Wtf?
[2016-12-29 23:54:49] nOgAnOo : Poor chap
[2016-12-29 23:55:16] BTCDJS : anyone got a light?
[2016-12-29 23:55:37] PARAFFIN : yes me
[2016-12-29 23:56:26] BTCDJS : ?
[2016-12-29 23:56:52] MikeHunt : all these rekts make my losses look like peanuts
[2016-12-29 23:56:56] javierstone : the sell book is crazy
[2016-12-29 23:57:06] PARAFFIN : yee
[2016-12-29 23:57:34] PARAFFIN : sb ddos
[2016-12-29 23:58:23] nOgAnOo : Anyone wanna sell 200 into the top of the March 31st for me?
[2016-12-29 23:58:31] ett1 : hi
[2016-12-29 23:58:37] nOgAnOo : I will trade you an eternal friendship contract.
[2016-12-29 23:58:43] rullwull : nice spike in forex, my GU longs are f....ng profitable
[2016-12-29 23:59:36] rullwull : made more btc in one GU trade than the monthly crypto rally
[2016-12-29 23:59:43] ett1 : nOgAnOo: got some love at a discount
[2016-12-29 23:59:57] javierstone : rullwull: whats GU?
[2016-12-30 00:00:00] anduck : gu?
[2016-12-30 00:00:08] rullwull : gpbusd
[2016-12-30 00:00:30] rullwull : had 1/500 leverage
[2016-12-30 00:01:00] BTCDJS : Simplefx?
[2016-12-30 00:01:08] rullwull : over 75 btc profit!!!
[2016-12-30 00:01:16] rullwull : yes, simplefx
[2016-12-30 00:01:30] BTCDJS : Some boy
[2016-12-30 00:02:08] ett1 : rullwull: nice. do they pay out
[2016-12-30 00:02:32] rullwull : always
[2016-12-30 00:02:37] BTCDJS : rullwull: https://twitter.com/cryptorca/status/814621740940791808
[2016-12-30 00:02:47] BTCDJS : Adam and Eve
[2016-12-30 00:02:55] BTCDJS : get on it
[2016-12-30 00:03:46] ett1 : rullwull: cool. i might try it
[2016-12-30 00:04:22] zach719 : rullwull: what is simplefx?
[2016-12-30 00:05:12] BTCDJS : zach719: it's an exchange where you can get rekt quicker than here with 500x
[2016-12-30 00:05:30] rullwull : zach719: fx broker where u can trade forex with crypto
[2016-12-30 00:06:02] PARAFFIN : is simplefx good?
[2016-12-30 00:06:18] rullwull : its not an exchange, its broker
[2016-12-30 00:06:32] zach719 : rullwull: what makes it better than bitmex?
[2016-12-30 00:06:33] rullwull : yes, very good @PARAFFIN
[2016-12-30 00:06:45] zach719 : BTCDJS: lmao
[2016-12-30 00:07:38] rullwull : zach719: did u ever trade fx? its different, there is no order book, there is a spread
[2016-12-30 00:07:48] mjones : etc up 30% woohoo
[2016-12-30 00:08:48] zach719 : rullwull: ahhh ok I got it
[2016-12-30 00:11:16] javierstone : up we go
[2016-12-30 00:12:28] MikeHunt : apparnetly PRC are working on new internet
[2016-12-30 00:12:40] MikeHunt : even more censored
[2016-12-30 00:12:59] MoneySeeMoneyDo : speaking of censored, is it possible to block people on this chat?
[2016-12-30 00:13:22] yoloshi : only via css hack
[2016-12-30 00:13:45] MikeHunt : MoneySeeMoneyDo: why do you feel the need to censor?
[2016-12-30 00:14:56] javierstone : feeling uppy
[2016-12-30 00:15:39] javierstone : bots are battling it out in the orderbook
[2016-12-30 00:16:56] nOgAnOo : Ugh, waiting for Bitcoin transfer to get here so I can trade again
[2016-12-30 00:17:05] nOgAnOo : Got rekt on the massive pump last night
[2016-12-30 00:18:52] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: how much you loose?
[2016-12-30 00:19:03] javierstone : er we go
[2016-12-30 00:20:18] nOgAnOo : I lost 5 dollars last night.. I had made 7x my first day turning 50 into 350 USD. Cashed out 270 and rekt on the rest making some miss-clicks being a newbie to this platform.. lost 15 dollars since trying to get back in.. now throwing another 10 on.
[2016-12-30 00:20:34] nOgAnOo : Overall I'm up 5 or 6x right now
[2016-12-30 00:20:43] nOgAnOo : in about 2 days of trading
[2016-12-30 00:20:48] MikeHunt : i lost 400 today nearly lol
[2016-12-30 00:20:49] sleger : give it time
[2016-12-30 00:20:54] sleger : you'll get rekt eventually
[2016-12-30 00:21:02] nOgAnOo : the cup is half full
[2016-12-30 00:21:06] sleger : I made 15 today !!
[2016-12-30 00:21:06] nOgAnOo : my life is full of riches
[2016-12-30 00:21:10] sleger : 15k that is
[2016-12-30 00:21:19] nOgAnOo : I am China's biggest importer
[2016-12-30 00:21:22] MikeHunt : sleger: arent you a whale thou?
[2016-12-30 00:21:34] sleger : I'm a mammal
[2016-12-30 00:21:44] nOgAnOo : I am the king of Ebay, so well hedged that even if I lose everything on the market I am still rich
[2016-12-30 00:22:05] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: what type of stuff u sell?
[2016-12-30 00:22:05] nOgAnOo : Just bought like 200 kinds of firecracker labels
[2016-12-30 00:22:28] nOgAnOo : I have 25 year old new in box soap shoes.. bought for 12 dollars on clearance and been selling for 120 to 140 dollars
[2016-12-30 00:22:55] nOgAnOo : Everything Camel Cigarettes.. 50 unique unopened packs, neon lights, 30+ different zippos
[2016-12-30 00:23:13] nOgAnOo : I have over 1000 varieties of seeds and a dozen crates full of prepper supplies
[2016-12-30 00:23:27] MikeHunt : dont u need to age verify cigarettes?
[2016-12-30 00:23:31] nOgAnOo : I buy all of Chinese stuff in bulk on ebay. I get computer mice for 2.50
[2016-12-30 00:23:41] sleger : do you have bazookas ?
[2016-12-30 00:24:02] nOgAnOo : You are not even supposed to sell them on ebay but these are "antique".. I did an experiment with my silly friend.. he smoked the 25 year old cigarettes
[2016-12-30 00:24:19] nOgAnOo : sleger if you want that check alphabay
[2016-12-30 00:24:21] ett1 : lol
[2016-12-30 00:24:26] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: so legal wise your alright?
[2016-12-30 00:24:27] nOgAnOo : i make hot sauce weapons
[2016-12-30 00:24:37] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: where i live you'd get raped either way by big gov
[2016-12-30 00:24:39] ett1 : they get better as they age
[2016-12-30 00:24:40] nOgAnOo : I print plastic throwing stars and am making metal molds for them now
[2016-12-30 00:24:59] nOgAnOo : Boomerangs and helicopters are my next thing
[2016-12-30 00:25:25] nOgAnOo : I've been acquiring engines and arduino parts, blades, even doing a little bit of wind up rubber band airplanes
[2016-12-30 00:25:36] nOgAnOo : I want to produce flying toys
[2016-12-30 00:25:56] nOgAnOo : Blimps too... and robot arms on ropes that can garden
[2016-12-30 00:26:07] nOgAnOo : like the cameras in stadiums on ropes
[2016-12-30 00:26:43] nOgAnOo : I will produce 4 acres of peppers by myself I think. With the help of robots to slice and dry the carolina reaper peppers.
[2016-12-30 00:27:15] nOgAnOo : My hot sauce will make the terminator cry.
[2016-12-30 00:27:38] MikeHunt : wouldnt mind getting into weaponry but so very illegal where i live
[2016-12-30 00:27:53] nOgAnOo : I've figured I can grow 4800 full size plants on 1 acre.. with a value of 1 million dollars of seeds.. not including the dried spice which would be maybe 100,000 dollars
[2016-12-30 00:28:33] nOgAnOo : Carolina reapers being worth a little more than ghost .. ghost seeds in large bulk quantities available for 3 cents per seed.. but average is 10 cents
[2016-12-30 00:28:43] rullwull : r u growing weed?
[2016-12-30 00:28:48] MikeHunt : hahah
[2016-12-30 00:28:48] sleger : please no drug talking here
[2016-12-30 00:28:52] sleger : it's a legal platform
[2016-12-30 00:28:54] nOgAnOo : Peppers for now.. until hemp is legalized
[2016-12-30 00:29:14] nOgAnOo : Hemp would be infinitely more profitable than the peppers
[2016-12-30 00:29:18] nOgAnOo : industrial or medical
[2016-12-30 00:29:25] MikeHunt : cant you get a license for hemp?
[2016-12-30 00:29:41] nOgAnOo : In some states.. but it's limited terribly.. and there is a seed shortage right now
[2016-12-30 00:29:58] nOgAnOo : all farmers are growing just for seeds.. and only 1 or 2 of 12 would be selling any of their seeds
[2016-12-30 00:30:05] nOgAnOo : the rest keeping to expand their farms
[2016-12-30 00:30:32] nOgAnOo : I just ordered some from ebay. From Latvia.. China and Vietnam also have seeds for sale
[2016-12-30 00:30:58] nOgAnOo : Even industrial hemp contains high CBD.. which is worth as much as THC oil.. saves the lives of epilepsy patients
[2016-12-30 00:31:10] javierstone : i don't feel like i've thoroughly used this negative interest rate
[2016-12-30 00:31:12] nOgAnOo : people just don't understand.. an acre of industrial hemp is worth millions.
[2016-12-30 00:31:17] javierstone : need to get more wild with it
[2016-12-30 00:31:53] javierstone : shoulder implants
[2016-12-30 00:32:00] javierstone : calf replacement
[2016-12-30 00:32:02] Drnknmonkey : Whay doyou think people? Up or down
[2016-12-30 00:32:34] ett1 : so bullish
[2016-12-30 00:32:37] happy : sideways?
[2016-12-30 00:32:44] sleger : Drnknmonkey: are you drunk ?
[2016-12-30 00:32:47] ett1 : much upside
[2016-12-30 00:33:13] Drnknmonkey : Not drunk omw to work
[2016-12-30 00:33:16] javierstone : have you guys seen those videos of tourists getting monkies drunk?
[2016-12-30 00:33:22] javierstone : so fucked
[2016-12-30 00:33:39] PARAFFIN : yes me
[2016-12-30 00:33:43] ett1 : do they have sex
[2016-12-30 00:33:53] javierstone : alright weirdo
[2016-12-30 00:34:16] Drnknmonkey : Haha saw a vid where monks got drunk from eating rotten fruit and grapes
[2016-12-30 00:37:04] ett1 : thats all wine is
[2016-12-30 00:37:16] Drnknmonkey : And the question is so do you have sex
[2016-12-30 00:37:16] javierstone : thanks dad
[2016-12-30 00:37:29] ett1 : and you plebs enjoy it
[2016-12-30 00:38:01] ett1 : im celebate
[2016-12-30 00:38:09] ett1 : and teetotal
[2016-12-30 00:38:16] Drnknmonkey : Good for you !
[2016-12-30 00:38:21] MikeHunt : anyone think this looks a bit dumpy?
[2016-12-30 00:38:45] MikeHunt : lower low at 00:15 hours UTC
[2016-12-30 00:38:58] zach719 : MikeHunt: no clue at this point
[2016-12-30 00:39:20] javierstone : MikeHunt: what posters do you have on your wall?
[2016-12-30 00:39:23] ett1 : it looks bubbly
[2016-12-30 00:39:28] MikeHunt : pump from 6pm yesterday to now looks like wedge and we just broke down
[2016-12-30 00:40:03] ett1 : javierstone: lambos probably
[2016-12-30 00:40:28] javierstone : "JUSTIFICATON FOR HIGHER EDUCATION"
[2016-12-30 00:40:43] BitFan : or Boris Johnson
[2016-12-30 00:41:10] PARAFFIN : XBTUSD 多仓被爆: 卖出 194000 @ 957.02 神马都是浮云 ? ? ?
[2016-12-30 00:41:22] ett1 : fortune favours the hold
[2016-12-30 00:41:23] MikeHunt : javierstone: i have a framed picture of Nigel Farage, our national hero
[2016-12-30 00:41:25] javierstone : long or short?
[2016-12-30 00:41:51] nOgAnOo : I'm gonna short when my btc arrives
[2016-12-30 00:41:53] ett1 : thats a bit gay tho
[2016-12-30 00:41:58] nOgAnOo : down to 800 after new years
[2016-12-30 00:42:30] nOgAnOo : last year the dump was January 16th
[2016-12-30 00:42:52] rapidtrades : euro spiked 1.5% hour ago
[2016-12-30 00:43:06] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: each major dump was preceeded by an event
[2016-12-30 00:43:11] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: none has happened yet
[2016-12-30 00:43:36] nOgAnOo : Obama will declare martial law. :)
[2016-12-30 00:44:25] nOgAnOo : The night before the Inauguration?
[2016-12-30 00:44:53] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: he could but it'd need a major justification otherwise hes going to face insurection
[2016-12-30 00:44:54] nOgAnOo : Massive riots.. then even more riots when the liquor stores and gas stations are out of product.. power outages..
[2016-12-30 00:45:10] ett1 : ivanka trump launches new bitcoin derivatives eexchange
[2016-12-30 00:45:23] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: i think the establishment will save that for Trump though, be interesting to see how he handles it
[2016-12-30 00:45:27] nOgAnOo : People start drinking snow for water.. full of chemicals for mind control dropped by Chemtrails
[2016-12-30 00:45:57] nOgAnOo : Little nano antennas called morgellons disease being used to send signals to mind control victims.
[2016-12-30 00:46:03] narnarfromnarnia : for now on im just gonna trade the opposite direction
[2016-12-30 00:46:10] narnarfromnarnia : whatever my brain thinks ill do the other
[2016-12-30 00:46:12] ett1 : nOgAnOo: i filter my urine. safest option
[2016-12-30 00:46:19] narnarfromnarnia : lol
[2016-12-30 00:46:26] nOgAnOo : I need to learn that technique yet, water world style
[2016-12-30 00:46:46] mjones : btc deadcat over
[2016-12-30 00:46:51] nOgAnOo : That 1 tomato plant in water world inspired who I am today. I now have over 50 strains of tomatoes and 400+ peppers
[2016-12-30 00:46:52] mjones : heading back to $700
[2016-12-30 00:47:04] nOgAnOo : BTC back to 170
[2016-12-30 00:47:16] MikeHunt : bounce @ 967 ?
[2016-12-30 00:47:21] REKT : Liquidated short on `ETC7D`: buy 1200 @ 0.001487
[2016-12-30 00:47:29] nOgAnOo : oh gn0
[2016-12-30 00:47:54] mjones : etc going crazy. is china finally adding it
[2016-12-30 00:47:58] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: that you?
[2016-12-30 00:48:21] nOgAnOo : Meanwhile I wait for my BTC transfers as the Behemoth Beast hesitantly pushes forth massive obsolete blocks
[2016-12-30 00:48:41] nOgAnOo : A couple weeks ago I waited 16 hours for a BTC transfer
[2016-12-30 00:48:51] nOgAnOo : While the miners spam the blockchain to retain higher fees
[2016-12-30 00:48:59] nOgAnOo : Graphene is the future people, wake up
[2016-12-30 00:49:05] nOgAnOo : Dan Larimer SPOKE to Satoshi
[2016-12-30 00:49:17] nOgAnOo : This pretty much makes him the Crypto god
[2016-12-30 00:49:24] mjones : etc/btc about to be the highest in 2 months
[2016-12-30 00:50:19] nOgAnOo : And stan Larimer is a literal rocket scientist who does software engineering
[2016-12-30 00:50:35] nOgAnOo : 3 second transfers, Graphene/Steem. Google it.
[2016-12-30 00:50:37] nOgAnOo : Get it.
[2016-12-30 00:50:42] ett1 : i gave satoshi a bj. but he was anonymous
[2016-12-30 00:51:49] MikeHunt : looks wedgy here but continuation on okcoin
[2016-12-30 00:53:19] mjones : oh noo bitmex going down for a hour on the jan 4th
[2016-12-30 00:53:19] nOgAnOo : Oh no, my money is stuck
[2016-12-30 00:53:40] Naloxone : Looks like XMR next lrg is starting
[2016-12-30 00:53:45] nOgAnOo : Alphabay doesn't let you withdraw unless you have 0.01
[2016-12-30 00:53:45] happy : Anyone bought gold two days ago?
[2016-12-30 00:53:49] Naloxone : *leg
[2016-12-30 00:53:52] nOgAnOo : and you can't deposit unless it's more than 0.01
[2016-12-30 00:54:04] nOgAnOo : That is a terrible business plan.
[2016-12-30 00:54:12] ett1 : nOgAnOo: stupid rule
[2016-12-30 00:54:23] mjones : xmr has a lot of walls to eat if it is going to pump
[2016-12-30 00:54:30] rullwull : i bought gold at 1123
[2016-12-30 00:54:32] ett1 : seems sketchy
[2016-12-30 00:54:38] narnarfromnarnia : mjones: i'd imagine those are fake, will vanish
[2016-12-30 00:54:42] nOgAnOo : So I just deposited 2 dollars to try to get my 10 dollars out and now I don't get my deposit coz it's less than 10?????? LOL @ Alphabay
[2016-12-30 00:55:00] narnarfromnarnia : lol
[2016-12-30 00:55:12] mjones : ah bitcoinwisdom xmr orderdepth is wrong anyways
[2016-12-30 00:55:18] kekkyojin : I am happy :)
[2016-12-30 00:55:29] mjones : says 42k to 0.0145 and polo says it's 29k
[2016-12-30 00:55:33] nOgAnOo : I shouldn't have spent the 50 dollars on firecracker labels
[2016-12-30 00:55:40] nOgAnOo : No trading money left and butthurt
[2016-12-30 00:56:13] nOgAnOo : But I retrieve the long lost collection that my bird chewed up when I was a child.. priceless
[2016-12-30 00:56:37] javierstone : thats like a cohen brothers movie plot
[2016-12-30 00:56:45] mjones : where did XMR market maker go
[2016-12-30 00:56:51] mjones : even if i wanted in XMR i cant get in
[2016-12-30 00:56:59] happy : ETH looks bearish isn't it ?
[2016-12-30 00:57:43] mjones : eth looks boring
[2016-12-30 00:57:54] mjones : XMR market maker has been found. stupid big spread
[2016-12-30 00:58:14] mjones : i'll just wait for settlement and decide what to do with the shitcoins
[2016-12-30 00:59:19] mjones : now that everyone is trained to buy the dips. lets drop the hammer and dump 5%-10% before a big bounce
[2016-12-30 01:02:24] nOgAnOo : Anyone agree that USD will not exist in 3 years?
[2016-12-30 01:02:36] nOgAnOo : I haven't traded Eth since the DAO hack.
[2016-12-30 01:02:40] javierstone : this chat never ceases to amaze me
[2016-12-30 01:02:51] ett1 : the euro wont by a decade
[2016-12-30 01:02:59] ett1 : usd i w
[2016-12-30 01:03:15] ett1 : ouldnt bet against
[2016-12-30 01:03:29] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: it may exist but not in same way
[2016-12-30 01:03:43] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: trump has suggested a way of dealing with the massive debt
[2016-12-30 01:03:54] nOgAnOo : Well I was right about my fraudulent presidential polling by Soros
[2016-12-30 01:04:09] MikeHunt : nOgAnOo: they did that with brexit
[2016-12-30 01:04:30] nOgAnOo : I am so excited for whatever is about to happen.
[2016-12-30 01:05:32] ett1 : nOgAnOo: soros was the gu behind panama papers